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Sir Mutius, stepping throegh the open
window into the school -room, Hooks labor -
mealy around him. He in not, perhaps,
aware that there is young man behind -Min
who is following his footmarks ns fast a5 his
legs nae carry Will.
"Se," says Sir Mutius Mumm, with a
sniff, "this is how you comport yourself,
Margery, when the eyes of your relatives
are not on you."
"As—as I ant now, uncle ?" demands
Mart•ory, who is sitting in the demurest at-
titude possible to her, with her hands ems -
ed dutifully before her, " I—I mu very
sorry to dlaappoint you in any way, but 1
world not alum your trnstingnature, uncle,
and oonsoiencc compels me to confess that
I delft always sit like this. Sometimes I—
stand."
"And sometimes you halloo et young
men out of a window," stutters Sir Matins,
angrily. " How dare you be ao impertinent,
noise? D'ye think I haven't got eyes in my
head, oh?"
" t''ven if you had I don't see how you
could hear out of them," says Margery, wbo
10 in a mutinous mood.
" What I want to know is," returned old
Grumpy, striking his stick savagely upon
the earpot, " how you, who probably call
yourself a teapectable young woman, wan
explain away the feet of having yelled an
invitation to young man across an acro of
grass, and of having used in my hea•ingsuch
a low term n3 ` Drat it.' I only wish your
mutt Selina has heard yon."
There is sotnewttere in the dint recesses
of 11100101.3 Hall a gaunt spinster, sister to
Sir Mutius and aunt to the young Beryls,
whose name has been transmogrified into
Selina by Sir Murine.
"That's vary unbrothwly of you," says
Margery, " You should be anxious to spare
• her all the pain you eau."
There is a touch of open mischief in the
lovely broad little smile that accompanies
this wilful speech.
Sir Mutius swells with rage. He is a
short, stout little man, with a corporation,
an overweening opinion of his own impor-
tance, a fiery eye, and a sandy trig, Be-
sides all these qualifications, he has a tem-
per that knows no control. What the
crushing remark he is preparing for llargery
may be is never known, because at this
moment the young man behind him cameo-
into full view.
It is plain, however, to the Daryls that
he hadnot known he was following Sit
Mutius, because of the fall of his ingenuous
countenance as his eyes sleet those of tit
irate old baronet. He is a tall, indeed a.
spendidly hull( young non, with a figure
that Hercules need not have sneered at.
but with a face, alts, that falls far short of
the figure. Ills eyes, perhaps, are ahoy;
reproach, so clear, 50 blue. so straight•look•
ing they are, but as for the rest of hint ! his
nose is impossible, his mouth huge, his
cheekbones disthetly en evidence. As fol
his mustache, it is not worth speaking about
at all, and his hair is abominably void of
curl. He is ugly ! There is po doubt about
it, he is distinctly ugly, but with this sav
ing clause—that nowhere, under any air•
cumstanoes, could he be taken for anything
but a gentleman.
The presence of Sir Mucins seems to
freeze hon in part. He pauses with his
foot Midway between the balcony and the
sollool-reom, and looks anxiously at. Mar-
ge"
Come in, young man, come in," says
Sir Matins, in an odious tune. " What
are you afraid of, ell? Seems to me that a
young fellow like you nest consider him•
self almost one of the family to enter a
house through a window like a burglar, as
' "'-yon-h ve done."
" And as you have done," says the new.
comer ,'smiling.
" sever mind me, sir. An uncle may
come in by a window, I suppose, when a
young jackanapes— Is there no hall -door to
tkfs house, I ask, that you must needs
charge through a easement, as though you
were a mounted dragoon, or the most inti-
mate friend of the family?
" Atter all, Sir Matins, perhaps I
ant that," says the tall, ugly young
man, with a, oonrilatory smile. " In-
bimate, I mean. I've been coming here, off
limp on. ever since 1 can remember any.
thing."
" Then the sooner you put a stop to your
eternal comings the better," says the
baronet, aagt•ily, "Margery evidently ex-
• pecte your visits, and—"
"Uncle 1" exclaims Meg, rising to her
feet with a face suffused with indignant
shame.
"I assure you you are wrong. I did not
come to see Margery. I came to see Peter'
about a terrier pup," interposer! Mr. Bellew,
with a haste that might be termed agonized.
"You remember, Peter?"
Pater doesn't but, with a noble desire to
succor the weak, declares at once that the
Irish terrier in the yard shall be Cnreon's
without any farther delay. There is no
lrisil terrier in the yard.
"Thanks, old man,'' says Mr, Bellew,
heartily. At this moment he is indeed in
tensely grateful.
" 1 don't believe a word of it," declares
Sir SIutine, with true grace, "Terrier 1
What terrier? Which terrier? I tell you,
young man," eidvaueing on the astonished
Lorton. Rut Angelica, who has been terri.
fled ail along, hese rustles to the moth.
