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I- When is Success I
A Faiiure0
When you do not overtop your vo-
cation; when you aro nut greater as
a loan than as a lawyer, a merchant,
n physielem, or a alientist.
When you are not a cleaner, finer,
langur non on account of yaps' life-
work.
When you )lave lost on your way
up to your fortune your soli-•respoct,
your co'u•ailo, woo' soli -control, or
any utbur• duality of manhood.
t, lion ,.L ll.ls l,1u15, coosoi011ee an ac-
cuser, and :MR Lilo sunlight out o.f
your :Me.
When the ntlainnlrnt of ,your ambi-
ion hos elit-hLtd t11e ate 111 Lions and
rushed the hopos of others.
When ,your highest bruin sells have
boom crowded out of bi sina.s by
groad.
ethen all sympathy has been Brush-
ed out of ,your selfish dovoLion to
0th: vocation,
When you Woad that you never 1115(1
ime to cultitate your friendships,
politeness, or good manners.
When you have lived a double life
and practised double-dealing.
When it brings you nu message of
culture, education, travel, or of op-
portunities to help °Coors.
When it dwarfs, cramps, or inter-
feres with anot/her's rights; when it
blinds you to the interests of this
snap at the other and of the bargain.
When there is a dishonest or a de-
ceitful dollar in ,your possession; when
your fortnnn aeons the ruin of wid-
ows and orphans, or the crushing of
the opportnnitles of others.
When the hunger for more money,
more land; more houses and bonds
has grown to- be your dominant pas-
sion.
When it has dwarfed you mentally
and morally, and robbed you of the
spontaneity and enthusiasm of youth.
Whom it has mado you a physical
wreck,—n victim of "nerves" and
moods.
Moen It has lowered your staulards
and mode you a traitor to all your
higliest and noisiest impulses.
When it has hardened you to the
needs and sniYorings of others, and
made you a scorner of the floor and
unfortunate.
When you rob those who work for
you what is justly their due; and
then pose as a philanthropist by con-
tributing a small fraction of your un-
just gains to soma charity or to the
endowment of some public institution.
When the world is not the better
and the ri::her for your life; when
you have hoarded every dollar you
have made, •uiul have refused to help
your less fortunate feltownmen.
Wino you have used others as stop -
'sing -stones to fortune, and ignored
their existence when your selfish ends
were attained.
When in your climb to power you
have trampled on duty, frienilship,
loco, honor, patriotism, and all the
most sacred footings of humanity.
When your example has dragged
othm•s clown. when your injustice and
tyranny have driven men and women
to desperation, and destroyed their
faith in God and man.
When your absorption in your work
has made you practically a stranger'
to your family.
When your children do not look
upon you as their bast friend next
to their mother.
When tho-nervous irritability ongen-
doted by constant worn, without any
relaxation, has mod° you a brute in
your home and a nuisance to those
wlio work fol you,
When your greed for money 13as
tlnrl.enecl . and cramped your' wife's
life, and deprived her of needed rust
and recreation, or amusement of
any kind.
When your narrow spirit makas.you
cry out, "What was good enough for
inc isgood enough for my chiltrrna,"
and you refuse to give them the edu-
cation that they crave, and which
you can amply afford.
When you have mot your children's
caresses with repulses, and have de-
nied tliohn thio heip of your compan-
ionship and loping encouragement and
guidance sharing tlieir formative years.
When the dissolute lives of your
sons cry out against you as the ono
who, either by direct example or by
complete neglect of them, has point -
'ed tlieir 'downward path.
When you are gloomy and pessimis-
tic; wliun you spread discotlragement
and despair wherever you go; whon
you cn.n see no good in any one, no
success in any aclifovement but in
piling op none's, then, no matter
how great your epparent success, you
are a colossal failure•—O. S. Morden,
in Suceoss.
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CLEARING FOR ACTION.
