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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1888-8-24, Page 3AUG. 17, 1888., rensiewerenenegeormatemetreneteetwelettesameethemoutemenneesem 44ROUGHINO IT IN THE BUSH." THE BRUSSELS POST 'CHAPTER IV,—(CoNeettuen.j The woods! 13a ?he I When 1 used to bo We left the British ehoroa on the 1st of Ju. I roaming through tides) woods, shooting,— ly, and oaetanohor,ias I have already shown, though not a thing could I over find to under the ensue of St, Lonio, atdloobeo, an shoot, for birds and Nana are not such l'''m Vf sou I fools as our nglish emigrants—and I the 2nd of•beptamber, ' - '1 1 (Mantled to thinkkof yon 00/111111( to spend the nailed the 1st of May, and had a epoody rest of your lives in bhe woods—I used to passage, •and was, as wo •heard from hit friends, comfortably settled in the bush, had bought Is farm, and meant to commence oporationo in the fall. All title was good nowe, and as ho wan settled near my bro- ther's location, we congratulated ourselves that our eccentric friend had found a home in the wildarrees ablest, and that wo should soon see him again. On the Sth of September, the steamboat Wbli4aan J,1r, landed us at the then small but rising town of , on Lake On- tario. The night was dark and rainy ; the. boat was crowded with emigrants ; and when we arrived at the inn, we learnt that' there was no room for us—not a bed to be had ; nor waa it likely, owing to the num- ber of strangers that had arrived for several weeks, that we, could obtain cne by eearoh• ing farther. Moodie requested the use of a, 'sofa for rife during the night , but even that! produced a demur from the landlord. Whilst I awaited the result in a passage, crowded with etraagc faces, a pair of oyes glanced upon are through the throng. Was it porsible'?—could it be Tom Wilson? Did any other human being ever ponces ouch eyes, or the them in such an eccentric manner? In another second ha had pushed his way to my aide, whispering fn my ear, " We met, 'twee in.a crowd." "Tom Wildon, is that you?" "Do you doubtit•? I flatter myself that there is no likeness of iamb a handsome follow to bo found in the world. it is I, I swear 1—although eery little of me is left to swear by, The beat part of mo I have left to fatten the muequitoes and black dies in that infernal bush. But where is Moodie 7' ' There he ie—trying to induce Mr, S.—, for love or money, to let me have a bed for the night," "You shall have mine," said Tons. "I can sleep upon the floor of the parlor in a blanket, Indian fashion. It's a bargain— I61 go and settle it with the Yankee directly ; he's the beet fellow in the world 1 In the meanwhile here is a little parlor, which is a joint•etook affair between some of us young hopefuls for the time being. Step in here, and I will go for Moodie ; I long to toll him what I think of this confounded country. But you will find is out all in good time ;' and rubbing hie hands together with a most lively and miochievous exprooeion, he shouldered his way through trunks, and boxes, and anxious facee, to communicate to my husband the arrangement he had so kindly made for us. "Accept this gentleman's offer, air, till to -morrow," said Mr. S--, "I can then make more comfortable arrangementefor your family; but we are orowded—crowded to excess. My wife and daughters are obliged to sleep in a little chamber over the stable, to give our guests more room. Hard that. I guess, for decent people to locate over the horsee." These matters settled, Moodie returned with Tom Wilson to the little parlor, in which I had already made myself at home. " Well, now, ie it not funny that I should be the firth to welcome you to Canada I" said Tom. ' But what are you doing here, my dear fellow 7" "Shaking every day with the ague. But I could laugh in spite of my teeth to hear them make such a confounded rattling; you would think they were all quarrelling which should first get out of my mouth, This shaking mania forms one of the chief attrac- tions of this new country." "I fear," said 1, rem, king how thin and pale he had become, " that this climate eau - not agree with you." "Nor I with the climate, Well, wo shall soon be quite, for, to let you into a secret, I am now on my way to England." "Impossible 1" " It is true." "And the farm; what have you done with it 7" "Sold it." • "And your outfit?" " Sold that too." "To whom?" " To one who will take better care of both than I did Ah 1 ouch a country I—snoh peo- ple 1—such rogues I It beats Australi& hollow ; you know your customers there —but here you have to find them out. Snoh a take•in 1—God forgive them 1 I never could take ogre of money ; and, one way or other, they have cheated me out of all mine. I have scarcely enough left to pay my passage home. But, to provide against the worst, I have bought a young bear, a splenlid fellow, to make my peace with my uncle. You must see him ; he ie close by in the stable." "To -morrow we will pay a visit to Bruin; but to -night do tell ne something about your. nil, and your residence in the bush." " You