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:pail. 4, 1890
ASTBURY'S BARGAIN
I • MAW= V.
Oyerttm Barn was witdiia an hour's
stray drive to the city, and one of the
Prettiest places in the picturesque dl$-
triat of Norwood, ¶.lhe grounds extend-
ed to about fifteen acres, and were out•"'
rounded by nzagnifteent beeches, oaks,
and elms, The house was outside in the
style of a baronial castle, with guit-
arists; buttresses, and a clook tower;
but within, it was arranged on ,the
most approved modern principles of
comfort and convenience, There were
green terraces reaching down to an ex-
tensive lawn, surrounded by a dense
shrubbery of hotly and rhododendrons,
Beyond was the perk, where all the
year round a few deer might be seen
tamely nibbling the rich herbage, un-
disturbed by the two cows which shay.
ed the pasture, or the traffic along the
beech avenue. The place bad been pur-
chased by the late John Ellicott Prom
the executors of an eccentric gentle-
man who, combining admiration for
ancient architecture with a due sense
of the advantages of modern improve-
ments, had built the house and arrang-
ed the grounds according to his owe
views. Overton Park was now the pro-
perty of Mr. Ellicott's nephew, who
brought his young wife home after a
pleasant sojourn on the Riviera.
There never had been such a tondo].
and devoted husband as Henry Dacon,
not only during the honeymoon, but in
the months and years that succeeded
it. The chief aim of his existence
seemed to be the discovery of some
new means for affording his wife pleas-
ure; and the was brimful of joy when-
ever the succeeded in giving her some
unexpeeted and pleasing surprise. She
had no wish, no whim even, however
extravagant, whleh was not immediate,
ly gratified. He passed the recognis-
ed bounds of a husband's most trans-
cendent proofs of affection -he not only
made his mother-in-law welcome to the
(house, but he showed her every token
of respect at home and abroad. No
mother had ever before known such a
paragon of a son-in-law. He had made
the most liberal settlements on ber
daughter, and by his attentions made
her the envy of all the matrons in her
circle wtio had daughters married or
to marry. The widow fully appreciated
the advance in social estimation thus
gained, and was intensely proud of it.
But she contrived to wave the flag of
triumph so discreetly that few could
say she was unduly vain of the good
fortune which had befallen her and her
daughter.
Every one w,bo had any intimacy
with the young wife assured her that
she had drawn a big prize out of the
matrimonial lucky -bag; and she would
answer frankly that she knew, and was
glad and graceful for it. She began
almost to fear that Dacon was too
goad. As long as a year and a half
after marriage, when baby Hetty was.
full seven months old, she had the ex-
ceptional privilege of chiding her hus-
band for his too great eagerness to
satisfy all her fancies. "I do think,
Henry, you want to make me believe
that L am the mistress of an enchant-
ed palace where I have only to wish
-say, for the moon, and it would be
brought to me."
Or you might be whisked up to the
moon,' he answered, Iauughisng as he
kissed her. "Why, there
the world that I care for except to
make you glad? -always glad that you
chose. me for better for worse. ! have
got the "better," and I hops you will
never think that you have got the
"worsen'
"No -never, you foolish old man," she
rejoined, patting his cheek fondily.
"Well, you have not wanted anything
out of the way yet -at anyrate, no-
thing that the simple signing of a
cheque could not provide."
"Are you not afraid that by being
too good to you will bring on a fit
of satiety, and I may grumble bo -
cause you cannot give me something
that is beyond the reach of cheques?"
she asked with playful gravity.
I would try to get it," was the
cheery response, "by favor or force; and
if I failed, then I would crust to your
wise head to understand that it was not
my fault."
But if my wise head would not un-
derstand, and I still cried for the un-
attainable -when then?"
"I should be wretched until you
came back to your senses and did un-
derstand. -You are dreaming about
something unusual now. What is it?"
They were In Betty's boudoir -a place
sacred to themselves except on "com-
pany" nights -and she was resting on
this shoulder, passing her fingers fond-
ly through his hair. He looked up
smiling at the prospect of some easily
satisfied demand being the finale to this
portentous introduction.
I was thinking about Daisy."
"You say that as solemnly as if sbe
were laid up with some serious illness.