" Oh ! Uncle (Ilton—Uncle Mafia, she
corrects herself, nervously, "are we not
unhappy enough without your adding to
our misery? Mrs, Daryl, Billy's wife, is
com)ng tc•night."
I m delighted to hear it. I hope she'll
move a woman with a character," says Sir
Murine, with a withering glance at Mar.
ge'y, "Yon all require a person who would
keep you in order."
"ro•night! Nonsense! Why, when did
you hear 2" asks Curzon, in a low tone, of
Margery.
•A telegram today at one," curtly.
Then with a return to that grievance aril-
ing out of this frequent worshiping at her
Anne, " Now 1 hope you see what your
persistent end Maimed visits here mean
to me."
"That I love you."
" Stuff sad nonsense 1" says Miss Daryl,
indignantly, "They mean public 03stiga•
tier at the hands of that bad old man, 0h1
how I wish you were in Jericho 1"
She moves away from him, glad in the
thought that ile is stricken to the earth,
and Advances 011 her whsle,
"Now that you have made us all unuttcr•
ably miserable," she says, tearfully, "(
hope you 'II go away. If that horri-1 woman
fe coming to eight, there ere things that
must be looked to, eee?" with a little
stamp.
Dear Uncle Mutius, you will v,mderstand
how busy we tire, ani have been, all d,ty,
and }tow many thin:Ts Lave •t0111 Sob'• ,done,
and you will f•,r•m \1 t •;:;ery f a• s„omimg to
little over luno, ' pills in :111•, lic)„ wit.. -tier
soft smile, squeezing the impetuous Islay.
gery's aro: jest a little. ” You are going
now? Ah, that is good of you. good even-
ing, dear [Notellutttts,"
There are momenta when the youthful
Angelica, who is yet only half child, half
woman, seems older than Margery, wlhn is
quite nineteen. Peter is twenty, Dick
seventeen. After Angelica there was quite
a pause until the twins crone—and the moth•
or went, There was 0 pause, too, after the
birth of Billy and Muriel,who are foto' and
three yours older than Peter, but after that
the children seemed to tread upon each
other's heels, so fast they came.
The mother's death had been hardly
felt, they were so very young. But
with the death of the father—an event
now two years old—there itad come the lad
knowledge of money's value, and all the
petty miseries that accompany straitened
means.
Sir Mutine—Mrs. Daryl's only brother—
an old bachelor who lived at Mumnt's Hall,
a plena situated about foul' eolith from the
Manor whore Lite Daryls reside, had looked
after his dead sister's children in a snap.
nilly unsympathetic fashion when the hast
blow fell, and death of Mr, Daryl been fol•
lowed by the certainty that the had been liv-
ing considerably beyond his means for many
yetars, and that nothing hut debts and a
very insufficient income was all he left be-
hind him—except the eight children,
That was—its I have said—two years ago,
and theeedlylively, merrymournfel family
had up to this struggled through all difficul-
ties will a strength that only youth could
grant; but now to -day fresh trials have
seized upon them. The eldest brother, •Bit•
ly, to whom, indeed, the house and land
(such of it, at least, as is not mortgaged up
to the hilt) belongs, is bringing house a
bride. A stranger ! Horrible word ! And
who is to greet her? Who? There is no
one at all to go forward and face the en-
emy's guns, now that Muriel is away. Now
that Muriel is married' And sit strangely !
CHAPTER II,
" When you come into any fro.h company
. Observe their honeys: ", snit your own
earring(' thereto; by which in inuntion
you will make c115s veneers more free
and open.'
"There's a ring at the door -bell; did you
hear it?" cries Angelica, rising to her feet,
pale ani nervous, " They have cone ! I
teal it ;I know it, by the cold thrill down
my bath."
It is some hours later, and the Daryls are
waiting ,-n etas.., in the rather shabby lib-
rary, and in the very lowest spirits, for the
expected coming of their brother and his
wife, Now, at last, all is indeed over 1
" Yes ! and there is the knock. They'ste
some to a moral," says Peter. The twins
grow pale. All Ln a body move solemnly
toward the library door,
" Good heavens ! why isn't Muriel }fere
to receive them'! gasps Margery, hanging
lire on the thresbeld. " Why am 1 to be
the victimized one? I feel as if I should
like to faint."
"Peter? a pin," says Dick, with stern
determination in his tone.
" No, no. I'll go, of course," declares
Meg, hastily. " Only—" Site pauses, and
looks as though she is on the point of tears.
"Don't boa goose," puts in Peter, not
unkindly. " She won't eat you 1 She can't
even blow you into fine dust on so short an
acquaintance. Here ! step out. Put your
best foot foremost. Quick! march! And,
for goodness sake, take that lachrymose ex-
pression off your face. It would hang you
any where. If she sees she is unwelcome,
she'll make it hot for us later on." '
" She'll do that anyhow," says Dick,
grimly, to whom there is evidently a sea/i-
ron of enjoyment in the whole affair. " uo
on Meg. You shouldn't scamp your duty."
