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Town ikrecto .
Mune/Met 01,1000.—Sabbath Sorvioee
at 11 a en and 7;00 p, m, Sunday Sobered
at 2180 p m. Rev, Jobe Bees, B
eta
B. 3011n"3 0sunelz,—Sabbath Servide
at 11 a In and 7 p m. ' Sunday Sohoo
at 2.30 p. en. Bev. ..1S, Griffin, inoum,
bent,
Unethelese 0utlneu.—Sabbath Servioes
at 10;80 a m and 7;00 p m, Sunday
040o1 at 2;30 p rn, Rev. G, Ii, Cobble,
dick, M A, I3 D, pastor,
Routh OA'rnOLte 0111711011,—Sabbath
Service third Sunday in every month, ab
10;80 a M. Bev Joseph Kennedy,
priest.
Senvemlbi Anon. --Service at 7 and 11
a m and '3and 8 p rn on Sunday and
every evening in the week at 8 o'olook, at
the barraoke,
ODD Fermows' Lams every Thursday
evening, in Graham's block.
Memo Dooms Tuesday at or before
full moon, in Gariield,blonk.
A 0 iJ W Donets en the 3rd
Friday evening of each month, in Bina -
hill's block.
O 0 I' Loves „end and last Monday
evenioge of each month, in Blaebill's
Moth.
I 0 1', 2nd and last Friday in Odd
Fellows' Hall..
L 0 L 1st Monday in every month
in Orange Hall.
SONO or SCOTLAND, iet and 8rd Tea -
days of each month, in Odd Fellowe'
Hall,
K, 0. T. M. Lopan, 2nd and 4th Tea -
days of each month, in Odd Fellow's Hall.
Home Oman, 2nd and 4th Friday even.
Jago in Blaehill'e Hall.
POST Osnl0e.—Of8oa house from 8 a.
m. to 0:30 p. m,
Mumma' Ins vvnTA.—Library in
Retina' block, will be open from 6 to 8
o'clock p. m. Wednesdays and 8:80 to 6
and 6 to 8 Saturdays. Mies Miuoie 114o.
Naughton, Librarian.
Tome Couraoxn,—W. H. Kerr, Reeve ;
Geo. Beaker, Robert Graham, B. Lea.
therdale and 11. G. Wilson, Councillors ;
I'. S. Scott, Clerk ; Thomas Kelly,
Treasurer ; D. Stewart, Assessor and J.
T. Roes, Collector. Board meets the let
Monday in enoh month.
Soma BOARD.—Rev. Rose, (obairman,)
D. 0. Bose, Dr. Graham, A. Reid, A.
Koenig and H. Dennis; Seo. -Trona.,
1i,. Ross. Meetings 2nd Friday evening
in eaob month.
PuDL10 SCHOOL TEACHERS. -7. $. Oam•
eron, Principal, Miss Linton, bliss
Downey and Miss Ritchie.
Boum os L zn: Reeve Kerr, Clerk
Scott, A. Stewart, T. Farrow and J. N.
Kendall. Dr. McNaugbtou, Media,tl
Health Officer.
"Becalm I'm weals," she made reply ;
,"8hoeld you insist
0n kissing me, rill ours that I
Could not Mast."
An hitt 'fentlisler'e Maxims.
a Ae driving a horse ie something that
almost everyone has to do, even in this
day of elaotriaity and steam and bieyelee,
says )oetb (ompanion; the proper way
tie drive e, horse le a matter of euivereal
interest, and the fotlowingmaxime, whish
aro the worn of the old driver, will be
found ueeful for mon as well al for the
auimale •
The more whip, the Jose boraemanehip.
Bad tempered driver—bad tempered
team.
Axle -grease modifies the grain bill.
There are more balky drivers than balky
horses.
The golden rule applies to horses as
mash as it does to men.
Whips, like emetine, are to be used very
Beldom,
A horse's power ie proportionate to his
food,
Five cents invested in sugar is better
than a dollar invested in whips.
He who cannot govern himself cannot
govern heroes,
A HORROR.