will know enough about the bush by-and-by. I am a bad hiatorian," he con. tinned, stretching out his legs, and yawning horribly, " a worse biographer. I never can find words to relate facts. But I will try what I San do ; mind, don't laugh at my blunders." We promised to be eerioue—no easy mat, ten while looking at and listening to 'Tom Wilson, and he gave us, at detaohed inter- vals, the following account of himself :— " My troubles began at sea. We had a fair voyage and all that ; but my poor dog, my beautiful Duchess 1—that beauty in the beast—died. I wanted to read bite funeral service over her, but the captain interfered —the brute 1—and threatened to throw mo into the sea along with the dead bitch, as the unmannerly ruffian persisted in sailing my canine friend. 1 never spoke to him egain during the voyage. Nothing hap- pened worth relating until I got to this place, where I chanced to meet a friend who knew your brother, and I went up with him to the woods. Most of the wise men of Gotham wo met on the road were bound to the woods ; so felt happy that I was, at least, in the fashion. Mr.--- was very kind, and spoke in raptures of the woods, whioh formed the theme of conversation during our journey—their beauty, their vastness, the comfort and independence enjoyed by those wbo had nettled in them ; and he 00 inspired me with bhe subject that I did nothing all day but sing as wo rode along "A life In the woods for me ;" until we game to the woods, aid then I then learned to ding that same, ae the Irishman gays, on bhe other lido of my mouth," Here euaooeded a long petite, during whioh friend Tom seemed mightily tinkled with his remfniaoenoes, for he leaned bank in Isle chair, and, from time to time, gave way to loud, hollow bursts of laughter, " Tom, Tom 1 aro you going mad 7" said my husband, shaking him, "1 never Watt fano, that I know of," re. turned be, "You know that it runs in the faniiiy, But do let me have my laugh out, stop, and hold my Woe, and laugh until the woods rang again, Ib was the only consola- tion Iliad," " (,nod heavens I" avid I, " let us never go to the recede." " You will repent it ,you do," continued Tom. "Bat let me proceed on my journey. My bones were well-nigh dislocated before .we got to 11 , 'The roads for the last twelve miles were nothing but a mums. Sion of mudholes, covered with the moth ingenious invention ever thought of for racking the limbs, oalled.00rduroy bridges; not breaches, mind you,—for I thought whilst jolting up and down over them, that d should arrive at my destination minus that indispensable covering, It was night when wo got to Mr. --e place. I was tired and hungry, my fade dieligured and blistered by the unremitbtng attentions of the blank files that rose in swarms from the river. I thought to get a private room to wash and dross in, but there is no then thing as privacy in this country, In the bath, all things are in common ; you cannot even gen n bed without having to share it with a companion, A bed on the floor in a public sleeping -room I Think of that ; a public sleeping -room 1—men, women, and children, only divided by apaltry curtain, Oh, ye gods 1 think of the snoring, equalling, grumbling, puffing ; think of the kicking, elbowing, and crowding ; the netfooating heat, the muegnitoeo, with their infernal buzzing—and you will form eome idea of the misery I endured the fireb night of my. arrival in the bush. "But these are not half the agile with which you have to contend. You ears pee - tared with nocturnal visituuto far mare dis- agreeable than even the muaquitoee, and mush put alp with annoyances more diegast- ing than the crowded close room, And then, to appease the cravings of hunger, fat pork is served to you three times a day. No wonder that the Jews eschewed the vide animal; they were people of taste. Pork, morning noon, and night, swimming in its own grease 1 The bishop who complained of partridges every day should have been condemned to three months' feeding upon pork in the bush ; and he would have become an anchorite, to escape the horrid eights of swine's flesh for ever spread before him. No wonder I am thin ; I have been starved— starved upon pritters and pork, and that disgusting specimen of unleavened bread, yclept cakes in the pan. "I had such a horror of the pork diet, that whenever I taw the dinner In progress I fled to the canoe, in the hope of drowning upon the waters reminiscence of the hateful ban- quet ; but even here the very fowls of the air and the reptiles of the deep lifted up their voices, and shouted, 'Pork, pork, pork I" 111-- remonstrated with hie friend for deserting the country for such minor evils as these, which, after all, he said, could easily be borne. ' Easily borne 1" exclaimed the indignant Wilson. " Go and try them ; and toll me that. I did try to bear them with a good grace, but it would no do. I offended every- body verybody with my grumbling. I was constantly reminded by the ladies of the house that gentlemen should nob come to this country without they ware able to put up with a little