Siiore-going poopie have rather a
vague idea asto tho oxact meaning
of the phraso "cleared for action,"
which leas occupied so conspicuousa
place on Headlines in the newspapors,
says the Westminster Gazette. Many
seem to imagine that decks aro only
clearerl when war is imminent, but,
as a matter of fact, the process is
part of the routine of naval prac-
tice. Duhring tifo mzbfloouvres, for in-
stance, to clear decks for action sim-
ply moans that all impedimenta, un-
necessary woodwork, oto is 5natked
in pipe -Clay with a big "L," meaning
that on active service artucics so
harked would be laded. if tem /loot
is at Gibraltar or Portsmouth sticli
impocliinonta would ho put on share
in boats, tf1iioii is, 110 doubt, What
Lord C harlos Boresforci caused such
oxcitemonll by cloing lately. The
process is only on otlionsive ono Where
netts or filo nuthrcalc of hostilities
reathos slttps at son or far from a
convenient port; for in thaso circum-
otos:cos everything superfluous has to
ho thrown overboard, Until alis hap-
pens the public may se0 "13ritisli ships"
Ole/trod for 'action" on contents -bills
With egttablrility,
.A.CSING KIDNEYS.
Can Only bo Cured by Enriching
the Blood by the Use of Dr,
Williams' Pink Pills,
The ltldneys niter Ovary drop of
your blood, 'Tho purity of the blood
depend upon tho kidneys—told too
llodlth of tho kidneys deponds upon
Um blood, if your blood Is words
tlhu ishlnoys have not strength fur
their work and leave Lha blood un-
filtered not( foul, If your blood is
bail tho kidnaps got clogged With
painful, poisonous impurities. That
is whoa musses your back ache with
the dull pains or sharp -slabs of side
kidneys. And kidney disease Is ole
ole the most deauly and hopeless
things that can attack you. The 1f neer a'se is that 1ft'tit")'t a
nly lupi Is to ntrikc without delay !twos In that country arc: in w,1tt. ilo
at the root of the trouble in the colts 4,000,0c0 I•nugPels and tho ,,:-
blood with lir. Williams' fink (Phis, mnin•fer huge-r;u'ti.• s, '1110 pauper
'17u'y ac too is make new blood, They
!tush the lialnuys clean, heal thole
inflammation and give thuut strength
for their work. Connell klduay
pills only touch the st tnpt.oms-1)'.
t\'llllams' Pink Pills cure rho cause, ialti.itnln a state of oliyus1ca1 11111 -
That is why they euro for good and ea'y.
at the carne Limo hnprot'o the health
every iInt way.
Mr (too. ohnson, of Lilo village That 10,000,000 of the. people of
of Ohio, N. S„ gives strong proof the United States are in poverty, ci-
of the truth of the above l stagy v flier as paupers ur as lahurnrs pin•Ir
meats. He says : suffered
son, ate ed by the ir011 vise of n,•h:essity, fair.
ninistcen years old, su et ec 6 e Y
with kidney trouble. He was con- Irt'.nter calls to witness an array of
stately troubled with severe pains In Istatlslies.
the back, and often passed sleeploss "T h" number of eviction:: in a
nights. His appetite failed, ho1 com.mcnity," he continuos, "7s a
grew weak, and could hardly do the fairly good measure of the tninirnuln
usual work that fails to the lot of a cfi,ttess, in the year 1903, 50.408
boy on a farm' Wo tried several families in the borougd of Manhattan
kidney medicines, but they could not
A BIG ARMY IN WANT ; ,A Y S 111 WAS
UNITED STATES IIAS 10,000,-
000 PAUPERS.
E:usband of an Heiress Writes
• Book Scoring' Existing
C ondittons.
Robert Motor, who became prom
111 nt In charity worts in (%lt1ngo x111
recently married the daughter of An-
son 1 helve Stu' es of NOW lock, all
heiress 10 util,ium+, lies written a
howl. season;, Awt loon 1111iwinlrrs
un.1 done,errroar Lha, 0t 1101110 e011.
(eons
11(eons of the United `410101, Thu book
Is 00 ilted "PoterLy," am! in 1L Mr.
dopl.n 5 on Iv II,. or ; rtvat0 charity
for his soles nun' o. 'I los others work,
sonic+ of them !dolt nod clay, and
yet are unable to obtain those neves--
Salt' lei 011111 will permit them. to
GREAT ARMY IN POVERTY.
help him any. then a friend recom-
mended Dr. Wililams' Pink Pills, and
this was the first MO(1ic1110 that
reached the cause of the trouble. Ilcof
lPauper burials should be cited.
used the pins for a couple of months Leer, one 01meanr with the Pone
and T am thankful to say is now as.; notes how desperately they strugglo
to give a decent burial to their dead.
