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BEYOND RECP.I,L.
CHAPTER XIX.
A coast's OP .°anal'8,
"I've seen eel like this before, Sim,"
Maid the old warder to his urate, when they
led me bank in speechless madness to my
cell. " Leave hfm to himself, poor beggar ;
he'll come round when the fit's over,"
Be was right. When the paroxyere had
'taken its course, I sank down like one ex-
hausted in the darkest corner like a beast
beaten and tortured to the last stage of en-
durance. I lived ; there seemed little other
difference between hie and the bricks and
stones against which I lay huddled up. My
first feeling of returning animation was a
sense of hunger—not physical lunger, buta
spiritual craving for that which was as nec-
eseary to my existeuce as bread to for
starving victim of famine—every way as
strong, as urgent, as maddening. I must
have vengeance, or lose what vestige of
reason remained. What was not to be ob-
tained by force must be got by stratagem ;
that was suggested by the subtle cunning
which took the place of wild fury. There
is a certain method in every case of mad.
Hess.
I was sufficiently self possessed now to
look at my position calmly; to reason upon
it, as it seemed to me, justly and even gen-
oroasly.
This is wrong, ' I argued with myself.
"Nothing in nature can exist contrary to
the laws of right and reason. It is against
the will of Good and man that the guilty
should enjoy bhe fruits of their orime while
their victims rot in unmerited misery. An
end must come to that: justice must triumph.
My wife has done nue the foulest wrong that
ever one human creature inflicted upon en -
other. It would have been a guiltless act
in comparieon to have thrust a knife into
hey heart as she bent over me that night.
Never mind that. How do we stand now ?
She has suffered through my folly: I have
suffered through her fault. Every day adds
to the sum of my misery : every day dtnmin-
ishes her suffering. That's not fair. If we go
on that way the balance of misery will ne
all on my side, It's time to clear orf the old
scores. If I take her life and my own at
the same time, end by the same blow if pos-
sible, there'll be an end to the whole
wretched business. Never mind if I ane still
a loser on the transaction: we shall be
equal when wo lie side by side—dead. Life
is not a farce—not a drama, even for no ;
it's a grim tragedy, and that is how it must
end.
How shall I do it? Easily enough with
the first weapon to hand when I come within
arm's reach of her treacherous, faithless
heart. Weapons ! aly naked hands will
serve well enough to destroy her. It was
Providence that glued my tongue to my
palate when I tried to denounce my wife
before the old vicar audthe warders. Mere•
ly to publish her infamy would be a pitiful
and mean vengeance, out of all proportion
and harmony with her colossal guilt. Be-
sides, who would believe the word of
a convict against her whose looks are
all innocence. The fellow's a maniac,
they would say. In that way I should
defeat my own purpose. Sevenoaks, Kent
that's where they live—she and the man
who helped to get rid of me. Oh, he may
live ; there are scoundrels as bad here, and
it isn't him whom I loved and trusted.
How am I to get there—how to escape from
this place? That's the question . Not by
heedless force. I must avoid the folly of
such an attempt. I must keep my temper
under control—not dwell too much on the
delight of vengeance until itis quite within
my reach. They must suspect nothing if I
am to hood -wink them here. Thank Heaven
again for choking down the words that
would have betrayed me 1 I must keep my
strength up : feed well, sleep well, go on
with my work day by day in the same way
as before, keeping the chaplain and every
one else in the dark while I watch and
watch for the opportunity which Providence
must surely offer for the accomplishment
of justice that is more that human. I am
but an instrument in the divine hand."
With this knew incentive I picked my.
self up from the ground as I heard the or-
derlies coming down the corridor with the
tea. The warder found me washing my
face.
" Well, do you feel a bit better now?" he
asked.
"Yes, sir ; Pin all right again now. I was
a bit upset, not having seen a friend for
getting on for five years."
"I said so. I ain't been here thirteen years
without learning something of human na-
ture. Told the governor he needn't feel anx-
ious about you.
" No, sir ; please tell hits, with my
respects, that I am much obliged for bis
consideration, and that I shall be glad to
go out just the same as ever to -morrow
morning."
The next morning I went with the gang
down to the fields, and•there something oc-
curred which to my excited imagination
seeined nothing less than a Divine inter-
position.
We were clearing the potato plantation,
which lay on the very outskirts of the culti-
vated land. In one corner was a great bon-
fire that had been burning for a week, and
close byita stack of potato haulm and neb-
bish carted from a newly tilled patch of
moorland for consumption. Two men had
been occupied for four days in feeding the
fire and stacking the rubbish as it came up.
It was an envied employment, for the men
at this work could talk together to their
heart's content. Now, whether the warder
saspeeted that these two men meant mis-
chief or not I can't say ; bub when we got
on to the ground he called one of then bade
as they were going off to the fire, and,
nodding to me, said—
" You can have a tura at that job to -day,
as you're net over strong: a day's digging
will do you good, Cowen."
