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071APTEle IL—Ooetirrued.
She mune in with a beef Mettle ulnae
her lips and kindly iightjjleei
eyee, ' A elender, gracefel girl, 'very
eeld, vory self-contained, with a, sub-
dued, haughtiness thet was born evitl
her, awl was no spurious ollepring o
her Marriage, let full of a, sweet gra-
ciousness that get Most Pertectly up-
on her, She looked only a girl, in
sPite Of lier three years of wedded Wo
rind her motherhood. Her face we
(singularly devoid of colo, being t
elear Ivory; her lips Wore pure; bei
twee rather deeply Set aud very ear
test; beneath them great purpl
ehadows lay-eeheelows that added to
their gravity, but had nothing to do
with deliceme Her dark hair wa
coiled in loose knot et -the back o
her bend,
Dona rose and went towards her
Ievoluntarily she looked past her to
the door, but no eme elee came, In
She received her visitor with a deli-
cious little touch of friendliness, be-
ing, perhape, freer to do this in that
the kindly Soar had admitted no one
but her. Lady 'Valley seemed 'struck
by her and pleased,
"So more than good of you to
ono nn
so soon," said Doe, prettily,
when Lady Varley bad greeted Con-
stantia affectionatelee and Mr. Dun-
das with the courtesy that belonged
to her. By this Unite Donna bad re-
eovered any little embarrassment sho
might have known, If not better
dressed, her gown was, at ail events,
more striking than her visitor's, and
there could be no doubt as to which
avonian had the greatee claim to
beauty, Lady Varley ;night not please
the many. Her face was too pale,
her mouth not prone enough to
laughter. -Sometimes a glance from
the earnest eyes had power to check
unkindly mirth in others. 01 the
soul shining through those eyes few
cared to know. Society likes to
laugh.
"I am so glad to Mid you at home
—to make your acqpaintance really,"
said Lady Varley, in her hew, dis-
tinct voice. "One may go on for
ever leaving cards without knowing
enyone. And half feared this
lovely day might have tempted you
to go out."
"Men one has only just come to a
new place there are so many little
things one must see to oneself, if one
ie to live." answered Donna, who
never did anything. She put on
quite a little housewifely air, that
sat charmingly on her and would
have been perfect on a mimic stage.
Lady Varley smiled in quick appreci-
ation, and Mr. Dundee told himself
he had inarried an angel. Coneean-
tia looked down and frowned. "But
I ern glad I could not go out," went
on Mrs. Dundee, with one of her bril-
liant smiles, "as my staying; in has
enabled me to see you." Then quite
suddenly: "Lord Varley did floe come
with you?" She changed her position
and fixed her eyes full upon her vis-
itor as she a.sked this.
"No, unfortunately. On Monday
we hoard of your arrival, On Tues-
day Lord Varley was obliged to go
to Dublin. Business will, 1 um
afraid, keep him there for a. week or
ten days. On his return," she look-
ed at Mr. Dmidas here and smiled
eweetly, "he hopes to call upon you.
Mrs. Dundee and he are, know,
quite old friends."
Her manner was simple, and very
cordial.
"She knows nothing," thought
Donna, watching her closely. Satis-
fied on this point she removed her
gaze, and a faint sigh of relief es-
caped her.
"I am giving a dance on the seven-
teenth," said Lady Varley.
"The invitations have been out
some little time, but 1 hope you will
waive ceremony and come to me."
She flushed slightly. She was still
at heart a girl, and a touch of shy-
ness now and then shone through the
calm that was natural to her.
"That will be delicious," cried Mrs.
Dundee, gayly. "What a charming
chance you offer 200 of seeing all my
neighbors at once, instead of wast-
ing a. month or two over it! Are
they pleasant, these neighbors?"
"They are very much like all other
neighbors, I suppose. Some axe just
as one would have them, some are
--" she paused and smiled expressive-
ly.
Tim smile impressed Mrs. Dundee,
"Constantia's saint can be severe at
Unice," she said to herself, "I won-
der, when a month or two has gone
over our heads, In which category I
shall End myself?"
Chose. To -day elle was Church
and worehipped with vestments and
eaudleeticks; to -morrow Low Church
With a vietuous horror of the ritual.
She had supported the Presbyterian
Minister, who held Ole chapel in tee
loWer mid of the town, end after a
bit had opoely deserted him, end
given, her countenapo to the Meth-
ody parson who spoke to his follow -
at the tipper end. Just now she
s was pleased with the vicar beeauee
ho beta given bee excellent cabbage
plants for the vegetable garden and
- so was pretty erthedox in her views;
O but one could not be sure whither
the. next, Wind would blow her.