Even rho poorest people }lave friends,
Politi' (ens or others, who save them,
if possible from this last disgrace.
were et belod from their lionles, That
is abo'tt 14 per cent of the total num-
ber of fami'ies in the horoilgh.
"As another indication, the number
strong and healthy as any boy of
his ago." -
There is no disease due to bad
blood that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
will not sure, simply because they And ,yet one out of every ten persons
make 110W, rich red blood that ex- who clic in NOW York City is buried
pots disease from every part of the in a potter's Ilelrl. I should say that
body. That is why they cure the lite number of Iheu1 or funerals does
worst cases of anaemia, indigestion,
neuralgia, rheumatism, headache, not represent half the actual distress
and backaches, and the special an- of the cnmmuntty."
metas from which W0521051 alone suf-
fer. But only the genuine pills can &oa.t sources to idle olioct, that in;
do this and you should see that the 1897 and 1899 18 per court, of the
full name, "Dr, Williams' Pink Pills is hal :tants of New 'York State were
for Pale People," is printed on the fn distress. IW 'declares this figure
wrapper around each box. Sold by represents only tho poor who 'finally
all medicine dealers or direct by mail are helped by charity, and adds that
he would nn( be surprised in the
number of those in distress in the
metropolis and isi other loge indlIs-
trial Anieh icon centres rarely fell be-
low 25 per cont, of the 1100.110
Mr. 11uler nods in the fact that
2,000,000 noose -turners In the United
States are colt of s:e::loyntent irorn
four to six num h, of the year addi-
tional cloth for his oelito. to.
He thin's' Ihal n {i -on oil income of
8460 a your is the ,t• of •age amount on
which a family of 6,"l:er, mothor, and
three 0Lildl'011 cam live and keep
above the "poverty" lino,
"It is hardly to be doubted," the
social agent continues, "that the
mass of unskilled lahoro•s hn tho
North receive less than $1(10 a year,
and that the sante class in tho South
receive less than $800."
Mr Hunter declares that the condi-
tions of want are increased by the ar-
rival every year of 500,000 male im-
migrants, who soot, work in the very
district whore employment is moot
scarce. He declares that 1,700,000
little, children aro forced to become
wage-earners in this country when
they should be in school, and that
about 5,0(70,000 women find it neces-
sary to work, of whom 2,000,000 aro
employed in factories and mills,
"Probably no less than 1,0(10,000
workers are killed an injured each
year while doing their work," he
says, "and about 10,000;000 persons
now living, if the present ratio is
kept up, will die of that preventable
111101se, tuberculosis.
"Thorn ]mist be tsonsands, very
likely 00,000 or 70,000 children in
Now York Clity alone, who often ar-
rive at school hungry and unfitted to
do well the work required,"
"Shorter hours and higlisr wages,"
110 suggests as a remedy for some of
these Conditions. Steadier employ-
ment, improved sanitary conditions
in workshops, and protection in
clangorous troth's aro reforms which
In tf.oe \vi11 decroos0 materially the
amount of paalt0, ram." •
from the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co.,
Brockville, Ont., at 50 cents a box
or six boxes for $2.50.
PURIFICATION OF WATER.
Kindly Offices of Sunlight, Aera-
tion and Sedimentation.
That the water of lakes and rivers,
even though infected with immense
quantities of refuse materials, is pur-
ifrod spontaneously and after a cer-
tain tine, if Ireod from all infection
returns to its pristine condition, is
DOW no longer disputed. What fac-
tors cause this purification, what part
must bo attributed to each-, and what
Is the mechanism of each? Tho self -
purification, of water is Moen more
easily accomplished when the foroign
mutter is broken up into small par-
ticles, this being detormined by the
velocity of the cnrreut• the condition
of the bed of the nitron or lake, etc.
When the particles are very small the
molecular cohesion with the water is
all the greater, while lli0 separation
of the matter multiplies tine surface
of contact of the pni•ticlel5 with tho
liquid plass; surface for the nutrition
of bacteria is also htcrensed, these
bacteria assuming the ofneo of de-
molition of the fo'eign ,natter. A
great number of bacteria, according
to researches of Kruger anl Front:-
land,
r'ontaLand, are dragged to tho bottom of
the precipitation of the solid matter,
in this way sedimentation playing an
important role in the purification of
water.