inconvenience ; that'I should make as good a settler as a butterfly in a beehive; that it was impossible to be nine about food and dress in the bush; that people must learn to eat what they could gat, and be content to be shabby and dirty, like their neighbors in the bush,—until that horrid wird bush became synonymous with all that was hateful and revolting in my mind. "It was impossible to keep anything to myself, The children pulled my books to pieces to look at the plat -urea ; and an im- pudent, bare•Iegged Irish servant girl took my towel to wipe 1 he dishes with, and my clothes brush to black shoes—an operation which sba performed with a mixture of soot and grease, 1 thought I should be better off in a plaae of my own, so I bought a wild farm that was recommended to no, and paid for it double what it was worth. When I came to examine my estate, I found bhere was no house upon it, and 1 should have to wait until the fall to get one put up, and a few acres cleared for cultivation. I was glad to return to my old quarters. " Finding nothing to shoot in the woods I determined to amuse mnyself with fishing; but Mr.— could not always lend his cane°, and there was no other to be had. To pass away the time, I set about making one, I bought an axe, and went to the for- est to seleob a tree, About a mile from the lake, I found the largest pine I over mew. I did not much like to try my maiden hand upon it, for it was the first and the last I ever cut down. But to it I went ; and I blessed God that it reached the ground without killing me in its way thither. When I was about it, I thought I might at well make the canoe big enough ; but the bulk of the tree deceived me in the length of my V010301, and I forgot to measure the one that belonged to. Mr.—. It took me six weeks hollowing it out, and when it was finished, it was as long as a eloop•of-war, and too unwieldy for all the oxen in the township to draw ib to the water. After all my labour, my oomb&ta with those wood. demons the blaok•flies, sand•flioa, and mus- quitoes, my boat romaine a melees monu- ment of my industry. And worse then this, the fatigue I had endured, while working at it late and early, brought on the ague ; which so disgusted me with the country that I sold my farm and all my traps for an old song; purchased Bonin to bear me oom. pany on my voyage home ; and the moment I am able to get rid of this tormenting fever, I am off," Argument and romonetrancewere alike in vain, ho could not be dissuaded from his purpose, Tom was as obstinate as his bear. The next morning he conducted us to the stable to see Bruin. The young denizen of the forest was tied to the manger, quietly masticating a oob of Indian corn, which he held in his paw, and looked half human at he sat upon bis haunches, regarding us with a solemn, melancholy air. There woe an ex. traordinary likeness, quite ]tidierous, bo- bwaen Tom and the bear. Wo said nothing bub oxohanged glandes. Tom read our thougi b . "Yes," said he, "there is a strong re- semblance; I saw it when I bought him, Perhaps we aro brothers ;" and baking in bis hand the chain that held the bear, bo be= stowed upon hint sundry fraternal °arouses, which the ungrateful Bruin returned with low and savage growls, "Ile can't flatter, Ho's all truth and sincerity. A child' of nature, and worthy to be my friend; the only Canadian I over mean to acknowledge as soh," About an hour after this, poor Tom was shaking with ague, which in a few days re. duoad him ib low that I began to think bo .novor mould sen hie native shores again. Ile bore the ailliotioa very philoeophioally, and all Wu well days ho 'peat with us, ,One day my husband was absent, having anoompanied Mr, S-- to luepeet a farm, wlmioh he nftorwardspurehaoed, and I had to got through the long day in the best manner 1 couid, '1 he local papers were soon ex- hnuatod, At that period, they posasoeed little or no interest for me. 1 woe aotonfshed and disgusted at the abusive ananner in which they were written, the freedom of the press being enjoyed to un extent in this pro. vines unknown in more elvilized conmuuf• 'hiss, Men, in Canada, may call one arother rogues and miaoreants, in the most approved Billingsgate, through the medium of the newepapere, whioh are a sort of safety valve to lee oil' all the bad feelings and malignant passions floating through the country, with- out any dread of the horsewhip. Hence it is the commonest thing in the world to hoar ono editor abusing, like a piokpocket an op- position brobher; calling him a reptile—a crawling thing—acalumtaeater—a hiredvendor of lies, and has paper a stout machine—a cite corruption, •aa bass and degraded as the proprietor, &o. Of this description was the paper I now hold in my hand, which had the impudence to style iteeli the Reformer— not of morals or manners, certainly, if one might judge by the vulgar abuse that de- filed every page of the preoioue document. I soon flung it from me, thinking it worthy of the fate of many a better produotion in the olden times, that of being burned by the common hangman ; but, happily, the office of hangman has Income obsolete in Canada, std the editors of those refined journals may go on abusing their betters with impunity. Books I had none; and I wished that Tom would make hie appearance, and amuse me with hie oddities ; but he had suffered so much from the ague the day before that when he did enter the room to load me to dinner, he looked like a walking corpse— the dead among the living !so dark, so livid, so melancholy, it was really painful to look upon him. " I hope the ladies who frequent the or- dinary, won't fall in love with me," said ha, grinning at himself in the miserable looking - glees that formed the vaso of the Yankee clock, and was ostentatiously displayed on a side table ; "I look quite killing to -day. What a comfort it is, Mrs. M—, to be above all rivalry." In the middle of dinner, the company was disturbed by the entrance of a person who had the appearance of a gentleman, but who WAS evidently much flustered with drinking. He thrust hie chair in between two gentlemen who eat near the head of the table, and in a loud voice demanded fish. "Fish, six 7" said the obsequious waiter, a great favourite with all persons who fre- quented the hotel ; "there is no fish, sir, There was a fine salmon, sir, had you come sooner; but 'tie all eaten, sir." "Then fetch me something, smart 1" " Pil see what I can do, sir," said the obliging Tim, hurrying out. Tons Nilson was at the head of bhe table, carving a roast pig, and was in the aot of helping a lady, when the rude fellow thrust his fork into the pig, calling out as he did SO. "Hold, sir 1 give me some of that pig 1 You have oaten among you all the fish, and now you are going to appropriate the beet parte of thepig." Tom raised his eyebrows, and stared at the stranger in his poouliar manner, then very coolly planed the whole of the pig on his plate. cI have heard," he said, "'of dog eating dog, but I never before saw pig eating pig." ' Sir 1 do you mean to inaulb me?' oried the stranger, his face crimsoning with an- ger. Only to tell you, air, that you are no gentleman. Here, Tim," turning to the waiter, " go to the stable and bring in toy boar ; we will plane him at the table to teach this man how to behave himself in the pre. Bence of ladies. A general uproar ensued ; the women left the table, while the entrance of the bear throw the gentlemen present into convulsions of laughter. It was too much for the human biped ; he was Inroad to leave the room, and succumb to the bear. My husband concluded hie purchase of the .arm, and invited Wilson to go with us into the country and try if change of air would be beneficial to him ; for in his then weak state it was impossible for him to re- turn to hngland. His funds were getting very low, and Tom thankfully accepted the offer. Leaving Bruin in the oharge of Tim (who delighted in the oddities of the strange English gentleman, Tom made one of our party to -- (TO B5 CONTINUED,) Curious Items From Khartoum. The "reliable news" from Khartoum dis- closes a t,reible picture of the state of that mysterie:..3 other. The Sisters of Charity are selling beans 000ked iu oil ab the Mailers front door ; Lupton Bey is the Mandi's coi- ner ; Slatin Bey is the Mandi's footman ; Neufeld is used as an experimental dummy for the M andi s hangman, spending the in- terval in ohains. These are only It few items whioh are interesting to Europeans. Hong- ing and murder are everyday occurrences, He who smokes or (elle tobacco, he who trades, he who keeps his cash, he who stores hie corn is immediately done to death, So nsuoh for the meesage from Khartoum which has been btought down the Nile by native messengers. Down the Congo Mr. Ward has sent news which aonffrtne the rumour that Stanley, the master of surprises, was marching to the relief of these miserable sap. lives who have fallen into the hands of the groat Ogre of the Desert. How to Estimate Speed. Enquiry, says an exchange, is frequently. made ae to how thespeed of a train may bees.' timated. Tho traveller, especially, is curious about the speed his train is making, and we suggest three methods by whioh the speed may be guessed with remarkable accuracy as follows :- 1. Watoh for the passage of the train by the large white mile posts with blaok figures upon them, and divide 3,000 by the time in seconds between the poste ; the result is the speed in miles per hour. 2. Listen attentively until the ear digitin guioheo the click, eliok, of the wheels as t passes a rail joint, The number of olioks upon one side of the oar is the speed in miles per hour, where the rails aro thirty feet fn length, and this is the case generally. 