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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1892-10-14, Page 2THE BRUSSELS POST, OCT, 14, 1892, BEYOND RECALL. ,—Published by 8peolal arrangement tree advaneesheets ot Chambers'dour'nal. CHAPTER III. my feet, the policeman ha'.1tseizedme eytoo AN E8CAIE, A 0Aa"rCItE AND RELEASE• eollar, and wan grinding is kittekle into rho nape of my neck. Stupefied with Bleep, bewildered by the „We've got one on 'em anyhow," said he sudden alarm, I did nothing. Ilebe did worse. She blew out the lights upon the ohimneypieoe. They had betrayed us, To extinguish them was the instinctive impulse of one who feared further discovery. 4. Look oat there 1" Dried the man from 'below. " They've put out the lights in the next room to you, me" I Doors were opened hastily in the eorri- dor; the short, imperative orders of lea's voices were mingled with the terrified sup- plinations of women's shriller tones. The door handle was tried; then oxine a sharp rap, and a man °alle'i— "Mies Thane: Hiss thane I" My wife, clinging to my arm, gasped in reply, her voice scarcely audible— ': What is it?" "Mks Thane ! Mies Thane 1" again, and then another voice, " Hobe? Hebei" And with that there was n violent thrust at the Door that made the panels crack. I stood like one paralysed ; a vague inn. soio'8ness that diacovery was inevitable seemed to numb my faculties. B.gt Hebe, more quick.wittel--as women ever are su time of danger—ran to the door, and steadying her voice cried— " What is it, papa 1 "Open your door, Burglars are in the house. A light has been seen in here." " One moment, she answered, and then turning to me, in a quick whisper she im- plored me to hide. What was the nee of that? Their motive in entering the room wee to search, Would the father leave any corner of his daughter's room unexamined? At that moment there was a diversion. Hallo, there! cried the voice outside; then in a higher key, "This way, Davis— here they are 1" Then there folluwed a confusion of sounds —the smashing of glass in the conservatory —a scuffle—sharp blows—muttered impre. -melons—the quick approach of steps upon the gravelled path—a howl of pain—theta another crush of glass—and cries of "He's MTV' "Stop him :" " Over the Jewel" "After him 1" mingled together, and the slannning back of the conservatory door— feet pattering over the grass and clattering down the path. Then the comparative silence, broken only by the distant oali of men to mon in a dhsbant part of the grounds. My senses camp back to me, and with them decision and energy. " Now is my time to escape," I whispered to Hebe. I slipped to the window, drew aside the blind, and as swiftly and silently as I might lifted the sash. Outside it looked thicker and darker than ever. I could seenothing, but 1 knew that the verandah was not more than a yard below the windowsill. "Kit Kit, what are you going to do?" whispered my wife in terror, hearing the movement of the sash, and coming to my side, " It's all right. I east slip clow a from the verandah easily enough," I answered. Bang 1 bang! at the door again, and old Thanes voice calling impatiently to his daughter to open. "Shut the window after mo," I said, hurriedly; slipping out and dropping my feet down no to the iron verandah. " Open the door, and occupy your father's attention —but take oft that dress first." The window closed, my poor wife mur- muring a prayer for me • and now with a view to dropping from the verandah at the further end, where T knew there was a flower bed on which my fail would be more noiseless than on the gravelled terrace, I began to ereop along, crouching down and groping upou the wall for anything that might give me a hold, for I felt the sloping iron, wet and greasy with the fog, treacher- ously slipping under my India -rubbers. I :got hold of a window still. My eyes wore •again growing used to the fog, and I could now sea the edge of the verandah, which at , 'first had been invisible to me. Whose window was this? Was there a light in the room, and any danger of discovery here? I looked up. Good God 1 just above me was a man leaningupon the very sill I had my hand on, camly regarding ate. He must have seen sae slip by the window from the meet room, and must have heard me speak to Hebe, Without doubt. it was that Major Oleveden of whom she had spoken. He must have concluded that I was Miss Thane's lover, for like a gallant gentleman he made= attempt to raise an alarm, know- ing it would expose Hebe; but without a word Buffered me to pass on close before his eyes. I crept on a few yards and got hold of the next window sill ; then another window was thrown up—one in my wife's room, The major was still where I had seen him. I heard hint say calmly— "You have found nothing In Miss Thane's room, I hope?" A voice from beyond replied, and it was Hehe'e father— "No. Hebe had left her light burning. On hearing the policeman's whistle she sprang up in alarm and upset the candle- stick. That accounts for what was seen from outside. You have seen nothing ?" " Nothing," answered the major ; then he added, in the same tranquil tone, to warn Inc and save my wife, I believe, " There's a light moving across the lawn ; the police are coming back." "I'11 go and see if they've caught the rascals,' said Mr. Thane ; ""there's Mete .hope of tihe.