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The Brussels Post, 1894-6-8, Page 2TEE THE DEAN AND HIS DAUGHTER CHAPTER VIIL-002Olettlan. The time slipped by. 1 foltral eaoh per. Poote, he added, Were no doubt born and not made, And what WAS true of great tieulef dee' Wearleonal, but I bed not kept of great generals.eekoning of their number, fro that, I Reete talented aloo, eo ler as he had studied neither lood uor baekward, idetory. true rked lerwar1 lornacy, 1s said with a pleasant smile, is like the habit of stetting to the eoent of genie in the setter. Yea cannot/ teach a 'Newfoundland, or a greyhound, or a St. Bernard—all Inost useful and interesting animals in their way—to set to game. The accomplishment is not in their repertory of undeveloped faculties. "Lady Craven," he continued, has ue nateral genius for diplomney, nor natural instinct for it, and I am promise you, my dear," he added, turning most, naturally aed pleasantly to mo, " that I ellen never trouble you by netting you to Wee any seri- ous part in my labors. 1, through the per. versify of fate, am sent to Constantinople to listen to lien for my country's geed, and tell, if possible, Mager lies in the same sacred meanie. The telling of lies my dear Miriam, has oeased to be the legitimate busieese of a lady, ever since the original fat of man, 11 10 unpleasant, work at the beet, however well it may be rewarded either in this world or in the next. And WO had consequently better leave it eo men, as we do the work of betcherIng, whether on the field of battleor in the ' shambles, of servingin the po lice, o'f attempt. Mg to discover the North Polo, where they say that truth and honesty lie somewhere frozen up in the middle of a colossal (00. berg ; and of otherwise running personal risk's, and submiting to pereenal annoy. meets, and, in feet, sometimes insults, for which their too frequent recompense is the ingratitude of the country in whose cause they, have spent the best years of their life.' Now this was en unusually long speech even for Sir Henry; but I could not object to it, as I saw distinctly it was intended to annoy Mrs. Fortesene, and was directly pointed to myself. If Sir Henry chose to try the point of his blade pleasantly and with no seriouo intent upon the young widow, it was no af. fair of mine. I could look 00 88 serenely as if some young and presnmptuous Minor Canon were twitting my father over his Greek, and the Very Reverend the Dean were puffing and blowing, and vainly endeavor. ing to assert his own dignity, and to demon- strate in his own person thee Deans, even if they have not acquired Greek by years of ceaseless study, none the less know is by the light of nature. Sir Henry had one art, at any rate. He never ventured out of his depth, and he never allowed you to exactly measure his depth with your own plummet for your own purposes, and after your own fashion. There was, in short, more wisdom in his reticence than in his speeeh. Were there truth in the old joke, and had he really been sent to lie abroad for his country's good, lie might, perhaps, have been toler- ably successful. Sent co tell the truth for his country's good, he would have been a distinct failure. But when you came to consider him as being sent abroad with a vague commission, a sere of carte blanche to lie as hie fancy might pleme him, keeping always within the limits of safety, or to tell as much nf the truth as he might know, or was already known, he then became a very admirable envoy indeed. It had once or twice occurred to me, that an Ambassador stands towards the nation which employs him, iu very much the mesa lien of a hall porter, whose duty it is to tit in a big chair, to weer a gorgeous livery, and to tell any falsehood which may be put into his mouth. And I must here except the hall porters of club' s for I understand that the hall porter of a properly constituted club, such as the Athemeam or Carlton, for insteme, develops a power of mendacity mingled with affability, and of official severity couple 1 with polished courtese, which in the diplomatic service would inevitably make his fortune. If the Foreign Office were wise, instead of setting young men to work to write pre. elle and to study antediluvian maps of Eu- rope, it would insist that each of them should serve a novitiate of three menthe as porter at a club. In that capacity they would acquire many invaluable gifts. ln the first place, they would gain absolute control over their features, so that they should betray nothing. If clouds of doubt should flit over the.m, or smiles of aseurance light them up, the cloud and the smile alike ahold be as much un- der their command, as are the whirlwind and the atorm to the rider of the one and the controller of the ether. Now had it not been ordained, possibly before the