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F,Elll (fA1IY 9, 1894
A COMEDY OF ERRORS,
CHAPTER IX, •
Trn4n bush WILLtAUUS AuAIA',
"Tion is the dinner at Miss Tal'aota
home?" asked John, puzzled.
" Yon will see hor there.' 1
"But I hope I may know whose house
am going to?"
"To your couatn e. To Mr. Nevin's,
Jessloa:l evill is a groat friend of mine,"
"Mist] Williams, 11'oallyy regret very
Mach that I did not know that sooner, Of
course, you were not aware, but there are
oiroumstanoes which snake it peculiarly
awkward for me to meet Miss I ovtll,"
"Oh we know all about that, Jessioa has
told as. But don't be alarmed. Mr.
Nevill and Jessica know yon are tom•
ing, and are delighted, I assos you.
.And it's your only chance of seeing
(Talbot. Besides, it's too late to
turn back now. Would you leave them
thirteen to dinner ? I do assure you it is
all rieht," said Flora, alarmed, for John
showed serious symptoms of stopping the
carriage and esoaping. There seemed to
hints horrible indelicacy in thus finding
Mies Whet under the very eyes of Jessica
Nevill, However, escape there was none.
They were arrived and that sharp•tongaed
Flora was saying " Only cowards run, Cap-
tain Farquhar ; and Englishmen never be.
tray surpries. Mother and I particularly
hope you'll remember that."
At this mimic John found his hand
warmly grasped by his cousin, the heiress's
father, who was talking away to him most
cordially, though the young man, his heart
thumping like a schoolboy's, scarcely heard
one single word he was saying,
"My daughter has a bad cough," said Mr.
Nevi tl,passiughis arm through his kinsman's
affeotionatoly, "she does not look well to-
night. Come and lot me introduce you. Jes•
sioa, my dear--" a little impatiently, for
Jessica was covering her confusion by an
unneoesearhly prolonged and effusive greet.
ing of Mrs. Williams and Flora. As for
John, he was in no hurry, for he was look•
inn all about the room for Talbot, and ,tad
no eyes to spare for mere Jessica Nevill.
Until the young hostess raised hoe head
at last from Flora's shoulder, and advauced
with an air of desperation towards her
cousin. And lo! John found her the very
darling of his search—foend Iter in his
cousin herself, in the hostess, the heiress,
Jessica Nevill.
The room swans rental for John Farquhar,
and he did not know if he stood on his
bead or ]reels. He heard Flora laugh, and
he saw Mr. Nevill standing by smiling,
and ha knew Jessica; and saw that she was
looking at him, and that in hereyes—large,
wan, troubled ayes—was the same wist•
fulness that he had seen there on the
night of his mother's death, when she
had asked to share his watoh, and he
had not dared to speak to her because
he loved her eo. John raw all this as
in a dream, but he had not the faintest
idea what he was saying or doing him-
self, and after a minute he was crept away
in 0procession to the dioing•room under
charge of an elderly woman named Snow,
who planted Ilion at a table very far away
from the hostess, and talked to him dili-
gently all through many courses till abe
gave him up as a hopeless dummy of a
blockhead.
John never knew how he got through
that dinner ; and as for Jessica, she got
whiter and whiter and whiter, tilt Flora
began to think her comedy an error, and to
feel thatthesick headache had for once
arrived in good earnest, though moatinop•
portunely. After dinner Miss Nevill dis-
Jeeeioa? Lovo and a sixpence I Love,
Love 1"
,t Yes," said Jessloe iIravely, r" You are
right. Bat she isnot nom Yoe will be
quite rich enough, John, "
Never mind rho riches; all I want is
her dear self. Will she conte to one?
Will she forgive all and Qom to mo? "
Oh, ,tow can I toll? said Jessica,
pinching her fiogors, "-Yes, I imagine so.
Let ms go, and I will send her to you now,"
" Who?:"exelaitned john, bewildered.
"Flora! Oh, don't say it is not my Boar
Flora 1 "
" Flora?" repeated John. And 'then he
put his arm round the trembling girl and
drew her to him gently, " No, it is not
Flora. It never was Flora. Oh, Jessioa,
don't you know? Don't you understand?
Jessica I"
"Ohl" said Jessica.
After that they somehow arrived at
a vory good undoratanding iadead. And
they forgot all about the dinner.party,
and sat there for an immense tune
in the moonlight, tilt ib was quite
too late to reappear in the drawing -room.