" I'm going," whimpers Margery. She
takes a step forward with what site fondly,
but erroneously, believes to be valiant air,
and tries to think what .Muriel
would have done on such another
occasion as 1118-1a1{Plel, with her
calm, haughty face, her slow movements
that she hastened for no man's pleasure,
and her little strange smile, so cold, so
sweet, that could attract or subdue, as its
owner willed, There is a dignity about
Muriel that she wishes site could copy, if
for " this occasion only"—a s'troirc •/'aire—
a sense of breeding, a—
" I3lanche 1 if you tread on the tall of my
gown again," breathes Miss Daryl at this
point of her meditations in an angry wit1s•
per, " I'll tear you limb from limb."
This awful threat being received by the
culprit with the utmost indtfferenoe, the
train once more advances. The hall la
reached,
"Mary Jane is Just opening the door,
and her back hair is all down,' telegraphs.
Peter over his shoulder, He is with the
advanced guard, and has, besides, an eye
like a gimlet. " It is stinking ant like a
furze bush," he goes on, exaltedly, " To
the front, Meg—and don't give Mrs, Daryl
time to notice it, or otic reputation is lost
forever,"
" And the time I took Over that girl's
get -tip," groans Angelica, despairingly,
"If you could manage to throw yourself
into Mrs. William's arms and lean heavily
on her, all will bo well," whispers Dick.
"You're a well -grown girl, and weight al.
ways tells, Dr) anything—hart her, even
—hut don't let her sae 011r Mary ,lane."
" Oh, why wasn't Muriel here 2" returns
Margery with quite a shiver of nervous
horror,
On along—you'll do well enough at Is
pinch," says her brother, table onc0nra re.
meet to his tone, as he gives her a friendly
push that sends her -with what the new.
comers imagine to be most flattering haste
--right into the glare of the lamp.
Here, at the hall -door, there is a slight
oonfuteou, A little bmtdle,appgaronty uratio
tip of blasters shawls,is standing near the
hat -stand. A young man is fumbling hope.
Mealy with these shawls, and Mary Jane,
who has now finally got rid of the small
amount of wits that onto wore hers, ie
eourtesying profoundly and unceasingly,
"A.ftet all, she isn't frith, she is a Ilia•
d0o, whispers Disk ; "she thioles else is
once more in the presence of Slalom, tate
Pervade•, 805 bow alto mope and mows,
Poor thing, Slry is very mal,"
Margery tapes the finial step,
" Von have come, Billy," eho says,
timidly advancing toward the young man
who Is trying so hopelessly to disentangle
the little parcel of soft goods,
"So we have, 30 we have," oriel Mr.
Daryl, in a (theory ve10e, He is a man of
middle iseight, the very ago of Margery,
and he now abandons ifmono
efforts to unravel
the little form, to go to hie Meter and give
ler a hearty hug, "f)h ! there you till
cue," cxctlatrns he delightedly, eeeblg the
eilt•rComos drawn up in battle array in
ille 1,ekgroned, " Lnnk, Willy ! Here
they ail arc in a hotly In bt 1 you tveteeme."
" Look 1" laughs homebody iron: beneath
TUB B i,USSBLS POST.
the ntutiliuge, " Oh ! how- I wish I could.
I wonder if 111 5505 look with living eyes on
anything again f l'nt just smothered.-'
Billy having kissed the ,children, who are
frightenednted shaken mends with his broth-
ers, who are stolid, now once more attacks
the bundle and finally brings out from ie (tie
wife with quite a tlonriatt ns dist Maly proud
of liar.
lie is new to it,'' says Peter, with fine
contempt, taming to Angelica.
She's—she's pretty," returns Angelica,
slowly, and as if just awakoning to some.
thing.
The meetings, the introductions, have
been gone through. Mrs. Daryl is quite a
little woman, whit clear oyes, that have
looked with leisurely keenness at each of
Iter new kinsfolk in turn. Her mouth, if
firm, {a pleasant, There Is 1908elf•conse1Ons•
nese about her, and no ehyr.ose whatever,
" Nice old (tall, Billy," she says, smiling,
when site Inas spoken to every one, and is
at last at liberty to look round her.
Nice 1 All the Daryls exchange covert
and furious glances al each other, Nice,
indeed 1 when they have been accustomed
to pride themselves upon it as being (which
it really is) the finest hall in the country.
"I should just like to seethe one she has
been mod to," mutters Peter, with extreme
diegnst.
Dinner will be ready in about five
minutes," says llargery, suggestively.
"You must be very tired, and—"
Dimer 1 Ah, you should have nhen-
tioned that, Billy,' says itis,. Daryl,brigltt-
ly. " We dined at Watton about
two hours ago, and to dine again
so soon world be dreadful. As
to being tired, I never felt fresher
In sty lite. But you must all go to dinner,
anti—"
We dined early. It makes no difference
at all," says Margery, slowly. " You will
like a cop of tea instead, perhaps 2"
" Presently. When I have talked to you
all a little," arranges Mrs. Daryl, promptly.
