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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1888-9-7, Page 22 THE $RUS$ELS P 75T. gen araawunrnaaa4astteaHrtoezrp,rctaaapumttiP$T.w4eux:5vmsamtvititw€laatxatrrtrtilrarisololatPevolonnutaurnrrvmvtcattet, uaaiwer,['•tr__ar veacryerili!tt[axxrtw_alrrwa¢ra PENA.NOE OFA MAN WOLF. have us It strong idol of the men wolf's A GARDEN FOP OF ENGLAND. live, which open one into another and the fighting powers. One ear WAS torn off,grouar's contain every lovely eftaot thee can Al ReIn nkuhlo ii i In on India. annex both eyes plucked out, two legs broken, tlmae or the amino ut she s.o or anion_ be produced in lendeoape gardening and beetweeta a Man Wort nod a Hyena. it tongue nearly bitten off, and it had ; the home ohne Poet Tsutuynmt• miles of greenhouses mad uontuhvetoriea, While with the animal hunters in the nn• eeverul horrible gashes fa the belly. Ib where tires, poaches And Tukay grapes grow i was plain that the creature was a match for beside muskmelons and Indian camarandu glee and foothills to the north of Benares we p Her palm-honee oontaiva a grouter and heard of a man wolf. Oa two former ocoa- y fluor variety of planes from•Indie and other simile we had received like reports, but had b '1 1 fi k p h p i g P broploal countries than the ealm•hoaeo at given little attention to them. The super. lookout. Y Kew, while the infinite variety of ferns, atitioua natives of India have many ttrtnge angry," h p orohids, lilies and charming plants finds a beliefs, One ofthenhis that a brother ala wonderful background in a marvellous ar• has murdered a brother tarns into a man rangomont of oork and pork bark as frame. W011, and rosins the jungles 100 years as A N h h t Id h f 'b bh work and receptacle, The iotures uo offeob penmen), While they hold this animal in p "g ," bh tit i p lbl pl ' , to greatly heightened bythedivision of fear'and'terror, as well they may, they reason But who could have bold him? Our destination was Shaokhn, the famous the main conservatory by arch and terraced that if he is killed auother relative of the I 1 atepa into a 000ooetion of floors or ea- familymust take hie lame and eerve out the \V' h h' h h remaider of his sentence. Therefore while [ g B ' , loops, o, floer o with anatunry, as wall as the + e p p p rara9t flowers and pleats, they would talk to us of these menden, they 1 Iolre• Harvey's income is £30,000 ,per an - Were always very careful not to locate them j d h h to h tb' til following num. 13eeidae giving the " tomo," whioh and bring them into danger, We had long We plaoed sentinels on the watuh whoa whin the evil roes ou ata velvet lawns its has been made over to trustees, she has en• before made up our minds that there was dowed it with £40,000, whioh insures its nothing so very queer in finding a wild man q ' ly t'1 b t 'd 'g t t d h ld l fy i g ' continuaune,maintaining it perfectly with the in the jungles of India, Children are carried d b til d to til addition of tbo inoomo derived from its ia. toff by semi -wild men or by wild animals al. g 1 h mates, She will not allow it to be called a most doily, and even the oivilized countries N 1 d t p charity, treat(' the occupants as ladies and have their wild men roaming through the h h f b d d h p d $ t , h says it is ,elf supporting. Besides this forest. We were willing to pay a round p h h' 1' I island, 1 d home and her estate, and a great "home sum for the capture of a man wolf, believing d h 1 S 1 t S h farm," whioh she manages herself Mrs, he would turn out to be or ly a wild man, but g q Harvey is the loader in all beneficial publio at the same time a greater curiosity than a y " enterprises. She was the aotualfounder and gorilla. I 1, I Id is We had been making our headquarters in d f t d h THE AOTIVE PROMOTER a village for several days. til y t b d 1 3 of the moat popular institution in Shanklin BAITING OUR TRAPS FOR HYENAS ut hand When he news w t round that —a olub that owns its olub-house and in and natives on the look our, for serpents, I and worker the record F h 1 1; whish gentleman and ladies are members an when one midafternoon I got into a ham• Leigh Rinhmond and his "The D equal terms. The club house is beautifully mook slung between two trees on the out. eicua nil, with a charming outlook on the sea, and nas been a great promoter of the skirts of the village and dropped off to sleep, social life and interests of a somewhat ex. My two white men wore already asleep in elusive community. hammaaks some distance away, and such There are manyinterestin and charming •of the natives as were nob out for us were people at Shankli, but time or space doo lying by to pass the heat of the day. There nob admit of particularizing them •and were two or three children playing at the p g + lion or tier, and we begau to feel very uneasy, Bythe advice of the head man we built eevera extra res andkept e par "The