Certainly, we do not see so much of ber
as I know you woold like; but we
must make allowances for an authoress
who is absorbed in the production at
a magnum opus which is to set the
Thames on fire. I.et us hope it w•Ul,
and that she may be content ,vith the
blaze. But I nope you are not go-
ing to charge me with the task of see-
ing that the fireworks go off proper-
ty, that would be too much for inc.""I don't like you to make tun about
,her work, lienry-she is so earnest over
it; and you know that some publishers
Have acknowledged she has talent,"
I am sure she has, and I bad not
the least intention of jestingabout it.
My little joke was meant solly to drive
that shadow from your face. Ts there
anything the matter with her?"
I am afraid there is," continued Mrs.
Dacon pensively; and you have made
me so happy that I feel her grief the
more distressfully"
" WStbat is the trouble? Can we do
801,11310g to relieve her of it, or at leaet
to lighten it in any way("
"I with we could, and I know that
you wish it as much es I do. But I
feat we cannot do anything."
Then, as we cannot, you. must take
comfort from the old saying, "SVhat
can't be curedi'-
Don't*" exolttimed ithe young wife,
laving a finger lightly on his lips.
"You must 130 serious, Hlenry, or 1
shall be silent, The something which
enemies cannot enable you to do for me
(bas turned up at last."
"There are few things which dove
ttupported by a good bank account can -
!back. She ppuld: net (toll Winn that
Iletty was welhappy and needed help'
for every day dm saw fresh proofs,0
her equstud
's Poept contentment with
her lot perfect satisfaction in bei' 'TI•Ip FARM *?AIRY,
hothead and her pretty little dough- I have been in (bas line of business
not aepomplisli,' he rejoined encotii.'ag' ter. Daley leouil only report these
ingly. Dome, out with it, and give foots again and again, but without some 'twenty-five years, writes i, C.
Sir Galahal,d a chanes of proving his onee expreaaing surprise er cnriesity at Curtis, 1n Ohio.. ',armor. My fust point
mettle•f' the singular Condition on which v ' was to Pick up the best utensils pts^
Yon are not 'Serious yet; ec said bort would alone attempt to roe sible to brio them to bear u is the
with mild reproach, "although T bane the deem of hanisbment be had aC g p
told you that the subject le dietreerobag eeptpcl, inefo o bide correspondence, means that I had at hand, I sopa got
me so Muth. Bur I wig) tell you• Whac she bad suspected tile reason wily he upon the deep setting process of setting
it is. Daisy is Very ill-sheie tangoing new it, Elan behoved hand
s danow x gel milk, I found that it required cold wa-
her heart cut because Gilbert b
fished, and she will never know, bappi,- but one could not endure to vex him ter and continuous end for at least
nese untit he is brought bank.' by the constant iteration ofthat ver- six bours,.and I found that if elle bulk
Be became serious enough as these divot. She wished to bole him; 54111 80 t
words were spoken, and the wife felt wrote as,pleasantly its she could, Ay -
01 water was large, it kept ogld, hat
that he involuntarily drew a little ing in reply to his minute inquiries Putting more milk into it, did not af-
away from her, whilst she in surprise every detail at her command of Bet- feet it; benne I adopted the system of
olvng the more closely to .ham. ty's life acid of the growth of little Het- setting my cans' into a cistern of cold
I have not annoyed you, ,Henry, ',tv-the prettiest, fairest, and merrieat water. 'The windmill brought the cold
I hope T have not done that?" she child that had ever bean bona.
pleaded. The letters became to Gilbert the water into the cistern from a hundred
No, no, Betty," he answered grave- most important of each mail, the feet away, I applied a windlass. I
ly; "not annoyed me, but bothered me, first sought and the first opened. He
for you have found out the thing I can- could fancy that he heard Daisy's bad about four eons of milk at a time,
and I out them . down at once, and the
not do for. you,: Remember, oven .if voice aka she read the words she penned;
I could bring Astbury backto Eng- and he could see her quiet sweet face turgo.amount of water that surrounded
land, I could not compel him to love watching him with that earnest sym- them kept them sufficiently pool for
your cousin. You cannot have for- pathetic expression he remembered so all purposes and the results were good.