Before the party broke up, Flora resolved
to find out what load happened ; and sloe
slipped off to her friend's room, and found
her sitting there alone
All kin' O'.emily roue' the lips,
An teary rev" the lashes.
and quite ready to talk. And after Flora
had gone, Jessica still knelt on by her win.
dow, till the last carriage had driven away,
meths hones was very quiet, and the
lamps of festivity were all put out, But
all the while aouversation was going on in
her father's room below ; and Jessica recog-
nized John'e voice, and knew that he was
there atilt. At Met she heard ids foot in
the passage, not going to the hall door but
disappearing into one of the spare rooms.
And then Mr. Nevill, candle in hand, came
upstairs to bed, and went into his dress-
ing -room and shut, the door.
Then up jumped Jessica, still in her
white dress, with the string of pearls in
her hair; and she fleeted along the lobby,
and buret the door open,a,nd flung herself
into her father's arms.
" Oh, papa, dear, dear papa 1 Has John
told you everythinng?"
fir. Nevill unlaced her strangling clasp,
and seated her in his armchair, and stroked
her cheek, "My dear Jess," ho said
gently, " of you had told me the facts long
ago, you would have spared yourself a great
dual of needless distress."
" Oh no, papa 1" oried Jessica ; "ib has
all turned ant most beautifully. We haven't
the least objection now to marrying each
other, papa. And I shall be so glad, please
papa, of you will be fond of me again, as
you were before I got the money ; and—
and the sough at Tangier," ended Jeasiaa,
blushing and laughing, and gay as her old
self.
FVell, she married John Farquhar in the
autumn, and every one said they made a
very pretty couple. But do you want to
know the sequel to the story?
Mr. Nevill, after his daughter's wedding,
lived by himself for a full year, and was so
lonely and miserable that every one said he
WAS quite certain to marry again. Rumor
said also that Miss Snow was prepared to
accept him, But Mr. Nevill,whose wife had
died at twee tyfive,and whose daugltter had
deserted trim atnineteen, knewnothing about
elderly ladies, and was not particularly
fond of them. I fear it ran in the family,
that espousing of women thirty years too
young. Old John Farquhar had done it ;
and instead of taking warning, Mr. Nevin
went and followed his example.
appeared altogether. And the guests said, He married that _Miss Williams.—[Black.
"Poor child she is obviously ill,and no doubt wood's Magazine.
has slipped away to her bed,"
Bat they were all totally mistaken. Jes- Row the English Pronounce Hamel.
sioa had no headache whatever, and was
sitting quite comfortably en a bench in The absurd and sometimes extraordinary
the garden, with her cousin, John Farqu• difference between the spelling and peewits,
hat. ciation of English names hes been often
He had invited her out there alone I commented upon. Several lista have been
to tell her, of course, all about his published, but they are by no means conn
engagement to Flora ; and Teasica took Prete, The following, it is believed, are,
her courage in both hands, and stepped out
with him when no one was looking. And
there they aat bidden among the trees ; and
the moon shone through the branches, so
that. they could just. see each other as they
talked—he looked quite content and smil-
ing and happy, and she with the wild eyes
and forced cheerfulness of agitated heroism,
"Then it was .leeaioa all the time I" said
Johnwith gentle reproach.
"Didn't you know? Didn't she tell you?
Didn't Mrs. Farquhar tell you? I told her."
"My mother? Jessica, how glad I am to
think my dear mother know 1 But no, no
ono told me. I had. no idea till to-nigbt—
till I saw you.a;
Jessioa swallowed a sob. "011, do for-
give met I only meant it for fun. I want-
ed to see you es—to get to know you,"
oho pleaded, in her agitation saying all the
things she had meant not to soy.
"What can I possibly have to forgive?"
said John, and paused for a few minutes,
watching her and smiling.
"Let me toll you a little abort myself,"
he said presently ; "may I? though tho stcry
is not entirely flattering to either of us.
Listen, Jessica." Then he began : "When
the wish was expreased that we should mar-
ry, I know nothing about love—nothing. I
was a good dead perplexed just then, Jessi-
ca, and hardly knew what I was doing.
But, as you remember, I did offer myself to
you. mud you accepted me out of sheer gen-
erosity."
ererosity."
" Un no," cried Jessica ; " I didn't want
to marry you at all 1 Lwaen't generous. It
was all papa's doing."