fellow is evidentlyveryan " whioh atterwarde poems a steadyenetrat- explained the old man. " You are white Ing down -pour, But the country looked men, and he is not pleased ab your coining. lovely notwithstanding, and everyone spoke ar ape he as been o you were ere to cheerily o i andthoughtitso goodfor e oa tura him."rouse a i was impressible a to oom ala n u • "He had a cousin who was turned into a little town on the channel aide of the Isle of vulture for striking his father, and another Wight, w io hail the "°nine " and is con. uouaan who was turned into a ser enb for eidered bymanythe prettiest 'mob ob on the cursing our faith, Either one mayhave oar. island, It would have bean hard indeed not vied the man wolfthe news."share is opinion emorning ready to turn in, bub everythingpassed off thick, preen, blossoming hedges and its met until about midnight. It , Then a gum• starred holds andleafy trees,covering in tit. aoasiuu ofshrieks an earemma androars most luxuriance a ground, where ear. andthe waters mot andclasped ands, Aver in the wide worldwas there a s tot eases i0 ofgreater, or more variedtherm than this little surrounded bythe channel andthe Solent, ea, To the anti• narian ft oontaiva remains of Roman villa and stone workmanship,in exoollenr preset, vation, and to the student of history weeders an fortresses connected with BY JENNY JCNE, ft was a drearymorning upoi whioh we left London, gra , and cleudet by mist brought everyman, woman and child out of sleep with a bound. I bad no other thought tante man wola seize one ofthe sena. Halo, but as I leaped out of the hub one call- a tome : " Sahib, you have caught the beast in our trap! It was a mi a as have toyou,from the village to the spot where we had set 9 trap,and0 the screams gemma close THE at 1ST 151PMIrAVT EVENT there was Horden danger the village soon rioted of early English reigns; to the pious teaoher down, but there was no further steer for o such over as ev, any one.Whether caught or nob the , alryman a creature seemed fastened to one locality for the remainder of the night, and of all pro- ceedings I ever knew a wild beast to engage 10 his were the worst. He had A VOICE AS STRONG AS A LION'S, and he was not quiet for ten minutes at a time, He roared, screamed, shrieked, lam- ented and growled, and the wind brought; no every sound. He still hada full head of steam on when daylight came, and after a hasty breakfast a party of twenty of us moved in hie direction. He probably heard us coming, for his anger was freshly aroneed, and pretty soon we could hear him tearing at the bushes. I am free to say that the first eight of the man wolf, caught by the hind foot in the trap, and hanging head downward from the swaying sapling, took the courage out of me sooner than if I had met a tiger face on the path. He hung about three feet front the earth, and as far as is oould reach in every direction he had pulled up the bushes by the roots. He was supple as a monkey, and could double himself up and reach the trap, but strong as he was, he could not spring the jaws open and release his foot. There was a foot of chain before he could get to the rope, and the way he bit on that chain made us bold our breathe. Had it been of soft iron I have no doubt ha would have cut it in two. He had been oaeght where we first heard him scream out, and had been sus- pended for four hours. You would have thought he would be exhauated with pain and struggling, but he was not. As aeon as we came near he made such tremendoae efforts to get away, or to get at us, that all the natives fled in terror, We quickly understood that we could do nothing with the beast until the had lost his etrength and temper, and we returned to the village and left him hanging. All that day he yelled every two or three minutes, and all that night we heard him at intervals. On the seooud morning he was still ugly, but late in the afternoon hunger and pain mastered him. We brought up a nage, got three or four ropes around him, and finally made him a prisoner. His foot and leg were terribly swollen, and he made but little re- sistance. We now had opportunity to look him over. Daughter," and "Jane, the Young Cobrager," who lived and died and aro buried bare. The Rev. William Adame, who wrote the ' Shadow of the Croat,' and other sacred allegories, and John Starling, whose life was written by Carlyle and who wan the friend of Archdeacon Hare. Everyone knows that Lod and Ledy Tennyson have a home at Farringford, near Freshwater, that point of the island which lies near the "Needles" and furthest'out upon the Atlantic' coact. The poet and his family do not occupy it all the time for he is nervously afraid of curious visitors and takes himself away from them as soon as the Summer swarm begins to appear upon the upper decks of steamers or the tops of in- land coaches, which run from all parts of the island to fresh water. There is some reason