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THE VICARS GOVERNES
"'ore you raking Your Walks?" sake t1 o weakness at the ,noes meant fo
r a
s a idly, laanin on the gats, and courtesy, ""$o,very glad to see yawl,"*
Qlart s , y as indeed, She is.
gazing down the trim graveled path in her earlier days sho bad been Cell".
Omit leads to the WY -clad Pottage he- ed a bells, liooCed euecartvdin pe p10 slaw
yond, '" I;iebodY's walks are ever as bad beiga in tiro ed, ace e -market, But
clean as yours, think. And your Penelope.Proud had ailed them,
', and
by so doing, had brpugbt down eternal
egndeMnation on tier head, In
second season she bad fallen foolishly
but honestly, in love with a well-born
but impeounzoup curate, and bad, ;mar-
ried him in spite of threats and wither-
ing/meets.
ing,sneers. With one consent her
family oast her off and consigned her
to her fate,, deo1a ing themselves-inoap-
able of dealing with a woman who could
TOWS are something too delicious, fYr
better than our outdoor flowers at Go
ran. And so late in the season, tool"
May I give you one?"
says Roth,
dimpling prettily at ber Praise.
"Thank you. Hew sweet they are)
No, no, Horace; that is altogether too
large for yeux coat, Ruth, will you
give Mr. Bransoombe a tiny burl? That
one over there, for instance."
" T don't think I see it," says Ruth
quietly, She has grown Pale again,
and her lips have lost a little of the
childish petulant pout that abaraeter-
izes thew"
"Tust over there. Don't you See?
Why, you. are almost looking at it, you
stupid child.",
" I am stupid, I am afraid,"—witha
faint smile, " Come in, Miss Peyton,
and gather it yourself." She opens
the gate, with a sort of determination
in her manner, and Clarissa, going up
to the rose -tree, plunks the delicate
blossom in dispute. Horace has fol-
lowed her inside the gate, but, turning
rather more to the left, falls apparent-
ly in love with an artless white rose-
bud that waves gently to and fro up-
on its stem, as though eager to attract
and rivet admiration.
I think I prefer this flower, after
ail," he says, lightly. " May I ask you
to give it to me, Ruth?" His manner
is quite easy, very nearly Indifferent,
and his back is turned to Clarissa. But
Isis eyes are on Ruth ; and the girl,
though with open reluctance and ill -
repressed defiance; is compelled to pick
the white rose and give it to him.
" Well, I really don't think you bave
shown very good taste," says Clarissa,
examining the two flowers. _" Mine is
the most perfect. Nevertheless, wil-
ful man must have his way. Let me
Fettle: it in your coat for you."
Almost as she speaks the flower drops
accidentally from her fingers; and, both
she and Horace making a step forward
torecover it, by some awkward chance
they tread on it, and crush the poor,
frail little thing out of shape. It lies
upon the gravel broken and disfigured,
yet very sweet in death.
" You trod. on it," says Horace, ra-
ther quickly, to Clarissa.
No, dear ; I really think—indeed, I
am sure—it was you,' returns she,
calmly, but with conviction.
' It doesn't matter ; it was hardly
worth a discussion,' says Ruth, with
an odd laugh. "See how poor a thing
it looks now ; and, yet, a moment since
it was happy on its tree."
" Never mind, Horace: this is really
a charming little bud," says Clarissa,
gayly. holding out the rose of her own
choosing: " at least you must try to
be content with it. Good -by, Ruth;
come up to Gowran some day soon, and
take those books you asked for the
other day."
Thank you, Miss Peyton. I shall
come soon.".
" Good by," says Horace.
"Good by," returns she. But it is
to Clarissa, not to him, she addresses
the word of farewell.
When the mill has been left some
distance behind them, and Ruth's slight
figure, clad in its white gown, had
ceased to be a fleck of coloring in the
landscape, Clarissa says, thoughtfully,
What a pretty girl that is, and how
refined! Quite a little lady in man-
ner ; so calm, and so collected,—cold,
almost. I know many girls, irreproach-
ably born, not to be compared with her,
in my opinion. You agree with me?"
" Birth is not always to be depended
upon nowadays."
"She is so quiet, too, and so retiring.
She would not even shake hands with
you, when we met her. though you
wanted her to. Did you remark that?
Sometimes I am dull about trifles,
such as that"
Yes. By the bye, she did not seem
surprised at seeing you here to -day, al-
though she thought you safe in town,
as we all did,—you deceitful boy."
"Did she not?"
"'No. But then, of course, it was.
a matter of indifference to hex."
Of course."
They have reached the entrance to
the vicarage by this time, and are
pausing to say farewell for a few
hours.
