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Town DIxeoto 'yw
IgEreabIit CSIotlolr,—Sabbath Service')
at 11. a m and 7:00P m, Flunc'iay School
at 2100 p to, Bev, John Boss, 13 A,
plater,
ST,Joos's O1 zonas,--Sabhath Services
at 11 a m and 7 p m, Sanday Sollool
at 2:80 p, ln, Rau. A. IL. Griffith Mourn -
bent,
I11n'rnonzee CILUfQn.--Sabbath Service')
at 10:80 w m and 7:00 p m, Sunday
Sohool al 2;80 p m. Rev. S. J. Allin,
pastor,
ROMAN OA'raoLla C11vna1,—Sabbath
Service third Sunday in every month, at
10:80 a an. Rev Joeoph Kennedy,
priest.
SALVATION Anon,—Seryi,e at 7 and 11
a m and 8 and 8m on Sunday and
every evening in the weak at 8 O'olook, at
the barracks,
On» FnLLowe' LOON every Thursday
evening, in Graham's block,
MAsoNIO LOWS Tuesday at or before
full moon, in Garfield block,
A 0 U W LODGE on the 8rd
Friday evening of each month, in Bias -
hill's block.
Q O F Lonon 2nd and Net Monday
evenings of eaob month, in Blaehill's
block.
I 0 F, and and Met Friday in Odd
Fellows' Hall.
L O L 1st Monday in every month
in Orange Hall.
SONG of SOOTLAND, 1st and Ord Toes..
days of each month, in Odd Fellows'
Hall.
K. 0. T. M. Zenon, 2nd and 9th Tnee-
daya of each mouth, in Odd Fellow's Hall.
HOMO Crnor.E, Sud and 40h Friday even-
ings in Blashill's Hall.
POBT Orrfee.—Office hours from - 8 a.
M. to 6:80 p. m.
MEonANIOe' INSTITUTE.—Library in
Holmes' block, will be open from 6 to 8
o'clock p. m. Wednesdays and 8:80 to 5
and 6 to 8 Saturdays. Miss Minnie Ma -
Naughton, Librarian.
Town Oooxoxa.—W. H. Kerr, Reeve ;
Geo. Backer, Robert Graham, R. Lea-
therdale and 13. G. Wilson, Councillors ;
F. S. Scott, Clerk ; Thomas Kelly,
Treasurer ; D. Stewart, Assessor and J.
T. Ross, Oolleotor. Board meets the let
Monday in aaoh month,
SonooL BoAnn,—Dr,. Graham, ((thair-
man,) 'lavaboes, D. C. Roos, A. Reid, A.
Koenig and II. Dennis ; Seo,.Treae.,
61. Rose. Meetings 2nd Friday evening
in eaoll month.
Poeaio Seneca, TEAennae.—J. E. Cern.
eron, Principal, Mies Linton, Miss
Downey and Mies Bitobie.
Bohan OF Haorru: Reeve Kerr, Clerk
Scott, A.. Stewart, T. Farrow and J. N.
Kendall. Dr. MaNaugbton, Medical
Health Officer.
BLOWS.
The giant powder in the bloat
Is blowing up the boulders ;
The maiden with pneumatic sleeves
Is blowing up her ohonlders.
The baker to the kitchen maid
Is blowing up his crumpets ;
The milkman in the lower half
Is blowing np the trumpets.
The gentle zephyr from the South
Is blowing the naraiesue ;
The cook who thinks she knows it all
Is blowing up the "minus."
The father, down upon his knees,
Is blowing up the fires ;
The daughter in her bloomer suit,
Is blowing up her tires•
BURIAL OF SIR CHARLES TUP•
PER.
(A. parody.)
"Oar drums beat hard, but no funeral
notes,
As his corse through the streets we
hurried ;
Lusty Grits discharged their joyful
shouts
O'er the grave where the warhorse we
buried.
"We buried hits darkly at dead of night,"
The sod with our Grit vote turning ;
In the straggling moonbeams' misty
light
Our brooms were brightly burning.
No useless coffin enclosed his breast,
Nor in sheet nor in shroud we wound
him ;
We laid the old Cumberland warhorse to
rest,
Hie Remedial Bill around him.