for this distaste in the persecution to whioh he has been nub. jeot and the vandalism which has stripped trees from his grounds, root and branch. His house is embowered in trees, and it is orly possible to obtain one view of it. Mica Mary Auderson is a frequent visitor, the family of the poet being amongst her dear- est friends. On a recent oocaoion walking with her in the garden and talking in his "genial, delightful way," the poet suddenly took to his heels, and Mies Anderson had some difficulty in following him into retreat. He had detected a pair of eyes peering through the hedge, and though they were only those of a nursery mud out with her charges for their daily walk they sent him to cover. Tennyson's house and the Queen's Palade, Osborne, ars the principal atbraotiona for New World,visitora. The latter is the home of bile Queen, the only one elle possesses in her own right—and about it are grouped her personal interests—her early house what a5 true of Shanklin is more or less true door of a but near me, bac making little of other parts of the island, for it is econcm- or no noise. It was as quiet as if a spell ioal as ell as love( and for that reason had been placed upon every inhabitant. I has become the home of man refined eo le Iliad not slept over half an hour when n whoeo small, fixed inoomes will nob admit of mosquito bit me on the cheek and started Javan m great centras et nd a me up. 1 lay en my right side, and through change wen the want it by hrentin o can fltheir the meshes of the hammock could see the houses at high they for a ew weeks in edge of the jungle, about forty rods away. Summer or al a leasrive in Winter, and The children were still at play, and were a taking an inland trip ora Christmas holiday hundred feet nearer the jungle than I was. upon the Riviera: Almost as soon as I opened my eyes I saw a dark object leap from the mover of the tnioket to the shelter of a single bush on a cleared ground. It looked to me in the brief glimpse I had like a gorilla. I measured the leap afterward with a tape tine and it was twenty-three feet. I did not start up, but rubbed my eyes wide open to identity the strange creature. It had cowered until I aould see nothing but a blank spot, and it was two or three 'minutes before it moved again. Then it suddenly leaped into view, bounded for the Children exactly as a monkey leaps, and before I could call our it had seized a little boy about two and a half years old, and was retreating with him. It was on its hind lege, both arms around the child, and run - ming with great awiftnees. The body was waked and hairy, but I woo convinced that it was that of a human being. I yelled oat and the creature whirled about, raised tho child on high, and, with A SHRILL SCREAM OF ANGER, dashed it down on the hard, baked earth with terrible force. Then it shook its fists at the villagers swarming out, and, dropping down on all fours, bounded away Into the jungle. Wefound the child gasp• ing its last. That fling had broken almost every -bone in vis body. It was not until the villagers were convinced that I bad seen bbe creature and was assured of its identity chat the head man acknowledged it to be a man wolf, and that it had long been a mea. see to the locality. It was, be said, his cousin, who had killed a brother fifteen years before. As the creature had now killed throe -hildrea, against whom it seamed ro have a particular spice, and as its pretence menac- ed the .safety of the village ho would give his cement for us to seek its capture. I helped him to reaoh this conclusion by a present valued at $20, and by agreeing not to give the matter away in any other village. The flat thing to be done was to learn the habits of the creature. He was known to eat meat, mote, barks, and almost any- thing nything else which came in his way. He must sleep, but no one could say when, as he had been seen prowling around at all hours of the day and night. He was very strong and fierce, and it was doubted if one of the tiger cages would hold him. We decided to tempt his curiosity, and, to this end, one of our cages was placed in the jungle, and the door so arranged as to shut the creature in if he but entered. But he took no notice of the curiosity, or, if he did it was to fight shy of the sualeeted trap. Twice in three days he was .seen again on the borders of 1, the village, evidently bent on further mis chief, and the natives finally found a path'. whioh the man wolf used in going end room: Mg from a water hole. As goon as they CAME IN WITH THE NEWS we started out to set a different trap for', him. The steal traps to catch wild animals have no teeth, and jaws come together in a way to give one a leverage on the other. I have kora of a full-grown tiger being caught by the foot and firmly held in a trap no larger than the boys set for mink and muskrat, We replaced the chain with a half.inoh rope mado of native grasses, and