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"Jim the
Ponman."
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"One of the celovorest and most
pitiless sicoenclrels." ems Mr, Sur -
fault nallesetine's verdict on "Jim
' the Penman." "That man better de-
served hanging then most of the peo-
ple who go to the gallows."
41* I quite agveo witli hint. Fiction -
so writ ers have invested "j im the Puns
n
- lt•l". ma" with a falso kind of glory. The
/
' scoundrel Nvas the cause—ono of tho
counsel wlio permeated him told me
—of no is than seventeen innocent
people being convicted, Of loss in-
nocent persons—men whom Ile in-
•duceci s to become his accomplices—
four were sent to penal servitude for
life, two were sentenced to twenty
years, and two to ten ,years!
He had a wonderful faculty of get -
'f ting all concerned with Min into
I
"trouble," allft a, wonderful faculty
for avoiding disagreeable ooneequene-
I es to himself. I doebt whether the
o dock at the Old Bailey ever held a
greater villain than It did that day
when, on March d•till, 1857, "Jim the
Penman" made his bow to a crowded
° Illiff court.
Ho was a short, stoutly built titan,
. with hair beginning to go grey. His
r face was rather bloated, and the
small, twinkling grey oyes were set
under heavy, shaggy eyebrows, His
" bearing In the dock was clumsy, and
calculated to give the impression
that be was an ignorant boor, and
• such was, no doubt, the impression
he wanted to convey. Xfo bad de-
scribed himself as a. "laborer," and
he was vainly striving now to act
the part. How could an -ignorant,
uncultivated laborer bo ono of the
cleverest forgers that had over spread
panic front one end of the country to
the other?
It was noticed that the prisoner
kept his hands low down in the clock,
They would have been awkward wit-
nesses to refute his claim as a work-
• `,..'' or. They were plump, white, soft
• )sandst--vory nimble ones indeed.
• . ."..Tim tlie Penman" was in reality
. , one James Townshend Seward, a
- .4 barrister. of the Inner Temple, who
had found the law too slow a means
to making wealth, and who had
14 many years since drifted into crime.
jot
' 'The chief witnesses against Seward
were two of his acconndices—nomed
.A.ttwell and Hardwick—who had a
• short time previoualy fallen into the
hands of justice, and been condemned
to penal servitude for life.
o I- For three years past something like
'dismay had reigned in London banks
...
and commercial circles, 'Hardly a
month passed without bankers a.nd
merchants being victimized by moans
of choquos forged so skilfully that
they defied detection by the most
skilful and cautious examiners. Even
the people whose names were forged
lieeitruted, when their manufacture.'
signatures were placed before them,
to doelare the;v were false. They
coeld only arrive at certainty by
studying the body of the cheque it-
self.
"The only way in which X can un-
dertake to swear that I never signed
that cheque," said ono of the vic-
tims, "is from tho fact that Ill.:W(1r
owed the person in whose favor it is
drawn a eingl a penny, and eertai tily
never gave Iiim a cheque for two
hundred pounds!"
In one yeas no loss than one lion-
.
ibred and thirty-two forged cheques
wero cashed by the London battles.
The gang was doing a "roaring bust -
0055." Dank cashiers' were at their
wits' ends. The police were bitterly
attacked on all sides, The best de -
w000 engaged- in tiro work of
finding the culprits; and as their ef-
forts appeared to bo alr in vain, the
banks employed their own staffs of
private agents to help than.
Now and again a person presenting
a cheque would be detained While in-
quiries were made respecting it. In
, some cases tbe cheques were discover-
.' ed to be forged, and the presenters
were given into custody, brought - to
trial, and convicted, With each con-
viction the bankers and police con-
s.
, gratulatocf themselves with tho hope
that they had caught the perpetrator
«. of the frauds. They wore disillusion-
ed in a . few clays by the discovery
that more forged cheques had been
,
passed,
The poor wretches ' who presented
those cheques, 8,nd who thus fell in-
to the hands of the police, told an
extremely incredible story. Thoy
stated that, being out of employment
and seeldng work, they had adver-
tised in the newspapers. In reply,
they had received a letter- roguesting
them to moot the writer at a public -
house or coffee-lioush, and they had
eagerly done so.
They had been met there by "a
voefect geittleman," well dressed,
"nice Spoken," and of refined man-
ners. This gentleman, after aelcing
them many quaetions, and for refer-
ences, had engaged them at liberal
salariee. Ho was so considerate ita
to wish to poy them something to
help them till they entered on their
regular work, end so satisaed aree to
their honesty that, as he had no
money in liis pockets he handed the
anxiotis opplicant cherme, to bo
caelma at a bank neat* by.
,Tlo with that,,p,ht tho money for
it," he Said, "and bring it to Ino,
here."
