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mu to sea, ,1041 at nightfall. whoa hope course, I was no way m Fault ; but 1 knew j before saw a smile clhttghf like that and Ln spore, and I Was very willing, of course.
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' passage without pay as a et•, they are in a frantic rage against lune, matter, and said briskly :
cowork i 1.y r ! P . ' • o near. the trouble'
common sailor, R'hen I stepped. ;44!0,11 in instead of quarrelinh wall thou tutu r ' N'ell, What's up ? what's h
what's wanting?„
1 said ” There isn't any trouble. l'n
waiting for my 010(11ge."
" Cine, 001110 ; got him his change, Tod
gel hitt his change."
Tod retorted: "/let flint his change!
It's easy to say, aft' ; but look at 1011 bill
yourself."
The proprietor took a look, gave a low,
eloquent whistle, then made a dive for the
pile of rejected clothing, and began to snatch
it this way and that, talking all the time
excitedly, sad as if to himself ;
" Sell an eccentric millionaire such an tut•
speakable suit as that ! Tod's t fool—a born
fool. Always doing something like this.
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London til3• clothes were ragged 1101
shabby, and I had only a dollar in nay me lock-
et. S m
This fed and sheltered n
twenty-four Lours. 1)111•iug the next twenty-
four I went without food 111,11 shelter.
About ten o'clock on tho followiug morn-
ing, seedy and hungry, I was dragaing nay -
self along Portland Mime, when a child that
was passing, towed by a nursemaid, tossed
a luscious big peer—minus—one bite—into
the gutter. I stopped, of course, and fast.
011011 my desiring eye on that muddy treas-
ure. 31y month watered for it. But every
time I made a stove to get it some passing
eye detected my purpose, and of course I
straightened up, then, and looked indiffer-
ent, and pretended that I hadn't been
thinking about the pear at all, This same
thing kept happening and happening, and
I couldn't get the pear. I was just getting
desperate enough to breve all the shame,
and to seize it, when a window behind me
was raised, and a gentleman spoke out of
it, saying
"Step in here, please.” family."
I was admitted by a gorgeous flunky, " Family's array too ; been abroad months
sightedness, as they ought. As I approach-
ed the !muse toy excitement began to ablate,
for all was quiet thew, which outdo Inc feel
pretty sure the blunder was not discovered
yet. I rang. The same serv:ult appeared.
I asked for those gentlemen.
"They etre gone." Thi, in the lofty, cold
way of that fellow's tribe.
"(tone? Clone whet e.7"
" On a ,journey."
"lout whereabouts':-
" To
vhereaboutsi'"To the Continent, I think."
" The Continent 7-
." Yes, sir."
" Which way—by- what route':"
" I oon't say, sir."
When will they be back'"
"In a month, they said."
"A month 1 011, this is awful ! Give me
.00) 1' sort of idea of hot' to get a word to
them. It's of the last importance."
" I can't, indeed. I've no idea where
they've gone, sir."
"Then I utast see some member of the
and shown into a sumptuous room where a
couple of elderly gentlemen were sitting.
They sent away the servant and made me
sit down. They had ,just finished their
breakfast, and the sight of the remains of
it almost overpowered me. I could hardly
keep my wits together in the presence of
that food, hut as I Wee not asked to sam•
ple 1"., I had to bear my trouble as best I
could.
Now, something had been happening
there a little before, which 1 did not know
anything about until a good many days
afterward, but I will tell you about it now.
Those two o1d brothers had been haviug a
pretty hot argument it couple at Boys be-
fore, and had ended by agreeing to decide letter ; I got 11 out and read 11, This Is
it by a bet, which is the English way ofwhat it said :
settling everything. I You are an intelligent and honest man,
You will remember that the bank of as one may sea by y old' face, We conceive
you to be poor and a stranger. Inclosed
you will find a sum of money. It is lent to
you for thirty days, without interest. Re-
port at this house at the end of that time.
1 have a bet on you. It I Will it you shall
have any situation that is in my gift—any,
that is, that yon shall be able to prove
yourself familiar tvith and competent to
fill.
No signature, no address, no date.
Well, here was a coil to be in ! You are
posted on what has preceded all this, but I
bank -note, and no way to account for Ins was not, It 04110 just a deep, dark puzzle
being in possession of it. Brother A said to rue. I hadn't the least idea what the
he would starve to death ; Brother B said game, was, nor whether harm was meant me
he wouldn't. :Brother .A said he couldn't or a kindness. 1 went into a park, and sat
atlas it ata bank or anywhere else, because down to try to think it out, and to ammeter
he would be arrested 011 the spot. So they what I had best to do.
