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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1905-9-28, Page 30$04-0+0+04-04-04•0$04•1-a0+ 0+04.64.0$04'fe•¢0+ O �` 1@0 ,93 lier�'�ove 4 I, "I don't like women in 00 office," said Mr. lSehb, of Alussrs. Grayling and Webb, gun and armament mak- ers. "I clo," Mr. Grayling replied, "for positions of teust., at least, All wo- men are unscrupulous in business, and if you want to be quite time that your cashier won't protest when anked. to rob a customer, let that cushier he a woman." Me. Grttyling being the senior part- ner, the argument caused, and :Mss Janet Bruce was appointed rash ler, Mr. Webb alone excepted, everybody in the Waco 500med to like her. She was a very eapahle bookkeeper, a "lightning calculator," punctual, hard-working, obliging, and never Ill. Besides which, she was a picture - but that's by the way. She had not yet, however, been put to the Su- preme test. Mr, (Grayling had trem- bled with rage when he had discov- erod that a former cashier -a milksop of a man -had deliberately thrown hundreds of pounds away by telling customers of mistakes • in their ac- counts. Was this young lady super- ior to ,such foolishness? Mr. Grayling's faith in woman's "smartness" received a rude shock ono moaning when his new cashier came to Jilin with a cheque and statement of account from Messrs. Deakins, Limited, of London. "There's a simple mistake of a figure 1 in this account, sir," sh began. "IL's in the third column of pounds, so it .maiiies a difference o a hundred pounds. Shall I send th cheque back, or ask Deakins to roc tify the error next time they r mit?" "Have they sent £1.00 too much or too little?" asked Mr. Grayling, cautiously. "Too much," was the answer, "Is it a mistake in addition, o subtraction, or calculation of dis count, or what?" "In the discount." "Ah! Then, do you know, young lady, that although they would dis- cover a mis16130 in the addition whenever they balanced their books a miscalculation of discount woul probably never be noticed after the have once passed the month's ac count?" "Well?" said Janet, raising her eyes in surprise. "Well -well what?" roared Mr, Grayling. "]Save you no common- sense? Do you suppose other people return our money when we make mistakes? 1 thought you were a bus- iness woman! Go back to your desk, and do what reason -if you've got any -tolls you to dol" II. Without another word, Janet left her master's eineo. To her typist. she dietated this letter': "Messrs, Deakins. Limited, London. "Gentleumen,-11'o beg to return your favor of yesterday, with remit tnnce, as you have made an error in the discount. the amount clue to us being just £100 less than you have sent." She signed and posted the lotter herself; then she wafted for th storm. It came tho same day, when Mr. Grayling was endorsing the cheques anti bills which wero being paid into the bank. "I don't see Deakins' cheque among he said to Janet. "Where is it?" "In the post, o1 ire way back," said Janet, with apparent uncon- cern, Mr. Grayling flushed with anger and jumped from his chair. "You don't mean to tell 010 —". "That I used my reason -such as I have," said Janet. "Yes; I followed your instructions precisely." Mr. Grayling bit his lip. "I sec," ho said. "Very well. Now you can follons these instructions: Look out for another berth, and clear out of this by Saturday week. I don't think you'll suit mo," "And 1 don't, think," said Janet, "that -you'lll suit me." Two days later Mr. Grayling was filed with joy on opening another letter from Messrs. Deakins, of Lon - MIEN OF WEALTH IN LONDON. Mon Who Owned 250 Millions Be twee» Them. American milllnnairos have been as thiek as black berries in London, l.ngland, recently. For instance five mull,! -int 11ionairee slept at Claridge's Hotel recently. Practical- ly the whole of the first floor was given over to these American repre- sentatives of the Mouse of Mammon, The millionaires who inscribed their names 00 the hotel register were: Mt'. William Rockefeller, vice-presl- dent of the Standard Oil Company, and railway magnate, whose fortune is estimated, at $100,000,000. Mr'. George Westinghouse, the in- ventor and proprietor of the famous Westinghouse