very foundations of the world were laid, that my husband was to be in the diplomatic service, as no doubt it was also ordained in the same divine scheme ef the universe, that my father should ue a Dean with gaiters and buckles, and a rosette on the brim of his hat exactly in what anato- mists would term the section of median plane, I cannot help feeling certain that my husband would have made a most ad- mirable hall porter Ae a diplomatist he was overweighted, and it was to a certain extent a enmity to send him out for younger and 515888 0(00 to twist him around their fingers and laugh at Providence was unkind to Sir Henry. As towards my father, she has been reck- lessly prodigal. In a Cathedral the proper place for my esteemed parent would have been that of a verger. He would have trotted about with the silver rod and the dove at the tip of it, with immense dignity. He would have carried his robes decorously. He would have been profound over the arohoaology of the Cathedral. And, above all, he would have impounded silver coinage from tourists with a %ate for antiquity, and caudid &tee for a choir seat for the afternoon service, with an exactitude worthy of the Fugger family itself. And yet my father was 0. Doan, and my bueband 08 .arnbassacior in promise add practical certainty. Why de wo not now end again make a weep out of our place. holdera and try the experiment of an appointment or two given in honest amen]. ante with merit ? However, there the world ie. And I should say that any attempt to influence the routine of the Foreign OlIIee would be about as hopeful as a corresponding effort to change the precession of the equinoxes. Many wise Sayings etend upon mord credited to wise men, Each of the seven eager of Greece has his own. But hietery has not left on remora the name of the villageblackemith, who, When asked by a Deaton, who objected to his profanity, to fix a limit to the powers of Divine Omni. ten e replied that, Be Would give Maine Omnipotence Rerun for a fortnight between the Atlantic and the Pacific, atd would lay p085100108 0888 never to give the tame reason drinke that it couldn't melee the village twice, clock strike leers than one. thr Henry in all probability, Would go CHAPTER IX. did Robinson Orusoe when he out his uoehes in Itio,voQdon cross, My one objoot literally WO to kill time. I could not reed muela for I was eertain to be interrupted, ea that my reading hours were principally those of my morning olio- colate, over Which I would linger as long as I pont bly could. Then would come, if the clay were at all fine, the moreing drive, and e little ehopping. I believe that many womon take to shopping as men take to whist 08 billiarde, because it kills time aud wet beams° they have any particular faney for it. There would be people to luncheon, and the inevitable afternoon tea, with Mrs. Fortescaces exasperating caekle, and then unless we were entertaining ourselves, I had usually to dine ma 1 know that I was heartily tired when the day WSS over. Sleep fonwomen is what tobacco soma to be for men, and I, who six months ago was always up with the sun, or nearly so, new began to find myself an inveterate idle. I was rapidly, in short, learning the art of doing nothing and thinking of nothing. And, I am &Moat ashamed to confess, my mind was often for long intervals as valm. 0100 85 that of a boy who sits with his ;dap- per ou the top rail of a gate scaring away the birds. Sir Henry had ceased to be indifferent to me. He woe becoming, indeed tedious beyond words, and a 800800 110015190 irrita. tion. His small talk seemed every day mor - empty, and his egotism more insufferably prolix and tormenting. And the worst of it was that he was so intolerably contented with himself. People will tell you that, as a body, artista.—using the ward in its widest sense —mmieians, stingers, painters, and actors, are the meet conceited class in the world, nevetr talking except of themselves and their own perfor- mances. They lay themselves open to the oharge, I will admit; but a diplomatist is of all bores and prigs that this unhappy world produces, out and away the worst, t he most pretentious, and mast fatiguing, and the most self.aseerting. The late Lord Wesebury once told a dis- tinguished member of the Royal College of Heralds, a Garter King -at -Arms, or 00818- 1111215 of that sore, that, "be was a silly old man, who did not even understand his own silly trade." Now, diplomacy is net a silly trade, and ought not to be so. But, to tell the plain truth, Sir Henry certainly did not under- stand it, and was most certainly, as 1 was now thoroughly convinced, a very silly old man indeed. Hie speech, with its assumption of pro- fundity, was bus as :minding brews or as the tinkling cymbal. His good nature, such as it was—and he was naturally kind