ail soon as a suitable spot had been selected we excavated a hole, buried the trap out of sight and then bent down a sapling and tied the end of the rcpe to it. This sapling was held down by a trigger whioh a sharp pull would release. When the trap had been set no eye could detect anything suspicious around the spot, and we felt certain that the creature would get into trouble if be passed that way, When we could do no more we retired to the village, aboub a mile away. It was about sundown when we arrived, and we worn just in time to see a wonderful pro. vending. A large and savage -looking hyena came out of the Jangle and sniffed and enuffed and growled at us from a distance of about 20 rode. We refrained from shooting for fear the reports would frighten the man wolf away, and while a hutdred of us stood gazing at the beast another suddenly ap- peared. It was the same oreature I saw from tilt hammock. " It is the man wolf," moaned a snore of natives in ohorusand at least a dozen of them slunk away into their huts, But tile{ beast had not come to disturb Us. He had evidently been traoking the hyena, and he was there for revenge. He bounded over the ground with great leaps, and the hyena did not suapeob his approach. The lest bound was a bremend• oils curve in the air, and as the man wolf mama down it was full u on the hyena's He wag certainly a man wolf—that is a native child had been carried off when young and brought up with wild beasts for twenty years or more. This creature bad a human face and form, bat the body was covered with coarse hair, the teeth were long, the hands out of shape, and he had learned to go as a four footed animal. He wan indeed ' A (HORRIBLE L0011100 SIGHT, but the worst features about him were his eyes. No true wild beast ever saw through a more ugly pair. There was a villainous squint to them and the balls seemed to be aflame, We were congratulating ourselves on his easy o.pture wl en the head man re- plied : " Wait a bit. Wait until his strength returns. You will never get him away from here." We drew the cage to the village and gave the beast food and water. He readily ac- cepted both, and hie conduct was as humble as we could desire, He was biding his time, however. On the the third day be minute- ly rxamined the oonatruotion of the cage and tested every bar. He did this when he thought he was unobserved. On the fifth day he began to Gnarl and growl and allow his temper, and on the sixth we started off with him, the cage being dragged by twelve natives. Everything went well up to noon, when we stopped for a rest and a bite to eat. As all were sitting down the man wolf suddenly sprang out of a corner where he had been sulking, seized a bar in either hand, and with a tremendous effort wrenched them out. One ise retained for a weapon me he leaped to the earth. It was so sudden that no one was prepared. He did not seek escape, but revenge, and before we oould pick up our guns and open fire he had killed three of the natives and eeverely wounded two others, He was still laying about him screaming with rage when ono of the white men gave him a °barge of buckshot and ended his career. He had struck only single blows and yet each one bad been hard enough to cripple or kill. But for our guns he would have killed every man in the party. IN WHIOH 311E LIVED WITH HER MOTHER, the Duchess of Trent. The little ohureh, of which she laid the first stone when she was prineoso, and in whioh her youngest daugh- ter was married ; the cottages she built, a long row of them, in which to retire her old servants, and the graveyard, and mausoleums in which her dearest friends and hopes lie buried. An old-fashioned " kissing " gate takes you through the field of waving grain to Wbippingham Churoh and its churchyard, and the canes and hedgerows whioh sur- round Osborne are as simple and pastoral as those which enoloeo the humblest dwelling. A delightful summer knight be spent in a walking tour of this charming epos, taking ib leisurely from point to point, and stop picg wherever fanoy led. In every part of it are rural nooks, wayside inns and piotur eague bourses ; and the distances are so short and the paths so captivating, that he must indeed be insensible who could not find for• getfulnese, if not happiness, in this charmed. island. Ose of the famous walks is from Shanklin to Bonchurch and Ventnor, through starred meadows and "kieeing" gates.. The ter- raced hills showing green depths and velvety stretches down to the water's edge, bordered with hedges of blossoming May, the path losing itself in the tangled mazes of the celebrated landside and reappearing amid walls of ivy, and the gray old oharoh which has guarded the pretty village for 1100 years, its oldest portions dating from 700. In she churchyard ei the " old " church at Bon- church lie the remains of Rev. W. Adams, who wrote the " Shadow of the Cross," and John Stirling, the friend of Archdeacon Bare, and Thomas Carlyle. It is still in a fair state of preservation—tenderly kept by the ivy, which wreathe, and the daisies and forget -me -note, whioh bloom about it. 