"I shall come up to Gowran to-
morrow morning first thing, and speak
to your father: is that what you wish
me to do $" asks Horace, her hand in
his.
Yes. But Horace," looking at him.
earnestly, " I tbink I should like to
tell it all to papa myself first, this
evening."
Very well, dearest. Do wbatever
makes you happiest," returns he, se-
cretly pleased, that the ice will be
broken for him before he prepares for,
his mauvais quart (rheumin the li-
brary. And if he should refuse his
consent, Clarissa, what then? You
know you might make so much a bet-
ter marriage."
Might I? "—tenderly. " I don't
think so; and papa would not make mo
unhappy"
CHAPTER IX.
"A generous friendship no cold medium
knows." Pope.
Mrs. Redmond is sitting ea a center
ottoman, darning stockings. This is
her favorite pastime, and never fails
her. When she isn't darning stockings
she is always scolding the cook, and as.
her voice, when raised, is not melliflu-
ous, her family in a body, regard the
work -basket with reverential affection,
and present it to her notice when there
comes the crash of broken china from
the lower regions, or when the cold
meat has been unfairly dealt with.
She is of the lean cadaverous order
of Womankind, and is bony to the last
degree. Her nose is aquiline, and, as a
rule, ,pale blue. As this last color also
describes her eyes, there is a depressing
want of contrast about her face. Her
lips are thin and querulous, and her
n'
ba—well, she hasn't any hair, but her
wigis flaxen.
Clarissaenters, she hastily draws
the stooking from her hand, and rises to
greet her, A faint blush mantles in
her cheek making one at once. under-
stand that in bygone days she had pro-
bably been Considered pretty'.
So unexpected, my dear cllarissa,"
she says, with as pleased a smile as the
poor thing ever conjures up, and a lit.
willfully marry a man possessed .af Te -
thing. They always put a ca ;tel N to
this hist' Word, and perhaps they Were
right, as at that time all Charlie Red-
mond could call itis Own was seven
younger brothers and a tenor voice of
he very purest.
As. years relied on, though Mrs Red'
mond never, perhaps, regretted her
Marriage, he nevertheless secretly ac-
knowledge to herself a hankering after
the old life, a longing for the grandeur
and riches or ?that accrued to it (the
Pn born
and bred and had thr'iv ps nein the poft
goods line), and bugged the emoted-
;zing thought to her bosom that a lit-
tle more trade and a little loss blue
blood wruld :have made her husbander
degree more perfect
It pleased her when the county fami-
lies invited the youthful Cissy to their
balls; and it warmed her heart and
caused her to forget the daily shifts
find worries of life when the duchess
sent her fruit and game, accompanied
by kind little notes. It above all things
reconciled her to her lot, when the heir
mss ,of Gowran Grange pulled up her
pretty ponies at her door, and running
in made much of her and her children
and listened attentively to ber griev-
ances, as only a sympathetic nature can.
To -day, Clarissa's visit, being early,
and therefore unconventional, and for
that reason the more friendly, sweet-
ens all her surroundings. Miss Peyton
might have, put m an appearance thrice
in the day later on, yet her visits would
not have been viewed with such favor
as is this matutinal call.
"Cissy is out; she has gone to the vil-
lage," says Mrs. Redmond, scarcely
thinking Clarissa bas come all the way
from Gowran to spend an hour alone
with her.
I am sorry ; but it is you I most par-
tioularly wanted to see. What a deli-
cious day it is1 I walked all the way
from Gowran, and•-tho sun was rather
too muoh for me ; but how cool it al-
ways is here! This room never seems
stuffy or overheated, as other rooms
do."
It is a wretched place, quite wretch -
ea," says Mrs. Redmond, with a depre-
cating glance directed at a distant
sofa that might indeed be termed pat-
rirchal.
"What are you doing ?" asks Clarissa,
prem tly, fe�lmg she cannot with any
Y
defend the sofa. "'Darning?
Why can't I help you? -1 am sure I
could darn. Oh, what a quantity of
socks i Are they all broken?" looking
with awe upon the overflowing basket
that lies 'close to Mrs. Redmond's feet.
Every one of them," replies that
matron, with unction. "I can't think
how they do it, but I assure you they
never come out of the wash without in-
numerable tears." Whether she is al-
luding, in her graceful fashion, to her
children or their socks, seems at present
doubtful. ' I sometimes fancy they
must take their boots off and dance on
the sharp pebbles to bring them to such
a pass; but they say they don't. Yet
how to account for this?' She holds
up one bony, hand, derotated with a
faded. sock, in a somewhat triumphal
fashion, and lets three emaciated fingers
start to life through the toe of it.