She was very likely to hold with
s the tenets of the Church for
SOMO tinie to come because
her mind was fully occupied
with a mission, She adored mese
sione. Sbe bad within the past
month enrolled herself as a inember
of the Blue Ribbon Army, and was
now occupying herself making con-
verts right and left, She entered
with zest into the new erusaue. It
suited her admirably. It gave her
tho power of wounding telly amount
iof ropectable people; it made her
feel more eighteous than those who
still clung to the pernicious glass of
sherry. These she called wine -bib -
bees, and read them long lectures, lei
which the Rechabites largely figur-
ed. She arrayed herself la blue rib-
bons. It was an excellent mission,
and a1 economieal one; it put a full
stop to the wine merchant's bill.
Just now she was bent on the con-
version 01 Mrs. Mulcahy, tho cook,
who now and then used to take
"just a thimbleful nate" for the
good of her "stoinick," she said. To
couvert her—to show her the mar of
her ways, and inchice her to erne-
ment her person with a square inch
of blue ribbon—that Was 3E3,5 MeGil-
licuddy's dream!
"Do you remember 'Thursday fort-
night, Mulcahy?" she asked now in a
sombre tone. On Thursclar fortnight
the thimble bad last boa put in re-
quisition.
"That was the day Mies Norah
broke your enemy cup," said Mrs.
Mulcahy, vela), however, iinderetood
het perfeetly.
"I was not alluding to that map; I
was reminding you of a cup that
should not cheer, and does ivebriate.
You know well to what I (diode, Mul-
cahy. You should learn to resist
that cup."
'I niver was much of a nand at
Munn' anything," said Mrs. Mul-
cahy, deggedev; "an' Jeni now,
anyway, to begin. As to the cup
ye spake of, I niver teke anything
Cart of a cup, save it might be me
tay, and shore ye wouldn't thry to
deprive a poor ould woman of that.
Ochone! I remember well in yer fa-
ther's time, whin—"
CHAPTER III.
"Divil a bit!" said Mrs. Mulcahy.
As she gave way to this powerftzl
remark, she placed her arms akimbo.
"Moderate your language, Mul-
cahy," said Miss McGillicuddy. This
was not Constantin., It was her aunt
—a 8pinster of some fifty SUlitinerS,
who ruled with a brazen arm over
the five luckless orphans whom an
unwise father had left, when dying,
to her tender mercies.
Poor soul! There was very little
money in her liouseheM, and poverty
embitters! All her long life she had
struggled with it; and when the
children came to her, they brought
with them but a scanty pittance that
barely paid far their board and the
somewhat erratic education they had
received, and were still receiving.
Constantia heel been educated by a
distant contortion; Phil, the eldest
brothel., was now going through
Triiiity, helped by the same kind but
cold hand. After Phil came a girl --
Norah, a thin angular little creature
with a shy, expressive face—who un-
derwent an awful tuition ender her
mint. bonstantie teeight her music,
hut Mien McGillicuddy insisted upon
loving the English in her oWn
hands,
"Pi eiras e struggling household; Mis$
MeGillieeddy vent her life trying to
make both ends meet—a. slid employ-
. tient. One luxury She 'allowed hex -
self; that was the poWer of changing
her religious opitious as often tee sho
"Never mind about that interrupt-
ed Miss McGillicuddy, hastily. Mrs.
Mulcahy noticed the haste. and her
small eyes twinkled. She was a
Maze stout, comfortable woman, and
always wore a huge mob cap, as
white as snow, -with no /ess than
four lace borders in it. She nodded
this cap now sapiently. "Keep to
the point," said Miss McGillicuddy
sternly. . "Your habits of intemper-
ance are growing on you, and I
would have you check them before it
is too kite."
"Faix, there's one thing, sure,"
returned Mrs. Mulcahy briskly—that
the dinner will be too late, unless ye
mane it for to -morrow, if ye keep me
here idling much longer."
"Do not call such earnest pleading
idling!" cried her mistress vehement-
ly. 'Do you mean to tell me you
have no desire to save yourself—to
draw back froni the brink—to join
yourself to volunteers who glory in
the blue ribbon and cold water?"
"Divil a bit!". said Mrs. Mulcahy
again, even more strongly than be-
fore. "You've come here to insult a
poor lone widdy, who has stowed you
an' yours faithfully for forty year,
an' 1 tell ye plainly, Miss McGilli-
cuddy, that luck won't come of it.
Went ails ye at all, Miss, to be poi-
nt' an' dhraggini wid them mane -
spirited craturos who would destroy
half the Oracle in the counthry?"
"Publicans and sinners," said Miss
McGillicuddy, in a solemn voice;
"they are bracketed. Down with
theml is the cry 1 wouid hear oho-
ing through the land."
'"Twould echo a long time before
ye got rid of the sinners, at all
events," said Mrs. Mulcahy, "They'll
last oar time. I'm thinking, ma'am."
