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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1891-7-3, Page 6THE BRUSSELb' POST JiiLy 3, 1891 THE HOME. Wife and Parenthood. Let us heve a confidential talk this after- noon. You are asking what you shall toll your ehildren coneerning nem and pareethood, and how. If you are not on tot toe of loving, subtleletinteey with your 80114 and daugh• tors, this will indeed be a ditlitult task, and one you rimy be obliged to dtdegete ta mime euitable book. Perham; you lost this Inagieel e key " to their inner natures when emu r WielS 111030(1 the door of truth against their lit peering qiiestious conneening the mysteries of life, "mamma, where did the beliy come limn?" Instead of wthely seizing this Ged•gi) en um- ment to Mud their little heart; to yours With this holy, this beautiful secret, you gave them what, in very short, they learned front their " wiser pIVOlateS WAS t " lie." From the eatne uttleillowed source, when the loving but careless mothee believed then) too young and ianocent, to know aught of the more altered thinge of life, they Moaned them in such a low, debasing way, that a lifetime of counter training of thought will not suffice to restore the to their tendert- tended purity and sacredness, Many a mother who has thus lost the " key," often does not find it again until her daughter (she never does her eon; is herself a mother—sometimes not then. This is in- deed very, very stel, and thould make all young mullion doubly watchful, but it doesn't celieve this claes of their responsibil- ity, because they can't " talk with their children." Fortunately, theee are many chaste and beantifally-written books and pamphlets that willpartially atone for the lack of your 'personal, loving instruction. And as many an overburdened mother finds little time to look into these tInngs, and does not know what book to get or where to obtain It, I will mention some that I consider most ex - °silent. " Tokology," by Mrs. Dr. Stockman ; "True Maehood," and " For Girls," by Shepard. Then there are two valuable leaf- lets for boys and girls : "A Fathers' Advice to Isis Son," and "Ai Old Womams' Letter to Young Women." Don't place these books in the hands of your children until you have studiously read them yourselves ; eon will doubtless find much in them that ts aeev and that will bet- ter fit yon for your duties 1 but if not new or of special practical value, bear in mind that intelligence is always clesirable. Then, too, it may be that you can talk over the book with your son or daughter. To the nothers of the "wet ones 'feeling the importance of these questions, bet .eread. trig them, let me first of till be of you to keep Close to your little ones hearts, be sympathetic with them in all their trial e and sorrows, invite their confidence by giving yours. They feel " very important" when in partnership with mamma in a "secret" By wise means find out the trend of their thought., what their little playtnates say to them, and what is the nate re of their "plays" when together. All these things will help you to speak a word instant in season. To etill better prepare you Inc this most delicate and important task, read the tracts and leaf- lets for "Mothers' Meetings," published by the Woman's Trenperanee Publication As- sociation, 181 La Salle St., Chicago. I never found just the help that seems needed, until I heard Mrs. 0. T. Cole, a W. la T. U. lecturer, on social purity. In a mother's meeting that she aonducted he told us just what to say to ehe child's first questionings concerniug his existence ; also to his second, concerning the relations of the sexes. Such chaste, ennobting answers as she found in animal life and in the lovely flowers, I shall never forget, thougla cannot reproduce them. I have never read anything , just like it, so if you ever have the opportun. ity, don't fail to hear this woman, I well recall the Sabbath I beard Inc one 'of Pouring rein and deep mud.' But Its it Was only a few deys later that my little daughter earns to me with these same deli- cate moral life questions, I felt repaid a hundred -fold for the effort. I wish you might have seen the child as I repeated this beautiful allegory, then so f resh in my mind. Her face fairly glowed with a holy light and her little sod was baptized into a new life. I am sure that hour will be among the most cherished of my life, and of imperishable memory and good to my child, Au ter CRAWL Tomatoes. 'Following are a few tried receipts for booking tomatoes which some of our readers may be glad to get. BAXED TOMATOES. --Take Smooth, sound, ripe tomatoes of a uniform size. At the stem end cut off a small slice and scoop out about a teaspoonful of the meat ; fill this with salt, pepper, and bread crutnbs. Plane in a bak• Ing -pan or dish and bake three-quarters of an hour. If there be room in the dish, the part of the tomato which is removed to make rooni for the bread, etc„ may be placed in it together with the proper season- ing. A little sugar added to tomatoes great- ly improves them. SlACYD TOMATOSIS.