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9VGMiI'B1't 2, 1894
PRACTICAL FARMING,,
Aids at Beef and Bog It1i111g T m
At buteheriagtimo the greatest difficulty
is uenelly experienced in elevating the oar
ease, whether it le beef or perk, By nee of
o derrick or tripoli, ae ebowa in the illus-
etrabion, thiaheavy work eau be done ex•
podi0uely by the aid of two mon, Three
polos (ct o,a), aboul4 foot In length; are
bolted or, cltaiuo i together and set upon
cud, as shown in the sketch ; two pulleys
With ropes (o) are abtaebed, by whioti ono
man oan lift three times hie own weight,
two men elevating a large beef with ease.
At hog -killing time a large barrel 'contain.
•
DEVTOa POR 1A01L1'rMTI TG hIPrOu RTNG,
ing the molding water ie plead Almost
directly under the pulleys. The hog le
elevated and easily raised up and down in
the scalding water until the bristles are
removed, then loweredto oho platform
'adjoining, the end reversed and the bristles
all removed with but little trouble or heavy
lifting, and no danger from the splashing
of scalding water. When ready for hang-
ing it is elevated by the rope and pulleys,
and run off on a pole planed at right angles
with the tripod and at the proper height.
This contrivance will prove convenient for
heavy lifting, aud for loading or unloading
loxes and barrels.•
—'
Selling Beef.
The best •time to market beef animals
from the farm should be considered,. About
November old cow beef begins to be taken
to market by farmers and sold by the quar-
ter. By December, it is a drug in the
market, and this usually continues till into
.January. Farmers sell it at any price they
tan get, This depresses the prices of bet.
ter qualities of beef. The reason so much
poor beef ie rushed into market in late
fall and early winter is, that when cold
weather comes on and foddering oominenoee,
the farmer, having the two together, takes
mental account of his live stock and his
,stock of fodder. Should the latter seem
noteuffcieat to carry the former through
until grass than grow again, some of the
live stook must be sacrificed, if need be, for
if the farmer hetes to do any one little
thing worse than another, he hates to be
compelled to buy hey in the spring. This
is generally regarded as evidence of a poor
farm or a poor farmer, so, to avoid this
mortification, some of the stock must go,
and, if • there are possible beef' animals
amoug the lot, they aro the first to be dis-
posed of. Such transactions are intensified
when hay i0 dear, or likely to be, as ib is
most certain tobo next winter. The
thoughtful farmer will consider his situa-
ation and decide now; then, if any stook is
to be beefed, he will from now on haudle
it with the end in view of getting it into
market before the inflow of old cow beef
commences.
BestUss Fara POOP Milker.
A friend asked me in a letter the other
day hew to manage a cozy wltioh ie an nn
profitable dairy animal, thatusuaIly dries
•off in the fall. His desire is to beef her.
Butter is very low. I would dry her
immediately; then pub her in a dark, coed
stable whore flies would not bother, soil her
and push her with grain for all there
fain it, and then sell her as soon as I could
get four and ono -half aonte.He can grind
any grain together he may have—corn,
wheat, oats and barley—but corn should'. be
a considerable portion. I would cut 'a
portion of the soiling material, and mix
this " chop" with it as feed. If there is no
soiling crop, I would feed her hay and
add to chop some oiloake meal or flax -seed
jelly. With all dry feed this will keep the
bowels in fine condition, and make the
coat.amoobh and glossy. If there is no.
other' soiling material, grass growing
along fence rows or ou the lawn could be
utilized for this purpose, and relieve the
drying pasture or haymow that muoh. But
if this extra Dare cannot be given couvient•
ly, and she mueb be turned to pasture with
the other animals, I would grain her just
the same, now thab pasturage' is getting
dry and woody. Li this case it would take
a longer time to fatten her, and you would
be at e, greater expense for grain. Pork is
high and likely to remain well up atleast•
lamb and mubbon bring a good price, and
the ordinary farmer's ' home made" beef
hoe got to come to a point to meet theprides
of those.—Dr. Galen Wilson.