"Let us keep to the point," ex-
claimed her mistress, nem delighted
in this phrase because sho was al-
ways wandering from it. "Can you
say honestly that you see anything
to object to in this temperance 10070 -
"
"No --no," confeseed other cau-
tiously. " 'Tis chape."
"What do you mean, Mulcahy?"
" 'Tis: chap, I mid. Moil a,
doubt of thnt! Ter friends won't
cost ye notch, anyhow. Tay in the
morning, an' tay in the afthernoon,
tay before ye go to bed, an' ne'er
• dhrop of wine to warm the heart.
Bad cess to such movings, say I.
Arrali! in the oulcl man's time what
a difference there was! Poor ould
=wither, he'd be the last to—"
A merciful fate at this Monient
caused one of the Milky members of
the hoosehold to slip off tha inverted
tub in the Scullery on which he was
standing on tiptoe, with a view to
looking through a. crack in the wood-
work at the sone taking place in the
kitchen, His heart was warm with
a sacred jo' as he listened to the
promising skirmish within. He lind
boon backing IVIrti. Mulcahy so 'vigor-
ously in spirit, that his body got in-
iinted With the enthusiasm, and he
ticked out..
It wee10 disastroes kick. XI: land-
ed hien in an earthenware crock fell
of buttermilk, awl the eplesh, the
crath, the loud shriek thet Would
not be suppressed, all produced a
sensatioe that reduced the belliger-
e»ts In the kitchen to silence.
VOr0 MOltellt oidy. Then 01=1;1-
teneiniely they cried seet" nt tele
top Of their hinge, and met for the
50011107 door. 'The
(4--jhelleY wee his neetee-tholleht,
as he still floundered la the butter -
that his hut hour was 'COMO;
bilt As vengeance Sure cool ewift Was
deSOOnding 111)01.1 a loud knock
at the hall -doer reverberated through
the house,.
MiSe McGillicuddy came to a etand-
still and eo dia the wok.
"Who's teat?" said Mies MeGillie
cuddy, 0407088112g 00 0110 en particu-
lar, yet evidently desirous of en, an-
swer,
"Who would it be but efisther Bar-
ry?" replied mice. Tbere is score ia
her accent, On one point, tvt least,
she ami her mistress were as ono.
They both Objeetecl to Garrett Berry
cte 0. luisbend for Constantin, though
he was a young man of fair means
and good family, though in ene
sense of Me temper as he hadn't
soul belonging to elm alive, at Mast
110 0200 nearer than a cousin. The
young man's visits of late were of
suell frequency as to suggest the idea
that he .found a, difficulty in living
through twenty-four Lourswithout
seeing the yoeuger Mies MeGilli-
ctehlyIlis enock was loud and
buoyant, something like himself. It
aggravated cook and bar mistrees to
the last degree, but it sexed the shiv-
ming Jimmy, standing in the scullery
dripping buttermilk as hard as he
could. Bliss McGillicuddy sailed up-
stairs eager for the fray, and bent
on stopping the irresistible Barry in
the hall; but fate, and Minnie, the
parlor -maid were too 1011011 for her.
Mr. Barry—as she entered the
(hewing -room feeling somewhat baf-
fled—eh° diseovered sitting there,
beaming upon Constantia—who, in-
deed, was beaming back at hini in
what her aunt called o. most un -
maidenly way.
Just now she was smiling delicious-
ly, and it was ovideet that the young
man sitting near her was in the very
paradise of contentment. Constant-
ia was charming. She had the pro-
verbial Irish eyes—blue-gray, rubbed
in by the proverbial dirty finger,
Lovely eyes they were; coy, coquet-
tish, alluring, repelling, as the owner
willed. Her mouth was a firm little
member, 110 nose seem,. She looked
always as good and -true as she was.
Her figure was as lissome and pliable
as a willow wand; and when she
stood erect, with her lips laughing,
and her eyes gleaming at you from
under their long inshes, I can tell you
she Was a thing to deetun of. She
WAS, indeed, a thing whom many
dreamt of.
"Ah, how d'ye do, Miss McGillicud-
dy?" sele Barry, rising to Ids feet
and advancing towards that gaunt
spinster, with an absolute effusion of
Manner. He was a tall, large -boned,
sunny -tempered young man, with a
mouth that was. alwaete noising an
effort to get at his °nee; this proba-
bly came of much latighte. Ile was
bort, in Limerick, where his people
had lived for many generations, and
where they were much thought of;
but an uncle's will, leaving him a
considerable property in the bounty
Cork, had brought him to that coun-
ty. For the 90.51. siee years he bad
been living in Englaed, and consider-
ed himself specially English it many
ways. He really believed he had
quite an English aecent, for one
thing; but this was an egregious mis-
take; a Limerick man never refomns,
so far as accent goes—and indeed.