At the end of an /tour, my reaso0ing8
had crystallized into tans verdict.
Maybe those men mean me well, maybe
they mean me ill ; no way to decide that
—in Egypt and India, l think."
" Mao, there's been an immense mistake
Mamie. They'll be beck before night. \$'ill
you tell them Pee been here, and that 1
will keop cooling till it's all mad,: right
and they needn't be afraid'"
Pll tell then/, if they come back, but I
am not oxpeeting them. They seal you
would be hero in an hour to make inquiries,
but I must tell you it's all right, they'll be
here on time and expect you. '
So I had to give it up and go 01170%.
What a riddle it all was ! I was like to lose
my mind. They would be here "on tine."
What could that meal:' Oh, the letter
would explain maybe. I had forgotten the
England once issued two notes of a mullion
pounds each, to be used for a special pur-
pose connected with some pttblia transuo.
tion with a foreign country. For some rea-
son or other only one of these had been used
and canceled ; the other still lay in the
vaults of the Bank. Well, the brothers,
chatting along, happened to get to wonder-
ing what might be the fate of a perfectly
honest and intelligent atrenger who should
be turned adrift in London without a friend,
and with no money but that miliion•pound
went on disputing tall Brother B said he
would bet twenty thousand pounds that
the man would live thirty days, 00,3 ("01/,
on that million, and keep out of jail, toe.
Brother A took hon up. Brother B wont —let it go. They're got a game, or a
down to the Bank and bought that note. schema, or an experiment, of some kind on
Just like an Englishman, you see ; plunk to hand ; no Wato determine what it is—let
the backbone. Then he dictated a letter,
which one of his clerks wrote out in a beau-
tiful round hand, and then the two
brothers sat at the window a whole day
it go, There s a bet on mo ; no way to find
out what it is—let it go. That disposes of
the determinable quantities ; the remain-
der of the matter is tangible, solid, and may
watching tor the right, man to give It to. be classed and labeled with oettainty. If
They saw many honest faces go by that 1 ask the Bank of England to place 08181311
were not intelligent enough: many that to the credit of the man it belongs to, they'll
do it, for they know him, although I don't ;
but they will ask ole hon- I came 10 pos.
session of it, and if 1 toll the truth, they'll
put mo in the asylum, naturally, and a lie
willland me in jail, The same result would
follow if I tried to bank the hill anywhere
or to borrow money on it. I have got to
carry this immense burden around until
those men come book, whether I avant to
or not. It is useless to me, as useless as a
handful of ashes, and yet 1 must take care
of it, and watolh over it, while I beg my
living. I couldn't f(%"'1 it away, if I should
were intelligent, but not honest enough;
many that were both, but the possessors
were not poor enough, or, if poor enough,
were not strangers. Thee was always a
defect, until I came along ; but they agreed
that I tilled the bill all around ; so they
elected me unanimously, and them 1 was,
now, waiting to know why I was called in.
They began to ask ole questions about nty-
3e1f, and pretty soon they had my story,
Finally they told me I would answer their
purpose. I said I was sincerely glad, and
asked what it was. Then one of them hand-
ed me an envelope, and said I would find the try, for neither honest 01tiren nor highway -
explanation inside. I was going to epee 11., mau world accept it or meddle with it for
but he said no ; take it to my lodgings, and
look it over carefully, and not be hasty or
rash. 1 was puzzled, and wanted to dismiss
the matter a little furtl•er but they didn't ;
anything. Those brothers are safe. Even
if I 1080 their 1111, or burn it, they are still
safe, because they eon stop payment, and
the Bank will make thein whole ; but mean.
so I took 1137 leave, feeling hurt and 110011• time, I've got to do a month's sull'ering
eel to be made the butt of what was appar- without wages 07 profit—unless I help win
eptly some kind of a practical joke, and yet
obliged to put up with it, not being in cir-
misstances to resent affronts from rich and
strong folk.
I would have picked up the pear, now,
and eaten it before all the world, but itvas
gone : so I had lost that by this unlucky
business, and the thought of it did notsoft•
en my feeling toward those mon. As soon
as I was out of sight of that house I opened
my envelope, and saw that it contained
that bot, whatever it may be, and get that
situation that I am promised. 1.0110701
like to get that; men of their sort have
situations' in their gift that are worth hay.
ing.