Mutton Sheep. •
There f0 a phase of eheep•raioing whioh,
while requiring bub little ea/Atli to eon -
duet, may bo made more profitable than
any other branch of the business, It is in
raising good mutton aud lamb for Salo,
where emhll flocks oan be kept within ton
or fifteen miles of it market Good mutton
aud lamb 'elle higher in rho butcher shops
than either beef or pork, by ream of its
greater scarcity' gore is a chanes, then,
for small fanners living near our oiti a and
town', to raise mutton and lamb' of good
quality and dispose of the same et tiptop
prime, without the intervention of the
Middlemen to divide the profits or any cost
for transportation. Alt suoltfarmorit could
keep from bwonby to thirty head of mutton
sheop 00 0 greater comparative profit than
from any other stook on the farm, Of
000000, not by allowing thorn to run out
day and night and be at the moray of eheep-
ug doge, bet keeping them in a eon-
vepiont pasture in sight of the house
through the day and regularly peuniog
them iu the barnyard with tllo`oows at
night—Me strange dog ever venturing Jlt
rho aow.ya4d et night for fear Of their
horn!?. Another thing, if every fanner
living in tite came neighborhood kept more
or less sheep, such u thing as a slieep.k'ille
ing dog would rarely ever be heard of --le
pup raised in such oommunity,frmn being
aoou0tomod to the eight of animate of tiro
kind, being as unlikely to inure them 00 If
they were children of hie mosber'o own
household.
Of oonrse, a femme who pays' no atten-
than to his sheep by.allowing them to ramble
about at will must expect to lose most of
them, Bat the Draft on a small flock
of twenty-five or Thirty owes of any of the
mutton breeds is, or ought to be, a sufficient
indnoemenb to any farmer to bestow the
requisite caro to keep them in the beet
possible condition to Insure it. He would
soon find that for no greater investment
it would pay him a greater profit than any
other stook on his farm. If be sees proper,
ha could sbarb with a few .common ewes
and a ram of any of the mutton breed'',
and by keeping the boob formed ewe lambs
of tine cross, sell off the more indifferent
of the older ewes and all the ram lambs.
Thou by repeating this practice for three
or four years—getting a new ram, fatten-
ing and diepoaing of the old stools and
supplying their places with younger animals
of his own raising—he would soon be
enabled to so improve his flock of mutton
sheep as to snake it worth double the same
number of the original stock, while the
annual profit from the sale, of lambs,
old sheep, and wool will havereturn-
ed him a larger oornparative compen-
sation en tho investment than anything !lee
on the farm.
Making • a New Use of One's Garden.
• A gentleman advertised lately that his
garden he the country, with the hospitality
of afternoon .tea, would bo open. every
Saturday for working men from London
England. A gentlemen who describes a
visit appears to have had hie doubts
whether the whole affair was not a hoax—
an apprehension shared by hie travelling
companion. This idea ' was corroborated
by the behaviour of a rural policeman of
whom they inquired the way to their des-
tination, and who had already been similare
ly questioned by eleven gentlemen' of the
road—all, as 10 turned out, their fellow.
guests. However, they found all was well
when arrived at their journey's end ; the
garden a pretty one, the host most gracious,
and a generous license as regarded tobacco..
Upon the whole, the experiment appears
to hare been completely successful. It is
easy to see that the result of this'wholeeole
benevolence might be very embarrassing,.
but no sort of hitch appears to have taken
place.
EGGS AND POULTRY.
A Market rot Eggs in the United kingdom
at Good 'Prices..
The Dominion Government have issued a
report on thepoultryindustryand egg
trade which *ill be found most useful to
poultry raisers and intereetin to the
general reader.
As to the gg trade, the statistics
furnished by Mr. George Johnson, Domin-
ion statistician, 'how that the export to
large and increasing. The most important
market, of course, is the home one, but the
trade returns. of 1893 show that, besides
supplying her own market, Canada export.
ed in that year 6,805,432 dozen of eggs, of
a value of 5868,007; live poultry' to the
value of 561,127, and poultry dressed or
undressed to the value of 520,840. The
principal cuetomereof Canada, with whioh
the others can not compare, are Great
Britain and bhe. United States, the former
baking the hulk of the trade. In 1893
Canada exported' to the United Kingdom
4,104,632 dozen eggs, valued at $538,944,
while to the United Statea she sent 4,021,•
637 dozen, valued at$510,594. Up to 1890
the United States was the best customer of
Canada, but the McKinley tariff of 1891
caused agreat falling oil', as the following
table will show:
Doz. Eggs. Value.