As silent as the shades of night
That steals across the plain,
He cones ; all careless in his flight
Of lima') joy or pain.
And, though you deftly choose your way,
Your course he's sure to strike—
This fearfni creature of diemey,
The wobbler on a bike.
Than in the crash, what eloquence
Exhausts its phrases terse ;
When you have checked your worde in-
tense,
To think of something worse,
A shook more florae than all the rest
Your senses sets awbirl—
Tbe wobbler whom you thus addressed
Turns out to be a girl.
MAN AND HIS SHOES.
How math a man is like his shoes
For instance both a soul may lose.
Both have been tanned ; both are made
tight
By cobblers ; bath get left and right.
Both need a nate to be complete,
They both need beating ; oft are Bold
And both in time will turn to mould.
With shoes the last ie Arat, with men
The drat shall be the last, and when
The shoes wear out—they're mended
new,
When men -wear out—they're men dead
too 1
They both are trod upon, and both—
Will tread on othere, nothing loth—
Both have their ties and both incline
When polished, in the world to shine ;
And both peg out, now would yon
choose
To be a Ulan or be his eines ?
TRUE PHILOSOPHY.
When the sun was blazin' and blisterin'
down
He'd crass Ia legs
say •
—
"Ifiere'e what I hold ;—If the weather was
cold
We wouldn't be makin' hay."
When it rained three weeks, with never a
stop,
An' folks for the sun went wiahin',
Re'd sorter smile, and say, "Arter awhile
They'll be powerful lots o' itahin'."
When the engine jumped an' the train was
ditched,
An' the folks by the wreck surrounded,
He nays, says he, "If we'd been at sea
Reckon we'd all got drowued.
An' when they told him the jig was up
An' he'd,die some time or other,
He says, says he, "Mighty glad ft'e me,
For it might er been Molly or mother."
A GENTLE HINT.
Within the parlor eat the pair,
Just after tea ;
He ooatipied the realm; °hair,
The sofa she.
The light upon the mantle burned
With cheerful glow ;
The lover was not the one who turned
The lamp down low.
He eat and tnnsed; with furtive glaooe
The maiden eyed
The silent, bauble! youth askance
And softly sighed,
At length she spoke, while to her brow.
The color flew
"Pd feel relieved if I were now
As big as you."
"You would nob look so steeod," said ho,
"'But tell me why
You'd feel relieved if yon 001116 he
An big as I."
KERNELS.
Milk is the mostvalnable of all liquid
diets,
In a mile of railway there are about
2,112 sleepers.
Italy exported 480,000,000 dozen of eggs
last year.
There are in England and Walee 14,
900 football olnbe.
Nearly 60 per cent. of the property of
England is insured.
The London people are computed to
spend £1,200,000 daily.
In Italy thirty persone out of 10,000 die
by the assassin's knife.
For every inch of stature a healthy
Briton should weigh 2,301 Ib.
Postage stamps are gummed with a
sterol) paste made from potatoes.
In proportion to their size spiders are
08v80 times stronger than lions.
Of the twentyaieveo (Royal families of
Europe, two-tbirdeare of German origin.
A simple remedy for hiccough is a
lump of sugar saturated with vluegisr..
Fifteen rays }were required for the first
serew-eteamer to oroee the Atlantic.
The sound of a syllable moves through
the atmosphere 1,110 feet a second.
It used to he s,superstition that °oral
became pule when those who wore it were
ill•
At a recent water drinking contest in
Paris, the winner drank no leas them
twelve quarts!
The "newest thing out" in Loudon's
world of "ewelldom" is a "hand -painted
ebirt front.
To keep a racehorse in even moderate
condition, with proper attendants, costs
£320 a year.
It is a groan breach of etiquette for a
Chinaman to wear eye glasses or epeote.
Dies in company.
The ordinary Indian native is not a
monied indivi al
do Two pomade is his
average annual income.
The brain of an idiot anteing much
less phosphorus than that of a person of
avenue mental powers.