While it may be admitted that sedi-
mentation is the principal factor of
ptirifieation in sluggish streams, in
swift currents the velocity itself is
it purifying agent, carrying away all
particles of matter which could cause
infection. Also sunlight and temper-
ature have an important role. It has
been seen that bacteria may be de-
stroyed in the water by sunlight even
at a depth of three feet, while tem-
perature has a very important in-
fluence, there being much fewer bac-
teria, in the . Winter than in
the Summer. Many organisms
have an action on the pu-
rification of water, namely, the bac-
teria of putrid fermentation, protot
oa, molluscs, crustaceans, etc. All
of theso organisms grow better in
impure water which must oertaialy
destroy a notable of the impurities.
Tho part in purification which is
assumed by dilution of the foreign
matter is in relation to the mass of
pure water and the character of the
wator sources, this action always in-
creasing with distance from the
source of contamination. Also the
movement of the water, either in it-
self or by th0 aeration which is pro-
duced, has a powerful action on the
purification of water.
SLEBPLL,SS BABT17S,
d t 1:
Well babies slceli soundly and ya °
up briglitly, When babies. aro rest-
less rend sloepless it is the surest
possible sign of illness—in all prob-
abilitydue to soma derangement of
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the stomach old bowels, or tootling
troubles. lletby's Own 'i tbleot are
the only propos vernally. They re-
move the trouble and in this way
give tho little ono sound, refreshing
sleep, nail it' wales up liettltliy and
Happy, G'tta'nnteed to 00ntain no
ho.rntful drug or opiate Mrs. Thos.
Cain, Loring, Ont,, says• "My baby
suffered front stomach' trouble and
-Mottling, and was quite cross. I got
13aby's 0100 Tablets and they stem•
ed to work ohnost like a charm. I
think notilitig tall equal the 'Tablets
for chllilrou's •athnento." Yon can
find them dt drug stores or got 11)0511
post paid at 25 Cents a box by
writing The Dr. Wll11 ms' Mfiotlieino
Co., Brockville, Ont,
PENSION SYSTEM IS URC1IOD.
Mr. hunter would niaka industry
itself pay the n0cessay logitimato
cost of maintaining and lirocluolnp
efficient laborers.
Ono of tho great causes of poverty,
aside from insufficient wages, in the
opinion of Mr. 1•tuntor, is the lack of
ndequato provision for those who aro
injured in the work which they un-
dertake, or for tiro families of those
who oro killed while engaged in dos-
gerons occupations.
Ho is on adboeate of tho German
insurance system, which eslablislies a
fund partly 1`nicl by the wol,:.ingmen
thcrosclves and partly by the employ-
ers, for the care of those who lin:vo
been incepacitnt.nd by ncciticnts. In
the case of death by accident, Ilia
employer is t'ompellod to pay an
aftermath amount out of liis own
pookot to core for the family of the
workman Killed while in His service.
"It is hardly lhurionp," writes Mr,
Bunter, "for Its to call a man a
111 ho. rowu old 7ifo
n a la
v a
pauper
g Y
n{ vigo'ons and Honest toll, It is
brutal to cull that man a pauper who
bias lost 1jii labor power in the for'nt
of limbs, oyes, or Venni)" 15111110 pro-
&Icing,the wealth of the World, and
who roust• of necessity, after sustain-
ing the loss, aslc relief and respfto
until death,
"This system of insurance is st pal-
liative for much of the most distress-
ing misel',y iwsultin,g fronn this social
problem, It enrournges Mille it
involves no rnvohltion in socioty, anti
qct it ie a beginning in -justice. It
sloes away in part, at toast, witlt tho
ebottheblo system and hypocrisy of
ona101w paup0rs nn tie one hood anti
of giving for t1)cir tend With tiro
cher,"
•
A TOTAL WRECK
BUT DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS
GAVE HIM A NEW LEASE
OFLI EF'
•
Geo, Robertson Plod Rheumatism
and 'Dropsy---Ead to be Tapped
—Doesn't Enow What it is to be
Sick Now.
(ibnntrual, Que., Dec. i0—(Speolal).
