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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1905-6-22, Page 61=U7111ATIC PAINS, Driven O'i of the System by Dr. Williains' Pink Pills, "Day life was absolutely mado miserable by rheumatism, says Mr. Geo. F; 1'lilpert, of Weil River, Sheet Harbor, • N.S, "I am employed every spring as a river driver, and in eon sequence am exposed to '111 sorts of Ivo Lhev, and exposure in the cold wa- ter. A_few years ago while engaged at my work 1 was seized with the most acute pains in my back and joints, I became almost a cripple anti could scarcely MONO about. I had medical aid, but it did not help me. Thon I began taking a remedy alleged to be a entre for rheumatism, autl I used ten dollars worth, but derived absolutely nn benefit. Tho constant suf'uring I was in began to tell on my hitherto strong constitu- tion and 1 became so badly run clown that I despaired of ever being fn. good health again, Then a friend calluci my ttttenLiolt to Dr. \Ytllicons' Pink Pills, and although somewhat' skeptical ] decided to try them. L: had only used a few boxes when II began to feel better, and after I had used something over a dozen loxes I. was again in good health. Every, twinge of the trouble bad left me, and although I habo been subject to mach exposures since, I have not had a twinge of the obi pain, 1 t(tnj honestly say that Dr. Williams' Pinkl Pills cured me after other exponsirel treatment had failed." Rheumatism was rooted in Mr, Hilpert's blood. Tho cold, and the' wet and the exposure only started! the pain going. Dr. Williams' fink Pills cured because they drove the poisonous uric acid out of the blood' and ruled tho veins with that now,, rich blood that no disease can re-! sist, These pills actually make now blood, and that is why they euro, common ailments like rheumatism,) sciatica, lumbago, anaemia, indiges- f tion, headaches and backaches, kid -i nay and liver troubles, and nervous. troubles such as nouralgia, St. VitusI Glance and paralysis. And it is this, same way that they cure the irregu- larities and secret tt•oltbles of wornc,n and growing girls. No other medi- cine can do this, and ailing people Will save money and speedily get good health by taking Dr. Williams' Pink Pills at once. But, you must, get the genuine with the full name, Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo People, on the wrapper around each box. Sold by all medicine dealers n or sent by mail at 60 cents a box or six boxes for 52.50, by writing the Dr. 1Villiams' Medicine Co,, s Brockville, Ont. TO S'1RENGTITFN THE EYES, fe The eyes 11111 be o y greatly strengthen- b ed by putting the face down into a t glass or eye -cup of water the first thing in the morning and opening then, under water. This is somewhat difficult to do at first, but if the water for two or three days be tepid c and gradually be made colder by im_ t perceptible degrees until it is no s shock to put the face into quite cold Tl water, it '110 soon become easy, and el is very invigorating and refreshing, o The eyes should be wiped after this b by passing a soft towel very gently from the outer angle inward toward s the nose. ly —4 1a WIIAT SALT WILL Salt truly be made useful in many i: directions besides table. use, First, as a tooth powder, It will keep the te ti gums hard and the teeth beautifully se white. Also, if you have had a a tooth extracted and the. bleeding does not stop, rinsing the mouth with salt e and water will prove a quick remedy. , i Mixed with hot water it lnake5 a p, good gargle fora sore throat, and d if a little Is put with lemon juice, ti steins on fingers femme ink, peeling p (dDlalers, etc., will be easily re- t, moved When tea -cups are discolor- tf 0l rub' a little salt on the stains be - tem washing them, and the blemish quickly disappears. } A MOTHER'S PRAISE, ci 111 eve, A y pati of Canada you will 1 find mother's who speak in the high- s est praise of Baby's Own Tablets, cu Among these is MTS. Jas. II. lionkle, ti Beamsvillc, Ontario, Who says: -"I of have used Baby's Own Tablets for a over three years and I would not be of without them. They have done more for my children than any medicine 'I tie have ever used, My little girl, now si four years old was always troubled