Do let me help you,'; says Clarissa,
with entreaty, and. stooping to the bas-
ket, she rummaged there until she pro-
duces a needle, and thimble, and some
thread. I dare say I shall get on
splendidly, if you will just give me a
hint now and then and tell me when I
am stitching them up too tightly."
This hardly sounds promising, but
Mrs. Redmond heeds her not.
" My dear, do not trouble yourself
with such uninteresting work," she
says, hastily. It really makes me un-
happy to see you so employed; and that
sock of all others, -Lt is Bobby's, and
I'm sure there must be something
wrong with his heels. If you insist on
heiping me, do try another."
No, I shall stitch up Bobby, or die
in the attempt," says Miss Peyton,
valiantly. It is quite nice work, I
should think, and so easy. I dare say
after a time I should love it."
" Should you?" says Mrs. Redmond.
"Well, perhaps' but for myself, I as-
sure you, though no one will believe it,
I abhors the occupation.. There are
moments when it almost overcomes me,
—the perpetual in and out of the needle,
you will understand,—it seems so end-
less. Dear, dear, there was a time when
I was never obliged to do such menial
service, when I had numerous depend-
ents to wait on me to do my bidding.
But then"—with a deep sigh that
sounds like a blast from Boreas—" I
married the vicar."
And quite right," says Clarissa with a
oheeyful little nod seeing Mrs.
Redmond has mounted her high horse
and intends riding him to death. I
myself shouldn't hesitate about it, if I
only got the chance. And indeed
where could any one get a more charm-
ing husband than the dear vicar?"
' Well, well, it was a foolish match
notwithstanding," says Mrs. Redmond,
with a smile and wan sort of blush ;
"though certainly at that time I don't
deny he was very fascinating. Such a
voice, my dear! and then bis eyes were
remarkably fine."
Were'—are, you mean," says the
crafty Clarissa, knowing that praise of
her husband is sweet to the soul of
the faded Penelope, and that the =set'
means of reducing her to a pliant mood
is to permit ber to maunder on uninter-
ruptedly about past glories and dead
hours rendered bright by age. To have
her in her kindest humor, before men-
tioning the real object of her visit, must
bo managed. at alll risks. Yours was
a love -match, wasn't it?' she says,
coaxingly. , Do tell me all about it."
(She had listened 'patiently to every
word of it about a `hundred times be-
fore.) I do so like a real love -affair."
' There isn't much to tell," says Mrs.
Redmond, who is quite delighted, and
actually foregoes the charm; of darn-
ing, that she may the more correctly
remember each interestingdetail in
her own " old story ;"" but it was all
very sudden,—very' like a tornado, or
a whirlwind, or those things in the
desert that cover, ane up in a moment.
First we met at two croquet parties,-
yes, two,—and then at dinner at Ram-
seys, and it Was at the dinner at the
Ramseys' that he first pressed my. hand.
I thought, my dear, I should have drop-
ped, it was such a downright, not -to -
be -got -over sort of squeeze. Dear me,
I can almost feel it now," says Mrs.
Redmond,' who is blushing like a girl.
" Yes, do go on," says Clarissa, who
in reality, is enjoying herself intenselyy,.
"Well, then, two days afterward, to dear Clarissa), »eoauesa I have taken the bo es are the best.
my ,,sorprlee, he called with sonlo bolt- I vicarage eaetom from them. ahoy
els tar a ooneert, to which MY momma. 1 Prefer imperiling then; souls. to OWM�i�"
Who suspeoted nothing; Melt me, !hereup the chance, of punishing me,
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we met egaln, and it was there, right, now the pleat=is, whetherI
as one might say, under mamma's Wase. l not consent to the alma polsoeing of
be proposed to ilia. Ile was very Mos , my (Mikhail, rather' loan drive' my ar-
qu0nt tbougb he was eblzged to (peek lsblonors into the Areas of the for all
;eatedIY, owing to the' diets who ka o
comers bolawthe .Dison the
I don't think I should p
ohildree," saga Olarissa, oYoii
But what is to become of my
Charlotte Bateson has the pweetos
voice in it, and naw ehe will not opine
to ehurab. I am at my wits' end when.
I think of it, all,"
I am gog to supply Charlotte's
Placa for you," Says Olarlssa slyly.
' Thank you, my dear. But, You
see, you would never be in time And,
unfortunately, the services must begin
always at a regular hour. Punctual-
ity was tbe one thingI never could
teach yq. u,—that, and he Catechism."