Harry had one that, to use an ex-
pression of his own, "you could hang
your bat on." Even here in Cork,
they couldn't. help 'Wondering at it at
times.
"I con suffering Dom no malady, I
thank you," replied Miss McGillicud-
dy, regarding bira with a stoey staro
"my health is perfect. There is no
necessity for you to make such polite
inquiries."
If she had hoped to disconcert Mr.
Barry she was altogether mistaken,
"That's capital," said he, cheer-
fully; "nothing like health. I'm just
like you, as strong as a horse."
"I'm not a horse." returned Miss
McGilliceddy; "nor yet as strong as
One. 'Your similies aro not only
wide of the mark, but—"
"Quite So,” interrupted he wisely.
"You are looking uncommonly well,
though, let me tell you; any amount
better than when last I SUN you,"
"Which was exactly twenty-four
home ago. Is it yeti', honest 09111e
ion, Mr. Barry, that people change
much ii that short space of thne?"
"Ilours—is it really only hours?
Faith, I thought it was years," said
lie. He accompanied tide speech with
glunCe at Constantia full of ardent
affeetion.
Sho smiled (in spite of the trepida-
tion she was feeling), through force
of habit probably, and perhaps be-
cause she lilted the glance, and Miss
liecaillieuddy saw Jim-.
"To 001110 people," she said sternly
"lies are acceptable; to one posseeeed
of rugged virtue they aro not!" She'
paused. Evidently, Constantia 1e-1
presented the "some people," she the
"rugged virtue."
"It's a lovely clay, isn't it?" said i
he.
"les it?" returned Miss McG1llicu(I-1
dy, with an uncompromislug glance.
Constantin, who was now veey ner-
vous, burst out laughing.
"One can see that for oneself," she
said. She grow frightened when she
beard eer own laugh ring mit—not
so much of her aunt as becalm of
her; ono never knew, indeed, what
silo was going to say next. She was
beginning to hope that the etteth
would open and swallow her up
quickly, when again the door "MIS
thrown open and "Mr. Featherston"
was announced.
To be Continued.
PUT 1115 FEET ON IT.
yoer wife ever bake a
chocolate cake ? asked Nuwed cau-
tiously.
Loads of em, replied Oldeved,
proudly ; why ?
Well, my wife baked her first one
yesterday and placed it out on the
.porch to cool1 came along and
tholight the thing was ti hassock.
Loudon has 22/ aldermen.
Its Jenny that you Should be mo
tali. 'guar brother the artist, is
short, Isn'e, he 1 lIo (abeently)—Yes
usually.
ei6VSSVOST4ss
Household.
tMs Vnstiosi
VOA THE COOE. •
Shrewsbury belseei Ingredien1.5/
Three-quartere Qf 0 pound of butter,
0110 'mend and 11 half of flow, halt
an ounce 01 earrieway seeds, half
pollnd of sugar, two eggs, and a lit-
tle Mile. 'Ruh the buttee into the
flour, Add the sugar, and ?nix 09ine
to Orm paste with the eggs and mile,
royal into bans, roil out to. olio -
third 01 1011. inch tiliOlo, stip into a,
fancy shaped rolled, and bake in a
steady oven.
Vienna Stogie—Oho"; one pound of
lean beef very fleely, 00000011 with
mit, pepper, nutmeg, . and a, little
chopped shallot. Mix all thoroughly
with a beaten egg. Divide this quan-
tity into six portions and with a lit-
tle flour for ieto balls, Fleeter;
each to about the thickness Of an
inch etc' then egg -wash ancl dip into
wbite bread crumbs. F17 each in
clarified butter for fifteen minutes,
serve a poached egg on each and
poor a little brown sauce round.
Make 'Tomato Sauce as follow,
aao. It will keep fer yeers. Peel one
gallon of ripe tomatoes end five
poas of red pepper, Cook until ten-
der. Strain through a coarse cloth,
then air thoroughly into it two 0012 -
cos of gait, two ouneee of black pope
per, half an °tine° of white mustard
seed, half an ounce of allspice; adcl
ono pint of vinegar. Boil very 'slow-
ly in' a jar stood inea pan of boiling
water for three to four hours; while
still warm bottle and cork,
Timbale of Vermicelle—Put 111 a
saucepan one quart of milk, with' a
quarter of a pound of granulated
Sugltr, 0110teaspoonfel, of vanilla ex-
tract or any preferred flavor, and
olio teaspoonful of good butter;
;viten at the 'boiling poiet add half a
pound of vermiolli, Cook twenty
minutes, remove from the fire and
cool. Add to the vermicelli two
whole eggs, mix well, and lastly four
tablespoonfuls of whipped cream. Mix
again. Butter 0. quart mould, pour
the vermicelli in it. Put the mould
in a deep pan half filled with hot
water. Bake in o. hot oven for twen-
ty minutes. Put o rouoci hot plate
over the moul01 and turn the timbale
out. Serve roend it a hot marine:
lade tif fruits, the kind to suit the
taste.
