HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1893-6-9, Page 3JUNE 9, 1893
KELT STILL,
If any man should Dome to mo,
An' ask mo for advise
Ter keep 'ata out of trouble, jest
A few words would suf loo
I'd toll 'em, "Get mad if you like,
As often as yo will;
But when Tette mad jest close yor mouth
An keep it shut;
Keep still,
Good many time or man gels sour,
And comes around your way,
And says some aggravatin' things
He hadn't ought ter say,
An' rilos•yo up tremendously,
An' keeps on talking till
Ye'd like to give him good's he sends
But don't ye—jest
Keep still.
Don't talk mush about theology ;
If er man explains tar you,
You'll never geb to heaven unless
Like him you believe and do,
Don't tell 'em what ye thick until
Ye've olimbed the Heavenly hill ;-
Then tell him=if ye find him there—
An' if ye don't,
Keep still.
Or, then, again, perhaps yor wife
Takes it into her head
Ter shy some things about ye
That you wish she'd left uuenid
An' mentions some two huudred ways,
Ton don't jest fill the bill ;
Keep cool, perhaps the woman's right,
At any rats
Keep still.
There may bo times—of course there aro
Jest use yer common sense—
When man should use his vocal powers
Regarbless of expense;
But after all its safe to say, . -
Lese strife this world would fill
If folks would at the proem t time
Jost think more and
Ktop still.
WHERE THE OLD TROUT AIDE.
The rosy lips of morning kiss the blush-
ing oheok of spring,
The first bluebird of summer is already
on the wing,
The pussy willow beads are nodding in
the gentle breeze,
The buds are swelled to bursting on the
sappy maple trees,
The wino of life is mingled with every
breath you take—
All nature is responding to the eummons
to awake,
And the resurrection lifte yon like a
mighty rolling tide,
As you early soolr the deep pool where
• The
Old
Trent
Hide 1
How unwillingly you left them when last
year's season closed
I ed
aCU
Howyou labors for thatbigne
d o who
only palmy dozed
In the shadow of the rook there, while ho
winked the 'other aye,
"Do you take me for a baby, to be tinkled
with a Ily 1"
How dignified and lazy as ho name forth
.,,.., a • m., e..
And smelted yourseerlet-ibis and your
royal coachman there I
How every speckle glinted like a ruby in
his side,
. And you almost got to swearing where
. The
Old
'Croat
Aide 1
There never was a fisherman, se I've
beard the old folic say,
Who caught the biggest fiat. Always
sure to got away, -
And it's just as true in trouting as it is in
other things,
That blessings seem the brightest when
they spread their golden wings
And eoar where you can't catch them ;
but only stand and wish
That you haclithem in your basket, with
the other little fish.
If wishes were but fishes, how your heart
would swell with pride,
As you landoe thatthree•pounder where
The
Old '
Trout •
Aide
Yet after all the sportsman, though he
doesn't oatob the Hell
Catches all the happy sunshine that a
happy heart can wish •
Old Mother Nature bakes 'him and
smooths life's wriukle out,
So get your rod and basket, for the morn• •
ing's made for trout ;
You'll go batik to your labor, to your dry
and musty books,
In your soul a little laughter, of the
laughter off the brooks,
In your heart a little singing, like the
singing of a bride ;
And you gob your inspiration where
The
Old
Trout
Hide 1
WHEN THE CIlbOUS COMES TO
TOWN,
The spring is amain round ag'in and soon
on every tree
Yon'lI hear th' blue birds eiogin, just as
happy me kin be;
The frogs aro pipiu in til' lane, and on the
big board fence.
They've pasted up the lithographs about
the circus tents -
01 elephants a•dat,oin with ability white
faced clown,
And you'd better b'love I'm goin
When
the
oiraus
cornett
to
town.
Tiler's lots of golden chariots with queens
and princes on'etn
Who've got tired of rnf in kingdoms and
had rather be with 13arnum.
A oago of tawny lions, where a keeper sits
in tights
And bite a lion with a whip, but the
critter nevelt bites,
Fur if he eVen whimpers he can still him
with a frown—.
