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THE FRIENDS OF LAZARUS.
Rev. Dr, Talmage Discourses on the
Rich and Poor,
A despatch from Washington says:
-Rev, Dr. Tulmage.prenohed from the
following text: "There was a certain
riot man, whioh was clothed in purple
and fine linen, and fared sumptuously
everyday; and there was a pertain
beggar named Lazarus, which was laid
at laic gate, full of sores, and desiring
to be fed with the crumbs which fell
from the rich man's table; moreover
the dogs bame and naked his sorsa,
[Find it came to pass that the beggar
died, and was carried by angels into
,Abraham's bosom: the rich man also
died, and was buried and in bell he
lifted up his eyes, being in torments,
and seeth Abraham afar off, and
rename in his bosom. And he cried
and said, Father Abraham, have mercy
on me, and send Lazarus, that he may
dip the tip of his finger in water, and
cool my tongue, for T am tormented
in this flame, But Abraham said, Son,
remember that thou in thy lifetime re-
eeivedsttby good things, and likewise
Lazarus evil things; but now he is;
comforted and thou art tormented."—
Luke xvi, 19-26.
We stand in one of the finest private
houses of olden times. Every room
Is luxurious. The floor, made of stones,
gypsum, oral, and chalk, pounded to-
gether, is hard and beautiful. From
the roof, surrounded by a balustrade,
you take in all the beauty of the
landscape. The poroh is cool and re-
tresbing, where sit the people who
have come in to look at the building,
and are waiting for the usher. In
this place you hear the crystal plash
of the fountains. The windows,
reaching down to the floor, and adorn-
ed, are quiet places to lounge in, and
we sit here listening to the stamp of
the blanketed horses in the princely
stables, Venison and partridge,
delicate morsels of fatted calf, and
honey, and figs, and dates, and pome-
granates, and fish that only two hours
ago glided in the lake, end bowls of
sherbet from Egypt, make up the
feast, accompanied with riddles, and
jests that evoke roaring laughter,with
occasional outbursts of music, on
which harps thrum, and oymbals clap,
and shepherd's pipe whistles, What
a place to sit In 1
The lord of the place has been re-
ceiving visitors to -day as the door-
keeper introduced them. After e
while there is a visitor who writs
not for the porter to open the gate,
or for the doorkeeper to introduce
him. Who is it coming? Stop him
there at the door! How dare he
come in unheralded! He walks into
the room, and the lord cries, with
terror struck face, "This is Death,
Away with him!" There Ls a hard
thump on the floor. Is it a pitoher
which has fallen, or an ottoman
which has upset ? Nq, Dives has
fallen,
DIVES IS DEAD
The day of burial has errtved. He
is carried down out of bis splendid
room, and through the porch into the
street. The undertaker will make a
big job of it, for there is plenty to
pay. There will be high eulogies of
him pronounced, although the text
represents him as chiefly distin-
guished for his enormous appetite
and his fine shirt.
The long procession moves on, amid
the ncouatoinee weeping and howling
of Oriental obsequies. The sepul-
chre is reached. Sit persons carry-
ing the body go carefully down the
steps leading to the door of the dead.
The weight of the body on those :ahead
is heavy, and they hold batik. The
relies are left in the sepulchre. and
the people return. But Dives is not
buried there. That which is buried
is only the shell in which he lived.
Dives Le down yonder iu a deeper
grave. He who had all the wine he
could drink asks for a plainer bev-
erage. He wants water. He dues
not ask for a ouptui, or a teaspoonful,
but "just one drop," and he cannot
get it. He looks up and epee Lazarus,
the very man whom he set his dogs
on, end wants him to put his finger
to water and let him lick it off. Once
Lazarus wanted just the crumbs
Croat Divee's feast; now Dives wants
just a drop from Lazarus'e banquet
Poor as poor can be. Ho has eaten
the last quail's wing• He has brok
en the rind of the last pomegranate
Meese the lord has become Dives tb
pauper. The doge of remorse an
despair come not with healing tongu
to lick, but with relentless muzzle t
tear. Now Dives (sits et the gate
everlasting beggary, white Lazarus
amid the festivities of heaven, fare
sumptuously every day.