'Vent nor is onlya mile from Blnohuroh, but is totally diferent in its oharacter. Btueharoh is a neat of quaint cottons and Inose -grown dwellings, shrouded in greenery. Ventnor suggests Carlsbad, with its villa residences built on the hillside, but it is hilly on one side only and ITS £ERR. =E FRONT ON THE SEA. A hospital, under royal patronage, has been established at Ventnor for oonaumptives and is the finest in the kingdom. Shanklin possesses to typical modern lady who has founded and sustains at " Broad. lands " a double philanthropic enterprise— most admirably conceived and sustained, This consists of a home for gentlewomen in How Jones Proposed. reduced mreumwtanoea, and a training sohool P for servants drawn entirely from the young Jones—" Miss Arabella, do you like cab• daughters of poor but well oonduoted and bage 1" respectable parents, The number of ladies Arabella—" What a strange question, Mr. le limited to forty and they 'pay eight shil- Jones." tinge ($2) per week and a small sum for " I know it is a strange question, but washing and in Winter for fire. The whole please answer it. 'expense is perhaps $110 or $115 per year for "Yes, Mr. Some,1 am very fond of cab. I eaoh individual, ,and for this they have a bags." 1 beautiful home in lovely grounds and gar- ' Ah, I am glad to hear Haab," dens and aro attended by maids who have " Why 7" 'graduated from laundry to eoullery and " Your liking cabbage goes bo show that kitohen, from kitchen to pantry, from pantry we were made for each other, °I dote on to parlor and bedroom Work, only those corn beef, Why should we not unite our who show decided Mete receiving the train. fortunes ?" ing of woke, So great is the demand for "0, Mr, Jones 1" Ieer71Oe equipped under the They will be married next week, I EFFICIENT MANAGEMENT OF THE 01AT1100 that every girl who enters the institution is A Storm of Cabs, under engagement in desirable families bo. Policeman (to citizen dingin to lamp fore her two years of preparation have ex. post(—Shall 1 hail a cab, friend 7 pired and thenceforth commands beet wages , Citizen— •graahua no (hie), o�hur ;donFrom thirtytoforty girla are received at beak. He uttered a terra le scream as he i (ilio) hail any more Dabs ; they're haalin' all one time and there are always more aandi- struck, and the hyena rave vent to something 'noun' now,I dates than van bo a000mmodated to bake _ their places, The present home was former. ly the site of the factory and dwelling of the Silo—" where are you- oing, Charley?' richest lace manufaoturer on the island. Hs—•" Going to the o era,'She—" Ah I I Hie daughter, Mrs. Harvey, inherits his like a shriek. They rolled over and over on the ground, biting, CLAWING, GROWLING AND GURGLING, but the fight dud net last over Mixt seconds, Then the man wolf sprang up shook him. understand, The beila6. Bub why don't wealth and with it an extraordinary amount .self and uttered a yell of triumph, and you go to the monkey show instead 11 think of energy and the most unbounded kindness after threateningtie for a ooaple of mmutee you will like it ever so much bettor. The of heart, Her house at Shanklin faces the re-entered the ungle, We wont out to monkeys, you know, have four lege—twice cliff, from whioh it taken Ito name, but it is the body of the hyena, and ata condition es many as the ballet danco.a." secluded within courts and great walla of Beer is Sing in Old England. A000rdiug to the latest Parliamentary re- turns, $7,500,000 was received for beer Boom aes in England last year, and as an incline - don of where the profits go it is announced that Lord Lansdowne has just sold three of his fittest pioturee, two Rembrandt(' and a Cuyp, for $250, 000 to Sir Arthur Guinness who has made his money in brewing beer. A Problem Solved, Old Man—lf I give my daughter to you, young man, whore will you take her 1 Yoang Man—Well, er—I thought perhaps we might stay here with you until I can get things straightened out a bit. Old Man—Han, yea, I quite overlooked that easy solution of the difficulty, but my house is very small. Young 4Lau—Y e. ea, I thought of that, too ; but the idea occurred to to me that possibly the house could be enlatged. Why He Was Late. Ominous Voice (through the keyhole)— " le that you, John Smith?" Mr, Smith—" Yeeh, m' dear. I (bio) brought home fry in (hie) box." Mrs. Smith (opentng the door)—" Well, come iu, dear, but be careful of the fry. Poor John, I &poem you had to wait to have 'em cooked." A Oharming Duet, Mr. Sampson (to Bobby at the front pats) —" Is your deter in, Bobby 7" Bobby—" Yee, she's in the parlor with Mr, Peatherly. They've been singing to. gather," Mr,•S ampson—" Ab, and what have they been singing Y' Bobby—" We're going to be