Chocolate Ice Cream.—Bring
milk to a boil; mix tWo heaping
tablespoons sifted flour with 1 cup
sugar, add 2 eggs and beat until
light. Stir this mixture into the
boiling milke and cook twenty mine
Irtes, stirring almost constantly.
Put 2 oz chocolate in a small sauce-
pan, and edd 4 tablespoons sugar,
and 2 of boiling water. Cook until
moon, then add to the other cook-
ing mixture. When cooked twenty
minutes add the remainder of -the
cup of sugar, and i. qt rich cream.
When cold freeze.
00111 Sauce.—For this, 6 (its grapes
with the pulps slipped out of the
skins are used. Boil the pulps until
soft, then put through a sieve to re-
move the seeds. Chop Inc five large
onions, 3 peppers and the grape
skins, and add 2 tablespoons salt, I
qt vinegar, 3. of sugar, and the
strained pulps. Cook until thick.
Crab Apple Jelly,-eWash fruit, cut
in quarters, cutting off steins, blows,
and all decayed spots. Pour over
wttter until it is just in sight, bole
up quickly, and -11,S 00021 as tender,
strain through cheesecloth. Don't
let it stand one second after the
fruit is tender, for if it coolcs until
it falls apart or is mushy, the scum
will not rise, and the jelly will be
cloudy. For the ;same reason the
fruit must be nnderripe, perfectly
hard, though not green, After
straining, measure the juice, and put
over the 111.e. Boil up quickly, then
add measure for measure of granu-
lated sugar. Boil not more than fif-
teen minutes, skimming as necessary.
--
THREE ESSEhTTIALS TO HEALTH
One of the mistakes of women Is in
not knowing how to eat, et a man
is not to be fed when she is,she
thinks cop of tea and anything
handy is good enough. If she needs
to save money she does it at the
butcher's cost. If she is busy, she
will not waste time in eating. If
she is unhappy she goes without
food. A ivoinan will choose ice
cream instead of beefsteak, and a
man will not.
Another of her mistakes is in not
knowing when to reste If sho is tir-
ed sho may sit down, but she will
claim stockings, crochet shawls em-
broider dollies. She does not know
that hard 1701.0 tires, ef she is ex-
hausted she will write letters or fig-
ure her accounts. She will laugh at
you if you- hinted that reading or
writing could fail to rest her. All
over the country women's hospitals
flourish bectinee Wonlen do not know
how to rest.
Another mistake on their Ilse Is
constant worrying. Worry ,and hur-
ry are their enendee, and yet they
hug them to their bosoms, Women
cross bridges before they come to
them and even build bridges. They
imagine misfortune and run out to
meet it.
Wooten nye not jolly enough. They
'make too eerioes business of life and
laugh at its little humors too sel-
dom. Men cell stop 111 the midst of
perplexity nnd have a hearts, laugh.
And it keeps them youtg. Woinee
cannot, and thet is tho 0110 1e05011
why they fade so early, There are
other retasons but we will Pass them
now. Worry not oely wrinkles the
lace, but it withers and wrinkles the
mind, Have a hearty laugh once in
a while; it is a good antiseptic and,
will purify the, mental atmosphere,
drive aWay evil imaginings, bad tem-
per and other ills,
,SIMPLE WAYS FOR RICle.
Someone asked for simple ways for
cooking rice. Here are a few ways
width arc both eimple and theaP:
Creamy Rice—One pint, milk, e- cup
rice, 2 tablespoons sugar and cup
raieins, neat Slowly to boiling
point, then bake in a modernte oVen.
OM or three hours,
Rice Waffles—Ono And one-fourth
0 Milk, .9 tahlespoone tiegar,
tablespeen Melted butter, 3, egg,
teaspoon Balt, 2-8 oup eookee rice,
24 cupe llour and 9e tonepoons bake
ieg powder.
ltice leul0ing;—,S0a1f 9-8 cup riee In
I tit iiitlk, add 3 egg 'Luellen with 1
cup auger, e little Belt and outineg
end helte slowly.
LJM1U' 70 SEW.
111. Is the woman Of limited means
who derives the greatest benefit from
knovieg how 1.0 SOW Well; fOr tile
chief expenee of a gown is not In the
cost of the material, but in the price
aeked for the lualciue. Coneequently
she who makes her own goWn$ May
nifOrd two for the priee of one, eveien
the cost of making is taken out.
Sewing 15 a laseinating work for
those who bave learned to enjoy it.