Well, you see a man may be beg
gated for this fife, hot be a prince in
eternity. A cluster of old rage wa
she entire property of Lszarns H
ears feet and ulcered lege ware an
tnvitotion to the brutes .bis food th
broken victuals that were pitched ou
by the housekeeper, ba!f-chewed
crusts, rinds, peelings, banes, grialle
--about the last creature ,ptlb of
which to make a prinoe, Yet for
eighteen hundred years be has been
nae or the
MILLIONAIRES OF HEAVEN.
No more waiting for crumbs. Ile sits
at the same table with tee kings,
of eternity, biniself one of them,
What wore the forty years of his
poverty compared with the long ages
of his royalty?
Let all the Christian poor be com-
forted, Your good days will be af-
ter a while:. Stand it a little longer,
and you will bo all right. God has
a plate for you among the princi-
palities. Do not be afraid of the
dogs of distress ; they will not bite
—they will help to heal. Your pnv-
erLy may sometimes have led you to
doubt whether you will have a de-
cent funeral. You shall have
grander obsequies than many a man
who is carried out by a procession
of governors and senators. lobe
pall -bearers will be the angels
that carried Lazarus into Ab-
raham's bosom. The surveyors
have been busy. Your eternal. pos-
sessions have been already laid out
by Go'Is surveyors, and the stake that
bounds the property on tbis side is
driven into the top of your grave. and
all beyond is yours You can sifter,' to
wear poor clothes now, when for you
in the upper wardrobes is folded up
the royal purple. You can afford to
have coarse food here, when your
bread is to be made from the finest
wheat of the eternal harvests, Cheer
up! Weeping may endure for a night
but joy cometh in the morning).
See, also, that a man may have every
comfort and luxury here, and yet
come to a wrelebed future. It is no
sin to be rich. It is a sin not to
be rich, If we can be honestly. 'I wish
I had five hundred thousand dollars—
£ suppose I might as well make it c
millrou—I see so much suffering and
trtal every day that I say agate and
again, I wish I had the motley to re-
lieve it, But alas far the man who
has
NOTHING BUT MONEY.
Dives's house had afront door and a
bark door, and they both opened into
eterally. Sixty seconds atter Doves
was game, of wheat use his horses?
he could not ride them; of what use
his rich viands?, he weld not open
his clenched teeth to tet them; of what
' use his fine linen shirts, when be
could not wear them? The poorest
man who stood along the road watch-
ing the funeral procession of Dives
owned more of this world than the
dead gormandizer. The future world
was all the darker because of the
brightness of this, That wife of a
drunken husband, if she does wrong,
und' loses her soul, will not fond it so
intolerable in bell as others, for she
has been in hell ever since she was
married, and is partially used to it.
But this man of the text had every-
thing once, now nothing. He had the
best twine; now he cannot get water.
He had, like ether affluent persons
of the East, slaves to fan bim when
he Wes bat; nowt be is beings consum-
ed. He can afford no covering so
good as the old patches that once
fluttered about Lazarus as he walk-
ed in the wind. Who here will take
Dives fine house, en"i costly plate,
and dazzling equipage and kennel of
blooded dugs, if hi eternity must
be thrown in with it!