% though. It • seems they've cleared all the silver from the dining -room; so Horhoak tells me." I ornpt on more carefully than ever, reckoning that I eoold not be above a dozen feet or so from the end of the verandah, but I kept my eye across Ile lawn where I could seethe light from a bullse, a sweeping the ehetbbery and gradually drawing near. when I am talc en before the mh istrata; The verandah sloped at an angle which g d advance difficult in the e:arome there will be less likelihood :hon of my ma e ' being id ntffie•1 th of ' a as e a bird when T eon C a fn a tone of truimplh. "" Let's have a look at you." Then having thrust his bullseye full in my face, he added— " Alt, I thought I [should) see you again, my joker? You're tits young fellow' spot. Lad po Richmond HIll." A distant whistle and the faint sound of voices calling in another part of the grounds cut short further comment. " Hallo, they've got another of them up there,"cried he ; "here, sir, you must take ebarge of this fellow while I run to my :nate." Old Thane,who had grappled on to my arm with a vigorous show of courage while there was little likelihood of my escaping from the eonetable'e firm grip, now showed the white feather. " Don't go away, constable—don't leave the alone with this desperate scoundrel," he cried ; " I'm not equal to it. I ean't be responsible for him." " Very sorry, sir, but you'll have to be. I calls upon you in the Queens name, There's my mate's whistle again. It a my duty to leave him in your eustody, in the Queen's name, He's sale enough now. Catch hold on him here, sir, and Hold on tight." With neat dexterity he had fished out a pair of 'landaufia from his pocket and closed them es ith a snap upon shy wrists, and now leaving mein the old gentleman'shands ho bolted off to jolt the other constable, I might have easily wrenched myself hem the feeble hands that now held me. Ho was old and corpulent, and the tone of terror in which ho called upon hes servants to come to his assistance showed that a mere menace on my part would suffice to make him release ahe. But.what chance of escape had I with my hands fettered ? should be retaken for a certainty by the police and the men from rho house who were securing the woods by which I must pass to got away ; and the attempt at evasion would confirm the belief that I was one of the gang that had broken into the house. Perhaps 1t did not occur to me at the time, for I was bewildered by the rapid course of events ; I have but a vague re- membrance of my own sensations. Mr, Thane, grasping my collar with both hands, continued to °all for help, and curse the servants in between for having left the house. Presently l caught sight of a tall, spare, figure in the doorway of the hall, standing out against the light within. " That yon, Cleveden ?" cried Mr. Thane, in a tone of profound satisfaction, "Come here and help me, there's a good follow. That confounded oous'sable's left me in charge of this burglar, and all the servants are out of the way, of course. It's a shame- ful thing to leave a rutlan of this sort on my bands. And, look here, you know I have only got my slippers on. I shall got an- other attack of rheumatic -goat to -morrow, as sure as fate. What on earth are we to do with the fellow ? It's as much as I eau do to )hold him with both hands, and I've nothing on my back but this sleevy dress- ing gown. Peet web through. This will be the death of me." The major had come to my side, "Leave him to me, he said, touching my arm coolly. " Ia that tool house open?" Yes. All, capital idea, Clap him up there. There's a strong bolt outside, and no means of escape from within." ""Get me' the lamp, will yon ?" " Certainly." Mr. Thane went off with alacrity, and, returning with the lamp, now offered to show the way to the tool )house, despite the damp. " I can manage very well by myself. I 505 00r visitor is handcuffed. Go in and see after Miss Thane. I an afraid the fright, has upset her. A couple of the maids aro in there, but they seem all to have lost their wits. Pray go." The old gentleman seemed mightily pleased to have so good an excuse for get- ting out of this duty ; he, however, warned the major to be careful with has, as I was a terrlbly rough customer to deal with. The light froin the lamp lit up the major's face, and I saw the ends of his long monetaehe go tip, and something like a smile crease his thin cheeks as he looked sidelong as me. I went quietly enough into the tool house. The major set down the lamp on a chaff nutter, closed the door, and having flaked the dust off a billet of wool with his (hand. kerchief seated himself and pulled out a cigar case. I sank down on a faggot beside the chaff cutter and dropped my head. The major struck a lightand puffed at his cigar; Acre was no other sound. I found him re. garding me curiously, Isis