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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1888-8-3, Page 22 'rHE BRUSSELS PJST. LIFE IN A BENIGHTED balls. M times a day you think — son by name, has j at y Uurlous IM eomr u t gand brought with hips a clog that would have trams you, A rend Phe follow ug p y Fermenta in hte phonograph l "Sorter tVtern exahu0ge, showing 1115 geuorosity cots soca to be able to transmit the sound to a raw reeruu, maybe nese o ma y of the human veto across c our readers' le .van a drizzly tiny, only n aceta. Su that for shoes of 0o who atm af• I Carlylean contempt for the frippetiee of Amu limo before General Grant drove the, ford it we ma 0x i°0t to Uo oblo to listen 1 oiviliaatioe and the usulese enurement of enemy from Petersburg end moved toward to Air, Glad°ton° eamolfnhi a en opponent' °loth°°• Mr. doWg En cont Nugget, the dog, to Five Turks and Appotnatox. A chill north• in the House of Cannnota, or to Any other board with a dog fancier in a 0401/10 board - that gale made ever:mate comfortable even man who becomes celebrity enough to have . iug•houat, and then Wont to a olathfng stare there, and more man who weld wore thins people caro not only far what ho says but, and exchanged his colvbny's rig for new Chap Loft them elf the very manner of epeeult iu which he Bays olothos of the latest Cut. Tho next day he A sentinel down toward the river near it palled on Nugget, but Nugget would have acme storehouses shivered 00 he ethane to Canadian editors foul tempted none of him, .the master whistled effort the Whenever the clog, petted him, and made every o and fro on his pact, his gun -luck under his to ratable at the hnrduoso of their ]ot, let l make him anderstaud that affection was not o nein. to keel off the wet. 1io was a raw re• this thought uondert then and •ratio notes of •I ahau ed even though 0lothee had been. Tho trait from "down East," sent out to help fill thnnke ' o,,, in Chair hearts—tins, namely, changed, g g dog looked up at the silk lint whioh had taken Grant On Guard, 1 VARIETIES, The Dog Disliked the ]lode Snit, ENIGHTED LAND, moat a change ' b h thought d m oattla•man from Arisunu, William Wit - es u tome down to thouft arts stet with In uu e• a lima rolls on you nee f foci tent re Orted b a p that ho ex- wain, but two Maines open to you, either to or delighted the heart of the author of nY TRAl-ELLER, SINK INTO A UTS1'EPTIO S nitArlt t n of p 110 At talo•a Resartue. Far the hnimul fl mute a truly let her go with the money, mad nay 0enemau When once olfthe few - short miiwaye of would let her go. It ie a lottery, in which Central Atnorioa treuopartation beeezn°s a you pity for the ahaaoe of drawing a took. serious oubjeut. Tea engineers who plonnud The pewee are even fewer than in ordinary tate roads a,• l trails seem to have seiectea lotteries ; so avoid the speculation and have the sherteet liccs between point°, with:4o a little less worry at a hotel, The preppie - regard to grade or water courses, and iu the for then shoulders the trouble, and he 58 a Six mouthu' rainy 0040011 the mountain reeds fortunate man if it be the (medicine of his be some impassable reeky streamewhile these t: able thee se;nreshim gueacs,for too often or the loo uouutry besonw lakes of man. In the oueot'e eheiee 0530 is between evils. Thii dry weather wooden :arts are used, drawn of coarse dooa not apply to the hotels of the by two unshod Oxen, who are mea00r1 to lirgcet cities, such as tlnetemala, where they exert themselves by :sharp pointed prod iu' are sxoelleat, but is door refer to some: the hands of the driver ; bat they carry only whioh are not epee fled, as I inay want t0 1,500 pounds and Agood day's average is 10 return to them some day A roast is never or 12 miles. .souk mule are also unites- seen except in the new and .urger hotels. sally used ; but the reel animal of burden of There ere fries and stews and hashes with. the country le the Indien " mora," who out member. The " olla podrida" is a dish travels aIe eenteutediy up hill and down, made of everythiug eatable that might other- tu rain or sunshine, carrying from 12;, to wise spoil. A Spanish dictionary says it is 175 pounds: on his bank. Muth of the heavy " A dish composed of different sorts of meats p and vegetables boiled together," but I stiok :toffee mauhintry has been carried in sections by"moria" over mountain trails that in to my definition, Meet, fish, sausages, other eountrics would be considered difficult wanes, raisins, onions, cabbage, and every paths for deer. Tee time and labor expoud- other vegetable that may be on hand is 521 in such eluwand d.iiieultcarrying deubfes put into a pot to boil, and the the pri,,e of all commodities and prevents result is not so bad as when the the establiehnient of many industries which the cook's attention is moietred on one par .with reasonable facilities would flourish. In tieular article, and in the "podrida" the different constituents may be said co "got off easy" with only a share of her attention. What would an Ontario housekeeper say if she saw one of these kitchen 1 A raised trench holds