Aed truly one who 18 capable of eon-
structieg for herself, from a quanti-
ty ef cloth and lining, and all the
Other aceessoriee, or from, muslin,
lace ancl ribbon, a costume that be-
comes her; and is in good style, and
Nvoll-fitting, le nothing less than an
TO 'UTILIZE SILIC SCR,APS.
Floor cushions and even Sofa nn -
lows if the work Is Dee enough, can
bo nlade of odds and ends of silk and
ribbon cut tie for rag carpets, make
the strips 31,5 even as possible mid
about a foot in length. Sew these
neatly and strongly together, then
crochet the strips in single erochet
back and forth on a large wooden
needle or knit them on needles the
size of a lead pencil. If the 'silk ra-
vels it will only imProve the work,
giving it a. chenille effect. All col-
ors may be used, but thoee that
blend eoftly together will be the
most pleasing.
USEFUL HINTS.
Cocoa 10005 that raw tiiste ie it
is simmered for a good eve minutes
after being added to the boiling
milk. Dee plenty of cocoa e.nd cook
it if yen want a good beverage. -
Mayonealee, which one likes to
keep 011 hand for an emergency,
should be kept tightly covered and
in a cool place. It can be kept
longer 5 it is . made without salt,
though it takes longer to make it. -
A delicious fig Oiling for caee is
prepared by trimming the stem ends
from 0110 pound of ligs and putting
them through the meat chopper. Add
a cup of water and a tablespoonful
of sugar and stew gently till as
thick as drop batter, stirring oc-
casionally. Take from the fire, stir
in one tablespoonful of vanilla tend
use when cold. .
Somebody says if you want to
please the ice man and help bim 1111
hie pockets buy a cheap refrigerator
and bargain for your ice by the eon -
son.
Very few people realize that eggs
are scarcely less susceptible to odors
than are milk products. The shell is
P010225, and the albumen absorbs
any odor to which the egg is sub-
jected in spite of the lining mem-
brane of the shell. Don't feed 1.00
hens decayed Meat, onions, fish or
any bad -flavored food unless you ex-
pect the eggs to taste of the °rem -
sive food smells.
STED HOPES.
Toinney Tuff—"Say, Main, -the boys
all say if 11 0011010 the stick in the
baseball game this afternoon, we'll
beat the Hilltops fourteen to one."
Ills elother—.'1 don't doubt it, but
you are going 1,o stay at home this
afternoon and handie the stick for
me, and We'll beat the carpet worse
th an th at."
1115 COLOR.
Poll cein an— "S ay, Du telly, why
doe't you watee your horse?"
Wilhelm. Grausteeyer—"Vat ist de
use? 110 vas a bay,"
PROGRESS IN CHINA,.
ORATORICAL FAILIIREO,
GREAT SPEAHERS WHO
START VERY BADLY,
T'iret Attempts ef Feinete Met
to Speak it the Beitieh Par -
1
It ;mist 'be ii011019etsolation end
enceerageineet to the legielator who
eite down, after inahing his maiden
speech in the Drieish House of Com -
mom with a eeese of abselete fail-
ure, to know that mare/ 01 tile great-
est Parliamentary orators have ead
a einlilar experience,
When Sheridall first eliehe in Par-
liament tie member for Stafford his
speech was pronounced, even by his
friericle,10 hopeiees failure. Several
there be was on the point of abso-
hrte collapse, and lie eat delet amid
a silence which he afterwards con-
fessed was the most terrible thing
Iewi aAslilladadatteeloto,eweirl 1(1cdzio
,lygol jeden.
wbyy 8001 llig a 011320,
temporaries to be the greatest ora-
tor mien in that generation of ora-
ttIoeprsrnpluogrell4stc'smcessful than Sheridan's.
aiden effort was lit -
When he took Ills seat for Oamelford
he made a vow that be would not
open Lis mouth for a whOlo month;
and when he sat down cater hie ilest
speech in condemnation of the con-
duct of LOrd Cbatbaln, at Walther -
en, he was so depressed by a sense
of failure that he, half PethetleallY
and half humorously, declared that
"he wished he had made it a life-
time instead ofea month,"
When Caviling, Brougham's great
rival, first spoke in the 501111110115,
although he came to the House with
a great reputetion as an metier, he
OVERCOME BY NERVOUSNESS.
and consequent confusion that his
speech was a disappointment to all
who heard it, but to none so much
as to himself.
mr. Gladstone, 'the greateet Par-
liamentary orator of -last ceetury,
created anything but n favorable im-
pression by his maiden. speech On
the '21st February, 1888. Of his
eensatione he said, "I was so iierv-
ous that 11 could scarcely articulate
nay words ; and the moment 1 gob
on my feet my mind, which a mo-
ment or two before was crowded
with facts and argument, became a
tz‘bTol'iann'Itt.aar speech was inaudible,
and to those who heard it it was
"pinictuated by painful pauses." He
did much better three months later
when lie sPolce on slavery ; for he
felt so acutely the attacks that had
been made on his father that "indig-
nation put nervousne.se to flight."