I got to thinking a good deal about that
situation, My hopes began to rise high.
Without detain, the salary would be large.
It would begin an a month ; after that I
ehould be all right. Pretty soon I was
feeling first rate. By thio time I was
easy of teems.. flee 11111411140 may involve
the invalid's removal to a long distance,
with inevitable exposures 10 harm by the
way, 111111 nn that 11ruotlnt alone a change of
141,0. When the clash slculd 00111e, he 1 climate may 1111 nlhpetlOtiOallle.
might somehow be able to save ole from
tots destruction ; I didn't know how, but
he alight think of way, maybe. .1 couldn't
Bettye sending 1,,101 home n Person In
delicate health, no natter what the disease,
friends should take careful recount of the
✓ enture 10 unbosom myself to hint at this,question how many of the comforts of home
tato date, a thing which I world have been the patient is likely to Innis in his new
quick to do in the beginning of this awful 1 quarters. If he is liable to be poorly lnokel
e l 1 1 nl s` k or in an wet'
O 11.00, of mina in London. I\ n, I nal in t 1 after, to become l o o .c , y y
venture it now ; 1 was in too deep ; that is, I trade unhappy he will probably be better
too deep for me to be risking revelations t0 oll'to remain where he is. There lie will be
so new 0, Emend, though not yet clear bo• at, least sure of goo:1 nursing, proper food
yond my depth, las / 1001ced at it. Bemuse, ' and cheerful surroundings,
you see, with all my borrowing, 1 was ]hit if lin is to stay 117 home, let every
carefully (keeping within my moans ---I mean care be ttt1On to matte the house, or that
within my salary. Of course I couldn't part of it which he occupies, conform as
1,',rnm what my salary was going to be, but nearly as possible, in cleanliness, airiness,
I hada good enough basis for en estimate evenness of temperature, to the Meal out•of-
in the fact that, if I won the bet, I was to door climate to which itis found impt'a0ti.
have ,Tole' of any situation In that rich old Cable to sent/ Klin. Itis one of the priuoi-
pal duties of a physician to instruot families
how to do this.
Itis encouraging em be assured, as we are,
that with sufficient coronet only may a con•
stumpt.ive be matte comfortable at home, but
the conditions for his recovery met% be kept
as favorable there as he could lhori) to find
them at many health resort.
Patients in the advanced stages of the
disease are always best at home.
gentleman's gift provided I was competent
Delves every- millionaire away (1'0111 tins —and I should certainly prove competent ;
pleee, because he can't toll a millionaire I hadn't any doubt about that. And as to
from a tramp, and never could. Alt, here's the bet, I wasn't worrying about that ;
the thing I'm after. Please get those things had always been lucky. 1\ow, my estimate
o%1', sir, and throw then/ in the fire. 7)o No
the favor to put 011 this 53(111 and this snit ;
it's ,just the tiring, the very thing—plain,
rich, modest, and 3001 ducally nobby ; made
to order for a foreign prince --you may
know him, sir, his Serene Highness the
Hosporlar of Halifax ; had to leave it with
es and take a mourning -suit beeanse his
mother was going to die—which she didn't,
But lust's all right ; we can't always have
things the way we—that is, the way they --
there ! trousers all right, they fit you 1.0 a
charm, sir; may the waustcoat; aha, right
again ! now the coat—lord 1 look at that,
now ! Perfect—the whole thing! I never
saw 811011 a triumph in all my experience."
I expressed my satisfaction,
stoney ! My npiuion of those people ehang• . tran :meg the streets again. The sight of
a tailor -shop gave me a sharp longing to
shad my rags, and to clothe myself decent•
ly 01100 11101'0. Could I afford it? No I had
nothing in the world but a million pounds.
So I forced myself tc go on by, But soon
I woe drifting back again. The temptation
persecuted me erueily. I nest have passed
that shop back and forth ale times during
that manful struggle. At last I gave in ;
I had to, I asked if they hod a misfit suit
that had been thrown on their hands. The
fellow I spoke to nodded his head toward
another fellow and gave the no answer. I
went to the indicated fellow, and he indi-
oated another fellow with ha head, and no
words. I went to him, and Ile said ;
" Tend to you presently."
I waited till he was done with what he
was at, then he took the into a back room,
and overhauled a pile of rejected suits,
and selected the rattiest one for ane. I put
it on. .31 didn't fit, and wasn't in any way
attractive, but it teee new, curl .I was ant•
ions to have it t so I didn't find any fault,
but said with some diffidence :
" It would be an accommodation to me
if you could watt some days for the money.