"How could you have wanted to marry.
me 7•" cried John indignantly. "I was a
shabby, mercenary w etch. The whole
matte' was a blunder. It was worse than
a blander—it was a Grimm. I didn't liko it
at the time --that much I can say for my-
salf, But,Iessica, what waked me up, what
showed me that the thing couldn't and
shouldn't bo done, was that 1 fell in love."
" 1 know that I•'
" Did you knot it?" Again he paused
and looked at iter, but Jessica's oyes were
fixed ona gap in the trees, and she wouldn't
see iris smile, " There came some one into
my life gnito different from all 1 had soon
before. I loved her from the first moment
1 saw her—on the lieroilos—and every
day I loved her more, anis always more.
Sometime I (emoted—perhaps I woe wrong
--I hoped, perhaps persumptuouely---that
she --•-Rut, Jossica, I was engaged to Hiss
Nevill. Think I 1 was engaged to Miss
Nevill, and not a word cool,' 1 say to that
other, Then I wrote to you. 46 Mies Ne'
till—and told hor I couldn't do her the
wrong of marrying her when my heart was
elsewhere, It. is a vary aonfuntug story
Jessica; can you follow it? I wonted to
woo my darling? and to win her 1 was
ready to ;(ive up anything, But I was
rather too bold, wasn't I? I have hardly
a sixpence In the world, and yet I have
Found her cut; and, beggar as I am, my
prayer to her now is to come and share my maker is the fashion;'.
sixpeneen It is better than riches, isn't it 1
for the most part, new s—Woodnesborough,
Winshro ; Woodmanoote, Woodmucket ;
Wymondham, \bindum ; Yaddlethorpe,
Yalthrup; Gainsborough, Gainsbor ; Glen -
coin, Lonkerrin ; Grasaiugton, Girsbnn ;
Haddiscoo, Hadslter; Gunthwaito, Gunfit;
Eskdale, Ash -dale; Brampton Brian, Brawn;
Brighthelmstone, Brytun; Hallahon, Horn;
\ieddlethorpe, Threltbrnp ; Marylebone
Marrowbone ;Utrome, Ooram ; Uttoxoter,
Tuxter ;Rampishain, Ranson; Pevensey,
Pinery ; Coxwold, Cookwood ; Crostwight,
Corsit ; Holdsworth, Holder ; Skiddaw is
Skiddy ; Kirkoudbri ib, Kireooby ; Ilkley,
Bahia; Hawarden, Bartl'n ; Aldford, Arta
fold.
Strachan should be pronounced Strewn;
Colquohonn ds Koohoon, the accent being
on the last syllable; Beauchamp is Beacham;
Dnohesne should be pronounced Delman;
Bethune should he Beaton; and in Abergay.
enny, the " ay " is not sounded, Menzies
1 pronounced Myngos, Knollys as Kuowis,
Sandys as Sande, Gower es Gorr, and
Wines as Mills, 'Dalziel should bo prop•
ounced " Doe -al," with accent on the tiret
syllable; l:lemis is Glarms; Geoghegan
should bo pronounced Gaygan, and ilutli-
ven is Riven.—[Boston Transcript,
EE tEDY rolt 444P TIME5•
The Moth elfin AAPstolt Tuan WPM Does Alot
A1e1ieYe In. Hen h'ranklhn,
"Vie hard times la the UMW States haver
Set people moralizing on !nosy to Moet the
omorgeney. Frere is what one phtloso.
pier says ;•—Novae keep money whioh is.
duo to another. Simple as le this -rule,
there is 'OOPS so generally disregarded, Wo
have a large class in this comm tut't y wllose
hank aecoants would allow them to owe 49
man anything savS charity and good will,
yet who nlakoit a Platter of pride to pay
no small debts save by lordly oourtesy, or
at much times as it may please thein to mail
a cheek to the ma'ketman or the jnoahatlfo,
To thorn it appears as though the good
name they' have always borne put them
pay attspraton. 'They wouldp y nustan t•
ly upon ;being dunned by the humble
creditor, and latter would await their
pleasere months and borrow money rather
than ask for his duo, singe to demand hie
own would be to lose their custom in future.
If you cannot pay what you owe, or owe
nothing, you have no duty in this respeot ;
but if there is the least sons due tor work
or purchases see to it time the sun dons soot
set to•n!ght until that sum is put into
circulation.