When the pollee—the cheque turning
out to he a forgery—rushing to the
pleas sought for tho amiable and
irtietftd getUmnan, ho invariably
nisei/permed. IsTo one had soon him,
et or knew anything •ebont trim. The
miserable chrome presenter Was loft
to boat. the blnine, mad to extritate
o, himself Or go to priSon, 00 might bo.
All thane cliectileS Wore forged by'
"dins ttio • Penmen." Sateard, When
noked after torlyietiost 'rote it was he
woe so :MIMI it forger, declared that
114 l eppeSed the knaok Woe tho res AtieswesS.
hulls of "natural gift and some perse-
verance."
"I'vo often worked at a signature
for a week," he admitted. "Melly
hours to clay, too."'
With blm he had assorinted the
two SEM MEAVE.11 OM Hardwick, atesi
anther named Anderson.
Henry Atttvoll was the least clover
Of the gang, 1121E1 had Et. very humble
part of tho work confided to him.
Hardwick was an old (omelet of pe-
culiarly Imposing appearance. Tull,
white -hatred, of ariaocratie bearing,
and the most relined manners, Ile et
ated the most favorable impression
on strangers. Full of resource, he
was imperturablo in the most ember -
sassing circumstances,
A inlerson rivalled ]frdwi sic and
"Jim the Penman" in clevernese in
his special department. act woe 11
genius at diegulso anti make-up, Alla
Could play a part to perfea lon. With
O variety of wigs andan extensive
wardrobe provided Isles Auclorson
was hardly the same man tWo clays
together. Ile would have made a
superb "quick -turn" artist.
Each or those rogues would have
been a danger by himself. Associut-
ed together, their power wns therible,
Having selected a. person whose
name it would pay to form., t,lut nest
business was to obtain his signature
and cheque-book at the bank he dealt
with. Pilo next was for "Jim the
Penman" to exorcise his guilty skill,
In a few days tho cheque was ready,
and the other thieves were called up-
on to play their part.
In answer to an advertiser seeking
a situation, Attwoll wrote, making
an appointment at some publio place.
Anderson, in disguise, turned up at
the place named. engaged tbe would-
be clerk, and sent hint off with the
forged cheques to the bank, the inno-
cent bearer being shadowed there by
Attwell. and Hardwiak. Attwell
watched from afar off in the street,
but the gentlemanly, refined, whites
haired Hardwick accompanied the
cheque -bearer into the very bank it-
self.
If the cheque was cashed without
any trouble, ito presenter Was WatCh-
ed back again by Anderson's spies, to
see that the money was dilly handed
to his employer. II there was trou-
ble in the bank, and the cheque was
questioned, and its bearer detained,
Hardwick signalled to Stilwell, wait-
ing outside, to convey tho news to
Anderson, who transformed himself,
with fresh Wig end clothes, into an-
other person, and disappeared before
the police arrived on the scene.
The plan, oimple as it appears,
worlsod rernarIcably succeesfully for a
long tbne. Like all schemes of tho
kind, thowever, it was doomed one
day to ignominious failure. The two
chief dlIficulties to the operations of
the gang wore the obtaining signa-
tures for Seward to copy, and pro-
curing the cheque-book necessary. It
required considerable ingenuity.
In order to secure the signatures of
soma Yarmouth solieitors, whom tho
thieves hacl marked as persons whose
names would be worth forging, Alt -
well and Hardwick ware despa tched
there. They called upon the firms,
and Instructed them to write let:tors
to certain persons in London, de-
manding payment of debts which
their clients declared were owing to
there. Those debts 55010 perfectly
tmeattlarY, QS wove the persons to
whom the letters were odclressed.
These letters should have been re-
ceived by Seward, who was anxious,
ly looking forward to tho signatures
put to them. Jiy an error made,
however, la tho addresses given by
Attwell and Hardwick, some of the
letters were returned. The solicitors
became suspicious. The police made
inquiries respecting the 50 1(00(1 th
visitors, and at last arrested them.
In Attwell's rooms they discovered
papers whidh so implicated him and
his aristocratic: companion Hard-
wick in the forgeries that the two
woro brought to trial, convicted, and
sentenced to penal servitude for life,
Cooling their heels in their prison -
cells, these gentry quickly grew envi-
ous of their accomplices' freedom.
Why should. "Sfim tho Penman" and
Anderson tho Changeable go free? In-
formation given to the authorities,
they shrewdly suspected, would also
probably secure some mitigation of
their otvn sentences. They resolved
to toll all.
When they Had done so, however, it
still remained to find Mr. James
Totenshend Seward, 'rhat gentleman
liad is very accurate notion of how
Lan one thief may rely on another
when anything is to be obtained by
betraying hirn, and P6 had disappear-
ed. He lied also, it; soon become
evident, nevor trusted his nrcomplic-
es so fully as to absolutely disclose
his identity to them, or oven a per-
manent lodging.