air brake, who is wo•lh $50,000,000, Mr,- George Jay Could, banker and railway *Avner, worth $50,000,000. Mr, Cornelius Vanderbilt, railway magnate and inventor, worth $1.0,- 000,000. Mr. harry Payne Whitney, banker and financier, $10,000,000. .A. very simple sant in addition will demonstrate that the elevator boy at Claridge's has enjoyed the novel sensation of hoisting a quin- tet uin tet of capitalists representing about $250,000,000, Though they occupied the entire first floor the members of this mil- lionaire quintet, a word fro) whom would shake the bourses of the world, led the -simplest of lives at Claridge's. They entertained lit- tle, had few visitors, and paid few Calls. So exclusive, so terribly se- lect, was this little coterie of Oroes- 0505 that except for a daily drive in the park and a little shopping their days passed without event. These millionaires made no attempt at a lavish display. Apparently they o went to the other extreme and be- t came adepts in the fine art of cut- ting down expenses. The wives of e these mighty milli0unires passed e- through the stately corridors of Claridge's wearing the plainest of gowns, while the simplest of menus wore adopted by the millionaires themselves. Twice a day they met at the table d'hote. A simple little r dense' of a few courses was their favorite meal -altar soup, a sole, a little game, and sweets. No Ameri- can dishes were server]. Little wino was taken, Air. Rockefeller's bever- age being milk. Conversation at these meals was limited to discussions regarding tho t1 weather. Never by any chance slid the they touch upon the money market. TEETHING WITIIOT;'P 'PEARS. Mothers who have suffered the misery of restless nights at teething time, aim watched their babies in the unholped agony of that Period, will welcome the safe and certain re- lief, that Baby's Own Tablets bring. Mrs. W. G. Mundt°, Yorkton, N.W.- T., .W-T., says: "When my little one was cuttilig her teeth she suffered a great Ileal, Her gums were swollen and inflamed, and she was cross and restless. I got a box of Baby's Own Tablets, and after starting their use sho began to improve at once, and her teeth came through almost painlessly, The Tablets are truly baby's friend." This medicine is guaranteed to contain no peisnnone opiate or harmful drug. It cures all , the minor ailrnelnts of little ones end e may safely be .given to o new born ch11o•, Full directions with may box. Sold by all medicine dealers or sent by snail at 2.1c a box by writing it ng The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. don. "'Thanks for your favor of yester- day," it said. "New cheque elalos- ed. It may interest you to know that wo overpaid four firms on the same clay, to the extent of £100 each. Wo did :it deliberately, because We realise that to a largo extent wo must trust to the goodwill and hon- esty of the firms taking up our con- tracts, and as we have just been en- trusted with hugo ()reign Govern- ment contracts, we were anxious to know which were the most trust- worthy firms, Your throe compoti tors have acknowledged receipt a money, but not one of them halt 'discovered' the error of £100• 1W1 have pleasure in sending herewith ale order for goods to the value of over :0200,000, aid hope to repeat the. order frequently," Mr. Grayling sent at once for his cashier. "I don't think, Miss Bruce," he said cotdt'scendiegly, "that you need seek a now situation, after a11. The fact is, I rather admire your spirit, 'Excuse me, Mr. Grayling; but yo0 'do nothing' of the kinin. What you admire is the luck which is yours through somebody else's hon- esty. You may keep your reprieve. It took me just ono day to got a better berth than this, and, if I may I'll get away to it at Once --away to a cleaner atmosphere. My new iirrn is Mews. Deakins, Limited, and 1 0011 know how to protect then Tont business rogn00."