Spend all you man possibly afford to
disburse. I give this advice boldly, soya
a writer in the Boston Transcript, although
itis just to the oontrary to that usually
offered. But ono does not have to be a
political economist to sea that the relief
would be instantaneous. Debt is always
to be avoided, but the last available dollar
is a blessing to thio community. tV hat
possible good does money do which is
hoarded instead of being put into circula-
tion ? Suppose a man in the possession of an
income of 810,000 a year were to enter into
one of our suburban villages and daily spend
among hie neighbors that proportion which
he would receive each day? I do not mean
giving it right and loft for the support of
the poor or shiftless, but buying the labor
or produota of his poorer brethren. Does
it require any instruction in political science
to see that he would at once turn that
town into a very paradise of prosperity?
And if all those in comfortable alrcnm.
stance would earttnnlously do this, the dis•
semination of comforts would increase in
proportion to the money spent. The
philosophy of Benjamin Franklin has nursed
this country with a mania for hoarding.
We fail to realize that the identical ecou•
omy which may be commendable in the
young mechanic, may be a positive wrong
in the retired merchant.
Did you ever calculate tine amount of
good done by (let us call it the Franklin
phraseology) the useless extravagance of
inviting a lady to the theatre? in the first
place., in accepting, she will probably die-
blues for gloves, millinery or seamstress
work quite a pretty sum, each payment
being a bloseiug to the one who receives it,
sometimes representing to the employe the
very moans of life. Then your own dis•
bursement will help support the heck
driver, the florist, the hotel where you dine
together, while it would be impossible for
the worthy oorps of the employes of the
theatre to get their daily bread wore it not
for just such extravagance as that of which
you are guilty.
To rigidly economize at such times as the
present, so that you may have the means
to give for benevolent purposes is simply to
withhold with the one hand that you may
diaburse with the other. If the two rules
hereinrecmnmended were observed by every
person in the community, only the inebriate
and the culpably shiftless would be a charge
on their fellows. As intimated hero, I do
not in the least share the general commend.
tion of Benjamin Franklin, His maxims
are worldly, sensual, selfish, entirely ig-
noring chivalric, spiritual or lofty ideals.
Tine effect of his parsimonious ideal of ha -
man conduct is to be seen on justsuch abrin•
gency as that which is now felt by t
Amerihe
can people. ,
Their Own Were To Large.
"Have you any sacond•hand shoes?"
inquired a young lady at a Liverpool shoo
manttfactnrecs.
"We don't sell secondhand shoes, mica,"
said the shopmau, shortly.
"No, of course not, I didn't want to bey
them, but ii you happened to have any
that had been left hero by persons buying
new ones, you know," she suggested mys-
teriously.
"Oh, certainly. Here are a pair of but.
toned boots—kid—but quite worn out.
Would they do?"
"What number aro they?"
"Two's—small two's at that. And hero
is one bronze slipper, thirteen size."
"But thirteen is an unlucky number,"
she said, aoxiouely,
"Not in sines, miss. And hero is a No.
one, not badly worn."
"I will take then all. Thank yon so
much," and ahc proffered the s iopman pay
meat for the refuse shoes.
"There is no charge," he said, as ho
handed them to her in a neat package, "I
suppose you want them for a )ranging
basket ?"
'Mercy, no 1 My sister is to be married
this evening, and we want Lamm to throw
after tho carriage. One own aro all new,
cul it must be an old shoe to bring luck."
"J see," said the shopman, and he gazed
dreamily attar her retreating form, matter•
ing in a vivid monotone t "And the family
shoos range from sixes to eights—1 see,"
Rei Tyrant.
Ile—" You are a slave to fashion,"
Shea" Well, I believe I amass my dress -
THE AFRIOAN COLLISION,
Death Of a Gallant Youlg Britian
Officer,
'las lrrenrii Troop; h5us.1 lleon the Eng.
hell In TAlitnkc—The horrors or oke
91a1•e'I'rale—Slletch or col,
The recent collision of the English and
Peewit], iu West Alden is referred to by
Many Louden papers as "tut unfortunate
mistake," whioh is explained) in this wey;
It was bright moonlight when the
French troops, early en the morning of
December 23rd, surprised the British
expedition, The 1l'renelo officer in oommand
was mortally wounded by the British -Ere, ,
but prior to )tie death in the Britislu camp
ho was able to make a statement explain.
Mg how the 'blunder arose, laentenant,
"davits sadd that in the moonlight the
remelt force mistook the white cam- I
The Distress in Ohmage.