-ss Peel and shoe rile tomatoes, add salt, pepper, and sugar if e• sired, and cover with vinegar. Let them set a few minutes and serve, FRIED TOMATOES. —Slice green tomatoes; dust with flour and fry brown in butter, turning, that both sides may be brown. STIMED TOMATOES.—Pare and slice ripe tomatoes put in a stew -pan, not an iron one as iron yells the flavor; add a very little water and meek fifteen or twenty tninutes. Then add salt, pepper, butter half the size of an egg, nearly one•helf a cup cream, and one pint of fine bread crumbs, or instead of the bread °rumba stir one tablespoonful of flour in the cream and put in while boiling, To this can he added a few, say three or four very thin slims of stele bread, After the dreesitig is added cook three or four ininittes, Canned tomatoes are to be cooked in the same way ouly they will need to cook ' Ave or ben minutes before the dressing is added. -- Fruit Canning, RASPBISRA/ES—RMYS ready apettof very oold *eater, iee if possible. Look over theberries, and tlirow ono quart at, a time into the water. With a wire skimmer; dip them Carefully into a granite iron kettle. For every three quarts allow one largo cupful of sugar, Let them stand till thero is enough juice) 10 nook withont burniug fehnmer slowly, being medal not to break the fruit. When thoroughly heated, fill Cons, meow on the top, shako down, open and fill again, sealing geialtly, and stand in a dark, cool plane. They may be pub up in the Beene manner as pineapple, if preferred but we think this lose trouble and know they Inc nice- 13111°k -caps requiremme watoras they „ are much dryer than the rod berries, lisASIPREMY Jeer,—Weigh the fruit and allow three•fourths pound of sugar to one 'pound of fruit, Wash, skim out and MI/All with the sugar, Le I; I ts tend a few rsot' over s night in the collar or ice•box, Drain off the inlet; and whon boiling hot tvld the berriee, Set backend simmer WWI RS thick as desired. Peer into jelly tumblers or bowls, and when cold covet. with buttered paper. RASPISMiar JiteLY. We prefer to use rad ourrauts with red raepherries for jelly, as it will be firmer aud the atth or is very delicate. Take equal parte of bsrries and currants. After washing, mash and piece them in the oven that is mat hot enough to extract the Mice. Stir well and drain through a cob ander ; then attain through e jelly -bag, Be sure met to squeeze, RS it Will ruin your jelly to get in any of the pulp. For 0000. pint of atiee add one pound flf sugar and 111 t %runty minutes herd. Try, and if done dip into tumblers, it the currants are very ripe, it will need e few minutes longer cook - Ing. Seal when cold, the same as jem, Currant jelly is made In the same way. Those who dislike currants on aecount of the seeds will find that straining through a fine colander and adding the fume to rasp- berries, either red or black, is an improve. meut to both. An Easy Way be Wash, Here ie e.eee easy way to to your wash. ing. Take one mince of einteonet, one oturre salts ot Meade ;did one box of concentrated lye. Mix it in a jar, and pour over it one gallon nf boiliug, water. eftand 9.9 far away from the jar as you can while peering in the water, and do not breathe, Put this Reid away where the children can not reach it. On wash (lay put half a eupful of it to the water in which you bolt your clothes, with half a bar of soy which has been dissolv• ed in hot water, Put your dirty clothes direotly iuto the boiler and let them boil about twenty minutes ; then put them through clear water, rubbing out the dirty spots if any remain, after which they must be rinsed and blued. I have large washings but I usually do them in about three hours, The ingredients of the fluid coat twenty-five cents, but it lasts six or seven months. If the washing is very large and the water in the bollergets low, replenish it from the sudsing water, instead of using more fluid and °leer water, Gambling in ,Englamtl. The facts elizited in connection with the him. He has very lately been celebrating notorious bacoarat scandal case, which line the fetiet of Purini, whieh occurs on the just been reviewed in the London courts are fourteenth day of the Hebrew month Adar, not oolnttlabed to gis'sit e or March --A ril. This is otherwise called impassion of the manner in which members' the Feast of aman, and oommemorates the A. ABBREW JfELL Il RUSSIA, BY 1111XliN ILRY01./. Ibis George Ellot who says that more will -power hes been exerted for the purpose of extinguishing the Jew I hail for tety °thee me purpose since the world began ; but thut, somehow, the Jen' will not be extinguished. He is tough and enduring hermil all prece• dent, admirably well fitted to eurvtvo, He has survived the perseoutions, the ignominy the intolerable homesiekness of twenty cen turies ; he has come out into the light, he has made ti home foe himself among the foremost of eveey land where lifo 15 pozenblo; the deadly duel between 400,000,000 Chris. liens and the poor 7,000,000 JOWS, Whiell is the history of the European Jew, has result • ed nut to hie disedvanta 0, He has rem:heel seers in that coulltet, or wrongs do no pass ; by endowment and by