8, Count the number of telegraph poles passed in two minutes, if thorn, aro four or five wires to a polo, and in two minutes and twenty seconds, if thorn are only ono or to lines per pole. The number of poles paned is the number of miles per hour at whioh the train is travelling. Mrs, Booth, of Washington county, Ten- nessee, died recently in the log house she was born in ninety-eight years ago, She hal in all that time never been further than five miles from home, 8 YOUNG FOLKS. Bob White. BY 00104 30000 001100(.5, Look 1 the velleya are think with grain Heavy and tall; Peaohes drop in the grassy land By the orchard wall ; Apples) streaked with a crimson stale, Bask in the sunshine, warm and bright; Hark to the quail that pipes for rafn— Bob Whits I Bob White 1 Augur of mischief, pipoa for rain Bob White 1 Men who reap on the fruitful plain Skirting the town, Lift their eyes to the shifting veno Aa the sun goes down ; Slowly the farmer's loaded wain Climbs the slope in the failing light,— Bold is the voice that pipes for rain— Bob White I Bob White 1 Still from the hillside, pipes for rain— Bob White l Lo, a burst at the darkened pane, Angry and loud 1 Waters murmur and winds oomplain To the rolling cloud ; Howled ut the farm, the careless swain, Weaving snares while the fire burns bright, Tunes hie lips to the old refrain—• Bob White I Bob White 1 Oh, sound of the blithe refrain— Bob White I OBSERVING LITTLE THINGS. BY JOHN BCRROCOIIS. I real a otatemenb not long ego, about the spiders' webs that cover time fields and meadows on oertain mornings in the summer, whioh WAS not entirely exact. It is not quite true, in the sense in which it was uttered, that these spiders' webs are more abundant on some mornings than on others, and that they presage fair weather. Now the truth is, that during the latter halt of summer these webs are about as abundant at one time ae at another; but they are much more noticeable on eome mornings than on others,—a heavy dew brings them to view. They are especially conspicuous after a morning of fog, such as often fills our deeper valleys for a few hours when fall approaches. They then look like little napkins spread all over the moadowa; i saw fields last Bummer in August, when one could step from one of these dew-napkina to another, for lsng distances. They are little nets that catch the fog. Every thread it strung with innumerable, fine drops, like tiny beads. After an hour of sunshine the webs, apparently, are gone. Most country people, I find, think they are duo to nothing but the moisture ; others seem to think that the spiders take them in as morning advances.. But they are still there, stretched above the grass at noon and at sunset, as abundant as they were at sun- rise ; and are then more asrviceeble to the spiders, because less visible. The flies and other insects, if any were otirriog, would avoid them in the morning, but at midday they do not detect them HO readily. If these wpbs have any significance as signs of the coming weather this may be the explanation A heavy dew occurs under a clear cool sky, and the night preceding a day of rain is usually a dewless night. Much dew, then, means fair weather, and a copious dew dis- closes the spider's webs. It is the dew that is siggnifioant, and not the webs. We all need to be on our guard against hasty observations and rash conclusions. Look again and think again, before you make up your mind. One day while walking in the woods, I heard a sound which I was at once half per- suaded to believe was the warning of a coil- ed rattlesnake ; ft was a swift, buzzing rattle, and but a few yards from me. Cautiously approaching, I saw she head and neck of a snake. Earlier in my life I should have needed no further proof, and probably should have fled with the full oonviotion that I had seen and heard the dreaded rat- tlesnake. But as I have grown older, I have grown more wary about jumping to oonoluaiona—oven where jumping serpents are oonoerned. I looked again, mud again, and drew nearer the rattler at each glance. Soon I saw that it was only a harmless bleak shako shaking his tail at me. Was he try- ing to imitate the rattlesnake? I only knew that there he lay, with his tail swiftly vi- brating in contact with a dry leaf. Tho loaf gave forth a loud, sharp, humming rattle. The motive or instinct that prompted the Snake to do this seemed a suggestion or a prophecy of the threat of the rattleenat e. It evidently was done on account of my pre. sande as a warning note. Since then I have seen a small garter snake do the sante thing, He was found in the oatbin, liow he got there is a mystery ; but there he was, and when I teased him with a stink he paused and vibrated the end of his tail so rapidly that, in contact with tho oats, it gave out a sharp buzzing sound. He also was an in- cipient rattlesnake. Such foots were of great interest to Darwin, as showing marked traits of one epecfes propping out, casually or tentatively, fn another, In line with these is another observation which I made two summers ago, and was enabled to Confirm last summer. Our blue- bird is no doubt a modified thrush ; that is, its ancestor in the remote past was doubt• leas of the thrush family. One evidence of this is the faot that the young of the blue- bird has a epeokled breast like the thrush ; and Darwin established the principle that peculiar markings or traits confined to the youth of any species are an inheritance from early progenitors. In addition to this, I have