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The Brussels Post, 1888-5-18, Page 3MAY 18, 1888. 0•C('.ri . A COSMOPOLITAN WOMAN. Silo went round and asked aubseripttons For the Mack Egyptians And the Terra del IPuegians, She did; a For the tribes round Athabasca, And the mon of Madagascar, And 1110 poor soots of Alaska, So she did; Sho longed, '•he said, h, buy ;foay cake, and jam and pie For the Antllropophngi, So she did. IIer heart ached for the Australians And the Borriobooli.Ghaliaus, And the poor, dear Amahngrar, Yes, it did ; And oho lovod oho black Numidian, And the ebon Abysaiuinn, And the oharcoal-colored Guinean, Oh, she did ; And she said she'd cross the acus With a ship of bread anti cheese For those starving Chimpanzees, Sero, she did. 'law she loved the cold Norwegian And the poor, half -melted 1''eojooan, And the dear Molnoca Islander, She did; Sho sent plc and canned tomato To the tribes beyoud the Equator, But her husband oto potato, So he did; Th- poor helpless. Homeless thing (My voice faltors as I sing) 1'iafl his clothes op with a string, Yes, ho did. Tllli ma) MAN AND LIZ. Worn and weary, seedy and sad, an editor sat him down, 'Mid work and rubbish, paper and dust, with many a wrinkled frown. He sighed when ho thought of his paper bills, his rent, and board, and wood, And groaned when the copy fiend, yelled out, as he there in the doorway stood. "What do people fancy," he said, "an editor live- upon ? Air and water, glory and debt, till his toilsonio life is done ? I'll slop their papers, ovary one, till their honest debts thoy pay, And mark their unites off the mailing book for over and for ayo 1 "Take thio copy, double lead, and mark with a pencil blue, And send to all who are in arrears, from ten yearly down to two." And then to the copy hungry boy bo handed a pencil soralvl 01 hieroglyphics, straggling, wild, all tnngled, and lean, and tall. When scarce a fortnight had dragged its length of tired.out hours away, There came to the heart of the editor it gladsome joy ono clay ; 'Twas only it letter from Gordon's Mill, In a hand both weak and old But out of it fel' a treasured coin, of solid beautiful gold 1 The letter claimed his iuterest than. and so 119 slowly raid The scrawled, but simple and boxiest words, and this is what they said: "Ireer Editor ; I read tho linea you narked and son to ono, So I send tide limo of gold and ask if yon will al,'reo Toaend my paper right along, and forgot the debt I owed, For I've took your paper for twenty year, and so far as o'er I knmv'd, I never owed no man a cent till about four veva ago, \vbou my po' wife died, and the crops was bad, and the fever laid ane low. "And times hain't never been the sante to little Liz and roe - Tor wo are all that's left behind --and since my oyes can't see She always reads the paper, and its been our only cheer, And brought no all the news and fun we've had for many a year. "I'm getting old and feeble now, and down with the rhettmatiz, And there's the paper left to mo ; just that and little Liz, Wu couldn't bear to luso it now, it's boon with us so long, Till its very name is music, like an old thno happy song., "This twenty dollar piece of gold will pay for all I owe, And what is over and ahovo, just keep and let it go Toward paying for tiro paper till a brighter, better day ; And send to Liz, she'll need it then, when I am called away," Glad and thankful tho editor was, 55 he know that thele was one Who loved and could appreciate the work that ho had done. Ifo felt that life lune not in vain, and smiled through happy tears, And then on the mailing book ho wrote, "Pail up for twenty yoars." a.ireatci-,t1 toWt.t. China and Portugal have ooncludr ed a treaty. Tho Bank of .England rate has been raised from two to three por cent. Tho international copyright bill has been passed by the United Stan Satiate. Tho Soudaueso rebels have 1e• footed tho forces of the Pasha of i4:iequinz and killed the Pasha. Tho U. S. (Government crop re- port ohms a further reduction in the condition of winter whoat in several of the states. The London 'T'imee says the Sugar Oonforenoo has agreed 011 a protocol providing