Cowan looked at me as if he wished mo
dead, and turned away muttering to him-
self.
I joiner. the other man, whose name was
Tilly, a comer, and wo set to work, the
warder h vi"g given directions as to what
emelt was to do, For half an hour after he
was gone he worked in silence—Tilly look-
ing only less displeased with the change of
mate than Cowan, 0uoo or twice I caught
him looking ab me with doubt and barleos•
ion on his fano, At length, when our eyes
again met, lie satd, is the undertone habit-
ual to convicts.
"Have you got such a thing as a heart
in your body mate?"
"What's that to you?" Tasked,
"If you had you could help a poor fallow
what's got a wife anti children hard tip for
the wants of him," While 1 was digeseing
this hint he went to the heap for a shovel-
ful of rubbish.
"And if you hadn't," he added, coming
hack to my side, " you might stend se chance
of helpingyourseif."
Whet d o you mean ?"
"No splitting. You know bow a split•
er gels rounded en hero, first or last.
"I know. No one ever knew me tosnWe.
I'm not a fool. Say what sots like, or bold
your tongue, it': all one to 15)5.
THE BRUSSELS POST. DEC. 9, 1802.
He fetched another shovel of rubbish, and,
having given me another searching look, be
said—
" If Cowan hadn't been took off, either
him or me would have been a free man to-
night. One can't get away without the
other."
"Are both to nsoapo together ?"
" No ; one must help the other and stay
behind. That's why I ask if you've got a
heart in your body.'
I've got a heart but I'd glee every drop of
blood that's in it to be free for forty-eight
hours," said 1, &erectly.
"You can t get away unless I show you
how ; so you might help a poor fellow and
be none the worse off for it ;" and then he
mala an appeal on behalf of his wife and
olildren that might under other conditions
have led mo to help him. But I had no
feeling of tenderness. I was impressed with
a belief that providence had put an oppor-
tunity in my way that 1 must use to my own
ends,
" No," said 1; "I won't make a hand
stir to save you unless I have an equal ohaneo
of escape,"
Well I'm game to leave it to ohaneo,"
said he, "same as Cowen and me went,
though he's been helping at the job for four
days, and you've done nothing. We'll draw
lots who's to get away."
"Right," said I, eagerly. "And if
Heaven's hand is in this I shall win," I add.
ed to myself, with the conviction that I
should succeed.
" First of all, we bind ourselves by all
that's square to abide faithfully by the oast.
The one who loses to do as much for the
other as if it was for Itis own self."
"I agree to that,"
" Then presently when 1've gone to the
top of the heap to show myself, and see old
Graves !nor none of the guard is about, we'll
draw our lots."
A shifty look in his eye lad me to suspecb
that if he lost he might suggest some impos•
sible scheme for me to attempt, reserving
Ids own for another occasion. I was already
too canning to be outwitted by another's
subtlety.
" You'll have to show me how the thing's
to be done before we draw lots," said I.
" Curse your suspicions," growled he,
savagely ; ' I've a good mind to give it
yen.
He went off, and for a time left me in fear.
fel doubt whether he wound not abandon
the scheme; but presently, to my intense
relief, J. saw him scramble up the heap and
glance all around as he forked the rubbish
down,
' It's no good falling out," he said, more
cheerfully, when be cams back ; " the
chance might never come again. Graves may
take me off to•inorrow. Look about you,
mate, and tell me if you can see any sign of
a hole long enough for a cove to lay himself
down in,'
I worked my way round the fire, shovel-
ling the stuff on and patting it down, all
the while searching the ground round about
for the sign of any hole or displacement of
earbh.
" No," said I, Doming bank to Tilly ; " I
tan see no hole,"
"There is one, though, not six foot from
where you're standing. And a nice old job
we've had to get the earth out and fill up
the place with tater tops, and we shouldn't
a' done it never if the wind hadn't been a
blowing down so as we could work in the
smoke. See that bit o' red brick over
there ?"
Yes,"
" Go over there and make pretend to be
scraping the bits together; drive your fork
down close to the brink, and you'll feel the
tater tops underneath,"
I did as he bade me. Standing with one
foot beside the brick, I could neither Bee
nor feel any difference between the earth
there and the surrounding ground ; but when
I thrust my fork in, I perceived that Tilly
had told the truth. With a look ands nod
I expressed my satisfaction on back.
" We'll bank the fire in before going up
for dinner, and when we conte back we'll
open a vent on this side. I've got a bit o'
damp stuff !lankly, to clap ou, that'll make
a rare smother; then if the wind'll only
blow this way getting on for dark, we'll get
out the tater tops, and one of us'11 gob in for
the other to kiver over nice and comfortable
in a jiffy. With a bit of green over your
head you can breathe pretty well. I've tried
it. Now For the draw.