I haven't any small change about tee."
Tho fellow worked t1 a most earcastie
expression of countenance, and said
Oh, you haven't? Well, of course, I
didn't expect it. I'd only expect gentlemen
litre you to carry largo change."
I was nettled and said:
" 11y friend, you shouldn't judge a
Avenger by the clothes he wears. I an
qutte able to pay for this ,lit ; I simply
didn't wish to put you to ills trouble of
•wgin ; :t I • re note,"
ed, I can tell you 1 1 lost nota tnomeni,but
alloyed note awl money into 171y vest-pocket,
and broke for the nearest cheap eating -
house. \\'ell, how I raid eat ! When at
last 1 couldn't hold any more, I took out
my money and unfolded it, took one glimpse
and nearly fainted. Five millions of dol.
lays ! Why, It made my head swim.
I must have eat there stunned and blink-
ing at the note as ranch es a minute before
I came rightly to myself again. The first
thing I noticed, then, was the landlord,
His eye was on the note, and ho was petri.
fled. He was worshipping, with all his
body and soul, but ho looked as if he
eooldu't etir hand or foot. I took my cue
in a moment, and dirt the only rational thing
there was to do. I reached the note toward
him, and said carelessly
" (live nee the change, please,"
Then he was restored to his normal con.
,lition, and made a t110000nd apologies for
not being able to break the bill, and I
couldn't get hien to touch it. Ifo wanted
to look at it, and keep on looking at it; he
couldn't seem to get enough of it to quench
the thirst of his aye, but ho shrank from
touohing it as 11 11 had been something too
c
sacred for poor common clay to handle, I
said ;
" I an sorry if it is an ieconvenicnr,0, but
I must insist. ]'lease 0!110140 it 1 I haven't
anything else.''
But he eaid that. wasn't any matter ; he
who quite willing to let the than stand over
till another time, T said I might not he au
his neighborhood again for a good while ;
but he said it was of no eousrrgeenee, he
• 0,nici wait. and, moreover, I could have
anythaog wonted, amt' tin"' 1 chose, and Ile mlidlfied his style a little at that, and
let theaoc.unt 111(11" longaa 1 pleased. IIt
"Quite right, sir, quite right ; it'll do for
a makeshift, I'm bound to say. Iltit wait
till you see whet we'll get up for you on
you' OW11 measure. Come, Toil, book and
pen ; get at it. Length of leg, 30 "—and so
on, Before 1 could get fu a word he had
measured me, and was giving orders for
dressing -shits, morning -suits, shuts, and all
sorts of things, When I got a chance I
said :
But, my dear sir, I 517)1(11 give these
orders, unless you can wait indefinitely, or
change the bill."
"Indefinitely ! It's a weak word, sir, a
weak word. Eternally—(had'.+ the word,
sir. Tod, rush these things through, and
send them to the gentleman's address with.
out any waste of time. Let the minor cus-
tomers wait. Het down the gentleman's
address and—"
"I'm changing my- quarter's. I will drop
in and leave the (10W address."
"Quite right, sir, quite right. One mo-
ment—let me show you out, sir. There—
good day, sir, good day."
W1 ell, don't you see what was bound to
happen? I drifted naturally into buying
whatever I wanted, and asking for change,
Within a week I was sumptuously equipped
with all needful comforts and luxuries, and
was housed in an expensive private hotel in
Hanover Square. I took my dinners there,
hat for breakfast I stuck by Harris's humble
tooding-house, where I had got my first
meal on my ulillion•pound hill. I was the
making of Harris. The fact had gond all
abroad that the foreign crank who carried
!Millen -pound bills in his vest-pocket was
the patron saint of the place. That was
enough. From being a poor, struggling,
little (hand-to-mouth enterprise, it had ho -
001118 celebrated, and overcrowded with cus-
tomers, Harris was so grateful that he
forced loans upon ole, and would not be
denied ; and so, pauper as I was, I had
money to spend, and was living like the rich
and the great. I judged thee there was go.
ing to be a crash by and by, but I was in,
now, and must swim across or drown. You
see there was just that element of impend.
ing disaster to give a sertoas side, a sober
side, yes, a tragic side, to a state of things
which would otherwise have been purely
ridiculous, In the night, iu the dark, the
tragedy part was always to the front, and
always warning, always threatening ; and
so I moaned and tossed, and sleep %vas ham
to find. But in the cheerful daylight the
tragedy element faded out and disappeared,
and I walked on air, and was happy to
giddiness, to intoxication, ,you may say.
