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The Brussels Post, 1904-2-25, Page 6About the ...House TREY FARM KITCHEN. So much of the time of the farm- er's wife and daughters is of neces- sity spent in the kitchen that it real- ly ought to be the pleasantest room in the house. The outdoor life and work of the farmer and his hired men create appetites that require strenuous exertion on the part of the "wimmen folks" to satisfy, and all too often the work is made extra strenuous by lack of conveniences to work with, writes „a correspondent. A conventcntly arranged kitchen, well stocked with modern utensils, is a source of pride and joy to every housewife so fortunate as to own one; and her sister who does not has always fn her ''mind's eye" a mental picture of the ideal kitchen she means to have some day when the mortgage is paid, or the new house built, or John has all the new fences and binders and corn harvesters he wants. It fs with ,a desire to help Malce that mental picture a reality that this is, written. Personally, I've no use for a carpet on a kitchen floor. A grease spot on a carpet stares one out of counton- awe, and it's wonderful how fast they will appear. Oiled floors are nice, but it's no light task to keep them oiled. Painted floors aro an abomin-tion, for the paint soon wears off, making the floor unsightly. Even the beautiful white ash floors our grandmothers loved aro not exactly a joy forever, for they require so numb scrubbing and mopping. Of course, it's lovely to have a floor always beautifully white and clean enough to eat off from, but, ,after all, WHAT'S THE USE? You'll never wont to eat off it, any- wayl And surely there aro higher ambitions in life than that of hav- ing the most beautiful kitchen fioor in the neighborhood. Altogether, no- thing I've over used, or seen in use, has proven so satisfactory as linole- um. Tt can be put down over any old door, and it comes in pretty pat- terns that are stamped all the way through, so it never wears off, but it looks well as long as it lasts. It wears well. We have some that has been fn use for ten years and does not look at all won-, It should be laid by an experienced workman, for it must be very carefully matched and cut to Ct into all the corners of the room and about all the curves of the door freesias. When down it is down to stay till worn out, and the Boor always looks clean. The woodwork may be painted any preferred color, if one doesn't object to repeating the process every three of four years. If ono wishes to do it but once "and be done with it," and wants something really nice, it is best to have it grained and given a hard oil finish, It will need re- vaa'nishieg once in several years, hut the thrifty housawife can do that herself, if so inclined, and will find it much easier than painting. Such woodworks cleans easily; finger marks de not show upon it, and dust and Wee, slide it in the most delightful Way. A WALL PAPER, especially for kitchens is now made that can be cleaned by wiping with a damp cloth, and is said to be very satisfactory. Never having used any, T cannot vouch for it, but 1 can say a good word for the painted walls. Ti.ey are pretty and pleasing and sanitary and with such walls, wood- work and floor a kitchen is very easily kept clean. The young housewife, or one famili- ar only with a cook stove, hardly knows what to expect of her first range. Geod ranges are never cheap and poor ones aro dear at any price. All modern ones have asbestos lin- ings, which insure a warm oven and a cool kitchen. The heat should bo uniforin in every part of the oven, and it should be unnecessary to turn anything around while it Is baking. The warming oven permits the cook to easily servo "warm meals at all hours." Many ranges have no dam- per for tho reservoir and the water is always warm with no concern save keeping the reservoir filled. The majority are !inert to burn both wood and coal, and with a system of dampers that, properly manipulated, will keep a fire all night. Some - tunes, with a good chimney, the draft is so strong this cannot be done, yet Is no fault of the range. A daintier in the pipe is the remedy. When burning coal it is usually more satisfactory to use a little wood with it when baking, No wood range is really right that is not fitted with a drop door to the fireplace that permits no ashes to i fall n n