•' 1 think in the meantime•—Ah I what room
is this:'
Margery hod led the way into the draw-
ing roots,
A charming room," declares the new.
comer, briskly, with a• swift but comprehen-
sive glance round her, " But what ghastly
furniture! We must turn it all out of doors
or else relegate it to the garrets, and go'
something ltghc—;esthetic—satisfying, eh ?"
with an airy wave of her hand. Indeed, all
her ways seem to be specially airy.
"That's the prelude to turning, us out of
doors," whispers Meg, gloomily, into An-
gelica's ear. "\Well, nothing like knowing
the worst at once !"
•` What's outside ?" asks Mrs. Daryl,
pushing wide a whulow•curtain, and gazing
into the still darkness of the spring night.
" The garden,"
"Ah ! I wish I could see that !" cries
she, eagerly, She seems thoroughly untir-
ing and full of vivacity, " Is it too dark,
Billy ?"
Much too dark and too chilly, besides,"
returns he,
" How careful he is of her I" says Peter,
its a moody aside. " Seems to me she's as
strong as a—"
He is evidently on the point of saying " a
horhise," but some innate breeding forbids
m,
So she is," whispers Margery back,
who, perhaps, understands hint. And,
indeed, there is something suggestive of
strong and perfeet health in Mrs. Daryl's
stnall elastic frame, and fair face and eager
eyes.
•• It is rather late for the children to be
up," nays Margery, addressing her new
sister, " I think I will take then away
now, and give them their tea- Billy can
show you everything " with a faint smile.
" Of course. If they want to go," says
Mem Billy, cheerfully. 'But perhaps they'd
like a (holiday front their bode in honor of
me. Would you, spites 2"
But the mites are too impressed by the
solemnity of the oc0aeion to do aught but
hang their heads and behave abominably.
"Just like tri -bred little brats," declares
Margery, afterwards, with an acaess of
wrath that descends upon the luckless twins,
•" All ! well, no doubt they are tired,"
says Mrs. Billy, genially, and so Margery
oarriee off the disgraced babies to their tea
in the school room, where they are speedily
joined by Angelica, Dick, and Peter,
" What idiot said brides were ahy?" de-
mands Dick presently. "Of all the effron•
tery, the coolness, the—" ti
"albs is just what .l said she should be."
" Sho isn't in the least whet I thought
site would be," says Margery, "she—she's
worse, Did you hear her remark about the
hall?"
' And abort the furniture?"
" I suppose she'll give us a week's grace,"
says Peter, thoughtfully. " And then—
where aro we to go 2"
"Alt 1 you aro here, then 1" cries a gay
voice. The door is pushed open, and Mrs.
Daryl enters as titottgh certain of a welcome.
" They told me I should find you in this
room,' continues she, entering as composed•
ly as though she had been an inmate of the
house all her life,
" Tins is a very nnoomfo•tabls place for
you,'' declares Margery, rising pale and nn.
smiling from behind the teapot, " Let lee
tttlte you to the library. I have ordered ten
to be served there for you and Billy,'
" That's the tea down there, isn't it,"
nodding her head at the elderly teapot $o
well known to the twins.
" Yes—but in the library—"
" I know. I've been there. And very
cozy it looked, but not so cozy a5 this. I
think old school -roans the best bits of a
hoose, don't you ? And I should like some
of your tea, and so would Bully."
She's evidently determiner) we sha'n't
have even this poor room to ourselves,"
mutters Dick, indignantly. " All or none
is her motto. Anything so indecent—All
this pesterse at bonhommio is amen dodgo
to prove that she is mistress of everything.
That all the rooms belong to her."
" Well, so they do—so they do 1" returns
Angelica, with a fine justice. Teen her
feelings grow too much for her. " But of
all the mean actions—"shosays, tears risiug
to her dovelike eyes,
" There were (hot cakes in tho library,"
says Mrs, Daryl, who lune seated hereelf at
the table, and is plainly waiting for her
tea. "Couldn't we have them in hero?
Ian certain the children would like then.
]gift" She pulls May toward her. hat
little May is not proof against this premia•
fig surer,
"I should," she says, shyly. She 15
staring at Mrs. Silly with her finger in her
mouth, so does 1000 see the concentrated
gle nest of wrath showered upon her by the
entire family.
"(food ohiltl1" laitglls lira, Daryl,
AL dile moment Billy orossus the three -
hold,
" (filly, tide little sister Wants the (tot
calces in the library," says )tie wife, looking
up at him. And after half an (tour or so
Blanotto end May are et last dimissed for
the night with as many stumps on their
clonse,t:nue Iva size will permit.
The new'rnmors follow them very chertly
—M1rs, Thiry' keying etbed . molas:ed to a
0111111 settee of fatigue.- She bids them all
a,aoasm%,® n w3331313.n mrmwm,n3.3
lood•night in an airy, 011505y lashiett, and
eaves the room, in spite of the tired Sousa.
tion 00 which she has aoknow'ledged, in a
breezy energetio fashion, euggetire of a
mina that governs the slight body and is
not easily to be old/deed.