With the next forkful of rubbish he
brought back two square piecesof palter ;
both exactly the saute size, about an such
square. One was marked with "0" and
the other with "T."
" Poor old Cowan, He'd gob everything
ready, he had. This is Ins bit of paper
what he was to try his luck on. Here's his
letter, and this here's mine. You take
his'n."
He gave me the paper marked "0,"stuck
his fork in the ground, and havinggathered
some rubbish up in his arms and thrown it
on the heap, came beck to me.
"Now, then, look sharp," said he, " put
your ,aper alongside mine—on the handle
here:
I laid my paper beside his, on the top of
the fork handle,
" Come close beside me," said he, "Give
me your hand, and swear to act square by
me as I swear to act square by you."
I took the oath, ]folding his hand.
"Now turn round, and when I say three,
blow with me, and the paper as goes furthest
from the fork ie the winner, and !'other is
the loser.
We turned ; he counted " one, two,
three," and we blew. It mems ludloross
enough now, hub then tie fever of hope and
dread brought out drops of sweet on our
faeee.
The papers fluttered in the air and fell
within a foot of the ground. The breeze
caught up mine and swept it a couple of
yards beyond the other.
You've won, matey, said Tilly, in a
tone of deep dejection. " I don't bear yon
no ill will, but God help my wife and Ririe,"
CHAPTER XX.
BURIED ALIVE.
As I ate my dinner, I had time to refloat
upon the hazardous undertaking before me.
I know dant I must be for hours buried
alive ; that when I broke out of my grave
in the night, I must matte my way across
the wild moor, eluding the men sent out in
pursuit ; and that before I dared to von.
Wire near a taws, 1 must procure some sort
of costume to conceal my prlaan dress. The
scheme was desperate enough to daunt, in
ha very inception, any ono but a convict or
a madman, It had no terrors for Inc, I
could not oven ,impbt the inane, believing, es
1 did, that I was the chosen instrument for
the exentiou of a Divine vengeeseo,
" if the wind don't change, it's all up,"
said Tilly, when we were none agars,
"with the smoko 0 blowing that way the
can never open the ground, lot alone lay
yen n, and cover you up, without being
spotted."
'" If it isn't for to -day, it's foe to -morrow,"
1 replied, calmly,
'"Snpposin' the wind's contrary to
morrow, or suppose old Graves jobs you off
a digglse , how then, matey ?"
"I shall escape all tiro same," said I, "Do
you drink Cowan was ivapired with the
idea of making that pit for nothing? Do
you believe he was called away for Wei hing,
15 ie nothing that Graves singled ole out to
take his place—nothing that the same breath
of wind carried my piece of papas further
than yours?"
"',Well,"replied TIlly ;" your questions
is periLplesicing, but 1'11 answer for 1t, Owen
wouldn't have boon inspired to make !bat
pit if he'd ti guessed he was serapin' it out
for you, As for old Graves calling him off
for nothing, and putting of you. in his place,
all Ioan say is I hopes Cowan won'b take
it nasty end blow on us, With regard to
the breeze a oarryin' your lot furder than
mine, the on'y remark I've got to stake is
dam the breeze!"
We worked for some time in silence, and
then, after eyeing me curiously, he said—
" I've beau thinking over your argument,
nate. It do seem curious that things should
turn out one way when they might Peet as
easy tarn out another, Are yea a religious
cove ?"
' I believe in a just God," said I, with a
strange feeling of exultation.
" Ah, that's it 1 I knew a man who got
on wonderful just because he got what he
called faith ; and he didn't have to work
hard, nor pick pockets, nor nothing. There
must be something in it ; still," said be,
rubbing his stubby chin, and looking up at
the smoke, " I should feel more oonfident
like if the wind would change a bit.
It ,won't be amiss, neither, to keep
on banking up tine fire !'other side
Again wo worked for some time without
speaking.
"1 say, of you're a real religions sort of
covey," he said, breaking the silence, "and
if you could allow that 1 ve got some kind
of hand is getting you off, you might give
my poor old woman a bit of a help when
you're safe and comfortable."
I reflected for a moment, and recollect-
ing the money Mr. Renshaw held at may
disposal I promised I would help his wife if
he told me where to find her.
"I'll tell yon where to find her for cer-
tain," said he. "But, first of all, let me
know what you intend to do. If you get
there in the dark, which way shall you go?'
"I shall trust to the guidance of Provi
dente," said I.
"For a change of togs and a bit of ready
money and everything?" his eyes growing
round with wonder.
I nodded.
"It's slicker !" he said, giving up the mys-
tery of faith with a shake of his head.