and courteous—was ruined by Itis pomposity, A child likes a ripe peaciabut will not, have it at, any price if an intolerable oration is to be the penalty. And was there nob once a refraotorynegro 10 Jamaica who interrupted his weladeserved punishment with the ex- postulation, "Massa preachee 11 1110000 like, and massa flogee if massa like, but no preachce and flagee too ?" Wilk ea, whose ugliness, at any rate, has never been disputed, used to say that with twenty minutes in which to talk away the horrible first impression preduced by his features, he would match himself in the salon against any man in Europe. I sometimes used to think of this as I heard air Henry orating in hie own pe- culiar me.nner'and used to feel a perverae deeire to be able ta set Wilkes and Doctor Johnetan at him, with perhaps that model of diplomacy, Count Anthony Hamilton, to serve as picador. What 1 say of diplomatists is said while 1018 thinking of our Englieh representa- tives. Russians and Austrians, and the representatives of the Sublime Porte are, I at once admit, charming, clever, and im- mensely antesMg; while tate Amerman Ana bassaelor is always a chartered libertine 1 with all the lieense about him of a sehool locked it up in my despateh-box and did boy home for the holidays, and an intense not trouble to reply to it. Why should I desire to make hirmelf pleasant. Beaides, have done so ? he is ususIly a man of real note in his owe August had commenced, and London was country. He may be Mr. Lethrep Metely, I emptying rapidly for the moors, the Solent, or he may be Hosea Biglow, but in any case and the Continent. As there were now he is certain to prove the light of any so- I but two or three weeks left before Sir ciety50 whi h be is thrown. Henry's departure, it was decided that wo Meantime, the period of our departure should spend them at Cowes, and Mrs, for Constantinople grew nearer, and, to Fortescue had arranged to acoompaey ue. tell the simple truth, 1 became every day My husband had given way at last with more and more remlutely determined not a very bad grace and had determined to go to go. In this resolution, whieh I suppose to Consteneinople alone. It was decided I roust somehow have rade appatent, Mr. that I could remain in St. James' Square, Sabineconcurred and fortified me. if I pleased, or could take a furnished I had asked him, as a great traveller, to house et the seaside or in the country, tell me what he knew of Constantinople, I declared thee St. James' Sentare would and he gave me a very doleful pieture. The weary Ira., and it was consequently shut Turkish women, he said, of whom I eltonid op, For myself I selected a small house have en eee a good deal, are far more etupid a Brighton—ac small that it would be im- and uninteresting than the youogiadies f rem possible for the Very Reverend the Dean a select academyin the suburbs—say Ham to quarter himself upon me. It was in the mersmith or Brixton—which receives the Montpelier Read, and the little bow win - daughters of commercial gentlemen upon dews had a distant view of the sea. reciprocal terms. As I should have no cellar, and contem- They de not even, he centimed, talk plated early dinners, and A return to the scandal, for they know nothing of what is simplest mode of life, I looked forward to going on. They devour sugarplums and a gutet and comfortable existence, and I cake by the hundredweight. To ingratiate think that the modesty of my plans to a yourself with them you must appear loaded very great extent appeased Sir Henry'e in with lollipops. They smoke eigarettes,and, dignation and satisfied him that my °Nee - when they clan get it, drink brandy and lions to Constantinople were sincere, socla.mater, which their attendants smuggle Anyhow when we parted, he was mare in under capacious robes. than usually gracious and paternal, and Nine out of ten of them, he told me, expressed a gallent wish that I should write could not read, so they content themselves to Mtn regularly, if not at any. great length, with illustrated papers, especially, if with which, of course, I promised to own. they can get them, old numbers of the PlY• Peal Journal pour Rir, the broad " God bless you, my dear Miriam," he coloring of which pleasee them. In said, " 1 shall use all my influence to 0(5- 8)2011 children they take no manner of in- p.edite the appointment tet the Court 01 .55. tares; and their average intelligence and re tersburg, I really cannot blame you for vivacity are not to be compared for a ine. eels:citing a home too small for tho velem- ment with those ofan English maidmaell laudation iu the fitting style of your worthy work out for her monthly Sundayfather, who, if he comes to Brighton in "The Turks," he said with a Imeh, "be- search of rest, will find every comfort at lieve thetewoln en have no