married, ha, ha, mamma," On a Foraging Expedition. Sam Johnsing (to Aunt Dinah)—" Wha'e Uno. Raktua die ebenin' 1" Aunt Dinah—" He's gone ter de grocery eto' ter gib aumpin fo' brekfus." Sam Johnsing—" Wha'—what yo' gwyne ter have 7" Aunt Dinah—" Well, of Rastas don' hob no bad luck we's vine ter hab picked -up aodfiah. Wow, wow, wow 1" Tsaoher—" What is velocity 7" Boy— "Velooity is what a man puts down a hot plate with." "And is that yellow dome, which rises fn the field yonder, the roof of another dwell. tag 7' asked the oity visitor of his country friend. "Oh, no 1" said the farmer, "that is my prize pumpkin you see, whioh is grow- ing right along for the agriou'tural show." He was doing very nicely n the parlor, when a solemn voioe came through the open window from the porch. " That young man makes me very tired." "Don't be alarmed, sir. Sampson," acid the girl as ne hastily started up, " it is only Polly, our parrot," " I understand it's the parrot'," he replied, "but I would like to know who taught her to bulk."—IVs Y. Sun, A monster bunch of asparagus raised by Robert Niobole, a market gardener near Philadelphia, has been on exhibition in a Courtland street, N. Y., seed store. The bunch is two feet in height, thirty-six indica in circumference and weighs forty pounds, or nearly a pound a spike, all of which is edible. There is soma doubt as to its vana sty, but it is believed to be the now south- ern sort "Palmetto." Centenarians of any kind are rare enough, but oontenariane in the active service of a railroad company must be worth going a good many miles to see, They have a men of that kind down in Massachusetts. His name is Perkins. He le treasurer of the Nor. with and Worceater railroad and has been in the servioeforfiftyyeera. Hecelebratodhis hundredth birthday the other day, on whioh auspicious omission :he directors presented him with A testimonial expresslve of their' high tense of the value of hie services, Books in oases w!thou b glass fronts retain their lreshneso longer than when put in closed oases. More dust will collect upon AUG, 31, 1888 ty iouu1o'rarq,s ediMe[y its eSasseotostctoam[1111TO OM nal An Old Man's Adegr, BY 1'111411' 5000010/15 075000. When but a boy 0 nen I met, Who one good lesson taught me nut has throughout 101 sue veiling 7 ears Sweet eousolatlun brought we, This waif the maxim wide h he gave me (You'll smile when 1 Melon If), "The pin0111ug shoe grows easier, The longer that you wear 11." A honrel5y• preverh, 71 emdlaa, Van; one MOaltea truth explabd"g, And one that 00g01861" trouble 'a hour Us WWWe•gtlr for calor enstalnIng; For every 111 drth lighter seem As more we born bo boar It— ', The piooh0ng shoe grown °oilier, The longer that you wear It." The care that ie at Bret 00 great, The once o'orwhelming sorrow, W111 lawn as tho days go by And morrow follows morrow ; Though groat the force of grief may be Time will in part impair it -- "The Moiling shoe grows easier, The longer that you wear 14" Did time nob bring this sure decrease To bitter"es• amt anguish, How many, many hopeless hearts In ho lelees woe would languish 7 Ah well It le we dud it true ' fioe•obr with us may faro It, The plOOhtng tilos grows easier; The longer that you wear it." Two Babies. m• 1156. 0000511 AoailmAL0. There is a little baby Always gentle, always saint. Who doesn't lack a be rilty That 080 make a babe complete ; Who never arise untimely, Who le never, never rude, While anything elle doesn't know, No mortal baby cond. So winsome and so dainty Teat the careless turn to look— But oh 1 thin perfect baby Is a baby in a book. There Is a little baby With sunshine In her 0009; And many a fault the oritieal Might coldly criticise. Her nose is over•sattoy, Her temper does Incline, When her shall world is going wrong, ' To take a twist like n ane, And half the peopla lass her by Nor deem her wortha look, But oh t she sults 111.6 better Than the baby in the bock 1 Los and Gain. 5Y MAN T110a\ltrena •r roman, I sorrowed that the golden day was dead, Its light no mare the count y side adorning; But whilst I grieved, behnin l—the east grew red With morning. I sighed that merry Spring was forced to go, And doll the wreaths that did so well become her ; But whilst I murmured at her alr1en05, 10I— Tw•as Summer, I mourned beoauee the daffodils wore killed By burning skies that scorched my early p -ales ; But whilst for IhtsoWith rose1 phtod my' hands were filled s, Half broken•hrnr'od I bewailed the end 01 lrlendshlpa than which none had once seemed nearer ; But while( I sept I found a nae er friend And dearer. And thus 'learned old pleasures are estranged Only that something newer may be given ; Until at last we land this Earth exchanged For heaven. Fun in the Ohoir. In a church in Baltimore a noted tenor singer was reuderiug a nolo in Warren's "Te Daum," and, miateking the inatncotione to the organist as to the use of the stops for the sacred