brows creased bo• getlher. It has acme to this," said I to ml self, "" I shall be sent to gaol for a burglar. There's nu way nub of it but by lottingall the world know that a woman laid all her faith in my love and honor, and that 1 had not enough of either to keep her secret and save her from disgrace. No, I won't do that. I'll go to gaol. A little more degrade. tion will not make much difference to my SIAM 1 shall come out no worse off than i go m. I'll go away than—to America or New Zealand. It's part of my folly that I didn't go months ago. Hebe shall not hear of ins till I'm in a position to claim fuer as any wife. i oast get en there, putting my pride in my pocket and working steadily; and I trill get 0n. Ay, this is a proper trine for making good resolutions? If I heel plucked up a bit of courage at first, instead of letting myself aloft into torpor and despair, I should have spar- ed Hobe an age of misery and got en the way to better things ; and I'll menti though. please and, when I'm free again. I wiil lighten her burden if I ono, and make up some clay for the unhappiness I have brought upon her now. I will give a false name es scally where the facade of the house Offered no hold to the hand. Suddenly my reaurne my own, Per papa I may got off foot slipped on the greasy surface, For a moment I thought I should pitch headlong down to the terrace, Vi ith a violent effort I regained my footing, tab nob without eon- siderable noise, Mr. Thane coming on to the terrace at that Instant was just in time to hear the squeaking of my Melia -rubbers en the wrb iron, and the thump with which lame down on my hands and knees. "Police I" ho called; "there's one of them up here on the veranda 1" t" We'll have him, sir,"answered the mon, I heard the thud, thud, thud of his feet, and saw the ray of hie lantern ewitlgingfrom Aldo to side as he ran across the lawn, Where was no tire° for reflection. I threw Myself on. my cheat, and the next moment I slid over the eel, a netnews clattering to the grottnd with aer tt of getter that broke away from the vera"tall oclge under my Wu" then Wight. BeforeI could recover the use of with a couple of years, seeing that I'm a " first offender." Anyhow, my punishment will bo less than hors. Was ever woman so punished for marrying a man Tho wages of folly aro harder than those of sin, Death igen oast' escape ; to live and suflar. is the greater penalty, Poor wife I What are these fetters compared with here—fob. tared for life to a thing like me? Hearts don't break, or surely hers could not beet on lovingly when the man she has regarded as a hero sluice to thesupiso brutal lod she found me tonight, Will she remember me as she last saw me—indi fl'orene to her caress, yet ra eorously jealaas of those who valued bar sweetness more --only musing to tor• rnent her gentle Bpi rib with Mimed° and re. preach when my senses wore dulled with ovor•feeding? No, sec will remember me by Smalling bettor, Oh, if 1 worn free now 1 Tbe,hlevlie; Was 1,101c, (leo devil a en'nt wotehl The devil grew wolf, the devil a saint was he: No ; heeler go to gaol, Yet it's hard—s young fellow of twenty—to go and herd with felons, If motion' were living now to 800 me thus. I'nh glad she is dead. I never thought to arty that." The polished steel of the handcuffs shim- mered before my eyes 1 I think it Was that turned my memorises bank to the old home, I fancied I saw in the shining bend of the fetters a conch of the river where as a lad I used to sib with my rod by a gap in the reeds, through which one saw the flat meadow on the other side all red with sorrel. Then my thoughts wandered to the long, low work. shop behind our cottage, where I worked beside my father at the bench, tusking those famous oak presses for which he was fsnoue all theoountry round. What a fine old fel- low he was, my father 1 His work reflected his character—solid, and honest, and true, If I had been content to stick to the old Draft as he did, I might have become a man Like him. But would Hobe have loved and married me ? No. Slue was carried away with admiration for my genius. Genius 1 1 never had M. Just euougb shrill as a carver of toys to pass in thee out-of-the-way place, and to make the simple folks wonder. I recalled the day that old Mr. Northcote, the rector, brnuglst Hebe to look at a panel I had carved. I had never seen her close before that time. She Beamed altogether beyond my world. The rector made some commonplace remark about application and talent bringing one fame ; and Hebe said, looking at me with gloving enthusiasm, "011, yea ; you will be great one of these days." And this is what 1 had sunk to 1 I could not dwell on these memories any longer. My brain swam with remorse and regret, and the knowledge thab all was over, and nothing left tome of these glorious hopes. I shook myself to get freo of these maddening reflections. .A tear had run down my cheek ; I brushed it away with my joined hands, mud Looked up at the major. He may have beau wondering whether this inert, spiritless, moody wretch in a frayed jacket, and corduroys shining at