souls. T ere have one of the hotels. I wish you could have treated them on that assumption for cure. earne with me 1 but I suppose that I must thrum, and from all that 1 could 0(0150 008 for the present, until the Foreign Office She 'foul of a Turkish wonme, including her fulfils its very distinct recess to me, ma intelligence, was as absolutely atrophied oa quiesee iu our temporary separatien US M- are the feet of a Chinese lady of rank, You evitable. Should you need anythiug you will find the Harem, LadyCraven, perfectle, can telegraph to me, and 1 will at, once intolerable ; and the woret it, that you will attend to any request you may have to pre. probably be compelled, whether you 1110 18 fer, knowilLeg beforehand that it will be or not, to spend several hours °lamer day reauculable' 811 it. I confess I 081 00187 for you." And with these solemnities ho took his "1 don't think that I shell go," I re- departure in ambeseatiorial Baste, with a, plied. separate compartment, an attache extreeted "11 you take my advice, yon won't," said from the Foreign Offiem. and Watson and a Sa,bine. courier in the next carriage. Ho thorough. The more that I thought over this the ly understood the effect in this world of mere determined 11)008810 that under no keeping up uPPearumm' eireemetaima whatever wood 1 „„mpaey It was it relief to find rnytielf alone in my Sir Henry on his miseion, The matter waahtble house in the Montpelier Read, and not di Mettle, after all. I had simplygot more abeolutely my own mattress then I to enter a direee and remitted refugee giving had ever before been in my life. as meal reasons as possible, and taking (VO BR Mgr/NUM) Hard time') )save forced several of the without.me. If 80, all the better. 11 110 (Waded to el ey et home, 1 slicould elan bo troubled with Mira 01 890800, but I hednOW learned how to redeem thle troelfie to min. Mum, struggle of liberty woe bound to come sooner or aster, (((((1 31 11015111 1108' haps as well Pew aeon eis So, having thus marshalled my foams, I placidly Awaited the emelt's, it: the sereue assurenee of smart skirmishing and el Ornate victory. When the fighting really own. Menced, I am bound to admit that I found it wermer them 1 had antialpated. Sir Hoary et first was going to eenti for toy father but I pease:el out to him that my father, now comfortably enscomed in his deenery, would be the last mae in the world to embroil himself in the matter, and that, 11 any attempt were made to drag him into it, he Nyould take to hie bed -r00111 or run away to Switzerland, or °veil further from the econe of (nact ; and Sir Henry, who had pretty well ganged my father by now, saw the force of One. The matter fa dispute was of course the mission to Constantinople, together with my determination that nothing should persuade me to take part in the journey, or eejourn there. "But," remonstrated Sir Henry "I (sati- net possibly go without you. The Foreign Secretary diet Maly understands, that we are together, and, indeed, expecte it." This was el mem nonsense. "The ex - potations of the Foreign Seeretery," replied, "are interesting ; bat I do not recognize them as Welding upon myeelf,and 1 am afraid that I shall have to disappoint him." Sir Henry began to talk voluminously, and not very diplemaGeally. " You are vtry unreasonable, Lady Craven," he said, "and most ungrateful You seem utterly to forget how muds you and your father owe me. I have raised you from a position of obscurity to tho very front rank of European society. I have given you every. thing for width a woman can wish. You have now an opportunity which a peones might covet, and you are rejecting it out of mere pique, and something worse." He had by this time fairly worked him. self up into a passion. "For my own pert," he continued, 'I put my foot down. I insist, for once in a way, upon being obeyed, and I will be obeyed. I am speak- ing and acting for your good, and I have to tell you that I insist upon your accompany' ingst°. Let us waste no more words or time over the nitieter," And 1, Sir Henry, have in turn to tell you that 1 utterly refuse to go, and that I also refuse to discuss the matter further. It is idle to do so." Sir Henry turned livid with passion. " You tell me that yea refine to go," he said, as if doubting the evidence ohis ears. " Most certainly. I refuse to go. Pray let us talk no more about the matter." We did talk no more about the matter, on that occasion at any rate, for Sir Henry swung round on his heel and left the room, slamming the door after him. So far clear. ly the campaign had been in my favor. It is always well to win the first pitched battle. The fighting had been sharp, and I re. eruited myself with a strong cup of tea, end then, by way of complete rest, went to bed, and eon read inysolf to sleep over some story