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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1901-9-26, Page 30 1 8T Nothing But Misfortune in., the Future if You Watch. For It. A despatch from Washington sayel eineunt of trouble, and So he ale - Rev, Dr. Tal go peeached froM the portions it foe fill the days and following text: Matthew vi, 1311, years of our life. Alas, for tbe pol- "Sullicient unto .the day is the 01ell icy of gathering it nil up for ono tberoof." day -or year f Creel thing to Put The. We of every mem, woman and upon the back .of ono camel all Um child is es 'CI(Jeely under the divine cargo intended for the entire care - care as though such person woe° the veal. -1 ever look at my memorae- oely man, woman or child, There dum book to see what eneagements are no itecla ideets, As there is a law mid duties aro far ahead, 'Let oveey of stems in the natural world, so week beer 'its own burdens. The there _is a law .of trouble, a law of shadows of to -day nre,thick enough. disaster, a law of misfm•tune ; but Why implore the presence of other the majority of teoubles of life are ,shadowe ? The cup is already dis- henginary, and the most ef those tasteful. Why halloo to disasters anticipated 'parer come, At any far distant to come and wring out rate, there ie no "cause of comPlaint more gall in the bitterness 9 Aro we against; Clod, Soo how Much he has such champions that, having woe done to make you happy, bis sun- the' bolt in former encounters, we shine filling the earth with glory, can go forth to challenge all the making reinbew for the storm and future ? halo for tho moentain, greenness for HERE ARE BUSINESS MEN the ,mos, ((einem for the cloud, and met able to manage affairs as they crystal fur the billow and procession now are. They cae pay their rent of bannered ilamo through the open- and meet their notes and manage af- ing gates of the morning, chaffinches_ fairs as they now arc, but how if a to Meg, rivers to glitter, seas to panic should come and my invest - eh an t and springs to blossom, and Incas should fail ? Go' to -morrow overpowering ell othee sounds with and write on your daybook or on ite song and overarching all other your ledger, on your money safe, eplendor with its trItunple covering "Sufficient unto tlie day Is the evil up ail other beauty with its gar- thereof." Do not worry about hetes hinds . and outflashiog all thrones thate are far from due. 3)o not pile with its dominion—dolivernime for 0 up on your counting desk the Bal- last world through the Great Ile- andel anxieties of the .elaxt twenty deorner. I discourse of the. sin of years. The Clod who has taken cane BORROWING TROUBLE. of your worldly occupatiou, guard - First, such a habit of mind and ing your 'Ater° from the torch of the heart is wrong, hecamso it puts ono incendiary ene the key 'of the bur - into a despondency that. ill fit e lar, will be 115 faithful in 1010 as for duty. .1 planted two rosebushes in 1001. God's hand is mightier in my gardea; the one thrived beau- than the machinations cif stock the other perished. I found gamblers or the 'plots of political the dead one on the shady Side of demagogues or the red right arm of the house. Our dispositions, in revolution, and the darkness will our plants need sunshine. lexpect- 11Y and the storm -fall dead at army of repulse is the cause of many •leet• secular and rellgioue failures. Fear Se there are Persons in feeble of bankruptcy bus uptorn many a health, and they are worried about fine business and sent, the anan dodg- the future. They make out very well Ing among the note shavers. FetU' now, but they are bothering them of slander and ahem: has often in- selves about future pleurisies and eater] all the long beaked rifeeees!rheum:dimes and neuralgias and lev- et scorn and backbiting. Many of 'ere' Their eyesight is feeble, and ;they are worried lest they entirely the misfoetunes of life, like lavenee, flee if 'you courageously meet thex . pose it. Their hearing is indistinct ,and they are alarmed lest they be- llow poorly prepared for religious I come entirely deaf. They felt chilly duty is a Mall W110 sits down under 1to-day and are expecting an attack the gloom of expected misfortune ! If he prays, he says, "I do not think of typhoid. They have been ;troubled ;for weeks with seine perplexing mal- t shall be answered," If hed and dread becominglifelong in - lie says, "1 expect they will steal Hetleriee _ the money." Helen Chalmers told "'• ,.