to with indigestion and constipation, ce . and although other medicines helped of her temporarily, Baby's Own Tablets in were the. thing needed to cure her. I t! also gave the tablets to my baby of from time to time since she was two r clays old, and they always worked ha like a cha'm. She is now two years 11 •h old and n morn healthy ch'!id would in he hard to find. The Tablets arc eel' Lb thinly alite-saver." These Tablets to cure all minor ailments of infants se and yours; children, They co11011 go 110 poisoning soothing stuff, and there is no danger of giving an over -dose as there is with liquid medicine. Sold by all druggists o' I sent by mail at 251 cents a box by eh writing The Dr, Williams' Medicine Co„ Brockville, Ont, `e stessee: a ee4e;•e4tee re �e0ee'.es;e ee•;: eill ., ,t ;S T s e4't°ee:.e ,•:•44.44.4444,4444.44 4 ve .' LADIES AS WILL -MAKERS JUST SEEMED TO ItEMINISCENSES OP A PA11itIL'Y SOLICITOR, �,� Eccentric Lady Clients Who Made Many Changes in Their Wills, 11 is a curious fact, said a fault solicitor` of forty years' etandin that women enjoy few things more than Making a will -X don't mean all women, of course, but the sex taking it as a whole. To tho average roan the leaking of his last tegument is a formidable and mournful thing, to bo put off us long as passible or to he got over quickly once for all; but when the average woman's fancy lightly turns to will -malting, she not only enjoys it, but Is as likely as not to make a hobby of it. Some of them draw their own wills, With disastrous consequences often, as 10 the case of a rich lady who died a few weeks ago who had, with infinite detail, disposed of every item of her estate on four foolsrap pages, but had (quite ov01'luoked the net 1 necessity of having witnesses to her iter . signature, 13ut I will say this for is' the sex: they aro as a rule wiser in their generation -or shall 11 'o say less no, conceitett?--than 20011, and usually dy, put their testamentary fate in the ' e' hands of a solicitor. ani But, eh, dear! how some of them. is, do worry the poor man! I have a ,s' client, an estimable lady, who begins 00- each year with a new testament, and of adds an an average a us' CODICIL FOR EACH MONTH. CEREBROSPINAL MENINGITIS. Cerebrospinal meningitis, or spot- ted fever, es it is popularly called, is clue to the presence of a germ in the membranous oovcrilrg of the brain and spinal cord, it attacks children most frequently, yet adults, 00011 fare a$•ed, 1013 nut safe from its oilela,ugh t, I It may begin abruptly or gradually.I When it is gradual the first symptom is usually intense IteaQache,•-this persists with few ren118510us through -i out 1110 c00r80 of the tli5easc,f0il0W-. ed by a chill, oe convulsions in very! young children, fever', and vomiting,! which is usually what is called "pro - Nettle vomiting " that is, the stom- ach contents are elected with great force, and not merely regurgitated. Stillness of the muscles of tale neck 0,011 back soon appears, and a movenu'nt of these parts becomes d t:•ossinly painful. The head drawn hack by the lnuseular coal- Hon. ontr tion. and sometimes the entire spi Is curved backward so that the bo and head forte an arc of a circle. P pupils contract slowly or not at when turned to the light, a squint sometimes present, and light cats great distress, as shown by the el ing of the eyes and contraction the brow of the nearly unconscio patient. The sufferer shrinks also from noises, and the least touch causes pain. Delirium or unconsciousness occurs almost always early in the disease. Although it is called repotted fever, the eruption occurs, only oceasiooa]ly and in the severer eases, In what is called the fulmin form the sufferer is attacked with suddenness of a paralytic stroke, a the disease runs e, frightfully rap Molina ly lir One prized article of jewellery she has already be queathed to quite a dozen relatives and friends; but who will get it ultimately even she could not say. Only yesterday she called here, "Oh Tear. B—," she began, "I want to make another small change in my vvi11. You remember I left my pearl the neckless to Miss —. Would you. ea believe it, though I diel think she le was one of tho truest of my friends, calms;, death often taking pia within twenty-four