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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1897-7-16, Page 3JuLY16, 1897 THE BRUSSELS POST 8 Town 'Directory. lt?ar,vXLL1l Onnnon.—Sabbath Servioee at 11 a w and 7:00 p.m, Sunday Se/tool et 2:30 p ne. Rev. Jobe Roes, B A, putter. Sr. Jo1119'9 Cnmtcn.--Sabbatb Services et 11 a m and 7 p m. Sunday School ab 2:30 p. ne, Rev. A. 3i. Gri63n, iuoum• bent. Meenopri"r Cuuncn,--Sabbath Sorvioeo at Mee a et null i,UU Ir In, Goal..., Sohool all 2:30 p m. Roy. S. J. Arlin, paster. ROMAN CATnoLIO greened,—Sabbatb Service third Sunday in every month, se 10:30 a m. Rev Jooaph Kennedy priest. 1ALYA9rorr Alone—Service at 7 and 11 a m and 3 andll p m on Sunday and every evening in the week et 8 o'olook, at the barracks. ODD VET.1.0W8' Lo8010 every Thursday evening, in Graham's block. Mesoslo Lonna Tuesday nt or before full moon, in Garfield bloolt. A OUW Le: me on the 3rc1 Friday evening of each month, in Bias - hill's block. 0 0 le Looms 2nd and last Tuesday evenings of emit month, in Blaehill'e block. I 0 F, 2nd and last Friday in Odd Fellows' nail. L 0 14 let Monday 10 every month In Orange Hall. Sous or Soo"rr,irrn, 1st and 3rd T1189 - days of each mouth, iu Odd Fellows' Hall. X. 0. T. M. Lo0111, 2nd and 4113 Toon- daye of malt month, iu Odd Fellow's Hall. Canadian Order of Chonou Friends, lot and 3rd Mondnye of each month in Bias. bill's hall. A 0 1, 1st and 3rd Mondays of each month in OddJeollow's Hall. Robot Crncinn, 2nd and 4th Friday even. Ings in Blaehill's hall. Pose OPrrCR.—Otlic0 130111,1 front 8 a. m. to 6:30 p. m. Mol. Y t U —Library uasras' I. n rr rt. —Lib •ar in Uolmoe' block, will be been from 6 to 8 o'clock p. m. Wednesdays end 8:30 to a and (3 to 8 Saturdays. Miss Minnie Mo Naughton, Librarian. Tows COvicu.—W. II. Herr, Reeve ; Geo. Hacker, Geo. Thomson, R. Lea- therdato and R. G. Wilson, Councillors ; F. S. Scott, Cleric ; Thomas Hilly, Treasurer ; I0. llingeton, Assessor and J. T. Roos, Collector. Board meets the lot Monday in each month. Senooa Boann,—A. $osnig, (chair- man,) D. 0. Ross, J. G. Skene, Jae. Turobttll, A. Cousloy and F. Van• stone. Sea-Treas., R. R. Rose. Meetings 2ud Friday evening in each month, Pn9Lm Scnoon Tzeennns.-3. H. Cam• erou, Principal, Leon Jackson, Miss Downey and Miss Bitable. Beetle or IIEAL•rn.—Reeve herr, Clerk Scott, A. Stewart, T. Farrow and Wm. Jewitt. Dr. MaNaaghton, Medical Health OTBuer. 110W TO 0001i A HUSBAND. In lecture before a cooking school, For cooking a husband was given this rule : First, in selecting, to market don't go ; The best you'll not find there, mesh surely, no For although there aro many, yes, galore The prime will always be brought to your door. Don't think tor a moment to bake or broil, Much better to tie in It kettle to boil. Use -t, silken cord called oomfort—'twoot break— Bub one called duty is not to be weak, To make him seoare, it is well, no doable Yes 1 for aught we know, he'd be fat. ling out. And then too surely, if your back were turned, He'd become, alas I both crusty and burned, Io cooking a husband, you'll plainly see, Like lobsters and crabs, alive he must be. Should ho splutter and fuss, help there ie none, Some husbands do it until they are done. Some sugar add, in the form of kisses, You'll find, to absorb, he rarely misses. Vinegar, and pepper, use none at all ; But of epics you may add a sprinkling small. Stir some, lest to the kettle he adhere ; Thus making him useless, I greatly fear. Plane not in hie side, some iuetrnmeub 9tiok For when be is dons you will know it quiok. With proper treatment and excellent Date, You'll find him indeed delicious and rare. Str- THI13I BICYCLE GIRL. Whore are those maids we used to love In old pre.oycle days, Those artless, ankle hiding girls, \Vith shy, retiring ways Those girls who talked of flowers and eters, Music and poetry— The latter somewhat thin, 'Os true, Sometimes quite watery. No more of snob like gentle things Do maidens sweetly prate ; Tho few who do are voted by Their sisters out of date. Now, when I rnurinnr tender things Into my loved one's oar, She chips in with an odd remark