for tho abolition of the auger bounties, The U. S. Sonato has remov°d the injunction of soereoy from the committee reports and debate in the Fishery Treaty, though the public will not be omitted to bear he discussion, NTE'$ etreceacese BILI,. ii'lll Congrces 'rake Interest In Railway Conductors. Some anxiety ie boiug ahuwu o1) the part of the ppnplo relative to ' the ann 'itu'n ill a certain boll, ill ',toilet:ea w t,ungriees Jan. 10, of /IS pre -toot wear, and tho mas,00 lir.. beginning It. clam ,r for inln^m 0111 oil o the tune of jly Geed pmitiore-opt wltorcem.'et as la lase The hill pr•Jvidee for the licensing of railway 0131,41uotors, ouch with olio Idea that all the evil') of the travel, fr to the choppy condi fou of the road•hs1 10 the allow color 'uul 1,'p'l05' dommenor or the 13•rd boiled ogee glome our gre.st thur -tufo fern ..i trove!, ere ddr,•o ,v du to ill•' Moo:n1) 1413 MY of the emit du1t01-, 13)33. 1.3 3 eglliatd the 10(1 ter by a rile' 1' 1' 'ho X0:30 of Ifs eve, Cu11011010ts, 11(11.' oho pr 1) Ile of 1111' hili, aro required to submi•. to a rigid exei iivatiuu under the eye of a Chief Exfuniner, appointed by the Evident, anti who rand' ro 00110 $8,500 per year 131 auto ter, at the rate of 10 cans par toile, together with rea..oenblu ttay.•lliug expenses, The Chief Examiner will delegate his power as an examiuer to tweniy Supervisiug Ex1nlinore, rettl1udug only the bitter anguish and etorvttting toil it -mutant to to.. hfs of one who looks on' of cur .e in 1113100;,li (1310 and Dart oily "locum uhtten mileage Tho S pervlsing Examiners shall receive) $2,500 a you, reason• able travelling expenses, and 10 Cauls per mita by the most dovions method of travel- Railroad lines will bo normitted to pass Chiof Lx trminet.t, Supervising Examiners, ac., ,14 to and from their work. gibe (ihle( Examiner and Super vieiog Examiners shell constitute a N'•tionel Beard of Examinere, who shall meet at Washington, D.C., ery little while to think it over ed then go away. This National Beard of Examiners shall divide our unhappy country into twenty districts, each of which shall be sheered by the presence of two Dis• trict Examiners, and they shall lei men of good moral character, who can asp; difficult questions and be villins to work 00 tt bel0ry, They Hindi tecllive a s,tLlry of $2,000 por year, mileage, stationary, and prosy 00lices. The duties of District Ex aminers a pree.cribed aro optionel, but tho ealary is compulsory. As. 1'stunt District :x10101 Ire may be -lean ”d at a salary of $1,500, and clerks, when necessary, may be employed to do tho work at $1,200 per year The Chief Examiners, Supervis- e! .Examiners, District Examiners and Assistant District Examinere shall be at all times guarded by a cloud of mileage by day and a pill- ar of salary by night. Under the provision of section 8 of the act, the District Board of Exile shall have power to pay ,oto tau pedigree, personal habits, quatificatione, aims, aspirations, ac- complishments and physical condi 1 Con of any man who may make ap- plication for the portfolio of con tooter or door dammer extrnordln • ey as pruvuled in this aot, and further, it is provided otsowhoso in the bill that no conductor shall be permitted to go through the train with a pencil in hie mouth, a pair of forceps in one hand and a pad of drawback cheeks in the other, act. ing ae a conductor, a treasurer, a n0reo, a 1ailwaj, folder, map and household guide, at $80 per month, with the privilege of being killed between heels, melees he shall have indeed a thorough examination on the e,uno trach, and received a li• 0ous0 iron) the Board of Examiners, and paid a foo of $6 to said Board. The bill also provides that the sum of $100,000 obeli be appropriated far the coutingont oxponeee of the Board In getting to and from wide ly separated points, and for hoar and tear of Thinners while engaged in getting up deop conundrums for applicnuts The Board may revoke the license of any conduotor at any tune apoR the oomlnission of certain acts, and bo will then bo krroeted under the provisions of the United States ata totes if he undertakoe to eau a train even though the railroad company