"However, if it don't go against your prin.
oiples, you'd better keep in a straight line
with the run of the $ighStreet;keep on goin'
right over the hollow, ever so far, till you
oome to a brook ; and when you coma to
that brook, take and turn to your Left hand,
and go on and on along that running water
till you reach a bit of a bridge made of wood.
Standing on that bridge, if there's any light
at all, you'll see a sort of a cottage by the
side of the road leading to the bridge, which
might have been a turnpike house once on
a time. Most likely there'll be a nigghblight
burning in one of the windows that will
tell von for sure that there's no mistake.
You knock three good raps at the door, and
when you hear a voice say, ' who's there ?'
say this, 'It's me, Jack Tilly.' Then the
door will be opened, and a woman will let
you in. That woman is my wife, and she'll
take mere of you for my sake, bless her
heart."
His eyes filled with tears.
"I can't help it," said he, dashing his
cuff up to his face and stamping his heavy
foot. "I thought to hear her voice and see
the little ones."
" We've been hopiu' andhopin' and look.
ingforrarde to it solong," he oontinued,pree.
eptly. "The old woman managed to put
by a bit of money out of her earnings, and
when she thought she'd got enough, she
left London and took this bit of a house,
laying up things for me against the
time 1 should get away ; but her money's
all gone, pretty nigh, and she must go back
to London, and there's au end to all our
hopes of meeting, unless you give her a bit
of help to keep her and the kids alive until
another chance -turns up. It's all her in.
vontion, and her 'as kept mo hopin' to got
away. She knew I could never get off the
moor without togs and a bit of money; and
I'll tell you how she managed to let me
know without getting her letters stoPped by
the governor. She's a scholar, you know;
a regular first -close scholar, as writes like a
dictionary. Well, I couldn't snake it out
at fast, ]tow she cane bo write so badly, and
spell her words wrong, till I found out one
day that every letter as wasn't square
spelling went to make up the words she mad
to tell me secretly. There's for you 1 When
I tumbled to it, 1 took to spelling bad my-
self, and that way we've kept up a regular
conversation unbeknown to any one. God
knows when I shall get another chance of
cutting away, and then perhaps Providence
will send some other cove to profit by it.
However, matey, I won't grudge you your
good fortune if you do a good turn for the
mteaus. °
Our shadows grew hanger and longer. Ab
length Tilly passing me with his fork, said,
with ill -concealed sarcasm, "If the wind
don't change pretby quick, you'll have to
make up your mind as Providence don't
mean you to hook it to -day."
Ab that very momenb the column of
smoke swirled round and enveloped us. We
got nub of it, rubbing our smarting ayes,
and Tilly choking with the pungent, acrid
fu S es that had got clown his throat.
To me this was nothing short of a Divine
demonstration. I think bite effect upon Til-
ly was scarcely less uonvin ing.
"There mase be something in ib," he said
again, gasping for breathg_. " it's a warning
if ever there was one, Well, now for it,
anyways. Cone en, matey."
He made his weyiindo bho cloud of smoke
bending down close to the ground. I fol.
lowed °lose at his heels,
"Iles" wo are," he said through his
closed lips as he came to a stop ; "'stick
your hands in down there, and lay hold of
the snuff in a lump."
I plunged my hands through the loose
earth, and laid hold of the roll of closely
matted haulm. N ith one or two vigorous
jerks wo scattered elide the overlying earth,
and then a strong and long pull brought up
the roll
"Beck 10 the doe out of this 1 Pin a
bead lie"
His £eco was purple through holding his
breath so long when wo mob on the side op-
posite the smoke.
I couldn't have stood 10 another minute
Without bnrebhi , maid he ; end it won't
be amiss to shote ourselves, When you ere
me go clown off the tap of the heap, you pat
your way round the fire into the smoke, and
melte for the hole again. This wind wont
he'd on forever."
1 obeyed his instrnetinns, and ranee more
we met in tine smoke beside Lino long that.
low pit.
s1
In yougo,euro and good luck to
I Y Y,
yon," said he; the wind's balding,"
I bhrew niyeelf in the (tole and stretched
myself one full length on my fano. Tilly
stuffed a lump of haulm aboetmy head, and
with furious haste shovelled the loose earth
upon ins,
" Lord help us, the smoke's going I" T
heard him !nutter. "Don't stir, Time
enough when we're sawn. It's all rigitb;
the amolre's hanging on the ground, and
rolling over towards old (leaves, 1 nusb
stamp it down a bit. Never mind if it
hurts a bit. ilia words grew fainter and
fainter as the earth closed c niekerand deep.