—Mr, Geo. ilnliurtsat, a we'll -known
citu:en thing at 8112 St, James St.,
Mossl.rcal, Is oho of the many peop0'
in this city who aro 1111er without
DU.:as Ki.lttoy Pills in tite house.
Like till rho others, Mr. Floborteon
has Ills reasons for this and is al-
ways really to glue tlwnn.
"1 was a total wreck before I
started to use 1)odd's Kfdncy Pills,"
lir, Robertson says, "1 lied been
trots blocl 141111 1lhellntatis,tt ontl
Ur
of sy for (ivo prem. i,. Thar[ to bo
tapped to relieve hie of t he pttin. My
aches and leass-ware tort ihly sti'o''.•1),
"1 bad just betren to get down-
hoa'totl when a friend indueol ,sir' to
try Do Id's 'Kidney fills, Ilafec'e f
bad used tho second box I fele 111 tor.
Seven boxes cured one so completely
that now I don't know what it is to
be sick."
IN MERRY OLD ENGLAND
NEWS BY NAIL ABOUT 30I3N
BULL AND HIS PEOPLE.
Occurrences in the Land That
Reigns Supreme in the Com-
mercial World.
Irish and Welsh' workmen in Eng-
lish naval dori,ytu'cis aro to be of-
fered the chalk o of t.5 t.tllging with
Englishmen in the Irises and Welsh
yards.
All that we really know for cer-
tain about Shakespeare," said a leo-
turer to the 1ddancheater Shakespeare
Society, "is that ho was born, mar-
ried, and cried."
\\then crossing from America on tiro
Compania a poor woman gave birth
to a child, and Air, Marconi sent the
news by his wireless system to :for
friends in Ireland.
On the grorn(T that consumption 1s
infectious and preventible, tho Isling-
ton medical officer awes the Borough
Council to compel notification of the
disease.
By a ruling in the Edinburgh Court
of Session tlio Roman Catholic dio-
ceses of Argyll and Galloway lose
:(%10,000 bequeathed by the Tato Mar-
quis of Bute, the bishops objecting
to certain conditions.
having been employed among
horses, some of which had to bo
slauglitored for glanders, Thomas
Lewis Lias died of the disease in
Westminster Hospital.
Wlthlo a farmer's family woro sit-
ting around the fire in the !house
near Denbigh, a girl, aged nine, threw
a dynamite cartridge on to tho fire.
The place was wrecked, the girl kill-
ed, and 'other inmates gravely injur-
ed.
Mainly through lack of chest deve-
lopetnent, 498 recruits for the Regu-
lar Army and fifty-five for the 'Mili-
t'ia woro rejected last year, says Col-
onel Quayle Jones, commanding the
0th Regimental District.
There is a movement In Johannes-
burg; says the London correspondent
of the Birmingham Post, to erect a
statue to Mr. Chamberlain in tho
thief square of the city.
Argentina has addressed fresh pro-
posals to Groat Britain for the re-
opening of British ports to Argentine
cattle, but tliere are indications that
the roquost will be refused.
About three Hundred old colliery
shafts near Manchester, says a Lan-
cashire correspondent, aro being
closed by Lord Ellesmere, but many
of thank are difficult to locate, as
last century.
A form of prayer imploring that
the War in are leer East may be -
brought to a close has been sans"
Monett by the Bishop of Peterbor-
ough for use in his diocese.
After the X-rays had failed to re-
veal 1.110 half a crown which an anxi-
ous Northampton mother believed had
Moen swallowed by her baby, tbo coin
was food, and the woman hurried
with it to the Hospital and took liar
baby home.
The Brothers of St. Gabriel's In-
stitute, fa.nlotis for tlieir sucoess in
the education of deaf and clumb boys,
have settled at Boaconfiolcl Monaco,
near Plymouth, on their expulsion
from France fonder the Associations
law. With Ilio permssion of the
Roman Catholic Bishop of Plymouth
they are about to commence there
the education of deaf and dumb boys,
irrospective of creed arci private pu-
pils will also bo roceived next montii.