a charcoal fire, and on this stand the pots and kettles. The light en. ters only at 0110 door ; there is no outlet for smoke, and the accumulation of years has formed layers of soot on the rafters and walls, and I tauuot find it in my heart to blame the poor cook if fifes do form a cons stitutent ot every dish. When the traveller is direoted to go to the town ot San Juan ho cannot always be sure that he will reach the right one. 1n a radius of 50 miles one may find three or four San Juane, and so numerous are they that these towns are given sur- names such as, San Juan de Lea Lsproeos, San Juan de Ostunceloo, San Jean de Sada tepequez, &a. So it i0 with the name Don Juan. Leaving home, where "Don Juan" may be prohibited reading, one may RETAIN A REMEMBRANCE you will eeety- coeke but the Any ioosdont whioh shows the noble or That wizard 192115053 10 beontningmore en of that twentydollar d habflita0ion'' res generous nature of Gonernl (1rant f5 eigerly more of a 01(8000. Hp le making 813011 fm ..addition to this, merchants regard a profit of ft OM 75 to 100 per cent. as nothing more ,than the proper aim, and the general de- pression in every class of business is not co be wondered at. The heavy import duties imposed by the Government here would astonish even. a "Canadian proteeticniot. It is only the nens08 OF THE von? WEALTHY that are comfortably furnished ; the others are barna so far us any attempt at comfort or adornment is =corned. Only the other day I heard of the oaae of a man who wish. ed to start a barber's shop, and desired to send to the States for his chairs. Their price in Naw York was $25 each ; but when placed on this coast, with freight, duty, wharfage, and other expenses paid, each one would have cost him $70. He did net have so much money, and had ho borrowed, 'heavy interest would have eaten up more so with every desire to ,vork he wee obliged to relinquish his intention. The people themselves take little interest in govern mental affairs and seem content in a condi. of the name inspiring him with an avoidance tion that in Canada would be slavery. The of it, but this feeling soon wears away in a word "thrift" is not in their vocabulary. country where there are se many. How Whenever 0t ey get a little money ahead muoh more attractive Byron's title, than they feel obliged to give a ball, er a "baile," had he used its equal, the plain English as they call it, and seem never to be so "John1' happy as when firing off noisy rockets at Strangers visiting the coffee -growing all hours of the day and night. A rocket coctntry soon perceive that they drink more flying through the air is as common a coffee than the natives. There is an 011000• eight to Central Ametioa as seeing a street ally delicious flavor and aroma to the Gust - oar pass by in Toronto. Why they burn mala coffee, whioh fa not dose alone to its powder in this way no one knows, not even preparation, because the French or "drip" them ,elves ; but with 50 cents in the house coffee i0 universally used. It is not made they will for each meal as in private residences in Canada, bat an intensely strong es sauce is obtained by pouring.' a little boil• ing water through a large quantity of ground coffee, About one-half of an inch of ;he essence is poured into the bottom of an ordinary coffee cup, which in then filled with hot milk, producing a better drink than had more water been used, and, indeed, it is the custom in some families to use no water, but to pour boiling milk'through the ground coffee. A native woman for $1 wil menu• facture; from the "cacao" berry 10 pounds of chocolate in a day. The berry is roasted with great care in removing the outside shell, because the slightest overburning ruins the flavor of the ohncolate. The meat while warm, is ground bet veen atones with the proper quantities of sugar, vanilla, and cinnamon. When reduced to a pulp a little "achote," a red vegetable, is added, which gives a brown color to the almost black • cacao" of this country. The mixture is then planed in thin layers between sheets of "petate" (native mattine,) and beaten flat with clubs. On cooling it acquires the expire of a regiment whioh had loot one - that a kind Providence ha° not called on them half its men encs the otunpaign began, to heir the harden and hoot el the day in an with sow a man in a but wittiun overcoat and editorial chair in Germany. The iron hand a sleuth bat, but with the steady car, teases heavily there on all alassoe, bub the tinge of U veteran, passing along a few fads editor, poor wight I feels the rigor of its away, and he culled out to him: "Say, friend, have?" The weight more than others. The editor of y the Colo: ie Gat did was recently aentoneod passer-by was smoking a cigar. Ito three month's imprisonment for inoor- "No," he replied. "f ane give you a cigar, redly saying that a landlord had refused to but 1 don't thew.".o sell to the Government tome land on which t And l don't smoke, but Ile starving101o0 far it was proposed to °rest a statue to Emperor u thaw," replied the sentinel, as ho William I. Thera wsuld need to be plenty over to the other