„_ec care 0 I our 'health lam that her father, Thomas Chal- :now and trust God f(:).; the future. . niers, in Um darkest hour of the his- 33e not guilty of tho blasphemy of th tory of e Pre° Chasking him to take care of you while Church of Scotland . o s and when the trees of the land scoria- sleep with ,your windows tight down .or eat chicken salad at 11 ed to weigh upon his heart said to o'clock at night or sit down on a his ciildren, "Come, let us go out cake of ice to cool off. Ile prudent, rind flay ball or fly hite," and the ana then be confident. -only difficulty in the play wns that Again, the habit of borrowing iris - the children could not keep up. with fortune is wrong because it unfits their father. The lectiheynee and the: .us for it when It actually does come. Summerfields of the Church who did , cannot always have the most good toiled in the sun- 1 light. Away with the horrors 1 I SMOOTH SAILING. They distill poison ; they dig graves Life's path will sometimes tunable end if they could climb so high they among declivities and mount a steep would drown the rejoicings of ha- and be thorn pierced. Judas will von with kiss our check and then sell us for SOBS AND WAILING. 80 pieces oi silver. Human scorn will try to crucify us between two Agate, the habit of borrowing 'thieves. We will hear the iron gate trouble is wrong because it has a or the sepulcher creak and grind as tendency to make us overlook pre- it shuts in our kindred. But we can- seet blessing. To slake man's thirst not got ready for these things by the rock is cleft, and cool waters forebodings. They Nebo fight imagin- lenp into Ills brimming cup. To feed ary woes will come out of breath his hunger the fields bow down with into conflict with the armed disas- bending wheat, and the cattle come ;tors of the future. Their animunie down from the (Amer pastures to aloe will hare been wasted long be - giro him milk, and tho orchards yel- fore they come under the guns of low and ripen, casting their JuieY real misfortene. Boys in attempting fruits into his lap. Alas, thea to jump a wall sometimes go so far meld such exubernece of blessing hack in order to get impetus that man should growl es though he were 'when they come 1111 they are exhaust - a soldier on hall rations or a sailor ad, and these long races inorder to on short allowance ; that a man get spring enough to vault trouble should stand neck deep i11 haevests brings us up at last to the dreadful looking forward to famine; that one reality with our streugth gem°. should feel the strong pulses of Finally, the habit of borrowing health marching with regular tread trouble is wrong. because it is unbe- Uncivil all the avenues of life and lief. God has promised to take care yet tremble at the expected assault of us: The Bible blooms with as - of sickeess, that a. man should sit suranees. Your hunger will be fed ip his plensaut home, fearful that your sickness will be alleviated; your ruthless want will some day rattle sorrows will bo healed. God will the brokou window sash with tem- sandal your feet and smooth your pest and sweep the coals from the path, end along by frowning; crng hearth and pour hunger into tho and oponing grave sound the voices bread tray; that a man fed by Him of vletory and good cheer. The sten- who owns all the harvests should mer clouds that seem thunder charg- expect to starve; that one whom God ed really carry in their bosom h01' - loves and surroends with honedic- vests of wheat and shocks of corn tion and attends with angelic es= and vineyards purpling for the wine- cort and hovers over with more press. The wrathful wave will kiss than motherly fondness should bo the feet of the great Storm Walker, looking for a heritage of tears! Has our groat Joshua will command, and God been hard with thee that thou above your soul the sun of prosper- shouldst be foreboding ? Has He ity will stand still. Bleak and wave struck Patinas shall have apocalyp- tic vision, and you shall hear the 'cry of cilds and the sweep of wings and trtunpets of salvation and the voice of halieltda.h UNTO GOD FOREVER. Your way may .wind along danger- ous brke paths and amid wolf's bowl Daid the pare= of tho velture. but the ivay still winds upward till angels guardalit, aed trees of life 0501115011 it, and thrones line it, and Crystalline fountaiMi !cap on it, and the pathway ends at gates that aro pearl and streets that are gold and Cm-1*MB that, are always •open and bills that; quake with perpetual song and a city mingling -forever Sabbath and jubilee and triumph and. corona- tion. Courage, my brother 1 The father dces not give to his son at school enough money to last hiin severed mars, but, as tho kis for tuition and board and clothieg and books tome „in, pays them. So Clod will not give you grace all at once for the future, but will meet all your exigenizies as they coma Through earnest prayer trust Dim. People as - for the grass that cushi9ns the earth crib() the euedess of a certain lino ' and the deeds that curtain the sky of steamers to business skill and and the foliage that w(tves in the forest. Tharik Him for 5 Bible to read and a