A curious effect of tiro now sup-
ply of soft Wolsh water is noted in
Birmingham. Not only will it effect
n.n enoi'moars saving in soap, hut it
is almost rovolutionizing the tasto
of the local public in teas and blend -
are busy ovolving combinations
morn suited to soft -water brow,
The attempt is difficult, bacons° in
Results from common soaps;
eczema, coarse hands, ragged
clothes, shrunken flannels,
REDUCES
EXPENSE.
tni< 111:• the Octagon nor
Ile OSOME .�
14k RING and
COLD WATCH
nandrahs of beautiful
urns and 'Patches LYoe
to anyone,
Send us rmmramonnd
address end ogres tomo' l
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Ir. et you t f d send Dlu'
fug by moil l ostlmld.
ll.ery 10(7 neu,W nhdnr,
1 L I G•.0. natio
Wel
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•011 o 0 sell the M er
1 1
000 In taw beer
Wheen',t 0 0 11 th
yam and , will semi
yen rho bm,dsoma but.
wild 0 vrinat large
M 0'
with oio'ut inrb�'Y Mu,
qurtte ,Salsa Turgaob
Fee -Lonesome
and nen
tonuly Rings, d
emery rttni,o, lr yon writ
see 101tr an 00NT, w nn f.r t4o nittinStvltb•
Yutdeing•vron :t"olo nn
Snrpp55stulei eneo to mhoof•vre,g'moe sloe re•'rval
a' tr erS Co,bo t. 2 p Add,•e' ronto Ont.
ttluinfd Co„ bort. Z9p Toronto, Ont.
one street people may be receiving
the new supply, while in the next
the supply is a combination of vary-
ing quality with the old .bard water,
but it is expected that uniformity
will he attained presently. Experts
say that the effect of the new water
is to necessitate a milder tea, as
the flavor may be fully brought
out without the extensive admix-
ture or astringent varieties.
51 --
QUA 1.I1''1 PID Isis STATEMENT.
She --"To think that you once de-
dared
c-01a•ed that you would love me as
long as you lived! And now, al-
though we (rave not been married a
year, you care nothing at all about
me!"
He—"But, you see, when I told you
I would love you as long as I lived
I wasn't feeling very well, and I
really didn't think 1 should live
long!"
HARD ON P1111 ML, P.
MT. P.—"Did you ten tliat reporter
1 had nothing to say?"
Servant—"Yes, sir,"
lT. P.—"l supilose he was vory
much disappointed."
Servant—"1 hardly know, sir. Hn
said lie was awal'e of the fact that
you never said anything, but was
under the impression that you never
missed an opportunity to talk."
Pile Terrors Swept Away. —Dr. Ag-
new's Oiutnlant stands at the head as
a reliever, healer, and sumo cure for
Piles in all forms. One application
will give comfort In a few minutes, and
three to six days' application according
to directions will euro chronic eases.
11 relieves all itching and horning skin
diseases In a day. 85 cants. --79
Some loon would have no excuse
for living if their wives didn't take
in boar'der's.
"Bought my Life for SS Cents."
—This was ono man's way of putting
it when he hall been pronounced incur-
able from chrome dyspepsia. "It w110
a living doath to nue until I tried Dr
Von Stan's Ph:cn.p its Tablets. Thanks
to thorn to -clay 7 11115 well, and I tell
my friends 1 bought my life for 35
cents.' 60 ht u 110x.-130
"Grace, can you tell one what is
meant by a cubic yard?" "I don't
know exactly, but I think it's a yard
that the Cuban children play in."
Dear Sirs,—I was for sevetl years
a sufferer from Bronchial trouble,
and would be so hoarse at times that
I could scarcely :monk above a whis-
Per, I got no relief front anything
till T tried your MINARD'S T-TONEY
BALSAM. Two bottles gave relief
and six bottles made a complete
caro. I would heartily recommend it
to anyoni suffering from throat or
lung trouble.
J, F. VAN131JSKIRK,
Frodorictoi.
If a mon has the cheek to ask n,
girl to annrry she 5011001 has the
face to refuse, `r
(0r Over Sixty years
ETns.Wnieaaw'PSOSTnlne STYLUS hue poen 3101 ti
mlilione of mothers for their ohildron while toothing.
ltennthm,the rh1111, softens the gums, nllayspalu Snead
windoollo regulates theatemaeh and bowels, nulls the
bestrometlyfor niarrhein. Twenty -the Uellte n horde
Sold by druggists thronithout rho world. no sum mud
Opfer" Mits. ty1Nano ,v's800l, 100 Senor." 11i-01
Ono: get-up-ancd•git man is better
Ilion a 'doyen of the wait -for -some-
thing -to -turn -up brand.