" What a libel!" says Clarissa. I
shouldn't malign my own teaching if
u,
X were yoI am 'perfectly certain I
could say it all now, this very moment,
from start to finish, questions and all,
without a mistake. Shall I?" or it"'
No, Ma ll takeyour word for
says the vicar, bastiiy. '" The fast is,
I have jug been listening to it at the
morning school in the village, and
when one has heard a thing repeated
fourteen times with variations, one nat-
urally is not anabitious of hearing it
again, no matter how profitable it may
mesinalisl
o stopping now and bran and my
t
he was being
gg of 111000 days MY deer,
and well favored, no doubt. So we
got married."
That isthe proper ending o all
pr�etty stories. ;But is it trim,"says
W3arissa, with a Wilinoas real!y borrible
in one 90 young, 'thatuse at that
time yourefused a' splendid offer, all
for the vicars sake?"
Splendid is a song word," says Mrs.
Redmond, trying to speak, earolessly,
but unmistakably elated, yet I must
confess there is some truth in the re-
port to whioh you allude, Sir Hubert
l itz-Hubort was a baronet of very an-
cient lineage,, Demo over withthe Con-
queror, or King Alfred, I quite forget
whish, but 1t was whiobever owes f the
oldest: that I know. He was, in ,
a trifle old for me, perhaps, and not so
rich as others I have known, but still
a baronet.He proposed to me, but I
rejected him upon the spot with scorn,
though he went' on his knees to me,
and swore, in an anguished frenzy, that
he would out his throat with his razor
if I refused to listen to his snit! I did
refuse, but I heard nothing more about
the razor, I am willing to believe he
put some restraint upon his maddened
feelings and refrained from inflicting
any injury upon himself.."
Poor follow 1 " says Clarissa, in a
suspiciously choky tone.
Then I espoused the vicar," says
Mrs. Redmond, with a sentimental sigh.
" One does foolish things sometimes."
That, now, was a wise one. I
would not marry a king if I loved a
beggar. Altogether, you have behaved
beautifully, and just like a novel."
Feeling that that moment for action
bas arrived, as Mrs. Redmondis now
in a glow of pride and vanity well
mixed, Clarissa goes on sweetly:
"I have some news for you"
For me?"
"Yes, for you. .I know bow delicate
you are, and bow unable to manage
those two strong children you have at
home. And I know, too, you have been
looking out for a suitable governess for
some time, but you have found a diffi-
culty in choosing one, have you not?"
Indeed I have."
" Well, I think I know one who will
just suit you. She was at school with.
me, and, though poor new, having lost
both father and mother, is of very good
family, and well connected."
"But. the salary ?" ways Mrs. Red-
mond, with some hesitation. ' The
salary is the thing. I hear of no one
now who will come fol leas than duty
or seventy pounds a ye'tr at the lowest;
and with Henry at ecLiol, and Rupert's
college expenses, forty pounds is as
much as we can afford to give."
" Miss 'Broughton tivill, I chink, be
quite content with that : she only wants
to be happy, and at rest, and she will
be all that with you and Cissy and
Mr. Redmond. Sbe is young, and it
is her first trial, but she is very clever;
she has a really lovely voice, and paints
excessively well. Ethel has rather a
taste for painting, has she not?"
A decided talent for it. All my
family avere remarkable far their ar-
tistic tendencies, so she, doubtless, .in-
herits it; and—yes, of course, it would
be a great thing for her to have some
one on the spot to develop this talent,
and train it. Your friend, you say, is
well connected?"
"Very highly connected on ber mo-
ther's side. Her father was a lieuten-
ant in the navy, and very respectable
too, I believe; though I know nothing
of him."
" That she should be a lady is, of
course, indispensable," says Mrs. Red-
mond, with all the pride that
ought to belong to soft -goods
people. "I need hardly say
that, I think. But why does she not
appeal for help to her mother's rola-
Mons?"
Because Sbe prefers honest work to
begging from those who up to this
have taken no notice of ber."
' I admire her," says Mrs. Redmond,
warmly.If you think she will be sa-
tisfied with forty pounds, I should like
to try what she could do with the
children."
I am very glad you have so de-
cided. I know of no place in which I
would rather see a friend of mine than
here."
Thank you, my dear. Then will you
write to her, or shall I? "
"Let me write to ber first, if you
don't mind: I think I can settle every-
thing.
' Mind?—no, indeed: it is only too
good of you to take so much trouble
about me."
To whish Clarissa says, prettily,
Do not put it in thalight ; there is
no pleasure so keen as that of being
able to help one's friends,"
Then she rises, and, having left be-
hind ben three socks that no earthly
power , can ever again draw upon a
child's foot, so hopelessly has she
brought heel and sole together, she
says good -by to Mrs. Redmond, and
leaves the room.
Outside on the avenue she encounters
the vicar, hurrying home.
" Turn with me," she says, putting
her hand througb his arm. " I have
something to Bay to you."