words, smug out ab the top of his voioe, '•Pedal, great probe and swell," to the astonlsbment of the congregation. He oould not aouounb for the uncontrollable and convulsive though suppressed laughter of the choir, and was not aware of his mis- take until i6 was explained to him, when he was overcome with morti&cation. Another instance, more intensely amusing, was that of a wall -known baritone singer in the game church on another 000asion, who iaadvert. enbly plaoed the Blur on the wrong note. Ile had adapted the air of "The Jewish Maiden" to a hymn beginning, " Before the Lord Wo Bow," and instead of plaoing the slur on the first two syllables he platted it on the last one, ped rendered 16 thus, "Before the Lind We Bow -wow -wow." The effect wee immense. As he had and still has a powerful and beautiful voioe, his hearers were thoroughly elootrified at this unwonted and unlooked for oaoine imitation He bas never entirely reoovared from the effect of his ludicrous mistake. Fatal Saturday, Iu connection with the element of super. abition whioh generally accompanies the deaths of monarchsthe following. record (says the Pail Mali Gazette) would seem to show that for 170 years Saturday was very much of a fatal day to the Royal Family of England : William III died Saturday, March 18, 1702. Queen Anne died Saturday, Maroh 18, 1714. George I died Saturday, June 10, 1727. George II died Saturday, October 25, 1769 George III died Saturday, January 29, 1820. George the IV diad Saturday, June 26, 1830. Dnohose of tient died Saturday, Marob 16, 1861. Princess Consorb died Saturday, atom. bar 14,1801, Prince Alive died Saturday, December 14, 1878. It Made Him a Little Vexed. "Adolphus, d'ye know that I'm a little vexed at Mies Simmons 7" " What happened, Arthur, old boy 7" Well, you know I pride myself on my singing. We were at the piano, ' I'll sing Ono more song and then go home,' I said." " Was it lato 7" "About midnight." " And what did she say 7" " She said, ' Can't you go hoes first 7'd" " And did you l' "Yes, Adolphus. I tell you I'm:a [little vexed about it," No Brains to Blow Out, She—Mr. Siihhead sent me such a lovely novel, end Ikzow he meant me to think t0 hero himself. The hero is disappointed in love, and at lest blows his brains out, The other She—Well, Mr. Sillihead couldn't do that, e,t all events—for reasons Will Want More Later On. Passenger (in crowded oar)—Aren't; Toronto drummer, Sir ? Drummer—Yee. Paesoogor—Your first trip, isn't it? you a books exposed; but le is duet whioh oomes off Drummer—Yes, jb's a new business to me readily. When put behind glass doors, or butt: m selling more goods in my line than in oupboarde, lose dust gets on thorn, bub in any two men on tho road, 'Why do you think localities whore soft ooal ie used it is a fine We myfiret t trip 1 sooty dual, whioh, when treated with a cloth brush or dilater, note like a blank, oily paint, data: bore the loather and delle the gilt. Oh booke whioh aro openly exported bhfe sooty dust mixes with an innoxious and I think "feather -weight" is the name that (loaner dust and it all comma off together. they gave These facts explain what theme at first The umbrella 1: purobased toaday, paradoxical—that the more we try to keep They palled it aright, for the thing took books away from dust, and the more we wings, clean them, the dirtier they become." And alas I it has floated away, Paeeenger—Beeauso you only 000upy two seats. The Old, Old Storv, PASSING NOTES. Iia is a bold man wlm dares always to say whab he thinks. Besides being bold he is generally an awful bore. A perfect] representation of a butternut in bright diver snakes a pretty bonbonniore, The interior is either gilded or in satin ell. ver finish, !ie (poetical)—" But whab is money oom. parollwith truelove?' Sbe(praatoal)—"Ah, now I wonder whether my dressmaker would a000pb that sentiment ?" At the oloso of n Ierios of revival meet. Inge held in Kentucky recently by Sam Jones the owners of twenty seven loot am - brollies were eurprieed at finding them mys- teriously restored to their possession. The Right Answer,—Teacher (to elasi)— " Why ie preereatination called the thief of time 1" Boy (ab foot of clues)—" 13eaauaa it takes a parson so long to say it," Constant sweeping is whab woare out carpets. A carpet] often looks dusty so moon after it has boon swept that you know ib does not really need sweeping again. In that case, wet a cloth or Sponge and wipe off the dust, A fow drops of ammonia in the water will brighten the colors. The largoet umbrella in the world has been made in Glasgow for a King of East Africa, It can be opened and shut is the usual way, and when open is 21 feet in diameter. The staff is oleo 21 feet long. Ib is lined with cardinal rod and white, has a lob of straw tassels, and s border of orimson satin. Tho canopy is made of Indian straw, and the top terminates in a gilded ouae. IOE Oouo,ut CANE—Cream