may desire to retain him. This givos tho conductor the °Manse t0 work for the railroad oompany and the United Status of Amanita, pro- vided lie behaves himatilf, and at one salary. In other words 110 buys a licmns° for the privilege of doub• i ling his roeponsibilitios without in- creaso of pay. Upon passing a satisfactory oxaminatiol tho con- ductor will bo permitted and ro. milted to wear a largo tin badgo bearing the remark "Coxntr0xon" upon it, also ilia number of his Il cone°, the number of aha clietriot in which the licouse was feint, the number of his reeidonce, his post. ofii°e addrese, And any other in• formation 'desired by the morbidly THE BRUSSE.1--.S ROST inrinieitive pubic, I1,, may else be rf q ere." '0 :1000 a 11)0001! .taring dog days. lis will oleo bo axpootud to wear oho various bndgcs 03 the read for lubieh ho may he employed, togeth- er with foreign d00oreei'as, stale• men' e, way bills mei cerbiihettes of rile pr. -eatable • Meer -setting lortb whether he be 0IV of rhe 'tater 1(,n. Lie ,.ill bo a qui, d ' -ear „i tit- beets• fill ![edge• re4 rr,•d to ill Illi• act, to"ether 1vi'ii eucb ether b.oit,ee its hu met. lime. ro 114 douse 111! 1111) 1)040111 shall resetllole a 0li rie'ma tree. 'Phe •+ahe,in!o •1 exttnin',t%te lat•l not y'.1.. been fixed, bit 1' ..dist be 00 pet -pared h„ 14 ',. tl. u..vetbu phy•10nl and tnoutal efotd,t,on of th. •tppli0aul, 0331 will, ne i,mhl, rill, MHO' hinl' 's 1 5,ate your age, WOl liI, ln•tght, 1 ,1 1.'ua] ty, 0, oomph xlm1, •10ere 13 •r.., and who, if ally nue beside y. 1(r elf, way pra•eut ,it the '•11310 ? 2. Du you ever experience ring. 1(,u 1(J the ears, gastric, 53)110/(085 bo [ween meal4, mental lassitude on mime 1,1 .1111 radium; the. C.,ner. esi.n• al itf cord, o11ddeu crud unconbrol' ebb., desire eu bleu people on trains to '3 9'gu'1 0t:art1111g to soar away in a pay car and bo forever at root ? Do yon have dandruff ? 8. If I gave to A. half me salary and half a dollar over, the., after. .ward moat 13, to whom I give half the ruwaiud • fwd half 111011”1 ..ver“ after that meeting 0, to wuotu I give huff the halftime and half a doll• ar over, when I find I have nothing loft but my mileage, how much mileage have I, and what aro you going to do about it ? 4 Which is proper, to get on and off a train on the nigh or off side, provided the train is going cost and running on the time of a previous train ? 5. Aro penpin who are not form• ally engaged under any obligation to kiss each other ? 0. WLat is the total railroad mileage of oho United States, and what would it amount to at 10 cents each ? 7. How many bones in the hu- man body and what arae their nal'08 ? 8. What is a promontory ? 0. State in your owl language what you know of the Wilmot Pro - 0i.'10. Why is a chrysalis like a buokwheat cake ? 11. Of what is the surface of the earth composed ? 12. Do you believe in a literal hell ? 18, If you were writing to Prof, Young, the chemist, would it be proper to address ialnl as Analyzer Youug ? 14. How many puree 11i the 1n• man body, and why do transitive votbs govern the objective case ? Oondmctoro who apply 1vi1, prob- ably he rsgttired 1•, state w bather they desire to take out a 'Meuse for caboose and freight business or pa:monger trade. With the answers they will bo Oxpootf•d to enclose fee together with any amount they :feel line adding. Grell1S4 T2LO11,31AI.. Lite is bus :est of faith.— [F. W. Robertson. We 010 tires of all, in 1311 0 1131 prayers, and io nil our conduct, to 111100 rospeot tf' God's glory.—[Jac. obits. Ilo who stouts it little, steals with the sumo 101x11 as he who stools much, but with lois power.—[Plato B.O. 127. In the [lade cloud of a groat sor- row tho beanttful bow of God's promise 1s often da(Jtl, if we look up. — [Chaplain. Divine love is a sacred llolvor which in its early bud is happiness, and in its full bloom is hsavon.