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Town Directory.,
MawIene Oneteen,—Sabhatil Sereitesti
at 11 A Al AO MO P- in, flundity Sehimi
at 230 p n), Belt, John BM, B A,
paator,
BT, 70313'3 Ortonon,—Sabltbh Serelooe
at 11 a Ill And 7 p m Ounday School
ot 2;80 p, M. Bee, A. K. Griffin, inculus
bent,
hnolne0 Onneest.--Sabbath Serviores
at 10:30 a; pi and 700 O en. fienday
School at 280 p m. Rey. Cr, J1, Cobble -
dials, 31 A, 1/ D, (motor.
ROMAN Co'ruome Onuiteri.—Sabbath
Service thied Sunday In every month, at
' 10:30 a M.- Rev ''Jesepli Kennedy,
' priest.
Elarnearcie 4110X.----Servicse at 7 and ii
a m and 3 and 8 p rt3 on Sunday and
every evening in the week at 8 o'clOok; M
the barraelte.
03m Fonnotwe Longo every Thursday
eventhg, in Grahamn block.
Mimes° Lomas Tuesday at or before
full moon, in Garfield blook.
A 0 U W Lewis On the 8rd
Friday evening of each month, in Mee -
hill's block.
C 0 F' Limon 2nd end last ,Illenday
evenings of each month, in Blaohill's
block.
1 0 IP, 2n8 and lest Friday in Odd
Fellows' Hell,
L 1.) L 1st Monday in every month
In Orange Hall.
Sons or &MOM, lat and 3rd Tea.
days of etch mouth, in Odd PelloWe'
Hall.
K. 0. T.1.1. Lopen, 2nd and 4th Tues.
days of eitet month, in Odd Fellow's Hall.
Home Cznoms, 2nd and 4th Friday even-
ings in Blashill's Hall.
Pose Ormor.—C)ffiee hours from 8 a.
m. to 6:30 p. an,
lidronAnme' INsriTusto.—Library in
Holmes' block, will be open from 6 to 8
o'clock p, m. Wednesdays and 3:80 to 5
and 6 to 8 Saturdays. Miss Minnie Mo.
Naughton, Librarian.
Town CommtrA—W. H. Kerr, Reeve' •
W. H. MoOraelten, Robert• Graham, 13.
Leatherdale and B. Garry, Councillors;
F. S. Scott, Mark ; Thomas Kelly,
Treasurer ; D. Stewart, Assessor and J.
T. Ross, Collector. Board meets the let
Monday in each month.
S011ooL BoAnn.—Bev. Ross, (chairman,)
Dr, McKelvey, Dr, Graham, A. Reid, A.
Hunter and j. N. Kendall •, Seo.-Treas.,
IL Ross. Meetings 2nd Friday evening
in each month,
Punta Salmon Tmonnes.-3. B. ORM.
eron, Principal, Miss Braden, Mies
Downey andliliss Cooper.
BoAnn or BuALTE.—Beeve Kerr, Clerk
Scott, A. Stewart, T. Farrow and T. N.
Kendall. Dr, MoNaughton, Medical
Health Officer.
SUSAN SIMPSON.
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Sudden swallows swiftly skimming,
Sunset's slowly spreading shade,
Silvery [songsters sweetly singing
Summer's soothing serenade.
Susan Simpson strolled sedately,
Stifling sobs, suppressing sighs.
Seeing Stephen Slocum stately,
Stopped she, showing some surprise.
",Say," Bays Stephen, "sweetest sigher,
Say, shall Stephen spouseless stay 0"
Susan, seeming somewhat shyer,
Showed submissiveneas straightway.
Snmmer'e salmon slowly stretches,
Susan Simpson Slocum ehe;
So she signed some simple sketches,
,Ic Six Septembers Snean swelters;
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Six sharp seasons snow supplies ;
Susan's satin sofa shelters
Six small Simms size by size.
Soul sought soul suocessfully.
THE NEW COUPLE.
She was new and was eonstructed on the
latest modern plan,
Bat she lost her heart, like others, and,
of coarse, 'twits loot to man
So ot last the two were married, and
they started married life,
As they thought, equipped and ready,
well prepared for any strife.
She was posted on his business quite as
thoroughly as he ;
She had studied all the details, and, as
any one could see,
She could run hie shop or office ; end it
also seemed quite clear
She could aot aehie bookkeeper or could
serve as his cashier.
She could sell goods on commission, or
could buy on thirty days ;
She wae. sharper than most merchants in
ell proper business ways ;
She could "take" from his dictation, and
climate to others, too ;
There was nothing 'round the offices that
she really couldn't do.
So they thought they were well armored
for a life of great success,
Bat the outcome of their trial was a
Mute more or less ;
They are doomed to boardinghouses, and
regretfully they roam,
For while they both 00.0 ran the office,
neither one can make a home.