hours, The fatality varies with the dille ent epidemics, running all the wa from eighty I er cent, down to abo twenty. If the disease does not kill, it ofte eaves its victim a wreck -blind deaf, paralyzed or idiotic, or a co tent sufferer from intolerable hon 0120, The treatment consists in absohc rest in a. quiet, dark room, a r tricted diet and laxatives. War Lillis of long duration have bee 01+1)11 of use. Recently sone phys cans have reported apparent cur y the injection of diphtheria ant oxin. ce I find she's a regular' female ,ludas, and has been saying all kinds of r- spiteful things about mo, I couldn't y rest in my grave if I thought she ut had my treasured necklace. So please strike her name out and put in Miss Hash." And so tho game goes on, until to -day, I assure you, or there is scarcely a single one of her d- possessions, down to a silver button- hoolk, that will go to its first des- tination. Another lady who had tried her 'prentice hand at will -making had the good sense a short time ago to submit it to me for approval -and it was lucky she did. Of the attesting witnesses one was a legatee and the other was the wife of one -both, of course, had thus forfeited their lega- cies; several words and even an en- tire clause had been struck out WITHOUT 33EING INITIALLED ono largo legacy had been left to a Mom on condition that she never married, a stipulation which, of course, is quite illegal; and an im- portant part of her estate had been forgotten altogether. And yet how proud she was of that will until I ruthlessly shattered her delusion! AlYOthe' lady client of mine -dead some time, floor woman -furnished an excellent illustration of the changes of mind her sex claims as its privi- lege. After her first husband's death she provided in her will that she should be buried with him in the saute grove; waren her second hus- ba1(1 followed suit she directed that her bones were to lie with 1115; and ultimately, by her own testamentary wish, she was buried with hor third husband. There are a few women who look on a will a5 a solo medium for re- cording their opinions of friends and relatives. Ono will I made for an eccentric lady client., some years ago, ions a perfect gent in its wary. Among the legacies were these: "To Miss-, my silver hand -mirror, that she may be the better able to indulge her passion for admiring herself"; "To my nephew, Thomas —, one of my Bibles, in the hope that, when ho is at last tired of reading braslly novels, he will devote a little time, to reacting it." to e.- e5 e. - HEALTHY HAIR. Dandruff arises from an unhealthy ondition of the scalp. The best reatment is by friction, Use a good tiff bristle brush night and morning, 1010 is a lotion, composed of two rams of borax dissolved in one pint f rosemary water, which is said to e beneficial, applied three times each n'eele and thoroughly rubbed into the. carp. friction or massage is esunl- recolimenrlyd as the best treat- ent. Wash the head once every Ivo weeks, and when doing so Inas- go the scalp vigorously with the lager tiles, 0mploy]ng a rotary mo- on. Another Means of stimulating e healthy action of the scalp is to partite the hair when shampooing, nil scrub the scalp thoroughly with finger -brush. This, with the 1210s - age by the flugees, will effectually 'event 111e condition 'termed scalp - anal, and tend to eradicate den- ot'. This treatment 5h0u1c1 be con- note'. If the liner dues not grow, 0ssiily white vasrline ruiner in at he roots of the hair with the fmgcr- ps will have a good effect. CURE FOR DIPHTHERIA, Sulphur is one of the most eflca- ous and simple cures for diphtheria. 11 that is needed is flower of stil- ler and a quill, and with these, it said, one celebrated physician red every patient without oxcep- on. Tao put a teaspoonful of flower sulphur into a wineglass of water, xi stirred it with his finger instead a spoon, the sulphur not readily malgamating With water. When o sulphur Was well mixed, the phy- eial gave it as a gargle, and in 11 minut05 the pe tient was out of ager. Sulphur kills every species fungus in a lean, heasi, or plant a few minutes. Instead of spit - ng out the gargle, the swaliowing it i5 recommended. In extreme ayes 01 which the above specialist c1 been called in the nick of time, en the fungus was too nearly clos- e to aper tate gargling, he blow n sulphur through a quill into the tee and, after the fungus deed rank to allow of it, gave the rgle. FRUIT AT )1RTAKFAST-TIME. t is a mistaken idea that no fruit 0uld he eaten at breakfast; indeed, it world be far better if people would eat less bacon at in'oakfast and more fruit. 