possibility he watt the most fortunate of all the nations, but as it 0, he will never have, now, the distinctive virtues of a dominant race, Yet he is rich, virtueus, honored, gifted beyond any other typo of raan vvith a keen, tee). edged intelligenee, with the power to fee for the sufferings of his owe people, and with the skill to enjoy artisticelly the good thiogs of this world. Such is the Jew of Germany end Franco, of Great Britaiu, of America ; the Jew of whom Ronan writes so brilliantly as the special product of tee last half -century in the great commercia centers of the world. But " there is a poor blind Samson in this land ;" thorn is another type of Jew— starved, oftentimes, end hollow-eyed, numbering a good many inde- finite millions, and dift'ering vastly frein the sleek Jew of high commerce—who has begun to throng the purlieus of our great cities, and to make his strong voice of agony heard from the dark forests of the Niemen. Him It was to whom Dr. Schindler, the chosen Rabbi of the prosperous Jews of Boston, iu a recent leothre on charity, referred when speaking of our duty to be patent with all men, with the Arab, the Hottentot, "oven the uncultivated Russien Jew." I happen to have an effection for this same uncultiveted Russian Jew, and would like to be allowed to write a few words about • I silisolt-lk ubodt, whielt edli makes the ver- nacular of the Ruassien dew, and itt 1/1Ry WILS oven performed in Leaden sot nutny years ago, repreeenting the tribula- tions of the orthodox .1ew, ti Ito is dry,ged away from the study of his favorite Talmud - Mal books to serve in the tienty, where, Front his MUSS, be oan bope for no promotion. Ono born among the Polish J ews has ubly described the peaceful, pastorel state of ttungs whiell existed for six ()eateries, until the beginning of the reeent peeseetitions. "lhey wgov ereerned, "by deputies and an elder elected by the houscholdere of the kalial or commune, which wee ueverthe• less aristootatie, or rather plutheratio. With tee government of the country the kahal had slight connection. hyoid itio annual tribute to its overlord, whose chattel it was ; and t further than that it had no responsibilities. The government was in strict accord with the legislation of the Old Testament end the Talmud. All CASOS at law were brought liza, fore the rabbi of the commune, whose funa• tams were ,thuost wholly judioial, whether he had to pronounoejudgment in a serious litige• I lion or to decide as to purity and impurity upon a pewter spoon. The individual jew had few social aealings with the Gentile world. He knew that he was not like " them," that he was dwelling with his brethren in captivity, awaiting with street hope the trumpet -blast of the Messiah, For that reason his relations with the children 1 of his people were of the olosest kind. He tnet them three thnos each dey at tho qua. gogue, etc. " Odd as it may seem, these inteeeste and hopes wore of the most ideal kind. What witlt prayers, vigils, fasting, baptism, and the Talmud, the Jews were kept busy indeed. On what they lived—who knows 2 Although in each conuttunity there were Jewish masons, carpenters, tailors, shoe- makers, and smithe, no Jew could take up a trade without losing caste, . . • Most of them knew very few words of the tongues of the Gentiles. Of Hebrew every Temente lad some knowledge. To be unable to read it at least was not to be a Jew, On the smarmy, the study of Gentile tongues was a in. " Such a regime made the Jew what he was in the first half of this century. Ile WEIS a Jew, body and soul; in faith, in speech, in habit, in his social relations. Outside of Judaism he knew and he would know noth- ing. Ito looked down upon the Gentile as of the "upper" classes oocup.y their time downfall, or rather the elevation on the gal- en animal without an Immortal soul, au utt• when fgey .f an social eniasuins, egi end, lows fifty =bits high, of Heinen, the fortunate creaeure, a crass barbarian whom day which had been passed on the race course famous enemy of the Jews. We can God kept on earth. He alone knew why. . by gathering arouttd the baccarat table in a real yet in the Bible of how " the . . As far as he knew, the world existed mutual frienddrawing•rooni and speeding Jews of the villages that dwell in the unseal- for the children of Israel, and the day would 's hours in playing Inc stakes, ,,, is thiee in led towns made the fourteeneh day of the soon come, it was hoped, when the Israelites any ordinary auto, is not what tnight month Adar a day of gladness and feasting, alone should ocioupy the earth." c have been eepected of persons so distingaisla and a good day, and of sending portions one Such was, until within a few years, the ed as were sevetal of linnet who to another." It is pleasant to watch theme- heamloss and interesting community which :nada up the party on the memorable night in s'is'al, through at least two-e.nd4wenty oen- has been doomed to extinction. The special question. lienceferth quiet people, not turies,,of this old-world custom, and to note abreast with the age, anti who have been that among the " _portions " are a form of wont to itnagine that when eminent men turnover called "Iiiimmataschen," made of and distinguished ladies meet in social inter- sweetened breadelough tilled inside with course they are accustomed to speed the PaPPY 'Weds and honey, and shaped in im- days in protitehle and ennobling employ- .itation of the cooked hat which Hamen is merit and to devote the tong evenings, to re. supposed to have worn. The Russian Jews fined amusements and to brilliant con- have learned, as a rule, to submit to evil for versations wherein statesmen lay aside the which there te no remedy, and to lead hush - burden of aloe and august personages ecl and humble lives in which renunciation the still weightier burdens of rank, will to Plays a patheticoaly large part. But the conjure up a different picture, the _picture Feast of Haman rouses all their spirit. of a gaining table surrounded by 1s and They cannot but remember that millions of their relatives in Poland are at this moment gentlemen who worship the Go4 dam of Chanee with an earnestness and devotion Pausing through it perseoution from which which no professional ezmanbler not, surpass. no Mordecai shall release them, are walking For that the gambling habit during the last in a furnace heated seven timith brit, but fewyears has made enormous advenaesamong with no appeasing angel by their side. the English "upper" classes is a facttoo pa.. IL is important to remember that "tho un - tent to be denied. And not only has this un- cultivated Russian jaw" represents cart inly one-half, and perhaps two-thirds, of all the healthy habit been growing, but aocordingto the London Standard, a journal of unques- Jews in the world. The towage respectable tiona,ble repute, it is betng pursued with an estimate which I have seen pats the Russian openness which is nothing short of shame• 1 Jews at 3 000 000, Mr. E. B. Lenin, who " There is no concealment about it. lines with so much force, and wieh a heart - has writteri mien this subject in the magaz- less. Says the Standard : The man who wants a game of baccarat; or dessnese which may be but the calculated who desires te risk his money at rouge -et -nob, 'effect of ma, -speaks constantly of them as numbering at least 5 000 000. We have thus is under no neceseity to 'dive into some furtive and hall illicit private ' hell,' He a nation of the size of modem Belgium, or can gamble to his heart's content in the of twice the size of classical Greece. In fact, drawingrooms of some of the stateliestwith a ieW ""imPrta"b exuaUbbnia hi the country houses in England and some of the 'Danubian prinaipalitiee, Russia is the only noblest town mansion; in London ; and the ' country where the Jews still form a distinct community. Everywhere else they axe but a number of them private casinos is increasing rapidly. Gambling is becoming the favor- sect, or a social order ; here they form a ite after-dinner amusement of certain MEM. 'nation, 'which for six centuries long, or for ential sets, and if we eon believe the stories .five times the indepenience of the United sumsS.3 that are told, vast are won and lost ,"°a, has been eattonomous. This brave with a frequency and freedom that recallancl benighted nation, existing Mr so long the old days of Crockford's. Then, too 'unknown in the midst of the vast Russian av we he adopted an innovation unknown ti,and Polish m barbariss, havebeen irrevocably our great grandfathers. In their time, ie• doomed to extinction. It is not enough men sat up. till daylight gaming and drink- 1 that the nation, as a self-governing ing it was in the company of :nen. In our , factor in Russian affairs, must pass •, modern gambling (Wens:: women are free of eaoh individual composing the nation must' the guild-. The belies are nob expected to I be destroyed. Those velM underatand the conditions best sey that the Renton Jews have no cliance. Mr. Lanni has remarked that never before was a keine/ uante, Inc such limp stakes, played with such un- daunted spirit as by these uecultivated Jews. Has the reader ever had the luck to lieten to the narrative of some sailor, camp ed across the ice, who can tell of how the ioebergs of Alaska or of Greenland gather- ed mound and orushed his doomed whaling withdraw when them male friends call for a pack of coeds and express a desire for cigars and 'long driukse In the gatne which ensues the oharinieg and graceful hostess takee a hand ; she can put her money on the red or the black with coolness and judg- ment ; she is acquainted with the tatter mysteries of poker, and ca,n 'bluff 'an oppon• neat in that fascinating game with the skill and pertinacity of a veteran player in a exas bar -room. This is not a delightful picture surely, iiee vessel? Or has he followed, step by step, one to be contemplated with equanimity by the way in which the growing Christian those English tneu who are solicitous for the powers Spain closed in around the moral well-being of their fellow -country -dwindling Mhammedan principalities an. men. It is to bo hoped that His Royal til, sealluatreted on some maps, the whele Highness, whose experienoes in conneotion