er over inn, The last words I distinguished
were, "Don't forgeb the missus and the
youngsters ; be good to 'cue." But 1 heard
the grating of the shovel above still a little
longer ; then that ceased,
' He has gone bads to the fire," thought
1. `fro are much of a size, he and 1; by
allowing himself first in one plane, then soon
after in another, which le easy euongh with
bhe smoke about, no ono'tvill suspoet that
one of the two men Is gone. He will do
that, wibhont doubt, for the love of his wife
and children. Poor wretch! he would give
anything to be lying here in my place, but
what would I give—my ohanoe of liberty,
my life—all, to change places with him in
the love of one good woman? What a con-
trast between ns; he longing for escape to
help the woman whose love for him is pure
end noble ; I, to take the life of one who is
steeped to the lips in infamy. How shall I
do it? I must hide in that cottage till my
hair is grown, and the prison look is worn
off from m face • then I mush go
to Seveuoaks and find her out, But hw
shall I ]rill her? I need not trouble my head
about that. Tltot power that is leading me
to her will put the means in my way. It is
decreed; who can avert the blow ? There's
the shovel ab wore again ; the wind has
blown the smoke over me. It would seem
marvelous this combination of helpful oir•'
onmitances if one had no faith but in aced.
dont,
I felt that the earth was being stamped
down upon my body. I could not move a
muscle; ft seemed as if I were encased in
solid concrete. livery minute respiration
was becoming more difficult, With each
breath a ton of earth loomed added to the
weight upon my loins and shoulders,
" You're all right?" asked Tilly, his voice
sounding far away.
" Yes," I answered with as much force as
I could muster.
The sense of suffocation—a terror to think
of now—have me no moral uneasiness then,
The physical pain was nothing to nee ; I
knew that Providence would enable tea to
live it out.
Gradually these pains gave place to a
numbness in the lower extremities, as if
death were stealing upon tee, but the suffer-
ing from fullness in my head and chest was
unabated. I tasted blood in my mouth ;
my lips wore wet with it.
1 was losing consciousness, when, above
the gushing and throbbing of the blood in
my ears, I distinguished the hurried tramp
of feet above and tate report of two shots
fired in succession.
" They have found out my escape,"
thought I. " Thank God, one stage in this
ordeal is peat."
I had no knowledge of how long I had
been lying there. If these men had been
mustered for return to prison when my ab -
sense was discovered, thou it must be
nearly five. How long must I lie now be.
fore it would be dark enough to break outs
How could I tell? How could I measure
time when every minute must seen an !roar ?
Then the terrible question came to mind
shall 1 have the force to stove when 1 darn
to venture ? All feeling was gone from my
limbs ; they might be dead and powerless.
Could I exist till Tilly came the next morn-
ing to find the ground as he lefs it ? Would
he nob find me dead? Could I endure this
suffocation even an hour longer? Must not
a vessel burst? As my faith bogey to
waver my torture increased, Dread of some
physical agony beyond any I had yet en-
dured began to madden tee.
What were they doing above there ? At
one moment I heard the sound of shovels
scraping the ground. Had Cowen, learning
my escape and seeing no further hope for
himself, told of tine means by which I had ob-
tained concealment? Were the men enroll-
ing the ground for me ? Was 1 being dug
out like a ferret? A moment later I felt
the heavy thud of earbh being thrown
down ; I felt it strike the ground over my
ohesb : it was like a rib being driven into
my lungs. Then I could no longer draw
breath. What had happened? Wore they
burying nee deeper and deeper, rendering
escape impossible ?
With less faith in mire ales, Tilly had
thrust a piece of wood through the ground
into the haulm which eurrouuded my head;
this he carefully withdrew now, leaving a
channel for the entrance of air. Neverthe-
less, the pain of breathing increased • my
face, my tongue, my nook swelled as 11 the
vessels trust break with the blood, forced
upwards from my constricted limbs and
body. Then a terrible cramp seized my
feet and crept slowly upwards. It was as
if my tendons were being dragged from the
muscles. My fingers began to tingle, as if
they were being powerfully galvanised ; and
then the same tearing of nerve and tendon
spread up my arms, Without that strange
semi-relfgioua confidence in Divine grace
the torture would have been unendurable,
and 1 must have buret out of the grave in
which I lay buried.
With tbo mnvuleive efforb of a man at
the point of existence, blind now to the eon-
sequences,
oysequences, unconscious of the thing I did,
my limbo contracted violently, and I heaved
my shoulders up.
Oh, that first gasp of air 1 I can give no
idea of its effecb upon me, for every form of
physical relief is inadequate to describe it
by comparison. Whether 1 was safe from
discovery, or whether I had betrayed my.
self, was, at the time, a matter of indiffer•
once ; it was enough to feel that I breathed
again.
But presently Inoticed that the sound of
falling earth still ccntinuod ; that showed I
heel not been discovered. "How lait,"lasked
myself, "that though tlsab terrible weight
is removed from my body, and my head is
comparatively Froe, I can see notbieg ?"