See farther in the text the extreme
suffering of the finally exiled', It
bus been a wonder to me why t ni-
versatists rome to my Church, not
merely temporarily, but that they!
hold sittings here, and come to all ,
our services, atad they are among my
best friends, I hold in my hand ales-'
ter which makes it p1, in. The writ -1
er of it evidently believes there is no
future place of punishment. He says
in his letter: "I don't believe Lhaatl
which you preaoh, but tam certain
you believe it, I prefer to bear you
expound the Bible, because you do
not. ignore hell; for 11 the foundation
of your faith is Line, hell to just as
certain as Paradise, and has just as
much of a lac:ality " Now, I under-
• stand it. Men want us to be frank
in the declaration of our beliefs. All
- the world koowa that the leading
denominot:tons in this day believe that
e tiers as a hell as certainly as there
d is a heaven. Why, then, 'slur over
e ' the feat, or try to hide it, or 'declare
o it only wfLh slight emphasis? I am
Irl I an old fogy in my intcrpreeatton of
the Bible. I have not so much tant-
s (act as those men who know bow to
make tin eternity of their own, spin-
-' ning it out of their own brain. Not
having intellect enange to fashion
s an eternity of my own, I tome' aka
Hi • the theory of the Bible,
1 BF SIEVE! Ili A }fel LI
e if I had not been afraid of hell, I do
t not. think I should have started for
heepeu. Toil say, "I will not be
aoared' to that ways. I will not be 5 '
eriteetecl liy any future ample event,'
You are quite mistakesi, I ran
frighten you half to death in five
Minutes.As you are *reeking along,
the .streets, lot me pull down the
house-nteffoldine, weighing two xr
three tons, about your head, and you
will loop as Nvbite as a sheet, whale
youi; heart will thee* lake s
Jeep hemmer, Now, if it is not ignoble
Lo be affrighted about a fabling seta -
fold, 1s it ignoble to bo affrighted
by a threat from the omnipotent God,.
who with one stvoke of his right
bund could crush the unlearn? You
ask how God, being a father, could
Lee us suffer in the future world? .I
answer your question by asking how
God, being a When', can ;let eufforieg
be, iu this world ?Moll me wby be el-
bowed that woman to 'whom I admin-
istered the hoig antcrament this af-
ternoon to have a cancer,; tell. me wby
children suffer such pains in teetb-
ing, the lancet striking sueb torture
in the ewollen gums, aeou bail to ex-
plain to me suffering in the present
time; be not surprised if I Mil to ex -
petit to you suffering in the future.
On the way to reject the doctrine of
future punishment, men begin by re-
jecting the idea of material fire. In
a. few years, while they admit future
punisbinent, they deny that(it.is eter-
nal. A few years after that they east
out the whole idea. of future punish-
ment, and led all the thieves, picktme-
kets, and debauebees of the univelve
go into gory. As fag as I can u'1-
derstatad they modern papular theory A .ranee to my last account, I have set
of futon' punishment, it, is that a man b,. fore you two words. CHOOSE YE I
gaps down and sits on a bard -bottom -
WATER for a little while, and after . WATER DIVINERS.
he gets tired of roughing it, gods up trranCe wtLL orvcate,tte tae ouetene
to sit on cushions in glory. I will Haute er There (target'. Experts.
give you my idea of future suffering. For many years men in this noun -
T do not ask you to take my theory. try and in Europe have Claimed that
>r am not num pope; r am your pas -
they were able to ascertain the
Ger. I believe tient thorn is an titer- sources ofwater-supply by means of
nal heli, and T believe that there is divining rods and other instruments
literal fire.
Would not a common•aense man not
of fanciful names. In later years also
these gifted persons have asserted
prejudiced in the naso take this to be their ability to discover minerals as
fine literal firel an all -sweeping well as water. The faith in the we-
t an eternal fire? Leat you should ter diviner has been particularly pre -
dispute it, it tails what the fire is valent in England where he still plies
to kept in. his lucrative profession without legal
IT IS A FURNACE 01' FIRE. interference. He is often employed
Lest ypu sheuid say, that it is edit- even by town authorities, who fail to
forint kind of fire from that which realize that they are merely his dupes
we know about it, it says, " Its smoke when his art proves inadequate to the
ascendeih, up for ever.", MI I your fa- task of discovering water sources.