— [Hsrvoy. Mau -Bite is it to fall into sin, Friend -like is it to dwell therein, Christ -lips is it for sin to grieve, God•lilco is it all sin toloavo. If a spark falls into the water there can bo uo firo. If a brand is thrown 1n npou us wo need not be a powder megaztne and blow up,- [Dr. Goodell. MIMS13 90010101 Rlpl'EATING:. My son, when yon hear a mon 50owh115 and scolding becatiso Moody gots $200 a week for poaching Christianity you will per• oeivo that ho novor worries a minute beoause Iugoraoll gets $200 a night for preaching atheism, You will observe that tho man who es ilnuttor- ably shocked booauso F. Murphy gots .$150 a wook for temperance work seems to think it is all right when the barkoopor tapes in twice as much money, in a single day. Tho laborer in worthy of his biro, my boy, and iio is as just as worthy of it ill 1110 3)1111/i100 ho ie upon oho stump. Is oho man who is honest- ly trying to save your itninortel soul worse than tho man who's only trying his loyal hest to go to Con- ferees ? Isn't Meanly doing as good 1 SSA a work se Ingersoll ? Wasn't John l 11 Gough as mnah be friend of hu inanity and soolefy as the harken,' or ? Do you want to get all the good in the world for nothing, no ' that you may be able t0 pay n high price forkthe had ? Remember, my boy, the good 1101351 in this world are always time cheapest. Spring water costs lose than erre whiskey ; „ hex. of oigere will buy two or three Bibles; a eat Ion of old brandy 000ts'lore than a barrel of 1hnr ; a "full hand" it poker often costa a man more in twenty minutest than his chinch enbeoription amounte to in three years ; a state election costs more than a revive] of religion ; yon can sleep in Church every Sunday morn i115 for nuthIug, if you are ur•am enough to dead beat your lorlgine in that way, but a nap in a Pullman ear ;4.,,;1s yon own dollars every Bum ; fifty cents for the (drone anti ponuy for oho 131)1 01198 to pot 111 the missionary box; one dollar for the theatre and a pair of old trousers frayed at oho soul and baggy M the knee, end utterly hosted as to the dohs, for the Michigan sufferers ; the race horse scoops in $2,000 oho first day, and the church fair lasts a weep, work* twenty-five or thirty of the best women in America nearly to death, and comes out $40 in debt, Why, my boy, if over you 13011 your - soli towering and scoffing because open in re while you Bear or a proacber getting a living or even a luxurious salary, or a temperance Worker making money, go out in the darn and feel ashamed of your• self, aocl if you don't feel above kinking a moan man kick yourself. Precious little does religion and ebarity cost the old world, my boy, and the money it does is flung into his face like a bone to a slog. The donor is not benefitted by the gift and the receiver ie not, and ceatain• ly should not be grateful. It is in- sultecl—Robf. Durdefte in Hawk - eye. .,a, Popular Stallions/ The following Stallions will stand for the Improvemout of Stook this Season as follows: Lord Thore. 1. 5n0w3, p1an1'nniTOn Ax11 01300133. Moxbar,--Will Iowa his own stable, lot 21, eon. 12, Groy, and proceed to Robort- sou's hotel, Ethel, for noon; thence to Wm. Smith's, 2nd con., Grey, for night. --Tuesuty,—Will prooeed east to Walter Martin's, l:lma, for noon ; thence to Wm, Holmes', SO eon., Elma, for night. --,WEDNESDAYfll prooeed to Alex. Struthers', 12,—W11i con., Elma, for noon ; thence to Mr. Laing's for night. Tuvos- nxr,—Will proceed to Ino. E. Baker's, 8111 con., Grey, for noon ; thence to his own stable for night. 7"Iu,Av,--Will prooeed to Wm. Habkirk's, 9th con., Grey, for noon; thence to Mr. Ewen's, 15tH con., Grey, for night, 8.muanay,— '0111 proceed to his own stable, where he will romain until oho following Monday morning. Tho above route will be con. tinned during the season, health and weather permitting44.2 _ Toon Clerk. 50113(11, t4 ai'nun.ltb, l'3Or5I1TOns. MOaotr,—Will leave his own stablo, lot 24, con. 11, Groy, and precee3 to Rabat- son's obart- sons hotel, Ethel, for noon; thence north to con. 1, to Wm. Brown's, for night. Tr,Nsp.tvr-Will proceed north to Moles. worth for ono hoar, then west to Mat- thew Sharnin's, boundary lino, Hollick, for noon ; thence to Jas. 0. Edgar's, lIowiok, for night. WmnxTianAY,- Will proceed south to Jamestown, thou to Davit. Bvookoorltlgo's, Morris, for nam ; theice utast to Donald MoDouakl's, can, 2, Grey, for night. Tuunanly,--Wdl proem' south to 100. 