The Queen's favorite English composer
is Sir Arthur Sullivan and her favorite
song is "The Lost Chord."
Ninety thousand boys and men are
solely engaged in the occupation of fishing
round the comets of Great Brttxie.
It is computed that no lees thea £16,
000,000 are annually spent on Sunday
drinking alone in the United Kingdom.
Patmiste state that people with long
palma are amiable and good-natured, hav-
ing little taste for oontradietion or oriti-
oism.
It is estimated that fully two-thirds of
the whole amount of public money held
by the London banks does not bear in-
terest.
The speaking watch invented by a Gen-
eve. oloukmalrer, ie an application of the
phonograph to the old-fashioned repeet00.
No two birds fly in the same manner,
the style of the flight depending upon the
texture and form of the wings, feathers
and tail.
Three thousand girls were taught to
swim during last year in the London
school which have made this pastime a
branch of education.
It is stated by the attendants at the
London Zoological Gardens that no ape
will sleep flat on its back, as adult man
often does.
Underpronnd London has 8,000 miles
of sewers, 84,000 miles of telegraph wlree,
3,200 miles of gas pipes, and 4,500 miles
of water mains.
Acc•)rding to the Commander-in-obiof
of India, 50,000 out of 70,000 men com-
posing the Army have been sent to the
hospitals within two yeara.
This season big salaries will be paid to
M. Jean de Reezk Md
me. and Mme
. Melba,
the former receiving £300, and the Ane•
tralien songstress £260 a year.
The most curious paperweight in the
world is said to belong to the Prince of
Wales. It is the,mummifled hand of one
of the daughters of Pharoah.
A French woman who had logit her lip
as had another one supplied by an ex -
at Burgeon, who book the needed pleas
f flesh from the arm of his patient.
An authority states in a medical jonr-
nal that the height of a very tall British
woman was, fifty yeare ago, five feet
seven, while now the height averages five
feet cis to five feet ten.
The hippotamus has nothing to corn -
lain of with respect to Nature having
mated him stingily in the way of thick.
eee of akin. Certain parts of his bide
train a thickness of two inches,
Dramatists in France get 13 per cent.
f the gross receipts of earth play, and are
llowed tioltate to the value of 100 femme
for every performance of spall plays as
they have written.
Vivo and one-half tons of diamonds,
allied at from £80,000,000 to 110,000,
00, have been taken from the famous
imberley, death Africa, diamond mina
the their discovery in 1871,
There are doors in soma ,old houses in
olland whish were, in former days,
ever used except for weddings and fun -
mem After the bride and grain bad
nosed, the door was nailed up to await
the next thermion,
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RHNonreTlent 0171teD IN A Der.—South
Antedate .Rhouneatio Cure for Mumma,
tithe and Neuralgia radically puree in 1
to 8 days. Ito notion upon the system
is remarkable and mysterious, 16 re.
moves at once the cause and the disease
immediately disappears. The first dose
greatly benefits. 75 cents. Warranted
by G. A. Deadman.
TEE URUSSRLS
InnOWZMT
A GAMS OP N0NSIMSE,
I ane going to deeot'iho a game that cap•
Heated my youthful heart 1008 wllioh I
have rooallo6 with smiles many and many
10 time. I never have metwith lb 011 the
game pallor of our toy shops; hence I
aryl led to think it has"gone out," and
the only way to present it la td write a
new set of garde essential to the playing
of it. I have dotal thio and here offer, if
not a new genie, Qertainly it new version
Of this "harsh game" or whatever one
may eali it,
Following you will find live Bete of
worde and groups of words, numbered
oonesoutively, Get a peekage of oarda--
blank visiting Dards to be had of the
alationere will enema well—and write all
the phrases and words eadh on a separate
card, Then arrange them to correspond
with the lista here shown, making five
packs of 12 cards each. Inscribe No. 1
op the hooka of the first set No.2 on the
second, eto„ for future identification,
This done the game pr0oeeds as follows
Hold the live sobs of dards, and beginning
with No. 1 the oarda are laid upon the
table in their order, until the five have
played. Then one reads aloud the sem
tenoee produced by the line of earths—and
nonsense indeed ft usually is 1 Ofoouree
the oar* in each set are shuttled about
to alter the order of their appearance,
after each game, and the oombinatiou
eeeme endless, providing an evening's
amusement of which I used never to tire,.