Ther and mother who adopted thin lit- Among implements besides the divin-
eralesm, were not such big fools as ing rod whioh these sorcerers, water
you make out. They studied their Bi -seers or wizards have devised as the
bees more then we do, and read less means of divination, are mineral rods,
of the human criticisms that have equipped with. a magnet at one end,.
a:lopped over ou the pure page. All exploring pendulums, hydrosoopic
the engines of the nineteenth century compasses and many others.
have turned their hose towards put- In March tetat, a oommisston was
ting out this fire. But still, it hes appointed in Freon, to study all the
burned on, and meal ;burn for ever. et apparatus and 'methods employed by
is a great stubborn, overwheimingeact: divirars. The French engineer, M.
that all the ingenuity of man and. Borthier tie Rolliere, is the President
devils may war against, but cannot of the commission. He 13 now en -
destroy, There is not so much evidence gaged in making a oolleotlon of di-
thnt there was a raging fire a few vining implements of all kinds. He _ is
weeks ago In Chicago as that there is accummulating all the literature he
to -night a fire in hell.; for the one oan find on the subject, and there are
information we have on human au= not a few 'books and articles in re-
thorlty, the other by the mouths of .views and journals, mostly written
evangelists and of prophets, ` and of by men who claim to be gifted in this
the Lord Jesus the Son of God, line. Ho Le also oolleotiag the names
God deals with this world in two and addresses of inventors of the al-
ways—by treaty and by cannonade; leged devices,
by treaty, in whioh, for the auks of It is needless to say that scientific
Jesus Christ, and by the surrender of mon regard these diviners as frauds
our hearts to him, Fie will be at peace pure and simple. They believe the
with us, or by the opening of the whole business is akin to that of the
smoking batteries of hall fire, by fortune. teller, the fake spiritualist or
whioh He will hurl upon his anemia„ any other charlatan; and they think
a horrible tempest ; and he who will it strange that the frauds heve so
not be drawn by love shall be crush -
long been permitted to ply their voca-
ed under His wrath. tion without fear of prosecution. Usu-
See also, from this subject, that ally the victims are the only ones to
heaven is not a myth or an abstrao-, suffer, and they have to pay dear for
Lion, but a place of warm personal their gullibility.
Intercourse. Lazarus was carried up It is high time the whole matter
to the bosom of Abraham, one of `vas thoroughly investigated.. The
the glorious old patriarchs, 1 sup- French oommisston proposes to make
I'ose Abraham happened to meet him iia inquiry fax reaching and to place
its proper light, A report that will be
Jerre 28, •1000
and with au embrace, wild with 'ho'
eosi:apy ok heaven;
0LD FRIIbNAS It2EBT AGAIN,
I see a mother and her child meet„
Ing at the foot of the throne after
some yearn absence, `£lie child died
turnery yearn ago, but it li u child yet,
I think tee little ones who die will
remain abildrail through all eternity,
rt would be no heaven without the lit„
the darlings. 1 do not want thane that
are is heaven to grow up. We need
their infant volae 'in the great song.
And when we walk out in the melds of
ligit, we went thorn to run ululate
and clap their hands, and prole out the
brightest of the field flowers. Yes,.
here la a ohild and its mother meet -
Ing. The child long in glory, tbo
mother just arrived. "How changed
you are my darling!" says the mother.
"Yes," says the child, "this is such a
happy plaeo; and Jesus has taken scall
Dare of .me, and heaven is so kind, I
got right over the fever with which I
died. .The skies are so fair, mother!
The flowers are so sweet, mother I The
Temple is so beautiful, mother 1 Come
take me up in your arms as you used
to do."
Thus 7 have set before you light
and darkness, joy and sorrow, victory
and defeat, the rewards of Lazarus,
and the overthrow of Dives.
Chouseye between the'ingelie escort
end the parched tongue, between the
fountains of God and the waterless
desert, between a glorious heaven and
e burning hell.
In the name of my God, and with re-
al the gate. And so, after death, we the whole matter before the public in
will be greeted into glory. Our de-
parted friends will be at the door.