'rho apple is ono of the best fruits, I3akerl or stewed apples will generally agree with the most deli- cate digestion, and are an excellent medicine in many 011808 of inelispos'i- t]on, Green or hall -ripe apples stewed and sweetened are pleasant to the taste, cooling, and nourishing. Raw apples are better than livor pills. Oranges are very acceptable to most people; but the orange juice alone should be taken, and the pulp be rejected. Lemonade is the best beverage in hot weather and during Severe, and when thickened with; sugar is better than syrup of s(Iui11s and other medicine in many cases of cough. Tomatoes are very beneficial but the skln.e should not be eaten, Mary --"Do ,you think it would be conceited for me to tell my friends that Imade this dress myself?" Edith --"Not colieoitcui, 35)37 door-• superfluous,' - SLAP AS A BEAUTY AID, No girl who does not sleep well can hope to preserve her good looks. Six bolus' sleep is nceessary for every- one, but isnot sufileielt to meet the physical nee(19 of all, some requiring eight hours, and others even, longer, When possible, at least one hour's sleep 5hoilid be obtained before euid- night, as this 15 Worth all the hours that succeedit. Cultivate a habit of sleeping on the side Sleeping on ±lie back cramps the digestive o' gens and, besides being injurious, causes bad . drowns. Avoid heavy reading late at night, 'i'ho proper time for study is the early morning, when the hrain is fresher to 1.0(0110 illl)1y8S16n5, filen:entire-•And lire you Sore you Went to nlarey me? .Roderick --T 2ion't 1(1 .any other +Hoy of handling your money, ENGLISH WOMEN TALLEST. After taking measurements of the height, or W0111011 in France, England and America, a doctor announces that the English woman is the tallest and the American comes next, The average ])eight of the French wo111011 is lift. lin, The American woman is nearly two inches taller and the women of Crone Britain half an inch taller than the latter, American Women, however, weigh slightly more than either of the others, their av- erago weight being about 11711). COF1rEE AS A DISINFECTANT. The use of coffee as a '(lisinfectant is generally known, but it is doubt- ful if the majority of people, aro aware of its true value in this direc- tion, It Is 0110 of the most powerful and effective agents (101071, as has been shown by repeated experiments. Tho merest pinch of coffee is usually sufficient to 01(anee a sick froom, even in aggravated cases. 7'l(e best way to employ it is to freshly pound the coffee in a mortal', if no mill is at baud, anti sprinkle it on a red-hot iron surface. SUIT HIS CASE WELLAND MERCHANT RE- STORED TO HEALTH BY DODD'S I1TDNEY PILLS, Doctors and X)ledieino Failed- Dodd's Kidney Pills Succeeded - Other Cases They Just Seem to Suit. Welland, Ont., June 12. -(Special) -5, J, Yokon, a prominent 11100 - chant of this city, is telling his friends of his remarkable cure of a terrible Kidney Disease by 3101101'5 Kidney fills. Mr. Bolcom s state- ment is as follows: :'h'oe more titan a year I had been ailing with Kidney Trouble in all 015 worst symptons. I Imo a distretsotl feeling in my 320011, little or no ap- petite, and tt feeling of languor. I became greatly reduced in weight, "Doctors and medicines failing to give me any benefit I became despon- dent, when by good luck I chanced to try J)odd's Kidney Pills, and from the first they seemed to suit my ease. After taking live doxes the olti trouble had gradually disappeared, and I was feeling bettor than I had ut niftily years." Dodd's ICidney Pills suit the case of every man, woman or child who has any forst of Kidney Disease, They always 01)1•0 and cure perman- ently, 4 THE IDEAL GIRL. "Is she one lot those horrible girls who ]plow enough to set mel right?" "No; she's one of those delightful girls who know enough not to." • PERSONALLY CONDUCTED TOUR To California and Lewis and Clarke Exposition, Port- land, Oregon. A