the floor. A GASOLINE STOVE. is now a necessity in every farm kitchen. Tn harvest end thrashing time, when tho range is hardly equal to the demands upon it, the gasoline stove eau joinforces and elope tho hard Work mudh lighter, And when the thormometer le up in tho DOM it San 'boil a tea-lcettle in less time than a. lire can 110 built in the big mope, and with far more comfort and economy. The kitchen cabinet is a compare, tit'oly now thing, but a more 0011- voniont and useful ,aI'tiole was never invented; it deserves all the popular- ity it is welding. Such cabinets aro made lo many styles and at prices to suit all purses, The larger ones aro really pantry, storeroom and kitchen table, all in one, They have a place for everything ''tioodod when blueing of propar'iltg a meal, and tbey save many steles. Tho better Ones aro .Warranted dust and moues proof, Merry nlvdern kitchons have a broad zine.Cofei'od Iliolf be the place of a labia tvhl0lx isrticuY rl h pa a an 11 y d5 it sail be )rill t a �eut antler, b a r rend May he tie benati end ale long as' the e1zo of the Waite and She taiga of the housewife permits. A narrow strip of Wood is placed about the edge of such a shelf, under tiie zinc, to raise it above a level and prcveet any drip falling to the Aoor, Under- neath it cupboards are arranged' for the various articles that every house- wife wants out of sight when not in pee, THE KITCHEN SINK is often a troublesome piere of 'ftuni true, It's really the bendiest thing in the room, if properly ' placed, drained and cared for, but on level ground tho problem of drainage is a serious ono. If any reader of this has satisfactorily solved the problem, I shall bo very grateful if she'll toll me how it was done. Fortunate, in- deed, is the housewife whose home, like the famous city, is sot on a hill, for sho can install any system of plumbing sho likes and need have no fear of the dreaded typhoid fever germ, As nearly all farms have now either a windmill or a gasoline engine for pumping water, it is a simple matter to have the water pumped into a tank in the kitchen—so simple one wonders why it is ' not more often Done. Many a hard cold and attack of la grippe can be traced to the lack of this convenience. Few new houses are built without a separate dining -room, -but in many oId ones the kitchen must do double duty. Some very pretty pen pic- tures have been drawn of the big, sunny, old-fashioned kitchen, with the, kettle bubbling on the hearth, the cat basking before the fire, and the family gathered about the table load- ed with viands "that mother used to cook," but the prosaic fact re- mains that such a kitchen is apt to be too redolent of the odors of SALT FRIED P011311, boiled cabbage and scorched pan- caees to be really agreeable. Too much care cannot be taken with tho ventilation of such a room. There should, if possible, be a ventilator in the ceiling above the range, and the windows should be so fitted that they may be lowered from the top as web as raised from the bottom. The col- lapsible screens, so handy in other parts of the house, have no place in a kitchen. The screens there should be largo enough for the whole win- dow. Mosquito netting tacked on' the outside of the window frames an- swers the purpose very well. The warm, moist air of a kttchen•fs us"ally very favorable to plant, oath, end a few geraniums bloom- ing in the windows add the artistic touch that all women love. Finally, let no young housekeeper grow dis coure-id because the conveniences she desires are long in corning. "home was not built in a day," and it • is. worth while to work and wait and plan for even so prosaic a thing as the furnishing of a kcetchen, (HOUSEHOLD HINTS. A correspondent of an exchange tolls how to make a paste that evi11 always be conveniently ready for use. • Take a handful of hour, mix it smooth with cold water, and pour on boiling nater sufficient to cook it. Add a teaspoonful of powdered alum, ; and n few drops or carbolic acid and o'1 of cloves. Strain through a thin cloth and put into a wide-mouthed bottle. Did you ever try baking potatoes on the top of a stove? Turn an iron pan or basin over them and they will bake nicely. If the fire is very hot place them on an asbestos mat. They should be turned occasionally. It is convenient to know this, in ease one wants baited potatoes, but does not wish to keep up the