They have been waiting for our come
ing, Count up their number if you
can. Your father is there, Your moth-
er is there, Your abildren are there.
Your old neighbours are there. lileny
of the friends with whom you used to
'attend church, or do business, are
there. They have hseu deed these
five, ten, or twenty years, and have
been waiting within the veil. There
is no Lok in heaven, because it is an
everlasting day; yet they keeps an co -
count of the gassing years, because
they ace all the time hearing from our
• world. The angels flying through
heaven report how many times the
earth has turned on iia axis, end in
.bat way the angels oan keep a diary;
and they say it la almost time now for
fetter to come up, or for mother to
some up. Some day they see a
cohort leaving heaven, and they say,
"Whish•, bound?" and rho answer is,
"To 1, ..g up a soul from earth ;" and
the question is asked, "What soul 1"
And a family oriole In heaven find
that it is one of their own number
that is in be brought tip, and ,tshee
some out to w;atclt, as on the bent,
we now wa lrh for the sail of a ship
that is l' bring our friends hone,
After a whin, the nohort will heave In
sight, Vying nearer and nearer, until
with a great clang the gutes hoist,
accepted generally es a result of an
able and tborough investigation will
be a boon, for it will greatly diminish
the number of vietima of a class of
sharpers who should have been sap-
preasddlong ago.
ADVmOI'n TO YOUNG WIVES.
Never disturb a man while reading
bis paper.
Never ask a fat man for anything
when pulling on his boots.
Never speak to ano.an until he has
bad something good to oat.
When you want anything wait un-
til your husband has had his breakfast
and then help him tenderly Auto his
coat, and whole 'behind him smoothing
bis collar the right way, ask him for
it.
When ha looks injured:an'il plaintive
examine els plate, there is sure to be
a vacancy,
If he lies on the sofa after dinner
and shakos the house with his snores
accuse him not of sleeping, for he is
Merely thinking with his eyes shut.
If he loses his handkerchiefs every-
where but at home let him have his
own way about it—that the washer-
woman is dishonest without your
knowing it.
if he says he ha going to the club
for an hour, dear, bid him adieu for the
evenin
If you
went ham to do anylbing
never tell lien it is good for )aim, for
he wilt not be "tied to a woman's
apron strings." ,
r Young Folks.
A. 1307C'S MOTHER,
My mother, &hoe% so good to me
1CL I was good as 1, cpudd be,
I -couldn't lie as goad. No air;
Can't any boy be, good ae herr
Ste loves me when, I'm glad or mod,
She lona ate when, I'm gond or bad,
en',. what's the Bonniest tbiitg, elle
says
She lone rap when she puenehes.
f don't like bee to punish me.
!Chat don't ham, but it hurts, to see
Her cry. Non I cry, an nen,
We both ory—an' be good again,
Slip s mwheisptcs 'nd sews
littllovee coate andn Srundayeoloathes,
An' when my, pa comes home to tea..
SIM loves him 'most as muele as me,
Site laughs and tells hem all T said,
An' grabs mo up an' pate, my head,
An' I hug her au' hug my pa
An' love hien ptuivt' nigh newel' astern.
James, Whitcomb Riley.
• THE WISH APPLE.
,7tmmy Smith wasn't sash a bad lit-
t.le boy, but be had areputation. If
a'stone oonuted awindow in the vil-
lage, and the wnndon got smashed,
'[was sure to be Jimmy that was blam-
ed for it. If 'Willie Prune came home
with. a black eye of aSat,ua•day after-
noon, his mother was sure that Jimmy
hod done it.
And yet Jimmy wasn't such a bad
little boy after all. He could till the
box quicker and get the cows in from
pasture sooner then wellie Prime, who
was the good little boy of the neigh-
borhood, and Jimmy was a master
bustler at chores when he wanted to
go a -fishing.
