Loading...
HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1911-5-4, Page 3' %NAtYd# F4iVNN�O�r Young Folks N41w rueyt►e larevt ealsi►'�• THE TAMED FOS'., Ono day when George Tierney was in the woods not far from his house, •he saw a hole in the ground just at the foot of a rock, and he said to himself, "I wonder what lives there?. I wish I know." Then he thought that if he pint some bread -crumbs round the hole and should go and hide himself behind a tree -near by, perhaps the crea- ture would come out of its hole and getthem. So he went home and asked his mother for a, crust of bread, but without telling her what he wanted it for. She gave it to him, and he went back to the hole and °rumbled it all up around it, and then went and hid. But no- thing' came out, and he heard his mother calling him, so he went back home. The next day he took some more bread with him when he went to the hole, and he was very glad to see that there was net anything left of what he took the day before. Again he scattered the crumbs and hid and watched, but nothing cattle, and he had to go back home, for it was dinner -time. He did not give it up, but went day after day .. with. all sorts of things -bread, scraps of meat, little . bones, corn kernels- and oats. At last one day he thought he would go in the morning, instead of the middle of the day. Nobody was up when he crept out of the house, and the roosters had just begun to crow. It` was just the right thing to do, for he had hardly got be- hind the tree, after scatteringthe erttmbs and' other things, when out of 'the hole came a little fox, to his great delight. It was as much as he could do to keep from telling about it at break- fast, but he had made up his mind that he would try and tame the fox, ane then surprise them with it. So he went ,morning after morning, ex- cept the rainy ones, .and several times the fox came out before he had time to hide. Then one morn- ing he. thought to himself, "I won't hide,'but'I'll -sit right down here by 'the hole.". And sure enough, out came the fox, and did not seem to mind him at all, for he kept as still as a mouse. . James had seen George' get up early, andhad asked him what he did it. for; but George only said, i'Because' I want to." But one morning, after George had gone, James said to himself, "I'll get up and see what he does."' He dressed quickly, and got to the kitchen door just in time to see George going into the woods with something in his hand. He ran after him very still, and when he got very near the hole, there was George, sitting on the ground, holding out his bond,and a fox was taking. something out of it, while three lit- tle foxeswere playing round their mother. James thought he never saw a prettier sight in . his life, but he chid not let. George see him,. and went back home, wishing that he had done this. That morning at breakfast James told what ho had seen, and it seemed as if Mary and Rachel would go crazy, so anxious were they to see the dear little things. Then George told all about it, and said that he had wanted to see if he could not tame thein be- fore telling about it. The next morning father and mo- ther,' Mary. Rachel and Jaines were out there, hidden by the trees, and watched while George went up to the hole. Before he had dropped anything, they saw a nose peep out of the hole, and then out came the fox and her little ones. She went to George's hand and began to eat her breakfast as if she enjoyed it. The little ones came up and let George stroke them with his free hand. When George came back to where the family was he was the proudest boy in the county. — Youth's Companion. SURPRISED HIM. A missionary returned from India tells this story, rather against him- self. Re was suddenly called upon to preach at a lunatic asylum, and he decided to make use of a rather fa- vorite sermon. Afton' the service, as he was leav- ing the -chapel, • one of the inmates lteppecl rap to hive, andi said t • "`.That was a capital sermon von gave us, 51r." "I and glad yon liked it. What part in it ospecially interested sold by medicine dealers or by mail von?" at 135 cents a box from Tlre'Dr, Wil Hams' Mediofne Co.,: Brockville, Ont. A GOOD MEDICINE FOR THE SPRING 110 .Jot Use Ranh