But at last "dim the Penman" fell
into his enemies' hands. Som o de-
tectives on his trock visited it pulalic-
house in a by -s'ti'nt, off Oxford
Street, No one like "Jim tlic Pen-
man" was there. They waited, and
consulted where they should scorch
next, As they did so, tho door into
their room opened, and it while -faced
Man, with peering, grey eyes under
heavy brows, looked in, shoat* back,
and :het the door hastily.
"That's the anan we wattl" gaeped
cate.of the detectives; anci they dart-
ed off atter the appaeition, In a
few minutes "Jim 1.1ion Esentrian,"
eatery handcuffed, was being earriod
away to tee pollee -station.
Anderson was orrested later, and
he end SeWard appeared in the dock
together, to retooled their swifts in
the shape of sentences of penal servi-
tude for life,
have said flint Sawnrd posed at
Iii8 trill]. na it Joborer, Ho protencied
also to be so omor as not to have
enough to pay a solicitor to 'defend
Mfrs tle toothy poteee.esed very little
money, in spite of all the largo sums
he had made by hi a villainy. Crie1111-
Ale aro nIrrioet irrectriably fool, and
SaWard tn,q no axoopttott it Woe
robbed of the Money he made by
forgery by eartioliorpere, Itiro mot
libre at the gambling tab1e.—Lor010.11
eSsOoessessosonentotSon.neetseenossoossonoos. r The revere :dart Waltit iii ono of ,the
plainest of the new designs of cot- CHEESEPA.RINGECONOMIES
rc)ri and linen only. It must bo ex-
+ Fashion .,:troniely well made to carry mit its SPAIN LOST CTJBA. FOR A rxw
.4, ohn of swagger trirnnees. 73OTTLES OP QTJINISIE,
tit i 'rho cut Is of the bre/eldest and wide
und it, takes et full, high chest
so -
Os ....Talk
,,,„, Ono expanse properly, it le Pored ,loorereCshosfttiianigtsof the ,
Now the Pritish Admiralty Haxn-
S
se*, ;1111E1 eorrect carriage to maintain o
t !perfectly plain extiopt for the revers
tti4:41:"2.4.4.4.4":"......,..“:40x.t..1)144ve turning back on each side from the
fastenings al tile fronts, which meet mh.I,O,rav,nicue lino nitiiitifixe,ciltutili,se kwv•oll:Iduit,liount
With ns tiny bo and loops. 'rwo-
econ-
thirds of I he way to the waist line Kerguelen Land, now mutr her
trot, the provision and sis, .1 t or clo-
the revere narrow abruptly,
The regular short sleeve, with the 9°Ifor 8liflooss's'1""1 fooriosrs, whish
wets established there isy Britain
osw alb()W spring, it pin in mann ish
collar, black satin string Ito and 001110 thirty years ago. This means
bleak Patent leather belt, complete that heneeforward any sailors who
this shirt waist, may have tho misfortune. to be cast
SHIRT WAISTS,
Since znatinee jackets and lointging
robes, however lovely, aro barred
/1'0111 OS I./Nal:1E1S5. table in these
won groomed days, the shirt walet
lias grOW11 to bo the accepted gar-
ment fur Gully morniag wear, And
so one is ready for shopping, market-
fliff, business or outdoor sports
withoet loss of time, and always
looks delittiously, crisply freelt and
sweet.
But to keop womesi. of ever chang-
ing fancy front growing bored with
the shirt waist, even at its best,
every season shows a charming var-
iety of now designs and new material
adalited to the good old COM.111021
001100 garment, And, SO that the
waist is left loose over the bust,
shoulders and aruse, the girth ie
none too snug, anti it is cagy to put
on end comfortable to Icee.p on, end-
less vaele.tions can be sprung -with,
ut it murmur.
The prettiest of the changes this
fall are elioWn in the Quaker, the
sailm and the surplice style, all built
011 shirt waigt lines, all simple,
washable and adjusted to the athle-
tic figure of the day. These waidte
aro W0111. WILI1 any sort of short
.skirt—tweed, homespun, hoesockt
cheviot, storm serge or Burlingham
cloth. If of stnooth cloth, the skirt
harmonizes in color; if of rough, the
color is not considered
As to colors, the restriction bars
out white, that is all white, which
has reached the atrophy of an over
muccesoful whim. In the cottons, all
tho prettiest and newest aro dotted
or striped with color or lia.ve
broche figure or aro checked with
IN All ENGINE HOSPITAL,
How Stearn Giants and Railway
Carriages are Repaired.