of the peninsula was pink, end the Moharn• with the recent trial have been so humiliat• medans were represented only by a yellow ing will henceforth consent to lend the weight spot about Granada ? of his potverful influence in discountenancingYet the Mohammedans, while they stood a practice ao universally condetnned by in Speen at all, maintained their tout% with moralists as tending to subvert tho best in the delivering sett, For the Jews in Russia terests of the people, there is no sea, no escape, no hope, This is bhe day. of the growth of great powers, and Russia, th as elenaly on the inoroase now as was Christian Spain in the fifteenth century. despolista 0114 hoar no exeeptions, and the recene fate of Finland, indepeedene and con- stitutional for nearly a century, where the Czar was no Czar, but merely King, ehoeve ehe tendency of things. The Russians are not merely jealous of the political exist - once of the Jews—they are in deadly twee of their superior intelligence, industry, and vietue, Russia proper, Orme Russia, Holy Rues* never had any Jews. At present there are no Jews in all the body of the Empire with the excepeion of a few merchants who are allowed to reside front year to year in tete great cities, by paying an enormous fine, on the some prineiple that clogs pay teem in America,. It would be easy anti amusing to ;mote some of tho edicts by which suocessive Russian monarchs endeavored to keep the " scurvy Jews" off their borders, The inost liberal of thetas edicts allowed tho Jews, Inc example, to enter the comthry for a limited time in order to attend the annual fairs, but forbade them to wary any money at all out of the country, oven copper olumge. The Sews came to Russia with Poland, which was annexed in 1772 and in 1792. They had boon living in Potent' for about five eel:Aeries:, eince they bad limn first brought into the actuary by Gedimir the Tile worst all•aroand etrikor is the bor. Great, They came from the direction of rower. Gernany, and lied tarried with them the Don't be ter sevoreon the man who smokes ;tort of Gainful evhioll tees epoken in the cigarettes 1 he may have promised a lying thieteenth =dory, Thi e lee/maga, horribly mother tied he would never touch tobacco ,.,ispronounced, and willk the addition of in are. fere: Some Roses, How many gleams of pink in the world) The light of the dawn and the eve, The lite of a fleeting oloud, The happy cheek of a girl, The glow imprisoned in pearl! And oh, the sweetness and the gladness Molting, pouring, through the pinkness Roses' petals hold for love! Leaf on leaf folding over, Or breaking bonds and bursting OSVer, Rolling backward, luecious, full; Wrapping closest at the centre. Curving thence in buoyant whirl; Tilting lightly at the edges. Where the Kohn= pales mow. Burning sotnehow through the color, Transfiguring and meking fuller, Shade of pink and hidden yellow. Lives and glows, a light, a spirit, Essen:3e sttlitte, whence and whither ? Mingling softly with Ole spirit, Breathing out from form mei texture Of the roses' every fold. Wafted upward to the senses, Come a fragrance and a rapture, Seent of gareleeti, tease of heaven, Sweet to wileineas, dear, ecstatic, perseautious began with the accession of Alexander III.—ten years ago—but for' whom, it has been said, there need neVilYi have arisen a Jewish question in Russia., I! ,zan do no more, in closing, than recall to my readers minds a few of the countless new edicts that are incessantly falling upon the unhappy Jews. Formerly a Jew was allowed to lend money on landel security, although he con1c1 not positively own land. This peivilege has been taken away, and the very foundations f many a business have been dislocated, Formerly, oppressive as were the laws of military servitude, the only son of a widow, or a son who was the seaport nf his mother's family, was not included. Now all these tender exceptions have been done away with. The Jews have always had a fine thirst for intelleetual things, and, in spite of their excessive poverty, they have thronged the universities. By a deoree of 1886 they were exclu leil altogether front many schools and uolleges, and admitted only in proportion of ten, of five, or of three per cent. of the entire number of students into °them. "1 shallnever forget," says Mr. Lenin, "the harrowing scones I witnessed, the tomes, the entreaties, the wailing and despair irtimediately after the passingof that drastic law," Formerly, when they had no need to do so, the Jews could emigrate ; now they can no longer leave the country except under false pretenses, and by exposing themselves to fearful penalties if unsuccessful, or if they ever venture back t see their dear ones. The laws dissolving all family and business relations by the huge rewards offered for apostasy from Judaism have been frightfully complicated of late. A Jew cannot change his residence except every two years ; he cannot weer a skull cap without paying a yearly tax of five rubles; he caneot employ his own butcher without paying double or triple meat taxes, And sc I might go on forever. The most fearful thing of all is the