1882 11,7.28,518 51,793,167
1883.:14,683,061 2,584,273
1584 14,698,338 2,356,318
1885 14,029,474 2,095,437
1886...-„..-.,- 14,466,764 1,893,672
1887............ 13,682,914 1,930,844.
1388 ...... 15,255,558 2,262,815
1889 15,370,061 2,345,715
1890 14,917,912 2,065,086
1891 8,095,675 1,177,831
1892 4,021,637 510,594
In I888 our exports to Great Britain
amounted to 2,370 dozen of eggs valued at
5262 ; the following year it had dropped.to
98 dozens valued ab 518. The effeot of the.
McKinley law is seen in the three years
1891, 1892 and 1893. Canada finding that
she wall losing the United. States' market
turned her attention to England and ex.
ported as follows :
Poultry and
Doz. Eggs. Value. Game.
1391.... 649,476 5 84,589 51,002
1892.... 3,987,655 592,218 ' 3,349
1893..., 4,104,632 058,944. 5,304
Showing that all that is needed is to press
trade in that direction, for England
has demand for all the eggs we can send.
The supply is drawn from France, Resaia,,.
Sweden, Denmark, Germ any,liolland, Bel.
SAum, Portugal, Spain, Morocco, United
tates and Canada, France headed the
list Met year with 35,121,740 dozen, Ger.
many came 000 with 27,513,400 dozen,
Belgium next with 19,857,680 dozen, The
United States sent only 421,250 dozen,the
the total import amounting to 111,394,100
dozen valuedat51,480,276, Erano1eepplied
nearly one•bhird'of the whole quantity
imported and Germany •oomes next with
about a fourth of do value, Belgium
followiug with nearly a fifth. It will be
seen from this that there io a groat market
for eggs in the United' Kingdom at good`
prices, which should be an incentive to egg
dealers in this country to bestir them-
selves to secure a greater share of the
brace, Tho reportfuraieties fail informe-
tion,giviug partionlara of the trade with
all dountries,tito,tablos allowing at 8 glance
the trend of tho braille.
ACorrected Bill.
householder -"Did the maeter, plumber
make the correattoue itt that bill 1 returned
to him?
Callectoi—„Yea, 010, and Ito found an
overcharge of two dollars.'
„Abel Just at I said.,'
"Yee sir; but it took him about an hour
to look up the items,—aud he obarges five
dollars an hour for his Reno, Throe
dollars more, please,”
WIiA OAUSBS TUBBROOT408IS.
Cattle Aro 1,*Jursnl by .Cnttll,tpinartt to
net Sta410s Rgrittg the 04”1110or curl
YYlittes' lilelitltb, ..
Whatever doubt there may he se to the
provalenoo of tuberegloeis among the Cana,
dian herds, there bee beenno question that
the disease is epidemic in many ports of the
neighboring republic, Doe of the mere
read at the recent meeting of the United
States Veterinary Medical Association in
Philadelphia throws same light upon the
subject, The writer attributes the spread
of tuberculosis among cattle mainly to the
foot that their constitutions are injured by
oonflnoment to hot stables during the sum -
It= and winter menthe. There to much to
be said in support of this view. In the de,
sire to increase the yield of milk and butter,
fat animals are
Arnim Tx moss RetamaL'ne
and fed with milk•produoing foods. Little
or no exerela0 is given theta, the purpose
being to reduce them to mere dairy
machines. Nature did not intend them for
that purpose, and eh:wagunutty further
development in that direction is frequent.
ly blocked- the cattle plagues. It is
noticeable that in he South, where euoh
cattle as they have live almost altogether
outdoors, tuberculosis is praobiaally un-
known. Tho same. may, be sold of the
Western States among live shook that is
rarely stabled: Approaching the Missiasippi
river tine disease becomes more prevalent,
specially an;ong highly -bred and closely.
hoesedherds. Where cattle are so oftuat-
ed and specially fed for the purpose of
yielding milk 'to their utmost oapaaity
tuberculosis is enormously increased, both
in frequency and virility. In New liing.