JOHNNY'S CIRCUS.
Johnny Solingen had a aims
Where hie back yard is ;
Got :tome great big logs for bosses—
Mine, and Dick's, and his,
johnny—he was clown, you kuow ;
Took six pits to see the show.
Solved two big white eheats together,
(Johnny did—not me I)
'Cos you couldn't have no circus
'Thottt a tent you see.
Boys dome in from miles aroun' ;
Warn't no pins left in the town
aohnny rubbed tielf•rising flour
On his face an' then
Streaked it from the red ink bottle,
just like oirous men.
An' his uncle said, says he
"Best olown ever he did See,"
Some—they sat aroun' on bona,
Some an old oak loge ;
But we had two eats for monkeys,
An' they don't like doge,
An' when things with tannin' right
, Them OM oats sailed In for fighel
Orter Peen the fur tt.fiyin!,
Tomer howled, Prince
(johnny'e deg) got tore to pieeee,
Ain't ;Seen my dog sines,
Then the oirous tent fell down
Ate asst swallowed up the clown 1
Ain't had any ether eirous
Sine* that time, 000 wkly
Ain't no dogs '11 play they're 'leases
When them eats le by 1
Coin to imp our horns audrums
Till a real true einee comes.
, .
A Liott Keeper's Story.
HIS WIFE WAS A FEARFUL SU-
FRIIER FR011 RHEUMATISM..
Wee Joints Were all Stivellen and Mateo,
ell,-01er mama Almost alieeFtees and
llevapocuto Gone—S offered tor Sever-
' al Fears Before Beller was Found,
From the Elngaton News.
Hugh McLaren, lighthoun keeper on
Wolfe 'eland, is one of the best known
men in thio notion, and to his vigilance
in the performance of hie duties is due
the safety of the many met sailing in
that part of the St. Lawrence. Mrs,
Motwn, hie wife, has been an invalid
for a number of yeore, and in convene,
tion with a reporter recently, Mr. Mo•
Laren stated that ehe was rapidly regain-
ing ber old•time health under the treat-
ment of that moat marvellous of modern
medioinea—Dr. Willirtmei Pink Pills.
Mind if he had any objections to giving
the partioulare, Mr. MaLaren replied
that emphatically be had not if such pub-
liootion was likely to benefit any (other
'sufferer, Be said :—"A. number of years
ago my wife contracted theuntatisra, and
for a considerable time wae a helpless
invalid. Her johits were swollen and dis-
torted; her nights were sleepless and her
appetite was poor and very fickle. Dur-
ing those years ahe experienced excruci-
ating tortures, the pain never caning day
or night. She had the benefit of skilled
medical advice bat the treatment afford-
ed no relief, and we began to fear that
her trouble had gone beyond human aid.
On a number of occasions I had read in
the papers of cases of rheumatism being
cured by the use of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills, and this at last determined fie to
give them a trial. She had used some
thee boxes before any improvement was
uobiced ; and then we began to notice
that she slept bettor and that her appe.
tite was improved. Then the pains
gradually began to subside, and after tie-
ing about a dozen boxes she was able to
get up and walir about. She continued
the use of the piffle for a while longer,
and although occasionally she feels
twinges of the trouble in changeable
weather, ehe now enjoys better health
than she has done for years, and oa
sleep as soundly as ever she did in he
life, while her appetite never wag bette
I look upon Dr. Williams' Pink Pills a
wonderful medicine for I know the
have done wonders is my wife's case, an
I feel certain that if any who are afflict
ed
ae she was will give them a good trial,
equally happy results will follow, and I
therefore give this testimony freely, hop.
ing that it may benefit some other suffer -
Mr. MoLareo'e strong testimony proviso
the olaim made that Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills ours when other medicines fail, and
that they deserve to bank ae the greatest
discovery of modern medical eeineoe.
The public should always be on their
guard againet imitations and substitutes,
whioh some unscrupulous dealers, for the
sake of the extra profit, urge upon pnr•
rillaaers. There Is no other remedy "just
the same as," or "just as good" ae Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills end the genuine al-
ways have the full trade mark, "Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People" on
he wrapper around every box.
AN ORPHAN'S FORTUNE.
A strange story of good fortune comes
from Reno, llhioh., s small town one
hundred miles from Detroit. Twelve
years ago Clara Russell was left an
orphan by the death of her father, Syl•
vaster Russell, ber mother having died
three yeare before. They were living at
the time of her father's death nearlgenut
Forest, Ont. The few personal Gnats of
the family were Bold to defray the ex-
penses of the funerel, and Clara was ad-
opted by a fanner named Norris, who
soon after removed to Detroit, where
Clara wee educated. The girl's ouly lir-
ng relative was a brother of her mother's
ho had suffered somewhat through his
having identified himeelf with the more
prominent spirits in the Riot rebellion.