gotten that it was another person ho well in her soft blue eyes, Be'ave p p
cared for, and she knew it. --I am sorry her by every mail a sort of diary of 'his Ice would have been better, I improv -
for her; I am sorry for him; butl don't progress, as some small compensation ed upon that simply by putting a sort
see how to hells them in the way you for the labor he entailed on her in of refrigerator house over the cistern,
want," his greedy desire for news from home and in ger tea I
"Yes, 1 know it is impossible,. and news of herself her aunt, -and of the y kept my water cold
wish I bad not epoken about it; but Overton Par J;amily. She, with no �, all summer,as cold as the well water,
she is suffering so very much, and all other desire than to console 0110 who Por the last four years 1 have used
the more because she tries to hide it. had sacrificed and suffered so much, re-
If she wouldthe se only unburden her mind plied faithfully and truly to each letter. Perator, .but I shall confine my -
by telling her sorrow to somebody, she Unconsciously, she saved him from fall- sell to the other process, because many
would be better; but she will not say 1ng into the morbidly bitter state whi � who have but few oows, think they can -
anything even to me."
It is better that she sbould not,"
he said abruptlly, as if irritated; but he
instantly subdued his voice and continu-
ed: 'Still, seeing you so anxious on the
subject, she might have told you that
I have already done all I could for
them both,'
You Have1-0 Henry, you make me
glad again. She must have said some-
thing to you, then?"
Yes -not mucid; but remembering
the information you gave me.I under-
stood her, and opened the way for them
to correspond.ff
AO WC() LTU RAL
"Then you knew where be wast" she
exclaimed in amazement,
"He wrote to me, was the reply,
with a restlessness he bad not previ-
ously exhibited in their private con-
versations.
him,her
She cies ed her arms round
P
heart throbbing with pride and ofPee-
tion. "You knew all the time, and
yet incurred that great Loss rather than
betray himl't
He endured the embrace; he could not
respond to it. I told you at the time,''
he said coldly, "that 1 did not believe
Astbury gulits.. But I think, Betty,
a little reflection will convince you
that the seldonner his name is men-
tioned between us the more comfort-
able it will be for me."
"I will never speak of him again,"
was the impulsive promise. "But it is
a pity, since you are so sure of his
innocence, that he cannot return. They
might come together and be happy -
like us."
Sbe did not return to the subject af-
ter his declaration tbat it was unpleas-
ant to shim -although her notion was
that it ought to have been quite the
reverse considering how nobly he bad
acted throughout towards a rival who
would Have triumphed by defaming
him. But, of course, she had not told
him what Gilbert bad suggested, and
she had so sternly repudiated. She
kept her resolve, and never did tell
Dacon had spoken truly. He had done
his best to meet Daisy's wishes. He
not only asked Gilbert for leave to give
her his address, but frankly told with
what fervour the girl. strong in her
conviction of his innocence, had de-
clared her resolution to bring him back
to England, in order that his good
name might be cleared of every stain
with which calumny and misapprehen-
sion had daubed it. He went further,
and told Gilbert that if ever a woman
loved a man, Daisy Forester loved him;
and added -with unintentional coarse-
ness, arising from his selfish desire to
get her out of bis way as much as to
console the exile -that it would not be
difficult to persuade her to emigrate to
South America. •
That letter brought one from Gilbert
to Daisy by the next mail. "The account
Dacon sends of your faith in me," he
wrote, "has given me unspeakable com-
fort; and if I could only know that
tlatty shared it with you, I should be
quite Happy. I can now tell you, for
your satisfaction, that my complicity m
the affair is to this extant: 1 discov-
ered who the culprit was, and for reas-
ons of my own, determined to held my
tongue, even if the blame should fall
upon Inc. What these reasons were
I cannot explain even to you; but you
may be sure that they were strung ones,
or I would not still be an exile and
a dishonored man in the eyes of al-
most every one who knew me as Gil-
bert Lathery. I am now Edward Har-
rison, announced here a most fortunate
man, for my success has been beyond
my most extravagant expectations; but
it does not compensate for what is Lost.
I shall be glad to have news from you
whenever you care to write, and above
all things, glad to learn from you that
Hetty is Happy."
In this he delicately indicated that the
old love was still strong within him.