land one to two per dent. of the cattle are
iufeoted, while in Eastern Messaohueette
the proportion is probably from three to
five per cent. Nearly, all the authorities
agree that hot ambling, whioh is' resorted
to for the purpose o£' increasing the supply
of milk, is
THE 00050(080 OAD'E
of the disease, Nothing will reduce the
vitality of the animal and the inherent
resistance to 'disease more than jack' of
exercise. A climate 'suchas we have
in the higher lands of Canada has a tend-
ency to bring about special chest develop-
ment; and
evelop-ment;'and whfle'that is no doubt desirable,
it necessitates for the sustenance of life a
much more complete and active respiration
than might otherwise be. required. The
fast is that cattle; like moat other, living
things, thrive beet under healthful. audi-
tions. It may be possibletoobtain from
an animal confined more milk and butter.
fat than from onethat has greeter freedom,
but, if we are to believe the experts, the
pewees is contrary' to all, physiological and
hygienic laws, and constitutes an enormous
drain upon the invaluable reserve , forced
that can never be replaced.
,AMERICA'S CUSTOMERS FOR COAL.
England and Yet the Milted States Sup
phos Aho South American Markets.
The distance between Liverpool and the
nearest port in South America is about.
three times as great as that from New York
olty to the nearest port in the 'same contin-
ent.'Notwithstaudiog this fact and the
prodigious supply of American coal, the
South American states and those of Central
America and the West Indies usually get
their opal from •England. and not from the
United States, According to recent official'
figures loss than 1,000 tons of American
coal was exported from the United States
to Brazil in a year, against 700,000 tone of
British coal. The greater part of the Eng.
liah coal exported to Brazil is shipped from
Cardiff, the market prius in Brazil being
about 510 a ton, Brazilian money. New
castle coal in England sells in Brazil for
about 512.50 a ton.
The : Argentine republic does an
enormous trade with foreign countries.
The amount of coal it imports is large and
constantly inoreaaing and sixth sevenths of
it comes from England. Less than ten
per cent. coma from United States. Bel-
gium aud France also furnish some. The
Amount of American coal imported tis lees
than 2,000 tons a year. About 3,000 tons.
of American coal, most of it anthracite, is
exported to Chili in a year against 150,000
tons of English coal, Peru, lees progressive,
takes no American coal but buys 60,000 tons
of English coal annually. The exports. of
American coal to the West Indies amount
to 200,000 tons a year. The largest exporte
to Martinique, are thus accounted for t
40,000 tons annually to the French steamers,
20,000 tous to the sugar refineries, and 10,.
000 tons for the use of the French local
authorities. The import duty is about
eighty Gente'a ton. American and Buglieh
coal sell at the mama figure, 58 a ton duty
included. Tho English exports of coal to
the 'Vicat Indies are less than those of the
United States and amount to 165,000 tons
a. year.
Mexico consumes a considerable amount
of American coal, which comes chiefly from.
Colorado and New Mexico. The amount
of importations in a year is about 200,000
tons= -175,000 tone of soft and 25,000 tons
cf anthracite, The imports of British coal
into Mexico are not a considerable item of
commerce on a000unb of the long sea voy.
ago whioh is necessary, whereas the Amari•
can coal may be shipped (and at a low rate
of freight) over either of the railroads lead.
ing from the United States into Mexico.
A foreign country with whioh the United
Stelae do practically no business in coal, is
Uruguay, To this country the United
Strata export in a year about 1,500 tons of'
coal against 600,000 tone from England,
either from Cardiff or Newcastle.
Colors, •
Colors not only lnfluenoe cattle, bubhnntan
beings ''loo. On this point some curious
exporimente wore reported from Italy as to
the effoob'of colors on the nerves of the
sick and insane. In the hospital for Mame
00 Aloseandria, special rooms aro arranged
with red or blue paint on the walla. -A
violent patient 10 brought, suddenly into a
blue room and leftto rho Wont of that
color on his neves. . Ono maniac was cured.
in au hour ; nnotlior wee at peace in hie
mind after passing a day in a room all
violet, The rod room is used for the nom.
maned Lorin of detnonble, (molanolioly),
usually aeoomppahiod by a refusal to take
food, After three Iseult in rho red room a
patientafllioted in this way began to be
oheerful and asltetl for food,
MEALY UNMAN NEU.