A month ago the uncle died and Clara,
who hall sine married a farmer named
Plebehoe Renal), moved to Ottawa '00.,
Michigan. She hai received notioe from
her uncle's Eat:it:Mora that she is the sole
heiress to all his property, which inolud-
ae much valuable oity real estate in To-
ronto and Montreal and also a largo farm
near Cobourg. A few days ago Mee.
Bussell reaeived a box from the exeau-
tors which, when opened, was found to
contain several communion seta, gold and
silver candlesticks and quite a roll of silir
robes, Thelmx also contained quite an
amount of money in Canadian currency
and many costly pieoes of silver table'
ware. There was a letter accompanying
the box, the contents of which letre. Rue.
sell will not divulge at present, air. and
elm Rnseell will leave for Montreal,
there to reside for the futnre.
litaillIIIATISH CURED IN A Dor.—S011th
American Rhetunatio Cure for Rhoumts•
tism and Neuralgia radically cures in 1
to 3 days. Ito ention upon the system
is remarkable and mysterious. 16 re-
moves at once the cause and the (linen
immediately disappears. The first dose
greatly benefits. 75 °ante. Warranted
by G. A.. Deadman.
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There are some persons who believe
that death and deetruotion stalk abroad
on FridaY, and who have any number of
facts at hand to prove their position,
Well, here is an array of facts from
whioh anything, pro Or eon, might ho
proven ;
Lee sorrendered en Friday.
Moscow was burned on Friday.
'Washington was horn on Friday.
Shakespeare was born on Friday.
Anntrioa Was dieoovered on Friday,
Richmond was emulated on Friday,
The Bastile was destroyed on Friday.
The Mayflower was landed 411 Friday
Queen Victoria was married on Friday,
King Charles I. was beheaded op VII -
day.
Fort Sumpter was bombarded on Fri-
day,
Napoleon Bonaparte was born On Fri-
day,
Julius Otteser was assasainated on Vfl,
The battle of Marengo was fought on
Friday,
The bottle of Waterloo was fought on
Friday.
ban of Aro was burned at the stake
on Friday,
The battle of New Orleans wile fought
on Friday.
The Deceleration of Independence WAS
signed on Friday. ,
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MeLE0 D'S
System Renovator
—AND , OTHER—.
TESTED REMEDIES
SPECIFIC AND ANTIDOTE
Po r Impare, Weak and Impoverished
Blood, Dyepepsia, Sleeplessness, Palpate.
tion of the Heart, Liver Complaint, Neur.
algia, Loss of Memory, Bronchitis, Con -
FAMILIAR FOLKS. eumption, Gall Stones, Jaundiee, Kidney
and Urinary Diaeases, St. Vitus' Dance,
The man who could not truat his feel- Female Irregularities and General De -
Inge M supposed to do business on a each '
came book on the L road. bility,
principle.
The lady who went off in hysterics LABORATORY BODERICil, ONT.
The gentleman who went too far in
an arena:31M was brought home on a Prop. and Manufacturer.
re o er,
The man who wrestled with adversity 8°2 by 34111EIS "X'
wore out the knees of his trousers and got
worsted.
The man who jumped upon the spur
of the moment was soon glad to sit down
again,
The girl who bend; into tears hoe been
pub together.
The young man who was taken by ear.
prise has returned.
The young man who painted the ohms
of the time is now out of a job.
It ie rumored that distanee lent en-
chantment to the view and now the view
refuses to return it.
The man who was moved to tears corn -
plains of the dampness of the premises
and wishes to be !moved back maul. THE
; MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY
FOR MAN OR BEAST.
Certain in its °Zeta and never blisters.
Read proofs below
J. M. 11IoLEOD,
Ern
gist Brussels.
Featherbone Skirt Bone
FOR GIVING
A. light, pliable, elastio bone made
from quills, It is soft and yielding,
conforming readily to folds, yet giving
style and shape proper shape to Skirt or Dress.
TO The only Skirt Bone that may be
wet without injury.
bathes Dresses The Celebrated Featberbone car-
, sets are corded with this mate' au,
10-21 For sale by leading Dry Goods Dealers.
1
Fall
a 40'
Winte
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have a fine, ne iv and
well selected stock of
TUG SUMMONS OF THE WORLD..
The population of the earth is estim•
abed at 1,500,000,000, distributed ae fol-
lows :—Enrope,881,200,000 ; Africa,
127,000,000 ; Asia, 354000,000 ; Austra-
lia, 4,780,000 '- America, 183.670,000;
total, I,500,000,000. The leading reli-
gions are represented by the following
figures :—Protestant Christians, 200,000,-
000 ; Roman Catholic, Christians, 105,-
000,000 ; Greek Catholic Ghristiaus, 105,-
000,000 ; total Christians, 500,000,000;
Jews, 8,000,000 ; Mabommedans, 180,-
000,000 ; heathen, 812,000,000 ; total non -
Oh asthma, 1,000,000,000.