Sitvitnit (0 (Witter. Again, the habit of borrowing trouble ie wrong became the present Is Stilliciently taxed with tele]. God stinted thy board ? Has He covered thee with rags ? Has He stread traps for thy feet, and galled thy cup and reseed thy soul, and wreck- ed thee with storm, and thundered 'upon thee with a life full of calant Ity ? If your father or brother come into your littnk where gold and silver rtro lying abotit, you do not watch !theist, foe you know they are honest, !but if an entire stranger come by . tee safe yeh keep your eye on him, tor you do not knbtv his designs. So some men treat God ; , NOT AS AFATHER, IAA a stranger, antl abt sospiciously toward hire, It, is 'high the you hegan to thank Gad Vol. present blessing. Thank 1Iii for your child - rem hupper, buoyant and bounding. Praise Min for your home, with its fountain of song and laughter. Ad- ore Him for morning light and even- ing shadow. Praise Him for fresh, cool water, bubbling from the rock, leaping late the cascade, soitielig in the mist, falling in the shower, dash- ing against the rock aad clapping its hands in the tempest. Love Him know not the fact that when that lino of stemners started the wife of the proprietor passed tho whole of each day when a stetoner started in 1)1113701 to God for 1 1.8 safety and the X.arge hrtereet Money to PaY will soon eat up et farni, 11. etore, an (tee tate, and the Interest on borrowed teoublee Will eavamp onybody. "SO 0e/ea Mato the day Is the evil' thereof." TRXATING SOLDINRS. Fortunes Spent in Tobacco and :LiejAer by His Admirers. A Eon of a, Yorkshire farmer al- ways had 'a "hankering" after the arnlY, but his parents were obdur- ate, arid his military ardour filially found vont in a modified fofin of sol- diering in the Yeoinallry, which those clays was rogercled as a klnd of War Office jolje. The father of the young fellowit question died, and left the farming besiness, which was a good one in this �11S0, to his Son. The lattoi felled to give the application to the work which it required. He was con- stantly driving in to the neareet garrison town, where a regiment of Dragoons were stationed, aad he spent most of his evenings either at the sergeant's 111085, or with i11111 - thaw conmanions in the town. Ho would not allow the soldiers to pay Rn. anything if he could prelent it, and lie spent money at a much faster rate than he could make it. Ile had inilitary friends at the farm for week -ends and treeted them handsomely in the matter of drinks and cigars. There could only to ono enci to this sort of thing and it came. Ile had to dispose of his farming in- terests to Meet claims, and got out of it with but a few pounds in his pocket. With the aid of friends he went out to America and begaa life again on a cattle mech. Harold Freemen, a young 'fellow of thirty, came unexpectedly into a sum of 52,500. He was a machinist at a saw -mill with a wage of 57 a week. He throw up his job and set out to enjoy himself: He went to L011f1011, and after a fortnight there, went ori to Aldershot to see a friend who was -a corporal in a line regi- ment. HE. LIKED TITE SOLDIERS, and he spent all his time and his money between Aldershot and Lon- don with his soldier friends.' At the cud of three months he had not a Penny in the world, and was seeking a job at his old employment. As he was a good hand at his work, he sueceeded in getting a job at Hull, out Ile could not shako off his pro- pensity for treating soldiers when- ever he crane across them when his funds allowed. The dockyard towns of Plymoutlt, Portsmouth, and Chatham are not without their instances of the kind. Apart from the„men who come off a foreign station and on being paid off, "brew the lot," there are dev- Mane who beggar themselves in an excess of admiration for the handy - Man. A few years ago two men frone Wolverhempton, who came down to Southsca with an excursion and had unwisely brought all they had with them, spent (tbout £80 in two days "signifying tho mune in the usual Inanner," with blue -jackets 00(1 marines. When they had paid for a wire to a friend for the ainount necessary to take them home, they were penniless. Fortunately they were single men, and had merely to return to the process of "saving up." IL B. Syors, who had 1C1.600 left him a few years ego, went through every penny at Chatham, teeating sailors 011(1 marines. It was not all "blewed" in treating to drink and music hells, for he bought, all sorts ref things allowable and forbidden to 111010 111 hospital, including scores of pounds of tobacco for convalescents, while ho sent, motey to needy rola.