1f Daisy had entertained a hops of ber
cousin's marriage having so changed the
nature of his regard for ber as to per-
mit his affection to settle elsewhere, it
would have been dispelled by this com-
munication. But Daisy was not, thinking
of winning him for herself. Feeling sure
that no matter what happened to. bim
-wbether be died or married -she could
never love any other man sufficiently
to become a wife -she was equally sure
that bis affections could never be trans-
ferred to her or anybody else. But be-
cause she loved him so, she wanted to
see him put right before the world. She
wanted to see him back in his native
.and, and able to bold up his, head am-
ongst those who now believed him
guilty. She was irritated at the idea
of him skulking In a foreign land un-
der an assumed name, and it was no creamery. I tell
consolation to her to know that he was ed lir detectives. vantage to patronize the cretimery, but
successful in business. All t•he riches of Quite a number of millionaires aro , the more perfect you .can make butter
Golconda were in her eyes worthless if omitted with the possession of these ; at home the better patron you will be
good Hama lead to be sacrificed for them, garments of. safety, and It is alleged 1 to the creamery, and the better you
Bat what could she do? Call him chat w111:e few people imagine it, they will take care of your midk.
that she was angry with him, that she ars worn very generally by prominent'
utterly disapproved of his conduct, and men'
that, after racking her brain for every
conceivable excuse for the course be had
adopted, she could find none? She did
tell 'him, and the result was the sad
response that be could not attempt to
justify himself to others because the
motive which actuated him could only
be understood by himself. Ile did not
mean to return to England unless he
learned that Betty was unhappy and'
in need of help. He implored Daisy not
to despise him for his weakness, but
to continue writing to him, for her let- with 00r husband, and flied in cont*- for maintaining proper strength for
d b f I tt 1'
is often the consequence of disappoint., not afford to get a separator..
ment on an ardent generous nature.
The activity with which he pursued bis The milk is drawn from the cow at
work after receiving each missive made 98 degrees. The milk is set Immediate -
him aware of the Happy influence she ly into water at 48 or 50 degrees. The
was exercising over his career,.and he
advantage of this r
was profoundly grateful to her. When g process is the sad-
was
said "good-bye" to her at the gar-' den cooling from 88 to 50 because it
den gate of Cedar Cottage he had fanci- shrinks and continues to shrink down
ed that he was passing into the valley to 39 degrees which Is the tempera -
again emerge; But youth and health ture made by ice. After that it begins
were on his side ; and Dutsy had raised to expand. It is very important to get
pan to wonder sometimes in a vague. and let it be at rest with the contin-
dreamy way, why suoh a woman, beau- nous cold. If you 'have to depend on a
tifu , gifted, and capable of great love, windmill to change the water, it some -
should not yet have found a compan- times will fail you. If you follow my
ion -soul worthy of such a treasure.
IE seemed strange to him now; that suggestion the cream will rise between
be-
gan
of gloom, from which he would never
a beacon to glide him trough the it into cold water as soon as possible
darkness of a troubled mind, He
It maybee little
• mal verywell.
rankings
' before; g
he had never thought of this
u.g
and with the the ht came a chill as more satisfactory to take out the cans
tib' Y
he reflected that her letters would and let them set in some cool plane
-she married) He had not forgotten another ,twelve hours, then the cream
cease when -as must happen some day
Dacon's assertion that Daisy's heart is very easily taken off, and if you
had been given to himself • but he had have to add the different creams togeth-
put the idea aside as one of � his friend's er, you had better keep it in a cool
feeble efforts to console him at any
hazard soas to keep him quiet.. Daisy place until you have a sufficient quan-
was, as she had always been, his dear- tity so as to keep the cream sweet.
est friend, but she having been his con- If you have enough at one or two milk-
fidant all along, could have no feeling nags put it in a warmer place, where
of the kind for him, or she would never.
have endured his constant harping on it will get this acid or ripened character
the one theme of his lost love. As he ready for the churn. 1 think the best
oonsidered the prospect of the cessation way. to describe that is to say when
of her letters, he became conscious that the cream begins to thicken, then it is
whilst the memory of Betty was like properly ripened for churning. That
that of one who had died years ago, may not be a very nice point to make,
Daisy was a living, near and dear pres-
ence but T think it will be easily understood.
to him. You want a revolving churn without
One mail arrived and brought no mess,.inside madiinery, and a temperature of
sage from her. Ho was uneasy, bu62 degrees is the nearest one temper -
concluded that she had somehow mis-
calculated the date of despatob. An- tell you a colder temperature, and some
other mail arrived without anything a warmer, but 1 do very well at 02
from her, and then he realised how degrees, and a little colder in summer
precious, how necessary to him were if.possible, or a little warmer in winter
those tokens of remembrance from will do very well.