kitchen fire. Of onerse rather more aims is required than when baked in the ov- en, The "cellar smell" is extremely des- egreeat'lo. It is apt to permeate the whole house. Place a dish of unslak- eil Dine In the vegetable cellar and it will absorb the moisture in the air and also the unpleasant odor. If the brass fixtures of a hanging lamp have become tarnished past re- demption paint them with white en- amel, Then you can gild them. Somebody has discovered that if hotline water is poured over potatoes and they are left in it fifteen min- utes they will bake 1n about half the usual time, But wouldn't they rook as fast 111 the oven as in the hot water? What es gained? e BLIND FIND VOCATION. Among the Japanese massage as a vocation is restricted almost entirely to persons afflicted with blindness. Sweden, Switzerland and Belgium are other countries in which this prates - den is gradually being canfleed to blind people. Massaee is work for t 4 of sight is not ilea - which. the faculty s ht y b campy. A writer 1n a Trench medi- cal journal urges the adoption ofd this method of earning a livelihood for the blind, :end no doubt the P medi- cal rofrssiou be this cortntr i y lend a willing hand to farther the 1 movement of this Worthy cause to render assistance to a class of pee - joie to whom work involving physical; exercise should coma as. a .weicome avenue„ opening a new and remunor- ative vocation. 73oresome (hot on inventions) ''An "I see the agent bas sold ycz al carpet-aWeoper, Mee, 14faginmis, Is it as good as the oteld-fashioned, broom 7" "It is, an' better, IlIrs, M.ulduelcie. I can knock Maginnle tenet as fer.wid it."' Harden i "I'm very sorry, but I can't pay yon to -118y, You ;see, the grocer has Net been hors, "and--" Butcher (iuterrtcpting) : "Yea, I just met than, and he said you put hint off Weemso yeti had to fray me. ,ala heres the bill," :Angry Wife 1 --"It seems to rem we've been notified a century. I can't Oven remember when or 1511e1'11 we first Pot, nasbaId COm nh at - catty) f "I cart, It was at chimer.. pert1 Whore there wore thirteen at table;'. TIBER Rffl IN INDIA WILD ANIMALS GET LOOSE IN THAT COUNTRY, Escaped Puma Sowed a Village Elephant Loose ' in London, Some little time batik the village of West Horsley, In Surrey, evils thrown into et violent state of agitation by oho news that a "lion" had escaped from the grounds of a gentleman's house near by, and was 000011ng. about seeking whom it mired, devour. No one could be got to say that lie personally had actually seen the ani- mal, but everybody knew lots of other people who had. 'Phe damage it was alleged to pa'c'e occasioned, too, was simply incalculable, As a matter of fact, it was not et lion that had got loose at all, but a puma, a much less clangorous animal; and even he only remained at large during a portion of ono night. Thou ha was recaptured by his owner, a gentleman named Orde, and hauled back to captivity and a breakfast of dead roosters. Not all home-made wild anuria} hunts, however, end in this tame fashion. So long ago as the beginning of the last century a tiger escaped from a caravan into the New Forest, killed a child, clangorously wounded its mo- ther, and slaughtered, apparently out of pure wantonness, more than twen- ty deer. It was eventually shot dead by a lad of nineteen, who bravely tracked it to its lair, armed only with an OLD FLINT -LOCK MUSKET. Tn tho year.1816, again, on a Sunday evening, an escaped lioness attacked the Exeter Royal Mail oogch, killing one of the horses. 1t was dusk at the time, and the coach had just pulled up at a place called Winterslow klut, seven miles on the London side of Salisbury, The lion- ess sprang straight at the throat of the orf -leader, fastened the talons of. her fore feet on each side of his neck close to the head, while the talons of her hind feet were forced into his "host, In this situation the ferocious brute hung, growling horribly, while the unfortunate horse, hampered by the harness, could do nothing to de- fend itself. There were only two passeneers in the mail at the time, and these quickly jumped out, ran into the house, nud locked themselves in an upstairs room. The coachman, however, was made of sterner stun', for he wanted to alight and attack her with his knife. But just as he was getting down from bis seat on the box, a huge mastiff bounded up, and seized the