or other by Gaboriam the plot of which was toe recondite to be followed by the limited amount of human patience remaining to me at the time. What Sir Henry did, or thought, or what, he said or to whom he said it, was entirely indifferent ta me. But I have very little doubt that he went away to the Travellers' Club aud ventilated in that sanctum of diplomatists, his own wrongs and my in- gratitude. If so, I can only hope that lie bored his listeners and got snubbed for do- ing se. The next afternoon I received from him a very long and intenaely diplomatic cern. munication, of which I oan only say, as a celebrated individual did once of a similar statement of facts, that it had much in it that was, true and much that was new, but that, whet was true was not, new, and what was new was most certainly net true. It had evidentlybeen drafted, reeonsider. ed, and eopied, but I did not not see that it called for an answer, and I consequently 11,1012 CABLES TO Earn, TWO MORB CABLES ARS NOW BEING LAID ACROSS TNE OCEAN. Hew the (woes are Phindi)d on Imam] Slap—There Wili ho Twelve Ocean 04401 00) Alt ICON MN QOM PAW INS Its New One TAM. Two more =him are being, laid woes the Atlantie. There aro at present ten oablee connecting the Old with the Now World, but no rapirry has the cable busi- ness grown that they are' inadequate to Motile it all. It was on Aug, 16, 185 that the lirst message was sent under the Atlantic, but the cable broke down twenty. JIINE $ 1894 tue'ly reeling us the bettonl a1 not stretching Irvin 13111 to hill, While the Fermat)/ is laying ' the esthisit electrieleme ou board are conseantly keeping up ertin, muolgatien with the ellore, too as to see that It is in good rnueing order, and while In the middle of the .44141310 the officiates of the fillip may leen the latest newa. AV'nen 0, buoy is Picked IIP the submerged end of the aabla le ow y hauled aboard and aerefelly spliced IQ the other aection. 11 is eettmated that tho Faraday will lay the deemsea vection of the cable in about tam dep. ONTARIO MUNICIPALITIES. Au Interesting' Report Presented to the earelertieure at the Late SSIGitinl, The stetistioe of Ontario inenicipalities is the title of an interesting report present. ted to the Legislature at the late seseion. It has been compiled by the Bureau of Stabilities, the industrious immesh of the Outerio Department of Agriculture. It must have req aired a great deal of care to perfect such a report from the masa of statutory returns as ordinarily made. 'Phe first four tables are devoted Le assessment and taxation and the figurea are complete for all the municipalities up to 1892. A comparative for ASSESSED VALDE Rear.TOTAL PER TAXER HEAD AND PERSONAL. Township:I. 9 1892. , _452,005,058 1887, , , .456, 170,163 1882. , . 914,525,930 Towns and villages. 1892,.,195,421,208 1887. ... 96,705,003 1882— 77,723,307 Citiea, i892....247,724,201 1887. —.161,436,712 1882,., ,126,223,920 OCHAN CAE0B, SHOWING to:NTT:AL PARES three days afterwards and minmunieation was not rammed until July, 1880, eince which time it lute been uninterrupted. The original charge for a message, while there was only me cable in existence was $5 per word, but the laying of now cables, with consequent competition, bas brought the price down to 25 cents per word, and, as a result, the business has enormously increased. Now one of the cable companies is adding to its equipment by putting down two new cables, the shore 08(10 81 which are now heal laid. No cab. les had been laid during the previous ten years, but experiment in the meantime has shown many improvements, and thews have been incorporated in the new lines. The cables have been made by Siemens Bros. & Co, whose factory at Woolwich, England, has been working night and day to complete the order, so that the cable may be laid (1811225 the early spring. Alto- gether 2,201 nautical miles of cable have been made, and these consumed 495 tons of copper wire, 1415 tons of gutta percha, 575 tons of jute yarn, 3,000 tens of steel wire and 1,075 tons of compound and tar, mak. Ingo, totat weight of 8,490 tone. The order for the cable was given Nov. 21 of last year and rapid work was begun at o.ce. The cable is largely made by machinery, and the twisting of the wire and covering with tar and gutta penile are done by antoinatic apparatus. The deep-sea portion of the cable, which is the smallest part of it in size bat the longest in length, was manufactured at the rate of five nautical miles per day by one machine, and there being ten machine's of this kind at work there were fifty-five miles of deep-sea cable turned out every twenty-four home. The shore ends of the cable, however, reauired much more time to manufacture. at is necessary that these should be very large and strong. As long as the cable lies along the bed of the