the knees with, the rubbing of the bench and mess of an upholsterer's workshop, could really be the accepted lover of Hebe Thane. For such. a thug as me had she sacrificed so touch and run the risk of a degrading discovery ? Ho met any yea, and continued to regard the with the same look of a puzzled inquiry. Perhaps he sought to road through my eyes 501110 bettor explan- attain of Helm infatuation than he could find elsewhere. Ho gave it up ab length, as a thing past apprehension, raising his eye- brows as he looked at the ash of his cigar, and expelled a thin stream of smoke from his lips, with a return of that cynical smile T had before seen on his face. Who can ac- count for taste in women, he might have been saying to himself ? We sat there, face to fano, for five— ten minutes—I kuow not how long—in such silence tlsateveu the drawing of his cigar was audible. Suddenly he took the weed from his lips and turned his head, listening. We both heard a cautious step on the gravel outside. The latch was carefully raised. He rose, laying his hand on one of the tools piled in the earner near him, regarding the door with the ealtn self-possessed look of a brave soldier, and drawing the smoke per. haps a little quicker than before. Hebe 1" I exclaimed, springing to my feet, as I caught sight of the pale face at the opening door. The major threw down his cigar and step. ped forward quickly— "Miss Thane!" "Oh, Major Cleveden 1" cried she, in a broken voice, hardly audible for emotion ; " do let me speak to you." "Certainly," said the major; and le pass- ed out, closing the door after him, and shut- ting off from my straining gaze the sight of that pale, terrified face ; those large, deep eyes that looked beyond him to mein un- speakable anxiety and tenderness,. I konw now whir she was there She had learnt from her father where I was confined and who guarded me, and the secret she could not oonfide to him'she had come bare to dtsalose to the major—the friend whom she " could trust with her life"—in the be- lief that foriher sake he would save me from disgrace. At thee time I could only surmise her purpose; but the belief iu her heroic generosity kindled a flame of gratitude from the spark of good feeling that still rested at the bottom of my heart, I was not left long in doubt as to the major's reply to Hebe's appeal. He re- entered the tool.house with a quick, sharp step. Your wife has told me all," ho said in a low tone. " Her happiness depends on your getting away. Do you think you oat escape? " " I will escape," I repeated, vehemently. "God knows she has suffered enough by loving me too well ; but she shall sager no snore. I will not be retaken alive if I eau get the use of my hands," These words seemed to have a peculiar force for him. His fingers were upon my hand. calfs, feeling for the spring that closed them. Ho parsed an instant, looking in hay face with his piercing eyes to read the extent of my meaning. " Well," he said, " I would do the sane for her, and since you are not guilty of that for which these fetters have been put upon you, I shall remove theta, and take the re- sponsibility upon myself." These words had but a simple meaning for me then; but inreoalling them I perceive their deeper significance. As he spoke he found the spring and re. leased any hands. " Ono moment," said he ; and, going out by the open door, he looked to the right and left, listening intently. Theo he cane bank— "The coast is clear. You know the pinta better then I do ; but I muse warn you time Ulla prat entrance is guarded, Uod speed you(" CHAPTER IV. A COMPANION IN Apy'Eli.ITY, The fog had thickened or the :noon had enuk;certainly it was more obscure now than it had been hitherto, But I knew rho position of the tool•honse well, and that by ]seeping the path Meng the eh ubbory I should come ultimately thhrougih the garden to the padetook and so into the apilhny, But, thee, what wee I to do? Without doubt the gap in the palings throngs, which I hacl entered would be guarded, and the ep• proanhea to it would be dangerous, My chance lay in feeling my way to the palings at seine point between the wall and gap, 13ut low ootila1 mood in crossing the wood Without attraoting attention by the snapping bristles under hey foot. At every atop advanced I risked a oonetabte 0' ors of the many servants who wore scouring the pnlaoo, The advantage afforded by the darlrness W08 pretty evenly balanced by the dispel. vantages. The path was purilotts, yet I dared Pmt leave it, for anpngst the garden bade I ,night wander round and round ill a circle until broad daylight. 'Phare was nothing for a guide but, the gravel path, Heavily any goloshes made toy footsteps in: audible. I kept on with my hands out- stretched, ready at tiro slightest touch to spring back. Now and thou my toe strik- ing against, the box edging of the walk warned me that I wee ,going from the straight line ; but I had no outer guide, :Phe ,larkuess seemed impenetrable, Never- theless, when 1 had, as 1 thought, made a couple of hundred yards from any attain pAnt, I detorted a little glimmer of light on the ground at a little dietanoe from any foot of it touched no edging. 