lioness by the throat. She thereupon released her hold of the by this time moribund horse, and engaged in battle with her new ad- versary, whom she promptly killed. At this moment the guard came up with a loaded blunderbuss, and was about to shoot her, when the owner and some keepers appeared on the scene, the former crying out in alarm: "For Heaven's sake don't kill her; she cost me. $2,500." This appeal stayed the guard's h'nd, and meanwhile the brute had been enticed into air outhouse and secured. The affair was THE TALI{ Ole ENGLAND at, the time, creating an amount of excitement which, to put it mildly, seems out of all proportion to the importance of the event, • Elephants that escape are apt to do a terrible lot of damage, because of their immense weight and strength. One that went on the rampage in the North of London, some few years back, broke down walls, smashed gates and doors by the dozen, and wound up by charging a shop and feeling through into the collar, whence it had to be hauled up ignominously by a steam: crane. It cost the owner $10,000 to make good the havoc. Another big "tusker" got loose at Acerin_ton on October. 14th, 1889, and "burgled" . a big co-operative warehouse, gorging itself with several' hundredweights of biscuits and jam. Visitors at the "Zoo" will notice that the top of the Polar bear cage is wee barred. This precaution was shown to be necessary by an animal escaping soma yews ago over a high, spiked, and inward -curved fence, over white it was considered an impossi- bility for any beast to climb, This incident ted to an exciting bear hunt in P•egent's Park. But the truant was luckily secured before ho had a chance of doing harm. A jaguar, however, that got away after a similar fashion from his den in a travelling ,menagerie in York shire., managed to retain its liberty for en entire week, During that per- iod eriod 1t attacked and badly mauled a little girl, slaughtered about twenty old lad sheep, anti so frightened an y that she dropped dead. In the end it was killed by a laborer, armed with nothing more formidable than A PITCHFORK, One of the most exciting of British haute took place, how- <vlld-animal : ever, not hi'the country, but in Lon- don. A fall -grown and exceedingly ba, ago tigrces, belonging to Mr. Jit- mrach, the well-known. East-ond doe, lor, got louse, and escaped into Bata cline i1'ighway. It was broad day-, light, ,and the street was crowded with people, amongstwhom a terrible panic at once prevailed. Ono little boy,about nine years old, was play- ing he the road, and rues enapped up by the brute. At that moment Mr. Jaun'ach rush- ed up and caught the (fgrese by the loose skin of tho nock, but was un able to hold the powerful boast, which ran clown the street at a gal- lop carrying the boy in her month, 011 -a cat wtnld a Mouse, reantritch holding on tight ail the time to the thereon' nock, and keeping up with long stridee by her side, IIID a groom by rho side of a runaway horse, Eventually. ItIr, Ja,tnrach reabaged to throw the tigress down, ane it man ran np e with e, erdeebat' and struck bar eevoral blows an. the erase. This merle froth her drop the child orn . her r v 1'mouth. Ng, being then unimpeded, she wrenalted herself free, and, riva- lling on her traoks, tan qulokly ut, TJie A Study in Natural I 0 History. The Widower. --This interesting bird, concorniug. wttoso habits Ilttlo tent as authoritative has boon written, IS believed by ornithologists to belong to the Phoenix family Omnibus onsy consolibus) because it has tho power' to rise from its ashes h, resplendent plumage and renewed youth, The Widower is a migratory bird, and at intervals mutes its appear- ance In every community, but so greatly is it esteemed ns a household pot, and so keen is the pursuit after it, that it rarely escapes the net of the fowler for long, and few of the species are to be seen itt large. In appearance the Widower is what any bo called interesting rather than beautiful, though it varies greatly at different ages. When it is young it has a sad and melancholy air, and utters plaintive notes that make ev- ery female who hears it long to 100 - sole it. But this sorrowful swan song lasts only during the first few months. After that it grows chirpy and chipper, and blithely carols a merry roundelay thtit greatly resemb- les • A toot Time iii the Old Town To -night." leu plumage. of