ocean it is out of harm's way. No storms, however violent, can reach it. It is net a fleeted by any change of the tempetature, and it is too deep to be molested by fish or any kind of marine areItitust reherefore only necessary in the deep- sea portion of the cable that the little cop- per wires in the "care," which eenvey the message, be thoroughly insulated end kept dry. This is accomplished by their being covered with a coating of jute and gutta percha, over which is a sheathing of sinall steel -wires. Thio sheathing mammas in strength and protective pOWST SS the shallow water is approached, and there are seven different 81008 in the new cab'es. The "core" containing the copper wires along which the meetsages are eent is carried through all eizes unchanged. The heaviest part of the cable is that which is near the Temosen, OF Poe, 0. 4,509,442 4 17 4,431,720 3 89 3,735,105 3 3) DWAIN AND TtlE STOPS. 'rue tratea 5)0005 mirromtrairon COP, 9eMpItIO1114 08 Its OD 91 Purty press. Another matter 005 91 which differences might have arisen between Greet Bribein and tam United Saito has boon etnioahly untied, Thie io the question of the Mosquito Reservation, The native 81310( 01 that oonntry, deposed and supplauted by Nicaraguan auehoriey, hoes been restored by the joint aotion of these two powere. The home rule of the Reservation, as maintained under &Rasa proteation for more then a century, and se emend to the Reservation by the treaty under which it was ceded to Niearagne, is elms restored. The emetua ranee of the Hutted States in its restora- tion would scarcely have been so fall and hearty had it not been for the demand of an inlitunitial colony of its own people in the Reservation. These protested Vehh- mently againet the country's autonomy being taken away by Nicaragua, and had welcomed British interference. British interference was not grateful to the United States, however and that country was prone to uphold 1110 claims of Nioaragua to establish whab laws it wished 18 the Reser- vation. Bub it finally agreed to the settle- ment that was most advantageous to its owe subjects in the country. In this and other foreign affairs the present Admiois- tration in the United States has shown itself contemptuous of that section of its own party press which indulges on every opportunity in so muoli offensive bluster against everything British. That prose has done all it can to make the settlement of international questions between Britain and t !team toe diffieult. Atevery stem of the 9,452,170 1,820,383 5 81 Behring Sea negotiations it en severe to 1,418,370 4 make trouble and create suspicion. When 4 47 the best of feeling and mutual confidence exi.ted between the two countries, its 7,338 worst 3,e9 up the elements in human nature and 9 3,048,010 75malice WAS constantly buay trying to stir " in the populaces to some manifestation of Z174,974 8 38 dislike to Britain. It failed, however, to create a public opinion that oommo,ndedthe 0 18 respect of the President. The Behring 5 03 , Sea question was brought to a friendly 4 52 settlement:, ao has been the Mesquite coaob question, and the Samoan qtteetion will probably be also disposed of without iamb deference to the ermine of the rabble. The encomia quarrelsome, snarling tone of the Anglophobie press seems unable to affect the mune of diplomacy. At all events, 111r. Bayard, the United States Ambassador to Great Britain, is unaffected by it, The banquet to be given next, Thursday in London, in honor of the United States cruiser, Chicago, is an evidence of interim - Venal courtesy which shows thab thenews- papers In question do not greatly influence the relations between the two countries. Total, 1892 „ ..1325,211,127 11,808,959 1887. —.717,311,938 9,300,113 1882.. —618,478,457 7,331,449 Thenex a two tables deal with population, a comparative statement being given for all municipalities for 12 years with the Dominion census figures for 1881 and 1891 alongside 1892. 1887. 1882. Townships 1,103,433 1,140,138 1,120,574 Towns and Village 422,041 355,731 317,237 Cities .... 385,019 322,584 259,435 — Total —1,010.493 1,848,4317 1,607,286 The density of population per square mile in 1899 was 31 in townships, 1,172 in 008000 6)1(1 villages and 6,382 10 cities, The average over the IISSO03841. area of the pro. vino was 53. Dominion centres arranged by mueicipali. ties. /WO SEA 0805.E. shore, where the motion of the waves may wash it te and fro among the rocks and stonee, that would otherwise soot cm it. Along the Banks of Newfoundland fishing schooners anchor and occasionally pick up the cable, and that contingency hue to be provided for in weight and strength. From the time the cable ia finished until it is paid over Gm stern el the cable -laying steamer Faraday, 18 10 never allowed to get, dry. teas kept in large