1 stopped, won- dering what it could be. Not a glowworm surely. I stooped down and bent forward ; then I perceived clearly a chink of 110, such aa might he seen through the (11• closed door of a dark lantern. Had a constable set it down that he might advance with loss risk of discovery, It seemed unlikely ; yet I could not other- wise account for ire being there. A lanborn it was assuredly, A bold notion struck me. I know that it is more difficult to discern a man 11'110 flashosa light in your face than if n t m all f took u the he onrrIed n light t I I p lantern and advanced boldly with it, Insight find my way to the palings quickly enough ; I might see danger before enc and elsewhere ay flashing it around mo from time to time. No one would suspect a man carrying an open lantern of being an escaping burglar. If I encountered any one I could in a mo. inane dark clown the light and belt, and be no worse off' than if we had run against each other in the dark, I determined to possess myself of the lantern and hazard it, at any rate. I set my foot over the edge and lean• od forward to take it; yet not without pre• caution, for it might be that tho lantern had been cunningly laid there ass bait, and that as I stooped to take it the crafty trapper might pounce upon me. As I took up elle lantern rho door swung open, and the light flashed full upon the beak wall against which it was sob, revealing the strands of n cord ladder and the whole mystery of the light being there. It was by this ladder that the burglars had gat over the wall. They had set down the lan- tern as a guide to discover it when they re- turned from the house with their plunder'. In their (light they had lost themselves, and had been unable to find ib again in the darkness. I closed the lantern instantly, and thrust it deep amongst the foliage on the ground. I had no need of that now; a better and surer means of escape heel been provident - dully offered, There was not a moment to spare. The flash of the lamp !night have been seen. I fancied I heard a movement at no great distance. Impelled by fear 1 grasped the ropes high up, without waiting to get my foot in the stirrups, and began to pull myself up hand over hand, but not without noise. Some leaves yet lumg on the fruib-tree trained against the wall ; the leaves rustled and the twigs cracked under me. I felt the top of the wall against my knuckles, as it bowline certain that my fears were realised. A voice below whisper- ed, loudly • — " Is that you, Hooky?" I got my hands on the wall and abandoning the rope, scrambled up. There I paused an instant. The possibili- ty of being followed by the elan who called to " Hookey "presented itself ; I resolved to pull up the ladder, and so take away the means of pursuit. But as I gob hold of the rope I felt it olntched below. With a sharp wrench I dragged it free. " What are you at, Hooky?" with a curse, muttered tho voice below; then "Blbne, you're nob going to act dirty to a pal? By G--, if yon don't drop it down to me, 511 blaze at you, if I bring the whole lot down O11 the and swing for it 1" I was not afraid of being hit, but I did fear someone on the other aide of that wall being brought to the spot by the report of a pistol before I got clear oft. The man be- low was obviously a burglar, and, after all, I had nothing to tearfrom him. I dropped the ladder. I slipped down the outer side of the wall to some length, and then let go. There was a ditch below ; my feet slipped upon the side, and I went in i1 to my knees in water. Before I had pulled myself Dae, the burglar came down with a splash beside me. We rubbed against one another. Ho laid hands on Inc savagely. "I'm a good mind to drown you in this cussed ditch t" he growled. " What d'ye mean by going for to bring up the rope when I called to you, Hooky?" "I'm not Hooky," said I. "What 5" he pulled out the lantern ho had slipped in his pocket, and opening it upon my face muttered, " blime, no more you ain't:" " Let go, and shut up hat thing, ' said I ; "there's acre to bo someone along this path. We've made noise enough to draw them on us, dropping in this ditch." " Bight you are," said lee, shutting the lantern and slipping it back iu his pocket. "De you know any way outer thio without goin' thatpath ?" " Yes—if I can manage to find it through this fog." "Have a try at it, any way, mate. You're a good sort. Don't hear me no grudge fsu betel' a bit hard on you," he added, as wo struck out bo ebl,ee from the path. "1 toll you, square, I thought you was Hooky." There was grass under our feet ; I knew that if we could only keep a tolerably straight line, wo must conte in tern to the galas of Richmond hark. Before long the rising ground convinced me that we had not gone far astray. • My companion kept close to my side, and for some rano kept silent, but as we ad- vanced, and he grew more confident of es- cape, he became garrulous and com,nuni- cabive. "This is the blimiost ren job I was ever on," said he. "Never knowed of a Drib being