the Widower is al- so worthy of note, for it has the pe- culiar, chameleon -like quality 01 chaneiug uncles- different conditions. Duane; captivity it almost invariab- ly wears a garb Of sumbro huo un- fashionable in cut, and frequently consificuously unweaned and un- kempt. the moment,bowover, it becomes free this strango bird blossoms forth in a beautiful gorgeous coat of live- ly hugs that is calculated to catch the eye from a distance; but as soon as it is again caught and caged it molts its lino feathers and resumes its unattractil0 appearance. ao one has ever boon able to ac- count for this idiosyncrasy, but the phenomenon of the Widower doing his lightning change act.into a butterfly, or back into a grub, may bo witness- ed daily. This peculiarity, unfortu- nately, often anuses great disappoint- ment to the owners, as not infra- quently a female goes to groat trou- ble to capture a Widower, thinking it a Bird of Paradise, only to dis- oover when she has got it home that it is nothing but a scarecrow. Thus, from this simple circumstance, does nature teach us not to buy a bird by its looks. Concerning the anatomy of the Widower ornithologists diner greatly, though all agree that it is All Heart. Soma- authorities contend, however, that this organ, in size and shape, is like an omnibus, while others hold that it is of the elasticity and dura- bility of a football. It is interest- ing to observe that some of the most earnest and painstaking inves- tigators along this line of scientific' research are woman, and we may confidently look for valuable light to be thrown on the subject in the near future, The .chief characteristic of the. Wid- ower is, as has boon stated, its abil- ity to arise from the ashes of the funeral pyre—as long as it is its wife's funeral --with renewed youth. Reputable eye -witnesses declare that they have seen ono of these birds, droopy, with draggled tail feathers, and one leg swathed in red flannel bandages for rheumatism, suddenly Metamorphosed into a giddy young thing that could dance the two -stop and stay up all night, and that look- ed like a two-year-old. It has also been observed that the oftener the Widower arises from the ashes the younger it becomes, until after about the third rejuvenation nothing but a debutante is young enough 'to at. tract its attention... In its habits tho Widower is a curious combination of the fly bird and the barn -yard fowl, for while its giddy flights are interesting it is ad- mirable because it knows how to scratch for a living. It has, too, generally a well -lined nest, instead of having to build one. In oway tho• Widower .has some- thing of the predatory characterise tics of the hawk, and knows that the only way to get a thing is to tape it, and this causes it to often pounce upon tea most oherming• young nine let in the bunch and bear her away, under tho very oyes of her chaperon. On the whole, though, it conducts its love -making after themanner of the nightingale, and sings a song of such surpassing sweetness that 310 heart can resist it. Thorn are many reasons why wo- men should have a great fondness for Widowers, and a desire to possess ono. It is always much more cone- fortahlo to have a thoroughly trained pet about the house then one that one has to domesticate themselves. :• A Widower's first owner has al- ways taken tbo edge off of it and taught it little tricks, and it Icnows. when to pipe up, and when to sit on his perch and keep mum, all of which render it a most desirable or- nament for the parlor or boudior, Tnasnwch as tho Widower has once been caught in the matrimonial trap, it has been arguod that it showed lack of ,intelligence in allowing itself to bo snared a second tuna. Tho truth seems to be, however, that af- ter having once had its wings clip-. Iced, it does not know what to do With freedom, and so 10111105 to the edge through force of habit, the street, swearing and emitting spitofuil,y, 19venetily she Was thriven back in- to the tinge whence elle had Originally escaped. The boy, although, as may well be supposed, terribly frightened, :was lien -melt hurt, Nevertheless, the lawstait that foltotvnd Cost Mr, Jann'a:Cle , $1.,500. . ;3o that tiger - bunting London preyed For Max io I a srnnowlrat Oxlransivo form of "sport,",-7'tarson'1 Weekly ominion ank PROCEEDINGS OF The Thirty - Third Annual Generai Meeting OF r HL