- tires of his naval hiends. When last hoard of he was a patron of a "doss- house" in London, but Chatham knew him no more. 311 must not be inferred for one moment that soldiers and blue- jackets arc generally guilty of "sponging" on generous civilians, for there is nobody more opo -hand- ed and generous than eur soldiers and sailors 1511011 they have the wherewithal, but occasioilally indi- viduals of the- above Character crop up, and they insist. upon dams the thing well to the total depletion of their own funds. TOO PARTICULAR. A business man who had eaten a meal at a restaurant where he fre- quently took ids midday luncheon walked up to the cashier and said: I find I haven't a cent of change about me to-duy. If you will kindly let me owe for this until I come in again, which will certainly be in a day or two, X will square up then. The cashier was not a good judge Uf human nature, or was under the 1111111e1101) of a momentary irritation, for she replied : We don't run any accounts at this shop. If you haven't anything to pay with, you can leave something with us as security. I didn't say I hadn't Italy money, the customer rejoined. X said I had no change, Please take tho amount of my check out of this. And he took a flIty„-clollar bill out of his pocket -book mid handed it to the astonished cashfor. It wilt be bettet to pay it now, perhaps, he added, 1,1100 to leave somethieg as .Sacurity, for you will not be likely ,fM see Me here again. Thon pielsing up his change, which comprised ,about all the money the cashier could find in the establish- ment, lie bowed and walked out. o THE ROYAL KITCHEN AT ST, PETIORSBURG. The Walla and ceilings nee of black mettle, covered with valuable orna- ments. T110 kitchen utensils aro of solid gold, end date back to the thno of the Empress Catherine. Their value is $50,0e0, and there are ainong them several saucepans worth 5250, while a fish -kettle is Worth . 55,000. The kitehen staff consists of 267 persons, aed the head cook .eceives a salary of 550,000 a. year. Six other cools (men eaelt from 55,- 00 to 57,500. Seceess of the line. rut. eVeeything. lees that we all toted eartain in Clod's hands and leave it there. THE S. S. LESSON. ATTEIMATIONAL LESSON Sept, P9. Text of the Leseon,—Ceraprehen- sive quarterly 134mi:ow—Go3d- en Text, Ps. ciii.,17. Lesson I --God, the Creator of 0,11 things (Gen. i, 1; 11, 13). aoltleo Text, Gen, 1, :1, "in the beginning God dated the haven ned the earth* 'To my 1111141 0110 Of /110 greatest and mest precious truths in the first, two chapters in the pible is that of God working uniiiiidererl; God Ike th.eatbr of ail thing's in heaven and on eavtli, to ivhom nothing Is too wonderful (jar: xxXii, 17). When Ho who connnanded the light to thine out of daeknoss shiees la our hearts to glvo the light of the loniar- ledge of tile glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ (1I Cor. iv, 6), we are from that time on earth for and la partnership with Hun that 00(1 111 ell things may be glorified through Jesus Christ Pet. iv, 11). Lesson IL—Beginning of sin end re- demption,' (Gen. ill, 1-15.. Golden Text,' Rohn. v, 20; "Where sin abounded grace did much more abound." Here is the a:Arnim° of the great enemy, the devil, tbe adversary of God and man, who continues es stteh all through the Bible story to Rev, xx, where he goes to Ms own place forever. in verse 15 we have the promise of 0 Deliverer who, though He shall suffer at the hands ..of the adversary, shall finally con- quer him. In verse 21 we havo the inost simple illustration of the way of redemption, and in verso 24 the glony of the redeemed in paradiee re- stored is taught by the cherubim. Lesson Ill.—Noah saved in the tuec (Gem rill, 1-22). Golden Text, Gen. vi, 8, "Noah feund grace in the eyee of the Lord." Chapter iv tells of the division ',among those who wor- shipped Gocl as set forth in Cain and Abel, the one refusing Cod's way and the other accepting it. As years' passed on the increase was on the side of those against God 1,111 all flesh became so corrupt that God de- stroyed all with a deluge, sparing only Noah and his family, through whom to people the new earth. The great practical question is, Ani X in the ark, the true ark, Christ Jesus, in whom alone is redemption? Lesson IV.—God calls Abram (Gen. xii, 1-0). Golden Text, Gen, xii, 2, "I will bless thee and make thy name great, and thou shalt Ice a bles- sing." Hatred of God is again spe- cinlly manifest at the tower of Babel, where God stopped them in their re- bellion by the confusion of tongues. Notwithstanding this, men fall away iuto idolatry, and from the mass of idolators God calls Abram to be ,a. man wholly for Himself and the fa- ther of a people whom ate can sepai:- ale from all other people and bless them that through them Ilo may bless others (Ex. xix, 5, 0; xxxiii, 16), Lesson V,—Abram and Lot (Gen. xiii, 1-18), Golden Text. Math. vii, 12, "Whats.oever ye would that men should do to you do ye even so to them." It 'meanie necessary because of the wealth of these two men in (looks and herds that they should se- parate, Their men who kept the flocks were striving -among themsel- ves in the presence of the heathen, and this was a dishonor to God; so Abram, to whom God had given all this land, magnanimously gives Lot his choice. Lesson VI.