cracked by two lots at one time be. fore. I sorter made a straight shot at it when we carne across them boots outside the green'us, but Hooky he would have it wash b nothin' else but es gardener left 'ant there accidental. I was for burnin' of it up on them grounds, but Hooky ho would go on, 'cause 110'd gob the straightest tip from the butler this afternoon as there was a dinner on, and the housekeeper what looks after the shiney was a bed with the mclli. ' grubs. We've been hanging about the, crib ever since Monday week, weettnfor a bit of a fog and a likely chance, and then, blithe, for to think that you should step fen fuse, Yon ain't got no mate, aro yeti?' r rNo. tane "Sdhe' in with the servants, hey? Whet we call the sneaking line --no offence, matey. Ps'ory one must have a beginning, and I don't know no bettor way than etandin' in with the servants—though it ain't respectable according to Hooky. But than, he le so confounded proud. I thought you was him— I slid, upon my word—and I Wasn't much undeceived by you phillin' ftp of the rope, for 1 haven't got any faith in Ilooky, and if it served him to do a phi a dirty action, he'd act dirty0000rclit'. Lath have abrentho, matey." The grass was slippery, the hill steep, the ground tangled with brambles, I was not avorse from reading awhile, I said nothing, but my oompahion was a elaerm villain, and continued to speak of Ilooky's faults and hhilinga at mine length, blaming hie want of caution, foresight, and attention to friendly advice, which had resulted in their nearly getting ewght, anal spoiling at good game after wasting a week in proper, in g Copley it. "Never mind ; Ilooky alit': out of the wood yet, 1 know ; and may be,'for all Itis cleverness and npperhandeduess and say lakemenls, he'll get up for this job, H1110? whob's that? There, while did I tell you 1 That's the peelers, D yo hear?" I did beer a faint whistle in the dietanoe, and as we stood holding our breath another whistle answered. Tlheis came a moment's silence, followed by the flaeeraok of a pistol shot. "That's Hooky l" said my companion. "'Hors done it, there's a stiff un to enamor for nowt Good-bye, 1looky—I den': stay in the same ring with you after tide, I'm off to Birmingham, as an honest workman out of collar, this blessed day. Coming on, mctey. We're a little trowarm hero.' (To an OuNTINDoso.) Curious Slips of the 'longue. Tha tongue is namely in other ways that that pointed out 1n1 such vigorous terms by James the Apostle. It seems to sonletinlea take the bit in its teeth, if so mixed a met. aphor may bo permitted, and to run away. from the directing mind, with results that hardly ever fail to cause no less coufuaion to the speaker than amusement to the hear- er. The incident of the gentleman who, in cordially inviting some friends to hoar his pastor preach, said to these, "You may oc- oupow any pie," is perhaps already familiar. Equally brighter provoking was the trans- position made by a friend of mine who had undertaken to recite Bret Harte's "Heath. on chinee," and surprise') troth himself and his audience by the statement that. '• For ways that aro cleric Andfor tricks that aro vain The heathen peau Is ehinollar," Itis probablybecause they more frequent, ly appear before the public as speakers than any ocher class of mon that clergymen are the (heroes of the majority of stories told as to slips of the tongue. The Rev. bit'. A --has this to toll of the Rev. Mr. 13--: Brother l3.—is tail and gaunt of figure sold pale and serious of countenance. Unca, in bringing a meeting of spocial solemnity to a close, he caused many a smile by saying, impressively, "Now let ns pronounce the Doxology, and I will sing the benediction," Then, as if realizing that something had gone wrong, he drew himself up, end look- ing if possible, more solemn still, added, " No ; I mean I will sing the benediction' and wo will pronounce the Doxology." The quiet( wit of a hearer, who at once started Praise God from whom all blessings flow" in stentorian tones, rescued the others from disgracing themselves by an outburst of laughter. After 111e meeting had dispersed, said Brother B --to Brother A--, "Now you know, I saw that thing coming wrohhg end first, but for the life of Ina I could not turn it round." Here are some more amusing stories of a similar chnractsr 1 11 was but a very in- significant change of a letter, but it spoiled what was intended to be an eloquent de- nunciation against idolatry, when the preacher cried, with impassioned earnest- ness, " Bow not thine eye to a needle," )hav- ing meant to say, " Bow not thy knee to au idol." In the same way, the young clergyman with the correct Oxford pro- nenciatioa, in giving out the hymn "Con- quering Kings,' merely stumbled over the first vowel ; but being unable to save him- self, was hurried over the precipice, and startled his conggregabion with the an- nouncement, " The concluding hymn will Kingnoring Congs, ' Kinquermg Conga.'" After that experience he was in a position to fully sympathize with his brother clergy. man who, in place of saying " Behold the