And you bet I'll see them lions
When
the
eirotts
demos
to
town,
TETE BRUSSELS POST
I ain't no hand for mesio, but when that 1 VIE1113Y11,'S POEM.
oirous hand
Strikes up with "Amts Rooney," I tell
you,wbab, it's grand 1
With the elephants a.waltzin and the
horses koepin time ;
Wbou. Olean up on bbo highest polo a
spangled boy will climb
And send a chill right up your bask to see
bhn dive way down—
And yon kin bet that I,won't miss It
When
the
(dime
The editor bail gone to a do; fight,
leaving the devil, Saye Peek's Sun, iu
(hargo of the oftioa. The irrepressible
Spring poet makes hie appearance with
a short poemwhioli be wishes to have in.
sorted, 11e gives the devil *2 10 set it
up and insert It in the next edition of the
paper, This ie bow it appeared :—
NATURE ANIS SPRINGTIiMME,
as Aoaittu ll a. 00505.
what a beautiful time in Spring
When the Birdies begin to Mail
And the bumblebee and The ohiskaoee
carry their hods around in it sling
when qhs blank and Tlkling aunts
Crawl ud the yang mane Panne
And ebt sbrodlobuG and muskoeta hall
while the spiders ingage in a dance
and the birds gib drunk on duo
& afore the aobin A (hue
While the Grata o'wL blinks
& the sdaarow winks
at the wife Of the gra ottokoo
& the koon goes off on A. spre
Along faith bit ohipmenlc & fle
rk the Odorna skunk
getsthnnderN drunk '
And tries two make Lave to th be
comes
to
town.
Thar's half a dozen camels and big ole.
phants onutl
To clean this here hull town out if they
got to playin rough,'
And kangaroos and zebras, and a big long
hocked giraffe,
And a cage of funny, monkeys, nuff to
make the parson laugh,
I'm a-savin up some money, and as sure
as my name's Brown
I'll spend a half a dollar
When
the
Wrens
0011300
A USEFUL FORMULA.
to Diet For Aiyepeptles.
town.
Eat slowly, mastioate the food
thoroughly, oven more so if possible than
}s required In health.
Avoid drinking at weals. At most
take a few sins of warts, unetimulated
drink ab the close of tbo meal if the food
is very dry in oharaober.
In general, dyspeptio stomaohe manage
dry food better than that containing
moth fluid, so avoid light soups.
Bat neither very hot nor very sold
food. The bosh temperature is about
that of the body. Avoid exposure to
sold soon after eating.
Be careful to avoid excess in eating.
Eat no more than the mute of the sye.
tem require. Strength depends not on
what is eaten, but on what is digested.
Never taloa violent exercise of any sort,
either mental or phyeiaal, either just be-
fore or after a meal. It is not good to
sleep immediately after eabiug.
If it is thought necessary to eat three
times a clay, make the last meal very
light. For most dyspeptio( two meals
are better than more, according to the
courageous formulator of this set of rules,
for the management of that most ea
metric mid aneertain orgau—a dyspeptic
stomach,
Par Ascertaining, lira Cable Contents or
Cylindrical Vessels,
A correspondent has sent us a very use,
fol formula whish is thought to be quite
new. In finding the contents of oyolind.
rioal vessels the ordinary rules call for
the use of aggravating (leoiniale or frac-
tions. This neat little device does away
with all the bother. Let the diameter of
any oyliudrioal tank be given in feat ;
then take Ove tithes the square of the
diameter ; take off 2 per cont. and the
result is gallons per foot high, This is
simplicity itself. Doth the simplicity of
the rule and the near approach of its re-
sults to the accurate contents will appear
from an example or two.
Let the tank be 10 feet diameter (inside
of course).
10x10-100
5
500
Take oft 2 per Dont 10
490 gallons
per foot deep, which is written on gallon
of the s0oarate measurement (100.87 gal.
loos).
Take an 11 foot tank :
11x11.-321
u-
1105
2 per cent — 12.1
502.0 gallons
per foot deep, which is only one gallonn
away from the accurate °entente (508.80).
A rale eo simple and so useful almost de-
serves a plane in the common school
tests. A note by the author draws at-
tention to the fast that the 2 per cent.
to be eubatraoted is always just one-tenth
of the first term written down -10 for
100 and 1:.1 for 121 and so on.
Thirteen Choice tire 7550o1ms.
1.—Affectation is et best a deformity.
2.—Ask thy parte what thou shoutd'st
buy.
8.—Bs slow in choosing a friend, but
slower in exchanging him,
4.—Before you attempt anything con.
sides whatou om do,
5.—By readingyou enrich the mind,
by conversation you polish it.
8..,—Consideration is due to all things,
7. --If you would teaoh seoreey to
others begin with yourself.
8.—In order to judge of another's feel-
ings, remember your own.
9,—Let your anger set with the sun,
but not rise with it.
10,—Moue have less praise than those
who seek most after it.
1L—Pride is as loud a beggar as want
and a great deal more saucy.
12.—Rage robs a man of his reason
and makes him a laughing stook.
13.—Apply the Golden Rule to your
ovary aot and thought,
Illie Ill' 1N1'IISSMATtON,
Obsidian is a lava glass,
Saying goodby to our sins one at a
time is slow work.
The first plaster cast was made by
Verroohio in 1470.
Silliness of conversation makes a
misery of oompanioosbip.
The emerald has long been regarded as
a specie.° for sore eyes.
The French people still fight an average
of 4,000 duels every year.