—God's promise to Ab- ram (Gen. xv, 1-18). Golden Text, Gen. xv, 1, "I am thy shield and thy exceeding great reward." This is the chapter in which so many words are used for the first time, such as "fear not," believe," righteousness," etc., and here is the first promise of the seed as the stars of heaven. Abram is becoming increasingly scp- seated unto God, and God is becom- ing increasingly real to hint The adversary is ever suggesting .loubts and fears 0 11(1 seeking to turn his eyes to the circumstances, but "I 0111 thy shield" should dispel all fear. Lesson VIL—Abrabain's inteeces- sion (Gen, xviii, 16-88). Golden Text, Jas. v, 16, "The effectual, fer- vent prayer of al righteous inan avail- eth mech.." He who had dined with Abraham and n.ow talked with him was none other than Ile W110111 WO kllOW as our great High Priest who ever liveth to make intercession for us, and tile ministry of intercession, as set forthein Rev. Andrew Murray's book with that, title, is one of our greatest privileges. Lesson V11.1.—Abraharn and Isaac (Gen. xxii, 1-14). Golden. Text, Mb. xi, 17, "By faith Abraham, when he was tried, offered up Isaac." This is the most remarkable type of the sacrifice of Christ In the Scriptures. Abraham and his 'only son aro so stemestive of Clod ana His only be- gotten Son. Isaac submissively bear- ing the wood on which he was to be offered, and the father, with the fire end tho knife, making the picture complete ill ON'OrY [WWI. 'r110 ram sintering in Isaac's stead, taking his Place on the alter, reminds Us of Cheiet as our substitute, dying In our Dlace, Lesson XX.—Tsneus the peacemaker (Oen. xxvi, 12-25). ' Golden Text, Math, v, 9, "Blessed are the peace- makers for they shell be called the children of God." Abraham would not strive for that which WWI right- fully hie, but relive yielded to Lot that God might be glorified. Isaac In like manner yielded to the tines property that was rightfully his, and God was glorified in lihn, 01111 the Philistines said, "We saw ceetainly teat the Lord was with thee" (xxvi, 28). 33y meekness and submission and yieldedness God is glorified; nut by aseerting ourselves and oar rights. Lesson X. --Jacob at Bethel (Oen. -X707111, 10-22). Golden Text, G en. xxviii, 16, "Surely the toed this place." Groat was the grace of God to thin penitent MA untVorthy nan, opening heaven to him and giv- lig hini the most, previoue asserences forgiveness and constant care and ttlro,blesIng. All the promises of God shall surely be kept, and per - armed (11 (1oy, 1, 20; der. sat 20), Qv lle .15 faithful. 1Ie cannot deny , LOSSOn XL— Jacob 10 prince with (led (Gem xxxii, 14313). Uoiden 'Inxt Lithe xvill, 3, "Men ought always to prey foul not to faint." Our hem- retily Pother is ever longing to do great things for Hie people that His power May be mien, that Ile May be glorified, but we are not to be so full of ourselves thet WO .1110‘101' 31111) by our plaindeg and striviug aua (10 - Lesson XII. --Temperance lesson (I'rov. xxiii, 20-85). Golden Text, nioy. xx, 1, "Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging, and whoso. ever is deceived thereby is uot wise." There is no salvation from the sin of strong drink or any. other Sin except. in 111111 who Ivas Made sin. for us, who bore our 80110155 and carried our griefs, who for us wan a man of 801TOWEi and acquainted with grief, +.--- R.ACE WITH A TIGER, A Frenchman's Adventure in the IVIalay Peninsula. A race for life on a bicycle from a man-oeting tiger e01111118 101010 like a passage from a novel of adventure than it does like an actual event. Yet 'Monsieur If. Rosily, the noted French author, traveller and sports- man, claims to have taken part in just :melee. race In the Malay ronin- sula. Me says : A bicycle gleaming under a shed caught my eye that first morning at IsTieuw,enhuys plantation. I could not resist the temptation—I had not ridden since leaving Franco. So I sped along among the rico and coffee fields for about six miles, until X found rayself ha the heart'of a forest. While I was enjoying the beauty of the place there WAS a crunching of branches, and X became conscious that something massive and light- footed wns approaching, Thirty yards front where I eat O. tiger had issued from the jungle. I dared not 111050 a finger. To reach my bicycle I must get to tho road. This was impossible without attracting the atteution of the brute, and in two leaps he would be upon me. With extreme nonchalance the tiger at length turned toward the depths of the forest, 37 could bear it 110 longer. 