Railway engines, like human beings
are subject to 'a multitude of com-
plaints, and, altinnigh iL is not gen-
erally known, every railway has at
least one hospital where these steam
giants are nursed back to C011Val-,
upon the desolate shores of this un-
tated island, will liave to
shift for themselves; ond it is only
rt cam., Is likely to be, unless speed-
ily rescued,
too certain whet their Otte, in sueh
Even the British have not held al-
together tdoof from exercising simi-
lar robelireeted economies,
loor instance, by order of 5 he Ad-
miralty, in I51I5-1, it was decided to
no longer pny the mo toward,
eseence. As a rulo each hospital is which up till then had been granted
capable of accommodating lifty en- to poarl-flehers EMU others reporting
ginee, whilst there aro enoaller hos- uncharted reefs in the clangorous
pilots for railway carriages and Torres Straits, separating Aua.
strali
trucks,
from Nov fleinea.
levery engine, on arriving in from The result oho that, on Februnry
O long journey, is thoroughly ex- 26t1i, 1890, the Qtmesland liner (Sti-
arnined, aod if any defect is reported ate., with an enormously 's'aleable
an engineer proceeds to diagnose the cargo, stoma: on an unknown rock
asst., and writes out in detail on a. off Cape York, hi, these same 'a -
form the nature of the damage, tors, and
whereupon the engine is at once put WENT TO TILTO 1301717011I.
out of traffic and goes to he:vital.
About 1133 lives were lost out of
The hospital itself is a large Riled
282, amid terrible scenes of panic.
filled with gigantic machinery,
Yet it was clearly proved at the in -
which cuts steel like popes., and
enormous cranes, each capable of gull's' that the catastrophe might
have been avoided. Fos' the existence
lifting forty tons and travelling 2,-
goo feet, a minute, in toe gi.11, of of the rock on which the vemsel
which an engine seems liko a shav-
ing. As soon as the engine arrives
here a foremen takes her in hand,
blocks of color. Cotton cheviot is studies the engineer's report, and
usunlly striped and Madras has the then eels a gang of men to repair
broth() effect the injury. As a rule there are 500
The cotton and wool cheviot looks nion engaged in the hospital, and
exactly like the all cotton, except their object is to get the engine at
that ft comes also in plaids and bril- work again as soon as posotble, since
liant two -toned chooke, and the wash she is it dead loss to the company
flannels show all tho loveliest of tho while out of vane.
new fall shades, the dahlia, copper A big railway company will bave
coque de recite, onion, skin nnd oak from fifty to ono hundred engines in
tones, front the palest to the deepest hospital every week, but some of
and richest hues. these can be returned to duty again
The wash flatmels are the newest in a few hours, An engine :seldom
waist material, and prophesy, with lasts niore than twenty years, and
their fineness, light weight, beauti-
ful colors and qualities in the laun- during that Linn she is laid lip for a
weelc for thorough overhaul
dry, a partial eclipse of the hand -
LIVERY FIGIITEMN MONTHS.
8001081 cottons, at least for tho wo-
men who dread the chill of cotton A boiler will be useless after ten
or linen. years' work, Mit as it is made up
But the fall linens are itt womler- of fifty long tubes all of which must
ful colors, too, quite different from stand a pressure of 100 pouters to
the woollens. They axe in the the square inch, the woncler is that
roughest • weaves—butcher's linen, it lasts as long. If an engine goes
coarse homespun and a very rough iuto hospital on account of RS 110i1-
apanese weavo—and in all the won- or, every tube is made to stand it
derful colors of the old vegetable test of 210 pounds Co the meteor
dyes, tho dull blues, greens and yel- inch,
lows of real nournoy cloths, and in
exquisite tetra cotta anti real Indian Tim speed with which an (eagle° can
be repaired is marvellous. Unless
reds. They, too, wash well and she has been In collision she can
make up a shaSfe smarter in the fla-
ish than wool, because of the body • ' •
probably be mended without polling
in the material. • her to pieces, ns an engin° is •mado
The Quaker shirt waist is demure in a nuiltitudel of parts, alumet ev-
and sensible, ceisp and businesslike, ory one of w iteh can be removed
• singly, Moreover, net engine con -
and quaintly 'feminine.
Tee body of the waist is iest a tains a good deal of timber, a fact
Vain cosmopolitan blottE0 without which; most travellers are unaware
any Opecial flavor, loose and full of., The boiler lies on a bed oft
Toe wood to localize tho heat and
enough a nd Inconspicuous.
Quaker elTect is gained by a three
piece cape, the back part cut circu-
lar and cixtending over the shoulders
where the front pieces are tuoked on
to the edge.