"Lightly they'll tally of the baronet old,
And over coercion upbraid him,
By which he has wrecked the Conserva-
tive fold
And let those omnivorous Grits in.
TO THE HON. WILFRID LAURIER.
As once in days of yore,
On Britain's shore a dauntless hero
came,
And firmly planted Freedom's flag,
There always to remain.
So now, in days of trouble sore,
Upon Canadian shores our champion
leader name,
And firmly grasped the belm of State,
There ae our Premier to remain.
From bribery and corruption,
Which we all may plainly see,
From oppression and cooroion
He comes to set each Province free.
To unite the whole Dominion,
Irrespective of ram or creed,
And from under the yoke of tyranny
He dict old Quebec lead.
To settle the distracting School Ques-
tion,
At which the Tupperitee made no
speed,
To reconcile young Manitoba,
In pone and harmony indeed.
baled n) a righteous Government
To
Which eighteen years boodling slid
enhance,
To reduce our heavy taxes
Long live our groat Dominion,
And give the honeeb poor a chance.
And our noble Premier, long live he,
To gnido the destiny of thie country,
Of the enlightened and the tree.
—Thos. Downey, Fordwiob.
TRULY 4 MODEST MAID,
I want no dildo nor honored earl,
NO brave and comely knigbt;
I want a man who'll tend the stoves
And the 13160130/1 llres light, •
I want 110 daring warrior
Before whose sword men fall ;
I want a timid little man
Who'll answer to my call.
I want no lordly banker
With wealth on land and sea ;
I want a man whose hoardings
Shall In my keeping be,
I want no handsome, brilliant man
Whose glance the heart can hurt
I want a man so ugly
That none will with him filet.
I want a man of learning,
Of the mental, Vast and high ;
I want a man who knows and feele
He knows much less than I.
AS THE BOY SEES HER.
A boy writes a graphic description of
the "curl" of the day as follows ;—A. gurl
Is a boy what wares petticoats mad aprone
and other things, and don't get her hair
out at the royal. Sem gurle last about
50 years. Thema old women. A gurl
can'tget older than 24 years if no feller
with a good farm, or blacksmith shop or
carriage 'Mop don't marry her. I know
sum gurle what's 24 years old since con-
federation, but they looks older'n that,
A gad likes to have a bo, if she's pretty
she eumtimee has a whole lot of be's,
Smutimee I get a hul lot of sandy from
our Sia's ha. I alis sees him when he
oume but I never sees him when he goes
away, coz Sis puts me to bed. A gar)
has a great nook of portending she can
look pleasant and doee'nt aware or fire
dish cloths at her brothers when there is
strangers in the house, I sumbimee wish
I was a gurl then I wouldn't have to pay
taxes when I grow big. I might also
stand a chance of going to hear Ida Van-
oortland and her troop free. Tether day
when me and young Britten rapped on
our front door She inn up etraira, spong-
ed he face all over, brushed her hair and
pub on ber new dress and looked in the
glass two or three times and smiled sever.
al different ways before she name and
opened the door. Course Ste got mad
and T stayed at next house till Sis's bo
cowed in the evening. Guile are ter•
rible tbinge, they like to fool a feller.
Sum wares faule° teeth and euro wares
some body ekes hair. I like to see Sias
when she paints all up, her bo calls for
her and they purteud they are going to
(Mural), but ,they don't, cause I watched
them ono day and Sis's bo seen me and
gave me a copper and told me to go home
and ask maw if she knowed I was out.
I think gurls ie all right in their own
planes, so is boys.
Bent Nearly _Double.
TILE STORY OF A WELL KNOWN
DELHI MAN.
Tortured With Rheumatism for Nearly
Twenty Yenre—Spent Large Sums In a
Vaise Search far JteneWctl lleatlh—
llo,y 115 at Last Fouad It.
From the Delhi Reporter.
There are very few troubles more wide
spread and none more difficult to eradi•
cafe from the system than rheumatism.
The eu$erer is racked with pains that
seem unbearable, and frequently feels
that even death itself would be it relief.