And it was natural ; for I had become one
of the ootorieties of the metropolis of the
world, and it turned my head, not just a
little, but a good deal. You could not take
up a newspaper, English, Scotch, or Irish,
without finding in it one or more references
to the "vest•pooket millio+•pounder" and
hie latest doings and sayings. At first, in
these mentions, I was at the bottom of the
pereoialgoesip column ; next, I was listed
above the knights, next above the baronets,
next above the barons, and so on, and so
on, climbing steadily, as illy notoriety aug-
mented, until I reached the highest altitude
possible, and there I remained, taking pre.
oedonce of all dukes mot royal, and of all
ecclesiastics except the primate of ail Eng.
land. But mind, this was not fame ; ea yet
I had achieved only notoriety. Then Came
the climaxing stroke—the accolade, so to
speak—which in a single instant tranamut
ed the perishable dress of notoriety into the
enduring gold of fame: "Punch" carica'
trred me 1 Yes, I was a made man 110W ;
my place was established. I might be
joked about still, but reverently, not hilari.
o,sly, not rudely ; I could be smiled at, but
not laughed at. The time for that had
gone by. "Punch" pictured me all a-rlut.
ter with rage, die ering with a beef -eater
for the Tower of London, Well, you can
imagine bow it was with a young fellow
who heal never been taken notice of before,
and now all of a sudden couldn't say a thing
that wasn't taken up and repeated every.
%where; couldn't star abroad without non•
saintly overhearing the remark flying from
lip top, "" There he goes ; that's him!"
couldn't take his breakfast without a crowd
to look on; couldn't appear an an opera.
box without concentrating there the fire of
a tho ,eatd lorgnettes. Why, 131151 079001
in glory all clay long—that is the amount of
it.
You know, I even kept, my old suit of
rags, and every new and then appeared in
them, 811 as to lave the old pleasure of buy-
ing trifles, end being insulted, and then
shooting the Yeoffer clear. with the million•
of the Salary was six hundred to a thousand
a year 1 say, six hundred for the first year;
anti so on up %0111' by year, till I struck the
upper figure by preyed merit. At present
1 was only in debt for my first year's salary,
Everybody had been trying to lend me
money, but 1 hal fought oft' the most of
them on one pretext or another ; so this in-
debtedness represented only :11:100 borl'uwed
money, the ether (7300 represented my keep
and my purchases. I believed my second
year's salary would carry me through the
rest of the month if .1 went on being oattious
and economical, and I intended to look
sharply out for that, 111% month ended,
my employer back from his Journey, I
should be all right once more, for I should
,4t ones divide the two yea's' salary among
my creditors by assignment, and get right
down to my work.
It was 0. lovely dinner -party of fourteen.
The Duke and Duchess of Shoreditch, and
their daughter the Lady Anne -Grace•
Eleanor- Celeste -an (Lace forth- de•Bohnn, the
Earl end Countess of Newgate, Viseouit
Cheapside, Lord and Lally Blatherskite
some untitled people of both sexes, the
minister and his wife and daughter, and this
daughter's visiting friend, au English girl
of twenty-two, named Portia Litegham,
whom 1 fell in lova with in two minutes,
and she with mo—I could see it without
glasses, ']'here was still another guest, an
American—but I am a little ahead of my
story. While the people were still in the
drawing -room, whetting up for dinner, and
coldly inspecting the late comers, the ser-
vant announced :
" Mr. Lloyd Hastings."
('r0 BE RONTI 0(').
Road Ilnprovetnent•
It is very gratifying to observe the great.
ly increased Interest and attention that is
being aroused.on general roatl•making. Al.
a large meeting of farmers the other day,
held at Tilsonburg, 700 men passeda resolu-
tion embodying a strong recommendation
for betterments In our highways. The di-
versity of opinion, however, on the way in
which the proposed improvements are to bo
eatried out is likely to retard the work.
The farmers do not appear to want to give
up the old statute labor system and the
most of the difficulty arises from the sup.
posed heavy commencement. Partnere
throughout the country do not wish to be
taxed at the rate of thousands of dollars a,
mile. If the thousands of Whiles of public
roads '11 the province are to bo improved at
this rale, it would incur a debt of several
millions. If only a very small portion
should be constructed at a time, the
benefit would hardly b° perceptible, for
the vehicles would still have to be
coestrtletod to adapt them to bad roads.