noted in the song of the female blue bird—one of a pair that for two seasons have built near me—a distinob note of the thrush. Whenever I hear the voice of this bird it re. minds me of that of a oertain thrush—the olive -backed. But I am wandering far from my subject. I set out to talk about spiders, Do you know that we have a spider palled the wolf spider, and ono that well deserves the name, to Berne and savage it he ? He is a wobleas spider, that prowls about seeking whom he may devour. I had not seen one since boy- hood till the other day, when I mob ono in the path between the house and tbo study, He was eo large and black, and was march- ing along so boldly, sustained upon his eight long lege, that he attracted my atten- tion et anon. f poked at him with the toe of my shoo, when he boldly charged me, and tried to run up my leg. This deepened my 'n n bent down to him and interest inhim, and I w ohalleuged him with a load pencil. At firth he tried to eeoape into the grass, but being headed off he faced me in an attitude of de- fame, He reared up like a wild animal, his forward legs in the air, his row of minute oyes glistening, and his huge fangs, with their sharp „eke, slightly parted ready to seize mo. As I teased him ith tho pencil, he ttied to parry my thrutte with hie arms, like a boxer, till he SAW his opportunity, when be eprang fiercely upon the poison and, elating Itis fangs upon it, allowed to be lifted from theround, When he had let go, two minute crops of moisture were visible where the fangs had touched the polished outface of the pencil. This was the poison they had secreted, and would probably make his bite very dangor- oua, After ho had discharged his wrath and his venom in this way, 05500 or twice, he grow reluctant to repeat the operation, juet ae a venomous snake does, His valor seemed to suhufde as his supply of venom dimloiohed. h.nally, ho would not bite at all, but held up his arms or legs simply on the defensive. His lenge were two thick weapons, surmounted by two small bleep hooks, probably a sixteenth of an inch long They were very formidable ublo in appearunoe. The spider himself was an inch and a half in length, blank and velvoty ; and, with his eight prominent lege till in motion, was striking to look upon. I captured him and kept him a prisoner for a few days 1s) a box with a glees Dover. We put large flies in his cage which he would not touch while we were present, bot in the morning only empty simile of flies remained. Then we put in wasps, and to these he seemed to have to greet antipathy. He probably knew that they also had venom, and knew how to use ib, When the wawa buzzed about eeokiug to escape, he would shove up a wall of cotton (for there was cotton in the box) between himself and them. In the morning the weeps were always dead, but not devoured. We also put in grasshoppers, and their kinking much annoyed the spider, but be would not eat them, In one respect he showed much more wit than the inseote which we placed in hie nage ; they labored incessantly to escape through the glaae; but, after two or three attempts to get out he made up his mind that that course wee aselces; ho was capable of being convinced, while the flies and bees were not. But when the glass was removed and he felt himself in the open air once more, with what haste he scampered away 1 Xe fled like a liberated wolf, indeed, and struggled hard against recapture, When we gave him his freedom for good and all he rushed off into the grans and was soon lost to view. Next in interest to the wolf spider is the sand -spider, which you may have observed in the sand upon the sea -coast. They sink deep wells into the sand, and las in wait for their prey at the bottom. When you are upon the beach, notice these little holes in the sand among the coarse, scattered, wild grass. Insert a straw or a twig into one of them and then dig downward, follow- ing this as a guide, A foot or more below the surface you will unearth this largo, gray nand -spider, and with a magnifying - glees you can see how fiercely his sight eyes glaro upon you, Try &leo to force a oricket into one of these holes and see how loth it will seem to go in. One's powers of oltsetvation may be culti- vated by noting all these things, and the pleasure which one gets from a walk or from a vacation in the country is thereby greatly increased. Nothing is beneath notice, and the closer we look the more we shall learn about the ways and doings of Nature. Orators, It ie encouraging to young speakere to know that there never bas been, and never will be, • such a thing as a "born orator." There has never yet been an instance of an orator becoming famous who did not apply himself assiduously to the cultivation of his art. Many even bad to overcome great phy. deal infirmities that rendered it almost hope- less for them to adopt the career of a public speaker. The bast known instance is that of De. mosthenes, who passed some months in a subterranean Dell, shaving one side of his head so that he could not appear in publio. He there practiced with