-London An- ahrowd-.Jenks, that bees of yotn'O tells such poinitleee jokes, I don't sea how you 000 tell when to laugh, Wier• -`That's alley. I just wait and laugh when he .does, e ONE ROOM'S RENT. London Holds the Record for Costly Sites. For tho widening of Piccadilly the London County Council has been for some time negotiating the purchase, of a strip of land trotting Piccadilly and St. ,James street. The area, which is of course built upon, con- tains about 1,200 square feet, and the priceagreed upon to be paid is over $200,000. This works out to about $175 a square foot, or the enormous sum of nearly $7,500,000 per acre. It probably constitutes a record as the highest -priced spot on earth, but as the sum includes com- pensation -for disturbance and dam- ages, the purchase cannot be tam- perod With the prices recently paid for sites in the city, Cornhill is the highest rented spot on earth. A single room was let not long ago for between $10,000 and $15,000 a year, In the west end a small shop with baeements fetches over $5;000 a year in Bone] street, and the remainder of the house lots at proportionate stuns. The rateable value of London is about $200,000,000, .of which sunt $90,000,000 is represented by the value in sites, SHOULD LADIES MAKE LOVE? Tho young man was evidently hon- est in his intentions, but three years of 0011516111 courting 1ta41 failed to overcome his excessive bashfulness. nese. Tliey wore sitting in chairs at a respectable distance apart. Said the young man, having spent .five minni05 in search of a subl0ct, "Dow do you get along with your cooking?" Nicely," replied the young miss; ''I'm improving wonderfully. I can Make, splendid cake now," "Can yon?" said the young mar,, in a pleased manner. , "What kind do you like best?" "I like ono made with Dom', and sugar, and citron, and raisins, and lots of those things, and beautiful frosting on top," responded the young miss, "Why, that's a wedding calcul" ox- ciehncd the 3 ming man, nervously, "I meant wedding," amid the ,young suss, shyly, They are off on their honeymoon (10W, The lower we stoop to do a kind - 13050 the highe' WO rise, IN MERRY OLD ENGLAND NEWS BY MAIL ABOUT JOHN BULL AND HIS PEOPLE. Occurrences in the Land That Reigns Supremo iu the Com- mercial World. The Barrow guardians have deeid- efl that oro stave a weep is quite sUdieient for paupers. Madrona Milani is said to contem- plate retire]nent after singing at the forthcoming Norwich musical TWA - Insurances for death, accident or disablement aro being provided by penny -in -the -slot machines at Brad- ford. An unemployed workman who was injured on Bootle Fell lay for four days and nights before help reached hint, Tho rapidity with Which the motor -omnibus movement is devel- oping in England has led to the for- mation of a Society of Motor -omni- bus Enginoers. At Portsmouth County °Mart a servant was awarded twenty pounds damages because her mistress's daughter had cut off several lengths of her long, dark hale. Large posters, signed by the mayor, the* town cleric, and the medical officer of health at Camber- well appear Inn the hoardings of the borough warning passers-by against the evil cunsecmences of drunkenness, At Grimsby County Court a claim by /sane Solomon, jeweller and gen- eral dealer, against Ernest Daniels, fisherman, included money lent at in- terest which worked out at over 1,- 000 per cent. per autumn. Daniels de- nied having borrowed any money at a17. A slight lire, which occurred at a private house at Silver street, Ed- monton, was attributed by the lire brigade to spontaneous combus(ion caused by the heat of the sun acting on a number of birds' nests which had been built tinder the eaves. Shipowners aro agitating for a re- duction of the port charges at Liver- pool, which they complain is the dearest port in the world. The liner Prctorinn was charged £90 the other day for occupying a berth at the landing stage for one hour, dur- ing which time only, ti roe hundred sheep were landed. As a thirteen -months -old child named Christina Em,mt Mason was running across Little Exmouth street, St. Pancras, she was knocked down and run over by a hater cart. Just, then her father a coal porter, turned the corner of the street, and, learning that a child had been rut over, picked it 1.1p Without ]crowing it Was his own child, and ran with it to 'the Lon- don Temperance Hospital, where it was found to be dead. A Birntinghaua girl named Jennie Jones, took it child in her arnis to a tap in the yard for the purpose of filling a large jug with water. Without any