1 tore from my hiding place, clambered over intervenhig obstacles, caught the bicycle. and ran along- side, any hands on the handlebar. In a flash, as37was mounting, I caught sight of the great body crouching for tho leap, I heard the tiger at the first bound land not far behind Inc. In the minute space be- tween the first and second bound I got myself well stinted and balanced for the struggle. His foerth bound brought the tiger very, near. Tho next time ' felt the Wind of his fall. A. second later his shoulder or paw touched the tire and made me swerve. What I no longer feared or even thought of now happened—I lost one pedal, then both. I regained them with some trouble, but on ac- count of the delay a claw once more grazed iny rear tire. Al, this instant tve came to a very narrow bridge—two boards side by side over an irrigation canal. The wheels went over it true as an arrow The passage must have slightly re- tarded the awful thing behind me, for although X dared not look be- hind I felt him to be farther off. We were now betWeon two fields of bananas. A small treo had been cut and thrown on the road so that it completely barred the way. There was nothing to do but try to go ever it at top speed. I sailed- right In furiously, and although nearly thrown over, I succeeded in recover- ing ray balance—went on, reaching a smart elective, and rolled down like a cannon -ball. At a turning of the road the plantation buildings came in view. 3 cannot, say when the tiger aban- doned the race. But when I shot ainid the group of my Mende, fell and scrambled to my feet completely out of breath and my eyes bulging out, my first instinct was to look around in the expectation of finding the brute at any heels, ready to slay us all. For Week afterwards I ran that race again in day-drenans and awful nightmares ; and every time I passed in front of my mirror I saw myself as haggard as a lunatic. . THE LARGEST PRISON, In France, at the new prison, which is about eight miles from Paris, the authorities show their be- lief ha fresh air and sunshine, and the prison is 0. model sanatorium. The prison is the largest in the world and takes the place of three old ones. It is built in a very simple style, but covers, with its floral gardens and residences of officials, more than half to square mile. There are as molly as 1,524 cells, but as there is De:commode-, tion on the association system for I about 400 more prisoners, the total it will contain is 'considerably over 2,000. LARGE IMOCICS SHEEP. Austrnlio is tho wool centre of the world, for it possesses more than 100,000,000 sheep, raid it cuts enough wool from their backs to being In 5100.000,000 a year. It has some of the largest flocks of 81Mcp ON'Or gathel 00 together, and Job's cattle upon a thousand hills cannot compare with them. In proof of this lee may mention that there aro a hundred men in Now South Wales alone who each own 50,000 head there are hundreds more who hase 20,000 heacl ; four hundred who efteh have 10,000, and many who Own flocks of 1e000 rind upwards. There aro twenty-one men who eath own :100,000 sheep. Muggins le not 'handsome, and he knows it. When hie first baby was born he asked: Dors it look like 11109 Of 0011550 they replied in the maim- etive, Moll, said lie, with a sigh, break it, to my wife gently, ODDITIES Ill ORATORY. NEMORABLE SPEECH -ZS 117 THE Baxnsa. 00253110170, A Speiater ICillecl By Long -Wind- ed Oratory.—Mr, First Experience, "The House is empty teed so are Our stomeelis'I pray you, therefore, enjoern tho debute for ono hour," was the appeal wrung from 1.1 101)5- 110111:411g member of the Nouse of Conn -none more than two centuries and a half ago by a wearisome 5120- 0 1511 o11 7)n1( 11,01015r 111111P50837amt proeyete171ries 31,t8.to conscience if ever men leas, refused to adjourn the debate, with the re- sult that a little later he fainted front exhaustion In his cludr, and 'was removed ueemnscious to his resi- dence, where he shortly expired, victim of long-winded oratory. It is some kind of consolation to the moddee legislutor who yawns through a speech an hour long on Some "subject of parochial interest" that he did not serve his country in days when a single epeech sometimes made a serious hole in a, week of a session ; although it is true that some of these speeches one would give much to bare the privilege of eittieg through even, 11011% When in 1787 Sheridaft spoke for three hours on Burke's proposal that Hastings should be impeached, his last sentence was more eagerly lis- tened to than the first ; and he sat down amid a scene of each enthus- iasm that it wns unanimously agreed to adjourn until the House resumed a "calmer and more judicinl mood." Sheridan's last speech in this his- toric debate occupied