Daisy Forester. He felt like one who I churn till the granules appear
has been toiling through a long dark about the size of wheat kernels or a
night and has just caught the first Little finer, and stop at that point.. 11
glad signs of a bright dawn when he you have followed the directions 1 have
is suddenly happinesses blind. Was the given you the butter and the butter -
prospect of which he had [ e milk are distinct and it will come right
gun to see through Daisy's agency to apart if you pull out the cork and let
be denied him? idle did not like to it run. Now pour cold well water into
telegraph; it would startle without
en-
ablingher to understand that he was it until ,you can look into it and see
mosty alarmed about herself, for he that it percolates the whole mass. Make
thought it could be nothing but serious a few revolutions of the churn, draw it
illness that had arrested ber pen, out and put in another lot of water
He wrote; and his letter was crossed and it will come out almost clear. By
by one from her. Dacon had been this process you will see that the but -
very queer for some time, and Betty termilk bas all come out. If you bad
was much distressed on bis account. Ile chinned it into a mass before trying
was as fond and kind as ever, devoted to to get it out, and then washed it out,
his wife and child -madly bound up in You might as well pour water on a
the little one, with whom he spent ducks back as to try to gat the butter -
all his leisure, inventing amusements milk out op the butter. Then comes
for ber, and only smiling, when he was in the nice point and that is to get the
romping with her, capering about the butter out without destroying the grain.
:awn or the nursery with her. nut he Many people, if. they do even fairly well,
was not well, and Betty was very has- injure the gram and make a dry bat-
erab:e about him. ter which does not sell well on the
(To Be Continued,) market. Now, when our granular but-
t- ter has been washed and drained, if
you turn the churn you will see that
LIFE SAVING VEST S. butter fall around in there loose, al-
most like dry wheat, and there is no
Hoderm .nun emus worn 10 )rani ow reason why the salt won't mix in all
nutlet through. Some say an ounce to the
pound of salt. That is no rule at all.
The London managers of a great People have an idea that butter air
Sheffield, England manufacturing firm sorbs salt, but .t does not; it stays in
the butter In the form of brine. That
are authority for the statement that butter is 12 per cent. water, that 12
four wen -known American millionaires per cent. of water absorbs the salt and
have recently ordered coats and vests there will be a great deal more water
made of steel. This armor is of light in it, It will bo more spongy, 11 s
g coarse, I1: you have churned 11 too
chain mai:, allowing perfectly free' warm. the granules run together and
movements, does not interfere with per- make a mass, and an ounce of salt to
spiration, and weighs very little, in -
a pound will be sufficient in that case,
but don't lie afraid of putting i,, the
deed. When a man has worn a mai: snit and mixing it in thoroughly. You
coat for a week or two, the manufact- put on the oover and revolve the churn
urer says, he gets quite used to lt,and and work it into a mass; if your gran -
suffers no inconvenience whatever. vies are fine, you will hear your brine
While these coats will not turn., bul- swishing. 11 you have twenty pounds
:et, nor prevent the penetration of a of butter, your butter will lie entitled
to about one quart of brine to make
dagger or sword at short range, they that 12 per cent. Now You draw out
are sufficiently strong to turn either two or three quarts. of brine, which
sword• or a dagger driven at gong is just exactly as salt as the quart
reach. 11 spent bullet will not aflcut of brine that remains in: hence you
them in the s:ightest degree, The sonic
manufacturer says that in the last Eve
years his firm has received more than
900 orders for right armor.
A number of .Idng.ish statesmen pro-
tect themselves by using this armor.
In the clays when. Fentanism. was r•ani-
pant there was hardy an Pnglish pol-
itician of note who did not adopt this
means of securing partia} safety. It
is declared that lour members of the
present lhng:ish Government have these
coats of mai,:, and that one of these
four men either wears his Slee: that
whenever he goes out or ease is guard -
have to put in three or four times too
much a,i order to have enough to stay
in. Now, when you have worked your
butter into a mass it is ready to pack.
it is of the right temperature and of
the right consistency, and pack it sol-
idly in the tub, peek it in level and
nice. The difficulty, in a small churn-
ing, is that It will not fill a package
and it is 'hard to gat two different
churnings exactly alike. Now your
butter Is churned and packed, I don't
wont to instruct you to make butter
so well that you won't patronize the
DELINQUENT. THE FEEDING HABIT.