and the Words Rowed "like torrents
of lava." It was then recognised
that a new ornior was born to the
House, and a brilliant future was
confidently predicted for the young
.raer, Was ls twenty-one years later
when the present Premier made Ms
oratorical bow to the House in a
51)00011 which Ransard dismissed in a
very few lines. "It would have been
a greater compliment and kindness
to have ignored it altogether," Lord
Salisbury has since declared. But
Mr. Gladstone, always generous in
his praise and ,ippreciation of oth-
ers, saw promise in the halting peri-
ods of the young member for Stam-
ford, and gave him words of treas-
ured encouragement.
The present Duke of Devonshire has
made vast oratorical strides Sinee
his 'prentice effort of forty-three
years ago, although even to -day he
would smile at being called an ora-
tor, His first speech, which was on
the uninspiring subject of Lancashire
mines, was, both to spea3cer and
hearers, -
A PAINFUL PERFORMANCE.
The impression it left on the speak-
er is summed op in the significant
words, "1 never felt so sorry for
anyone in my life," But, then, the
Duke never takes himself or any-
thing quite seriously ; and he would
confese that oratory is not his
strong point. -
Mr. Balemir gave absolutely no
promise of his present skill as speak-
er and debater when the, 11011.Se first
gaVe him an encouraging, if bored,
ear, In 1870 on the subject of sil-
ver. Although lac mune armed to the
teeth with facts and figures, he was
so painfully nervous and confused
that all he was able to do was to
read extracts from his copious Metes
in a voice which few could hear.
When elm Morley went from 1.00
study to Parliament no one, least of
all himself, expected 111111 to blossom
all at, once into a full-blown orator,
but fortunately he -kept his head,"
and although from an oratorical
standpoint his maiden speech meet
rank among the failures, marked, as
It was, by much halting and stone-
blieg, it was, at any rate, a clear
and intelligent contribution to the
abate. '
Di contrast to these oratorical fins-,
os, as indeed many of them may
ably' be described, it is only just
o say that many of crur most bril-
Midi speakers started onl.,their ca -
Ter with colors flying. Sir William
Inrcourt is said to have made the
est maiden 5950011 ever heard le the
House of boirunons ; Mr, Chamber-
lain entranced a crowded House by
his eloquence tool clever debating
power ; Lord ltosebery Won Morels
at his first at-Lempt in "another
111000,'' 1020 Mr. A sq ui th 's first
speech was almost as fluent and co-
gent as Ms latest,
Ellen COURSE EXPLAINED.
I don't think much of a man who
takes 'No' for an a2l8We1', 5110 re -
merited coyly.
Thereupon, of course, he PrePosed
agaiu and Was accepted,
But why, 00 nskecl, did you refuse
I310 112 t110iltol place
I wee thinking' of the fetore, ehe
'replied. If onytlaing ever happene to
mar oue domestic happleess I insist,
upon baying the satiefaction of say-
ing thee I refused you 01100 mid only
yielded fimelly to your importuni-
ties.
1.00,000 people travel daily in Lon -
'don celei, 315,1100 in Parisian,
The idea, prevails that the Chinese b
are an intensely conservative people,
who will prevent, if possible, the in-
troduction of the new Western meth-
ods of living end working into their
coantrynowever true this may be
of the people in general, 11 ie 1101.
true Of them all, as is ehown by the
experience of the special correspon-
dent of the London Times in Canton,
"When I was last here, live years
ago," he writes, "only a few steam
launches, mostly foreign built and
owned, had Made their appearance
on the Canton river. To -clay nenrly
three bemired, almost all 'Chinese
built, and Chinese owned, are doing
a roaring trade, towing paesenger
and ,freight junks up told down the
river, and the innumerable creeka
which inteneect the delta of the 290(4
and north rivers,"
g—
The sovereign, value twenty ell11-
lines, was first used in 1626. In
1600 the largest .eeill in general' tiee
in England was' the noble, value
fifteen
STREET ORM IN LONDON
THE z4vE5Dn1t 0114117 /$
011311 (no TIzgrozpgsz,
Odeleet Oriee pw:::::pitualktio 0
Their Meaning and
Among the signs 01 the last ()aye
of the London 1011500 not one 15
more sonvinclog than the 07 01 1110
lavendee vendor in the streets, 51170
the London 'Daily Nell,
His Cry ig so familiar to London-
ers that oven when his words are not
audible Ms Wares ere well knowe to
be the odorous purple flower e that
housewives love to scent their nePerY
with, shredded from thoir grey stalks
into musliu bags tied up with rib-
bon'bows. It is a pathetic lilt, with
a touch of reproach in it, fie who
ghoul(' say, if you don't buyeeny
pretty lavender, sixteee spikes far a
penny, what is to become of me
when all of you have gene away la-
th the couetry where my pretty lav-
ender grows?.