recent decision of a, Russian superior court that where a law can be :male to harm or not to harm a Jew, it must always be construed it the restrictive sense. In other words, the prisoner is no longer to have the benefit of the doubt. As Mr. Lenin says, "The writ- ten laws against the JONI'S, severe as they undoubtedly are, can give no idea of the actual amount and kind of suffering inflict- ed on this unfortunate people by those who administer them, and front whose interpre- tation and conduet there lies no appeal. Not only muse oue take into consideration the kind of whip with which they are beaten, but likewise the arm that wields it, and i this case it Is the sinewy, bloody arm that knouted so many Christians to death." Perhaps the Russia Jews are unoultivated, as Dr. Schindler says; but the way in which they are enduring these persecutions has been finely called the nearest approach bo an imposing miracle that has been vouchsafed to tide unbelieving generation. A Close Season in Delving. Bea, The action of the British parliament in passing the bill to provide for a close season 10 13ehring sea must commend itself to every thoughtful person as exceedingly judicious, inasmuch as it will seeve to coneinee the world that the existing difficulty beleveen Britain and ehe Ceiba& States is not due to any unreasonable demand on bite part of the former eountry. The bill providee thot the period during Whieh the prohibition shall continue shall be determined by the order in council ; that during this period no person belonging to a, British 'ship ellen. kill, take or hue, or attempt to kill take or hunt any seal within Behring sea ; that no Brilish ship or any equipment or arew thereof shell bo employed in euth killing, taking or hunt- ing, and that if there be any oontravention of the Act any pereon committing, procuring, aiding or abetting such contravention shell be guilty of a misdemeanor and the ship equipment, and everything on board shell be forfeited to her Majesty. In moving that the bill be road a seoond time Mr. W. 31, Smith stated in parlittinette the other day that "Greet Britain had endeavored to arrive at a friendly conclusion with a kindred power and had practically succeeded in do- ing so," It is expected Mutt a joint oommia- sion will now be appointed to investigate the conditicie of the sealing Meier:try that lime "Ate liwo nations maybe in a position to dial more ietelligenliy with the question. Meantime arrangements aro going forward In have the queetion of jurisdiceion subntit- Semitic and even of alexia words, is the ted to arbitration, iihe had no pew ner maw Nei. any brood nor kin, ee theta Memento a hemmed 'Mier we all took her In. A 1)001., peaked little critter, Itethheadod. Palo, on' 11,1*, Six boys lime wag o' we tine, An, pap ho used to 'grim That live of us s likely As you would wish to see: An' ono or UR in015 611010Y, an' thet liter one wus 111, An' Jinn), nsp,t to Wog to, leer bele' leg an' leen, All hands an' 805. 00 freokleg - The thialiost ever seen. Shojedeaul Twits only sunburn Kept ate from lookbe 111'SOR. PlrAl; olf d idn't mlini it, Them funnin. WitySitt horn, But when .hu toolc t o growin Like a slim you ag forest fern, An' did her hair up on top, why Her jokes begun to burs. I knowd 0 wasn't not Ida' Sot otr g lost .1 oho and .11m, An' 130d, well, ho Wits Sightly, 4,,' Tal, 1 looked at him .An' sensed his mance with dimly Wilt4 big an' mine IYUS kW. SO0 llOW0d IR never inctittmi Ifew much 1 keored Per her ; Coo 1 ledge to pine in secret IL passes easier Then to Mile with folks it.k nowl n' Just what yotere Olin' for. I tried a retendly manner An' talked with her right smart About her bean:ti, an' reckoned Sho hadn't any heart; An' one day when 1 gald Her eyes ilew wide apart In asuddlot, fashion. An' tho blue looked wet an' she Wag pink as any POSO An' 11 well, when 1 ROC That blugh, well, the truth Is She's gain' to marry me 1 SUMMER SMILES, Nothing to speak of—a cipher. The murderer's version of it—no noose is good noose. A spiritualistic seance is at best a medium performance. The girl who hasn't yet "00000 out " fier bathing suit begins to trim, And though she's young, without a doubt, Sne'll soon be in the swim. " My daughter, did John propose last night ?" " No, mother. leut I thought I de- tected an engaggment Hog in his voice as be bade me good night." Fair Customer—" You say you trained that dog yourself. Clan he understand me if I call bun in English ?" Dealet.