Blaok, pink and golden yellow pearls
are more valuable than white.
About 1815 right and left shoos for
males began to make their appearance.
It is estimated that 3000,000,000 is
yearly spent on the races in this oonnbry.
In Scotland alone there are 5,822 nares
under cultivation as market gardens.
Arabin figures were nob invented by
the Arabs, but by the early scholars of
India.
Throw away all your .wooden tooth-
picks. Tho wood is apt to break all be.
tween the teeth,
Manganin is oonpoeed of 83 per Dont,
copper, 4 per Dent. nickel and 18 per
oeot. manganese.
The bones and musolos of tbo human
body aro oapablo of over 1,200 different
movements,
"William the Conqueror's Oak," Wind-
sor peek, England, fe 88 fent in girth and
107 feet high.
The value of the hoary and wax pro,
cluced in the United States last year is
estimated at $20,000,000,
Goethe belle of a Germans laborer whom
he knew who out himself headlong into
a boiling soap vat.
There ace 18,000 Hungarians in the
chief Ameriaau pities -12,200 in New
York end 8,200 in Olevelaud.
There are no less than 22 well known
journals 111 this world devoted to spirit•
ualism and ghost lore.
The working people of the South are
said to waar tennis shoes exolusivoly for
about nine months in the year.
The remains of a Moe of lilliputians,
believed to bo the ancestors of the Mexi•
oats Aztcos, have hem unearthed in east
Tennessee.
Moving time has camp around again
and the oritieisms vouchsafed by house
hunting matrons is not particularly
flattering to the housekeeping attributes
of the ladies who have moved but.
2,5,0601 7 PDONTY,Bie.
To women who oanuot wear the very
full caps or series of capes that fashion
so favors, the "boll acme," as it is ouUed,
often proves becoming.
Fashion modistes are just now making
great use of Oriental broths satins for
bias skirt borders to handsome dresses ;
. is r and linin
(180 for VCS leve cape 1 a.
p €.
silk linings of old eveniu toilet.
The III R 1 t g s
Dau be cleaned with very weak camphor
and ammonia water or gasoline, and fash-
ioned into pretty petticoats for summer
wear beneath light gowns.
Among Bummer dust cloaks are el re alas
styles 'that envelop the whole figure,
made of changeable and striped glories,
of lustrous slot mohaire, or of twilled
surah, plain or changeable.
Some of the rich brocaded skirts are
wholly untrimmed, and in making ap
these handsome :darts the silk lining and
crinoline are out in breadths exactly like
the outside, seamed up together and then
silk faced],
The India silks, with -biiok ground
sprinkled with whits flowers and white
grounds with allover arabesque designs,
will be equally fashionable with shot
effsots in black fed white, plain or with
the changeable, ground clotted with blank.
Sleeves differing in fabrio from the
dress continue to be favored, velvet still
retaining its hold, being associated with
light wools like crepe'', veiling, elairette,
eto,, and also with Lilo more substantial
camel's hair fabrics, wool bongeliaea,
Berges and the like.
Tho Royal Crowus Remedy secures the
harmonious action of each of the organs.
.11 establishes throughout the entire sys-
tem functional harmony, and supplies
the blood ve=(els with a pare and healthy
current of new life. The skin, after a
few days' use of the Crown Rernody, be.
oomos clear and beautiful ---pimples, blot•
thee, black spots and skin eruptions are
removed, sores and ulcers soon cured.
Persons suffering from Scrofula, Erup•
Live Diseases of the Eyes, Mouth, Bore,
Legs, Throat and Glands, that have no.
cumulated and spread, either from nu.
cured diseases or mercury, or from the
use of corrosive sob!imate, may rely on a
care if the Royal Orotvo Remedy is con•
timed a suffi°ient time to make is im•
pression on the system.
That it is not wise to experiment
with cheap compounds purporting to
Lo blood purifier's, but whish have
no real modioinal value. To make
iso of tiny other than the old stan-
dard A ZI111'8 Sarsaparilla—the Su-
perior lllocd-pntrifior--is simply to
im to loss of tune, money and health.
11 you aro afflicted with Scrofula,
Catarrh, Rheumatism, Dyspepsia,
'Eczema, Bunning Sores, Tumors,
or any other blood disoaso, be assured
that
iIt Pays to Use
AIDE'S Sarsaparilla, and AYER'S
only. AYEB'S Sarsaparilla Gan al-
ways bo depended upon. It does not
vary. Ib is always the same in
quality, quantity, and offset. It is
superior in combination, proportion,
appearance, and in all that goes to
build up the system weakened by
disease and pain. It searches out
all impurities in the blood and ex-
pels them by oho natural channels.*
AYE 9S
Sarsaparilla
Prothrodbynr.1.0,Ayer Co.,Itowell Glass,
Sold by all JSruggiste, l ria( 5l ; slxbetties, $b.
Cures others,'tvill Cure you
McL O D' S
System Ile ovato '
TESTED RITTEDIES
SPECIFIC AND ANTIDOTE
For Impure, Weak and Impoverished
Blood, Dyspepsia, Sleeplessness, Pnlpaa•
tion of the Heart, Liver Complaint, Neur-
algia, Loss of Memory, Bronchitis, Con-
sumption, Call Stones, Jaundice, Kidney
and Urinary Diseases, St, Vitus' Banco,
Female Irregularities and General De-
Uility,
LABORATORY CODERICN, ONT.
J. M. 14IoLEOD,
Prop, and Manufaoturor.
Sold by J. T. PEPPER„
Druggist, Biassale.
Confederation Life
DAI
Y
Wo have a Large Stock
MILK CANS
CREAMERY CANS,
MILK PAILS,
STRAINER PAILS,
MILK PANS,
SAP PANS, &o,
All made of First-class Material.
Roofing and Eave Troughing Attended to.
TIDE BRUSSELS STOVE MEX.
ALLMITflE 'r KT
Association.
Head Office : TORONTO.
Capital and Assets, $5,000,000
New Insurance, 1892, $3,670,000
Insurance ab Risk, 822,565,000
Policies Non -Forfeitable and In-
clisputable after two years.
Gains for 1892 over 1891 in In-
surance, Written, 8755,000,
Or over 25 per cent.
Insurance at Risk, 81,978,000
Or Nearly . i
10 per cent.
Assurance Income, • $48,678
In Assets, - $:439,878
�1 !. .MR:,
AGENT, BRUSSELS.
E� fiE,li86i'�lll
I have opened out a prime stock
of new Confectionery, Fruits,
Nuts, Canned Goods, Tobaccoes,
Cigars, &o., in the
Vanstor,e Block.
OYSTERS
Cooked, Paw or by the Glass.
Hot Tea and Coffee
Served at all Hours. Lunch
Room. Everything neat, clean,
and sold at close pricos,
Pickles by the Bottle or Quart.
Salt and Fresh Fish.
JAS. LALPINE.
THOS. t'LETCHER,
Practical TT" ate%Ll:>ZCL%ei'
and ei ezvele/'.
Thanking the pubiio for past favors and
support and wishing still to secure
your patronage, we are opening
out .dull Lines in
COLO ARD SILVER WATCHES,
Silver Plated Ware
front Establiehed and Reliable Makers
fully warranted by us.
Melts ciao
-
Latest Designs
JEWELRY 1
WEDDING Rrucs,
Lome Genn RINGS,
Bn000nne,
EAEnoaios, &e.
1a'Al;lso a Full Line of VIODItas and
Violin Strings, &o., in stock,
01. Mi.—loonier or Marriage licenses.
t. Fletcher, • Brussels.
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BRUSSELS
ITHE EMPORIUM!
FURNITURE ! FURNITURE I
As House Cleaning is at hand that is the tithe there is always
something wanted in my line. A Bedroom or Parlor Suite, an old
Lounge done over and made as good as new, or some of our new
Patent Window Shades required. -
I have the largest and best assorted stock in the County and
as I buy for spot cash I defy oompetition. Look at some prices :—
Good Kitchen Chairs for 30c. ; good Parlor Chairs for 55c. ; good
Rocking Chairs for 90c. ; Bedroom Suites for $7.00 and upwr..rdo
Sideboards for 85 00 and upwards ; Bedsteads for 81.85 and up-
wards; Parlor Suites for $25.00 and upnards. Everything soli at.
Very lour Price for SO tay5,,
During house cleaning time. The invoice of it new and well assort -
eel stock of CURTAIN POLES to hand—Stock here in a few days.
8 Curtain Poles all complete, a -now design in ends, for $1.00.
WINDOW SHADES
It will never pay you- to put up your old Window Blinds.
Come and see my Spring Shades, nothing but the best Cloth and
Spriu, s used, They are, by far, the cheapest eousidering the
longtll of time they wear. Put up and warranted to work at very ,
Low Prices.
0
UNDERTAKING DER.1. AKIN G !
I keep a complete stock in all its branches, As the warm
weather is coming on now is the time an Embalmer is required.
Having taken Diploma on embalming at Toronto Medical School
from Professor Bonouard, all work intrusted to me will bo properly
and promptly attended to either night or clay,
ORGANS and PIANOS 1
I buy instruments for spot cash and buy thetas right. As.' do
not peddle them from door to door and do not pretend to run them
alone as a business (having lots of r00in and no expense) therefore
I can give the public the benefit of close prices. Don't buy until
you got my Figures.
E. Leatnerdale.
Special Attention to Repairs,
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