KOCKHULDIt.'tRS, Tho Tnirty-third Annual General Meeting of the Dominion Bank Was hold at the Banking lfouso of the Institution, Toronto, on Wednesday, January 27th, 1904, Among those present wore noticed:' Messrs, William Ince, Win, Spry, le. B. Osler, Di.P„ W. D. Matthews, Thos, Wahusley, P1. • G. Cassels, David Smith, G, W. Lewis, A. It, Boswell, P. Laadley, G. N. :Reynolds, A. Foulds, J. 3. leoy, Nee., John T. Small, Anson Jones, H. Gordon Mac- Kenzie, awKenzie, 3, Gordon Jones, W. °molter, 3, F, Kavanagh, Ira Standish, E. W. Langley, Lieut. -Coe PelLatt•, 11'm, Rendre, J. 0, Ramsay, W. C. Leo, 1V, C. Crowther, F. J. Phillips, Richard Brown, 0, B. Swootinaee, J, A. Proctor, II. 33, 1•Iodgins, H, Johnson, le 0, Brough, Miss 11, D2. Rubinson and others, It was moved by Mr, Wm, Tnce,_secondod by Mr. Anson Jones, that Mr. E. B. Osler do take the chair, and that Mr, T. G. Brough do act as Secretary. Messrs. A. R. Boswell and IV, G. Cassels wore appointed Scrutineers. The Soorotary road the report of the Directors to the Shareholders, and 'submitted the Annual Statement of the affairs of .the Monk, n'lxich is as follows; To the Shareholders: • The Directorsbog to present the following Statement of the result of the business of the Bank for the EIGHT MONTHS oudieg 3181 December, 1903: Balance of Profit and Loss Account, 80111 April, 3.003 .. $353,855 48 Premium received on new Capital Stock • 16,130 00 Profit for the EIGHT MONTHS ending 31st December, 1903, after deducting charges of management, etc, and making provision for bad and doubtful debts . 321,073 86 Dividend 2** per cont„ paid 1st Aug- ust 1003 $?9:,710 50 Dividend 2* per cont., paid ..2nd No vember, 1903 ,., ,.74,858 05 Dividend 1 2-3 per cont., payable 2nd January, 1904 (2 months) 49,963 16 $199,526 Transferred to Reserve fund 16,135 8590,564 34 71 00 $215,661 71 Balance of Profit and Loss carried forward ,.,.,, $474,902 63 RESERVE FUND. Balance at credit of account 80th April, 1903 .,.,8 -$2,988,805 00 Transferred from Profit and Loss Account 16,135 00 88,000,000 00 Branches of -the hank leave been opened during thepast eight months in fort William and St. Thomas, Ont, All Branches of the Bank have been inspected during the past year. Toronto, 27th January, 1904. E. B. ()SLIM, President. The Report was adopted and the thanks of the Shareholders were ten- dered to the President, Vice-Prosideut and Directors for their services and to the General Manager and other ofticors of tho Bank for the efficient per- formance of their respective duties. The following gentlemen were elected Directors for the ensuing year: Messrs. A. W. Austin, W. R, Brock, DM.P., T. Eaton, J. J. Foy, Ie. C,, Wen. Ince, Wilmot D. Matthews orad E. 13. Osler, Nei,. At a subsequent meeting of the Directors, .Mr. le. B. Osier, M.P„ was elected President and Mr, W. D. Matthews, Vice -President, for the ensuing term. GENERAL STATEMENT. Liabilities. Notes in'Cireulation $ 2,721,874 00 Deposits note bearing interest $ 3,088,422 68 Deposits bearing interest (including inter- est accrued to date) 23,208,718 57 26,377,141 25 Total Liabilities to the Public Capital Stock Paid up Deserve Fund Balance of Profits carried forward Dividend No, 85, payable 2nd Jau.(2 mths) Former Dividends unclaimed Reserved for Exchange, etc. Rebate on Bills Discounted .. $29,099,015 25 3,000,000 '00 $ 3,000,000 00 474 902 63 49,968 16 28 75 21,664 61 99,523 95 3,646,133 10 $35,745,198 33 Assets. Specie .., ,. •,,,,,,,,,,,,, $ 1D59,462 Dominion. Government Demand Notes 1,806,218 00 Deposit with Dominion Government for.Se- curity of Note Circulation 140,000 00 Notes of and Cheques on other Banks .,:: 1,209,662 80 Valances due from other Banks in Canada 598,570 29 Valance duo by London Agents 182,387 54 Balances due front. other Banks elsewhere than ill flan. and the petted Kingdom. 678,909 02 P. roiincial Government Securities 94,296 87 Canadian M•nnicipal Securities and British or Foreign or Colonial Public Securities other than 0anadiau 671,028 79 Railway and other 33onds, Debentures and •tocks 3,382,217 51 Loans on Call secured by Stocks and De- • bentures :,, 4,121,069 18 $13,843,706 64 pills Dia ceinted apd Advances Oua'rent •, 821,409,271 20 Overdue Debts (estimated loss provided for) . 9,995 26 Real Estate, other than 'Bank Promises ,,, 48,106 56 Mortgaeos on Re91 llstato sold by Panic . 6,000 00 P,enlc Premises . ,,. 