wistfully. Axi' 1 ohaw, and dusp't smoke on post. bay, couldno't you edoath honour Germany editorship to juatitty even en :wand. post a minute till I run over to the sutler's sootier Z" is bold man in undertaking its terrible re- " I well," said the other, with a grim sponsibilibiee. smile on his face, and then he added, " I Quito a speculation is going on in some will. Give me your gun and orders." quarters over the late marriage of the Duke "There isn't no orders, only to hail any- of lalurlborough with IJ1rs. Hammersley. body going a -nigh them stores, and to stop 'em as has no bualnese there," So the oeutinel, relieved of his post hurried to the sitter's for the desired tobacco. Re- turning promptly, he took his gun and quiet- ly said : "If 1 git a chance I'll do as much for you, friend. What regiment be you in?" " Not any. I belong to head-quertere." " What, to the general's guard? What's your name?' The quiet -looking man puffed out a cloud of smoke and said : "My name is Grant." "Great Jerusalem 1" gasped the sentinel ; "I've been relieved by General Grant him- self, and didn't know him." How could he when not a mark of the general's rank was in eight, and the poor fellow was yet too green in service to know what a fault he had committed in yielding post end gun to any but his regular relief. EXPEND IT IN ROCKETS and go hungry the next day. When ne danc100 or burring powder (in fou) they say it is "0tuy triad,' or "very dull." I ask• ed an Englishman who hes lived here for 3U years if he knew what there was in this rooket firing. He answered : " I don't know, and eonsider it the worst nonsense in the world. Why, they burn enough powder in one day to feed half the population," and I think he was right. Among other disadvantages the Pacific Mail has its grasp on the country. The passenger fare from New -York to San Francisco is $75, but from New -York to San Jose, a little more than half that die- tanoe, the fare is $150 ; and it is the same with freight. They charge just what they please, and 11 you object they tell you to carry your freight m•"rland. Only a few months ago the Marquis of Cempo's. Spanish line of steamers was put on in com- petition with the Pacific Mail, and the Pana- ma Railroad Company retused to handle its freight and it had to be withdrawn. It would have been cheaper in the long run for this country to have built another railroad across the isthmus and to have subsidized the new line rather than to remain where she now is, in the clutches of the Pacific Mail. There is a railroad from San Jose on the Pacific to the city of Guatemala, and another has been surveyed from there to the port of Livingston on the Atlantic side, a distance of about 175 miles, which if built, would afford through rail oommunioation tram ocean to ocean, and for the purpose of supplying Central America and Western Mexico would be a shorter and more eco• nomical route than by the Isthmus, as a A SIMPLE GLANCE at the map will show. It is true that the New -York owners of the line from San Jose to Guatemala might decline to handle freight for any other line than the Pacific Mail, and such action might be expected, but with a man at the head of the Guatemala Govern. went who had at heartthe interest of his own country and that of the rest of Central America this piece of railroad would be forded to carry passengers and freight with. out diecrimfnabioo, and it may be presumed that a Government has some rights over a railroad within its limite, even if owned by foreign re, and that the railroad may be forted to comply with its mandates, and that such Dation on the part of the Govern. ment would be anstainsd by international oonfersnce, especially, were it shown that the railroad was disoriminatiug to the dis- advantage of the country whose hospitality 14 enjoyed. It us said that he who comes to Central America end relishes the "tortilla" will re- main in the country, and that he who does not will leaver From my own experience with that corn Dake, I have concluded that the emigrants who settled must have been very hungry. The Central American nook is usually an Indian woman, who can boil eggs and cook rice. She has heard of such things as sauces, add if she has her own way (and she generally has) she never lets any meat go to the table unless swimming in a lardy gravy. All tit : meat left from to -day whioh ehe does not give to her own family she snakes intolne0t balls forte•morrow. At first one can stand them once a week, but 1 would followed, in an idealized manner, by a fem. like to wager with any profeeeional quail. mine acceptance of paper ohoiniseta. The eater that he couldn't "meat•ball it" once paper looks exactly like eoft, unlaundered a day for 20 days. Cinnamon ie used to I linen, and is quite tough enough, it is well season or flavor nearly every dieh, and, the to say, to prevent easy aoeidonte in the way natives like it. Next to whisky I think of runts, Patterns are ingenious imitation, they prefer cinnamon. When you wish not only of plain fine muslin but of lane. to engage a odokthere is always one who That is, timely, because there is a tendency is