Does Dodsy put up with you when he Eennomy in feeding is always desir-
is Here? asked the traveling man of alite, Many people, however, have
the hotel clerk. wrung ideas as Co the meaning of this
Na. He used to stop with us, but he nomrnon word, Applied to financial af-
never put up a cent
fairs it is usually understood to mean
STILL HOPEFUL, the saving or hoarding of money. With
An 'exchange announces, on the death Ibis narrow view 01 the question, many
Of a lady, that the lived fifty years pebple deny tbsmselves sufficient food
ters brought the sunshine of borne in- ant .ops o aye er ifs,
to pais exile"s dwelling place, making _ their every -day duties, It is forgotten
him feel strong and content. ' CAN'T DO 'WITHOUT 111;1;.. that the animal frame -work, directed by
Sho wished him to retutn; but she Then yon won't lose your cook when . the apurtt of life Ls similar to the orddn-
wh
could
offer
him twould ring him odh, 110; we're go ng with icor, Imy metal engine, The he sur of ltd
y mechanism depends upon the supply dad
the right use oir the .steamgenerated
by this fuel, Anyone observes that the
maeibinery' Cannot do i1e work unl0 0
supplied atregular intervals with a
fiXtsd cxuantity of proper fuel. Maaypee-
pie wonder alieut three o'clock in the
afternoon, when they have omitted the
ordinary lunch, relyit is that they are
weak and weary. he health of many
people is PoouganontlY impaired by a
gebltual neglect of sufficient food.
It ie often the practice of some indi-
viduals to experiment with various sys"
terns of diieting They soon discover
that their health is deranged, and too
often they go op with various new bills
of fare, continually wondering as to
their difficulty. Such people have been
surprised on returning to a regular sub-
ttanbal, ordinary bill of fare, such as
heir mothers provided for theta in
their youth, at the improvement in
their health, and their early return to
a normal condition and appetite.
Many more people arein the habit
of experimenting severely in their meth-
ods of feeding domestic animals. With
a view to saving food, there is con-
stant effort to limit the stook to the
very cheapest ration. The roughest
straw and bay or aged, toughened grass
is too frequently offered exclusively to
the horses and cattle, and the poor
sheep are often confined tie a still mora
offensive diet. 'There is the single ex-
cuse in the ease of the latter that it
is in such eases especially desirable to
destine, weeds and brush.
Iso
the case of all meat-peoduoing anL-
male, It must be urged that liberal
feeding from early life to the finish
is a requisite to satisfactory gain in
flesh and to economical use of food.
The trite term of early maturity must
be continually emphasized. The great
mass of farmers must now pay taxes
on land of high value, and to receive
from this any interest for the invest -
merit every action in handling live
stock must be governed by wisdom, The
bap-hazardmethod of the past must
be abandoned. They who are not will-
ing to think and to work' withenergy
and system must be content with the
downward road to the poorhouse. An
active brain must direct the operations
of all successful feeding. The feeder
of former times who will not move up-
ward and adopt rightmethods must
sooner or later be the hired man and
do the bidding of the progressive man;
agar who has trained his intellect to
habits of vigorous thought.
It is a well-known fact which cannot.
bo too often repeated that the young
animals must not be stinted if they
are to make successful growth. A nor-
mal relish and appetiteforfood is in-
herited, and this trait in the young-
ster is of great value, Constant ef-
fort must be employed to maintain ;n
the breeding stock a vigorous liking for
their food by administering to the ani-
mal the proper ration adapted to the
various stages of life. By right meth-
ods of feeding a tendency to economi
cal use of food and the best growth is
thus encouraged.
THE BOWSERS' TROUBLES.
Mrs. Imiwser. 04Teo the Proverbial Woman
Concludes to Tura.
" M.r. Bowser," began Mrs. Bowser
the other evening as the pair sat read-
ing and the. family cat purred softly
on the hearth rug, " Do you know that
you have got to make a radical change
in some of your little ways or I shall
know the reason why '1'
" W-wbat 1" gasped Mr. Bowser, as
he looked and then wondered whether
he was awake or dreaming.