personally conducted excursion to tho Pacific coast via the Grand Trunk Railway System and connect- ing lines leaves Quebec July 6, a11(1 Montreal and Toronto July 8. Tho route will bo via Chicago, thence the u ' Council o ah Gou cal J11ufs to Omaha, Denver and Colorado Springs. Stops will be made at each of these Places and side • trips taken to Manitou, Cripple Creek, Garden of the Gods, eta, Prom there the party will con- tinue through the famous scenic route of the Denver and Rio Grande, through the Royal Gorge to Salt Lake City, thence to Los Angeles, San Francisco, lilt. Shasta, Port- land, Oregon, Seattle, Spolcane, and home through St. Paul and Minnea- polis. Tho trip will occupy about thirty days, ten days being spent on the Pacific const. The price for the round trip, in- cluding ruilroad fare, Pullman tour- ist sleeping cars, all meals in the dining ear, hotels, side trips, etc., is $165,50 from Quebec, or $160.50 from Montreal anti $150.00 from Toronto. This first trip is designed as a vacation trip for teachers, al- though: many who are not teachers will improve the opportunity of tak- ing the trip at the remarkably low price afforded. For full particulars address E. C. Bowler, General Agent and Conduc- tor, Room 80S, Union Station, To- ronto, HAY FEVER REMEDIES. Recent German Discoveries Are Proving Successful. German sufferers from hay fever have tried to help their fellows and themselves by bantling together in order to promote investigation into the causes of their troubles and to discover cures, if possible. As the hay fever season is just approaching, some acc011nt of the results of their enquiries may bo welcome to Eng- lish sufferers. Experiments and experience have fairly established the fact that )fay fever is 'clue to the "orlon of grass, rye, etc., often intensified by dust and by sunshine. Tho dangerous period is from the middle of May to the end of July, varying according to locality; the actually clangorous time for any given place lasts some five or six weeks. Except hi unusually severe cases, alleviation may be 011tainecl by in- haling the fumes of stramonimu, with which a little saltpetre has been mixed, and sometimes my smoking cigarettes made of Indfan 11001p, The most 51ientifnc remedies yet known for external treatment are the anti- toxins prepared from grass pollen. Of these them aro two on the mar- ket polla.ntin and gh'amin•in, Pollan/in ' is a scrum supplied in the form of I owclme, to he used as snuff or as a liquid to drop into the eyes and nose, Graminen, width at present is only procurable as powder, Is the cheaper product, and 15 due to the 'discovery of tho assistant of Dr, Dunbar, the inventor of pollantin. These reme- dies are at present little known out- side, but in Germany they are used with real success in 50 per cent, of cases treated, and with less success in others, 4 AiEASURXNG INGREDIENTS. It i5 lisefu) to know that sixty drops are equivalent to one tea- spoonful, three teaspoonfuls equal to 0110 tablespoonful. 'A gill is four tablespoonfuls, Ono Cupful of liquid is equal to one half-pint. Two cupfuls of butter or sugar weigh one pound, arca six- teen tablespoonfuls of liquid are equal to a cupful, Mtldson--"Arb you going to write and congratulate Juppings on his marriage?" Smarte-"Woll, no, X think root, You s0o, I don't knew. the lady, so that X can't very well folealtata Mtn, and X ]mow him • too walla to bo able to cOl1 ratulato her, Unless the soap you use has this brand you are not getting the best Ask for the Octagon Afar, wo HUSTLE PO COLI,EC'i' 17. _..._ The world may 0100 you a living, but you have to work )mrd to col- lect the dolt. Wo have no hesitation In saying that Dr. J. ll, 1001Iegg'l Dysentery (medial Is without doubt the hest medicine ever introducer) for dysentery, diarrhoea, cholera and all sammrr complaints, sea Hurl nerrr falls to dTect a positive cure. ]Ito Lherl, should norm• bq a•itlnat a bot- tle whim their 01111(10811 are teething. The less religion a man has the more he thinks he can give away, My Kidneys aro all Wrong! -Siow shall I insure best results lin the short- est time?" It stands to reason that a liquid specific of rho unquestionable merit o1 80utn American I(1(Iney Cure will go 111000 directly and quickly to Ole seat of the trouble than the "pill form" treatment, and when it strikes (320 8)101 there's healing in ria instant. 