pebbles in his mouth to overcome a defeat in his speech, and ges- ticulated beneath a suspended sword to rid himself of an ungraceful movement of the bhoulder. Even than he was hissed from the Gema in hie early efforts, but he persevered —the world knows with what success. When Robert Walpole first spoke in the House ho paused for want of words and oon- tinued only to stutter and stammer. Cur- ran was known at scboolas "stuttering Judi Curran," and in a debating society which he joined, as "Orator Mum," Every one will also readily recall Disraeli s failure when he rose to make his maiden epoch. Cubdeo's first effort was also a humiliating failure. But one should not oonolude from these instances that every speaker who breaks down is sure to blossom into fame subsequently. • We have been quoting the exceptions to the general rule. More frequently speakers' mishaps are like that of the Earl of Rooheeter. " My lords," said be, on one occasion, I —1-1 rise thin time, my lords, I—I—I divide my discourse into four branches." Here he came to a woeful pause, and then he added: " My lords, if ever I rise again in this house I give you leave to cut me off root and branch forever." Many of the best orators have even to their latest efforts, felt a tremor on doing to speak. Erskine said that on his rising to plead tor the first time he should have eat down in confusion hes he not felt his. children tugging at his gown. The Earl of Derby, •'the Rupert of debate," always know when he was going to speak well by hie nervousness on tieing. This was also a charaoteristic of Canning. Ab a din- ner given by the Mayor of Liverpool he was to nervous before being palled on to speak that he had twine to leave the room to eolleot hie thoughts. This may have been, however, owing to the comparative novelty of hie position. Many an orator outside his acouetomed haunts is oompletely lost. Lord Eldon said he was al ways somewhat nervous in speaking at the Goldsmiths' Dinner, though he could talk before Parliament as though he ware addressing so many rows of cabbage plants. Mr. Cobden, speaking of Lord John Russell, said : "On the boards of the House of Commons Johnny is one of the most subtle and dangorous of opponents; take him off these boards and 1 care nothing for him." To few was it given as to O'Connell to suoceed equally with all audiences. Before he entered the House he was declared to be a mere " mob orator:" bot in 1830 he was returned, and in 1831 he was reoog- nfzod as a leader. Whether in swaying a meiltitude on a hillside, appealing to bhe more educated assembly in Parliament, or in persuading a jury in a court house, ho was equally at home_ Mu is) in tho Night, Mies Clara (retired for the night) —•Ethel, wake up ; there is the sweetest music you ever Board in front of the house. I just ex- panted that Charley and his friends would serenade tie to -night I Miss Ethel (excited)—Oh, Clara, isn't it lovely ? Oughtn't we to drop Dome flowers) from the window? Miss Clara—Oh, I think so (dropping a Munch of roses with great nasion). There, Ethel l Voice (below)—Mein Gott in internal, ve no lif on roses. " Well," said Parson Potmdtext, "I stook to my text this morning anyhow.' " You did that," bald the doaoon wearily ; "you stunk to it till we thought you'd grown fast to it, Seemed tome you'd newt let go, MISCELLANEOUS. New Orleans has dieooverod that there le money in the panning of shrimps, and It developing the industry rapidly. It is said that fully 100,000 esus a day are peeked there during the season. A hen was found oonfined in a oar of lumber from Tenneseeo reoently received et Belfast, Me„ having been two or three weeks on the way, The fowl was alive but nearly famish. ed. It recovered, and is doing well. A dentist of alleged skill and reputation, a former Preeident of a Stats dental aseo- elation ,waa recently sued by a New Bedford man for pulling the wrong tooth and a piece of jaw with it, and the jury gave the plain. tiff 5.100 damages. frlre.Gooyo, a woman over 70 'years (of age, was !oft alooewith her two littlegrand- ohildren in their home or St. Albans Bay, Vt., the other evening She put the child- ren into aflit•bottom boat and started from shore, with nothing but apaddle with which to control the cranky Draft. A gale was blowing, the boat was driven out into the bay and capsizsd,, and grandmother and grandchildren were drowned. In England there is just apace enough between the Dago of the railroad station plat - forme and the footboards of the passenger care to let an unwary traveller fall between and be ground to pi000s by the moving train. An accident or two has happened, and an agitation has begun in favor of reform in the lcotboards or the platforms. "In Amer - ice," the reformers urge, ".suoh en accident could not bappsn. " Persia ie building a railroad from Tehe- ran to the Caspian Sea. Instead of begin- ning the railroad at the sea and building inland, bringing forward the rails and other materials on the road as it progresses, the Persians have had all the rails carried on mules across the desert to