"For instance," she continued, "I
want you to keep out of the kitchen
and stop being a hen -hussy. You are
always poking around there and both-
ering the cook, and I want .it to
cease."
" You -you Ana talking to mei"
whispered Mrs Bowser, looking at her
in the strangest sort of a way.
" Yes, sir, I am talking to you l
You found fault with the meat to-
night. Don't do it again! I buy the
meat, and what's good enough for me,
is good enough for you. If you don't.
like my table you can go to a restau-
rant 1"
Mr. Bowser opened his eyes and
mouth and stared at bar. Was it
Mrs. Bowser who sat there? Was
that Dias. Bowser's voice? Was this
bis wife who had permitted herself to
be bluffed and brow -beaten 0u a lion•
dred occasions, when he felt "off," and
wanted to take it out of someone?
•ile pinched his leg; he reached. up and
stroked his Bose. Yes, he was awake,
and that was Mrs. Bowser and she
was giving him "man" Ile must sit
down on her at once and with the ut-
most empbasis. •
" Mrs. Bowser -woman I" he shout-
ed, as he sprang to his feat -"What
on earth du you mean by such lan-
guage? Do you know who you are
talking to?"
"Sit right down, Me. Bowser," she
quietly replied.. as sbe looked .him in
the eye. n I know who 1 am talking
to. My language is all right. You
are spending altogether too muub
money in cigars, billiards, and at the
club, 1 am wearing a pair of darned
stockings because L have to econo-
mize, while you think nothing of
throwing away ten dollars a week.
Atter this you come down to two -I"
"By the great born spoon, but-"
" it's no use, Mr. Bowser," she in-
terrupted. 'We are not talking about
horn spoons er any other sort of
species. In looking over my closet
to -day I found a Jot of your collars
and soaks in there. They are on the
floor in front of your dresser, together
with cuffs, neck -ties, shirts, and vests.
When you go upstairs you either put
them away, or 1'11 throw them out of
the window 1 You have no More order
than a pig, and I've got tired taking
care of your tlairgs. I notice you
aro wearing a new pair of shoes which
must havo dost seven or eight dollars,
While you have two or thine half -won.
Pain in the house. I mus: buy three
dollar shoes in order to economize. and
wear them until my toes stick out,
There must ue a change, Mr. Bow-
ser Y'
He was looking at her, his face white
and red by turns, and labs eyes bulging
out as If a ghost stood before him.
And another thing," she went on,
" this buying patent medicines and
Iinn -creeks has got to come to an end.
f your enema can't get along wit13•.
out a new brand of sarsaparilla, or
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lbivteter sbeetwvereny ttwimo onr yothrudee bedattyegwtlosome ody's s ruefour
bed and die decen417, The .money
wwouldhxob yobuyu athllromy w away o,n Supstu
1171, Bowser treed to get out Of his
ahalr, but his knees ware so weak that
he couldn't stand up, He triod, to
speak, but his tongue seemed to be
nailed fast. Afro, Bowser looked ban •
over and then 151d: .�
I was looking into our dreeser o\
day and I noticed a bottle of.hair-dye.
The idea of an old man like you, with
a bald spot on the top of your bead,
g youBayinto do-
00110dyinthe prublicir 1 klandvery trtimeg you see
me use' a powder -rag 4,01 ousel' about
it, and yet you buy hairnl e, and have
Probably been to some ",Madame" to
gabave yourLotharwrinok5l"es removed 1 Are
you fixing up to frisk around as a
3' Woldi
That was all. He couldn't get a
wholeo-wo-, word olu"t, while his face was so
red that Mrs; Bowser feared a stroke
of apoplexy. Sine had more to say,
however.
Every now and then you threaten
me (vita a divorce case and talk about
my going Thome to mother. If you
want a divorce 'why 'don't you apply
for it? I have a deed of this house
and lot, and as for going home , to
mother, or going anywhere else, don't
you worry l I propose to stay right
here. If anyone leaVcs It will be ypul
The idea of a man getting up and
brow -beefing and bull -dozing as most
of them do. Their wives ought to
sit down op them like a ton of brick!