78 sickness, 01c. It pro/0110Y 0000 rel GREAT DISAPI'O1NTMENT, Edith -Poor Pauline! She was lost at sea.. Lona -Oh, isn't that dreadful! And she so much wanted to be cremated, Sere Regulators. -Mandrake and Dan- delion are known to exert a powerful influence on the liver and kidneys, re- storing them to heealthful action, induc- ing a regular flow of the secretions and imparting to the organs co:nide,. power to perform their functions. There valuable ingredients outer into the com- position of Pal melee's Vegetable fills and serve to render them the agree03le and salutary medicine they arc. There oro few pills so effective as they in their 0.011011. Every cry of need is God's open door to sante garden of paradise. The healthy glow disappearing from the cheek and moaning and restlessness et night aro sure symptoms of worms in chlidron. 11e not fall to get a bot- tle of another Craves' worm lestermhla- tor; It is an effectual n105101110. BURIED TREASURE. There is plenty of buried treasure withinthe confines of the British i u- piro besides that which a noble lord has failecl to locate. For nearly fifty ,years people have been searching for the i11 -gotten hoard of Captain Mel- ville, a famous Australian bush- ranger, who robbed hundreds of gold- diggers between Melbourne and llal- larat, and is supposed to have ac- cumulated a pile of $250,000, which ho so carefully concealed that no- body has so far 'been able to find it. Ho died in'Melbourne jail. At the time of his arrest a curious map was found upon him, but even with its aid the most skilful detectives have failed to localize rho spot. FASCINATED BY A FURNACE. At 0,11 inquest 011 an iron -moulder named Lawton, who committed sui- cide by jumping Into a blast furnace at Birmingham, England, workmen described how, on the day of his death, the men repeatedly called them to look into the furnace, going back to it time after time as if by a kind , of fatal fascination, although ho had no business there. When he jumped in he was heard to cry, "Oh, oh, two or three times, but no ono could approach the charging -hole for 50)110 tiuw on account of the groat heat. Only some bones and bits of metal were recovered. Mrs. Do Vere -"What) Ton have invited your tailor to our party? Think of what ,you 0100 to society!" De Vere -"That's all very ,pelt; but think what I owe to any tailor!" VELD YOUNG GIRLS, Must Have Right Food While Growing. Groat caro should be taken at the critical period when the young girl is just merging into, wonanhood that tho diet shall contain all that is up - building, and nothing harmful. At that age the structln'o is being formed and if formed of a healthy, sturdy character, health and happi- ness will follow; of the other hand utillealtby cells inlay 110 built in and a sick condition slowly supervene which, if not checked, may ripen into a chronic disease and cause life-long suffeg, A yourinng lady says: "Coffee began to have such an ef- fect or my stomach a few years ago, that 1; was compelled to quit using it, It brought on headaches, pains in my muscles, and nervousness. "I trier.) to use tea in its stead, but fou11c1 its affects even worse than those I surnered from coffee. Then for a long time I drank milk alone at my meals, but it never holpod 1111) physically, 0nd at last it palled on ane. it friend came to the resale with the suggestion tilat I try Pos- 11.11. Oofee, ka I did so, only to find at first, that T 111(11n't fancy it. But I had head of 140 many persons who had been benefited by its 1180 that I per- severed, and waren X had it brewed fright f0t11111 it grateful In flavor and soothing and strengthening to my stonaah. I eat find 110 words to express my feeling of what I ore to Postum Food Collet "1'11 every respect it has worked a wonderful improvement -the head- headaches, nervousness, the pains in my side and back, all the distressing symptoms yielded to tho magic Hower of Postuin. My brain ' seems also to shat'e in the betterment of my physical conc3itlon; it seems keener, more alert and brighter. I am, in short, in bettor health now than T oval' was before, and X am sure T 01ve it tone nee of your Postuin 'Need 0olfee, Name 511011 by fest- 111(1 Co„ Battle Creek, Mich, There's a rotten, . r .