"Going to be married?" asks he,
gayly.
be.,,
When I spoke of. filling Charlotte's
place," says Clarissa, " I did not allude
m any way to myself, but to--- And
now I am coming to tbe news."
" So glad; " says the vicar : " I may
overtake old Betty yet,"
"I have secured a governess for Mrs,
Redmond, Such a dear little gover
news! And I want you to promise me
to be more than unesally kindto her,
because' she is so young and friendless
and it is her first effort at teaching."
" So that question is settled at last,"
says the vicar, with a deep --if careful-
ly. suppressed—sight of relief. I am
rejoiced, if only for my wife's sake, who
bas been worrying herself for weeks
past, trying to replace the inestimable
—if somewhat depressing—Miss Prood."
Has she?""' says, Clarissa, kindly.
" Worry is a bad thing, But to -day
she has been for seems
much
timet Inde d,,
she said so."
Did: she? " says the vicar, yvith a
comical, transient smile, Mrs. Red-
mond's
edmond's maladies being of a purely im-
aginary order.
What . are you laughing at now 1"
asks Clarissa, who has marked this pass-
ing gleam of amusement.
At you, my dear, you are so quaint-
ly humorous, replies ho. ' But go on;
tell me, of this new acquisition to our
household. Is she a friend of yours?"
Yes, a great friend."
"Then of course we Shall like her."
Thank you," says Clarissa. " She
is very .pretty, and very charming.
Perhaps, after all, I am doing a fool-
isb tbmg for myself. How shall I feel
when she has out me out at the vicar-
age ?
Not much fear of that, were she
Aphrodite herself. You are much too
good a abil.d to be liked lightly or by
halves. Well, good -by; you won't for-
get about the flannel for the Batley
twins? "'
I have it ready,—at least, half of
it. How could I tell she was going
to have twins?" says Clarissa, apolo-
getically.
'It certainly was very inconsiderate
of her," says the vicar, with a -sigh,
as he thinks of the poverty that clings
to the Batley menage from year's end
to year's end.
" Well, never mind; she shall have
it all next week," promises Clarissa,
soothingly, marking his regretful tone -
and then she bids him farewell, and
goes up the road again in the direction
of her home.,
She is glad to be alone at last. Her
nfission successfully accomplished, she
has now time to let her heart rest con-
tentedly upon her own 'happiness. All
the events of the morning—the small-
est word, the lightest intonation, the
moat passing smile, that claimed Horace
as their father—are remembered by her.
She dwells fondly on each separate re -
w
he mlooked and spokerepeaatto such a d snob,
moments
QBE CURIOUS TIII1G8i
FEATURES OF,ACTUAL LXk17 THAT
RAVE LATELY OCCURRED.
A Aiirl Soddenly elriel[en Speeehl&ss—
benguyllY of it Tertie—Welgpine doUl
roes £Ir—l:xlier•liii0itla la intern'
growth, eta, etc..
A GXRI, STRIDDEN SPEECHLESS,
Mise Agnes Eck, the eighteen -year-
old daughter of Willoughby lick, of
Topton, is in a trance. Two weeks
ago feat Friday she was apparently fie
well as ever in her life, anal she was a
healthy girl. Suddenly she acid, to
mother;" other; M tongue is growing
stiff aniid I cannot tails," A few rain
utee later she was speechless. She has
not spoken a word since. On Thurs-
day last ehe was found on the, floor
unconscious, and ehe still remains in
that condition, The doctors says she
le suffering from catalepsy.
LONGEVITY OF A TURTLE.
When Mauritius woe ceded to the
British,- in the year 1810, one of the
soldiers,who had a liking for natural
history, discovered a turtle in the mili-
Lary barracks which competent auth-
oritiee paid was then over 200 years
old. The repulsive -looking old reptile
is Still alive and healthy, and bids fair
to live to the end of this or probably
the next century. He has enormous
strength, and can with apparent ease
carry two large men on his back.
A MULBERRY'S GROWTH.
" Nonsense 1"—blushing, in that he
has so closely hit the mark. " It - is
not of anything so paltry I would un-
burden my mind."
Then you have nothing of import-
ance to tell me,"says the vicar ; and
I must go. Your story will keep: my
work will not. I am in a great hurry :
old Betty Martin--'
Must wait. I insist upon it. Dy-
ing1 nonsense she has been dying
every week for three years, and you
believe her every time. Come as far
es the gate with me.'
"Your command, I obey," says the
vicar, with a sigh of resignation, walk-
ing on beside his pet parishioner. "But
if you, could only understand the trouble
I am in with those Bateson you would
know some pity for me,"
" What 1 again?" says Clarissa, show-
ing, and feeling, deep compassion.