The f rents then cross modestly
over the chest, leaving a heart shav-
en space to be filled in by a stiff
thee -Lisette. Tho cape reaches nearly
to the girdle,
It is of oak brown wash flannel,
tho capo embroidered about the hem
with reddish brown silk. The long
tie, which is pulled through a slash
In tbe cape, is of a still deeper
se lalTpkie;
and iloreoly masculine coney
'tie and the maiclonly little
bib are a sample of this seaeon's
many incongruities. The sleeves
are a circular putt to meet the deep
Puritan fitted cult, which is also em-
broidered
This design is prettiest worn with
a full soft cashmere skirt in har-
monious tone, with a band or two
of velvet for a modest decoration.
The surplice staid waist, like the
others, is an absurd mixture of early
nineteenth century demureness with
the m.ost exaggerated mannish ef-
fects of the ultra masculine sports -
1501111515.
Fancy an ivory white cheviot witlt
O faint stripe, neatly tucked and
machine stitched -with violet silk,
cut in the plainest old tithe surplice
way, crossing neatlo over the bosom,
buttoned with fine trimness by violet
art tourean buttons, aad then in-
stead of a bit of yellow loco for is
bib, a stiff linen shield and boy's
turnover collar and conventional
string tie.
Tho sleeves for this blouse are too
new not to hash special mention.
There is a wido eiecular puff to just
below tho elbow, then fine tucks to
meet a narrow cuff, This upper puff
and loeg cuff is the most fashionable
sIva, so far, oT the fall.
A few grist wnist houses, however,
aro utterly ignoring eccentricities)
even novelties, and putting out the
plainesit sort el mannish 8hirt in
cotthe or linen. The favorite dolor's
aro cornflower blue, pale copper, and
the yellow of the limo skim
Robinson, and the other Admiralty
(Uncials responsible for allowing the
ship to ff0 10 Sea, who were haled
before a Government Commission Joel
severely comet:roil.
TUB I'OTATO imETL,N.
In 3802, Meet the great civil war
broke out in the lIoiloel Statue of
America, rele,17,11111(11t Wag, quitsna-
turally, lila order of the day, And
U100115 other payments ordered to
WEALTHY RUSSEL SAGE
BIGIITY-IGIIT, AND STIZT,
EVUKING MOITEr..
Born a Poor Boy, Brow Worth
One Hundred
ollars.
Most any man cart make a del -
be diseontinued woo ono of .$25o 'ars" Mrs. Bessie Sege said, a yestr
year. which the Federal Governmesti or so ego, when speaking of her won -
the derful husband; "but it talc's a wise
at Wasleington had boon allowing
State Govinannent of Wievoreita 150 itS nr,10,11 to knew how to save a dollar,"
withusi
aftet.„.„tootisesusino nosooi„„o smisr rnore then sixty years the had boon
be ruirtIsb utt•filcein 1 itt(tIvon rdia8 set7iijoisf41. qcgtPd yle)Yri t LAT: tAsotlotiOn,818igileICOrinfloSit•
saving dollars "all the time," until
the name of tho Colorado Potato
13to-day scarcely he himself could give
71illec;. result was that Wisconsin their number within it few hundred
thousurecfs. Others have estimatec!
abandoned lis efforts in the direction
unheated, the beelles more:teed and
multiplied - ,in bee lc ed , swarmed oast-
s% rds right up to the AE.121111.1E! filll-
bosnsJ, and clici damage eolinutted at
no fewer than .97:10,005,,o0o.
them for hien at a hendred millions,
and he has not troubled to clony the
impeaelunont.
Tint lift-storst of this doyen of mil-
lionaires is curiously like that of
doyens of other Americhns who liave
The newly-croatecl Government of
the A ust Tali an Commonwealth, amassed colossal fortunes. Threes
quarters of a rentury ago he was
again, set the world, only this other
working on his fother's stnall farm
day, about as bad an example in
this dimus, an 11 is pos„ibie t,±11 Orkeida County, New York, mid
volvof. be considered his foe -Lune made when,
cone
The overland telegraph lino that at the mature age of twelve, his two-
lienry gave him a place behind
spans the Island Continent from th"
the counter of his Troy grocery store
South to North, passes through two
thousancl miles of more or less wild
and desert countey, inhabitated for
the moot part only by wail:tering
"black fellows" and adventurous
white bushoton. At the repairing
and maintenance stations it has been
the custom, up till 21019, to keep
medicine chests for the relief of el -
Meted people, irrespective of color
or class. Now, however, this is to
be tire case no longer, the Ccmnion-
wealth Government having refused to
vote the necessary funds $150 a
year,
struck had been known locally for
at least three years. Only, the gra-
Wily for the information being no CURIOUS COINCIDENCE.
longer forthcoming, nobody made it
their bueiness to conummicate tho
fact to the proper au (hod t ies.
For a few bottles of quinine Spain
lost Cuba. In that fever -stricken is-
land this drug is more important
than food or drink even, to the un -
acclimatised lOuropean. And, until
tho cloee of 1895, the soldiers of the
garrison were regularly supplied with
it by the home Government.