(,-fir Inarce9vonra.� Come to those who drink only PURE ten lace Ztee Avoid ordinary tea; if you care for SOUND, SWEET SLEEP, and - ask for the SPECIALLY .MAN Uf ACTURiED, CAi11FULLY PA.,CKED._ Blue Ribbon Tea, Red Label. ONLY ONE BEST—BLUE IRO BON'S I"'., PAc]FIO OOA,'iT 5XCu1iSrohrs, During Juno, July, August and September the Chicago and North Western By. will sell froln Chicago, round trip excursion tickets to San Framclsco, Los Angeles, Portland, Ore. (lOwis A. Clarke .lexcursioe), Se- attle, Victoria, Vancouver at very low rates. Correspondingly cheap fares from all points in Canaria. Choice of routes, best of train ser- vic0, favorable stopover's and liberal return limits. Rates, folders and full information can be obtained front 11. It. Bennett, General Agent, 2 Last Piing St., 'l'000nto, Ont, 81 REVIVE'S MEMORY. "There's one good point about al- cohol as a medicine," said old Doc 1priggins• "I never yet had a pa- tient for whom I prescribed it lvho forgot when it was time to take a dose." Tho Poisoned Spring, -As 111 nature 50 111 man, pollute Lilo spring and dis- ease and was10 aro hound to follow - the stomach and nerves out of kilter means - poison in the spring. South American Nervine is a great purifier, cures Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and tones the nerves. The best evidence of its elllcaoy 1s the unsolicited testimony of thousands of cured 01100,-7e Traveller -"Am I in good time for the next train to .Puddleburg"?". Porter -"Oh, yes, you aro in good enough time, sir." Traveller (a quarter of lin aroma' later) -"No sign of that train coating yet?" Porter - "No, sir: it won't bo hero till 6,80 to -morrow morning," They wake the Torpid Energies. -Me.- chinnry not pi oporly supervised and left to run itself, very soon shows fault In its working. It 1,.+ the sante with the digestive organs. Unregulated Iron time to time they aro likely to hecai0e torpid and throw the whole system nut of gear. Parmelee's Vegetable Palls w005 made to meet such (.0005. They restore to the frill the flagging 10001- tius, and bring into order all parts of the mechanism. A elan can nearly always mako his wife believe he 11105 working at the office late if Im brings her home a bunch of flowers, Pile Terrors Swept Away. - Dr. Agnow's ointment stands at the Head 08 a reliever, lustier, and sure cure for Piles in all forms. One application will give comfort in a few minutes, and three to six clays' application accord- ing to directions will cure chronic cases. It relieves all itching and burn- ing skin diseases lu a day. 80 cents, - Johnson -"Ho said I was an addle - pitted jacitass. What do you advise mo to do about it?"• Jackson -"Seo a good vet,' Lever's Y -Z (Wisp lload) Disinfect - alit Soap Powder le better than other powders, as it is both soap and disinfectant. AND THEN SOME, "They have arrested him, have they? What is the amount of the de- falcation?" "No one knows, but it must be 0nor1110us, 140 can :remember where $1.0,000 of it went."- EEilCLISH SPAWN LINIMENT Memorex all hard soft or calloused lumps and blemishes from horses, blood spavin, curbs, splints, ringbone, sweeney, stifles, sprains, sore and swollen throat, coughs, eta Save $50 by use of ono bottle. Warranted tho most lvondcrful Elm/010h Ouro ever known. NOT 3ISP0Sb1D TO CAVIL. Acquaintance -That old farther is telling everybody that when he enure out at you with a gun you ran away. Railway SurVeyor-Well, he's part- ly right. I ran a way right through his land. Neglect a cough and contract consumption. Phil Its C in t }Mien Cure h TToniceLung cures consumption, but don't leave it too long. Try it now. Your money back if it doesn't bonefit you. Prices: 5, C, Warts al Co. 801 25c 50c. $1 LeRoy, 13. Y„ Toronto, Can. OAUGII'P WITH THE GOODS. Tho Groom (at the first hotel) "It's no use, Clara; wo can't hide it from the people that we aro newly married." Tho Britlo-"What mecca you think so, George, deer?'L The Groom (dejectedly) -"Why, the waiter ]las brought us rico pudding.". BEST GERMANS IN SPATES, Professor Haeckel, of Jena, tho groat German Darwinian, declares that the best Germans' have boon driven to the United States, and that they have left be111,1d a raoo of weaker men aril women, whose Off- spring have 1proved incapable of.giv- ing the fatherland that mental and physical vitality which normally con- tributcd to 111c building of the mighty Amoricai Republic, Dyeing a eeealiko 1 0. 