Even so. This time about the
bread. You know what unpleasant
bread they bake, and hoW Mrs., Red-
mond objects to it; and really it. is bad
for the children "
It is poison, says Marian, Who
never does anything by baives, and who
is nothing if not sympathetic.
"Well, so I said; and when I had
expostulated with them, mildly but
firmly, and suggested that better flour
might make better dough, and they had
declined to take any notice of my, pro-
test,—why, I just ordered my bread
from, the Burtons opposite, and--"
The vicar pauses.
" Ani7.i you have been happy ever
Prior to the period of whish we speak,
Peterman lead alloweii ins beard to
grow t0 a length of over four feet,
but sueh,growth being very 10000000+
lent f10 finally had it shaved off, The
belowrthe-knees growth alluded to 0000
was one of onlyseven years' duration
and zt"w s Peerman's boast that he
proposed to keep Ills hirsute, append-
ges in good growing condition until
they broke the long -mare record of
the world.
MICE ',MAT DANCED TO i\0TYSIO.
A nice little; animal story is given in
this month's Nature's Notes, which'
In the year ,1834, 61 years ago this
last spring, Captain . A.S. Allen, then
a boy on his father's farm near Zebu-
lon, Ga., stuck a mulberry sprout in
the ground, At that time the sprout
was not larger tban a lead pencil, and
had been used by the boy as an ox
" gad." To -day it is a tree almost nine-
teen feet in circumference at a distance
of two feet from the ground, and is
said to be the largest mulberry tree in
Georgia.
THE HAIRY 330Y OF VINDIEQ.
The greatest curiosity of Western
France is a modern Esau, in the person
of Leon Fernerod, the nine-year-old son
raises the interesting question whetb-
er mice have a fondness for musio, 01
is contributed by . a musician, ` who,
says:—"One evening I was somewhat
startled at bearing my piano suddenly
giving forth sweet sounds, annfirentlY
of its own accord. A mouse, so It prov-
ed, bad got inside the instrument and,
was making music onthe wires,
Whether this was intentional on m011-'
sie's part or not f Dan not say ; perhaps•
be was trying to main a nest for ;ism-
(elf there, borne years ago, however,.
while the piano was being played in
the dining room of my old home, sev-
eral mice came out upon the hearth
rug and began to jump about, appar-
ently with delight at the sound of then
music, and ono was, either Be absorbed
or overcome by it that he allowed him-•.
self to be carried away in a tongs by
WORSHIP OF RANK.
The Extent to Which It Is Carried by Some
People 1;4 England.
Idolatrous worship of rank is one of
the foibles of English character. The
Duke of Edinburgh when be was an
admiral in command of a fleet, landed '•
in naval uniform one day at a British
port from a steam -launch, and was sur-
of well-to-do parents, living in the lit-
tle village of Vindieq. The boy was
born in May, 1886, and from the day
of his birth has been covered with a
heavy growth of, curly, straw-colored
hair. Several attempts have been made
to remove this queer hirsute growth,
but so far all attempts have been in
vain. The boy' dislikes very much to
be called " the hairy boy," and even
his parents are said to be very sensi-
tive on the subject.
THE MOST OOYRIOUS ANIMAL.
The most peculiar and remarkable
animal in the world is the ornithoryn-
ehus paradoxus; the famed egg -laying
mammal of Australia. It is is shaped
like an otter, has fur like a beaver, is
web-footed like a swan, has a bill like
a duck and a tail like that of a fox.
It' is the only known fur -covered crea-
ture that lays' eggs. A corresponding
oddity among feathered bipeds would
be a bird. that brought forth: its young
alive.
She is happy, suite happy. A sort of
wonder, too, mixes with her delight.
Only a few short hours ago she had
left her home, free, unbetrothed, with
only hope to sustain her, andnowshe
isr-
sty,retubound heartto it tandrsoul,eto cotbe
dearest, truest man on earth, as she be-
lieves.
How well he loves her 1 She had no-
ticed his sudden paling when she bad
begged for some delay before actually
naming her brydale day." Sh ebad.
hardly believed his love for her was' so
strong,, se earnest: even she (how could
she? with tender self-reproach) had mis-
judged him,—had deemec nim somewhat
cold indifferent; unknowing'of the
deep stratum of feeling that lay be-
neath the outward calm of bis demean-
or.