Purgatives—A Tonic is All In Need' Not exactly sick—but not feeling quite well. That's the way most people feel in the spring, Easily tired, appetite fickle, sometimes headaches and a feeling of depres- sion, Pimples or eruptions may ap pear on the skin, or there may be twinges of rheumatism or neural- gia, Any of these indicate that the blood is out of order; that the in- door life of winter has .left its mark upon you and may easily de- velop into more serious trouble. Don't dose yourself with purga- tives as so many people,do •the hope that you can put your blood right. Purgatives gallop through the system and weaken instead of giving strength. Any doctor will tell you this is true. What you need in the spring is a tonic that will make new blood and build up the nerves. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills is the only medicine that can do. this speedily, safely and surely. Every dose of this medicine helps to make new blood; which clears the skin, strengthens the appetite, and makes tired, depressed men, women andchildren bright, active and strong. Mr. B. Martin, Deux Rivieres, Que„ says :. "About a year ago I was all run down. I was pale, weak, and had but little ap- petite. I also suffered from .a se- vere pain in .the back, and though I tried several medicines nothing helped me until..I began the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and these. soon fully restored my health. < I 'can strongly recommend these pills to every weak person." Sold by all medicine dealers or by mail at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 from The 'Dr. Wil- liams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont: AWAY OVER THE SEA. Items of Interest From the Other Side of the World. Japan is increasing its imports of Australian wool and frozen meats. The people are rapidly adopting Western clothing and a meat diet. Both Austria and Germany are improving their steamship services to China. ., The Malay States and Sumatra are being rapidly developed com- mercially, reports the commercial agent at Singapore of the Depart- ment of Agriculture of the State of Victoria, Australia. Japanese banking facilities in China are good now, but are to be made larger and still better. In anticipation the older banking in- terests aro doubling their capital and embarking iu new banking lines. Cotton mills in India are making no profits, but heavy losses owing to the high price of cotton. Four- teen closed, in •January and six in February, throwing 20,000 people out of work.The jute mills in Cal- cutta are working only five days a week. In the last nine months of 1910 India's imports amounted to $393,- 953,033, and, the - exports to $499,- 930,265, increases of $22,000,000 and $74,000,000. Customs receipts were $25,000,000, a gain of nearly $0,000,- 000. Nickel mining is quite active' in New Caledonia.: European firms are investing largely in it and other mining. Somefair gold discoveries have been made recently. BABIESW HO SUFFER FROM CONSTIPATION The little: ones who suffer from constipation, colic, indigestion, or any of the many ills that afflict children, will find prompt relief in Baby's Own Tablets—a medicine that is guaranteed absolutely safe and free from all injurious drugs-- in rugs-in fact the only medicine for babies sold under tho guarantee of a gov- ernment analyst to contain no opi ate, narcotic or other "soothing" stuff. Concerning. them Mrs. Er- nest Plamondon, Ste. Julie Station; Que,, writes : "It is a pleasure for me to let you know what your Baby's Own Tablets have done for lay children. My baby suffered terribly from constipation and al- though we hacl a- doctor there was no change in his condition till.I be gan to give him Baby's Own Tab- lets, but since. thee he is enjoying. good health." The Tablets .are Where you told al:lont the mo - the rs throwing their infants in to the Changes. A11 the time you wore preaching l wondered Why your mother hadn't thrown you' into the river !„ —_— A physician was once arguing. with his lawyer friend concerning +,}11 personal characteristics of one of the lattt is clients, "It's 'no use," he said finally. "you can't make an angel out of a man." "No, ;th,tt's so, T can't," rejoined the lawyer, with feeling. "Wehave,.to leave that for you doctors,"' Henderson="Ever met with any serious accident while travelling?' Henpeck -"Did 1? 1 met my wife while travelling abroad:" There may bo other cern cures; but Ilallowav s Corn Oture .stands at the head of the list so far as re - snits are concerned. Tho more a man butts in the of - toner he gets kicked out, - Itlnard's Liniment cures Burne, Eta..' BY CONTRARIES, An old Irish gardener, meeting his master, after the prolonged ab- sonee of the latter from the estate, touched his finger to the tip of his cap, end said : "Good morning, yer honor, Glad ant 1 to see yes, 01 had a fine draine of ye last night." e "Indeed, Michael !"- reinerked the employer: "What was the dream 1" "Oi drained that ye gave rale a fine box o' tobaccy, an' that her ladyship, yer honored wife, gave me humble Biddy a little.caddy 0' tit' best tay," "Ah, Michael, but you'.. know dreams always ge by contraries." "Then," said Michael, "maybe ye'll be after givin' me wife th' to- baccy, an' her ladyship '11 give me th' tay,', THE SUPREME TEST. Most youngsters have their own ideas of greatness, as thee have of everything else that comes within their reach. To a boy's mind, a battle is all sound and fury; the hero of thefightis the one who has inspired most fear among the en- emy. Among the stories told by 'vas in his book, "Irish L`fe and Humor," there is one relating to Lord Wolseley after his return to England from service in India. Wolseley, who is fond of chil dren, was -once introduced to a boy four years old. The child gazed at the general with an expression half - incredulous, and then said : "Are • 'you the Wolseley that fought in the battles?" "Yes, I was in a'good many bat- tles," said the noble lord. The youngster looked at him wondering silence, and then said, "Let's hear you holler!" RELIEF READY. Doctor -"Have' you any aches or pains this morning?" Patient—"Yes, doctor ; it hurts mo to breathe; in fact, the only trouble: now seems to be with m. breath." Doctor—"A11 right. I'll give you something that will soon . stop that " p4 HOW THIN FOLKS CAN GET FLESHY. New Accidental Discovery Gives • Startling Results—Pits Flesh on Thin People and Rounds Out Iia• perfect Figures. Simple Prescription Given. For women -and men, too, for that mat- ter—who o Ran never appear stylishwith anything they wear, because of abnre. mal thinness and angularity, nlarity, this re. markable prescription is destined to solve the problem. As a beauty maker for the figure 4t is simply wonderful while, it. adds brightness to the eyes, and color to the cheeks and lips. It requires no par- ticular dieting, but acts as an aid to nature by its peculiar action on the nerves and blood supply. The blood and nerves 'distribute over the body all the nourishment or flesh building .elements obtained from the food. The trouble with thin people has always been that. they do not absorb or retain enough of the fleshy matter to make them gain in weight even to a normal extent; but this new discovery of blendingcertain harm- less drugs is a revelation to science and hundreds have gained from ten to forty pounds in a few weeks. Thereis no dan- gertrigbecoming t veighgt then stop1�at. tyslog. you get The general health and strength ts. greatly improved in anyone from the -age of sixteen to sixty. Women soon gel plump, with well rounded arms and 51111 bust, and men - become straight, strong. looking and healthy. In ahalf pint bottle get three ounces of essense of -pepsin' and e.,reo ounces syrup rhubarb. Then add one ounce compound essence cardiol., shake and let stand two hours. Then.. add One ounce tincture eadomene compound (not cardo- mom). Take a':teaspoonfui.. before and after meals. and weigh before beginning, 'p ONE LOOK WAS ENOUGH. The pedlar rapped timidly at the kitchen entrance. Mrs. Kelly, an- gry at being interrupted in her washing, flung open the door and glowered at him. "Did you wish to see me ?" she demanded ,in threatening tones. The pedlar backed off a few steps. "Well, if I did,,r he assured her, with an apologetic grin, "I got my wish, thank you." ONE FOR THE WIFE. It was the same old story of a man who refused to tell Isis wife the out- come of a business transaction in wlieh, naturally, she took a deep interest. "No," he sncerecl, "I won't tell you. 'If I did, you'd repeat it. You women can never keep a secret." "John," said the woman quietly, "have I ever toll the secret about the solitaire engagement -ring -you gave me eighteen years ago being paste 1" quickly stops coughs, cares colds, hoots' the throat and Iundr 29 Cents.. Cheapest of all Oils.—Consider- ing the curative qualities of Dr. Thomas' .Eclectric Oil it is the cheapest` of all pzeparations offer- ed to the public, 1t is to be found in every drug store in Canada from coast to coast and all country mer- chants keep it for sale: So, being easily procurable and extremely moderato in price, no one should be without a bottle of it. SHE LEARNER FROM HER LITTLE GIRL DAME' BOUCHIARD FOUND R1.- LILT IN DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS. They cured her Daughter's Kidney Disease and silo tried them her- self, with the result that her bne'.laehe and )heart trouble are gone< Jonquicres, Chicoutimi Co., Qtle.,. Apr. 17 (Special).—Encouraged to use Dodd's Kidney Pills by the fact that they completely cured her lit- tle girl of kidney disease, Dame Jos, Bouchard of this village, is satisfied she has at last found per- manent relief from the heart trou- ble and backache that havo trou- bled herfor so long, "Yes," Dame Bouchard says, in an interview, "I am happy to tell you Dodd's Kidney Pills have made me well. They completely cured my little girl, twelve years old, of kidney disease,' so -I made up my mind to try them. for my backache and heart trouble. I have taken twelve boxes and.feel sure that they will completely etre, me." Dodd's Kidney Pills are doing a great work ,in this neighborhood. They have yet to find a case of kidney disease they cannot cure. Whether the disease takes the form of Backache, Lumbago, Rheuma- tism, Urinary Trouble or Bright's Disease, it is all the same to Dodd's Kidney Pills. They always cure it. Well, my little man," inquir- ed a visitor pleasantly, ".who are you 1" "I'm the baby's brother!" was the ingenuous reply. Bickle's Anti -Consumptive Syrup needs no recommendation.. To all who are familiar with it, it speaks for itself. Years of use in the treat- ment of collie and coughs and all affections of the throat has unques- tionably established its place among the very 'best medicines for such diseases. If you ,give it a trial you will not regret it. You will find it 25 cents well invested. "What I can't understand," groaned Tammy, "is that a little inside like mine can have such a tremendous big ache." REST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AND CHILD. Mits.WI[.eLow'a SOOTHING Sv'aor ham been used for over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS of MOTHERS for. their CHILDREN. WHILE TEETHING, with PERFECT SUCCESS. It. SOOTHES the CHILD, SOFTENS the GUMS AI,LAvS an PAIN; TIRES WIND coLIC, and is the beat remedy for DIARRHCSA. It is ab- solutely harmless. Be sure and ask for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup," and take no other kind, Twenty-five cents a bottle. New Girl (timidly)—"I s'pose you are a fine cook, mum?" Young Mis- tress—"Bless me, no. I don't know a thing about it." New Girl (re- lieved) -"Then we'll get on famous- ly, mum. I don't, either." Sleeplessness.—Sleep is the great restorer and to be deprived of it is 'vital loss. Whatever may be the cause of it, indigestion, nervous de- rangement or mental worry, try a course of' Parmelee's Vegetable Pills. By regulating the action of the stomach, whereby the trouble lies, they will restore normal con- ditions and healthful sleep will fol- low. 'They exert a sedative force upon the nerves and where there is unrest they bring rest. He—"If you love me, why did you at first refuse mei" She—"I want- ed to see what you would do." He —"But I might have rushed off without waiting for an explana- tion." She—"I had the door lock- ed." r TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids, Murine Doesn't Smart—Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 50c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25e, $1.00, Dye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mail. e GMur'ine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. Mother—"What's that I hoar? Gerald actually kissed you at the railway station 1 And what did San do, pray 1" :Daughter—"Well, so as to make everybody think he was a relative, and so prevent a scan- dal, I kissed him, too." PILES CURED IN 6 TO 4 DAYS Your druggist will refundmoney it PA 7,0 OINT• Blo di fails rr to dare tindtog Piles In Itching, 4days. 8o 1 r • Mr. Acker—''What! You want a new bonnet? Why, I think the one you have is very becoming." Mrs.. Acker—"Yes, and so do, the neighbors. They think it is 'be- coming very ancient and decrepit." For your own sake, don't wait until it happens. It may be a headachel toothache, earache, or sprite pailful accident. Hanrlins Wizard Oil will erre it. Get a bot- tle now, Mifkins—"Would it hart your feelings if I should call -.you a liar?" Bifkcins-•-"Dh,. no, but it might hurt my knuckles." Minard's Llpiment'Cures Dandruff. °.,>a' 91) forthis 16 -In. PLUME TVs plume is just the kind for which you would have to pay $6.00 et anyretall Wore. Itis extra wide, fully le -inches THRASHED OUT. With an air of melancholy resig- nation, twelve -year-old Horace wont to his teacher the other day and handed in the following note from his mother before taking his seat. "Dear Sir,Please excuse .Norm acs for not being present yester- day. He played truant, but you needn't thrash him for it, as the boy lie played truant with an' him fell out, an' he thrashed Horace; an' a man they threw stones at caught him an' thrashed him; an' the driver of a Dart they hung on to thrashed him; an' the owner of e cat they chased thrashed him. Then I thrashed him when he Dame home, -after which his father thrashed him, an' I had to give him another one for being impudent to me for tel- ling father, So you need not thrash him until next time. He thinks he'd better attend regular in fu- ture." Bassompierre, French Ambassa- dor to Spain, was giving his Sov- ereign, Henry IV., an account of the manner of his entry into Ma- drid. "I was mounted on the very flues of CreaLlonrs, w8 de rack ,smallest mule in the world," said lose ihoircurl easily, srndaetO0 the Ambassador. "Ah," said the today, far tide is an opportunity not to be missed. We pfferalsoan extra King, "whatan amusing sight. to large and handsome$7.60plumeat$2.60. see the biggest assmountedon the smallest mule! "I was your Ma- jesty'srepresentative," rejoined Bassompierre. j:.N THREE ACCIDENTS. A report sent by Mrs.'E. Davey, 780 Ellice Ave., Winnipeg, will il- lustrate the value of Zam-Buk. She says: "My little boy, of three, while playing, fell from a high verandah to the ground, cutting his forehead badly. In- stead of calling a doctor who would undoubtedly have lout in a number of stitches, I bathed the wound well, and applied Zara -1'11k. The little fellow, although suffering keenly, soon got relief from his pain. In the course of three weeks, by applying Zam-Buk :daily, the wound was nicely healed. "Since then I have also used Zam-Buk for a boil which came on my cheek, and which proved very painful and looked unsightly. Zam- Buk soon drew the boil to a head. and it then quickly banished it. "Another time my baby was scald- .ed on her ]eft thigh and calf of leg with boiling water. Directly it was done I thought to use Zam-Buk, and' spreading some on lint I' wrapped up the baby's limb. Next morning she rested much easier and I ap- .phed a fresh bandage with Zam- Buk. 1 kept this treatment up daily, and was rewarded by seeing a great improvement each time .1 dressed the wound. In a very short. space of time the scalds were all nicely healed. For all skin injuries and diseases, piles, eczema, salt rheum and face sores, Zam-Buk is absolutely un- equalled. 50c. box all druggists and stores, or post free from Zam- Buk Co., Toronto, for price. Try Zam-Buk Soap! Only 25c. tablet. PHILOSOPHY. 'Philosophy, my boy, is the gen- tle art of letting your creditors do all the worrying." A Safe Pill for Sufferers.—There are pills that violently purge and fill the stomach and intestines with pain. Parmelee's Vegetable Pills are mild and effective. They are purely vegetable, no mineral pur- gative entering into their composi- tion and their effect is soothing and beneficial. Try them and be con- vinced. Thousands can attest their great curative qualities because thousands owe their health and strength to timely rise of this most excellent medicine. Little Boy—"Mummy, dear, why can't I stay up till it gets late?" Mother -"That wouldn't do at all, dear. You'd wake up so cross in the morning." Little Boy (thought- fully)—"Does daddy go to bed very late, mummy?" £l -e ya m y by m ll exeras or money aAer.. planes plume $s r w t yovr. mo ywni 6o rrrnaSad u w. taut esstirelysaew uf y. inns York Ostrich Feather Co., DeoL N, 513.515 2'wer, N.x CLEANING LADIES' WALKING OR.. OUTIiIG SUITS Can be ,lone perfectly by our .Fronah process. Try la Brit!sh American Dyeing Co. Montreal, Toronto, Ottawa and Quebec ICE MAN WILL BE NO MORE. The electrical ice box is on its way and the time is surely coming when the iceman will cease to can:— when the pressure of a finger will furnish low temperatures for the refrigerator or the ice chest. The new ice plant for the home looks akin to the ordinary refrigerator, being about the same size and shape. But instead of the iceman dropping huge chunks of ice into its interior, at so much a hunk, a small electric motor will drive a small ammonia ice plant and circu- late a "cooling liquid" through a series of refrigerating pipes, HAD TO KNOW THE TIME. Magistrate -"I am led to under- stand you stole the watch of the doctor who had jest written a pre- scription for you. What have you to say to this charge?" "Well, your Worship, I found myself in a desperate quandry. His prescrip- tion said 'a spoonful every hour,_' and I had no timepiece." A� 0 4 CIL ed quickly stops coughs, cures colts, hetis the throat and lungs. - • 25 corals. Hotel Clerk—"We have only one room left, sir, and the bed is only big enough for one." Foreign Guest—"Well, I suppose we haf to dake it; but I hate to haf my wife sleep on der floor." Mlnard's Liniment for sale everywhere. Customer -"Yes, this suit fits me well. It is a credit to you." Tai- lor—"Credit? No fear! My terms are cash." Only one "ORONO QUININE" That is LAXATIVE 515000. QUININE ' 'Look for the signature of E. w, GROVE. Used the World over. to Corea Coll In One Day. iso SPECULATING AND GAMBLING "Congratulations, old man. I hear you have been speculating' successfully. ' `No ; I lost money." "Well, you ought to know better than to gamble." Mlnard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia. Tramp—"Have you a copper, sir. I'm so hungry, I haven't had food for a week." Gent—"Oh, how do you exist without food 1" Tramp —"Well, sir, it's like this. When I think of my bad luck and misfor- tunes a lump rises into my throat, and I simply swaller it." Sweet and palatable, Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator is ac- ceptable to children, and it does its work surely and promptly. A butcher in a certain town was famed for selling tough meat. One clay, a customer entered and asked for a large beef -steak. "Is it for boiling or stewing you want- it 1" he inquired. "Neither," replied. the customer; "it is for making a. hinge for the barn door." ISSU1: NO. 1" if. I consider MINARD'S LINIMENT the BEST Liniment in use. I got my foot badly jammed lately. I bathed it well with MINAitD'S LINI- MENT, and it was as wall as ever next day. • Years very truly, T. G. MaMTILLEN. Borafga asel➢ne yalu'able it Remedy. for Catarrh. lig-Vaseline Remedies in Tubes, Camphor ice, Mentholated, Carbolated,Caniphorated, White,Oxideof Zjnc,Capsicum. &Each forspecial purposes: Write for FreeVaseiineBool to CH[$raaOUGH MEG CO (Coral I000rh.bet r...tionnlooi - FARMS FOR RENT AND SALE, N, W. DAWSON, Nhwt9 Colborne Street, Toronto. YT does not matter what kind of a farm J. you are looking for it will pay you to consult me as I have several hundred. farms on my list, FIFTY ACRE FARMS from Two Thous. and Dollars up. 'CfUNDRED ACRE FARMS from Three . .LL Thousand up. 711 w0 i UNDRm Eight ThousanEDdACRE sip. FARMS from. T9IREE HUNDRED ACRE FARMS from Twelve Thousand up. A LBERTA. SASKATCHEWAN and 11 MANITOBA LANDS, both improved and. unimproved. You should eec me be. fore going. West. 711 RIME TO TEN ACRE FR'IUIT FARMS .l from Twenty-five Hundred up, TIIFTEEN to TWENTY-FIVE ACREi .L� FRUIT FARMS from Two Thousand up ��•it EVERAL very fine fiftyacro Fruit 173 Farms.- Good value rom Eight to Twelve Thousand, IF you have any kind of property to sell' write me. W. DAWSON, Ntnoty Colborne Street, Phone Main 6990 Day, Parkt627 rad Holidays. 272 'W days, i OR SALE -450 acres good land ideal for stook farm or game preserve, front - ng with three bays onto Lake Restoule, Ontario. Fish and game abundant. A snap for cash. Apply T. H. Smith. Broadview,Sask. AGENTS. WANTED. CANVASSERS WANTED )Weekly. salary paid.—Alfred Tyler, London. Ontario, AGENTS WANTED.—$5.00 a day easy. No experience needed. Sells on sight. Absolute necessity to farmers. Does. work of thirty men. Pays for itself its ono hour. Write to -day. MODERN MACH. INERY CO. (Dept,. 5), Sarnia, Ont, WANTED .REPRESENTATIVES, either sex, locally, on goods necessary as bread. Salary 2 dollarsper day and co - mission. Experience unnecessary. J. L. Nichols Co., Limited, Toronto. AGENTS WANTED.—A study of other Agency propositions .convinces us that none can equal ours. You will al- ways regret it if you don't apply for. partit lSa aOt6oaTravellers' Dept., 228 lbe MISCELLANEOUS. 16171 AIIM SCALES, special price. Wilsonb A' Scale Works, 9 Esplanade, Toronto. GGS FOR HATCHING. Red Cape, Buck Byes, White, Barred Rooks, Black Minorcas. Write Geo. Pollock, Milton Heights, Ont. LEARN THE BARBER TRADE—NEW system --constant practice — careful instruction—a few weeks' complete course —tools free. Graduates earn twelve • to eighteen dollars weekly. Write for oata- logue. Molar Barber College, 221 Queen East, Toronto. CANGER, TUMORS, LUMPS, etc. In.' ternal and external, cured without pain by our home treatment. Write us before too late. Dr. Bellman, Coiling - wood, Ont. TON SCALE, special price. Wilson's U Scale Works, Esplanade, Toronto. UT OMEN WANTED to take orders in Yi spare time, no experience noses.. Bary. Our lines especiallyused by mothers and girls. Apply Dept.. A, Brit- ish Canadian Industrial Company, 228 Albert St.. Ottawa, THE Children's Memorial Hospital, Montreal, Que., is enlarging its. nursing staff, and is prepared -to receive applications from young women of good education who are desirous ofbecoming trained nurses. Application forms will be forwarded on request. Accepted appli. cants, will be given a thorough training in all branches of nursing.Address all com• munications to Lady Superintendent. S1 ASKATOON WANTS AGRICULTUR. ISTS in all branches. Poultry farm• ere, market gardeners, dairy farmers and hog raisers are badly required. Prices are very high; demand great and supply trif• ling. ails is your opportunity. Bettor write for particulars to Commissioner, Board of Trade, Saskatoon, Saskatche- wan, Western Canada. BUY IN PORT ALBERNI B,B. IF you havo a small or largo sum to invest, you should not fail to buy now in this wonderful seaport railway ter- minal of the Last West. We can prove our reliability. Write us to -day. L. W. BICE, A1,104 Broad Street, Victoria, B.C. SPECIALISTS ADVICE FREE. Consult F.71 us in regard to any disease. Lowest prices in drugs of all kinds. Prusses fitted by mail. Send measure, meat. Glasees fitted by age. Write .to•day for anything sold in first-eiaeo drug stores to Dr,anything, sold an, Collingwood, Out lir. Head Stall—"iliat• I arse you bought yesterday seems a vfci nus looking animal, Is be affection- -,. • "" ate'?" Mr. Crupper—"'Affectionate WHEN THE KING MOTORS. I should think :to, Why, when he came out of the Stable he stood up- on his hind legs and tried to em- brace rue." It may not be generally known that the drivers of the motor cars of the king, the Prince of Wales, and the Duke of Connanght are all policemen, says London Tit -Bits. The late King's instructions were : 1"Run no risks, but lose no lime." The latter clause used to be obey- ed so implicitly that Lord Denby- oltoe when returning from Newmar- ket a "horse's length" behind the King, on. whom he was in attend- ance, was stopped in his . motor by toe police at Barnet—a, happy it lustralion of the principle that the Xing can do no wrong, The royal cll'ivers clo not rely, on :a motor horn alone. Alongside them on the box there sits a footman, who plays a keybugle to announce the approach of the car. Send ter • free sample to beet. National' Drug and Gnomical Cs.,1'5roef0,