Using my numbed Iambs little by little as
they regainer! strength, I raised my body
high. Still all was clack. I raised my arms
cautiously, and found that I was covered
with dry potato haulm. Then the mystery
was explained.
The guard, suspecting I had concealed
myself in the rubbish heap, were pulling it
down and stacking it iu a fresh plane,
and the lighter stuff had been thrown over
the very spot where 5 ley buried,
('s0 mss OMIVttian, )
When Philippa Faweett, the bright Eng.
lisp girl who ranked ste Cambridge "above
the setter wrangler ,"was six years old, she
was sem ttoher grandmother's in the country.
One day, when the had been playing with
n Drying doll as though it were alive, her
grandmother sand! "Philippa, yourdell
gives you a groat deal of bioulsle, Sh h.
hell 1" said the olsfid, "It has been the ob.
jean of my life to keep her from knowing
that she is a doll I" -
'YOUNG FOLKS.
Not .d True Story
Tiloro le a funny little girl, who reads me overs
day
The moat surprising travels :frost a volume
worn and grey
In landsd wigo rerose trs nl000tnlceysbuy and sell, and talk,
an
And thorn me bons, numerous as tushes in a
pool.
Anddreadfulsavage mon whobuild greet antes
out of bones,
And dwarfs, whose woods aro bits of moss,
their mountains pobble•sbonea,
But the book in which the rude about those
br'avellors of renown
Is the Family Receipt Book, and she holds it
upside down,.
The Pumpkin•Pie Tree.
At:sxs c:bRR SAun.
Little Juan and Juanita 1'ettiboos stood
in front of the farmhouse, biting half-moons
out of generous pisses of such delicious,
rich, spicy, hot pumpkin pie as only an old-
fashioned hhousekeeper knows how to con-
eoot, Now, some nineteenth century wise•
acres contend thatpumpkin•pie making is a
los tart, one that !vent out with the Pilgrim
Mothers, But Mrs. Pottitoos' pastry was
good enough for anybody, and, as the sav-
ory morsels melted upon their tongues, Iter
offspring nodded, and gurgled, and smaok-
ed in a manner that expressed most entire
and complete satisfaction.
"Dood I Ithn't it?" lisped amallJuanita,
"Prime 1 A regular Jim Dandy of a pie 1"
agreed Juan, with a beaming smile. A
smile thab was almost grotesquely reflected
and exaggerated in the shining black conn•
tenance of poor Ananias Crow, a lank Nepro
boy, who just then ambled up, casting green
glances of envy upon the tempting brown
and yellow slices fast disappearslg down
two narrow "reel lines." icor this son of
Africa, who had breakfasted very lightly
that morning, was painfully conscious of an
inward oraviug in the region of rho waist-
band, while Itis " sweet tooth" seemed end•
deny possessed with a jumping toothache.
But if hunger sharpens the appetite, it
sharpens the wits as well, and, instead of
whining out a piteousappeal for a crumb of
charity, in the manner peouliar to the pro-
fessional beggar, this worthy namesake of
the Bible falsifier came to an abrupt stop in
the middle of the road, and hold isp both
hands in horrified amnzeneenb, exolatming
" Well, well, bress my soul i 11f you plaid•
ensisn'tjest de most wastefullest critters
I clone come across in a month of Sundays !
To be gobbliu' down punkin' pie in dat nr
fashion, when you might raise a tree dat
would gib per a dozen turnobers ebery day
in de week d"
" What do you mean by that?" demand-
ed Juan, pausing in his crescent making,
while little Juanita hid her lash piece of
crust—the pert fancifully decorated by the
jigging iron under her apron as though
she feared the newcomer had designs upon
it.
"I mean what I see," replied the wily
youth, " Ain't you neber heard tall ob a
pie tree?"
" Why, no 1" and now the tiny pair
drew near in curious wonder. " Is there
really such a thing ?"
" To be alto dere is 1 To be she ! And
I'low you is dreiful iggeranb not to know
dat'
", know there is a broad -fruit tree I" re-
torted Juan, who, being counted rather a
bright scholar, was stung by this slur ; "we
learned about it in our geography. It is a
native of hot countries, and beats a fruit
resembling a loaf of bread in appearance."
The lad rattled off this quotation with con-
siderable pride.
"Yep ! and I sped de pie tree he belong
to de same fambly, Whar I was raised
dey wits thick as pusley ; apple•pie trees,
mince pie trees, cranb'rypie trees 1 Ef you
is hongry, all you hab to do step out an'.
help yourso'f to a hot tart,"
"Oh, dear 1 How niche 1 I with they grew
here," sighed little Juanita.
"So dey would. So dey would of you
planted um. Dat's why I sez you is wicked,
wasteful chillens to be swallowin' down dose
slices instead ob turnin' um into seed."