Teheran and have begun the building there. The trans. poriation expenses are the biggest item - almost in the cost of the road. Miss Fambrough of Scull Shoals, Fla„ is a. young woman of nerve and presence of mind. The other day her father's Je say bull at- tacked him, and was in a fair way to 1511 bim. His wife saw him fall and ran toward him, but the daughter, more thoughtful, first got the axe, and running up hit the bull inch a tremendous whaok that it etunaed him, so that the father had a ohanoe to get up, grab the axe, and bury its head in the skull of the. brute. A pair of sparrows and a pair of robins net up housekeeping in the same shrub in a front yard in Canton, Me. The robins, were first to put a brood abroad, and some diff eulty with a prow resulted in the death of the young ones and their father. The mother robin, after mourning bitterly for a day or two, discovered the young spar- rows, end immediately adopted them, and was found brooding them carefully while theparent sparrows brought worms and guarded the home. Cretonne of the cheap sort used for decor- ating rooms, turns out to be as arsenioally poisonous as neon wall paper. Out of forty- four samples recently examined in London, none were free from arsenic, three had only faint traces of it, twenty-one had large traces, eleven were classed as very bad, and nine were oallsd "distnotly dangerous." One specimen yielded nineteen and one-half grains of white arsenic to the/ square yard, The greens and blues were the least harm- ful, while rads, browns, and blacks were heavily loaded with the poison In France the surprises of divorce increase now that the etatietmes have been compiled and published. These only extend to throe years—the first three years of the altered law—but the reeulte are a little starbliag. The first year 1,800 divorces were pronounc- ed, the second 4,000, and the third 4,500. English experience is reversed ; for women have demanded divorce mi'oh more largely than men, in the proportion of 60 to 40 per sent. In more than half of these unhappy homes there were no children. Tha arftioal period of married life proved to be the second ten years of its enjoyment, but there were 105 couples who parted after thirty years of married life and twenty four after forty years. A hundred quarrelled and were divorced within a year of their union. The mercantile classes supply the greater numbers of unhappy marriages—that is, amongst the well•to do. They are in the proportion of 800 to 500 amongst profession- al man and men living on their incomes. Farmers eome to only 300, but labourers and artisans to 1,800. There are, of course - the largest proportion of divorces in the wealthiest and busiest parts of Franco. In the more rural districts married people aro happier or leas venturesome. Taking the whole of France, it was found that for every 1,000 marriages there were four divorcee. Boulangiam does not, to outward seeming, progress very fast in France. It would, however, be rash to assume that it hes ex- pended its force, or that the ridicule with which it is assailed in Paris makes much lees sorioue the danger with which it threat- ens the Republic. Tho doughty general himself seems full of hope. 'The move- ment," he says, " becomes every day stron- ger and more marked." "Have confidence; you are sure of euooeeel" As no one ex- cepting himself, and perhaps even that exception need not be made, 8e01115 to under. stand very clearly what the movement is, or in what direotion it is setting, it ie nob wonderful that the evidences of pro- grees are less visible to other oyes than his own. Much depends, no doubt, upon the action of the Government. As the blunders of .the former Ministry gave him the chance to vault into hie present position, so a mistake on the part of the present not vary strong or popular one may at any mo- ment give him another advantage, which he would not be slow to use, Sig. Caetelar probably hardly exagrerates the danger of the situation when he speaks of Soulaagism as a " madcap polioy," whioh " may lead to an explosion of bombshells and dynamite on every side and to a general war in Europe," Should any turn of events lead the fickle populace to place Boulanger for the moment at the head of affairs, it to doubtful if any- thing could avert either the internal oonvul- sion or the Euro can conflagration whioh would almost surely follow. Not Deceived. Near the end of April last the dirooter the German mint, at Berlin, brought to th Emperor Frederick, in his sick ohambe the first thin bearing bis imago, whioh ha been struck since his melancholy aooeesi° to the imperial throne, It wee the first from the die. "When will the public issue of this oohing of mine begin?" asked the sick Emperor, " On the IStlt of may," said the director of the mint. " And shall I not be deal on time 15th of May 7" maid the Bemordn Tho Ensnarer, who had been bravely teeing death far months, otedently was under no delusion to bo the oharaoter of hie ilium. Yet he .lived to neo the thin issued ; n month latex his brief taiga had come to an end,