ready to come if you will advance her to use lana moth genero0ely with demi- $15 or $20. This is called en "habilitation" toilets for the afternoon. Some ladies aro —it might just as well bo called is gift, returning to the handsome real lanes no long She deaoribee herself as an accomplished laid aefde, while the merchants still find "artiste," and according t0 her own state- their best profit in the fine hand-woven im• ment.thole is nnthin1 that she can't 000k— Ration lanes so long popular, Gauzes, net, until she tries, She brings you an excellent blonde, and silk mistime together with rib. reference from Senora Dona 00 and so, who bons, ate oombined with frills and jabots i8 probably anxious to get rid of her, She of lath in plastron's, vests, and fiohue of 808981000 you the first morning with coffee various kinds, Even for 1ull•drees toilets inado with lukewarm water, and eg08 as the senorita jackets are Worn with a full h and as roake, hue with a plate of smoking blouse of oroam•whlte China crape. "tortillas," whioh she likes hereelf, The '• dinner i0 poorer, and having by that time 1 I1 a man is to reap what ho be sown he got 8 fair start on meat, the tommena05 on , will want to tow moth wild oath. About American Railways, 1. How many miles of railway in the United States? 150,600; about half the mileage of the world, 2. How much have they cost? $9,000,000,000, 3. How maty people are employed by them ? lolore than 1,000,000. 4. What is the Lastest time made by a train? Ninety-two miles in 93 ninety- three inetythree minutes : one mile being made iu forty- six seconds on the Ptnneylvenia & Reading Railroad, 5. What is the coat of a high plass, eight•wheel pasienger locomotive. about 8 500. 6. t1'hat is the longest mileage operated by a single system? Atchison, Topeka & Sante Fe system about 8,000 miles. 7. What is the that of a palaoe•sleep ing oar. About 515,000, or $17,000 if "ves Libeled." 8. What is the longest railway bridge -span in the United States. Canti- lever apan in Poughkeepsie bridge, 518 feet. 9. What is the highest railroad bridge in the United States ? Klnzua viaduct on the Erie road, 305. feet high. 10. Who built the first locomotive in the United States? Peter Cooper. 11. What road carries the largest number of passengers? Manhattan Elevated Railroad, New York ; 525,000 a day, or 191,• 625,000 yearly. 12, What is the average daily earning of au American l000mobive? About $100. 13. What is the longest Ameri- can railway tunnel? Hoosac tunnel, on the Fitchburg Railway (45 miles) I4. What ie the average oose of oonetruoting a mile of railroad? At the present time about $30,• 000. 15. What is the highest railroad in the United States ? Deaver an Rio Grande ; Marshall Pass, 10,812 feet, 16. What are the chances of fatalaccident in railway tra vel ? One killed in ten million ; statistics show more are killed by falling out of win - lows than in railway accidents. 17. What the of railway extends furthest east and west? Canadian Paofna Railway, running from Qnebeo to the Paoifiu Ocean. 18, How long does a steel rail last with average wear ? About eighteen years, 19. What road car• ries the largeet number of commuters? Illi- nois Central, 4,828,128, in 1887. 20. What is the fasted time made between Jersey City and San Francisco ? Three days eeven hours hirty minutes and sixteen seconds, Special theatrical train, June, 1886. Some allege thee, after all the precautions taken, the marriage is not legal according to the laws of Yew York. It is e, matter, how- ever, of no possible importance to any bub the parties themselves. The Duke's rerord has altogether been too unsavory to interest any respectable person on Dither Bide of the water. Let hint go hie way and reap as he hat sowed, whatever may he the na- ture of the harvest. The world is too cad and serious to make it worth while to bother with such unwholesome subjects, though, to be sure, army will talk and fool about meth a fellow simply because he happens to be a lord. the plane of the broad brimmed 8100011 to which he had been 4t0u0tomed, sniffed at the dude -like oath, and surveyed the light trtuse'e from several poiuta of view, and then walked off to the corder of the room, lay down, and gave a long moureful howl. Mr. Wilson tried to coax hint out of the corner but could not. Nugget would look up at him with a knowing expression in his eye and occasionally give the feeblest little wag to the end of his tail, but 17e could not be induced to reconsider his evident deter- mination not to recognize his master in any such ridioulone attire as that. Mr. Wilson went to his hotel, donned his cowboy's rig again, and then returned to Nugget's quar- ters. The instant the dog saw him he was almost wild with joy, and his delight ab see- ing his master again clothed as he thought a man ought to be was almost unbounded. High License, to whioh so many pin their faith as a remedy against the evils of the lie quer br,ffl , does not seem to be proving a success in Minnesota. The St. Pant Globe at least says so, and gives figures of which there is no reason to doubt the trasbworthi- nese. When the Low