Among those who have found much of
their lives made miserable by this dread
trouble is Michael Schott, of Delhi, and
having found a means of release from
its agonies, he is anxious that other suf.
ferers should profit by hie experience.
Mr. Sohott is in the employ of Quanoe
Bros., millers, and has a reputation for
sterling integrity among all who know
him. When one of the staff of the Re-
porter interviewed him, Mr. Schott gave
the facts of hie illness and recovery no
follows ,;—He had been a sufferer from
rheumatism since about 18 years of age.
At times he was confined to bed but ob•
tained no rest day nor night from the
excruciating pains he was undergoing.
Again he was able to go about and follow
hie employment, but even then frequent-
ly walked about iu an almost doubled up
condition. Then again he would take
another relapse, and would be forded to
take to his bed. During all these years
he was almost oontinually dootoring, but
never obtained anything more thou
temporary relief for the large sums he
expended in this way. Having failed to
obtain relief at home he went to Simons
for treatment, but received no permanent
benefit and soon after coming home was
as bad as ever. It,will be readily under-
stood that he was seriously dieconraged,
and had come to look upon his case as
hopeless. Finally be was urged to try
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and after heli•
toting at spending any more money in
what he now considered a vain pursuit of
health, ho at last ooneented to give them
a trial. 13y the time he had used a half
dozen boxes there was no longer any
doubt in his mind 'that be was steadily
improving, and the treatment was then
gladly oontinued. When he had taken
a dozen boxes he 80031d himself entirely
recovered, entirely free from pain and
all stiffness of joints, and he is now able
to do as bard a day's work ae any man
iu the village. He has now been free
from his old enemy for so long a period
that he feels his cure is permanent, and
is ooueequently an enthusiastic) admirer of
Dr. Williams' wonderful Pink Pills, and
urges all who are similarly eufforing to
give them a trial, feeling confident that
they will prove quite as effioaoioue ae
they did in his case.
Dr. Williams' Pink 1?ills strike at the
root of the disease, driving it from the
system, and restoring the patient to
health and strength. In caeae of par-
alysis, spinal troubles, locomotor ataxia,
eaiatioa, rheumatism, erysipelas, eon.
felons troubloe, eto., tbeee pills are
superior to all other treatment. They
are also a specific for the troubles which
make the lives of so many women a
burden, and speedily restore the rich
glow of p Y
health to pale and sallow shanks.
Men broken down by ove'.work, worry
or excesses, will find in Pinit Pills a
mania oure. Sold by all dealers or
vent by mail, postpaid, at 50 Dante a
box, or eix boxes for 82,50, by addressing
the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brook-
ville, Ont., or Sohenootedy, N. Y. Bo -
ware of imitations and substitutes nI•
]aged to bo "just as good."
11LaArrANen CVLIMO.
,The editor of the Murray (Ky.) Ledger
rnakes this public announcement of ills
con/Orsion "--All contraots for whiskey
advertieed in the Ledger have. expired,
and from thea date no whiskey advertise•
Inents shall appear in these columna at
any price. If the saloon people wish to
expatiate on the merits (?) of any peon.
liar brand of their damnation, they MS
look oleewhere for a medium through
which 60 extol° its virtues. The Ledger
makes Ifo claim to eanetifieation, nut
When a ealoon Beeper tells us that a $0,•
00 ad, in the Ledger hoe sold for him al, -
200 worth of whiskey, it makes us feel
that we have been in a small measure I•e•
sponelble for the damage (1one, and we
promise to "sin no more."
IAYE YOU A Inn TO 51'A1t1 ?
The saloon mond have boys, or i6 must
shut up shop. Oan't you fnrnieh it one ?
86 is it great factory, and unless it clan get
(boat 2,000,000 from each generation for
raw material, some of these faotories
Must cloee out, and ite operations must
be thrown on a oold world, and the pub-
lic revenue will dwindle. "Wanted -
2,000,000 boye," ie the notioe. One
family out of every five must contribute
a boy to keep up the supply. Will you
help ? Which of your boys will it be?
The Minotaur of Crete bad to Have a
trireme full of fair maidens each year,
but the Minotaur of America demands a
oily full of boys each year. Are you a
father ? Have you contributed a boy ?