no less than four days ; and his oratory was so captivating that not a. siugle rnem- ber, ie. a House crewded to sellout - Lion, who heard the first words of the speech missed a word of the "finest oratorical effort of the cen- tury." Another abnormally long speech, which was by eonimon consent far too brief, was Lord Palmerston's ni..0QUENT VINDICATION of his claims on the Greek Govern- ment for Don Pacifico. This historic speech, with its famous declaration, °iris Romansum, lasted exactly five hours, and as even Mr. Rdebuck, Lord Palmerston's adversary at the time, said, "It would be impossible far five hours to pass more quickly or delightfully." When Sir Robert Peel, in his mem- orable speech on 27111 January, 1846 brought the repeal of the Corn Laws before the House of Commons, he spoke for nearly four hours to a House which lals eloquence and powerful argument enchained to the last moment. Mr. Gladstone many times eclipsed this record ; and it will be remem- bered that Mr. Biggar on one oc- casion claimed the ear of the House for over five hours. A story is told of a member in the early days of last century who, after speaking for three hours, suddenly collapsed in his seat to the undis- muishod relief of the few members avho had survived his oratory so long. To their horror, however, he almost immediately stood up again, and, after apologizing to the Speak, - 01' for his interruption to his speech caused by a pain in his side, he said "And now, sir, I will proceed with iny opening remarks." But while some orators have claim- ed the attention of the House: for hours or even days, there have been others of at least equal natural elo- quence who have been content with seconds. When a certain young member, who is now a man of weight and elo- (1001100, stood up some years ago to make his maiden speech, ho gazed helplessly nround him for a moment, made an effort to articulate, and then ignominiously resumed his seat wrnrour UTTERM A WORD. The honorable member who suc- ceeded him, with very questionable taste, congratulated him on "having made the most powerful speech" on his side of the question in debate. "since silence was the most eloquent expression of the views of his party." This taunt so stung the "maiden" member that when next he "caught tho Speaker's eye" he made a speech of such eloquence and stinging sar- casm that 410 eat down amid a tor- rent of applause, When Lord Guildford made his maiden speech in the House of Com- mons his experience was so painful that he decided never to repeat st. "I managed to speak two or three sentences, " he afterwards confessed. "when a mist began to rise before my eyes. I then lost my recollec- tion, and could, see nothing but the Speaker's wig, which swelled and swelled and swelled until it covered the whole House, 1 then sank back on my seat, and never attempted to speak nein. 011 one historic oseasion oven the Earl of Chatham experienced the miseries of an oratorical collapse. He (maned his speech with the words "Sesser, Mr- Speaker," which not unnaturally tho lloese greeted with O roar of .surprieed laughter: The statesman glared around fiercely and indignantly, and repented in tt loud- er tone, "Sugar, Mr. Speaker." A.gain the House was convulsed ; and when a third time the hon, member shrieked, defiantly, "Sugar, Mr. Sneaker," ,the [louse was seized by such 0 prolonged paroxysm of laughter that Mr. Pitt resumed his seat with disgust. liEEDL,E-T1 1 READING MACHINE A machine which threads ono 1:11011- 1011(1 needles a minute is at work in St. Gall, Switzerland. The purpose of the machiee is to thread eeedles that aro placed afterwards in an embroidery loom for Swiss or Hamburg lace. The cleviee is al- most entirely automatic. It takes the needle front a hopper, carries it 1 along, end threads, ties the knot, 1 cuis the thread off a uniform leegth, then Ce1-e108 1 110 needln ncross 011 1 open space and stithe it in a reek. The work of threading these needles 8011 formerly done by hand. TOIT1II'8 LITTLE EINES. 33/174.W T1117 BRITXS17 soxaan • IVIJST ROT 1710. Must N'ot 'Whistle 'Dead 2541eb111 Go In Shirt Sleeves, or Wxite .Lettors to 3?apers. At any moment Tommy nuty (ma himself 41, prisoner for doing an 111- iweent act, tvhich an ordinary citi- zen can do, not merely meth legality but also with the knowledge that tale whole force of 111e British 31110. pire is theoretically at Ms back In order to ennble Min to, let us say', weal, his hair 111 whatever fashion Pleases 10111, or whietle any tunee bit may think fit, always aesuaning ,thot h3 does not, cause annoyance to the public in so doing. It is 011 account of this that such a large proportion of yoUng.soldiere aro punished In the first few months of their service, usually for offences Which the overwhelming majority of them cfici eot believe