INT1aRBST.ING 1TEJRS ABOUT OUR
OWN COUNTRY.
Gathered trent4Yat'lous Points front the
Atluntlo to the .l.'tuil1 le,
Barrie hue a few vaoanb houses,
Owen Sound is to have a now lighthouse,
Severn Bridge hoe a siege of seerleb fever..
Grimsby ilea repealed its early closing
bylaw,
Barrio, has reoeotly had a number of
burglaries.
Berlin has voted to establish a newpublio
park,
ing
Ththeire ConestogGa Methodists are renovat.
ahuroh,
Queen's College re•oponed Tuesday with
a large attendance.
Work will bo cotnmenced on the ' Strut.
ford posbof(foe ab once,
in
ABamrt'ale this n wss tryweek.eleiro toll a white donkey
poBprockulativillonethishsowsyear. an lnoreaeo of 302 in
Pickpockets are operating in Ottawa
with oonsiderable amass.
Paris has decided to grant no more tax
exemptions to manufacturers.
A ship load of lumber is going from Dor-
chester Port, N. B.", to Buenos Ayres.
The Brookville Carriage Company has
already turned out 2,000 light putters this
MGM
During the year ending Sept. 80th 462
prlsonors have been confined in Hamilton
jail.
From two potatoes planted laeb spring.
Jae. Salter, of, Orillia, has in return 112 full
sized spuds,
A Hamilton woman was fined' 515 last
week dor plucking two flowers in a cemetery
in that city.
The Catholics of Brookville will havee
bazaar nein week from which they expect
to raise 87,000.
W. T. Campbell, formerly cashier of the
G,T.R.•at Ingersoll, died in the Chatham
hospital this week.
The architect of Knoxchurah, lifitohell,
has a claim againatthe contractor for 52,000
on amount of errors.
Several islands around Porb Severn have
been cold, and the owners will 900 up auto-
nler cottages next spring.
The capital stock of the Brunette Saw
Milt Co.; Victoria, B.C., has been increased
from 5200,000 to SSOQ000:'
John Dunlop . a well known farmer of
Hibbert, heat Cromarty, was found dead in
bad on Saturday nforniug Met.
James Lee, the pickpocket, was let go at
London because the jail authorities don't
want a sick man on their hands.
M. Thos. Flynn, market gardener,of the
Gore of London, was suooessful in growing
peanuts on his farm this summer.
It is calculated that the out on the St.
John's River, N.B., this year• is about 30,-
000,000
0;000,000 feet less than the average.
Brantford has now a population of 15,553,
an increase of 90 during the past year.
There are lees than 30 vacant houses in the
city.
The wife of Joseph Trunkey, who is con-
demned to die on December 14 for the mur-
der of Wm. Lindsay, frequently visits her
husband in the Sandwich jail.
Joseph Hartley, a Winnipeg laborer
three months ago came into possession o
a fortune of 550,000. He died in the hos
pital on Thursday from excessive drink
ing.
A London woman answered an ad. for a
new hat fastener, and received two rubber
bands, with instructions to fasten them to
the hat and run thein round under her
bare.
The movement to buy the river front on
Sandwich street west from the Grand
Trunk Railwayfor a park is meeting with
general approval in Windsor, The price is
545,000.
Quebeo takes the lead in the supply of
timber, her outpue sawlogs amounting to
5,000,000,000 feet broad measure, and of
square timber to three and a quarter mil-
lion cubic feet.
Post Office Inspector liawken has gone
to Lake Temisoatningue to eetablish a post
office five miles inland from the lake, hale
way between Bale des Peres and the Tis
oamierr
nguo colonization road.
At the fall show iallderton the W. C. T. U.
got complete control of the grounds for a
anbatantial oonsideratioo, kept all gaines
of chance out of the grounds, and supplied
meals—"all you can eat"—for 15 Cetus a
meal,
eeeeee
_IR•GE.MEI''REret
...
Toronto, Ontario.
As Well as Ever
rafter Taking Hood's Sarsaparilla,
Cured of a Serious Disease.