If not, some other family has had to give
more than its share. Are you not selfish,
voting to keep the ealoon open to grind
up boys, and then doing nothing to keep
np the supply ?
A cloys courosrrlos ON BOYS,
The boy is not an animal, yet they can
be heard to a ooueiderahle distance.
When a boy hollers be opens his big
mouth line frogs, but girls hold their
tongue till they are spoke to, and then
they answer respectable and tell just how
it wag. A boy thinks himself °lever be-
cause be (au wade where it is deep, but
God made the dry land for every living
creature and rested on the seventh day.
When the boy grows up he is called a
husband, and then he stops wading and
stays out nights, but the grew cm girl is
a widow and keeps, house.
WIl AT THEY REALLY MEAS.
Absolution—Theological benzine for
taking out moral spots and stains.
Amiability—The powdered sugar of
politeness, very apt to be adulterated.
Ancestors—The only luxury denied to
the nouveaux, riches, and the one most
desired by them.
Abridgement—A collection of the bad
points of a good book and the foolish
points of a poor book.
Aristocrat—One who washes his hands
oftener than alien). Hence the others
are the great unwashed.
Austerity—The gold foil and iron wise
of the champagne of life. Beware of the
cork when the seal breaks.
Age—We bane three ages—the real bona
fide one, that which others think we have
and that which we say we have.
Abstention—The sour -grape virtue of
the fox who couldn't get what he wanted
and didn't want what be could get.
Ballroom—A plane where society goes
to be iu the swim, especially the summer
bathing contingency. Look out that you
don't get beyond your depth and beware
of sharks.
SC1E\TIF[CALLY DESCRIBED.
A .Lewiston lady has two sons. One of
them was obliged to submit to a some-
what painful though not dangerous sur-
gical operation the other day. The doc-
tor, with hie instruments, did the work
and went away.
After he had gone, the lady, while loot:•
ing around, found an article site oonulud•
ed was one of the doctor's instruments.
She pioked it up carefully, washed it in a
solution of earbolio acid, and sent it to
the doctor with a polite little note.
The messenger Dame back with the in-
strument and a note, saying: "Dear Mrs.
M.: Yon are very kind, but the inetru•
merit is not mine. I do not know just
what itis, but I have an idea that it is
used to hypodermically inject oxygen,
hydrogen, nitrogen and other component
gasses and t0 °er'reat a debilitated, flabby,
and inchoate punctured rim of air. In
other words, I think that if yon shote it
to your other son he will tell you what it
is."
She carried it to iter boy and acid :
"Whose is this ?"
"Mine," said he.
"What is it ?" •
"My bicycle pump."
She tossed the nickel -plated thing at
him and went away smiling.
ALLAN LINE.
Bummer Sailings,
1S9G.
LIVERPOOL, LONDONDERRY
& MONTREAL SERVICE.
From From I•'rom
Livorpu'l STEattsmre, Montreal qualm
Daylight,
2 July Sardinian 18 rely 10 ail
° *Namidlan 211
111 "Parisian ]. Aug, 0 80E.
21 " Laurentian 9 11
30 " *lton0oilan le '• 1°
a Aug. Sardinian "3 "'?8 "
18 *Nnmtdlan "0 " 130 ''
20 " Parisian 5 Snot n Soot
27 " *Laurentian 1i1 12
8 Sept, *Mongolian 12 " 10 '
10 0 Sardinian "8 " 27 "
*The Laurentian oarriee only cabin
passengers Eastbound.
*Steamers when marked thus do not
stop at Rimoueki or Londonderry.
All eteamels sail from Montreal at
Daylight.
Passengers go on board between 7 and
10 o'olnok on the evening before the ad.
vertisad date.
L 'Passengers may go via Montreal
and return by New York or vine versa.
For further information as to rates,
dto., apply to
W. H. KERR,
AGENT, BRUSSELS.
NOTICE 01+
REMOVAL
MOVAL
Having purchased a shop on
Thomas St., opposite the Queen's
Hotel stables, I wish to notify my
old customers and as many;,ncw
ones as may favor me with their
patronage that I have removed
to my new stand.