Big and bright as full moons booamo the
four bine eyes gazing into mendacious
Ananias's ebony features, which never
flinched a muscle, while Juan :eked, with
an excited tremble in his shrill, boyish voice,
"Do you want its to believe that theee
pieces of ma's pie would grow up into a
tree?"
"Grow I Grow like Jack's beanstalk if
you plant um right; in a nice, sunny spot,
wed a little fence aronn' um, but no earl on
top. Day jest want de sun an' de air, an'
dey spring up like toadstools, so in free
days you hab snuff ripe pies to stock a bake.
shop. S'pnse yer try it au see."
"But we haven't a great deal left," said
Juan, contemplating, somewhat ruefully,
the remains of their feast.
" There are five whole pities on the
pantry shelf," suggested Juanita, in astage
whisper.
""Den jest you borrow de biggest, an'
next week yott kin return two for one,"
prompted the shrewd Ananias, who already
saw prospects of a delectable meal (loatiug
before his mental vision ; while a few more
highly -colored statements from his rosy im-
agination soon sent the small Petbitoes danc-
ing off in a perfect ferment of enthusiastic
anticipation. And, in the dusk of evening
two figures might have been Peel emerging
from the farmhouse, bearing something
carefully between them ; something which
they hid, or planted, in bhe south corner of
the One Acre lot.
"Now, we mustn't look at it for three
days," remarked Juan, as he hammered in
the last paling of a protecting inelosnro.
"But, thea, we cin make a Thanksgiving
and Christmas for every one ill the neigh.
borhood. Olt, won't it be fun I and how
surprised and pleased ma will be 1"
But I fancy the mother would have been
more astonished than delighted if, an hoer
later, the could have beheld a certain
naughty, black Crow supping 'upon her
masterpiece, and chuckling gleefully ab the
result of his strategy, " You is cut out for
a politician, 'Nina, my boy 1 You is, an' no
mistake 1" he ejaculated several times, as he
smacked Isis lips with enraptured gusto.
Strange, too, to relate, the dreams which
What night visited the pillows of Juan and
Juanita and those which eeepb under she
Negro lad': kinky wool wore very ranch of
the same ebaracter. For both tools the form
of an extremely flourishing and !vide -spread
ing tree, that bore an hatched pumpkin
pies; but, while one &lowered tempting
tartlets upon the happy little white !elks,
the other appeared to spring from the chest
of the wretched dreamer, crushed him to
the very earth, until he awoke with a gasp
and a scream, to find hitnaelf in the clutches
of a wild and distressing nightmare, paused,
who shall say, whether by the late, rich
repast, or by the qualms of tui uneasy eon.
&donee? Only, l fear, harem seamen Ananias
was seldom troubled with moral dyspepsia,
But, rho next horning an licssb wird
blow in the 1?ettitoes, homestead, and Mrs,
Pcttetocs, ---whose tamper was almost as hot
as the ginger with which eke flavored her
pies,. -•w11(1 sadly put out by the disappear -
:moo of her largest and finest pastry. Clic
ane designed for the minister's own coring,
" Where is my pie ? The parson's pio?"
s11e demanded again and again, until, ob.
serving the red (Meeks and sheepish looks
of her son and daughter, alto pounced upon
them, and by maim £epee as ib worn, drag.
god from their unwilling lips an ucoount of
their attempt at pastry farming,
"13ut--but, ib W'on't aproutifyou look let
it for three days," etatemersd the nreliin,
who was on the verge of tsars,
" Three days I fiddle:ticks 1 Lead me to
the spot ab once I" commanded the irate
dame, and, sorely egainab their will, the
children were obliged to concl»ot her to the
south corner of the One Acre lot,
" No, it hover will grow, beeauth it itln'b
here," announced Juanita, who stripped
ahead, and Hest stooped down to examine
the seed,
" Of course .Cs not there 1" exclaimer) her
mother, "Thab chip of the old Scriptural
block Inas seen to that, you :lay be sure,
and, if I could catch the pi•o,es fraud, I'll
teach him the moral of his fairy tales 1"
"Only die weasel ain't gwnle to be
cotched," chuokted an eavesdropper behind
the fence.
"While as for you, silly children, you can
parry the next best pie to the minister, tend
go without, yourself, for a month."
This was a bitter sentence for the sweets.
ovi ng little folks, and as, with unusually
obs r faces, they trotted down the road in
he direction of the parsonage, Juan re.
marked to his sisber, "'Nita, I guess we'd
better go out of the business, and give up
trying to raise punkin•pie trees."
STAGE FRIGHT IN OLD SPEAKERS.
Cnacs of Tienidtly and Dread Among Sea
coned Graters.