But he; had a reputation and was
just a plain, boyish' bay, who believed
in ghosts,. and fairies and things,
This particular Saturday afternoon
Jimmy wanted to "go to the ewimmin'
hole wid de gang," but misfortune had
overtaken hint• im the shape of a bent
pIn which was found innocently re-
posing an the seat of Deacon Smith's
chair at prayers that morning. So
Jimmy was forced to spend the after-
noon a prisoner "in durance vile,' in
the garret, where he sweltered In the
heat and took rare comfort shying
dried apples from the windows at the
fowls and pigs in the barnyard.
There would be astrange swelling
of breasts In that same barnyard after
the dried apples had made the as
quaintanee of the water from the
pump trough, and Jimmy chuckled as
the thought oeme to him.
Any sport soon loses Its zest to the
prisoner, and the supply de dried ap-
ples showing an appreciable shrink-
age, Jimmy thought it was time, to
quit. He flung himself an an old mat-
tress under the eaves and banged has
heels against the rafters overhead.
"Wish'd there wuz some fairies up
here," he setd.
"You do, do you?" piped' a thins 111-
tle vouce which' seemed' to come from
the strings .of dried apples over his
head. "And what do you want with
falries?"
Jimmy opened his eyes wide, and
his mouth; wider, and stared hard nt
the strings of dried apples.
"I thought you wanted a fairy,"
piped the thin voice. "Here T am, now
what do you want, boy?"
"Where are you?" said JImmy, "I'
don't see nobody? Who be youi?"
"I'm one of the dried apple fairies,"
said the, voice, "that's why my voice
is so thin. It's us as makes' the ap-
ples swell so whew your mix 'em With
water. When they are all swelled
ups our valines swell, too, and we step
out and enjoy the fun. If hs beoause
you, bane given so many of my friends
enjoyment thus afternoon in the barn
yard that I want to do something
for you."
"Ohl" said Jimmy.
"What would you like most?"
"Same apples, and ice cream and
"Hold, onl Walt a bill" broke in
the fairy, "Not so ;fast, please, one
thing at a time. Apples are right in
line, but I don't knowt about the roe
creapn and the rest."
"Why, I thought fairies could do
anything," maid Jimmy.
"So they oan, so they oan some of
them; but there are others who have
their limitations. Speaking of ap-
ples, bow do yep, like that one?'
Jimmy opened his eyes wider still
when he saw a big rimy apple smiling
at tam, from the edge of a box near
his head.
"Is it good to eat?"
"Sure," said the fairy, and Jimmy
had pounced, on it and taken a big
bite, all in a minute. I,5 was 00 good
another big mouthful end then he
stared hard. The biles filled up as
fast ae he Look them, ante that apple
grew whole and rosy agate,
"Wish *ben yeti bite;" said the
fairy. "Good -by, and god look too you
Jimmy."
"Hallo, are you going?" cried the boy,
but no answer nam back.
"Gee! but this is a luffhe good[ ap-
phe,' and he smaokedi lets lips and bit
into it again. "Wish'd I wises In the
swimmitt' hole,'
And before the words were fairly
out of his mouth he wee floUntIsring
in the swimming hole with all hie
clothes on and tee other boys throw.
lug mud at hini.
"Gaol" acrid he, refuelling for his ap-
ple whioh bobbed along on the water
to front of him, .Taking a big bite he
wished bimeelf ca tela of the straw
stack to dry in tine sun.
The straw stack was hot and before
he stopped to think Jimmy said; 'Wish
tbie straw eta.* wee en top of the
north pole," Away they were whisk-
ed in. an inalant and Jimmy, ndarly
frozen and his teeth chattering,
found himself• looking dots n from a
terrible height, en a great field of
las where great polar bears were hav-
ung a dance In boner of the midnight
Sinn,
Looking up; they caught sight of
Jimmy and a big old grandfather bear
meat "Wotug'lefl WW^augtel 1 smell a
bad boy who puts bent pints. on Dea-
con Smith's chair and who throws
etenee throughthe saline windows.