What is the trouble with exist-
ing sonde that make them so objectiotl-
able? They are many and formidable and
consist of ruts and mud during the wet sea•
son, loose and fixed stones in a dry time,
beside innumerable other imperieotio0s,
Yet these defeats are of a character which
may be greatly reduced, if not entirely
over coma Intelligent ditching aid need-
ful grading would reduce many of the ruts;
a moderate share of hard labor remold move
the loose and fixed stones, and the enact-
ment of a law requiring broad tires to all
!!mbar wagons, would soon effect a great
improvement. The expense of roiling the
surface by means of stem -driven oast -iron
rollers, would be obviated at little 01.• no
cost by the use of the broad tiros, which
would constantly roll the surface through-
out the entire season. The reduction of
taxation (on toll rotate, anyway), could be
employed as a strong incentive for their
general introduction.
A great diliiculty with many of the laws
which are enacted for effecting public Ina
provarnouts is that they are allowed to be-
come a dead letter, or at leash that the ex-
isting latus are not understood. For in.
8tanoe, township commits at the present
time have the power in Ontario of oommut'
ing the statue labor and raising the re.
quisito amount to keep up good roads by a
direct tat.
It is to be hoped that the present strong
feeling in favor of good , roads may bring
about an effectual change, and it would be
wise on the part of those who labor far im-
provement to l'egin with moderate claims.
Berne was not built in aday, and we should
not atm to reach the top of the ladder at a
single bound. It would be well instead of
trying to mako roads that would cost Saver•
al thousands of dollars a mile, to make the
best of what we have. The landowner
(''hose team now laboriously drags the load.
ed wagon through the mut or into deeply
cut rots, or over projooting steles, or up
steep grades, should very willingly enter
into a combination to eared those evils ea
far as they can be accomplished practicably,
All the rondo could thus be benefited, while
of the heavily subsidized roads only a
small portion could he conetrueted, leaving
tho great multtitudeas bad tie before, Any-
way Int the statute labor system bo abolish.
ed, and this probably ns the keynote ,to
betterments in our 0000lry roads,
(;%test --"What pro0antions have yeti here
in rase of lire?" Boots—c.” Wo have lite.
pound oil/. But 1 e 111)011 hoop that a p, e;. upas from every door. All you have to
The ilhtsu.ltra j,apars tnumlP 11111, outfit so do is t0 ,0011,0 your way to our of them and
familiar that when 'I went out in it I was fall 01L"
Medical Fads.
There have been many medical lads, some
of which have been almost funny 10 any one
who looks at thein scientifically, tvh ile others
have had vitality enough to retain a place,
shorn,lowever, of the vogue 111ey once bad,
The latter aro in the majority, for the greater
number of these farts have really had some
good in them, and have been most exeelleat
for some cinsaases. About the first medical
fad 101111 remember was tho water mire. I
have never personally gone through nor
seen this treatment, but 1 know it from my
reading. The ]patients who went to the
water -cure establishments were obliged to
live the most absolutely regular and simple
lives. They took plenty of sleep, lots of
exercise ; they lived on the simplest but
very nutritious food ; they were forced to so
exist MS to give the reonperativo powers of
nate'° the fullest opportunity. Naturally,
those who were worn out by work 01' the
demands of society, whose digestions were
ruined by rich food who had, in short, liver/
in doliance of every law of hygiene, derived
great relief and permanent benefit. True,
the health conditions of the life were ac-
companied for the patients by an everlast-
ing rotund of washing themselves in various
ways, and means %veto taken to stimulate
the excretory glands of the skin to the ut-
most through the use of the wet packs.
Cleanliness is oertainly good, and the latter
helped nature to rid the body of the waste.
As for the rest of the water treatment, the
• douches, the bathe, the massage that ac-
companied them—no harm was done by
them as a general rule. The real value of
the hydropathic treatnlentisnow thorough-
ly recognized ; it is capitally well designed
to give a person a chance to rest and to build
himself up ; then, too, it is a stimulant and
tonic to the nervous system, bet itis not
the cure-all of disease it was once believed
Lo h°, It /vas, of cmu:ae, run into the To Parallel the Oanadian PROM°.