Dear, dearest Horace! She 'will
never disbelieve in him again ; be is her
own now, her very own, and she loves
him with all her heart, and be: loves
just the same, and --Oh, if every wo-
man in the world could only be as happy
as she is to -day, what a glorious place
it would bel
Well, yes, my dear. I suppose' in
a way I have; that is, I have ,•eased to
hesdark inevitable
and bcoarseness, of the
bread; but I have hardly gained on
other points, and the Bateaons are
a perpetual scourge, They have de-
cided on never again darkening the
eburs!! door (their own words, my
Not that it such a bad place, by
any means, as some people would lead
one to imagine. Surely these are dis-
agreeable people, misanthropists, mea-
og�amists, and such ,like heretics; or
else poor souls1 they are in a bad
strait, without present hope and, with-
out any one to love them 1 This last
seems, indeed, a misfortune.
Yet why abuse a lovely world? How
bright the dayis, how sweet and fresh
the air, though evening is nigh at band 1
She hardly ever remembers a September
so fine, so free from damp ; the very
birds --
lead he thought her unloving or ca-
pricious when she pleaded for. a longer
engagement? (Here the tears rise un-
bidden in her eyes,) 011, surely not;
he understood her thoroughly; for had
he not smiled upon ber afterward?
So he. w':il always smile. There shall
never be any 'cross words or angry
frowns to chill their perfect love 1
Their lives will be a summer dream, a
golden legend, a pure, fond idyl.
Tbus beguiling time with beliefs too
sweet for earthly power to grant, she
hastens home, with each step, building
up another story in,her.airy house until
at length she carries a castle, tall and
stately, into her father's house.
WONDERFUL EYES OF INSECTS.
The facets " of the eye -masses' of
some species of insects are exceedingly
numerous; insomecases, in feet, the
rounded by a crowd of awe-struck ad-
mirers. He sent an attendant to fetch
a carriage, and gazed at the throne with
undisguised amusement. An energetic
newsboy, wbo did not allow the dignity
of tbe royal presence to interfere with
opportunities for trade,boldw aPProecli-
ed the prince and asked him wnac paper
he wanted. •
The mince smiled and taking a paper
from the newsboy tossed him a three-
penny piece, waving him off when two
pennies were offered in return. The
prince then strode off in the direction
of his carriage.
Some of the spectators expressed as-
tonishment at the liberty the newsboy
had taken in selling. the paper td a
member of the royal family with as
little ceremony as though he had been
a costermonger. The boy was roughly
admonished that he ought to have more
sense and better manners. One indig-
nant person expressed the opinion that
the police did not do tbeir duty in not
preventing such an outrage.
Another bystander, a well-dressedwo-
man, followed the boy a few yards from
the landing pier, and then touched him
on the shoulder.
' I want the coin," she said, with eager
interest, "which his royal highness has
given you for the paper."
I would rather keep it myself," an-
swered the boy.
"But I am willing to pay you well for
it," said the excited woman.
Well, you will have to bid high for
it in order to get it." .
"Here is a half-sovereign.Take it
and give me the prince's coin."
It was agood bargain, and the news-
boy promptly handed her the coveted
threepenny piece, remarking that bo
had received a good deal of money for
a Penny paper.
The excited woman gazed at the coin
as though it was a pearl of great price.
It bad toughed the hand of a member
of the Queen's family,and was associated
with the royal presence!
This is an extreme example of the
deference paid to royal rank by Eng-
lish people. Probably there are few
subjects of the Queen so foolish as to
exchange a half -sovereign for three-
pence simply because the smaller coin
had been handled by royalty. Tbe ob-
sequious devotion to the great person-
ages of the court is carried to lengths
which are often incompatible with self -
reseed.
A story of an opposite character in
which a lack of even civil deference is
rudely shown, is told of a famous master
of Balliol College, Oxford. He was out
for a long walk, and came to a turn-
pike gate where toll was demanded:
f
number is entirely beyond belief. Each
of these separate " facets " is a perfect.
eye, and they are ao arranged as to
give their insect owner a command-
ing
ommand
ing view of all the cardinal points and
every conceivable intermediate direc-
tion
ireo-
tion at one ane the same time. In the
ant, the little creature which we have
had so many " curious notes " concern-
ing. there is not to exceed 50 facets in
the great compound eye. It has been
argued that this is nature's provision,
because the ant s ends so much of its
time underground.' This may be true,
but what is the naturalist going to
do about Blaps mucronata, the most
sluggish of the European beetles? This
last named creature spends 99 -100 - of
its time in the dark, yet has 250, eye
facets. Melee, another insect of simi-
lar babits, has over 500 facets in each
eye -mass. In certain varieties of the
dragon flies the aggregate of facets in
the compound. eye often exceeds 12,000.
It appears to be a general rule, not-
withstanding the exception sited above,
that the swiftest insects bave the great-
est number` of eye facets. The swift
winged butterflies have from 10,000
to 17,000 in each eye -mass, and the
Mordella, the swiftest and the most
active known beetle (a resident ofBri-
tain), has no fewer than 25,000 facets
in each of . his enormous compound
ayes.