License regime came to an end, says the Globe, there wore 1,243 saloons in Minnesota. The High License Dame into effect July 1, 1887, a little more than a year ago, that is to say, By that, saloons have to pay mininum fees of $1,000 In the largest cities and $500 elsewhere, and severe restrictions and pan. allies for violations are provided for. When this, then, Dame into effect a year ago, there wee an immediate drop in the number of saloons, from 1,243 to 828, a deoroaee of 411. But now in is found that the saloons are fast reoovering all their old numerical etrangth, and to day, according to the St. Paul Globe, there are only 73 fewer than there were under the Low License. THE BRITTLENESS OF CHOCOLATE and is then ready to be eaten. This is e crude way of making chocolate. and not• withstanding the superiority of :the Gate. mala " °aoao," the Freach product, due to its excellent manipulation, far surpaeees it in rainless and delicacy. In Guatemala chocolate has always been made in the:form of round cakes of varying thiokne ss, and during the administration of President Car- rera, who governed from 1840 to 1865, the fertile Jesuitical brain diem:verod a new:use for these chocolate cakes. At this ti me throughout Central America the Sesta ites were very wealthy and powerful ; seeing the clouds gathering which burst with such fury upon them in Barrios' rise, they determined to transfer their immense stores of gold to European and other foreign stations of their order, but there existed a heavy export duty on gold. To evade this they dec Ided to ship ch000late, end in the secrecy of their own hoaxes they molded 32 ounces of geld into each Dake of oh000lato, planed the cargoes on pack mules under trusted men, and Bent them to Living :ton, the nearest port, for shipment to Europe. A vigilant officer at that port die• uovered the fraud and the Government con- fiscated the entire lot, over 5400,007, and, etrangely enough, had strength enough to refuse to return it. The tomo idea was not tried again, but who knows how many time, it had suooeeded before Z Masculine Economy, There lived not very many years ago, says the Pittsburg Despatch, a short distance from the town of Beaver, whioh, by the way, is looking like a young bride just now in her boudoir of green hills, a man of extra. d' Id don'tt ld Paper Lan, A New York oorrespondent says that paper fabric will actually take the plane or genome cloth to soon extent in the forth- coming summer toilets. The rather startling novelty about it is that the ohomieot, or at lead that portion of it disclosed between the front edges of the jacket, is composed of paper, et:s iped and out in imitation of lad and embroidery. I am told that this innovation was premeditated, to the extent that an offer was sunt to China more than a year ago for the manufacture of the stuff in the fibrous sort of paper produced only in that country. Thus it is that the =define example of paper Dollars and cuffs has been AUG, 3, lass. eleuergentroilliciali PERSONAL Wilkie Collins is wild to be a most pone. tilfous and prompt oorrespoudenb, itis lettere are not brief dhsputehes, but aro of a flattering length and carefully written, 0110 addrens is stamped in ono corner of hie letber•pepor, and hie :monogram, pierced by a quill, oruamcnts the other. L. 11, Hudson, a florist of Stunner, W, T,, recently went on an exploring expedition near the fest of the glaoiere or Mount Ta. coma. As he stooped to pick up a stone hie revolver fell from his 1100ket, and when it etruok the ground wee diaoharh,ed. Tho bul. let passed through his mak, lalling him ins stembly. His eompaniOus buried him forty miles from any settlement, Mr. Irving has given HOMO very realistic touehee In his interpretation of Robert tlausire, one 0f whioh ne to jump through a window of real glass, whish if/ shivered to stoma, the fifty or sixty panes having to be remit for °ooh portermance. This is not only reeliotio, bub it is more or less danger- ous, which adds not a little to the blood- curdling pleoeura of the audienoo. Herr Tisza, the Austrian primo miuieter, is a Hungarian end was tern in 1830, Ile is a very wealthy landowner, having inherited a large estate from his father, Ordinarily Tisza is not a striking looking nen, He drosses in such poor teed that his tailor recently pat an article in the newspapure saying that be was not responsible fur the Premier's lack of style. Tisza is a tall,. loan man, with strong features, bright oyes and a long, white beard. The Russian Gov,'rumc'nt has just made a oontratt with M. Knell, the engineer, for groat irrigation worke in the r'semis, acquire ed Murghab valley, Kozell was the com- mander of a battalion of Pulieh insurgents ie 1363, and was taken prisoner end sentenc- ed to death. Be eecaped to France and be- came famous as an engineer. After the F ranee -German war, in which he fought against the Germans, he returned to Russia and was pardoned, but sentenced to serve a° a private in a Coseaok regiment for four year°. George 13 Hazard, a wealthy citizen of Newport, Rhoda island, finds a groat deal of solid pleasure in giving away houses