ground ; patients went to the establishments A 'Winnipeg telegram to the New York
Sunsays: —The chief topic here is a pro-
posed new road between Winnipeg 011
Lake Superior, paralleling tin° Canadian
Pacific, len interested say they have
S8,1)00,000 of Nett• York capital ready to
buill the line, and that all they want is ;t
guarantee of the local Government to goon
with the work, A strong deputation of
citizens waited of the (iovernmeut to urgo
that body to calla special meeting of the
Legislature and pass the aid asked. The
scheme was fully outlined by which the
promoters propose giving to this province
another competing lino to l'ort Arthur and
Duluth, The intention as stated, is to rut
theproposed lino from Winnipeg smith 01
the Canadian Pacific, tapping the Rainy
laver country, and through to Port Arthur,
a distance of between 401) and 500 miles. It
is proposed to Maize either the Manitoba
Southeastern 01' \\'ineipeg Southwestern
charters through the province to the Lake
of the Woods, and also to utilize the charter
of a company which has power to rut
through the Rainy Rivet: country till the
Port Arthur, Duluth and Western is reaclh-
ed. The new company has made arrange.
;tents for running over the latter line to
Port Arthur. The connection with the
Port Arthur and Dulnti Railway will
shortly be completed to the Zenith City,
and running power will be secured over
this line for the entire length of the system
Tho oompany assts the Government for a
cash bonus of $450,000 'on 110 miles—a rate
of (14,000 per mile, It does not ask for the
payment of this amount until after the com-
pletion of the line in 119.3, The company
will outer• into bond with the Government of
Manitoba, to reduce present pram rates 311
cents per bushel between Winnipeg and
Lake Superior. After hearing Mr. Ewarb
and other members of the deputation, the
Premier assured 1111 gentlemen that their
request would ba taken into eonsidc.atioa
at the first Cabinet meeting.
What is Malaria
'1'1,01.• i, 1aaaale u, 1l a!i:„l question n
eetial 1111p1n 1.111.' 1' w'lllr'II has l„'„li more pa-
tiently ,lr+eus'l 1 and studied, in relation to
which t /,ere.• 1111 remains s0 great a diversity
of ;pollen. 'the 14111;1111; 11111001 recently
1(101ttltrd ,L ('0111111!ssa;n Of inquiry for the
purpose of drte rminiug the nature of the s,,.
ea11e•,1 malarial fever in tropical Africa, Tho
111111,111-1111 arrived u1. was that malarial fev-
er is 11:0 result of an animal parasite iava,l.
1ng the body, trod devel,pieg in the blood.
Eminent physician: u1. nutlet., Italy, India,
and Amortoa, have 11171i701 uta similar cola
elusion respettilig the m011111al disease',
which prevail in the eouutrios meutinned.
Nevertheless, there are medical authorities
of equal eminence who still maintain that In
any intet•oiitteut fever, as in various forma
of malarial disease, there is no parasitic 1n -
Notion of any sort, but that the disease is
*limply the result of errors In personal ht'•
gime or 1110 effeet.0 of chill. The investig,-
floe of the subject is still being carried .10
by eminent men tin various parts of the
world, and it is hoped that before nota%
years the question will be definitely and sat-
isfactorily settled.
A Man -Ser'vant's Revon,o.
A Naples correspondent writes :--•A ter-
rible double murder has been committed at
a villa in the neighbourhood of Naplea. It
was inhabited by the Countess (llntstrelli,
who 1s the widow ofa senator, and has been
ill for some tittle. She had 1010 111011 801 •
('auto, named Luigi and Giuseppe, to the
former of whom she had lately lent 0. 0011-
siderable sem of money, thus arousing the
jealousy of Ills companion. ']'heir frequent
quarrels et last determined tho Countess to
dismiss Luigi frau, lar sert•iee with it gift of
another hundred francs. From that n o-
nlent Luigi and his wife entertained a
bitter hatred of Giuseppe, whom they con-
sidered to be the reason of their dismissal.
Meanwhile, the Countess engaged a younger
brother of Giuseppe, named Augt'Io, mrd
the two tools It in turns to sit up at night,
lost the sick Countess should bo in aced of
anything. The dismissect Luigi knew of
this habit, and hid himself in the garden at
the door of the villa until Itis enemy Giu-
soppe should come out. Al midnight 11iu-
seppo opened the door and [salted
forth. At 01100 Luigi was upon Mtn,
and stabbed him mortally in the
throat. Giuseppe turned once round,
stepped into the passage of the house,
breaking a pane in the glass door as he did
so, anti fell dead. At the noise his brother
Angelo, who had lighted hint to the door,
and was still in the passage, ran forward to
help him, but the assassin Luigi met hint,
stabbed hint in the body, and fled' The
porter at the lodge of the garden, by 11,13
time aroused by the cry uttered by Angulo
as he was etrnok, rushed up to the door.