fig -tree how it withereth away," asked his bewi'dered audience to " Behold the whig- tree how it fitheretls away." In similar ease did the proache' find him- self who, describing conscience, and desir- ing to get Ma lislenera to recognize the promptings of its inward Voice its the half. formed wishes of the mid, appealed to them whether there was one present who some time or another " had not felt within him the effect of a half -warmed fish." Be Grateful. It is quite a severe draft upon one's goad nature to give some people a helping hand, because they appear so ungrateful. Dr. C. L. Babb in the Herald and Pr•esbyfer relates bleat he heard a good man recently say this: "I have no heart to )help that poor family any inore. They deem to take all that I do as a matter of muse. They never thank me heartily and they aro always begging for more, asking me to give them what they might get for themselves if they were not so lazy and shiftless. 0, it is hard to be benevolent when our beneficiaries are so un- grateful 1" This has been the experience of many other& How many times we have voluntarily aided another, expecting that he would express appreciation of our en. deavors, but not a word came from him, How keenly wo telt curls treatment I We thought that perhaps he was forgetful and would not dose again. So we macle another effort to favor him, end we were right glad when we succeeded. What we did for him resulted very beneficially in hie favor. We expected that he would either by word of mouth or by a peraunal note signify his am preolation and gratitude, but he 111d nob. Then wo came near resolving that we would help him he more. 11 was too hard work, Now, itis always far better for the receiver of favors to not oily feel grateful, but to somehow express it. The grateful person is meals more likely to re'reive additional favors than is the ungrateful one, for the giver is encouraged to repeat hie gifts. And does not God like to be thanked for his mercies ? Does lie not give mese freely to those who feel most grateful? "Bless the Lord, 0 my soul I" .A. Lottery for the Congo Fro State. The fallowing paragraph appears in the leader column of the Paris Liberte, and is copied into some of the evening papers :— " Here is anotlhar ealaIniby threatening the Congo Free State, It will be remembered that in order to obtain mousey Ring Leopold started a kind of lottery, called the Congo Lottery, with a capital of 180 millions in 1,500,000 thane of 100f, reimbursable at per, and growing ab the rate of 5f a year, with an average of six annual drawings for 88 years. Two issues, malting in all 320,000 sharps, wore realised. An attempts was even made, but it was hnhattccosaf u1, to have paper taken up in the Paris market, where they worn admitted est the oii'ieial quotation under the specious pretext that Franco had a right of pro.enption onthe Congo. Now, aBrims. els butter, al, h. Bosse), bas just made known that, to issmoem the rate of capital. i biois, and to demean the prodnot of the 185510 to be capitalised in view of reimburse- ment, the Administration of the Congo State made use of funds in Argon Line,13eazil• len, and (bitten values, 1a, which first gave a big revenue, but iv;lich einem have fallen from 30 to 00 per mist." WAYS OF MISERS, How Nom,, of 'MOMhoard 'SYenhh—EOr- tunes I.alne,l by Niggardliness. Ocnasirnally Been have become miserly from good motives ; as did an Italian physl• cion, who denied himself the eionanienueoeS- saries of Iifo, and w:wu died, mourned by tone lintel Itis will was read, when it was learned that heloft his on bite fere 1121 to h0 ex• petaled hs bringing weber from the mountain La his native village. So, also, when Beth. lehem hospital was built nn Ease ]end miser gave a donation of 1100. When the aolleo• for called for Lho amount, he was found ecolding a servant for Ubrowinf' away a c sed at both match which had not been but o ends. Misers are not confined to one class of the ootmnunity, but have been, at lease, as common to the higher ranks as 10 the lower, John Churchill, first duke of Marl. borough, watt the greatest soldier in Europe. Yet, when: he was an old man, in order to save sixpence from carriage biro, he would walk from the public rooms in Bath to his hotel in all kinds of weather. Ho died worth, 11,000,000, which reverted to his bitterest enemy, hie grandam), Lord Travers. Sir Harvey 'Elwes of Stoke, in Suffolk, next to hoarding money, found his prfnoi• pal pleasure in netting partridges. Ho and his household, consisting of one man and two maids, lived upon these. In cold or wet weather Sir Harvey would walk up and down his hall to save fire. His clothes cost him nothing, for ha ransacked old chests and wardrobes and wore these of his ances- tors, When he died the only tear shed was by his servant, to whom he left a farm ; value, 150 per annum. The whole of his property was left to his nephew, John alaggort, who thus inherited real and. -per - Banal estate valued at 1250,000, on condi- tion that he would assume the name and arms of Nieves. Of this man, who is better known ass John