Towards tho close of tba World's Fair
daily meetings of the unemployed were held
around the Columbus Monument on the
Lake Front. One day a riot at the very
portal of the City Halt was quol•ed by the
police. Then work was given to all of the
unemployed who would accept it, or could
accept it, on the big drainage canal After
the fair closed thousands of idle men om-
°egod frau somewhere—sprang up from
under tho granite streets, it seemed ; pour.
ed into the city from neighboring towns on
the eouth, northwest, and oast. Those men
had no plane to sleep, nothing to eat. In
sheer hamauity the Oity Hall was given up
to thorn, and night after night, since the
middle of Novoiuber, the great corridors of
the building and its stairways of iron and
steno were turned into dormitories—hard
bads, but warns onus, at least. The home.
lass, the hungry, oried aloud, and the peace
of tha city was disturbed. The churches
discussed the advisability of throwing open
their edifices to those who had not whereon
so lay their heads, but this movement was
abandoned. \Vhy, no ono seemed to know.
Then a crank in a suburban town issued a
printed circular palling for twelve thousand
armed unemployed nten to meet at a certain
hour at the Columbus Monument, go up
into the city and take what they thought
they wanted.
This odd and highly impracticable Aug.
gostion crystallized the movement for the
relief of rho poor, and a general committee
of the rink men, called the Central Reliet
Assoelation, was formed. The ohnrabes and
their representatives in the ministry got
together, add set to work ab once in organ.
!zing societies and committees for invest!•
tion and relief. At that time the City Tipall
was the publics dormitory, and a visit there
at night was like a walk through a potter's
field of unburied dead. The air of the main
aorridoea beeomo aurruptand has not yet
been pucifled, although the lodgers were
forbidden to enter -a fortnight ago, The
Central Relief Association worked hard,and
soon had a great soup•kitaken on the Lake
Front at the foot of Randolph Stroet, Here
are fed daily about four thousand persons.
The establishment dons nob undertake to
lodge the poor, bat it feeds them. No re.
striations are placed on the applicant He
may fill himself there once, twine, or thrice
a day as he wishes. And its fires are burns
ing incessantly. In other parts of the city
are seven establishments in whioh the needy
aro fad and lodged. All the outlying feed•
hog stations have dormitories attached and
the work is growing.
M Homo and Abroad.
An old gcutleman, crossing rho road .with
his wife, saw a lady slip and Call, He wont
to bar assietauco, aid helped her up.
\Vhen he wont back to itis wife she shoot:
her fist at him.
"It's all right, my dont, ft's all right,"
he said.
"0ln yea ! of °murse it's all right. When
you 000 a atraega woman tuml:lo down you
can go and help hor,,but the outer day when
I tumbled down stars you could only laugh
at me, 'and ask if I was practising for a
Mous,'
derad ab that the natives who havetrusted
in us, and ,lave ben betrayed, should curse
trio alamo of England and seek protootlon
lretn tbo Frouolr wlio, whatever nisy, ho
their faults, puts down all suo14 atrooltios
with a strong baud?' The events which
led to the meeting of the two bodies of
troops have been ascertained with
501111 MEASURE OF D0L^INITl1NEAb,
The. British expedition was in rho field
against the Sofas, a tribe which has mused
maoh trouble by raiding psacoable natives
under British protection,. `.Clio French wee
was engaged against the Altnanty Samadoo,
a native chief who lute for some time past
been the objoot of attaok by Shp French,
filo latter having several times defeated
him, It (moms that the two foreee having
tomo in sight of each other, the Fronolo
mistook the British force foe the followers
of the Alntamy, and delivered an attack,
though ,tow such a mistake could have been
reasonably made, in view of the distinguish.
lug uniforms both of the frontier police and
of the West India Regiment, wbich•formed
CAPTAIN LONDY.
paignieg costume width was worn by the
British officers for the white dross of Arab
chiefs who were supposed to be command-
ing a body of Sofas. Tho French consider.
ed the opportunity an excellent one for a
surprise attack, and accordingly approach-
ed and fired upon the British force before
discovering their mistake. The British,
being taken completely by surprise, return-
ed at indiscriminate fire, which added to
the confusion. The statement of the
French commanding oiieaer makes it abun•
dandy clear that the mistake was made by
the French force, and that no responsibility
lies with the Bribish troops for this deplor-
able affair. The place where the collision
occurred is well within the British border,
and it has yet'; to be explained what the
French were doing in this locality."