COouarning high grade gear. And whoa, with palpitating heart, To wed her I aspire, She asps the what I think of her Brand now pueamatio tire 7 loathed of soulful meauderioge In love's old fashioned triode, She takes me on a tandem Twenty guiles of dusty road, Her balk is all of aprooket wheels And rime, this maid Who oykee. Her very dreams, methinks, are full Of different makes of bikes, And she eau mond a punettlred tire, Taub punctured smoke may wait, With holds as big as half a crown, Which she cannot locate, Nothing ebo knows of raking cakes, And home-made jam she'd spoil, Bub elle oan tell you the beet Makes Of lnbrionting oil, She'll pedal miles on hottest days Moog the worst known road, Bub eho won't do a single tarn Within her own abode. She won't out wood, nor hos, nor dig, Nor tube on wealhdity 1111— That's 111-•That's boy 'e work ---bet eho'il ride bee Mite Right up the stiffed hill. In ohort, °mnoideri ng everything, Tide modern girl of muscle Io no more use at home then was She of small waist and bustle. A 0001) SIGN. Oats twenty oente a bushel, And you can't give pertatere away ; And eggs is only ton cents a dozen, Yet it pleases one much to say That many of them had Hage on, Home of thein had ,jags on, But thank God, none ot them had rags on On the Good Qneon's Jubilee. Lottuoe—Fresh---five cents would buy an novo, Six dollars a load of bay ; A sold out farmer isn't a fakir, An I heard bins say : That many of thein bad Bags on, Some of them had jags on, But thank God, none of them had rage on On the Good Queen's Jubilee. We're all right, and God loves us, Even if wheat is cheap, And hie good hand upward shoves us, And here is a thought to keep : That many of them had flags ou, Some of them had jags on, But thank God, melee of them had 381,35 m1 On the Good Queen's Jubilee. •--Toa Klux. THE R1';ASON WHY. "le har makes you buy that brand of soap e" I naked a woman shrewd ; "Some others have tar larger scope." Their names I here reviewed. "What makes you buy that certain brand ?" • The woman looked surprised, And thus she answered my demand— "Beoan9e it's advertised 1" "Why did you choose that ribbon fair I asked a little Miss ; "The storekeeper had °there there -- Why did you ask for this ?" She gazed at me with pitying eyes, My face she criticized, Then answered very simply, "Why, Because it's advertised I" "What makes you always buy that line ?" I asked a business friend ; "It's quite a favorite of mine. But—why eeleot this brand ?" tie looked astonished, and my nils He had not recognized, Bat still he answered just the same— "Because it's advertisod I" And so you'll find where'er you go, Wherever people buy, The goods that have the greatest show And on which folks rely, Are those made known thro' printers' ink, And it may be surmised One merit is, the people think, "Because 0'e advertised 1" 7" Crisp and Casual. It is estihnated that 8,000 marriages are daily performed throughout the world. Japan had only one newspaper 25 years ago. Now it has 2,000. Over 800 oriminale have been executed in England since the anoeseiou of Queen Victoria. The aunual prodaot of paper collars amounts to 15,000,000 per year, one firm turning out 15,000 per day. During the 33 years that the White Star steamer Gernnonio 1188 been in aotive eervioe, she lute run 1,700,000 statute miles. The priori of platinum has increased Ave times during recent years, and the metal, it is expeobed, will soon be more expensive than gold. This ie doe to the inoreneed demand for eleetrioae purposes, The mania for manufaotarmg every- thing verything out of paper does not lesson. Gloves, handkerchiefs, ties, in fact, the whole etock.in.trado of the average hosier are now,ibeing knitted from paper yarns. In conequenee of the union of the West and South United Presbyterian oongre. gatione in Dune, the church of the form. er was no longer required by the congre. gation. It bas been pub up to public competition and knocked down at 2170, It cost 112,000 to mot 74 years ago, The sick children of London benefitted by a birthday present made to little Prince Edward of York. This was the stun of ;11,400, with which the