and land to his less wealthy follow -citizens. Ile reoently gave a valuable block on one of Newport's principal streets to ex•Post- master Thomas Coggehall. Mr. Hazard is seventy -flue yeare,of age and iu feeble health, and he is anxious to dispose of ni0 property before be dies. There are any number of worthy though impecunious citizens of New- port who are net only willing but anxious to have him carry the his intentions, and not t0 delay about it either. Miss Amalie Rives is now Mrs. J. Arm- strong Cnanler, and its hor husband has in. herited sense of the money of the Asters (his grandfather being John Jacob), she will not have to write for money. It wee not money, however, that induced Miss hives to write for publication, as she always had a goodly allowance of that desirable article. Vir. Chanter is a man under thirty years 0f age, of fine physique and handsome features. He is a New•Yorkor, but spends a groat deal of his time abroad. It was in Paris that he met his wife for the first time, and he is said to have been interested in her from reading her stories, A Story of Royalty. At a party in Berlin Prof. Curtius, an in. timate friend of the hate Emperor, related a story which had been told him once by his august patron, illustrating the character of Queen Victoria. The Emperor, than King of Prussia, but an exile iu England, had wit- neesed the tremendous enthusiasm displayed by all London in front of Buckingham Palace after the well-known attempt on her Ma- jesty's life, when she was slightly wounded, and was present the sante night in the Queen's box at her Majesty's theatre when the ovation of the audience on seeing her Majesty enter know no bounds. Boreal by his own anomalous position—an exile ab the bands of his own subjects, and his kingdom on the point of destruction—tire King could not restrain his tears ; but the Queen, see- ing bis great emotion, seized his hand, and with true womanly inatinot divining its cause, said in an affectionate and sympathe- tic voice : "Your Majesty will live to ex. perience a similar demonstration toward yourself from your own subjeote." Prophetic words which the Emperor never forgot. The King of Sweden was, on his ,last birthday, the recipient of a pretty little letter from a Swedish girl six years of age, who, beginning her epistle " Dear King," informed him that as his birthday coincided with her own 011° had written in order to congratulate him, particularly as she " loved her dear King so very much." He wrote bank : " 1 thank the little Miss S. A., six years of age, for her letter of congratulation on my birthday, whioh is aleo hers. May she become a aeon woman, arid;thus afford pleasure to her Ring Oscar." The letter was accompanied by a handsome gold bangle. A very pretty quarrel le now going on among the doctors over the late Emperor's throat. Every one, as usual, blames those who did not take up his ideas and work out his plans. For wrangling and profeaeionel jealousy, there is not a class of educated men that will compare with doctors the world over. They are always saying nasty things of brother leeches and always cure that all their rivals are either knaves or fools. The German doctors are now sure that Mackenzie murdered the Emperor and that had the little operation on which they had set their .hearts been bub performed the patient would to day have been alive and well. It remains to be seen what the Englishman will say in reply. But the fact is that h is the same everywhere. The one-half of the dootors of the world will not speak to the other half, and all are con• tithed that if they only had been called in this brother and that " would not have died." Lawyers are different. Offiliaily they wrangle with each obhor at a great rate but privately they are as thiole as thieves. The why of this may be a mystery but the fact itself cannot be gainsaid. Per• haps the old half joke, hell sarcasm may have some truth in it, that they are like the blades of a pair of scissors which don't cut nos another but whatever comes be• tween them. Certain New York coffee dealers having manipulated that article so prettily as to be able to play Jsok Horner with his Christ- mas pie, Mr. Powderley, of the Knights of Leber, is trying to checkmate their game by organizing a coffee boycott on a gigantic scale. He has written a letter intent "Jour. nal of United Labor," in which he strongly urges " mechanics, laborers, miners, farmers and Knights of Labor generally" so abstain from this beverage, and in this very of• :trainers meanness, on i woo festive way break the " corner." Ivir, be unjust to say he was 4 miser, Moat of Pohe nnley'a advice fs expellent, and if you would enjoy the story more if r_ gave ter can oeople bettade ties tffict nt num- n oonsary you hie name. But I won't do it. One day as ho was starting out for Beaver to do his weekly shopping—for even he had to buy something for the support of hie fain• ily—his wife came out and asked hint 10 buy her a darning needle. c What's the matter with the ens I bought you lest winter ?' " The eye's broken out," she replied, " Bring the needle hero," said he ; "Ian