—" Yale feff you whistle to him." Miss Lovering—" But if you did not love htm, why, oh, why, dal you marry him ? Lady Bankrupt—" Well my dealt, he was ping at such a bargain I couldn't resist.' Edith (soliloquizing)—" I'm so glad he proposes by letter. No fuss—no helping him on—and plenty of time to run down to papa's office and look !um up in Brad. street's before I give him an answer. Miss De Pink—" Did you hear about Miss Bullion's engagement to a foreign nobleman ?" Mr. Gooefello—" Yes, every. body is talking of it." " Isn't it remark- able—they say she is really marrying him for love." Clarice—" Anti so your eugagetnent with Maitland is really off ?" Isabel—" Yes, I got tired of machine -made -love." Clarice— " Machine -made love ? What do you menu?' Isabel—" Ile wrote all Ms letters on a typewriter," First Clerk—" I've had this office cout four years." Second Clerk—. You don't say so ? N't hy, it looks as good as new. How do you account for it lasting so long ?" First Clerk—" I don't know, unless it's because I never wear it out." Reporter—" How did your benquet gl off, 13anklurk ?" Banklurk—" Not as war as it might, you know. The toastmasteo called on a gentleman who had lost an eye, Sit ear, and a leg to answer to the toast, Our Absent Members.' "Did you see old Skinflint?" "Yes I told him I had come to ask of him the great- est blessing a man could seek—his (laughter's hand." "Aad whet did he say?" 331 seemed very mush pleased. Said lie was afraid at first I wanted to borrow five dollars." Cheycion—"1 think it must be admitted wotnan exerts a refitting influence on num." Mrs. fillaydoe—" Of course it is." Claydon --" Now, there's jaysinith. His wife's scolding has driven hint to drink and he's beenfinedand refined for disorderly oondect. The Rats Won, The question is fregnently naked, writes a correspondent of the Lewiston Attend, whence; comes the name of Thomson Pond, o sheet; of water in Western Maine, extend- ing through four towns and lying partly in three counties. Tradition says it was named from the first settler, Joe Thomson, of whom the following anecdote its related : Mr. Thomson woe greatly disturbed by rats, which assailed his premises in hordes, and at last he took an original method of getting rid of therm Iie placed an empty hogshead in his log hovel, leaving the bunghole open, through wh Lott he dropped o small quantity of meat scraps and bread crumbs. Then taking a large letither bag he retired outside and peeped through a orevioe to see what would happen. Presenely he espied an old gray veteran approeshing the' banghole, The rodent looked in, then sniffed; and imemed to take an inventory of the room to ascertain what dangers there were, and finally he ditimp• peered inside the hogshead. Very soon he emerged from the bunghole and seampared off. In a halfminute the old rat appeared, followed by a drove of a hundred or more hungry rodents whidli went after him into the hogshead "Now is my fun 1" Joe chuckled, and ho went quietly through the door and adjusted the epee mouth of his leather bag over the bunghole, at the nine time rapping the hogshead with the toe of his boot, which prodneed a ringing sound. Withlond squeals ancl fierce struggles the frightened rats began to scramble through the bunghole, and soon they all landed in the bottom of the bag. Joe's first thought was to drown them by, sinking the bag in the pond, but being in a rather gamesome mood, he concluded to put the bag in his boat, and, after rowing to a good distanoo from the shore, release the rate, with hie ox -goad have some fen knock. ing them in the head, Ho revved out from the shore so far that ho WAS eeetain the rodents would be unable to swim to land. Then he untied elm bag, expecting to see the frightened creatures lottp pollmoll iitto tho pond 1 hut he did nob know the nature of his prisonora Instead of fleeing into the water, or oven retreating to ono auto of the boat, the rats charged upon the man in a body, and with WW1 Rod slaws so severely lamitated his Mee, nook and beide as to oaten him to leap from the bone and swim for the shore, leaving the craft inpotthession of his ono -time viothns. LATE CABLE NEWS , Oost of Making an Arehbiellop Prince of Wales—United Dinplre Trade Leagne—The Triple Alliance, There hai hem much talk recently ebout the menzltdous met of melting an archbishop. When Dr, Magee, who lute just died, was made Ate:Meshy of York i1 was raid the 501)5050 1)1 truslation was .57,000 mul the salary of the °Mee .O10,000, figures atilt enough to account for an army of parasiti- eat ollicials. '1 here wore loud calls foe reform, and the Uhureh of England wail poended on all shine. But it now seetns the expenses of making the Aeohbistiop were not 57,000, but I:100. The balance was for furniture and such other =Mere as ordinary people are expected to pay for. Besides, Arehbishop Magee, in the sheet thee he was arelibishop, drew eatery to the reapeotable amount nt over 54,000. It is it relief to know that nebody will refuse the arch- bishopric ou zuzeount of the expense of trans- lation. The Prince of Wales has evidently resolv- ed to limo the baccarat scaedai down. He hae accepted several invitations to public; ceremonies, and his engagements already' inoluile the opening of ta convalescent hospi- tal ansi several ecliools.The rumour that; he has cemented to tteke the (Meer at the annual meeting of the anti -gambling society is unfounded and malicious. On leredneeday evening, however, Ile did restune his role as the model Theme and the patron of science. The occasion was the centenary of Zwaday's birthday, and a grea crowd of Englaildt most ant -lent scientific men assembled ae do honor to " the baccarat export" and to Faraday. This order of proredence is strictly