There's another thing, while I think
of it. You have been Interfering with
my management of the house. , I
want you to stop it, When I ddn't
know how to manage a couple of ser-
vants I'll send in my resignation on
a postal card. You told the last cook
that you were sorry she bad to work
so hard, and you hinted that I was
too hard on her, but she came right to
me and called you an old polly-wolly
and quit at a day's notice."
Mr. Bowser wasn't quite dead, but a
glance at bine would have satisfied
anyone that he was on his last legs.
' That's about all for this evening,"
said Mrs, Bowser, as sec rose up. "but
we may resume to -morrow night. 1
shall be quite busy for the next two
hours, Mr. Bowser, and if anyone calls
you can say I'm out. In case you so
desire, say lawyer will see your lawyer
in the morning. Good night, Mr. I
Bow-
ser-good-night.
ow-
ser-good-night. StayIf you have
tooth -ache duringthe night don't
come howling around to wake me up.
Any man who doesn't know enough
to take care of bis feet on a wet day,
deserves to have several kinds of ache.
Remember -Pm not at home to any-
one.
.And when sbe had gone, Mr. Bowser
opened and shut bis eyes -opened and
shut his fingers -crossed and uncrossed
his legs -stood up and sat down. It
was no use, however. Ile couldn't.
make It out. He had either fallenoff. .
the roof of a house or tumbled down
a deep well and had been half killed
or half -drowned. By andby, he
crept upstairs and tumbled into bed,
and two hours later, when Mrs. Bow-
ser looked in on hen, there was a
scared look around bis mouth and a
curl to his back hair, although he, was
sound asleep. Mr. Dowser had simply
been done up,
, GOOD MAXIMS.
A well-known banker says he owes his
success to observing the good advice of
an old friend, 11110 told him to keep
good company or none. Never be idle.
Cultivate your mind. Make few prom-
ises. Live up to your engagements,
Keep your own secrets. When you
speak toaperson look him in the face.
Lf any one speaks 111 of you, let your life
be so that no one will believe it. Live
within your income. Small and steady
gains bring• the kind of riches that do
not take wings and fly (sway. .Earn
money before you spend it. Never run
into debt unless you seeasure way out
of it. Never borrow if you can possi-
bly avoid it. Do no marry until you
are able to support a wife. Never speak
evil of any one. Be. just betoreyou are
generous. Save when you are young
and enjoy your savings when you are
old.
You picture to yourself the beauty of
bravery and steadfastness. And (.hen
some little wretched, disagreeable duty
comes which is your martyrdom, 1130
:amp of your oil ; and if yeti do not do
it, your oil is spilled.
A man may let his own wheat wait
for the price of wheat to rise, but 1,e
must not destroy tlis ti heat of other peo-
ple. So the laborer may wait for his
labor to rise in value, but he has no
right to injure or impede the labor of
MOST workmen.
The cutis Old Testament history Is as
beautifuLasunrise as ever graced ocean
or prairie. The light increased steadily
from Abel to the plains of llethelhem,
when the sun arose.
1 atiooce is the ballast of the soul, that
will keep it from rolling and tumbling
in the great storm.
SQNG FOil TTIANKSGIVING.
A few lute roses linger and smiling
deck the sod,
And the world is like e. picture where
the harvests smile to God,
There's a greater Joy in living -for no
blessing he denies,
And the soul's divine 'thanksgiving
drifts in incense to the skies*
Through the darkness and the danger,
through the perils of the past,
To the starred and stormdess haven he
has led our ship at last,
And with n•iobest treasurers laden we
have furled the flags above,
,For the garlands of his glorY and the
banners of his hovel
Sing susweeptal thy sweet tbanksgiving, 0
soul, and ring, ye bolls,
Till the world shall catch the chorus
ane the anthem heavenward
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For his love and for his mercy, for his
oross and chastening rod,
For his tender Benedictions, let the
whole world thank its God I
TIER APPLICATION.
Tltc study of d efirlitions presents
many obstacles and difficulties to cbidd-
ish minds.
Spell ferment and give its.definitdon..
requested the school teacher.
1'-e-r-m-e.n-t, ferment, to work, re-
sponded a diminutive maiden.
Now place it in a sentence, ,so that I
in said the teacher
In summer I would rather play out-
of-doors than Lament in the .school
house, returned the small scliolar with
snob' doleful frankness and unconscious
humor that the teacher found it hard
to suppress 5smile,
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