warning. the bricks on which she was standing fel] in with a crash, disclosing a well fully fifty feet sleep. The girl managed to push the child into safety, and she herself clung to the water tap till rescued, Owing to a mistake in the delivery of a telegram a frill military band travelled from. Reading to Hook, in Hampshire, one Saturday, and fur- nished + mnusic at a trinket match. Major Barker was playing cricket at 11.0014 and wanted another 1nau. 3.1e wired to Lieut, )fall at tho bar- racks in Reading, "Como and play." The telegram was addressed simply, �flall, Barracks Reading," and was delivered to Drummer Hall, Hall took a band of twenty pieces, and went 'to play; but it was not cricket that he played, The new Wesleyan Methodist Church house to bo erected in West- minster on the site of the old Royal Aquariusn, which was acquired in 1902 at a cost of £850,000, will be a magnificent bu:;ding of Lhe Renais- sance style. The large hall, which is Intended to seat 2,500 persons, will have a domed roof surmounted by cupola. Adjoining the central hall will he the various rooms and offices needed for carrying .on the organizing work of the Wesleyan Methodist Connexion, which will make the new church house its head- quarters. The facade o1 the now building with its pillars and flanking towers on each side of the main en, trance, loops not unlike e miniature St, Paul's, A statue of John Wes- ley will occupy a• prominent position on lino frontage. The cost of build- ing the edifice is estimated at £140,- 000, Ail•. McWhirlor, the well-known Royal Academician, was riding down Regent street, London, in a hansom», when the horse stumbled, and the artist and his wife wore thrown Out of the vehicle. Mr. McWhirter sus- tained a broken thigh, which was sot at Charing Cross Hospital the samno night• STEADY COMPANY. He -There's no doubt about it, "a man is known by the company he keeps," She -Not alWays, If the average man were really known by his com- pany she'd slinks 11110 right away. THEY MADE THIS +COUPLE HAPPY DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS DOING GOOD WORK AROUND PORT ARTHUR. Mr. Dick Souvey and Wife Both Mad 13 idnoy Troubles and the Great Canadian Kidney Remedy Cured Them. Port Arthur, Ont„ Sept. 18. - (Special). -That Dodd's Kidney fills cure Ridney ills of men and women alike has been proved time and again in this neighborhood, but it is only occasionally they get a ^h'lnce to tl double work in the same. house. Thi has Happened in the case of Mr. anr Mos. DickSouvey, a farmer and hi wife, living about seven miles 'front, here. In an interview 131r. Souvey said: "My wife and myself have us0 11odd's Kidney fills and have fou,, them a big benefit to our health. Wr much had La Grippe two winters and We expOsod to frost and cold. Ou sleep was broken on account .n urinary troubles and pain in the kid nays. We each took six boxes e Dodd's Kidney Pills and now enjoy good health," Miss Dashler-"I have a secret for you, my dear; young Wrigglosby called ane his dearest lova last even- ing." Miss Riling -"Yes? Well, I knew it wouldn't be yourfault if you didn't cost him more than any of his others!" Gil REDUCES ZXPEN, z Ear ( n ovolo�' will be rid by 9 Lever Brothers Limited, Toronto, to any person who :an prove that this soap contains my form of adulteration whatsoever, 30 contains any injurious chemicals. Arlt nee (be It etaeon liar. dv TIf1MISKAMING ANDNOltTIilfitN ONTA'Ii.IO RAILWAY COMMISSION. The T. & N. 0, Ry„ ruining, at • present, from North flay to New s Liskeard, had opened up one of the 1 ,richest mineral belts of iron, nickel, s cobalt anti sliver ,nines known, It runs through a district heavily tim- bered with birch, red and White pine, tanmarac, and spruce, and has 1 also opened up the paradise tor 1 spnrtsmcn=i'einagann. Makes close e connection at North Bay with ail O trains of the Grand Trunk, and ✓ Canadian Pacific Railways to and E ,iron» all points East, West and South. A /tingle Pill, -Dyspepsia is a foo with which Wren are constantly grappling but cannot exterminate. Subdued, and to all 11.1,110/11,1 0001. vanquished in one, I t makes its appearance in another di- rection. In many the digestive appara- tus in as delicate as the mechanism of a watch or scientific Instrument In which even a breath of air w111 snake a variation. With such persons dis- orders of the stomach ensue from the most trivial causes and cause much suffering. To these 1'arutaloe's Vege- table Pills are recommended as mild and. sure. The last great national financial prude in Great Britain was in 9866, at the time of the Ovcrond Gurney crash, ]Iallaway's Corn. Cu1•o 1s a spact'c for tbo removal of (Orris and warts. 