One of the last of hundreds of old
sing -song hawkers' cries is this. It
has survived, perhers, because the
Javender harvest 701.5 /Myer been gar-
nered. so exelueively into the sliope
as have the reet of the wares the
itinerent hawker 'used to monopolize
and also because it is.still 111 demand
among women, . for its appearance
synchronizes with that of the hoose
moth, a pestilent thief whos,o taste
for woolens and iurs does not include
one for scents.
Tzr, LAVIlThIDER
chant Is believed to have originated
In the days of the plague, when Lon-
don was sore stricken with the dlro
disease, for then It was coosiclored
salutary among tbo poor to wear
eertnin herbs and balsams, just as it
Was modish among thewealthy to
carry gold pouches or vinaigrettes
saturated with the iningent distilla-
tions of herbs and roots, which it
was hoped would act as a disinfec-
tant. Stich being the derivation of
the cry, it would be. reasonable to
suppose it set in the minor key on
Account of the mournful character of
the times, for in 1685 Loudon, was a
sad city and apenie stricken. •
Some students of old-tinie cries,
however, think that the lavender
hawker was a product of still inore
antique times; when Shops were few
amcl 1ar between In many parts of
tho metropolis and everythieg was
borneabout the stecets, and pro-
claimed in musical terms that some
enterprising vendor invented, intro-
duced rued made successful.
ehe days of liein7 V. it is re-
corded that an open-air tradeSinan •••
Wed to stand at the door of Meet-
minster Hall singing in rhyme 111
praise of his fine felt hats and spec-
tacles, and ;that in Eastcheap OVell
the restaurant keepers of the day
CITIED THEIR vitains,
"Ribs of beef and many n. pie!"
"Hot sheep's feet!" "Hot peascod!"
and "Strawberries ripe and cherries
In the risel" "Pepper and saffron"
were Vended together, "rushes green"
for covering 1.00 floors were hawked
in their season, and when oranges
were Bret taken over to that country
they were carried by women in big
baskets, one on the left arm and an-
other on tho head, whose 3110111012,1
distich reng through the streets,
'Fairetronilensioln,s and oranges—oranges
.3w
There are people now who are ale-
morous to stop the cry of the milk-
man, which certainly has degenerated
into a merely rash ruid raucteus shout
instead of the melodious cry it once
was, and it is the coenterparts of
these lovers of peace who are re-
sponsible for the battle that has
been waged for centuries against the
street cries of Loudon, and tho con-
sequent decrease of them. This and
the enmity of the shop keepers to the
street hawker gradually elieninated
him from the thoroughfares and
swept into oblivion bis old cestoms.
The muffin men's bell and the laven-
der mon's song are tetwe of the last
surviving remnants of Lbndon et its
noisiest. The Police .Act ote1.839 111
V077 much to etOp the bedlite‘that
prevailed before, and with its epee -
sing went. the newsboy's horn. vee
When the last blare of the lionee
was heard the familiar cry of the
newsboy in the streets began, and it
eas continued all these years until
quite recently, when the crying of
news also had restrictions placed up-
on it. Tho lbw -pitched cry of the
lavender -seller remains the same. It
"will probably never be interfered
with. It is too old, and by 1.00
many 'cherished.
Ms A11111171015.
Please sir, said a trturip, address -
0.01 elderly gent, could you snare
a copper fOr a bloke wot's down on
his luck
Why don't you work ? said the ,
gentleman.
'Well, yer see, sir, I've had my
bumps examined by a gentleman
wot told me as every num was fitted
for a certain position in life, and
ought to strive after the position he
thought he WaS fitted for,"
00 1 said the gentleman, then 1
51199080 you are etriving after the
posilion you think yourseil qualified
to 1121 ? May I ask what your 1101-
bition iS ?
Yes, said the wenderer, standing
erect, My al/11011On iS to be foreman
wireman for the wireless telegraph.
PROOF.
ITo—What makes.; you think, cleat,
that 7 don't lo-ve you any more ?
She (pouting)—You havelift kiesed
1110 any more to -night than you ever
did.
• •
1:IA1317 TALIe.:.
Slie—Did it ever occur to you what
pour "talkers the men ere ?
Ile—Did you over 001180107 thet,
it is the women who teeth babieli
to say things 7 •
Johnny—Doesn't Uncle Henry 1101)
plum -pudding 7 efazeiniee-Yes, but
the doctoe won'e let 111111 oat ,It.
.iohnny-11 1 11108 101 leg as 111111 lei
1100 to see any doetoe !mop me from
°Ming it,