Oob in the Victoria hospital for Children has boon endowed ilt perpetuity, A few more Royal birthday pre0eot8 of this nature would be exoellent, 'Cho latest exbravaganno in oharob matters is reported from a New York village, Tho women of the Presbyterian church there pledged bhemsolvee to raise money to supply the ohurah with pews. Other methods proving slow, they want into the etreote as boot.blaolcs and earn- ed a handsome emu, as reported—the top prime charged being a shilling. J. II. Raper for 20 years has been of. feeing a sovereign to any person who could toll him of a magistrate who voted for a new Iieenee next door to hie own residence. Within tate laet month there have been four applicants. Only ono ease, in South Wales, fulfilled the eon. (Mons named, and the sovereign hes boon handed over to the p000on who mads the (Roomy, • It fe not generally known that the bronze eoin0 maned from the Miob con. trive a double debt to pay. In addition to being coins of the realm, they will serve 148 weights and measures. A penny f0 one•third of on avoirdupois ouu00, the half•ponny ono•tifth, and the farthing one•beeth, rlrkns, a penny and a half. penny, cm a halfpenny and time far. Witco, makes half an ounce. Moreover, the diameter et a half -penny is exactly au inoh. It is a strange fob that the right baud, which ie more sensible to the toeoh than the letb, lA Nee eonelble than the letter be the efloob of heat or cold. If yes plunge both handy 0imcdtaueouely into twubewle of water of equal temperature, the left will experiena'h the higher eene,lti,n heat, and thin will hippie (Well if the thermometer shows that the tv,iter to the left bowl le in reality a trifle colder Oban tihe water in the right one. "Clue reveres happens in the 0800 of persona who ere left.handotl, At a man meeting of foob•bell and orinkot•bell workOte ft was elated that there were ilheter:cos in the trade where a sweating middleman Darned Be or 3110 no week without doing anything for 10, when the men wino clid the work earood per. haps las, or toga. ht had 10301y become known that a firm in the city paid two penes It dozen for the nmanataoture of ol-ioltot balls, whish would take a man two hours and a•half to do, In one of the best paying shape in London the men earned about 1614, a week, and in the worst shops the men had to work on about ono•quarter of that. A ourioue story mimes from Borliu. A lieutenant or a Ultima regiment made a bet about six menthe ago that he would treiu a young ox within six menthe so that he world obey the word of command like a cavalry burse. The trial took place recently on the drill ground of the Lillian be; in the Invalidenotraeee. It themed first as though the officer would win his bet. The os trotted, gal. loped right, rntIlopod left, and did every. thing perfectly till it name to the vault- ing. In this the animal failed, and the officer last hie bet. IIe wns oongratu. latod, however, on his poreeveranoe and slimes in training 80 unpromising au animal. EDITOR'S LIFE, Here is an editor who has a notioibly odd way of opening the eyes of sleepy subscribers, TItvo yon ever heard of tbo three -hand. ed man, Ike one tvLt 1,11,1 tt right hand, a lit hand and a baud n' little buhln i ' u a ..he editor of the Bun has the names of a few three -handed people on hie subscription list. It in the behind -hand fellows that aro in arrears who aro asked to notice the address label on their papers and remit the amount duo without further delay.— Ingersoll Snn. Persons who patronize papers should pay promptly, for the pecuniary proepeate of the press possess a peculiar prosperity. If the printer is paid promptly, and his pocket book kept plethoric by prompt paying patrons, then pattetlh be his pen to the paper in peace his paragraphs are more pointed ; ltm painteth his me - tures of passing events in more pleasaut colors, and thus the perusal of his paper becometh of more pleasure to the people, Paste this piece of proverbial philosophy in soma place when all persons can per calve it.