10e have never -heard of its failing to re. move even the worst kind. The year 1637 was the last in which messengers were permitted to mance a business of letter -carrying in England, except es authorized ser- vants of the King's Postmaster -Gen- eral. "Thought it menat death Snare. - Mrs, James 141cKim, of Dunnville, .Ont., says of her almost miraculous cure from heart disease by Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart: "Until I began taking this remedy I despaired' of my life. I had heart failure and extreme prostration. One dose gave me quiek relief and one bottle cured me. The sufferings of years were dispelled like magic." -3 The immigrant Nebo was rho first in Australia to receive- a grant of land 'vas a German )lamed Schaffer. He was given fifty acres in the city of Sydney-, and sold them is 1807 1'o' twenty gallons of rum. Shortly afterwards the land was valued at $500,000. A Liniment for the Logger.—Loggers lead a life which exposes them to many ,00119. Wounds, r C n n t9 0 and bruises 1 isIse- can- not ber altogether aavoided in preparing rk, tnuber for the delve and in river work, where wet and cold combined are of daily experience, coughs and colds and muscular pains cannot but ensue. Sr. Thoma)' 1uc.lectrio 011, when applied to the injured or administered to the ail- ing, works wonders PLANTS IN MOURNING. Latest Discovery of a French Student. • That plants mount for the depar- ture of a loved one of their ](incl 's the latest discovery of a French stn - dent of the psychology of plant ]iia, While watering some lobelias cluster- ed in a corner of his conservatory one morning a peculiar fooling of sad- ness came over him. Re noticed the same thing for several mornings, and eventually spoke to his wife of the phenomenon, Sho remembered that u few days previous a friend had can, ed, and beat so pleased with the flowers that she had giver some of them away. The result of the pro• fessor's observations are summed up in the belief that these flowers were mourning for plants that hall been given away, Nothing in Nature Is more wonder- ful than the balance that exists be- tween the animal and the vegetable kingdoms in the matter of that es- sential air: Carbonic acid throw,, into the ail' is the result of breath- ing in animals. Oxygen heed of the poisonous carbonic acid, results from the breathing of plants. It has been estimated that 45,000,- 000 tons of carbonic acid are thrown upon the world every twenty-four hours by the breathing animal 11fe of the globe, }while an average of 25,000,000 square miles of loaf sur- face is at all times taking up this ani- mal -Poisoned air and purifying it. - ONE -TOED WOMEN. Everybody has hoard of the small feet at the Indies of China, But it is not so generally known that they eonneolily have but ono too. This is, however, the fact. Tho great too of the females of the first rank, and of some of the inferior classes also, is the only ono left to act with any freedom; the rest are doubted down ander the foot in their tenderest iu- iancy, and retained by compresses and tight bandages till they unite with and are buried in the 5010, Ella --"May tolls nie she's taking painting lessons,", Hattie -"Yoe; I noticed of late how her complexion had improved." Mrs. Galsbington-"I suppose, now that you have been abroad, you have your own views of foreign life'?" Mrs. Newrich-"NO,. We ain't got no views. We didn't 'take no camera; it's so common." A modern weapon in the battle for health. - If disease has taken your citadel of health, the stomach, and is torturing you With Indigestion, dyspepsia and nervous prostration, South American Nor- ville is the weapon to drive the enemy front Ills stronghold "at the point of the bayonet," trench by trench, but swift and