Soliciting a share of business
from the public, guaranteeing
satisfaction,
1 remain,
S. T. P1 -am,
General Blacksmith & Horseshoer
THE
MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY
FOR MAN OR BEAST.
Certain to its effects and never blister's.
Read proofs below:
KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE.
Dos G?, barman Iienderson Co„ 111., Feb.ne,'l5.
Dr, D. J.1.e50eur, bo.
Books and ob—Please
ige. 2600' oo+l„great .3001 of Horse
Kendnll's apay n Cure ,vithrood success • it S a
wonderful medicine. I once0 0, a metro that had
an Occult Npnvin and five bottles cured ber. 1
lreop a bottle on hand all the time.
Yours truly, C1110. POWErs.
KE DALL'S SPAWID DUKE.
Dr. n, J, K1:Nnats. Co. CANTO, 310., Apr, 2,'01.
"Keo,iall''s Sparta 001',"duith much) success.
thtnk el the best Ltnimo l I av,:r used. Barn rc-
tweedova Corb, ma; Blood recommended
and itned
Neo Iie"o sp,tvlo,,. Have rocolemended It to
set -0000 of my friends who are much pleased with
aadkeap lt. Itaepoatfully
P. O. IIosete.
Por Salo by ell Uruggldte, or address
EL-121. I),•. 21. a. 58000 5LT. , VTCPA
___- 050500005 FALLS, VT,
AYER'S
flair
VIGOR
Restores natural
color to the hair,
and also prevents
it falling out. Drs.
H. W. Fenwick, of
Digby, N. S., says:
".A. little more
than two years ago
my hair
began
it to turn
gra'
and fall
out. Af-
ter the
use of
one bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor my
hair was restored to its original
color and ceased falling out. An
occasional application has since kept
the hair in good condition."—Mrs.
H. F. FEuwiCE, Digby, N. S.
"I have used Ayer's Hair Vigor
for three years, and it has restored
hair, which was fast becoming gray
back to its natural color.” 1W'.
HASELILOFF, Paterson, N. J.
AYER'S HAIR VIGOR
PEEP MET. BY
OR, J. O. AYER & CO., LOWELL, MASS., Li .S.
Ayer's Pills clue Sick Headache.
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British Columbia
Red Cedar Shingles
AND. —
HONEY TO LOAN.
Any Amount of Money to Loan
on Farm or 'Village Pro-
perty at
6 & 6i Per Cenl., Yearly.
Straight Loans with privilege of
repaying when required.
Apply to
A. Hunter,
Division Court Clerk, Brussels.
PICOSI
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a well ram
of X'QU C.
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MOO. FoaloS lifomor',10155117 Emloslons anerma.
t,rrhooa, Impotency), oto, caused by past atm..;
OP. vigor and oleo to shrunken omens, and
quickly but surely restored Lour 951anOon In old
or Young, 31,, PICo50 0e4 700 ,,11150010 8lo9e( •
and happy egoln, Seat by man er penin 10liasti r
and oomlroly scaled from obaervenaa 9,udint
fouled 1n next money
In. Ptleo, 51 a ycomes, cls
for "6, toad money in either too. ordinary or letter. Address all letters to J. T. ter thnB1R.
D, 513E wooeeTOon, ONT„ Agent [or `VB na
minion of Canada.
Loki
Tigiu
e Balance of our Stook of
Children's Wagons,
Base Balls and Bats
G-arden Tools and
Croquet Sets
'Fill be Sold at a `eery
Small Advance ce on
0
To Clear out Stook.
Preebytez3ia , livnai Books
AT CCT
POST BOOKSTORE,
BRUSSELS.
Cheap and First-class Material.
North Shore Every Ilousoholder should eftll and see the
Pine aiul Cedar
O SALE AT 'rl;la Iicflaiy Coal Oil Stove with Fountain,
Brussels Planing tills IT'S A DANDY
Also Doors and Sash of all Pat
tonne on hand or made to order
ab Short Notice,
Estimates Furnished for all
kinds of Buildings. Workman-
ship and Material Guaranteed.
J.&P.AMVIENT,
Window Screens all Sizes and
Screen Doors made to order.
WILTON & USNaUL: