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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1911-8-3, Page 2NVEGEANCE OF OLUEJAYS mstauicr foarssaeivleedn bre' fittraTtwIr to UPON A. HORSE THAT IAD DE- STROYED THEIR NEST. Owner of the Equine Had to Take a Hand in the Furious Attack. • "I hated b do it," said a. subur- ban dweller, "for the birds were io Pretty and had remained about my place in the country all winter, serving greatly to brighten things up during the sombre season, but I had either to make away with bheni or let them make away with my horse. "Along one side of the field that stretches away from the rear of my place is a thick growth of bush- es. Various kinds of birds find that thicket favura,ble for their nesting places. The field itself is let as a pasture, and in the spring and early summer the cattle and horses pasturing there vary their diet by browsing on the sweet and tender young foliage of the thicket. Among the three or four horses in the field along in May was myt horse, an unpretending and kindly old fellow and almost one of the family. "One day I was working in my garden when I heard bluejays down in the thicket along the field fence making more noise than is usual even with those birds of harsh and strident voice. Looking down that wav, I sew tour bluejays engaged in fierce and persisteab assault on my horse. "They were darting at him from all sides, peeking at his face, strik- ing him in the neck and nipping his ears, The poor old nag ran first one trey and then another to es- cape the assaults of the excited and SHRIEKING BIRDS, but be was headed off by them whichever way he turned. "As there might be danger of the horse being blinded by some well aimed stroke of a bluejay's sharp bill, I hurried down to lend him my aid in escaping from the vicious birds. Even after I arriv- ed en the scene and took the horse by the mane and led him away from the spot the infuriated jays hover- ed about and followed us, making frequent bold dashes un the horse and inflicting jabs that made him jump, led the horse to the far side of the field and the birds returned to the thieket, where they held noisy consultation at one particu- lar spot and seemed to he in great tribulation. It was evident that my horse had offended' the blue - jays in some way, and to discover if possible in what way I walked over to the thicket. At the spot where the clamor of the jays was ooncentrated I found on the ground the betties of three newly hatelied bluejays. "The four old birds circled about are with noise ann tory Inc a while as if inclined to held me respon- s'bk. in some way for the tragedy. l'hen they dashed awes across the told toward where my horse had resumed his quiet feeding and ar- riving there angrily renewed their attack upon him. "I hurried thither and again rescued him from TiJI FURIOUS BIRDS. and they flew yelling back to the thicket. As often es the horse was left to himself in the pasture the jays attacked him as fiercely as ever, and I was %impelled to re- move him from the field. The birds made no attack on any other of the horses, although two of them were feeding near the spot where the birds were clamoring in the bushes. "The jays became quiet after a while and presumably went about their business, Believing that the unfortunate incident was closed X burned my old horse into the pas lure again, but he had no sooner begun to crop the grass than the jays emerged from; the thicket slain and renewed the /assault on hint with all the old fury. I rescued hint once more and took hint home • and shut hint in the barn. "A road passes along tho field en the other sick of the thicket and is Much eravelled by teams. Two (ty three dills after the affeir bo- tWCen hinejays and my horse X hooked the horse to iny buggy fot a drive to the villas". As he was logging along by the thicket these blue:Jays recognized flint and to put up with, and he took the bit in his teeth and in spite of all I could do, ran away. "A.nd didn't those infernal jays keep right along with him for balk a mile, urging him to still greater *effort in his runaway stunt by peeking him and jabbing him and yelling in his ears I They quit then pod went back to the thicket, yel- ling congratulations to one an- other at the top of their lungs. I never got the old horse slowed down until we got to town, about two miles. "No damage was done exoept to my temper. That was wrecked so that when I got home, returning by a roundabout way to escape the danger of another furious bluejay assault and possibly more damage to my temper if to nothing else, I went for those jays with a sho.te gun. "I hated to do it, but, I couldn't stand by and see my horse con- stantly in jeopardy, and 1 didn't want to sell him. At the same time I suppose the jays had some excuse or their enmity against the horse', for there is no doubt that while he was browsing along the edge of the thicket he had pulled down a limb on which a family of bluejays had their nest and tumbled the young ones out of it to the ground. The jays were simply wreaking vengeance on the despoiler of the nest, although I am sure the old horse wouldn't have dumped that nest for all the jU9 foliage there was in the thicket if he only had known," BELIEVE GRAVE CURSES THEM Afflicted Parsons Visit Burial Place in Ireland for Relief. Two quaint old ceremonies, one of very ancient date, theorigin of which is not quite known, have just taken place, one in Ireland and the other in the old world village of Braunstone, in Leices- tershire. In North Kilmurry, some Le miles from Cork there is a grave to wihch certain country people still make pilgrimages at certain periods of the year, believing that they will be cured of rheumatism and other ills. On the grave are a number of crutches and sticks which have been left by pilgrims who have been "cured." The pil- grims bring with them cups and jars of holy water, which they place on the burial place, some of them also tearing off parts of their clothing, which they hang on a thorn bush beside the grave. The tombstone bears the inserip.tion, "Erected by a friendly hand to the memory of Rev. Patrick • Dil- worth ; died January, 1833, aged 66 years." "elle Holine Meadow," at Braunstone, is always mown on the Thursday before "Faust Sun- day," and the hay taken by the parish clerk, who, having it remov- ed to the- village church, has it strewn all over the aisles. The origin of the custom is not known, but it is thought that it had its beginning in tho time when the floors of churches and houses wero on earth and covered with rushes, Hines in which there took place each year the ceremony of rush beating, the villagers going in processions to the churches to strew the floors with new rushes. Few men carry a bigger roll of bills than the professional detecter of counterfeits, it is a felony to have counterfeit money in ene's possession, but each counterfeit de -Leder has a special license from tho treasury department at Wash- ington to carry about 150 samples nf bogus money. For each counter- feit bill tho detector carries a genuine note of the same kind and denomination for the purpoed of comparison. Tho total value of this good money that is carried side b side with the had is between eau, - 000 and $60,600. The bilk run from $1 up to $1,000 in denomina- tion. A little hey was learning his kt- ters, and found it much cm* to remember them by appearamee than by name. One day, wishing- to in- quire the identity of the letter "L" the puzzled youngster asked: "Mother, what is this letter that goes straight out north on one side and up to God an the otherV' • SIG]OR! ! • It sounds a bit mean of me to say it was all 'Amy's fault, but it real- ly was. The idea was berfi, and its execution was hers. And that was everything—everything except the trifling contribution 1 inado to the sum total of conspiring Orman- staaoss. My, affairs bad not been quite so flourishing as they should have been, and 1 had put the position frankly before Amy, as I hold a husband should be quite frank with his wife when things are gloomy, whatever he may do when they are bright; and we had discussed econ- omies for four successive evenings, and finally agreed that rather than give up our little house and move into a smaller one or a wretched fiat, if we could got someone to share its comforts, conveniences and expenses, we might meet the diffioulty. Amy's cousin' in West Hamp- stead, had meta similar difficulty in that way,, and Amy didn't see why we sho101dn't. The notion seemed so excellent, indeed, that I consented, and left the whole mat- ter for Amy to arrange, the more readily because she had an idea that her West Hampstead cousin hed mentioned to Amy that she— the cousin—had said to her—that is to Amy—that her (cousin again) guest, a German getitleman, had mentioned having s, friend, also a foreigner, who was anxious to find accommodation in a gentleman s house, where he could pick up Eng- lish quickly amid congenial sur- roundings. For this he was prepared to pay four or five guineus a, weak, ac- cording to circumstances. Amy thought she could get this German to come to us, if she mentioned the matter to her cousin; and as he seemed all right, since he was a . porsonals-friend of Arny's cousin's guest, I left the Matter entirely in her hands, as I said before. I'm obliged to explain all this in order to bo understood. But to justify myself saying to you it wars all Amy's fault, I must tell you the rest from her standpoint. She saw the West Hampstead cousin the following afternoon, and was introduced to the Cam— No, come to think of it, he was an Ital- ian, though it is not material, since the real point is that he only spoke eneugh English to nod affirmative- ly whem asked a question, and shrug his shoulders and point when he required anything. He had come to England to learn our language by residing with people who could- n't make themselves understood in any other language. It must have been a trifle difficult for Amy to make the exact pur- pose of her visit clear to the dis- tinguished foreigner, but she was quite satisfied with her success when she told me all about it in the evening. "A charming man!" she declar- ed. "What his lips can't say his eyes can. He is to see his friend to-morrow—at least, I think so; and he'll lot me know if and when his friend will come to us—I fancy that''hat he meant. A most charming man, Alfre.c11 So genial and vivacious. So Alive!" "Well, I hope his friend will be equally genial and vivacious and alive," I observed, not particular- ly hopefully. Two days elaps.ed. Then Amy was summoned to the front door to "try an' make sense of w'at a nasty foreigner was sayin'," as Emily, the housemaid, explained. Amy rushed out to find her West Hamp- stead eousin's Italian guest, who had called to try to make her un- derstand the arrangements he had made with his friend. She exper- . i ierked great trouble in compre- hending him, but gathered front the drift of his volubility and ges- ture s that his friend would arrive to take up his abode with us the. following day. Her greatest uneasiness arosse from the fact that the charming It- alian bad dropped so many words in his native language that she hadn't the faintest notion which of them represented the name of his friend. However, she consoledher- self -with the reflection that she would be perfectly safe in address- ing the coming guest as "signor," and that he himself might have fin- ished his education in conversation- al English. Amy confided .all this to me on my return home in the evening, and as she was so sure it was all right, and 1 was so uncertain that it was- n't, that I did not disturb her mind particularly as she was somewhat ruffled by her anxiety to have ev- erything prepared for "signor's" reception on. his arrival the next day. It happened most unfortnateuly, that when 1 arrived at business the. following morning and went through my correspondent's:, X found it would be necessary for itk to start immediately on the jour- ney fo Glasgow which I had been anticipating for some days. It was extremely awkward having to leave .Ani7i to receive this straeger, and entertain him, in my absence; bet as my trip was in contioctloa with a hig 3511I of business I never 1108,- 44 about going. t had, indeed, kept 0, portmanteau ready pack- ed .at the °face in anticipation of this summons. Se I wired Amy, and med. off North. That was part of my own personal oontribtioun. to the, beau- tiful .affair, OA receiving my wire, Amyat once telegraphed to Clara Stainer, it Norwood cousin, to opine and stay a day or two, and Clara arrived at live m the afternoon, and was made aware of the situation just in time to be looking her nicest, -when Em- ily announced that the "foreign gent" had come "Fresh tea, immediately, Ern- ily," whispered Amy excitedly, and hestened to great the haedsome young foreigner who stood bowing in the hall, Re seemed most pleasantly sur- prised. at the cordiality of ,Amy's waloome to him, but the difficulty of the situation were manifest to Amy at once, 'Ile was terribly ner- vous, stammering and blushing like a timid girl and he know se little of the English language as his friend Aray's cousin's Italian guest. I can imagine the scene. I have done so and laughed outright. It must have been very droll 1 There was the broad -shouldered little It- alian, blushing and stammering to find a lady of suoh charming ap- pearaisce greeting him with all the warmth of old friendship; and there was Amy, tall, elegantly dressed, frowning in her bewilderment, nodding genially to every half -ut- tered and wholly incomprehensible sentence or word that escaped him. With the greatest difficulty—hav- ing in the end, indeed, to take him by the arm and lead him—she forc- ed him to overcome his nervous- ness sufficiently to enter the draw- ing -room. Seeing Clara rising to greet him, he stopped dead, and looked down at his feet. "Bit ze poots, madame," he pro- tested, grinning. "Ze poots." "He hasn't rubbed his boots, perhaps," suggested Clara. "Ah 1 No—no! Ze poets!" he exclaimed, waving his hands at his feet. Laughingly Amy led him to the hall mat, and painted down. He regarded her sorrowfully for a moment, then sighed profoundly, and wiped his boots upon the mat. "Ze shennon—'im—not eom, ah sal" he inquired with engaging in nocence. Amy led him back into the room and forced tea and cake upon him, while she went through an elabor- ate pantomime, employing .a var- iety of aids and great ingenuity to convey to him the cause of try ab- sence and her hope for my safe ansi speedy return. This, or the cake and tea, seem - to satisfy him; he ate heartily, shrugging his shoulders and settl- ing widely at everything Amy or Clara, said. At Best the girls found it very amusing and refreshing, but no one who has not experienced similar difficulties can imagine how fatiguing it is to keep up an intelli- gent conversation with a. perfect stranger by means of smiles, nods, incomplete sentences, and various gestures on the lines of Swedish drilL There was no getting any sense from "signor" ; he could not ex- plain anything as to his route to the house, luggage, arrival in Eng- land, or anything else. He assum- ed an air of blended mystification and resignation, and he held on to it doggedly. At length Amy took him to thew him his room, and with Olara's as- sistance she conveyed its meaning and significance to him, pointingto the bed and to him ansi nodding, then pointingto the wash -stand, and, after pointing to his face, making a pretense of washing her own. She had given up talking by this time. "Ah, sat" lie, exclaimed with his chronic smile. "An' ze p9o4s1" "Put them outside," said Clara, pointing clown at the lauding -floor, and nodding. "His boots do seem a terrible anxiety to him," she added, aside to Amy. Theu Amy took him in hand again, and showed him how to lock and unlock the door, and used the clock as an aid to explain to him that we dined at, eight, and took breakfast, at eight -thirty. RS took it all in with the sante of blended mystification and resig- nation, and they left him to follow them down to the drawing -room at his own sweet pleasure. Bat he had not put in an appear- ance when Emily "annonuced din- ner. "Run up and knock quickly on the gentleman's door, and tell him," said Amy. After a short absence, Emily, looking very scared, returned to say that she could not gat any ans- wer, "I tell you what it is," said Cla- ra, "He's misunderstood us and thinks you told him to go to "That's it, sn'in," declared Ent- ity. 'oard a, 'orrible noise like suorin', an' there'no light in the room." They dismissed it while the vege- tables got cold. Finally, Amy and Clara want up to investigate, and being confirmed in tho belief that he had retired for the night, Clara knocked loudly ort his door, with the heroic intention of trying to ex- plain his mistake. It was long before a gruff and 10 lifirij 4 4 gatifortyyd /7 tha r 1111:11(1".''w4400t ttfloi finei:er peetpooes, PERFU i I 01111111 11610llitnautolOw sees.Theel sleopy voice Answered her, Then the fun began. There were (Melds ties; enough in snaking him under- stand in a good light, by aid of gestures'intonation, facial expres- sion; but the difficulties were mul- tiplied by thirty figures at least to make him understand - through a locked door. But dinner had long been stone cold before Amy gave up all at- tempt, It seemed to her the quin- tessence of inhospitality to order a traveller to bed at eight oklook, when he had 'only had a cup of tea and some cake at six and his leg - gage had not arrived. There it was, however, and nothing could be done. Clara ,suggested. trying to slip very thin sandwiches under his door, but Clara always is silly in an emergency. There was literally nothing to be done, except to set a tray of eatables before his door, so he could take it in when he put out his boots, which ho had not yet done. Amy gave orders to that effect. But the tray was still in its place, untouched, when Amy and Clara retired for the night, and they sim- ply had not the courage then t6 at- tempt to inform him of its pres- ence. In the dead of night the house- hold was suddenly aroused by the sound of smashing glass and china, instantly succeeded by come for- eign exclamations and thud—bump- ity, bump—thud. Then there was a beautiful calm, till the shrieking of Emily and Mary on the top floor threatened to break every pane of glass in the house. Nobody, however, cared to dis- cover what had happened. Amy clung to Clara, and Clara, hugged Amy; and thus they spent the night in an agony of suspense. But daylight kindled a little courage and curiosity, and detail by detail the discovery was made that "signor" had tripped over the supper -tray a-nd fallen downstairs in -stealing from his room to fly the house, He had taken nothing that was nob his, but he had left dirty marks from his boots on the sheets when he had gone to bed to feign Compliance with Amy's orders. That was the story I heard on re- turning home, "Great Scott !" I gasped. "I clean forgot to tell you I'd promis- ed that old pair of tan boots to the picturesque organ -grinder I took a likink to. I told him to call one evening, and—and--" .Amy always says it was entirely my fault. I say it was not I And I leave it at that,—Londo-n Ans- wers, CASE OP BLIND JUSTICE. Peasant Convicted of Murder He Never Conunilteil. "John.," she salt' gently, "you are interested in temiranco move- tnents, are not "Or course I am," he answered. "Well, sup- pose you go and make a few of them at the pump -handle. IL want it pail of wetter et 0n10." The sum of $6,000 has just been awarded by the Cher Assize Court in France as compensation for sev- enteen years' penal servitude un- dergone by a peasant named Charles Michaud, who received a life sentence for a murder he dicl not commit. .A rich old peasant farmer was murdered and Michaud, a neigh- bor, was convicted, chiefly on the evidence of a necktie which had belonged to the dead man and of some stains on his clothes supposed to be blood. Michaud protested his innocence throughout and declared he knew nothing about the tie and that the stains were caused by cid- er. He was txmvicted and sent to French Guiana for life. While he was there a fellow cop- vict confessed or rather boasted that he had committed Lite murder. This man later succeeded in escap- ing from the penal settlement, but newspapers having taken up his case and found confirmation of his story,, the Cgurt of Cessation de- cided that his confession was, the nccessaey naw fact which would al- low it to set aside the, condemna- tion and order a new trial. Michaud, who was twenty-nine when onvicted. is now 4.6, but looks like a broken clown old mans His wife, always convinced of his inno- cence, was present at the second trial, His counsel asked for $90,- 000 damages, lint the court awarded $6.000 and the plaoarding of the judgment. 4,11 Ito 1111 .4; itgrooif mottioOtti BLA.CICBIRD MUSICIANS One That Accompanied. ' a Band, Another Gave Cavalry Call. One Apeit addle studying bird voices in a wood near a breezy up- land village in Banffshire Scot- land, I was startled by a whistler, who produced again and again Part of the opening phrases (six notes) of the fine English song "Should Re Upbraid," says the Scotsman. No professional clarinet player lould have rendered the phrase with closer attention to quality of tone and to exactness of time and pitch. At first I thought that it had been whistled by a ploughman who was working in a neighboring field. Other blackbirds in,the same wood whistled the phrase, but no one performed it so well as the bird I first heard. Two summers ago a blackbird that patrolled a small beat in the gardens to .the south of Buecleuch place, Edinburgh, whistled a part (over a dozen notes) of a fixe -fin- ger exercise for the piano, which he had without doubt picked up from some player in ons of the neighboring houses. Some years ago in the month of June I attend- ed a concert in the Luxembourg Gardens which may be considered the central point of the Latin Quartier of Paris. The performers were the band of the Garde Rupublicaine (the finest band in the world), and the pro- gramme they submitted consisted wholly of extracts from Beetho- ven's works. While the Adagio of the "Senate Pathetique" was be- ing played a blackbird sitting high up in a tree near the band stand accompanied the instruments and ,stopped when they did. He sang during the whole move- ment—beautiful, leisurely snatches of melody. His notes seemed like an instrument added to the band and quite equalled in quality any of the wood winds. The way in which his extempore melody fitted in with Beethoven'e composition was perfectly marvellous. All through that summer the heat in Paris was terrific. Often every day I had occasion to pass along a torpid old street in the Latin Quartier, near which I lived, the Street of the Four Winds—a narrow thoroughfare, lined by high white painted houses above which could be seen a mere ribbon of dark blue sky. In this street a cobbler, an ex - bugler in a Cuirassier regiment, hid bis booth. Above the booth hung a large wicker cage in which was a blackbird with a tremendous voice—a, "hundred throated" bird to borrow the adjective which Ten- nyson qualifies the nightingale. The ex -bugler had taught his merle (the French word for black- bird) a cavalry call, and many times a day the street reverberat- ed with the blood stirring sounds. One broiling day in July an old ab- be stopped in front of the cobbler's stall, and began to mop his cnin- son face. "Monsieur," he said to the cobbler, "accept my congratu- lations: your merle is tho most eloquent preacher in Paris, for his notes are a battle call to the strong and a sursum coda, (lift up your hearts) to the despairing," CAREFULLY EXPLAINED. "Good-bye," said MrS. James to her husband, as she left Inc a short visit to her mother. "I've put everything in order fur yoa. E you can't find anything write me and I'll let you know where it is." Two days later Mr. Samos missed a favorite hat of his and wrote to ask where i't had been put. This is telineriN ''Illthput it in the wardrobe in the front bedroom, but if it isn't there you might try in the hat- stand drawer, or the hall -table, ur hasperhaps it fallen behind the dressing -table in our bedroom. I think it's upstairs somewhere. P, S.—Perhaps after all I changed it at the door for some ferns.' *1( As an old lady who was ill seem- ed much eesier, the nurse in at- tendance said: "Now, I think you will be all right if 1 put this bell beside you, and I will go mid get a sleep." "A sleep !" cxelaimed the only lady .in evident wonder. "Why, I thought you were's., train. ed nurse 1" "I am," said the nurse drily, "hub en fo nun ately We aro not trained to keen awake for ever. oblairrAl. 'EMUS ARE 0000 TRADERS nusxaus DT.m.A.Nt) P PRICES rot 711IIEIR UE10 S, Itios$ $ought.for Article is the Ivory Cribbago M Ifort MoP4orson, the =oat .northerly Inc trading pest in Ada, IslsJa a.musing incident) oecurr- ad, A lady touriet, who was mak- ing a collodion of native merles, liad provided herself before leaving eivilisaton wth is email outfit of beads, needles, to,, in the hope of bartering them to good advant- age with the aboriginals. Seeing. somo ivory carvings in a "husky" tont this lady intimated that she wished to acquire them, and offer- ed in exehange first a few pack- ages of needles, and then eome beads, both of which were inepect- al and decorously handed hack to her with a shake of the head. After some talking the Esquire - aux said he would sell for a pipe anti some tobacco. This looked easy, as the curio looked cheap at ea to $7, and the lady went to the Fludson Bay Company's store ILLKI bought 1 worth of 'tobacco an'cl a 50c pipe, These were handed tothe, Io "husky," who courteously olred them over, and then handing the pipe' back, remarked: "Tobacco good, pipe no good." The upshot was that the lady had to invest $5 itca pipe to obtain. the coveted eur- ios, The most sought for article of Esquimaux manufacture is the iv- ory cribbage hoard, made out of a 'wakes tuck. These make both use- ful articles and handsome, orna- ments. The sides and ends are usually covered with carvings of wild animals, .such as walruses, whales, foxes, wolves, etc., and this work is in many cases extreme- ly well executed. A. few years ago these cribbage boards could be bought for a. com- paratively trivial sum, but now, owing to a number of tourists hav- ing paid absurd figures fon them, the price has mounted to an almost prohibitive figure, From $50 to $100 being asked for almost any speci- men, while for an unusually well carved board an Esquimaux will not accept less than $125, Other sought. after articles pro- duced by the "huskies" aro bead and shell earrings, soapstone can- dlesticks, sealing spcare, ivory fish- hooks and sinkers, and patchwork mats manufactured front a mixture of splices of wild goat, seal and deerskins, sewn together in a reg- ular and not unbeautiful pattern. The trade with the Eskiino is oonducted on somewhat different lines to that with the Indians. For a number of years past whaling schooners hailing from San Fran- cisco, have made their Winter quarters at Herschel Island; so as to be ready to commence hunting these valuable mammals as soon as open water appears. Their crews halo dealt largely with the Eski- mos in furs and curios, paying small prices, and in return selling them flour, bacon, tea, etc., for considerably less than the mere cot of transporting such articles into the country by the McKenzie River route, However, the schooner own- ers, finding that but little of the profit,' accruing from the transac- tions found its way into their pock- ets, have largely put a stop to the carrying of goods for trading pus - P0505 As a resnit, a considerable num- ber of the Eskimo make. their way by first open water from Herschel Island and the country east of the McKenzie River delta to the trad- ing posts on the lower river. On arrival they barter their furs fur whatever pleases them, and then something special—it sewing mach- ine, steam tug or what not—catches a husky's eye, and ho at once wish- es to purchase it. If it is not for sate he at once orders one like it to be brought in uext year. This the tractor agrees to accomplish, and the question of price then comes up. Now the price is not put to the native in dollars, as thab would not involve a sufficiently re- munerative transaction. Instead, the trader says—in taking an order for a phonograph, for instance, ii "You mst bring mo five lynx skins, twenty white foxes and two mink." "Very good," replies tho husky, and Ilia deal is elosed. He arrives at the post the following Summer with the pelts called for, and he is an angry man it hie phonograph has not turned up. A short time ago an Eskimo pur- chased a steam tug, which he is now an .adept in operating, and was charged therefor 100 white foxes, two No. 1 silver foxes, thirty lynx and fifty mink, As the. vessel cost but $1,200 ab the point where sold, the transection was by no means un- profitable. .1. The Hostess (at informal dinner): "Dr, Graves, .won't ynu earvol" Dr. Graves (absently): "Where's the patient and the chlerofornist" Contentment has boon defined as the philosophy of life and the prin- cipal ingredient in the eup of hap- piness; a commodity that leun- dem flitted hi consequnce of the very low price at which it can be 4, •