not going to allow any suoh oxtravaganee. I'll have the needle mended," The woman was wise, and made no pro. teat. The economical farmer rode into Beaver, and stopped first of all at the blaokamith'e shop. Ho took out the needle and handed it to the blacksmith. "I want that mended," he said The blaoksmith knew his customer ; and keeping his face pperfectly straight said that the eye should be made whole in an hour's time. The farmer rodeaway, and the black. smith walked aorosh the street and bought a new needle for a oent or two. When the farmer called again the blank. Strange Burials of Military Heroes. The funerals of military heroes are ahvays peculiarly impressive. It is said that the conqueror Alario, after having captured Rome, died while en the march for Sicily. His army buried their chieftain by turning the river Hesitate from its bad, in which his grave was dug. After platting the king and his treasures there, the water was turned upon its former course, this having been d no in order that the 1l.omans should never find the grave of their conqueror. The bask was performed by the captives taken in war, who were aftororwards slain in order to pre vent disclosure of so important a secret. attila, who led the Huns to many a Gold of slaughter, reached at last the most murder- ous over known iu European history, a plane near Chalons, A.D. 451, This was Atbila'e last battle, and two years afterwards he died in his own capital of apoplexy. Three coffins, it is said, were made, ono be- ing of iron to enclose the corpse ; this was placed in another of silver, while the out- side coffin was of gold. He was buried at midnight, in secret, vita muoh treasure, and, as at the funeral of Alaric, the prisoners who dug the grave were slain. This tools plaoe near Buda, in Hungary. Charlemagne was buried ab Aix•la Chapelle, where his throne may still be seen in the cathedral. It fs one of the oldest in Europe, having stood ten centuries. Many years after his death, when the cathedral wasbuilt, the tomb was opened, and his body was found seated on the throne and clothed in the im pedal robes. Tho latter are still preserved at Vienna, and are the oldest garments in the world. self-denial, no possible "combine" could stand against them. And suuh a boyootb is perfeobly legal and altogether justifiable, If there is a coffee corner, and the operators get badly nipped by the adoption of Mr. Powderley's plan, tiro universal verdict ought to be ' served them right." There wail said to be a Montreal corner in lemons a week or two ago. The price leaped up at any rate vary markedly all of a sudden, and the advaneo was explained in this way. The little game must have proved disap. pointing, however, for prices ars down again to about what they were before. It take° a very vivid imagination to real- ize the magnitude of railway enterprise on this continent. Considering our opportune ties we Oanadians havonothingto be asham- ed of, the very opposite. We can look the world iu the face and point with soma pardonable pride not to our transcontinental road only, but to othor evidences that we are abreast of the ego. Bub it is in the States that the most striking display of of aotivity in railway building is manifested.. smith gave him the needle. The farmer According to the Railway Ape there wero)in looked et the emooth, polished surface of the he United Statue during the sremonthsending steel, and remarked that it was a good job with June 30th last no less than 3,320 miles How much will it be Z said ho. of new railroad, Just lob the mind dwell " Ten cents," said the blaoksmith, and on that fact lung enough to allow something the farmer, as he paid it, remarked that he liko an adequate idea of what it merles to knew the needle could be mended, but his be formulated. Last year thews were 148, - wife would have gone to the expanse of buy. 987 miles in operation, and to -day there aro tag a new ono if he hadn't interfered, mo than 150,000 miles. Just think of it. 1at100,000 miles of these parallel steel trades, Poultryand Milk , with all thee they involve. On them run . • soma 31,030 locomotives, more than a mil - Aunt Dinah••—Die yore thicken am just lion freight care, soma 23000 passenger eplendW fid d7480 b '1 i Unelettaotus—Ijtolloyo', honey, do priced railroad buildleg of thepre00nt year f8 that ahiokone ase roostin' borry high, but We poo' a largo proportfun of ie fe in the Southern folks mus hob em. Hi, hi, hr, yah, yah, States. The Now South, purged by ender. yah I ing, is rising rapidly toafor nobler develop - Aunt Dinah—Yah, yah, yah,'wow 1 Whit' meth than it ever attained in the paimi008 yo' gib dat pint 0' milk, Rufus : lb's hal days of aiovdry, or ever would have attain• wabah f ed had that enreed cancer nob been cut Out. TJnole 'tastes (seriously)—I get ft ob dat All the rest of the world oombinod has yeller milkman wit freoklee; dist manyaih't but one•fifbh more miles of railroad than honee', dood he yard the Vatted Stelae, There has just been placed on exhibition a Windsor Castle a pun with this inscription on a tablet on its mahogany mounting: "Tbis gun formed part