to be in ex- istence. Most people imagine that an Ii3ng- 11shman's house is hls calitle and that he can do what he likes in it, and come in and out whenever las pleases. Should he be a soldier, however, he would find that the con- trary Wile the case, and that he was under strict military discipline either in his own lionse Or ill his lodgings. Hence, extraordinary as It may seem, a soldier living in lodgings may commit a, crime by go- ing out to buy a paper and paay be punished for so doing I This le an orrenee that frequently occurs nanongst married men who, owing to absence of accommodation in bar- racks, have received permission to. take lodgings in the town they axe quartered in, where they live with tbeir 07.1170S ,and families. THE SHADOW OF mum is always over those men, who ac- cording to the Army Regulations, must not do quite a number of things an ordinary citizen does hour- ly. Por instance, they must not go out after tattoo has sounded in the evening unless they have previously received leave ; hence it will be seen that a soldier who leaves his own house is liable to arrest and punish- ment. Even if he has received per- mission to go out, Tommy must be very careful and not run down the street for some tobacco in his shirt sleeves or stand at the door in bot weather without his tunic, or he will fin(1 that he has committed. 6. crime 1 The regulations say that he must always "appear in public exact in his dress," and exactness in dress in a soldier is defined by an infinite number of orders to break any one of .which may constitute a "crime." Our boots are frequently a plague to ' as. Sometimes they wear down at heel with lightning -like rapidity or they press unduly upon ft favorite corn. We grunable and send them to the shoemaker or go on wearing them in the hope that they will get "used to our feet." Just as if wearing badly fitting boots is not enough punishment, the army au- thorities regard it as a broach of discipline, and woe betide the Tommy who is discovered wearing' down-at- heel or tight boots. Should the leather be hard he win oleo hear of it, for it is his duty to "keep the uppers soft with dubbin or vaseline." A Tommy who shaves off his moustache is guilty of a grave of- fence, and soldiers with musical pro- pensities must bo careful tvfrAT TUNES THEY WHISTLE. Should the mournful straius of the "Dead March" please them, and af they should try to while away the time by whistling that solemn har- mony, they will find themselves con- fined to barracks for SON011 days In Ireland to whistle the "Wearin' o' the Green" is a, ntilitary offence, and her late gracious ItInjesty en - (Jeered herself to the hearts of her Irish soldiers by ordering that the wearing of the shamrock on It. Patrick's Day be 110 longer a crime. Prior to this, several Irish soldiers were every year punished for avearing the emblem of their native land in defiance of the Army Regulations. Men who are ardent politicians will fincl the army somewhat irksome, as they must not attend political meet- ings, nor speak in public, nor censure OS criticise the authorities. A sole dice must not write to the press criticising or commenting on the au- thorities, and if he Writes 41, private letter to his friends and they pub- lish it he will be held responsible, and mihished for a military "crime" in all probability. Absurd as some of the.se "(Mines" natty appear to the nonemilitenar reader, most of them are really se- rious matters when the welfare of a regiment is considered. A. soldier, for instance, with bad boots would be unable to march properly, and we know that battles are frequently won by mnrches. Reverence for the departed. 14 also inculcated by the regulations con- cerning whistling the "Dea.(I March." Although some "crimes" are mani- festly absurdities, still it would be ditilmilt for the officers to preserve discipline were 10 not for regulations , of the above nature. THE LOST FLAG!. As H.M.S. Ringslove was cruising past one of the Solomon group of Islands 111 the Pacifie, the lookout reported that the British ling was not flying. Ari armed body of mar- ines was promptly sent ashore to hmeire the reason. The chief did not according to a :British Columbia. paper, waste words in replying. Ile summoned his favorite wife, ctrul when 4to appeared, pointed to her. She was clothed from head to foot in the missing Union Jack, the flag having been cut and fashioned into 11 loose -fitting blouse and skirt. This, of cows°, does not settle the ques- tion whether trade follows the ling or the flag follows trade in the enn- tori-covered advance of empire, but t, does sleeve conclusively that the mites of the Pncific isleiels, when , hey acquire. ci I i ;teflon, will nut 100(1 to take lessons of their Anglo- Saxon siete)'e in the art of • .0alcing- ever."