Different worde and phrases may be in.
troduoed and even better or worse com-
binations arrived at. By way of Matra.
tion 1 will try a few and reword the reed.
ing of the lines as they appear :
A red-headed billy goat papered with
the deeperatebutter keg.
A obielren.breasted hyena jumped over
the long-hniredrolling pin.
A reckless bean•pot sauteed a gentle
monkey -wrench.
LIST 1, UST 2.
A rooklese bean -pot
A pretty home -obese ut
A strong-minded baboon
A red-headed hyena
An irritable ebiaken-coop
A warm-hearted mince -pie
An old.faahioned wash -tub
A sensitive ooal.hod
A left-handed ironing -board
A quarrelsome pumpkin
A chicken -breasted billygoat
A nervous cow
LIST 3. LIST 4.
jumped over
chased
ran around
flew at
capered with
wept Over
ran away with
tinkled
embraceu
laughed at
made merry with
belabored
a gentle minded
the deeperete
the bungry
the beautiful
an irrepressible
the lone hatred
the fragranb
the corpulent
the deceptive
the kindhearted
a long-tailed
a bold
0I00 5,
kitten eat
rolling -pin mousetrap
loafof
o& bread butter -keg
crab rat
dining -table porou ine
bunch of radishes monkey -wrench
When the older reader gets mind -weary
with the serious work of life, let him
pause a little while and try my remedy for
it, play this game of nominee.
]Exeter,
W. II. Dearing has provided himself
with a handsome new milk wagon letter-
ed on either side with gold bronze with
the inecription'Pure Milk."
A number of youths in town are mak-
ing a practice of visiting the hennery° in
town and purloining the egga and dis-
posing of the same to merchants.
Ernest MoTnggart, son of Peter Mc-
Taggart, of Ueborne, while playing at
school unfortunately bad his leg broken.
Some person or persons stole Fred.
Knight's thoroughbred imported collie.
The revival meetings closed on Sun-
day night in the Main Street Methodist
church. These meetings have been very
helpful to the congregations. A large
number (about 110) went forward, sought
and found salvation during the past
seven weeks.
One of the most disgusting eoeuee,
which would cause the blush of shame to
rise to the cheek of any of the fair sex,
was witneeeed on our streets Sunday. A
certain woman of Stephen township, who
we believe, makes a practice of indulging
in a superabundance of lire water, drove
into town just as the people were going
home from ohurab and by ber unseemly
oonduat attracted emelt attention. She
visited several public plaoee, and not be-
ing able 10 get her wants fulfilled, start.
ed out to make her presence known on the
beak streets, where she rambled aronud
and by her oarelese driving was upset
several times out of the cutter and had to
be helped back again by the enriou8
crowd which by this time had assembled,
Eventually she started for ber home and
bee not been heard from since. Snell
unbecoming conduct by ode of the weak-
er sex is ridiculous and a disgrace to any
civilized oommurtity.
The rapidity wibh which croup develops
aalle for instant treatment ; and yet few
households are prepared for its visits.
An admirable remedy for this disease is
Ayer's Chary Pectoral. It has saved
hundreds of lives and should be in every
home whore there are young children.
IU'
NOTICE OF
OVAL
Having purchased a shop on
Thomas St., 0 1posito'the Queen's
Hotel stables, 7 wish to notify my
old customers and as massy new
ones as may favor me with their
patronage that ! have removed
to my new stand.