"1 was suffering from what is known as
Bright's Manse for 11vo years, and for days at a
Limo 1 have boon unable to straighten myself
hp. i wain bedfor three weeks; during that
Amo I had leeches applied and derived no bones
It. Seeing iicod's sarsaparilla advertised in
lie papas T decided to try a bottle. 1 found
Sarsaparill
tollef before 1 ican finished taking half of a hole
Ifo. I got so much keep from taking the first
Settle that 1 deckled to try tutothet, and since
taking the second bottle I feet as well es ever
1zlldttnmylile” GEo•MSit0ETT,To;ento,Qnt.
Horses pllie aro prompt sod bhlalonb, yet,
iasy gamma Sold by all druggists.. 250,'
Tho Bane of Millions of Lives
,1
Sick Heade^he is a malady which
snal-,es its appearance most frequently
in women. The attack often begins
in the morning, upon awakening,
after a night of restlessness or heavy
sleep; though it is especially wont
to occur in connection with emotional
disturbances, such as excitement,
fright or mental strain. The pain is
usually localized, being in one or
the other, more frequently the left
side of the head. It is generally
accompanied' by great disturbance of
the stomach, when light pains the
eyes; noises otherwise unnoticed
inflict punishment; odors excite
nausea. From the fool that people
with strong nerves are never troubled
with Sick Headache, it is generally
conceded by the most eminent phy-
sicians that it is dependent upon
weak nerves or nervous debility, and
can only be permanently cured by
strengthening the nervous system.
The Great South American Ner-
vine Tonic is the only remedy manu-
factured which is prepared especially
and expressly for the nerves. It
acts directly on the nerve centres at
the base of the brain, correcting any
derangement there may bo, greatly
increasing the supply of nervous
enemy or nerve fordo, giving great
tone to the whole body, and thereby
enabling a system subject to Sick
Ileadache to w.ithstaudfuturo attacks.
It gives relief in one day and
speedily effects a permanent dura.
Mrs, Isabella S. Graham, of
Priendswood, Indiana, writes: "For
a number of years I: have snficred •
intensely with Nervous and Sick
Headache; had Lot flashes, was
sleepless and became despondent.
Dr. Faris, of Bloomington, In diana,
spoke so highly of South American
Nervine that I was induced to buy a
bottle. That purchase led to a few
others, and now I sloop soundly, feel
buoyant, strong and vigorous. Y
would not bo back in the condition I
was in when I began taking this
medicine for any sum you could
name."
Mrs. J. H. Prouty, of Ls Grange.
Indiana, writes: "Your South Amer-
ican Nervine worked a marvellons
cure with mo last year, I began
taking it last April about the 200h.
The first week ; made 'a gain of 16
lbs. and from Haat time on I made 'a
steady gain until I rsaohed my
normal weight, making in all a total
gain of 80 lbs, After titling it three
or four months I found myself a
well woman."
A• ADEA D11ELAT Wkologalc and Retail Agent for Brussels
Nelson's Victory.
The masts of Nelson's old ship, the
Victory, hexing rotted at the hese, aro to
be taken out and replaced with iron ono.
The use of the; metal for the Victory's
'masts has celled out oritioisms from all
sides, whioh, as the ship Is kept in commis,
Mon avowedly a0 a mettor of sentiment
0001118 natural,
Her Father's Say.
Ela -"What do you think your father
Would say if wo wore to run away aud got
married ?"•
She—"Raally,I don't know; but I imagine
he would say 3. was a bigger fool than he
bought I was."
AwkWardness and Diplomaey.
Miss Jinks—"I have tried my boob to
get my father to exobango our square plane
for an upright, bub he won't. I told hint.
the unright were tliehasten3 moot fashion-
able, and all the aooiety folks had thetnbub
he only gat mad,"
Miss Biules—" My father consented the
moment 1 spoke to him."'
" Of all things 1 What did you toy to
him 1"
"1 tot I him the upt ights tnadolo0s noise."
Anxious.
She—"Oh; Charlie- palm isgoing to
give us 5100,000 when we merry,"
He -"ls thabeo darling? Weil, eup00Oo
wo get married a few mouths sooner than'
we expected,"