WEIGHING COMMON AIR
(To Be Continued.)
The wight of air bas often been test-
ed by compressing it in receptacles by
the air pump. That it really has
weight when so compressed is shown
by the fact that the weight of the ves-
sels is increased slightly by filling
them with :compressed air, and that
such vessels become specifically "light-
er " as soon as the air contained in
them is exhausted. Many elaborate
experiments on the , weight of air
have proven that one cubic foot weighs
536 grains, or something less than 1 1-4
ounces. The above. experiment on
the weight of air is supposed to be,
made at the surface of the earth with
the temperature at 60 degrees Fah-.
renheit. Heated air, or air at high
elevations, is muoh lighter.
PERPETUAL MOTION.
One hundred and twenty years ago,
in 1775, the Paris Academy of Sciences.
withdrew its standing reward of 500,-
000 francs which had been offered for
a " perpetual motion machine." It was
plainly stipulated in the offer that the
machine should " be self -active; so
much so, , at least, that when once set
in motion it shall continue to move
without the aid of external forces, and
without lose of momentum, until its
parts are worn out." During the year
that the above reward was the stand-
ing offer, thousands of men became
insane over the problem. At last, at
the time of the date given in thenpen-
ing, the impossibility of constructing
such, a machine having been demon-
strated: the offer was formally with.,
drawn. No Government or society of
standing now offers a reward for such
a machine.
BEARD GROWTH.
Who knows what finally became of
Chas. Peterman, the boarded freak of
Jackson County, Missouri? Eight or
ten years ago he was the proud pot-
aessor of a crop of whiskers which ex-
tended far below his knees, and of a
mustaehe which could be thrown book
over the shoulders and used as acloak.
Turkey Bones as Pipe Stems.
The latest thing in smokers' goods is
the turkey bone pipe stem: "There's
nothing like it," said an old pipe smok-
er. "It is light; porous, and yields to
the pressure Of the teeth. Smoke
drawn through tb' .,irkey bone is cool
and sweet. Thetructure is porous,
and I suppose t1,..�t!the outside air ggots
throe? h and tortes off the hot biting
taste.There is no danger of a man
i
getting his tongue burned f he uses
a urkey bone atom. Wild turkey
uttin6 his hand into bis pocket he
send that he had left his money at
home.
"My good man," he said to:the gate-
keeper, 'it will be all right: I am the
master of Balliol College."
I don't . care what you are master
of," said the gatekeeper, inexorably.
"If you are not the master of twopence,
you don't go through this gate."
Rents in London and Paris.
Some interesting figures concerning
house rents in London and Paris have
recently been published in the Tournay
des Debate. It appears that in Paris .
its population of 2,250,000 pays nearly
as much rent as London, with twice
the number of inhabitants. The 2,250,-
000 Parisians have only 83,000 dwell-
ings to live in, while the number of
houses that the 5,000,000 Londoners oc-
cupy is nearly ten times as .many. In
Paris, wherethe people live in flats,
there are on an average over 270 ar-
sons residing in each house. In Lon-
don the average is only seven persons
to a house. Yet for much less com-
fort and space the Parisians have to
pay little short of double the rent paid
by Londoners. The total annual rent
of Paris, says the Debate, is now 775,-
000,000 francs, or $155,000,000, while Lon-
doners
ondoners who are twice the number of
Parisians, only pay $185,000,000 for far
more comfortable dwelling aocommoda-
tion. The average rent paid by con-
doners is between $35 and $40, while in
Paris it is nearly $70.
Lively Fishing in Australia.
Fishing in Moreton Bay, Queensland,
is scarcely sport; it is a piscatorial
battle. You are hauling up from the
bottom, fathoms down, a burden which
taxes all the strength and makes the
perspiration ooze from every pore;
yet it is grand fun for awhile. The
fish bits fast and furious. • As your
line after yielding its 'captive is, recast,
it throws out coruscations of silver in
its rapid descant. Soon your eye dis-
cerns, fathoms deep, en almost impale-
ablc flashing• to and fro as )£ a bur
nishod platter were gyrating in an ed-
dy ;assumes a, lovely pink hue as
you bring it nearer the surface, and
then in a twinkling a burly sehnapper
of seven or eight pounds is flapping vig-
orously and noisily ondeck, ome-
times it is a fish at every haul, and
under these circumstances not the
least amusing part of the sport is the
spectacle of a snore of exalted men
jumping round a score of big fish,Whioh
aro doing their best to convoy their
amazement and indignation to an un-
feeling world.