together the cup of milk, the beaten whites of eight eggs, and lastly two cups of flour with one of oornstorch, well sifted, with two teaspoon- fuls of baking powder. Bake in layers. For the icing beat the whites of three eggs very light; boil throe cups of sugar with half a pint of water until it candies ; add ono tea- spoonful of citric acid and two of vanilla. When about half cool beat in f he eggs, and beat all together until cool enough to spread. The most recent oloudlet on the horizon of European polities, whioh may, or may not lead to something serious, is an alleged coolness between Frauoe and Italy over affairs in Africa, whore Franco thinks Italy has bean showing herself unpleasantly ambitious, Germany's eye is said to have a twinkle of satisfaction in it as she watches tris two, thinking that the advautsgo will turn out her own in any vasa, Pile morbid sensibility of some natures whioh, as leading to suicide by quite young ohildren, is referred to in another column, receives ttrtking exemplification in the Daae of a young woman of eighteen, belong- ingwMiddletowa, N. Y., who Ethel herself with atryobnine the other day, because her parents very naturally and properly refused consent to her acceptance of a proposal of marriage from a man also had never seen and knew nothing about except through corres- pondence. Infatuated folly could not go further, PULLED BREAo.—Thera is no nicer des- sert than a piece of pulled broad, a bit of cheese and a cup of coffee ; besides, it is "so Eagliah you know." To make pulled bread, take a loaf of freshly baked bread, white it is still warm end rather underdone, and pull the inside out of it iu pieces the size of an egg. Put those in the oven and hake a delicate brown. They are crisp, and full of flavor and make a delightful ootnbin- ation with cheese, and tender stalks of cel- ery or leaves of lettuce. A novel kind of beggar has made his apt pearanoe on the Puriaian boulevards. This is a young Mau, a former pupil of the Boole Normals. His modus operandi is as follows :—Lie wawa up to the torraoe of a cafe, and eddrea.iug himself to the most in. tellectual-looking man present, invites him to ask any hiaterioal question he van think of, any date in. Frenoh history, from the earliest to the present tame, saying " I will answer ab once." He fulfills his promise wi h remarkable alacrity, and with equal alacrity passes round his hat. Bri'tiahers may be slow in some things but they like to travel fast, ell the same, jucginr by the records of the groat trunk railway linea, The Great Northern, whioh runs the famous "Flying Switchman," and its active oompobitor, the London and North• Western, have been screwing up their records lately to a point whioh puts them far ahead of anything on thio aide the Atlmn- tio, They have been pushing ono another so hard that it is now announced on good authority that the Great Northern moans to snake the trip from London to Edinburgh in 710"hours whioh will exoeod an average rate of sixty miles an hour. Deaths of the Apostles. St. Jchn wee shot to death with arrows. St.Simeon•Zealot was crucified in Persia, St. James the Great was beheaded at Jerusalem, St. Luke was hanged upon =olive tree in Greece. St. Matthias was first honed end then beheaded, S6, Barnabas was atoned to death by the Jews et Snlania. S6. Bartholomew was flayed alive by the oommand of a barbarous king. St. Philip was hanged up against a pillar ab Hiorophllus, a 0i3•y of Phrygia. St. Thomas was run through the body with a lance, at Coromandel, iu the East lndlos. Sb. Andrew was bound to -a orose, whence he preached upon the people anti he ex. aired. St. James the Leas was thrown from a pinnacle or wing of the temple, and then beaten to death with a fuller's club, St. Matthew is supposed to have suffered martyrdom, or algin with the sword at the pity of Ethiopia, in Egypt, St. John was put into a caldron of boiling oil at Rome and escaped death. He after. wards died a natural death at Ephesus, in Asia, ,9 b. Paul was beheaded at Rome by the tyrant Nero. Trim the Trees Low, Nearly all old apple trees aro too high headed. The ids& of their planters and early trainers seems to have been that ib would not do to let the branches hang so low that the largest horse oould nob plow or cultivate close to them without injury, The cense- quen1e ie the stone mostly run up eovon or eight feet without a limb, and most of the fruit, exposed to winds, is blown off and spoiled for marketing. If nob it le extreme- ly difficult and dangeroue to gather it by ladders. Tee way the business is managed now is to train low—keep the branches so that When loaded they will aimed touch the ground, Keep the surface under the trees well mulched with manure and this will sup- press moat of the grass that would otherwise creep in, Many of the apples thus grown San be picked from the ground or by low step ladders sot under trees.—[N, E. ,Farm. er,