It has been recently stated by those who
knew hien web that Mr. Spurgeon was still
another example of the fact that public men
often quake on the eve of their great sec.
ceases. Though few guessed it, he was
nervous in speaking, and one result of the
disastrous panic at the Surrey Gardens in
1850 was that he ever afterward dreaded
exeitemeutin greet audiences. At the Free
Trade Hall in Manchester, 187'2, the orator
was in buoyant and brilliant form. Yet be-
fore delivering his address he had been at.
tactced by nervous sickness in the ante.
room. As we have suggested, this curious
preliminary recoil seems to be a frequenb
characteristic of the climes that establish or
increase fame. Inquiry shows that some
form of timorousness dugs distinction like
its shadow. It may have peculiar and
even eccentricfeetttres. Mr. Edmund Yates
has mentioned the case of a distinguished
living politician, noted for his dash and
aplomb while in the House of Commons, to
whom on one occasion Sir Henry Hal.
ford, the eminent physician, gave an ac-
count of a railway accident. The narrator
was elaborate in Ifs description, and it was
too much for his listener's nerves. In bhe
midst of the story the Doctor had to break
off. Ilis friend was on the point of faint-
inJg.
oss lition of mind bordering on panic has
often prevailed up to the test moment with
men who have had to face critical audiences.
The late Lord Derby earned the title of the
" Rupert of debate " from Ids dashing alac-
rity, but he declared, " When I am going
to speak, my throat and lips are us dry as
those of amau who is going to be hanged." He
never rose to speak without experiencing
a peculiar and very unpleasant " nervous
tremor," The same was said of Lord Lynd-
hurst. That eminent jurist and statesman
was totally unable to fee himself, from. be.
ginning to end of his career, of trepidation
and nervous emotion when he got upon his
legs to address either court or Parliament.
Canning, too, told his friends that he knew
beforehand, by a disagreeable set of symp-
toms, when he should win and hold the ear
of the House and extort the admiration
even of his adversaries. He was always
conscious of an ominous chill of fear, It
meant not failure, as was his dread, but a
fine oration. Emilio Castelar, the silver-
tongued Spanish tribune, is simply miser-
able on the eve of a great epeeols, His un-
rest and anxiety on such occasions are a
churacterisbiefeabure of the man. He wan-
ders distraught about the building in which
the Cortes is in session. "He rushes into
the cafe to tale a glass of water ; seems to
be seized with a fever; fancies he will not
know how to put the words together ; that
he will be laughed at or hissed ; eat a single
lucid idea of his speech ronainsin his head ;
he has confused and forgotten everything"
—unbil the moment when he looks around
upon the expectant fame end delivers the
first sentence of his address. Then words
do nob fail ; they oome to his help in state -
1y sonorous order. Then courage does
not flag. He is a statesman with a mission,
inspired and earnest. Every atone of timor-
ousness has evaporated.
A Curious Bird.
A very strange bird, about which people
in general know very litble, is the mound
fowl of Australia and Guinea. This family
of birds works things iarely on the com-
mon wealth prinetple of Bellamy. They
scratch up a large mound of earth and fat -
age, in the thickest underbrush of the for-
est, scoop out a hole on top of the knoll
some distance toward the center, there de-
posit their eggs ; fill up she hole, round off
the top and leave their eggs to be hatched
by the fet'tnentabion of the decomposing
vegetable matter. The strange thing about
it is that several females work in harmony,
each depostting one or more eggs in the
mound. The young chickens are full flodg-
ed as soon as they make their appearance,
and are not so much a source of caro and
trouble to their mothers as youngsters
usually are.
These mound fowls have been studied with
great inherest by naturalists, Ono Who ex-
amined several mounds, some of which had
not yet been eonpleted, says they aro about
411 feet in circumference, and if rounded in
proportion at the top would have been fully
5 foot in height, Mounds with their tops
rounded contain eggs. Those mounds that
do not contain eggs have the centres so
scooped cit es to form a hollow. The eggs
are deposited in a circle with the strictest
regard to geometrical precision. They rest
on their smelter apex, and the earth around
them has to be very carefully removed to
avoid breaking the shell, which is oxtromely
fragile when fleet exposed to the atmosphere.
The interior of the mound is composed of
the finer particles of gravel mixed with
vegetable matter, the formation of which
produces warmth sufficient, as abated, for
the purpose of hatching. The heat around
the eggs 15 about 80 o In appoaraneo these
Mile resemble the domeatie few', bat they
are extremely wary and so effectually con.
oacl their hotbeds in the thick underbrush
'as to make their discovery depend almost
wholly upon chanes. The fact that the
mounds resemble the forest 'debris adds to
the illusion that they are natural elevations
of the ground, and increases the diflfenity
of finding !het n, v—W
Alen with grey or blue oyes are usually
im"nr marksmen than those with dark
eyes.