tenke of wetter and transferred to meth tanks aboard the Fara. day, where ib la coiled up. The Faraday started some three weeke ago from England ith the shore ends, and will return for the deep sea portion of the cable, 1,500 miles long, about the middle of June. When the !shore end is all paid out it will be buoyed, and the Faraday coining back some weeks or a month lathe, will look around for the buoy in ordot' to plot( up the cable again. Thus passengers across the Atlantic this summer may see a buoy away out in the ocean, lint mariners will be warnecl 00 Id t it alone, as it mark!' the end of one of the seotions of the new cable, The Faraday am lay the deep.sea portion of the cable at the rate 01 00900 nautical miles pet' hour, promedingunderalrnost a full head of steam, Th . The cable eimply paid out from the stern like a rope. Occeemnally, hoWever, the steamer veal stop and pay out a lot of amble before proceeding. This is done where she 008108 to it Will or sudden fall in the bottom of the ocean, which is not level, ES ROM pOOpIQ imagine, 1108 1180 all the topograph• ioal features of dry land, The Faraday is provided With maps of the bottom of the ocean as ttecurote ag 11 0(0(18 by submarine snrveyore, Al all 1891. 1881. Townships 1,2133,281 1,340,023 Towne and villages, 432,912 :323,188 Cities 392,125 257,111 Total 2,114,321 1,920,929 must catry 11 1(00)5 herself. ARIDNITO The balance of the report is taken up 1 .1.1USSMIN with the financial stataments, and the in. formation is complete up to the end ot 1890. The seeming delay in bringing the figures "up to date" is cowing to the great difficul- ties encountered in procuring data to make the report accurate and i.eliahle, the mom piler having no desire to publish the stetis- ems until this had been aecomplished. A uniform abstract statement is given for each municipality for 1800, while the municipala Gee are grouped in counties. Comparative totals are given by counties for three years and for the province fot five years, separate aggregrate totals being given for township, town, and village, city and county munici- palities. • Sharp Practice, Young Clerk—"The boss has gone crazy. Ile is advertiaing ten -dollar lace at a cent a yard." Old Clerk—"That's only a drawing oar& He won't have to sell any of it." " Why nob ?" "He has informed the lace clerks that any la'dy who buys a piece of that lens A Diver's Escape. For several years of my life 1 was em- ployed as a diver by a large wrecking com- pany, and daring that period had a number of thrilling experiences. I think the worst position 1 ever found myself in was when I first started in the business. I had been instructed never to our from the bottom until 1 heel looked up end around me, and it was lucky for me that I heeded this advice. One day, having finished my work on the bottom, I was preparing to rise to the sur- face, when an looking around I saw a huge shovel -nosed shark watching me. Near by was a large rook, and, hoping to dodge the ferocious monster, I moved quick - 1 to the ether side of is. 110310110 maneu- ver did not work; the shark watched every movement I inade, changing his position by a eight ineven•ent of ins powerful tail. Suddenly I conceived the idea of blinding the shark by stirring up the mud on the bottom, and under cover of that I might escape. I worked for dear life, and in a minute or two bad the water thick with mud. Slipping around the rock again I rose to the surface, and had barely time to be hauled on board the boat before the voracious man-eeter appeared on the surface not more than 10 feet from where I had left the water. famous boulevard odes in Perla to aloe% points it, is sought to have the cable ac. A Marvelous Medicine Whenever Given a Fair Trial Hood's Proves Its Merit. The following letter is from Mr. J. Alcide Chausse, architect and surveyor, No. 7.53 Shaw Street, Montreal, Canada: "C.L If ood Sr. Co., Lowell, Mass.: " Gentlemen: —I have been taking ITood's Sarsaparilla for about six months anti am glad to say that 11 1185 done 000 11 great deal of good. Last May my weight Was TM pounds, 1101011100 HOODS Sarsaparilla CU ES Ma It has in- / began to take Hood 8 Sarsapar Rosa Young, a direct descendant of one creased mule. 1 think rfood's•Sarsaparilla 15 1?. marvellous medlehte and am very much pleased of the Pitcairn mutineers and a woman of with It" J. Atelier:010810018 more than usual intelligence, is writing a Hood's Pills cure river Ms, constipation, history of the Pitcairn colony. I biliousness, Jaundice, sick headache, indigestion. filiE ONLY ONE THE WORLD MOD WOOD and COAL . MAI Om, That will burn .07 (I) „.„ --: lig- 0 111 • • THE OXFORD-. • OIL GAS COOK STOVE - without witk. Makes and Burris Eta Own eas 31 Front Coninum Coal OII. 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