ONE OF TILE SENEGALESE TIPAILLEURS.
Among the killed was the gallant young
officer Captain Ludy. In a latter to a
friend written as early as July last he dis•
cusses the situation in the -Niger country
and gives the following amount, of •
THE MORROW OF SLAVE•IIUSTIx6',
" People who live in a civilized country
cannot realize the horrors which are per-
petrated uuder the name of war in the
regions behind Sierra Leone. Peaceable
agriculturists are roomed from their sleep by
the blaze of the roofs of their villages, in.
fants in arms too weak to bear the journey
to the Soudan slave marts are torn from
their agonized mothers and their brains
dashed unt against trees and stones, while
the women themselves aro made the vdo
time of the brutal lust of tho Sofas, and the
men who escape the ohemoes of a general
carnage are loaded with fetters and driven
away hundreds of noilss to be sold into
slavery. All these atrooities are committed
by the Sofas upon people living within the
British sphere of influence, upon people
who have a right to demand British pro.
teabion, and who have, indeed, beer prom.
isod proteatioo. Go the faith of that
promise they have stayed in thelr homes
until it is too late to escape. The whole of
Kuniki is lull of ruins of villages and the
bones of children and of people who, befog
of no value from the slaver's point of view,
were ruthlessly massacred. Can it be won.
A PRIVATE OF TM} BnoTisll \VEST TED/AN
REGIMENT.
the British force, is not yet apparent. In•
treed, the uniform of the West India.Regi•
moot appears to be very similar to that of
the French Senegalese sharpshootera, and
hence'should have been easily recognized
by the French. The episode serves to mark
the unsatisfactory oontlition of affairs in
the Hinterland of Sierra Leone, where dis-
putes between the French and British Com-
missioners as to the limitations of the re•
specs ive spheres of influence have from time
to time taken place, and been the subject
of communication between the Govern.
meets. Captain Leudy, one ni the killed,
is spoken of as a most
doALLANT ASD PRoisISING; OFFICER,
who had been notified of his appointment to
a home regiment, end would shortly have
left Africa.
With regard to the tribe agaieat which
the British were operating a correspondent
writes: "No doubt they are unmitigated
bandits, but 'plunder is their trade,' and
they are quite willing to admit ; they have
a certain sort of honesty, and have treated
our officers very well. One of tho officers
I attached to the late Commission walked
into their camp one day, armed with a
white cotton umbrella only, and interview-
ed doe chief. Ho says they were amenable
to discipline, and we merely had to tell
them that they could not be allowed to raid
in our territory, but must 'move on,' and
they would do so. I am afraid it is too late
to say anything about Samory, as the
powers that be appear quite willing to give
up the whole of the Niger basin, and conao.
quently there is no longer any Hinterland
to Sierra Leone, and that colony is hope.
fess.
Lieutenant-Colonel Alfred 11. Ellis, C.B.
who commands the troops on the \Neat
°oast of Africa, and is in charms of the ex-
pedition operating against the Sofas, has
seen a oonaiderable amount of active service
since ho joined the army, twenty-one years
ago. He took part in the Ashanteo war of
1873.4; commanded the Rousse, Constabu-
laryat ttluittah during the blockade by the
Awunas in 1878, being wounded in one of
their attacks, service in the Zulu campaign
of 1879, commanded the expedition into
the Tambaku country in 1802, whioh cul•
urinated in the capture of Tambi, and Dont•
mended the subsequenb expedition to bioe
Gambit. For lois scrims iu the last-
mentioned campaigns, Colonel Ellis WAS
created a O.B. He is forty-two years of
age.
THE WAYSIDE INN.
u Interesting (louse inhabitedily nn In.
tereslinyt Family—One llraila, Is NOW
in Novo Scotia.
Longfellow's Wayside Inn ie in rho town
of Sudbury, alassaahusotts, about twenty
five miles west of Boston, on the main road
between Boston and Worcester, It was
built by John Howe early in the 17bh ten•
fury for a country neat,aoditdeclined with
the fortunes of the family from a stately
nansion to an inn, but never a humble one,
It was float licensed under the name of "The
Reil Horse Inn," September 140, 1688.
When Sudbury was burned by b' o Indians
'n 11170 ib was the only house in town that
escaped destruction. It ie a great plain
colonial mansion,bnilt of solid oak, and made
pioturesgneby its gambrel rod, moonstone
ohimneye, and its original tiny windows'
(eighty in number,) with dna leaden sashes.