Than some wiseacre in Madrid, who
had never been near Cuba, and knew
nothing of "yellow jack" or malaria,
ordered the discontinuance of the
",medicine ration," as it was called,
on the score of expense. General
Canapes, the Captain -General of the
island, knew what the order meant,
and protented vigorously; but ho was
not listened to.
Some montlis later half his army
was 021 the sick list, the "rebels"
had broken through his wookened
military cordon into the rich Western
Provinces, end with this came the
practical overthrow of Spanish do-
minion in the last and fairest of her
foreign possessions.
When. in 1838, the French Govern-
ment destined any longer to pay the.
wages (about $1325 a year each) of
the three men whose duty it was to
see tb the stability of certnin dykes
along the banks of the Inver Rhone,
they probably did not anticipate
that anssil.hing very dreadful would
come of it. Yet 'hardly two years
had passed when one of tbe neglect-
• ed dykes suddenly gave way in the
this needs repair the engine is swung night, and, almost before anybody
aloft by the • cranes, enabling --lEl
e had time to realize what was hap -
workmen to crawl in nnd out of her poising,
like pigmies over a Gulliver.. Every
moment Oho is in hospital has to be SIXTY THOUSAND ACRES ,
accounted for, and when sent back of fertile land were ender water, and
to (Tuts: sheis givea a cortilicate as loindrecls of human beings and massy
O disilewhaar aterriaatgicesntOre treatal much sheep wore drowned.
scores of thousands of cattle and
Bet
frt the aerne way, each one being ex- pow people are aware that the lato
amined by three inspecters atter a President of the now defunct South
run. Perliass (lie brake :hoses signs African Republic, was once a paid
of weasine, or a wheel is thinning, servant of tlie British Government,
In which case the chief inspector Yet'such 1s tho fact,
sticks a. label on the calving° win- His SalarY WEIS, roughly, about
dow, winch declares the vehicle un, $900 it year. Somebody in London
01 for duty and states the natois of cut it down by $100 or so. Ancl
the defeet. Repairs to a railway care "Oom. Paul" was so bitterly incon-
riage seldom take long to effect, but sod, and said so many nasty things
(hiring its average lite of ten yeass a about the Government, and its mean
gloat really visits to the hospital way of doing business, nett Sir
may bo necessary. A largo raltwny Theophillis Shepstone, the British
company invariably sends soo rail- Administrator, dismissed him alto -
woe' oarrioges and trucks to hospital gather.
every wok, end during Iliso pronstere Kruger thereupon resumed his old
of tile holiday Beason this numbee is role of political agitetor, end to
increased,
eusili good purpoge that tha 13ocos
shortly afterwards broke into that
IT INTERESTED TIER. armed rebellion which regaled in
M• tuba and all tbat resulted at -
your"And what is to bo the subject, of
"Well, my dear young lady, I can toarwmiaste.lsrt.
lecture to -night, Professor?"
$100 note saved 011 El. pot-
ty official's sidary in a distant end,
hardly hope it will have Much hates -
t that time. unregarcied Colony,
est for you, I shall lector° on 'Sun eat evenotatt,,‘r more than
Spots.' "
000,000, 111151over 21,000 mem rind
'Oh, but that's of the greatest in-
terest to me. I shall certainly come, coloo within all flro of bringing'
about the downfan of Britain as a
V011 11E1V0 110 idea .110ES suffer front
eorld's power,
freckles."
There heave been many land exam -
Meg of cheoseparing by the British
NO FUTURE MoSPPICTS.
War Office and Admiralty respective -
:Ms Chargotn—"Your friend needs ly, acting ostensibly in the interest
vigorous t sea tmont: I rower maw a of Mos John Bull, but nothing quite
man 111 sueli it state of 1110M:el de- so lane es tho afTair of tht.t Ormolu
Pression. Can't you convinee him troopship.
that the Mimeo holds some bright.- THE FATE Or Trim "111E,GERA,"
ness for bus'?'' --Tho vessel was roporled waist for
Sympathetic Prioncl—"Tat s im-
seevice in 18(37, but in (fetter to keep
fortunately impossible. TIo has
down the estimates successive First
drawn his :Wary foe three weeks tato% allowed her to go to sat
ahead, and vont the money."
oranoned with aoldiere.
'Ger last voyage was in February,
',Dobbs: tens so pleaged with the 1871, what she sailed With
shop winclowe," Mrs. Tleitdricks said, ebent feu, litratfred on board for
eloping tier soup. "Dear little fel-
'rho model is easy broad across the low, 1 vould scarcely tear him attray
shoulders and wido over the bestfrom them," "Vete, indeed," ac -
Without ete fulness except 0 gather quiesccd Debby, entliesiaetteally,
so wore you, and yott rsaid that if
We didn't rnnke haste wo .weosidn't
get hove until leech seas over."