4, then south to .'hos. Smith's, lot 5, con. 5, for noon ; theles [vest to the Queen's 110101, Brns- sele, for night. Pntnlr,--•Wi11 proccod east to Cranbrook for noon ; thcuco to his own stable for night. Sv1io n.ty, Wtl1 pr0000d south to Hr1well Sperain's, 10th con., for 11000 • thence to his own stable, where he will remain until oho following Monday morning. The above route will bo continued during tho season, health and weather pomading, 41-2 Young Challenger. I,. 13 311)114, SSOSII11C?011, MoxxAy,•-•Will ISavo Ills own stable, lot 17, eon. 14, Gray, and proceed to Robert. son's hotel, Ethel, for noon ; therm oast to Wm. Whory's, 1ibnna, for night. Tcssnay,-•SVill proccod along the nth lino of Tema, to Wynu'S hotel, Newry, for noon ; thence to J. Ilaulnlond's, lot 31, cel. o, Itanla, for night. Winedisna'r, --Will 11i•odeeci to the Grand Central Hotel, Listowel, for noon; thcuco along the boundary betwoon Wallace and I;lmit to Amos Weaver's for night. Tnrtneety, -Will pr0000d hest to 1•Ianmo G mmming's, Molesworth, for noon; thence west along the boundary of Wallaao and Grey to W. J. Jacklin's, con, 1, Groy, Tar night. Fnn,A', -•• Will procood to atimestown hotel for11oo11; 1benoo to A. IC. M0Allis• ter's, con. 2, Morris, for night. SATnn- nay,-will proceed to Auorignll lune', eels for noel ; t11e1e0 along 10tH eon., Gres, to ('r'anbrook, 111e1 to his own stable where he will 10105in until the following Monday morning. Thu shove route will be continued during tho season, health rota w ettlio1 palliating, 4.1-e BOOT BiOI E. matisaumemeamil JUST TO AMID, Express Wagons, Tod Cams, Baskets, �a11Sa C±' OQU H'T, A..L\T S, Etc., Etc. .12.0101111 The Ladies should see the nicely assorted stock of Fans and Baskets. --BIG CUT IN— PHOTO ALBUMS. —AT THE— POST BOOKSTORE. • .k118:9 Y.A. i i'1:I Steady I'utployawa oto !land Men. None heed be Idle. Prl'vione Experience not eseontiltl, We pay either Salary or Com - 100 en om- 100I/en 1Tianttiti To Canvas for the dale of Can- adial erowll Nursery Stuck. 11i1e F't)fl:Frill NurNel•ia;!rat. Largest in Canaria, .arc.arcr 100 .1 ores, Don't apply unless you hall famish first-class Before/1i es, and want to work. No room for tau - men, but can employ any num- ber of energetic hell who want work. Annllr•.,is Stone & Wellington, ai t'$SkaISSIIiN, Tomo to, Ont. P..bt Y YOUR, DEBTS. MERCHANTS' PROTECTIVE. -AND- COLLECTING 4S&OCIA7'IGN -3)01NG )11eINEe5IN-- CANADA AND UNITED STATES -wAB- =.13x'.e_==.1xs=x:F-3xo sic o.eeS, Having1or lie Object to collect from all that is possible to collect fromthen pub- nele the names of all that cannot or win not pay, whleh listle supplied to every member of the Association throughout Canada and United States. Thol membership now num- bering many thousands, and is akl.oieledg- ed•,iv011tobe1h0 most powerf,.l organla- atloninexistencefor the COLLECTION OF DEBTS. Having over?0a Eetablished Agencies. Membership Fee: 1st year $10; 2n1D year 8550 ; 3r1. year $5, if ranched with. 1111 month after membership expires, And upon receipt of which, Certificate of Membership . lslirleent book, full supply of notices with complete Inetruetieni. for using Association will be sant. Send for testimon- ials. .r. itectvrLLI, .11110,31 A. Co. agar's, 11 o. 0. cos., Oast _ BTyrr:J Woolen Mill. R. Forsyth & Son, formerly of tho Wroxeter Woolen Mills, beg to inform the Farmers in this vi- cinity that they have Now in Op- eration a Woolen Mill in Blyth, and hope that by adhering to their old plan of making noth- ing but Sound, Durable Goods and trust that by so doing to meet a liberal patronage. CUSTOM WORK of all kinds promptly and caro - fully attended to. The HIO11POT PRICE paid for Wool in Exchange for Tweeds, Frill Cloths, Flannels, Yarns, etc A Trial. Solicited ! Satisfaction Guaranteed ! R. Forsyth 84. Son. Now Shoe Store, J. DOWNING, Formerly of Goderich, wishes to inform the Public generally that he has opened out a Custom Boot & Silos Store Opposite the American Hotel and is prepared to take Orders for all Binds of U.ts+'T(»1 WORK None but First -Class Workmen Employed and a Perfect Fit (111111'Itnteetl. Repairing neatly done. GIVE M1±; A CALL. 1 Do;z sung,