And strange enough it looks in this country
of tomorrows with no yesterdays. No
welder its piotnresgno imago lingered in
Longfellow's mind until too used it as a eon-
nootiog link in a ohnin of poems,
Longfellow first saw the inn when at the
ago of nineteen, he was on iris way to Ea
York, to sail for Europe. It was then a
coaching station. Later in life when the
inn still called dos Red Horse inn,booame a
favorite resort of some of his friends, he
visited thein and took observations for the
poems afterwards written at Craigia house
and Nalialit.
Longfellow's dcaoriptlon of Lyman Howe,
the landlord, is said to be trate to life. He
was "jnstioo of peace, pioud of his name and
rase, and cent of arms, au 1 known ovary.
whore as "The Squire." Ono old man in
Sudbury said to mo, "I'll a known fro meant
Squire Howe if he hadn't put bis name
there; it sounds jest like him." He WAS very
proud of doe family silver brought from
England, all bearing tine Howe crest. And
their rare and delicate china would delight
the heart ot a connoisseur.
These Howes were descended from the
noble family of that name in Britain, and
showed their pure ancestry by their refined
speech and manner. The graudsire, whose
sword is mentioned in the poems, was
Colonel Howe, who was appointed a mem-
ber of Laftoyetbe's staff because of his
knowledge of French, and that accounts
for Lafayette's visits to bhe inn, Colonel
Howo died of smallpox, which he caught
from a traveller, un 1780.
The. inn came to Lyman in direct descant
from the founder, John Bowe, but at his
death it ppaesod away frmn tiro Lowes, and
became lino proporby of his mother's sister,
Rebecca Bolcom, wife of Daniel Puffer, of
Sudbury, grand -aunt of the writer. Since
that time it has boon a peaeoful laronbouse,
John Bowe; a ornate of Col. Howe, the
"grandsiro," Whose sword hang poacoftilly
in the parlor, was engaged in newspaper
work do Boston when the Revolutionary
war began. Ho remained loyal to the
King of England and etnigranted with bis
family to Nova Scotia. When tho British
Government rewarded the 11, E. Loyalisbe,
for thole patriotism, with grants of land,
John Howe received a grant of land about
two miles from Halifax. •(lore his sen
Jnsoph was born in 1804. 1310 wan the
Hon. ,Joseph Howe, who is considered one
of the greatest orators the Dominion of
Canada ever produced. II0 died in 1873,
a few weeps after his appointment as
lieutenant -governor of Nova Scotia. (Cott'
adieu Magaollno,
JOS�ELET�,
Tho 000lt•book „eefp0 is too of tell rifle the
disappointing hovel, it done net 89149 out
right,
Warklnan.-'"Ts the bolo ab inhere
New-father--'lNo; the nurse has her out
for an airing."
ing a
TdentisbegMho davotosda hinoeessal'llmseylf to pull+
ile ohtessrswa paiui0
toning fellow,
lie—" Give mo kiss, we 't you 1" She
(bositatiogly)—" \Nell—I will, if you wont
give it away,"
A local dealer advertises "a now otook
of waliting•stioka for gentlemen with oarvod
wooden heads,"
Customer—" Tltat's a queer sherd piece
of pie. Looks something like a turnover,
Wositor—''No,olrt It's a"left•ovor," �.
Jackson tells mo Lltedaet Ghiug lie wrote b
was accepted. Do yen know what it was?
"Yes, hie resignation,"
Jagaon says it's 0100 thing for a servant
girl to know her piaoe, but quite a (Hillmani
thing for her to keep it.
"Ya'as, °holly gave her a piece of 11
mind when he met Iter." "1t must hav'
been a very small piece then, if he has any
left."
Mrs. Houser—" What'd that furniture
dealer say when you told him that mirror
he sent up was cracked i" Houser• --"said
he'd look into it."
She—" This ds so sudden," lie—" How
firm you women aro in your oonviotione.
That's just what you said when I proposed
two years ago."
Foot -."I have!°alied to learn what has
beeomo ot my poem I seat you, entitled,
`Tile Bravo Fireman ?'" Editor "It went
to the fire."
Sympathetic widow—" Have you been
fortunate in your love affairs 1' Interesting
subjeot—" Yes, very. I never yet fell in
love with a girl who would marry me.
tie—" What about those new neigh—
bors you called on today 7" She -" Well,
they said they had Dome to the village to
avoid society and begged me to oall often."