Aa aha goes the storm b,u•ste.
"Well I" says Peter, when the last er,nna
of their footsteps had reused upon the air,
" well! I never 1' He might have said
more. He could Clever have said anything
that conveys sit expressively to his listeners
the real state of his feelings,
"It isn't well. It is ill, retorts Mara
gery. "It—it is diegraceful. She is de.
ternlined to sit upon 05.
"She'll have something to do, then, that's
one comfort," e.colaims Angelica, hysteri•
mthly. "And elm can't do it all at once
either, there's such a lot of us."
"Don't be a fool," says Peter, who 15 in
no hunter fur jokes,
"Peter, don't be rude to Angelica," in.
terposeslla•gery, indignantly, whose nerves
are by this so highly strung that she feels It
a necessity' to t carrel with somebody,
" Who's rude?" demands Peter. " I
only advised her gently not to jeat on
soleinn subjects,"
" Very gently L You told her not to be a
fool,"
Wel{ 1
Would you have me tell her to
be afoot? You're all fools together, it strikes
ate, There isn't a grain of sense in any
girl horn."
"I say, look here 1 Have it out to.mor•
row, you two," cries Dick, "but let us
discuss the new madame now, es she no
doubt is discussing ns at this moment."
"That is most unfavorably."
"She is eo dunbt abusing us like a pick•
pocket," mutters Peter, dejectedly.
"She is arranging with Billy for our im•
mediote•lismissal, with a character, having
paid all wages due,"
" Perhaps, after all, we weree t very nine
to her," says Angelina, doubtfully,
What's the good of being nice? In books
they always do the correct thing, at first and
get kicked out afterward for their ):airs.
I've read a lot about people•in•law. We
have done the incorrect thing, and we shall
be kicked out, too, but we shall carry our
self•respect with u5."
" That's shout all," puts in Dick, grim-
ly.
"She is—didn't any one think her eyes
lovely?" hazards Angelica. "And het halide
very small? Small as Muriel's."
"y No, no," declares :Margery, shortly.
Come, let us ge to bed and forget our
misfortunes for a time if we can,"
Meantime another scene is taking 1111000
in the room over their heads.
" After all, Billy," says alrs. Daryl, w ith
a jolly little laugh as she closes the bedroom
door firmly behind her, "you wee wrong.
They didn't fall in love with me at first
sight. Yon are a false prophet."
'They—they were a little queer, eh ?"
returns Billy, thoughtfully. " I noticed it,
But you mustn't nand that, you know. It'll
wear off, and—when they oome to know you
and understand you, there won't be a ditli-
oulty anywhere,"
"It to natural, I suppose," muses firs.
Daryl, gravely. "They mast look upon
me as a female Jacob. A supplanter, a
usurper."
" They mustn't be allowed to harbor that
thought," says her husband, turning quick.
1y toward Ther; "you are mistress here.
The house is yours."
Some sudden remembrance checks him
here, and drives the color to his cheek. "A
barren possession," be says, laying his
kindly brown hand on hers. "I wish there
was' something in it worth your accep.
tance."
It seems to me there is a good deal in
i1" A second little laugh breaks from
her.
Daryl looks at her anxiously,
"Too much, you thinly perhaps?" he says
a quick shade falling into his eyes.
For just the moment it takes her to read
his thoughts she does not answer him,
then:
"So that is what yott are thinking?" she
decides, at last. Have I deserved it,
Billy ?" 1 telt you, you are wrong—all
wrong. The very spirit they displayed
warmed my heart to themes no silly untried
tenderness would have done. Had they
thrown themselves into my arms, and
affected a sudden love forme, I should have
been troublesome perhaps," with alittle
grimace ; "but 11015 I Why they seem to
be real grit all through, and I'll stand to
them for it, and make thein all like me,
before I'm done with them."
• "That's my dear girl," says lir. Daryl,
"How they withdrew from me 1 Did you
notioe that boy with the big eyes? How
distrustfully he let them rest on me? I
shall take him for a ride tomorrow, and
bring him home my slave,"
"They will be all your slaves in a month
or so,"
"A month 1" Mrs. Billy gazes at him
earnestly as one might who is filled with
surprise. "How you underrate my
abilities," she Says at last, gayly, "Be
warned in time. Before to•ntorrow night
I shall be not only tolerated, but warmly
acoepted by every member of this house.
hold!'
(TO nx c00'rIx0r;n.)
Some of the Oddities of Distinguished hien.
Confucius, it is said, was passionately
fond of watermelon seeds,
Satnnel Rieltnrdson wrote his novel while
attired in a fall dress suit.
alark Twain is fond of cats, and has one
named Satan, another called Sin,
Samuel Clarke was fond of robust exer•
else, and was sometimes then jumniag over
his chairs and tables.