Angelo cried mit—” I am killed. My
brother is dead. It was Luigi that did it 1'
anti staggered back into a neighboring 00011
where lie fell on his face and diad. The
Countess's chambermaid now arrived on the
scene, and wishing to spare the sick Coun-
tess the knowledge of the atrocious fact,
told the porter to run to the oarabineee
barracks at Capodimonto and report the
murder. The authorities soon arrived, and
constables were sent to the house of Luigi,
in a village not far o0'. They touud him on
the point of undressing aol going to bed
On being interrogated, he pretended the
greatest ignorance and amazement, but was
at once taken into custody.
whose cases were far beyond the treatment
of rest, execrate° and plain fowl, and so it
fell into disrepute by failure. Yet in some
cases it is as valuable today as ever.—
[North Aulat•ioau Review.
Cholera in the Spring.
It is by no means the part of the public
press to assist in the circulation of a scare.
Responsible journals are ever unready to
give utterance to alarmist rumors, especially
when they refer to so serious a quotation as
that of the health of the community,
It is quite n dlfterent thing, however,
to ec411 attentitn to a timely warning
when it proceeds from high scientific quar-
ters, and it would, in fact, bo a source of
danger if steal admonitions were disregard-
ed, The London. Lancet, of course from
the English standpoint, takes a grave view
of the prospects of a renewed cholera out-
break in the spring, In the history of the
disease it is a wolhkuown feet that it often
slumbers during the winter months only to
break out afresh at the approach of warmer
weather, and though there is good reason to
believe that the scourge has bean allayed,
there is not the less uoeessity to make pro.
vision against it8 possible reappearance.
The medical paper relics upon sanitary
precautions as 001' first line of delenoe
against the incursion of the disease. Iiad
auoh been observed at Hamburg before the
enemy encored its gates there would have
been a less terrible talo of mortality to
record. The lesson has still to be learned,
and our contemporary advises a house.to
horse inspection by the sanitary authorities,
so that in good time our dwellings may bo
set au order at hotno. If, remarks Tho Leu.
oet, all householders would try the experi-
ment of mixing some oil of peppermint with
a bucketful of warm water, and pouring it
into rho topmost receptacle in their houses,
and then noticing the odor elsewhere, "an
appallingnumber of houses would bo found
to have leaking drains. " The experiment
18 a simple one, and plight bo tried at the
slightest. Now is the time to correct all
defeats, and the tenant has a right to compel
his landlord to execute all no0eSsary repairs.
If the truth were ittnown, probably half the
eicknoss from whiolt the populations of
large towns suffer is attributable to im•
perfect drainage. It is suggested that
legialativo interference of a drastiooharaotor
may before long become neoes0nry, brit in
the meattitne it is the duty of every citizen
to provide for his own security, and the
advice 10 tendered ata timely moment.
How to Cure Obesity,
The most recent, and we believe the most
practical and succoseful, method of treating
obesity, consists in limiting the potion -It to
a single article of diet, No great impor-
tance is attached to the kind of food taken,
the virtue of the method consisting in the
fact that if obliged to subsist upon a single
article of dint, die appetite soon diminishes
to smelt tin extent that only tic allmnit of
luod111050sery to prevent starvtitiro nae be
tolerated by the patient, and thus the e1'•
cinmaii0n of sa.rpl00 materiel is 1111wu
Serious Floods rn Hungary.
The rapid riso of the Danube is causing
sorions floods at many point:: along its course
At Gorgely, a village 01 80100 1000 inhabit.
ants near Poke, and about sixty miles south
of Bll lapest, the rush of water was so sud-
den that the whole place Was flooded in a few
minutoo. The inhabitants, W110 mostly
livo 10 unsubstantial straw -thatched cot•
togas, fled for refuge to the church and
the sollool, the only two stens buildings in
the village, but those also wore soon inun-
dated. Before long every house in the
place was deep under water. Many of the
inhabitants were drowned, amongst those
who lost their lives being a mother and her
five ohildren. Another woman Was proms.
terely confined, and died shortly afterwards,
together with the child, A peasant watt
also struck with apoplexy. All the surely-
ors of Gorgely fled to Paks. The Danube is
niy more than 0131 above its • usual /'vol.
Six hundred people are still in imminent
danger,
aro-
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Leek (who has c11 "understanding,' with
Clara s slat 11 --"Clara I . cannot. But I
will a callacY ile a bt)therdu•htw to you."'
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