Willie—"I met olle 155,15 minister on
nty Way to SIMALLY-80.1i001,. 111(1.111111a,
and he Wired alio if 1 over played
marbles on Stnulity." Monier—
uirnit Ana What did you ony te
Willie—"I said, 'Get, tlioo
behind me, Setae(' and walked right
ofT and left him,"
-----
The Mere Welton 000 Of men GM
%ere they find to tglittire in 1015001.8,
or two at tho belt. There IS a two
inch front box plait from shoulder
to bolt, double et:Itched. There aro
O turnover linen stellar and regolar
shirt sleeves with scarcely notieeable
gathers at the cuff. The back has a
short yoke and no plaits.
This is one of the few designs con -
:adored smart: in all whito, but itt
linen only not cotton,
A cheelot Mart, short plaited not
Unlike tife Wein, 'is F31mplo and not
too heavy, onli the leather belt
MettehoS the skirt. Tho buttons on
the skirt pirate may auto be of loath,
Ors
Australia, Three Months later she
began 'voicing badly, and nn examina-
tion revealed that hor bottom was
nearly Worn away by corrosion,
many of tlio plates being no thicker
than it Sheet or ordieney cardboard.
Captain. Thrupp, her rommentler,
promptly changed his course to St,
Pesil's Island, the eormest land, and
there rein the ship ashore. His ac-
tion, nitiloubtecily, saved the Men -
deeds of lives ietrusted to his charge
for Lho rstrasheekle old Itlegeres could
hot have kept afloat another forty-
eight hours.
NoVerthelese, on his retern to Engs
land, ho was tried by court-martial.
But they dared not convict Inns
And, In the end, it Was Sir Spencer
Young ladies sometimes "change
their names" with curious effect. The
Rev, A. Metcalfe, rector of St. Pet-
er's, Dorchester, England, in his par-
ochial magazine, callo attention to
the following extraordinary instance
of coincidence of names. He says:
"Perhaps some of you noticed the
singularity in the last banns of mar-
riage published in our church, name-
ly, between Charles Rose and Rose
Charles, Tho bride lost her surname
Charles, but married a Charles Rose,
and so became not only Rose Mae,
but also Mrs. Charles Rose instead
of Miss Rose Charles."
RUSSIA'S ANTIMM.
The Ruesian National Anthem is
the only national hymn which was
adopted ne such In open competition.
Until tho time of the Emperor Nich-
olas determined to institute a genu-
ine and native Russian anthem. Ho
announced a competition, open to all
musicians, for an origintl national
hynuo A musical cons ittee re-
duced the thousands of entries to
two, and between these—the works
of (Intake and Lvoff.—the Czar him-
self decided. The highly martial
character, with the drums and trum-
pets, of LvoIT's composition won tho
Imperial verdict, and it was decreed
henceforth to bo the Russian Na-
tional Anthems
WHY HE LOST THE PATIENT.
physiclan—',Diets Is the main thing
in this case. Your husband eats too
much. That is a feature of the dis-
OEM, and he should be watched."
Mrs, Youngwife—"But, doctor, Ito is man, with his steel of splendid hors-
alwnys so hungry. What can I do?" es, is content to hong on to a strap
in a crowded car on the Elevated
Railroad on his way to and from
Wall Street.
So oblivious is Mr. Sage to things
unconnected with coining money taint
be line lived for ninnyyears in his
present house without exploring it
and its grounds. "110 you know,"
said Mrs. Sago the other day to an
interviewer, "my husband has al-
ways been so limy that he 'hasn't had
time to look round this place. Tho
other morning he walked Oround the
house like a stranger and suddenly
turned to roe and :aid, 'Wheat a beau-
tiful place thie is!' That shows you
What a busy man ha • is. He's like
tho railroad engineer who was so
busy that he never saw his children
except when their mother brought
them down to the station to secs him
go by, and said, 'Children; there's
papa t' "
YOTJ-4110- AT SPIVENTY.
The time was—and not so long ago
either—when men of sixty-flve 0101
SSE7021ty regarded themselves, ono
were regarhed by others, as halving
reached that point when they shoula
bc willing to retire from tho activi-
tiee of life. Our mance/Aloe of the
iimn of seventy-five only a few years
ago was that of a white-haired pe-
triarch who found pleasure only in
reminiscences, his pipe in the easy -
their, rtnd Ma grandchildren. But
the Unica have changed. The aver-
eme man or seventy-ffee to -clay ts
neitliee bent, Seoblo, nor senile. /To
has not retired from tho activities of
life that be Is aware of, 1105' has he
aoy ideaof retiring. Much less is
he inclined to surrender to the youo-
ger people /teemed him cosy of Gm re-
sponsibilities or plea:elves of exis-
tence. Tie evade tho sporting an-
num:I rind points out nll the Maori-
Oomings Or the tendons drama. Mere.