of the armament of his Majesty's ship Lutine, totally lost off the coast of Holland on the 9th of October , 1799. On the oonclueion of peace, the wreak whioh contained a large treasure was handed ever by Dutch Government to the corporation of Lloyd's, where the treasure had beeninaured. The wreak was embedded in Band in nine fathoms of water. lu 1886 this gun was salved, having lain nearly 100 years below the sea, and wee presented to her Majesty Queen Victoria, who was gra- oiouslty pleased to accept it from the corpor- ation. Her Oomments, Those astonishing people who speak all their thoughts aloud I If their numbers were multiplied, the delicate structure known as society would surely come to ruin, One of these, an old lady, described by an E •glish biographer, wouldprobably never make mise chief in the un00neoione outpouring of her feelings, but she certainly might furnish food for laughter. Ono night, when she was entertaining a small party, a young lady consented to sing for the attests. The hostess eat very near the performer, and commented audibly upon the song, with a simple unconsciousness whiok would bavo seamed laughable to any Nestor. The song began : " Kathleen Maw:erneon"— " 011, what a charming name I" "'I!he gray dawn fa breaking," "Yes, I've seen ib often, ooming home from a ball." " The horn of the hunter is hoard on the "Oh yea, I know, in Switrorland." " The lark from lir light wings the bright dew fe shaking," " Oh, the door little thing I" "c Kathleen Mauvourneen, what, slumber- ing still 1f0 "Perhaps she was up late, poor dear 1" " It may bo for years and it may bo forever," " Oh graoioue what a long time I" "Thou wake from thy slumber, thou voice of my heart." "Get up, you lazy hussy 1" It was with extreme difftsulty that the singer could 00ntitlne, and when the last interruption Dame, tho oudienoe was quite bird 1icioue, Rastas, of you pay o dat °are, an ng, le at nut about the 00nvulsed. bird aura, 0 0� oti attic feature Cha Exaeperating Stupidity. PEARLS 01' TRUTH. Let a woman have every virtue under the sun, if she is slatternly, or even negligent in her dreea, her merit will be more than half obscured. If, being young, she is un• tidy, or, being old, fantastic, or slovenly, her mental qualifications stand a chance of being passed over with indifference. The joy ofwell-doing is pre eminently an individual possession, to be disturbed by no one. Neither the mistaken kindness of friends nor the malicious efforts of enemies can touch it. It is a joy that lives in one of those deep reoesses of the heart where no one but ourselves is ever admitted. It is the richest reward of a noble character and a righteous life, and one of whioh no untoward oircumetancoe can ever deprive its possessor. If a man be of a patient and contented spirit, moderate in bis desires, temperate in his appetites, diligent and faithful in his labors, affectionate and generous in his disposition, calm mid self•poe0essed, interested in good objeots for their own sake, and glad to aid them by hie own efforts, he posseasee more of the materi- als of happiness than many a one with double bus external advantages, Ib is life in its best sense whioh mattes ns happy, and happiness, in its turn, norishes life, Children who aro honored by their parents' confidence and aeoustomed to add their quota of assistance and to bear their share of self•saorifioe whenever the good of the family requires it will rarely be guilty of ingratitude. They are not opposed to, bub in quick sympathy with their parents, not beuaueo they aro gifted with specially sympathio natures or aro in any way super. for to ordinary young people, but simply because they have been made sharers with their parents in the Dares and hopes, the re. eponsibilities and labors of the family. Slooplcin (as an illustration of the rapid growth of Manitoba downs), " Why, Brook. ly; only sovon y0ar0 ago a band of Alaokfeot Indiana held a war donee right hero on this lawn I Think 0f that, sir 1 llroakly (not to be astonished). " Why, I'd thought they'd broken the vane, and train pled all the shrubbery down." Java. Java, whioh is about the same size as Ireland, is by far the most important of the East Indian colonies of Holland. It is the granary of the Asiatic Archipelago, and is supposed to bo capable of supporting many times its present population, as not one-half of its surface is yet under cultivation, The alienate is healthy, except in the marshy regions of the north, and the scenery i0 both grand and pioturooquo. The lsland ie tray creed throughout its entire length by a chain of mountaiue of moderate elevation whioh elope gently to the sea; those are crowned by volcaroeo—whioh indeed eontitute a prominent feature of tide region—from eight to twelve thousand feet high. The rocks aro chiefly basaltic, and the soil is extremely fertile, the island, like the root of tho group, being covered with a sombre vegetation and luxuriant forests, The population t0 over nineteen millions, into•-�m�wm'.—i¢em.�+•--'—• The French Aoaderny has ethnic a gold modal in honour of the Queen of Roumania for hot" Chant de le Fora,"