150 Tory bort acne your work to the "tlR1T388 M11 RI0A11 MIN 00., too for soot la your Iowa, or said draw, Mostroal,Toropto, Ottawa, Qualms! A )ROYAL B00KLET. The Grand Trunk Railway System are distributing a very handsome booklet descriptive of the Royal Mus- koka Hotel, that is situated in Lake Roseau, In the Muskoka Lakes, "Ilig•hlands of Ontario." The publi- cation is ono giving a full description of rho attractions that may be found at this popular resort, handsomely il- lustrated with colored prints of lalcs and island scenery, the hotel itself, and many of the special features that: may be found there. It Is printed on fine enameled paper, hound in a cover giving the appearauce of Morocco leather, with a picture of the hotel and surroundings on tho sante, and the crest of the hotel embossed in high relief. A glance through this booklet makes ono long for the plea- sure of Summer and outdoor life, and copies may be secured gratuit- ously by applying to any Grand Trunk ticket office. A WAY OUT. Mrs, Hiram Offen-See here, Drld- get, the dishes you have put on the table of late have been positively dirty. Something's got to be done about it. Bridget -Trite for ye, ma'am; if ye only had dark -colored ones, ma'am, they wouldn't show the dirt at all. THE GREAT WEST LIFE ASSURANCE 00. Has g'oo'd openings in many places in Ontario for Agents. The high profit -earning power of the Company, coupled with its lower rates, makes it attractive to both insurers and agents. 1f yet have never 130011 canvassed to insure in this Company, or if there is no agent in your locality, write 101' particulars. J 0. MoCARTHY, Manager for Ontario, 18 Toronto St,, Toronto. Magistrate -"X seem to know your face. Prisoner-"Yus; wo was boys together." Magistrate -"Nonsense 1'• Prisoner-"Yus, we was, We're both about the same age, so we must have bin boys togethorl" Croat Medicine,-Taitl, ono of the pioneers of Freeell Canaria, lost a hand and wore an iron hook 0,0 it substitute. 110 10115 1n the habit of boxing the ean:s of refractory Indians w1 th this iron have remarked that it was "great nied- Ichm." Dr. Thomas' 1•.clectric 011 is great medicine: it takes hold of pain with an iron hand and knocks It out of tate syslmn, Mother -"Tommy, have you eaten all your sweets without °yeti think- ing of ,your little sister?" 'Pommy "Oh, no, mamma. I was thinlcing about her the whole time. I was afraid she'd come before I had finish- ed the el't ',Bought my Ufa Cor thIrtytivo cents" -T1115 was 0110 mania way et netting 11 when ho had been pronounced Incur- able from chro8f1 dyspepsia, '11 was a living death to the 11111,11 1 trial Dr. Von Stan's Pineapple Tablets. Thanks tothem to -day I ,un well, and I tell my friend, 1' bought 11137 lite ler 85 cents," 60 in a box, -80 When a Scotch schoolmaster enter- ed the temple of learning one morn- ing, he read on the blackboard: "Our. teacher is a donkey," Tho pupils ex- pected there would bo a cyclone; but the philosophic pedagogue contented himself with adding the word "'driv- er," and opened the school as usual.. Are your corns harder to remove than those that others have haci? Mayo they not heti the seine kind? nave they not been cured by using Hollo- way's Coil (,ur0'? Try a bottle. COLLECTING MONUMENTS, Collecting monuments is the queer- est hobby we have yet heard of, It is the speciality of a Pennsylvania millionaire Quaker. For forty years 320 has spent tine and money Hunt- ing for tombstones, pedestals, head- pieces, broken columns, gravestones, and 1130110)11011(8 eructed to coarsen- orate 'Biblical events and American history. 12o has them tweeted in a cemetery plot reserved for the per - pose, and speeds mucin of hie leisure admiring his collection. TEE ONLY WAY. There is only ono place in tie world where yell can livo a happy life, and that is, inside of your n- ame, PROTECT YOUR FOOD tYG7�1��L ®�' �' 1S P DS FL KILL THEM ALL AVOW POEM_ ..IMl'fA1io tl); ISSUE 110, 24 -jai. 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