425,000 00 Other Assets not included under foregoing beads 8,028 70 21,901,401 71 Toronto, 31st December, 1903, TYPOGRAPHICAL T'Ii,,IGEDY, "We are thorry to they," explained the editor of a weekly paper iu Texas, "that our oompotlting-room. wath entered late± night by thomo unknown tltcoundrol, who thtole every oth in the otlttabliehment and thecceeded in making 11ieli etheape undetected, "It hath been • 'impotliible, of cur nowtllu eomth, to procure a pply iv time for thith inline, aid we aero theta compelled to go to proth in u thituation motet emarrathing and dithtrettiing; but we thee no other k Lo rurthuo.than tomake the m•thO co 2 botho t'htaggor we cen to get along without the mulling letter, and; we,. ehe'efon•e, print the 'Newth' on time regn.rdleth of the loth thutlitalned: "The motive of the mitherable to the:l eant ith unknown' ito 'uth, but doubtleth, wat11 revenge for theme thuppotli, in111011. "It tha11' never bo thaid that the. petty thpito of the thnrall-th,ouled vfliian hath fiithelled the 'lvewth.' If thith meet the eye of the detcth- table ratlical, we beg to athero hive that he underethti neteth the re- theurcetlf of a ih•tbt-cloth newt e paper when he thinkth rue can cripple it Ttopelotbly by breaking into the alphabet. "bee tote oceathion to they to him, furthermore that . bofore next Tliur11klay we will have.thre timoth cols many othoth ate he tittule," "Doou think heti that men t1e- 800011ed from chlinpaanzeoe 1" asked Willie Washingtoh. "Same Old," ate severed Miss Coyote, and 13010 Merely remained stationary, Old La t: tramp)— "Ala d n y( p } "i O r fellow lift is foil Of Ah, fey. Peer trials," Tramp -"It etre mulct, Wot tiab yon tried fareee $35,745,198 3t1 T, G. BT±OUGI3, General Manager. MESSAGE- F1ZOM THE DEEP. Six years ago the British schooner Ethel mysteriously disappeared en route' from Bombay to Port Said. Her owners, T3arlsfoot & Oo., of the latter port, gave her up for lost, and since that time until last month her fate roin,aiuod a mysteryto the world.' It was an empty and tightly ooi'ked wine bottle that brought tho story of her fate and that of Captain Lee and his crow to land. Tho bottle was discovered by Captor] Lombard on tho beach of the Island of Fu- cv 1 O situated � t 1 a s L cl n the Soul Sea t South s and the note, it contained roads a a fol- lows: "Will the finder of this in- form Messrs Barkfoot & .0o, of Port Said that their schooner Ttho1 foun- dered aboutel,000 miles from Ilofii- bay? , This note .is written by the solo surveyors, Captain Loe and Sea- man Thomas, who aro in their - Last Hopes, Signed,' 3, T. Lee, Jan, 25 or 27, 1897." A. gentleman once bought aalla b- bylooking horse aid asked his groom to try it. After the atritn,al had been, trotted round tho yard owe or twice, the master riled . Pat ' what ho thought about ie. "It would make a fine war-horse, .your worship," ho said. "Why, how's that?" Veld the master. "Ilecauso," said Pat, move ing off, "it' Would 96ci0r die than runt", "Is every hair in your hoed num- bored, geandeire?" "Yes, my child," "Well, :grandpa," said the littl0 'fol- low, its he contehiplatod the groat bald spat, "you liaeon't got much of a head for figures, have yeti?" 41xle fs rho mal, wlio uses hes sbuhibling blocks as stopping atonal,, AFTER' SHORT TRAINING YOUTHFUL 331eTTISH CABINET 11iINISTEBS. Britain Etas Some Very Yonne; Mon hound Oer Cabinet • Board, Two ±11111gs strike elm forcibly in looking into the colli ositicn of the present British Cabinet—Else youth- fulness of the gloat majority of its members and the surprisingly short time in which a Iegislator may blos- som from tho position of a private and unknown member of Parliament into full Cabinet honors. In the present 'British Cabinet just half its members are still in or un- der tho forties, and five have yet to see their forty-fifth birthday. There are coven Ministers in the fifties, and only two who have lived more than sixty years, while the average ago of its eighteen members is but a few months over fifty years. If youth is any guarantee of political efficiency, then the 0abinet of to -day ought to establish a record of achievement. Some of its members have had careers as remarkable as their youth- fulness, In past generations a man who reached Cabinet rank any time with a quarter' of a century was con- sidered fortunate as well as clover. It is true that