Tramp—" Say governor, you wantor get
a medal from the unmans society 7" Gen.
Boman—" Through you ?" Tramp—" Yes.
Give me a dollar and you'll save both our
W
B
t
F
T
"Glorious ! Old fellow, so her father acid
yes when you asked him?" "Yes." "Haw
did you put the question ?" "Asked him if
he had any objection bo me,"
He called her up over the telephone,
Nor noticed Itis boss' frown
'Till when he'd talked an hour or two
Aud (mud himself called dawn.
"Is there no way in which you can use
this poem?" asked the despairing pont.
"There is," said tha editor. "We haven't
had a load of wood in a week,"
This balmy winter weather
Brings triode to us every day,
We can't tell whether the summer olotttoo
Or our winter to give away.
St. Peter—" From whence do you Dome ?"
Chicago man—" I must decline to answer
that." " On what grounds ?" " That the
answer would tend to criminate myself."
Byers—" Moat was your idon in getting
vaccinated on your rheumatic arm 7" Seller
—" I)taouomy of pain. It couldn't make
the arm hurt worse than it did already.
The old inhabitant gannet
Recall a year remote,
When one could till so late a date
Still soak his overcoat.
Little Effie (who has stroked the kitten
until she has begun to parr)—" Maudie, do
you hoar that ?" Sister Maud—" Hear
what, Effie ?" EIIie—" Why, I do believe
kitty's boiling."
" That young widow Filson is quite a
dashing creature, don't you think?' "I
guess you are right. She dashed my hopes
most effectually when I asked her to marry
me,"
There's nn love like the old love,
Sung sad and hen-pecked Barry ;
" There's no love like the old love,
The ono I didas'b marry."
Nall—" How do you know she is in love
with Jack 1" Belle—" 13ooause she told me
he was perfectly horrid, and if she were in
my place she wouldn't have anything to do
with him."
Mr. Pinks—" My wife has no sympathy
with tide female emancipation movement.
She says women's sphere is the home."
Mrs. Strongmind—" When were you mar.
rieti?" Mr. Pinks—" Last week."
Staggs—" I surely world hate to bo the
moon. Takes it two weeks to get full."
Daggers—"And that isn't the worst of it,
-either. After it is full it needs two more
weeks to get over it."
Lives.,,
hen weather prophets prophesy
A winter cold and drear,
e sure a winter soft and warm
Is. swiftly deawning near.
Traveler in Missouri—'!I want to find
t
he conductor. Who has charge of this
rain?" Trainman— "Can't tell till after we
pass the next strip o' woods."
From December unto DecemberThis thing may bo truthfully said :
he joke we can never remember
Is the one that we think of in bed.
He bougbb a new alarm oiook
When be made his New Year's vow.
'Tis very painful to record,
Bat both are broken now.
About Books and Papers.
Tho most expensive illustrated book yet
made is said to bo a Bible now owned by
Theodore Irwin, of Oswego, N.Y. Ib is
valued at 910,009.
The News, published at Cochran, Oa„ is
but little larger than an ordinary envelope,
and claims bo be the smallest weekly papor
published in Georgia.
It is rather surprising to learn chat the
little Republic of Uruguay has more news•
papers iu proportion to its population than
any other country in the world,
The first almanac printed in Europe is
believed to have been the Kalendarinm
Novum, by Regimontamus, calaulatod for
the three yoat's, 1476, 1494, and 1511 1t
was published at Buda, in Hungary.
There aro in existence, it is claimed,
specimens of paper made from rags as early
as the fourteenth century, the oldest extant
being, it la repol'tod, a letter from ,Toinville
to Louis N,, of France, dated A.D. 1418.
The Soriptnres were first written on
at: ins, linen cloth or papyrus, and rolled ,up
as we do engravings. .l'ioo Old Testament
was written in thio old Hebrew character—
an offah of of rho Pltmn iaiau. It was a sym•
bol language as written, and the vowel
sounds eippliod by the voiae. Tho words
ran together in a ooltintious line. After
the Hebrew became a dead' language, vow•'
els were supplied to preserve ueago, tviliell
was passing away,.After the Babylonish
captivity, the written Hebrew wee Modified
by the Aramaic, end rho scbeels of reading
taught the aeoaot and emphasis. Then
nam the 0cperatimt of words from emelt
other, then division into verses.