Elwes the miser, the fol- lowing story is told : His nephew, ^olonol Timms, visited him at March"un, and, after retiring to rest, found himself wet through. Finding that the rain was dripping through the ceiing, he moved the bed. He had not late long before the same inconvenience again occurred: Again he arose, and again the rain canto down. After pushing the bed quite round the roan, he found a corner where the ceiling was better secured, and slept until morning. When he mat his uncle at breakfast he told him what bad happen. ed. "Aye, aye," said i'lr. Elwes, "I don't mind it myself, but to those who do, that's a nice corner in the rain." Air. and Miss Denser were reputed the uhoeb notorious misers of the eighteenth oentu.ry. The mance in which this couple were found, after death, to have disposed of their wealth was even more strange than could have been their methods of acquiring it. The total value was 120,000 which was thus disposed of; Two thousand five hundred pounds was found undoradnnghi11; 1500 in an old coat nailed to the manger in the stable ; 1000 in notes were hidden away in an old teapot ; the chimney yielded 19,000, stowed in nine- teen separate crevices. Several jugs tilled with coin were secreted in the stable loft. Res. Mr. Jones of Blewbnry, with a nest egg of 1200 and a stipend amounting to 150 per annum, left at death the sum of 110,- 000. He had been rector of his parish for forty years, and during all that time only one person had been known to sit at his festal table. No fire was ever lighted in his house, nor was a servant kept. In winter he would visit his parishioners, to keep himself from starving of cold, rather than light a fire at the rectory. As like affects like, so it is with misers ; and gold will go whore gold is. This is strikingly illustrated by the act of a celebrated Greek, one Dichosus Dichoonns, n descendant of the Byzantine emperors. This man, by tate exercise of extreme niggardliness, managed to amass tate sum of 110,000—an immense fortune in those days. Then came the ques- tion, to whom should he leave it. Ono day a distant relative sent him a letter written upon a square inch of paper ; this was suf. ficiente In the fibneas of things the pared. mouious correspondent became the mtsor'e heir. Ib has sometimes happened that persona little deserving, and even rulers, have reap. ed the harvests which misers have painfully sown. The life of Vandillo is a proof of this. The man lived upon bread and milk, with the addition of a small glass of sour wine on Saturdays. At his death he left 1500,000 to the king of Franoe. Audley, the commonwealth miser, saved /400,000, all of which reverted to the government. A merchant died at Ispahan in the earlier part of this century, who had for many years denied himself and his son every sup. pore except a crust of coarse bread. On a certain occasion he was overtempted to buy a piece of cheese, but, reproaching himself with extravagance, he put the cheese into a bo;;tle and contented himself, and obliged the boy to do the same, with rubbing the crust against the bottle, enjoying the cheese in imagination, One clay, returning home later than usual, the merchant found pus son eating his crust, which he constantly rubbed against the door. "What are you about, you fool?" was hisexclamateon. "It is dinner time, father. You have the key, so, as I could not open the door, I was rub. Bing my bread against it, lie I could not get to the bottle," "Cannot you go without cheese one day, you luxurious little rascal? Yon ll Haver be rich, And the angry miser kicked the poor boy for not having been able to deny himself the ideal gratifi. cation.—[Cassell's Saturday Journal. TO SEE YOURSELF TALK. The Latest Phatogtoldite Novelty. An announcement was made some weeks age that a Frenchman had succeeded in taking instantaneous photographs of the lips of a speaker, and in recombining them in a hind of ;extrepe, so as to produce the original movement, and enable a deaf mute to underattsntl what Was said. It Is now stated that the itsvontor has improved on the prooese, and brought out a now appa'atue for combining the images, the device being termed the honoscope, The ohasges of the lips it speaking aro so rapid that fifteen photographs a emend are required to give a good result. The whole head and bast of the speaker aro reproduced in the photograph so es to get the benefit of the expression. In the phonosoopoa the positives are ar- ranged around too periphery of a disc, which is vapidly turned by a handle. A mound disc having a single window in it opposite the plates is also rotated by the same handle, but at a mutt higher rate of speed than the other. A -beam of onnlight illuminates the plates from behind, and the observer looking into the apparatus sees them pias his eye, one after the other in such rapid succession as to produce rho effect of a single imago endowed with animation. To produce this result is is noamusary that at Meet ten or twelve meet pias the retina in a aeoond. The tomb thing in silk petticoats is starlet with a stitching either in black or white.