Mlnard's Liniment Cures Burns, etc,
"I'm salisllod that you never in-
tend to (nay me that $50 yon bor-
rowed." "Well, If you're satisfied, 1
ann."
Tho Pali of Rhoumatic Pains. --When
a cohere' rinds permanent relief in such
a uteri tortoni. medicine as South Amor-
icon Rheumatic Cure, 110W glad he is
to tell It. 0. W. I1., n r ame -
tvl oW, of 'lit s
vlllo, riot, ronldn'1 wnik or food him-
self for months -•four years ago toren
bottles of tide great remedy cured him
--not n, 1111111 canoe—isn't that oneaul'age-
lnene ter Aileen) Lie snllurors?—all
ITh—"You have a Iieadaclie, you
say?" :ilio—"Yee, L have." 110—
"hlo you seuier hutch from.Iiceiia.ello?"
faha--"Yes; always when T Mayo it."
tTso Lsve's Dry Soap, (a powder)
try . Wash wool°ns aid Oamels,-'
you'll like it,
cilteite-frxL--at 9L4,
'I v Al
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r 1
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nraewses
T 1-1 E
We can handle your poultry either,
aS'
alive or dressed to best advantage.
Also d;'✓�1 �I 0 .,, your butter, eggs, honey ansa
other produce.
N COMMISSION CO., Limited
Our, West .o, -kat an.J Colborne Bra, TORONTO.
W'11AT 51111 \PANTED TO STIP.
"Mnrnin', madam! WVwit shy
combs, brushes, hairpins, or toffee?"
asked t'ie pedlar, putting his hat on
the door iuld opening his lat...
"No, sir," said the Woolton. sharp-
ly, "and 1 don't care for any novels,
Z !
par h s, lion rwicks eye -salve, or
I
corn -salve, or mom—Ousters."
"Just so. And I suppose it's no
use to ask whether you'd like to look
at a bottle of wrinkle-liliin' for the
complexion?"
"Not a bit, sir, and I know you
haven't any book on good manners
or you'd read it yourself occasion-
ally."
"None of the people I call on would
appreciate 'em, random. And now, if
you think you, have no nso for the
celebrated invisible ear -trumpet that
you can fasten to a back window and
(tear all your neighbors say, or the
famous long-range telescope that will
bring every kitchen within half a mile
of your house so close to you that
you can almost smell what the folk
are cooking, I'll be going."
"Hold on!" exclahned tile woman
of the house. "I'd very much like
to see those two articles."
"All right, madam," rejoined the
pedlar, • if I see any chap who's got
'em to sell 1,11 send him' round.
Mornin', madam."
And he picked up his hat, put it
on His head sideways, and went down
the steps whistling "Gooch --bye Dolly,
I Most Leave You," while a large,
raw -honed woman stood at the door
gasping in inarticulate rage.
Irritable leather—"Want to marry
my dao5hter, hey? T suppose siie
thinks I ala fool enough to take such
a yoltng man as you are into 2137
family, doe's She?" Young Man—"No,
sir. She didn't think it would be of
any use for ole to ask you. She
said y011 were s0 cross and so con-
trary you would order me out of
your office the moment I spoke to
you about it." Irritable Fathom —
"Oh, siie said that, did she'? 'iVell,
T'll Eliow that impudent young thing
slie doesn't know what she is talking
aborit, You can have her, sir, any
day you please!"
Minard's Liniment fur sale everywhere
D]nlT—''1'd have you know, sir,
that I'rn a self-made lean." Gruff—
"Well, I'm sorry for you; but keep
it dark and don't think too much
abort it, anti perhaps you'll get
along all riglit."
The Poisoned Spring—As in nature
so in man, pollute the spring and dis-
ease and waste are bound to fonow—
tile stomach and nerves out of kilter
means poison in the spring. Soutar
Amerman Nervine is a great purifiers
cures Indigestion, Dyspepsia., and tones
the nerves. The best evidence of its
efficacy is the unsolicited testimony of
thousands of cured ones. -76
She (apyroingly)—"Yott won her
Bund, then?" lin (rather gltunly)—
"Humpli I prosnano so. I'm under
het thumb."