Soliciting a shale of business
from the public, guaranteeing
satisfaction,
J remain,
Sy T. num,
General Blacksmith & Horseshoer
Inik lamas
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Best for
' asIa Day —_
Z'or quick and easy work
Por cleanest, sweetest
and whitest clothes
Stogies h best`
rest for
Every Day
For every use about the
thouse Surprise works
_ best and cheapest,
- 510
for yourself.
igathaMiiimmem
D/IcLO D'S
System Ilen.ovator
ANI) 0TJIP.n
TESTED REMEDIES
SPECIFIC AND ANTIDOTE
For Impure, Weak and Impoverished
Blood, Dyspepsia, Sleeplessness, palpate•
tion of the Heart, Liver Complaint, Neur.
algia, Loss of Memory, Bronchitis, Con-
sumption, Gall Stones, Jaundice, Kidney
and Urinary Diseases, St. 'Vitus' Dance,
Female Irregularities and General De.
bility.
LABORATORY CODERWCH, ONT,
J. M. MOLE OD,
Prop. and Manufacturer,
Sold by JAMES FOX,
Drn gist Brussels.
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NONE/ TO LOAN.
Any Amount of Money to Loan
on Farm or Village Pro-
perty at
6 & 6i Per Cent., Yearly..
Straight Loans with privilege of
repaying when. required.
Apply to
A. Hunter,
Division Clovmt Clerk, Brussels,
Fall
I have a fine, new and
well selected stock of
01.1E
MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY
9011 MAN OR BEAST.
Certain in ire effects and never Misters.
Head proofs below:
KENCALL'S SPAVIN CURE.
30021,_oaraoeo llondersoO00.,04,,lo1,20,'88.
Dr. D. J. liblam t Co.
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)ronderfnl medfalnb. 1 once Lada mare 10011,0
an Ocean, Spavin and ave bottles cured Ler. 1
keep a bottle on Land all the time,
Yours truly, 00As. PowPJ,L,
KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE.
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080satinc0 FALLS, Vr.
horse Blankets,
Light and F cavy Har-
ness, Collars, &c,
Trunks s and Bags
at Low Prices,
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Statement of n Well Iainosvn Doctor
"No other blond medicine !hitt S havo
neer used anti I have 114ed them nil, is so
thorough ht its aetlon, and efTeets u) many
permanent cures as Ayer's Sarsapurtlla."—
llr, H. N. 1Ii11H1n000, ,Augusta, Die,
Ayer'sP;Sarsaparilla
Admitted at World's Fair._
4oe)"s Pins for 618,eh^ r, 0td bowels.
SIM LES
British t`olunibiOE
Real ()edlar Shingles
AND. —
North Shore
Pine and Cedar
FOR SALE AT T71:
Brussels Planing Kills
Also Doors and Sash of ail Pat
terns on hated or made to order
at Short Notice.
Estimates Furnished for ell
kinds of Buildings. Worknian-
ehip and Material Guaranteed.
. & P. AMENT,
IS COIN
WB0Is.
Our Spring or-
der is to hand in
iron and wooden
axled wagons with
or without bent
rails.
Toy Carts that
any "kid” can easily
draw.
Velocipedes for
boys at low prices.
Shoo Fly Book-
ing Horses, the do -
light of every child,
Sold Away Down.
4,(3and $ ball
sets of that popu-
lar gable called
"Krokay" are here
and ready for the
Spring Opening of
your lawn. The
prices are within
reach of all. Cro-
quet is one of the
Cheapest Outfits
any family can in-
vest 1n for the
amount of pleas-
ure to be taken
out of 1t.
Try I Set,
clown -tight'
Dioxides, Crows and the
travelling "Hurdy-gurdy"
aro three sore evidences of
Spring. We have thous.
ands of "dabs" and a good
supply of "dandy shooters."
Every boy should have his
pockets toll.
Base Balls, Hard and
Soft Rubber Balls, Bate
and Cricket Sete to band.
Low Prices to suit the
hard times.
Also Children's Garden
Tools, including spade, hoe
and rake. The very thiug.
people often ask for.
We haven't room to
tell yon ahont Sailing
Beate, Little Broome, Dolls.
Dishes and hundreds ,o
other things.
This Cola inn is for boys
and girls only. No parent
is anppooed to read it.
The Post Bookstore
WILL MAKE IT PAY YOU
TO TRADE HERE.