Herrick, the poet, was fond of pigs se
pets, and taught one to follow him about
and to drink beer out of a mug.
Handel used, when travelling, to order
dinner for three, or, if hungry, for dve,and
then eat the whole himself,
Cardinal Richelieu hated children and
loved oats. When he died hue favorite An.
gora pat refused to eat and soon perished.
Philip, the Duke of Burgundy, spent
much time in contriving trapdoors itt his
house and grounds to souse unwary Strang•
ers in water beneath.
Next to money,Rembraodtloved nothing
so well as his monkey. He shed tears when
the ane diet}, and painted a portrait of his
pet frmn memory,
Jtttitts Caesar was ashamed of his bald head
and when it beeeme shiny he constantly
'wore a laurel wreath.
The soldierly Duke d'Epernay became
Mak for hours if he saw a hare and dune
kept his bed for n week because one leaped
nth trim.
Cowper loved pate and had at one time
five rabbits, three hares, two guinea pigs,
a magpie, a fay, a starling, two canary
birds, two doge, a "retired cat, and a
arluirrel,
115108lay took his Sunday dinner alerts
at a collie Runge, After dinner he woaia
httll,i a pyramid of wino glasses, wltict, us•
nilly toppled over. He would Day for the
broke!: ,dabs and go,
HOUSEHOLD,
01 Eothex.
"oh t mother, 1 want my bonnet limit"
Alt hat has lo.,0 a string 1'
"Must Ibe Bobby Barnes's hmsol-' •
I s zls vola• pat), wing 1"
"Say. will vnu make us chicken pie 1„
"Somebody's hid my •au t e 1"
"See what an ugly rent,mamma;
1 toren it on the galea, "
"O! mother,:Muni WI, coming In,
A'II It (toll, and users, and bred;
('an the have nevem muinatte tonight,
Amt send the bo3', to bud 1"
" Hoar mother, luny 1 hear Soar shawl/
nu going reg a drive,
If I'harley should propose, 'soma,
May I ask lith, In at tiro 1"
" O 1 mother, send those ehildt'en out,
They make such fearful dirt 1
1','es gofurt 1113
las'srrmon troll along,
A ' \fiat. iv tilts 1'
And can't you herr to mind that cup
01 sarong tea for my beetd ;
And mux n Cita• Itght rolls eotl hioko 1
You know 1 irate cold blend,"
O! mother, mother, shonln you cease
One little hoar the tore
'Pict t ,l,o ' iw day, your ,tf le,' 3.0ar,
Pbr lbs deny brood you bee',
10 scents the wheels or tufo must slop,
itioh ntotlter.loro 1 1t sprung=,
A free, sweet fountain; and 10 lends
'rhe mouunone-0 duty wrings.
1CsTnta.b: •l 1 todhsox.
Renewing Old Ohairs-
Here is an old set of caro -seated chairs
very much the worse for timer and notal all
ornamental to the canto. The cants aro
split and broken, and the comfort of the
chair is also gone. It will hardly pay to
take them to a cabinet-maker to have them
resented ; besides, they amt be very nicely
done at hone. Take some stroug pieces of
bagging or burlaps, out two pieces to fit the
chair and long enough to wrap about the
rounds that usually hold the canoe or
splints. Thread a darning-neetllo with
double twine and sew them on strong,
turning a hem on the upper cocas it is sew.
ed to place. When neailyifittedstuff with
Excelsior, shavings or line hay, or they can
be cushioned with layers of old bedquitts,
cut to fit and basted together. Spread on
smoothly and cover with some pretty ear•
pet or woolen goods. Cover the edge with
gimp to match the uuelion, and tots down
closely with silver or gold -headed nails.
The gimp and nails can be procured at the
furniture dealers. When the chairs are
done and,revarnished they Will be found to
be handsomer and more comfortable than
when new.
THE LITTLE 51009e.
Is there a very homely little racking.
ehafr in the house, hander{ clown front
Master Tom to alias I lossy? If so, I can
assure you she does not think it pretty.
But it can be . made so with very little
trouble. Take a piece of coarse sandpaper
and rub it until the wood is smooth and
clean. Then paint it a rich ot•eam color
and make a nice cushion, to fit thosoat,
filled with feathers or cotton batting. Cover
this with some soft baby blue goods and tie
at each side with pink ribbons or cord. Now
make a little roll cushion for a head -rest
and cover with the same. Draw each end
rip tightly and finish off with pink cord and
tassels, which should also hold it to 'the
chair -back.
Women in Public Positions.
I have read and beard debated so much
the advisability of our girls entering public
life, placing themselves before the public in
a clerical or like position. For like ovary
other subject worthy of attention, it is open
for debate.
The objection is raised " that in•ooning
in contact with the world in general, with
out the protection afforded them in their
own homes, they learn too much of life as it
fa, and thus destroy their trusting simpli-
city, that indescribable charm." I will ad.
mit that as one becomes better acquainted
with the world and its transactions, it must
follow, as in the case of the lapidiat, while
he does not believe that every atone that
glitters is a faultless diamond, does he value
a real diamond any the less because of the
knowledge ? Ah, no, I believe that a noble
minded, well educated woman loses none of
those qualities that Clod gave, and intended
sheshould use for the upbuilding of that
.brightest refuge of moukind, hone. Mather,
when her time comes to exert bey sovereign
sway over a man's heart and 'come, she is
better fitter( to cope with those adversities
that will cone intoeveryotle's life, and can
sympathize more readily with others than if
she had retained her childhood's simplicity
and the belief that the world contains only
liappmess in which aIimy sportat pleasure,
'then again I hear it said "she becomes
bold and loses }ler womanly .modesty ;" at
that I most emphatically demur, Because
she can talk to men without blushing do you
think she would forgive or forget eta nn•
courteous action toward her? No 1 but in
the majority of cases she will never have
the cause, for there is • an undisputable
stamp on a lady's face that compels and re.
eaves deference frotn even the lowest of
mankind, As the eye is the window of the
soul, so is a woman's chars .cterstamped nn•
deniably upon her face ; the world contains
few men, that, without provocation would
bring blushes of indignation to it.
A young girl of good old family, well
educated and refined, having been trained
front earliest childhood by oareful hands,
completes her education in school and come
back to her }some in the ({awning of woman-
hood, fresh, Wright and " needy." After a
time she finds papa's purse is not as well
filled as it should be, and that uncomplain-
ingly he and mother are denying themselves
comforts that their precious child may not
be denied those things which have become
necessitates to her. Then there are two
paths open to her.
Shalt she continue to receive means from
the indulgent father and require mother to
wear her woe dress and bonnet until Mrs,
'Irnndy wonders why the beautiful Miss
L, 'e mother can be such a fright, or, I am
sorry to say, in sheer desperation or from a
sense of ditty to her parents, accept a man
in marriage, whom she is not sure that
through live she can trust, honor and love.
Is that young ladv any the less noble be•
cause the fits hersel@ for and occupies are.
nnulerative position ? and by viewing human
nature;ntore closely, learns to distinguish
the real front the counterfeit? Will she
not make as good, even a better wife, by
knowing the worth of money and realizing
the ditliouttiee her husband must en0onnter
while winning home and luxury for her?
Will she he as reckless ht buying that
do•lilllatrss ?d"arling of a bonnet, only fifteen
:The time has come when woman should -
be something more than 0 pretty bird wait.
ing to he put in a gilded cage and merely ,a
useless ornament. She has the power to be
Useful and ornamental a,e well. Ulm first aim
of written slumlrl be to cultivate, as far as {I
lies in their power, the, talentsd h
(sod given I
them, whets that is acootrplished, if they
feel that they eau lighten others' hnrtiono by
earning their 0010 utnney, in part or wholly,
the examen" will mot berm dour - The i.
standard of worr.ouiy Dimity will ant fainly
never ice lowered by work..
1� PIlhl 128, 18613
"moo, i
In the >iitohen.
The best bread boar,( is a plain piece of
oilcloth with a hole in IL to hang up by,
The dough will not stick to this, and It fa
eleatleod by simply wiping oil'.
CANNED l'Atrrit11n.n.-1'lean the part. .
ridges and split them in two, Placa them
in a pan, the outside uppermost, and leak'.
Baste with melted butter, 'l'he partridges
can be baked either in the oven or on top
of the stove, coveted with a second part,
if hate in the afternoon and the oven is
poor.
VAnt1A DAv.IxA 15 5 dish of which "good,
Health ' tells t For one quart of :doh milk
take four tablespoonfuls of farina, and cook
in n double boiler one hour, Add two
tablespoonfuls of sugar, and when it 10
slightly cooled, pour it over thin slices of
banana. Serve without dressing, either
warm nr cold,
Those who are fond of anice, pungent hit
of green salad in winter, are advised to try
young mustard, Take a shallow cigar box,
0r pot, and 1i11 it with earth with a little
clean stand on top, and sow some mustard
seed quite thickly on it ; anoisten the whole
and put It in a warm place, In two or
throe days the seeds will have germinated,
and in a few days more the seedlings will
be big enough to cut and eat. Between
sowing and eating should be ten days, and
-
one eats keep up as chatty successions as
desired.
l I a s, sen Cl t ars.—Rub half a pound of but •
ter in a pound and a half of flour ; mix in
half a potted of brown auger rolled free from
lumps. Add n tablespoonful of powdered
ginger,a teaspoonful of powdered oinnanoa
and to teaspoonful of powdered oloves. 611x
well, altd stir in a pint. of Now Orleans or
West India molasses, and the grated peel
of a large lemon. Add a small teaspoonful
of braking socia dissolved In tepid water,
Stir very hard with a wooden epee'', and
molt enough sifted flour to Hake it stiff
:ling: to roll out ]toll very thio, and ant
jag_,ing iron into strips one inch wide
r inches long. !lake in a modern`?e
These will keep indeflnitoly in adry
' A2aplisle-Tree Fiat ll.t',.t8vmrr.—Desir.
in.; in tple syrup fur our hattor•cultes when
the more 95105 too remote to furnish our
need at short notice, we prepared the tad
lowing substitute, svhlchwta, muanimottely
elected to a high poai lieu in the bill of fare.
A pound of brown sugar wa0 dissolved it,
the least water possible, barely enough to
keep the sugar front sticking fast to the •
porcelain lined kettle. It was then boiled
one minute, removed from the fire, poa•c,i
into a syrup cup, three drops of extract r,f
vanilla added,and behold! nectar, honey,1105
staple syrup could excel our " lucent sirup
tiset with" vanilla.
Oh'spen Attor.T,.tKPI. —\lake the crust of
a full pint of flour, one and one half tea
Spoonfuls baking powder, half a teaspoonful
salt; sift and mix with it to tablespoonful
butter, and milk to make a dough ,just stiff
enough to roll. Halve it, and roll out to
fit a deep tin ; spread a little butler ever
the top ; then roll the other half, and lay
over the first and bake. While baking,
prepays the following: Drain the liquot'
from a quart of oysters ; place this liquor
with one and oee•hali. pints of milk in a
saucepan, bring to a boil, then add a little
thickening, a tablespoonful of butter, with
salt and pepper to taste. Put the oysters
in, anti as soon as it boils up thoroughly,
split the cake crusts apart, pour in the oys-
ters, and serve at once. The delicacy of the
dish depends on eating it at once before the
tinder crust becomes soaked.
Dr•,Lrrruus CHOPUL.1pm, CARAMELS.—Tire
secret of success with these caramels is to
boil to the right thickness, and the length
of time required to bring them to this point
depende on the quality of the sugar used.
Fifteen minutes of hard boiling will usually
be ewflioient. Six tablespoonfuls of butter,
three pounds of light brown sugar, one cup
of milk, one cake of Baker's chocolate
broken into small pieces, one and one -halt
teaspoonfuls of vanilla flavoring to be added
after taking frons the stove. A half cup of
cream may be used for half the amount of
butter. Boil until thick, stirringconatsntly
after the boiling begins. Flavor, pour into
buttered pans, and when cool cheek with a
sharp knife into squares. If properly made
the caratnels should break apart like maple
sugar,
Why Beat Eggs ?
Since the introduction baking powder, it
has never been necessary to beat eggs. Let
your materials be good, and after rubbing
the butter and sugar to a cream, add the
eggs, milk, seasoning and sifted flour, with
bakiog•powder, and spend the energy y t:
would have wasted on the eggs in thorough-
ly beating the cake as a whole ; then if your
material was good, your cake, no matter
what its name is, will be good also, and if
you grease your pans with sweet lard in-
stead of butter, and line with paper, your
cake will Dome out whole, no matter (tow
doh it may be. Beating eggs is a snpertluoue •
labor handed down by,conservative women
si"oe the days when cakes were "lightened"
with seleratus, ammonia, or beaten eggs
alone. Furthermore, in all cakes made
with butter, which are to hove a distinct
color and flavor, se fruit, coffee, ginger,
chocolate, cochineal, porlc•eake and cook tea,
eggs are unnecessary. They are needed le
cakes made with no shortening, or to which
we wish to give the oolor or flavor of eggs,
as sponge gold, and Dream cakes, and
doughnuts. Let nus have rnoreoonfidenee leo
our baking•powder." I have trusted it, lo 1
these many years, and it has not failed me.
Eyota's Pretty Lamplighters.
The young women of Eyota, Minn., are
taking care of the street lamps of that
town. Each lamp has been assigned to a
young lady, who keeps it filled with oil,
lights it at dusk, and gets out of bed too
late in the morning to extinguish it at
dawn. This arrangement has been brought
about by an anti•Ligror crusade, The
women wanted the saloons of l'lyota closed,
and the liquor men said it didn't make an
iota of difference to them, but they hated
to see the town invoked with Cimmerian
gloom every night, and this would be cute
case if the saloon license money, which
wan used for street lighting, was diverted
from the town treasury. Thereupon the
women said they would look after the
street lamps themselves, anti they are
doing it so well that btyota be a brighter
place by night now than ever before.
The young men of 1lyota must feel Ione•
some without their cusbeunary nips" and
"nightcaps," but the pretty lamplighters
0115110 to more than atone for the loss of the
other exhilarants. One would think that
any young mon who was death sure that he
had a heart and enjoyed ton oeoasienai
flitter of it would be willing to forego a,
few beers or two or three fingers of •
tans;lc'foot for the bewildering pleasure of
sp s.eeloo.airn.. poresEyota belle shite up a tromp
rant scratch to match cu Ent-
. the solo of Iles '' a•
1 ar• ,'. u:can b use
1 n„ a 0 used l ns 0 garnish in,
sot;jmi, amid they loos. Very pretty