Woughf! But }we'll make a dainty
salad with walrus fat!' and off he
aoi'ambled to olimb the pole. Jimmy
saw bun coming and heard what? he
said.
"Oh, dearl P11 he good if I ever get
back out of this," said he, and he tried
hard to bite gds apple; hat it wee
frozen so solid )bat his teeth amid
not dent it end wish arsi hard as he
might, the wish would not come if
he could not bite the apple.
Just then, he looked down and saw
the grandfather bear's great red
mouth opened wide td catch[ him and
he felt himself slipping, slipping! Then
with an. awful scream, he fell -bump
off the mattress on to the garret floor.
and woke up.
"Guess I ate too many dried apples)'
and he rubbed hie eyes.
"Jimmy) Jimmy! Oh, Jimmy!" his
mother's voice called at the food of
the garret stairs.
"Yes'm," he answered, "I ain't goin
to bend no more pins."
"Supper is toady," she said.
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TO ADJUST EYEGLASSES.
" Oh, yes," said the optician, as he
Bitted a pair of glasses on the nose
of a customer, " There le an art in
putting on nose glasses and at least
a halt of the people who wear glasses
don't know how to put them :on, The
result is that the moment they begin
to•perapire a little or when they shake
their heads or make any unusual
movement, off go the glasses smash
on the floor or more often the side-
walk. Of course, we optioians don't
ktok, for that very thing gives us a
good part of our business. There is
a geed profit in putting in new lenses.
Really the only sensible glasses to
wear are spectacles. They fasten over
the ears, and they never fall off and
they don't get out of adjustment.
They Lit on the same place every time
and the eye looks Lhrough the cen-
ter of the lens IIA it should look But
most people think that spectacles
make them look older or something
Like that and they insist on nose
glasses. Then they don't know bow
to put them on, and if they won't get
them juet right the eyes don't look
through the center of the lames and
if there is any disorder of the vision
other than nearsightedness the hm-
properly adjusted glasses often do
more harm than good, to say nothing
of the expense from breakage. Now,
madam, if you feel you must wear
glasses instead of spectacles take them
like this."
He took tits glasses and hold them
perfectly level before hien. "Stretch
them wide apart and approach the
nose like this." He advanced them to-
ward. the tip of the nose, "now raise
them up so." Still bolding the glass so
that the springs stretched wide over
the 0.005 he advanced Lhem upward
untilthe upper points of the clips
were directly under the eyebrows.
"Now Let go," said he. The glasses.
were on firm. "Shake your head," said
he, The customer shook her head, The
glasses wiggled but did not fall off,
•" You sae," said the optician, "you
can't shake them off. They sit per-
fectly and just fit the eye. You don't
want anything better than that do
you? Now try putting them on your-
self."
The customer took them off and at-
tempted to put them back. She got
them on askew.
"No 1 no! no I" sale the optician,
" [-hat's all wroug," and he showed
her over egtttn how; It should be done.
It took nix tints trying before the
customer mastered the knack and
want away happy.
• "She'11 be bank in a month," said
the optician, "wanting one or two
lenses to replace her broken ones,
Now I've showed her exactly how to
pktt them on, but she'll get careleaa
alter a while and will forget all about
it. I can always tell about that by
the way they catch on to the knack
of adjusting them when they first
put them on. People who have to wear
glosses at all shauld wear spectacles.
But 11 they will wear nose'cltpe they
Must learn how to adjust them or
thoy'Ll ruin their eyes and brenik their
)rockets at the salve time. Woman are
no worse than men in that. I've got
one customer who paid me last year
e50 for new lenses, Mat's about el
a week, and I can't got leim to wear
spectacles yet,"
HEALTH.
THE COMPLEXION,
A French duotor has made a • dia•
oavory teat the Alio frum carrots
bee wonderful properties, Ilitbeeto tee
cored and negieoted, : Pertloularly Is
it beneficial to purifying' the blood
and improving the eomplexion.