correct, and it is confirmed by the fact that all the newspapers report the Prince's prosaic remarks verbatim, and nearly all suumarize in a few lines the really remarknble oration delivered by Prof. Lord Rayleigh in honor of the great chemist, electrician, and philosopher. The members of the United Einpire Trade League were received by Lord Salisbury yesterday and were treated in that wily diplomat's blandest manner. He more thau hinted that he shared their views in regard to fostering coloniel trade at the expense of the foreigners, deplored the carelessness of Lord Peemerston's Government in entering into eegagemer ts which have ever eince fettered lengland'e hands, and then told the Leaguers that he could do nothing tor them unta they had succeeded in the gigantic and, as most people, including Salisbury, think, impossIble task of converting the country to the policy of protection. There is reason to believe that Italy has not yet formally rebound herself to the Tri- ple Alliance, but it is beyond doubt that she is about to do so. When that Inc been done there will be a Ministerial crisis in Rome. Themajority of the Cabinet favore the Triple Alliance, but on Other matters the GpiniORS of the Ministers are hopelessly divergent. The Mister of Finance, in particular, has caused more trouble than all the other mem- ben of the Cabinet put together. He is still feverishly seeking to establish a financial anl has submitted during this month alone no fewer than thirty distinct proposals for raising money, of which his colleagues have ap ;roved only two, The re- jection of each proposal has been automatic- ally followed by the tender of Signor Luz- zatia resignation, this and has been invariab• ly refused by King Humbert, who will not ,allow a Ministernel crisis to occur so long as a new Triple Alliance shall remain uncome pleted. Destroying Spades. When people set about .getting rid of entire species of animals by a systematic persecutiou, they usually find it a difficult sob. Sot a, price on the head of the wolf or the woodchuok and the creature seems to realize the importance of its life. A bounty on crows must be viewed as a pleasant joke by those shrewd observers of men and things. The ease of the wolf in Europe is historioal one, A price has been aot on the creature's head for centuries, awl yet literals but a smell portion of the continent frozn which the animal has been extermitat• ed. The Netherlands is free of wolves from the character of tho country. The whole laud furnishes not a shade rookyden su wit- able for a wolf's lair i ; neither s there a forest for the creaetwe's shelter. It is true that the wolf has been exter- minated from Great Britain and Ireland. This result has been reached, however, by indirect means rather then by a direct) attack. The clearing off of the forest left the wolf no place in . which to hide from pursuit. The islands were too far from the continent for their thinned ranks to be recruited from the mainland. In Spain and France the wolf has at no time been unknown, although a price has been set on its head Inc hundreds of, years. The animal has developed cunning in pro- portion as the pursuit) has bomme closer, Like the crow, it has learned to take care of itself. On the other band, species receive very little help toward their continuance aeon the well -meant efforts of man to that end. In proof of this We are told that there is an ancient Act of Parliamentstall in foroo in England and Weleseproliihiting this baking of the eggs,: of certaut birds, of which sue kinds ere expressly lamed. In spite of this protecting law, four of bit six speetee have ceased to breed in those countries. The fedi/fed ways in whieh such results/ are brought) about are shown in the destruc- tion of the quail in Now Zealand. The birth; were once numerous ; no one wished to destroy them, But the land was burned over for other ptirposes at emulous when the eggs and young of the quail were exposed to destruction, and a few years brought the species to an end. Word mines from Hamburg that the authorities there profess to be surprised because a German immigrant) by thename of Bader,who was known to be guilty of a crimi e n Germany, was nob pertnitted to land iu New Yoult. They say time it is the =atom in all the Getman stake, as well as the other etatem of Enrope, to send their in. oorrigible criminals to America as the beet way of getting rid of them, and boob attempt is made to conceal tho custom. Itt Switzerland they have a, way of limning one their convicts on their signing an agreement never to rektrn to that oolnitry, and while it is not speeified that they are to go to Amore:the they generally do, and usually the mirage is, paid by the Government. The awl. mots aro mstruoted what story to tell abotte themselves, end usually their fatherland seas them no more. Thus these little states save themselves heavy expense in tim way or supporting penitentiaries, and the United States is turned into a Botany Bay sol ett- joys all sorts of stri hos. anarchist agitations, malla, vendettas and other fetch filIVSOS 111 nuntorablo. —Now Orleans Picayune.