sure, it always wins. -4 • We owe the art of music -printing to Italy, musical notes having first been impressed with movable metal types in 1502 by Ottavio Petrucci, Palo, sickly children should use Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator. Worms are Ono of the principal causes of suffering in children and should be expelled from the system. SENTENCE SERMONS. Care calls to prayer. Waiting works wonders. Love and laws rule the world. Many of our crosses comae from our crooked ways. Some men think that grace grows by grumbling. Most doubts would die if we did not dodge them. Happiness rests on thoughts more 'than on things. Only those who love the world can live above it. The finicky man always thinks he alone is faithful. Giving with grunting may be 'worse than Withholding. Holiness without heart is but a hindrance to humanity. Tho man who jumps at conclusions seldom lands on feats. A man can lie with Ills tone while his tongue tells the truth. The robe of righteousness is not the same as the cloth of the clergy. Some churches that claim to be working for Wren are only working men. Never put oft' to to -morrow the meanness 3 oil might as well give up to -day. Nothing hurls the feeling's of the stuffed martyr worse than lotting him alone. - Too many sermons are attempts to feed the people of cook books in- stead of on bread. The pessimist dips his head in an antique bog and then begins to dis- course on the weather. Many a preacher thinks the world is wicked for lack of his sermons when it is only weary because of . them. There niey be ns much religion in a little asphalt here as in a whole lot of auriferous pavement over there. Tho num who leaves his head in the office when ho goes to church will bo first to complain about the preacher's intellect. GET POWER. The Supply Comes From Food. If we get power from food, why not strive to get all the power we can. That is only possible by use of skilfully selected food that ox'art- ly fits the requirements of the body. Poor fuel makes a poor fire and a poor fire is not a good steampro- ducer, "front not knowing holy' to se- lect the right food to ilt my needs. I suffered grievously for a long time from stomach troubles," writes a lady from a little town in Missouri, "It seemed as if I would never be able to find out the sort of food that was best for auc. Hardly any- thing that I could eat would stay on my stomach, Every attempt gave mo heart -burn and f111c0! ray stomach with gas, T got thinner and t.111n' nor until I literally became a living skeleton and in time was compelled to keep to my bed. "A few menthe ago T was permed - ed to tray Grape -Nets Toad, and it had such good effect from the very beginning that 1 have kept up its use over since, I was surprised at tho ease with which I digested it It preyed to be just what I needed, All my unpleasant symptoms, the heart -burn, the inflated feeling width gave me so inlnich pain disap- peared, My wellht gradually in- creased from 08 to 1.16 pounds, my figure rounded out, my strength came back, enc] I am note' table to 110 my housework and enjoy it. The 'I'lte (irapo'Nuts food did It." Name given by Postum Co,, Bettie Creek, Mi�Ao�h, fow days' trial Will shore anyone sonne filets about food. "There's a reasm," i o ey s ort of fragrance and full rich flavor in every pound of TE ;o'.,, Kept there by proper handling from plantation to store. JUST Ts"" THE LABEL v' ^ ri's:"?.va,ir;.,fafie^+wt;, JOririad-Fla' elltpliabes..ir$fi$;gerj.e "ry'+%anrt Investment of 50% Per Annum A return of so per cent, is not an unusual one in many TROPICAL INV E 3Tb1SNTS, indeed many pay much higher than this, but the public generally are not aware of this fact on account of their limited knowledge of the TROPICS. We have secured land in JAMAICA, BRITI511 WEST INDIES, uniting all desirable features and the highest quality of soil for the cultiva- tion of COCOA and. BANANAS, and it is the company's intention to put moo acres of this land under the highest state of cultivation in COCOA and BANANAS, BANANAS produce a revenue after the ninth anonth,andafter twenty months will pay $too per acre profit. COCOA will pay $too per acre profit after the fifth _year. The supply of both COCOA and