French women are making parrot
wine andparrot. i9 to, a "•,1 u.ae t
reeipa, and find that it, without doubt,
renders their akina clear and bright,
An excess of meat diet, riob and
highly -spiced -foods, vinegar, tea and
sweets were declared to be the' dead-
ly enemies of geed looks, A disagree,
able breath and an unpleasant taste
in the mouth show an unwholesome
condition of 'the digestive organa
whioh sooner or later will be made
apparent in an impaired complexion
by the presence of a muddy skin,
course pores and blackheads.
The suggestions made as. aids to a
good complexion were a correct diet-
ary observance and a daily bath, but
never at night, when tired nor immed-
iately after eating. The best medical
authorities were quoted to eubstan'
tia,te the theory.
The wearing of veils was roundly
denounced, as they coarsen and
roughen the akin, especially the nose, -
besides being a positive injury to the
eyes,
"If anyone does not believe voile
also cause nervousness,"says an ex-
change, "try them on men and see
how long they would stand them."
M SML POULTICES.
In making any kind of a meal
poultice have the water boiling and
the bowl and spoon with whioh it is
mixed warmed. Stir in only just
sufficient meal to make the mixture
thick enough •to spread, Without
sticking to the knife. Turn in the
edges of the poultice all around to
keep in the heat and roll it up to a
flannel, or put it between• hotplates
to oarry to the bedside. Apply with-
out delay and cover with a pieoe of
rubber cloth, then flannel. Fasten
securely to the part needing the pout -
tin with a bandage. If necessary to
repeat the poulticing have the fresh
bandage ready before the old one Is
removed in order not to chill the
patient. When the poultioing is fine
ished, wash the part with warm wat-
er, wipe dry and cover with hot
flannel. When it Is necessary to
poultice the lungs, two large pieces
of cotton or linen should be shaped.
one for the chest and one for the
back and sides. After the poultices
are applied a jacket may be formed
by securing the edges over the should-
ers end under the arms by pins, then
using -a binder made of a broad strip
of flannel or flannelette to go round
the body. This should have two
straps sewed oa behind on its upper
edges to pass over the shoulders and
pin in front.
Whoa a patient oanuot sit up, be
may be, turned an one side while the
back poultice is applied and the binder
with one and rolled back into posi-
tion. The patient can then be turn-
ed on his beak, lying on the poultice,
while the rolled end of the binder is
drawn around, rho chest poultices ap-
plied, and all fastened with safety,
pins.
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HEALTH COMMANDMENTS.
1. Don't leave your rooms in the
morning with an empty stomach,
L,, Never expose yourself to cold air
immediately after you have partaken
of a warm liquid of any kind,
3. Don't leave your abode in cold
weather without warm wraps around
your shoulders and breast.
4. Begin respiration in the cold by
breathing through the nose. 'I'liis
;will give the air a chance to get
warm before reaching the lungs,
5. Never place your back near a
heated Wren or legatee!. a wall, warm
or cold.
U. Don't stand before an open witn-
clew in a railway carriage, nor take
a drive in an open carriage after vio-
lent physical exercise.
7. Don't remain motionless in a
cold room, and do not stand in an
open space, on ice or now.
8. '.Calk only when you must, for
the old phrase, "Spaeth Is silver, et-
lenoo is gold " holds guod even he
hygiene.
9. Don't put off your regular bath.
When the ekiu is not kept; fresh and
soft the oold draws the,porea togeth-
er and you are tendered susceptible
to pulmonary troubles of tell kinds.
10. Don't reliro with cold or wet
fent. Nothing preemie sleep with so
much certainty as the negleot.of your
pedal extremities.
A FEMINTNIII.BUTTER.
And now, children, said lee teacher,
who had been talking about military
fortifications, can any of you Loll me
what is a buttress?
Please, ma'am, Cried little Willie,
enepping hie fingers, it's a nanny
goats
Tile man who loves home best, and
laves it most unselfishly, loves his
Country best, --i. G. Holland,