--llenitoulin Expositor. The compositors run out of "p'o" or else thio editor would have ooutinued iu• definitely. A man onto asked an editor : "Can you tell me what sort of weather to es. peat this month 7" The editor saroasti- oally replied : "It is my belief that the weather this month will he very much like your subscription bill." The man wondered for an hour whet the editor was driving at, when at last lie happened to think of the word "tinselled." How is it with you ? 'l'l1E BEST iI,IN, Au actor told a story the other evening aboub a fencing meter in Loudon, who had two sons. Both of them, like the father, were physical giants. Which was the stronger and better fighter was a disputed question until a burglar gob into the hoose one night. One of the sons, opening the front door with a latish key late at sight, found the intruder in the hall. They immediately olinobed, The other brother, hearing the noise, rushed down stairs, snit, not being able in the dark to distinguish a burglar from a worthy and honest citizen or London, proceeded to pound both men whom he ran against. Meanwhile broiler number one, think. ing there were two burglars iu the house, turned hall of his attention .to the 11551 enemy, and the fight became desperate. The father awakened by the uproar, rushed down stain with a heavy walking stick. Than the fight tune something to admire but to avoid, When it was all over and the gas was lighted by the aged fencing master, it was discovered that he had whipped not only the burglar, but his two sons, V,\11IE•i.'IES, Exit the girl graduate and the June bride. Enter the Queen of all—the Sommer girl with her bathing snit, She—I hear drab Harriet's uncle,. who blew 010 the gas in his room while on 11 visit to New York, has left her a fortune. 13e—Well it's an i11 wind that blows nobody any good, you ]snow. No man will ever solve the spirit of the ago until he discovers why It woman dons her shirt waist before potting in the puff buttons," says the Detroit Tribune Why does a woman get off a street car backward ? You told mo this horse had won halt a dozen mat011ee against some of the best horses in the country. no oau't trot a mile in six minutes to Rave him. "It woo in plowing matehes that he took the p0100e, sir." Alawyer in a court room may Dail a man It liar, eooundrel, villain, or • a thief, and no 000 makes a complaint when court adjourns. If a uowspaper pritut each a reflection on a man's charade:: there is a libel snit or a dead editor. This is owing to the feet that the people believe what an editor says. What the lawyer says outs no insure. There are people iu the world who nen- nob even the good in themselves, They. are oonstantly telling 0001010 hots devilish they aro and eau be. 11 it cloth is web in vinegar and then wrung out as dry as possible with the bench( and titan wrapped aronnd althea() and the whole pub in a large paper bag and kept In a'aool place, the cheese will retailh the moisture and freshness ot a new -out ahem and will nob mould. "Simplex answered an advertisement in which somebody offered to sell him the sooret for preventing trousers from getting fringes around the bottom," What did they toll him ?" "To wear knickerbockers." "He," sobbed the verdant bride," "dome not love mo any more." "Yon aro tthoky," said the seasoned matron, "If he does not love you any 1008," Over Thirty Years Wthoutt Sickness. INr, Fl•, WI'Jra'TST>,'7N, a well-known, enterprising citizen of Byron, I11., writes: "Before I paid much atten• tion to regulating the bowels, I hardly knew a well day; but since i learned the evil re- sults constipation, and the efficacy of AYER'S wytttj Pi11s, I have not had tT f �S,rre4a, one day's sickness Vl 1ue`Y `' forno eronerty years attack that did not readily yield to this remedy. My wif had been, previ- ous to our marriage, an invalid for years. S'llo had a prejudice against cathartles, but as 10011 as she began to use Ayer's fills her health was restored." Y✓ Cathartic 136/1s Medal and Diploma et World's Fair, So 1esiore Strength, take flyer's Sarsaparilla S!,18 British Columbia Red Cedar Shingles AND- Nol'Llt Shore Pith; and Cedar FOR SALE am TIIL•' Brussels Planing dills Also Doors and Sash of all Pat terns on hand or made t0 order at