Political Pointers.
Oanada's nubile debt will next year re.
quire 812,082,080 to pay for the annual
interest.
In the House of Cominone, Mr. MAIM.
n len introduced a bill to amend the Cue -
r.
toms Tariff Bill, providing for the free
admission of corn, whether for human or
animal food.
The cost of the prohibition commission
amounted to 882,813. This money was
squondered.
We adjust DDT taxes SO that imports
from Britain bear 22a- per cent., while fra•
ports from foreign nations bear 12i per
oent. This is what they call a National
Policy,
TEACH THE CHILDREN.
That teasing is a positive crime.
That they must eat bread before cake.
That bed -time is not a "movable" hour.
That they must speak respeotfully to
the servants.
' That bawling over bruises is unworthy
sturdy beings.
That they should not appeal from the
&Melon of one parent to the other.
That punishment follows in the wake
of prevarication and of hiding more
swiftly than it follows active Osier:hie!.
That it is in bad taste for them to tell
all that they learn of the neighbors' do•
maetio arrangements through playing
with the neighbors' children.
HEART DISEASE RELIEVED no 30 MIN.
13TES.—All cane of organic or sympathetic
heart disease relieved in 30 minutes and
quickly cured, by Dr. Agnew's Cure for
the Heart. One dose convineee, Sold
by G. Deadman.
Unlike most propristaiY medicinee, the
formulas of Dr. J. C. Ayer'e Sarattpurilla
and other preparations are cheerfully
sent to any physician who applies for
them. Ilene the special favor accorded
these well-known, standard remedies by
the World's Fair OOMMiSSIODerS,
SHINGLES
British Columbia
Red Cedar Shingles
AND• —
North Shore
Pine and Cedar
FOR SALE AT TDE
Brussels Planing Mills
Ala° Doors and Sash of all Pat
terns on lilted or made 41 order
at Short Notice,
Etatimates Furnished for ell
kinds of Buildings. Workman-
ship and Material Guaranteed.
J. Sc P. AMENT,
KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE.
Box 62_,Darumn,Hentiorson Oo., 6.3,62,84,Dr. 0, 3, Rimnanz Co.
Dear Sipa—Please gond mo one pf your Horse
elm and oblige. Thome used agree deal of your
Handel% Spavm Core with good 0000808: 11 40 a
'wonderful medicine. 0 once 1,00 0.0000 tbat bad
000 0,00,11 S unV I ri and five bottles cured her. 1
keep a bottle on band an the time.
Youre trulY, Cass. Powm.,
KENDALL'S SPAVIN DUDE.
D„. D. 00. OArros, Apr.S,
Dear Sh:s—I have used several battles of your
thlftrialPoSeettintig ret4IPZ.,iti."VAT
forbl neood gpavl and Vikas1n'WtvtnMeied'110.8aral of14ena whaeMolsad41
and keep R. Respectfully,
S. R. RiLy, 0.0. Boat SM.
For Salo by all Dnlgillste, or tiddress
Br. 13. J. IGTZT.D.A.L.L COMPA.:NT,
ENOSOURGH FALLS, VT.
16. S2, Ward.
A LIFE SAVED
BY TAXING
ERRY
PECTORAL
"Soveral years ago, 1 caught a Severn cold,
attended wit; It terrible [lough that allowed
me no rest, caller day or night. The doc-
tors pron011»cel Ply eaS01zopeless. Afrland,
learning of w rouhlot sent me a bottle of
Ayers Cherry Pectoral. By the hine I had
used the whole bottle, 3 was completely
emelt. and I 'olive° It saved my
11. 1VArto, $ Quimby Ave., Lowell, Mass.
yer's Cherry Pectoral
Efrhest Anrards at World's Fair
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MONEY TO LOAN.
Any Amount of Money to Loan
on Farm or Village Pro- ,
perty at
6 & 6 Per Cent.,, Yearly.
Straight Loans with privilege of
repaying when repaired.
Apply to
A. Hunter,
Divisions Court Clerk, Brussels.
Scribblers
12 dozen new School
Scribblers to band.
Only 5 cents each.
AL
MS
A Bankrupt Stock .of
Photo. Albums that will be sold at a
Low Price.
Writing Pads from bo,
Stafford's Celebrated Inks,
School Books and Supplies.
Special Values in Bibles.
Shaving Sets, Comb and Brush Cases and
Writing Desks at cost to clear out stock.
114/der Gaines, Children's Baildinj
and ..Ilvkabet Blocks,
Boy's Velocipede at a Bargain.
Only a few Ilancl.sleiglis left and they will
be sold at Cost to clear.
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