BANANAS is not equal to the demand, and will not be for many years to come. They are both staple articles of food, and in daily use, with the demand increasing faster than the supply. Our managers have had over zo years' experience in the growing and marketing of both COCOA and BANANAS in the ISLAND OF JAMAICA. The company are offering a limited number of shares of $too each, two of which are equivalent to one fully developed acre, paying the second year Sloe profit, or 5o per cent. on the money invested. A few shares in this company will give a competency for life. Re- member there is no elem eat of speculation about this proposition, no probability of shrinkage in values or failure of development, as contracts are made to have the property turned over to the company in a fully developed state. Estimates ofprofits and probable returns to investors are fully war- ranted by actual experience; the same are being made on many planta- tions in JAMAICA every year. $zoo invested in this company will give a permanent income of $loo yearly. Write or call for full particulars, AGENTS WANTED. Oa�nada Ja aim Commercial Cc., Limited, T3 Adelaide Street East, Toronto. DESIRE FOR ALCOHOL KILLED. Mr. Wilson, tho junior surgeon on tho Discovery during Captain Scott's Antarctic expedition, states that the taste for alcoholic drinks dropped suddenly when Ino and his colleagues entered the ice region, and that the disinclination increased as time went Ole If attacked with cholera or swayer complaint of any ]rind send at 010.o far a bottle of Dr. J. 1). Kellogg's Dysen- tery Cordial and use it according to directions. It acts with wonderful 1n- pldlty in subduing that dreadful dis ease that weakens the strongest mean and that destroys the young and rho: cate. 'chose who have used this cholera mudiclno say it acts promptly, and not, or fails to elect a thorough cure. Visitor -"I -lave you nothing better to do than sit o1 the fence and watch the train go by?" Native - "Wal, stranger, it's belter'n to sit on the train and watch the fence go by." Two years abed. - "For eight years I su(orcd as no one ever did with rheumatism; for two years 1 lay in bed; could not so much as feed myself. A friend recommended South American Rheumatic Cure. After three doses I could sit up. To- cia_v I am as strong as ever I -.vas." -Mrs. John Cook, 287 Clinton street, Toronto. -2 Clarissa -"Of course I love you, Clarence. Haven't I just danced eight tinges with you?" Ciaronce-"I don't. see any proof in that." Claris- sa-"Ilut you would if you only knew how you dance." A magic Pill, -Dyspepsia is a 105 with whielt men are constantly ap•' piing but cannot exterminate. Subdued, and to all appearanees vanquished 1u enc, it snakes its appearance in an- other direction. 111 many the divestive apparatus is es delicate as the mechan- ism of a watch or Seleetlflc instru- ment in which even a heath of air will make a variation. With such per - 50115 disorders of the stomach ensue from the most trivial causes and cause much suffering. To these Parmotou's Vegetable Pills are recommended as Mild and 01(1.e. "1 love my work because I starv- ed for it," sale tho artist, dramati- cally. "Well, I love mine because I starved before I got it," was her companion's inartistic reply. Levor's Y -Z (Wise Mead) Disinfect• ant Soap Powder is better than other powders, as it is both soap and disinfectant. The air -healed was invented 11y Westinghouse in 1874; tho torpedo, by Bushnell, 1777; watch, by Peter Bele, 1477; thermometer, by ,17robe bel, 1609; telescope, by I.ippershchn, 1608; pi"inting, by Gansileisch, 14381 microscope, by Jansen, 1500; litho. graplty, by Scnefelder, 1798; light- ning -rods, by Franklin, 1752; gun• powder, by Schwarz, 1320; balloon, 1ry Montgolfior, 1788; barometer, by Torricelli, 1648. "What," asked the dreamer, "would you do if you could be a king for a day?" "Mol"' answered the practioal man, "I'd borrow 00ollgll motley to live on for the rest of my life.'t pp�pp9 $13 Tailorei Sufis $4.80 11 1W' and up, Send for 1000 swabs. and styles No. 71. SOUTAOOTT SUIT CO., London, Ont. Fraotleal Everyday Lessons on FARM ACCOUNTS For 70o, post paid. FARM PUB. 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