Short Notice. Estimates Furnished for all kinds of Buildings. Worknhan• ship and Material Gnaranteed. J, & P. AI -ENT, ATM .HIS SPACE THERE'S MONEY Iee IT FOR YOU. --o-- FQR SALE. A One-horse Wagon, suitable for milk hauling, nearly new. 2 Second -band 2 seated Buggies, and a cumber of Second- hand Single Buggies in good shape. JAS, WALKER Carriage Maker, Brussels. '}jR BRUSSELS (\l I wish to inform the people of Brussels and surrounding district that I have pur- chased the Pump Business of JAMES BELL and will be found ready to attend to all wants in either new work or repairs at moderate prices. No better Pump in the market. Order left at my shop or residence or at P. SCOTT'S shop will be promptly looked after. [Orders taken for the Digging of Wella and Cisterns. Gomm Green, MILL STREET, - BRUSSELS. . 'om `. eh tsir �v�kt lr'AYiis THIO NOS?' SuICCF'SSf lli FideIEL y FOR MAN OR BE11101. Certain in ria Woos ami moor begot% not i h reoie o,•iow, KENDALL'S Sk"ASi 1 CURET, B,1111COrmtn nonderaon Co.,111,1Lb.ri, til. 0,112 he l'Iv Co Dem 869 Plow,, 900,1 ma Ono or doer norm Armes and toga TIn',mod cod 1 ,10101 ynnr, Kendall,.av1N01180 I ones good 0,e It is a WO/U10)1111111.1101110.eT nee 100 amarx,mat had as p ab thpnvhl and av 6,1,1,9 0"10,1 hoe. 1 hoop 0 bottle on helhd t 1 tuotim relln880llly, C 01109, 7ow1;ar, KENDALL'S SPAVIN DOSE. nr, n ,r, xrh�sArs, ro, CANTOO, Mo., Apr• 2, 112. Iran• 80o --r hrnvo u9ad sav0r91 b,I 1,, or yarn• 'ICoa 1011 a 910r1,, 00:0 ride 0010(1 '11.7.r scan• 0 think it tett bon Litemmlt I over axed, no, r0- moavlone C 1 •b, ,o Itln,d Anal'(,, awl 69!0,1 (100 13la Sr,v(,o, nava 1.0001nina0d0d 11 to hoveral or my Lriendo who aro 01006 plo0sed with L troop It. nespoettnll , S. n, reset, P. O. noxM. Pot Sale lhy 011 Arttgolots, oraddroos Zlo', 1), v:.xr311.tkeizzi Corer. L.Nr, f 800951.R041 80111 VT. ..�J a 'AILORING ! I. G. Richardson Is prepared to do all kinds of work in his line, 8ofid Wotnlllalil>itip alio Good Fits Guaranteed. LATEST STYLES, Suits made for $4 and upwards, ralitiop oyez llleGowau's Store. 911001111001180000101-115108111 11ee0010 rN POOR W0CR9. 010041 came 1411 Nervous Li0Oteee, eleeples9• TOSS. Felileg Memory, 10100117 109sslo00 000011114- torrh0oa. impotency. ala, canard by pan 0 11005 • giros '1gor and SILO W ehrankea org0DO, 0513 quickly but Holly m9m000 LOST 21.+x90080 10 old 0870000. Holy cad you will grave strong and happy teem. goat by m0A 1n 01018 wrapper and 9ecnmly ,Holed. 10,10 e. $1 a pen. ca01308 la Tod peoko6 Prlro, 01 a 000008Earle; 1414 for at. goad money In either 0011 0r t3 ad latter, Address ell letters 10 J. T. 0183 minion W000e'r0V11 oNT„ deeat for ib0 minion o Canada. will make a well man cf YOU NEW (VUEt all�jl I The undersigned has open- ed up a Dutcher Shop in the IMAJ Zia EMMA where he will keep"constant- ly on Hand a supply of the Best Meats Procurable, sold at reasonable prices. A share of public patronage solicited. Meat delivered to all ;:,arts of the town. mom. MONEY TO LOAN. Any Amount of Money to Loan ou Farm or Village Pro- perty at 6 & 6 Per Cent., Yearly. Sttait;Li Loans \nith privilege of repaying viten rlaquired. Apply to 4. Hunter, Division Orno't Clerk, Brusgel'.e. ew Harness Shop. D. FRAIN has opened a Har- ness Shop in tit: building North of the Leckie Bkek, Brussels, where he, is ill•en1._e'l to turn out Light and Heavy Harness and attend promptly to repairing. Blankets, Sleigh Bells, Whips, &e., kept in stock. CARRIAGE TRIMMING. I inn prepared to atter; • to all orders for Carriage Trimming, Repairing, dec. Good work and ,Moderate charges. 'rain Brussels. OTC EO D'S Sys 3 derL,bc sAeS;rbl•? VvEA1 d orm 091•:. TESTED REMEDIES R:MEDIES SPECIFIC AND ANTIDOTE For Impure, Weak and Impoverished Blood, Dyspepsia, Steeples0uess,!Palpita- tion of the heart, L:._r Complairt,Neur- algia, Loss of Memory,' Bronchitis, Con- sumption, Gall $taus, Jaundice, Kidney and Urinary Dieeasee. St. Vitus Dance, Female Irreyudaritiee and General De- bility. LABORATORY, CODERICH, ©NT. J. t1. McLE OD, Prop. and Manufacturer. Soltt by; Sas. Fax, Druggist, 11•usscis. 4, 6 and 8 Bails AT THE— '` GET A BOX AND E JOY A GAME,