William Pitt, that poli- ' tical prodigy, was Chancellor of the Exchequer at the ae'e of twenty-three, niter tiro years' apprenticeship in the House; but his father, the groat Earl of Clietham, had to wait twenty-one years before he became Secretary of State, Mr, Gladstone was Colonial Socrotary eleven years after he first entered the TIouse of Commons; and it. took Canning thirteen years, Fox fourteen, Sir Robert Peel thirteen, Lord Beaconsfield fifteen, and Lord Randolph Churchill eleven years to qualify for Cabinet rank, ONLY EIGHT YEARS. It is only eight years since Mr. Lyttelton entered Parliament, as mem- ber for Leamington, and to -day he Ills the exalted position vacated by Mr. Chamberlain—a promotion as as- tounding as if a junior at the bar were with One leap to take his seat on the woolsack, or at least among the law lords. But be had a rival hi tho veteran Lord I1'alsbury,. who was In the Cabinet within eight years of finding a seat in the Commons for Lawmcoston. In both cases these honors came to men who were no longer quite young, for Mr. Lyttleton became a member of the Cabinet at 47 and Lord Efalsbury at 60. To some of their colleagues fate has been much kinder. Mr Austen Cham- berlain had only been -three years in the House when ho became a Lord of the Admiralty, and seven years lat- er he found his way into the-Oabinet while still in the thirties, a wonder- ful record of advancement; . but still inferior to that of Lord Randolph Cht rcbili, who • was ' Secretary, for India at tho early ago of 86. L1:SS THAN FORTY. Lord Stanley, too, in a rensc beats 111x. Austin- Chamberlain's aehieve- mont, for after three years in tlio lfouso' he was made a Lord of the Treasury, and Postmaster -General with a scat in the Cabinet after elev- en years, and while still two years on the sunny side of 40. Mr. Ar- nold -Foster must be bracketed with Lord Stanley, for it is only 11 years since he first Found a soot in the Commons, and to-dhy he fills the high position of Secretary of State for War, The Prime Minister has also a very gratifyiug record of advancement, for he was only a dozen years in reach- ing tho Cabinet. It Is interesting to note that, although Mr. Balfour was in the nursory When Lord llalsbury was a fully-fledged barrister, ho is tho Fattier of his Cabloat, with a record of 20 years' service in the Commons, Mr. A. G, 'Murray makes a dead -heat with his chief by whining a Cabinet prize within 12 years. MAI{'G A RE00131). Thus we see no fewer than seven of the prosent British Ministers hew> won their positiotle after an appren- ticeship of a dozen years or less, the time that it takes the average curate to graduate into tho dignity of a vicar, or a very successful lawyer to become a jualor K. 0. Although Dir. Wyndlmue finds aim - self a Cabinet Minister at the early ago of 40, ho has been loss success- ful than some of his colleagues in having to waft 14 years, for his re- ward; bit he is still ahead of Mr. Akers -Douglas, Mr, Gerald Balfour. and Mr, Long. Lords Onslow, Sclborno and Mlle' bourne were legislators for 18 years bolero reaching their present mei-, nonce; and lofr. Broderick, who is commonly considered It very Merry pian, actually wins the "wooden spoon' of the Cabinet, for 20 yoars separated .the day one which he first sat as M. ,T., for West Surro,yfrom the day; in 1000, When . 'he Weenie Secretary 10r' War, �. In an Irish court- an old' man was called into the witnoes-boot, and, be - bag near-sighted, instead of going up the stairs that led :to the box motunted those that led to the bench, Tho judge took the mistake gond ituinarcdly. "Is it a judge you want to be, my good man?": he asked, "Ali, sure, yer honor," Wag the re-' ply, "I'm an otdd man now, .and mei)be it's all I'm fit for." "A drop of ink may matte a roil-• lfoti think," quoted 14l'$witlig,,,t, So I have heard," aided Sgtiilidig, "It 1nay prdvoko langrra.ge, ton. A few 'drops of Jolt that 1 ina. ivertunL- ly 'dropped on my wife s neW carpet' brought forth about a million wards, and all energetic walets, too," "That Mega num" h iel s htnlsoif a pretty important personage 10 this place, Howse t he ?' reseed the stran- a' 1 n r ort 'tit to ? 'xelni p 4 Y g nod1115 , t rtatevd, 1((117, if you toll f,lnt -'s'e'e having fine weather he;: e, lee nw 9Is up as if 113 111,151 j)11 Ile niadia it." elle 1r u 't♦ fir • ,tix4 f44. •? ••,e