MIuard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia
"Jdmsley thinks his wife is an
angel." That so? Why, I didn't
know Jimsley was married." "13o
is a widower."
"My Kidneys aro all Wrong 1 —Few
skull I Insure hest results in the short-
est tine?" It stands to reason that a
liquid specific of tite unquestionable
merit of South American .1(ldney Cure
will go more directly and quickly to
Um spat of the trouble than the "rill
forte" tratttntent, and when it strikes
the spot there's healing 15 an instant,
"Your account has been stanching a
long time, Mr. Dukey." "Then give
It a sent, my dear Shears." "Very
glad to, sii•. Shall we snake it are-
ceipt?''
BTo prove co yon That '6a
rilesChnseo Ointmentisaeortnin
ane ahflelate 00110 ice enol
and ovary form of itching,
blooding and protrndhtBB picas,
ho toannfacturors have guarentcod it. Barites.
itnonials In the daily prose and ask yolrneetir
+ora what Lltey think of It. You can use It and
alt dealers or IrDDMncxsox not
cured. Co�''box,
ro ata
Ii a Ohas&$s Ointmessirl
AN EXCITING OCCUPATION.
A Yollcslirro noblomnit ineistetd on
his head ga•doner taking on as on
apprentice a young lad in whom 111s
lordship woo interested.
The lad was very lazy, anti the
gardener was not at all pleased at
Jinxing soffit 't yotlt1 ibIlu'ust upon
him.
Some Limo hoer, lits lordship,
wanting in the ga'don, Came upon Itis
gardenot• Wild said: "Wall, Johan, dhow
Is may young friend 'getting on With
you?"
"Ohs he's coin' fine," replied the
gardellar, with a sarcastic grin, "HIo's
worltih' (tally theca at tho very lob
that shits him."T Th glace to lolouse: that" said his
lordstiip. "What may that MS?" -
"Chasing simile off tile walks," was
the cutting reply"
OHENtilt,LE CURTAINS
LICEr1q� orudd all fkin{,lai,�of hong, nensiege, also
LHUE UUR2L100S DVE1,1 KH NOW,M"
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0RITIYll AMLa18An avenla 8a., ae1188, Montreal
gnrert, .Z122GAg^ rr.,tsto,.-
'x151 AKNOTT INSTITUTE. BERLIN ONT.
For the treatment of all forms of SPE•AECII
DEFECTS. We treat the ca use, not simply the
tank, and therefore praduee natural speech. ,.
•
Write for particulars.
Made big enough for a big
man to work in with comfort
Has more material in it than
any other brand of shirt in
Canada. Made on the
H.B.K. scale it requires 3912
to 42 yards per dozen, whereas
common shirts have only 32
to 33 yards.
That's the reason why the
H.B.R. "131g" Shirt never
chafes the armpits, is never
tight at the neck or wrist-
bands, isalways loose, full
and comfortable and wears
well
Each shirt bears a tiny book
that tells the whole history
of the '/Big" Shirt, and
also contains a notarial
declaration that the H.B.K.
rc Big" Shirt contains is
Big 39/
to 42 yards of material per
dozen.
Sold at all dealers but only
with this brand:—
HUDSON BAY KNITTING CO.
Montreal Winnipeg Dawson
vum,anrm.se.I
THE MAGNET IN SURGERY.
WhaI is said to bo tho largest alec-
tro-umtgnet in 111e world has boon in-
stalled in the Bridgeport (Conn.)
llospitni, It will be used for extract-
ing pieces of iron and stool from rho
eyes of machinists and other rectal
workers wHo naYbeinjured.-
a r -'s Liniment Cures Dandruf,
Mln rd im , 1
First Russian—"We haven't enough
food for our men. ' Seconal Russian—
"The Jape will Ifo115 "13y glyiag
US foot(?" "No, by dililinishiug our
nan1her."
The ha• rderc
ouo
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y ugh, the worst]
the cough gots.
g gs
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Consul. p i)•.ltion
The Lung
r ° TOhIC.
is guaranteed to entre, tI It
doesn't beueftt you, the druggist
tv111 givo you your tnonoy back,
Prices: S. D. Wnrv,ss&Co. E2
tee. 50e, et LeRoy, N. le,, Toronto, dos,
ISSUE NO. 51-x-04,