over, ho is °gently atismtivo to the
ladies as he was at sixty, at rorty,
or at thirty.
at the equivalent of 75 cents a week
and board. It was out of Ohis micros
scopfc income thett Sago began his
dewollantsssaving, and withiu a few years
h
A EULL-BLOWN PARTNER
in another grocery store in Troy. A.
year later lie Itaci bought his brother
out and had launched into the whole-
sale trade. Then came lucky invest-
ments in raflroads and shrewd Stock
Exchange dealings, the ball of For-
tune growing largee and larger each
year, until 1.0 -day Russell Sage
would think ae /tale of lending $5,-
000,000 or buying a railway out-
right as many- men would think of
investing a $25 note.
And what kind of men Is this ven-
erable juggler in millions? Just a
plain, "rattier shabby" man, with a
clean-shaven, shrewd, strong -featured
facel—e, man who roaches his Wall
Street office every morning at nine,
travelling with his (leeks, oftener be-
fore them, on the Elevated Railroad,
snatching it modest luecheon, the
outside cost of which would be a few
cents, and not leaving for home un-
til he has seen his books and lookesi up and his clerks off tlio
And the secret of Ids wonderful
success he sums up in tliree words:
"economy, regularity, temperance."
When Ile was asked a short time
ago how lie had been able to lend
such a strenuous life and carry youth
to the verge of the nineties, he an-
swered: "I've done the best I cart
with the 'light of dny. Get op early,
get hll the daylight you can. Work
in it, save in it, and you can do
what I have done." Mr. Sago nei-
ther smokes nor drinks, and cats
sparingly of the simpleet food, his
only stipulation being that it shall
be tho best of its kind. "I make
it a rule," he says, "to get seven
hours' sleep every night, and there-
fore X always go to bed at ton
o'clock sharp and am up again
earlyI;
TTAS BUT ONE RODDY.
Ho loves horses, and has spent some
of the few happy hours he has spared
from money -making in driving the
finost teams in New York along tha
Speedway. And yet this remarkable
Physician (absently)—"Couldn t you
prepare his meals yourself?"
--
The Germ,an Crown Prince, when
vgr,v young, was taken to church to
liessio one of his tutees preach. The
tutor gave a very impressive ser-
mon, and in the course of it ad-
dressed a question generally to the
congregation, of course, 1105e5 expect-
ing to receive any answer. Before
ho could continue his diecourse, how-
ever, tho little Prince 'sprang up
and, to tho surprise 'and ranamement
of everyone, shouted out an answer
to the query,
Mrs. Hendricks, accompanied by
Bobby, had dropped in for a 1110-
ment to see Mrs. lia Hobson, and,
after mucb'i urging mid entreaty', had
finally consented to stay to luncheon.
A girl who is too lazy to keep the
holes in be5 hosiery neatly darned
has no business to monkey with the
leap -year privileges.
Percy—"Atolly, for your sake I'd
shed the last drop of my blood!"
14103l55—"Ye5, all young mon sny that.
But somehow they seem very careful
never to shod tho first drop,"
--
First 'Rival Delle—"You have not
noticed my ring." Second Rival
Bello—"Dear me! It's on the ore.
gagetnont finger!" ''Yes, boon there
a week." "I had nlmost forgotten
that this is leup semis"
"Woll, T only lirspo so," returned
ITeapeek, with unusual spirit. "I
wouldn't want nny boy of mine to,
bo so unfortunate as to regetof it QS
o 30:ke."
.---
Nr.r0 (finding it grew hair)—"T do
eo hate to grow old." Husband —
"You can avoid that, imsy dear,"
Wile — "How?" Ilusbrinel —"Dye
young,"
If yon APO not feeling well just
take another look at the last bill
yonr doctor rendered', end it's ten to
ono ,you will feel better.
The girl Who is tho most populor
With men in general is apt to Make
ono man miserable for life.
"My dear," Said Sirs. Henpeck,
"I'm positive that our George Is
thinking eeriottsly of matrimony,"
4.1*
The Megor sont runielpate a plan.
sun tho loss yoll will alley it when
it eoltes.
An ire -miring sssan tkrust Ills hand
into is liorse'm mouth to see how
many teethi it had, anti tho horse
closed its mouth to sec how many
Angers the man had. The curiosity
of each was featly satisfied.
--
loonier Int hand of strtirs)—"Itlthel,
what time is .11?" lo.thel (in drawing
room)—"It's a (merles past len, [o-
ther." Isitther---"All right, 11,sn't
foeget tsl strut the clocti again Mine
the young man goes mit to get els
broaldast."
The girl who is tho poet iediltiorent
to 551013 ili tho 0150 15510 most etheire.