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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1911-3-9, Page 3g Wlioilvw %lb10.w 11,1k o1►q^111, Young Folks ps s r�t►�ron A QUEER DOLL. Jessie was not a strong little girl. She slid not like to play outdoors, at the games w nicu n ... ..,,- orothers and sisters to be such fun, but would rather sit in the house pad read or look.at pictures, or, best of all, play with her two big dells, Amelia and Evelina. Her father and mother were glad, of eourse, that she had such pretty and well-behaved clolls as Amelia and Evelina, but they want- ed her to play with them outdoors, where she would have the good fresh air and the sunshine. The trouble was, Jessie said, that Amelia had a very delicate complexion, with love- ly pink cheeks, and Evelina was dressed in the most -beautiful light dresses ; and neither the pink cheeks nor the fine dresses could be kept fresh if they were caught out in a rain er in damp weather; and even the bright sun wasnot very good for them. One day the doctor picked Jessie up in his arms, and holding her as high as his head, said to leer, "Now, my little girl, I am going to tell you something. If you stay in the house you will grow up to be a little old lady, and your hair will turn gray and your face will be wrinkled like a dried fig. But if you go out every day and play in the sun and air you will be n fine, strong woman, with lovely red cheeks and bright, eyes and thick brown hair." Just as the,dooter set Jessie down her Aunt Helen came ; into the room. She saw Jessie hugging her dear Amelia, but she did not, say anything, just patted her on the head. The next morning, while Jessie was dressing, Aunt Helen came in- to her room with a large box in her arms. "I have a present for you," she said, "but it is one that you must take good ogre of. It is a new doll, and her name, like yours, is Jessie. But this doll is different from Ame- lia and Evelina. She cannot live indoors, but must be where it is coo) and moist, or else she will be- come a withered old woman in a week." Jessie lifted the cover of the box,. and saw the funniest doll in the world. The head was a potato. On the front was a little bunch that seemed made on purpose for a nose, and eyes and mouth had been cut out carefully with a small knift, so that the white part of the 'potato showed through the dark skin. The head was covered with beautiful light hair made of corn silk, which was held in place by a flat button, sewed through the head to the body. The body itself • was made of cloth, stuffed, and there was a sailor suit of dark blue flannel. The new doll had such 'a fresh, good-natured look that no one sound help loving her, and was so tunny .that no one could .help laugh- ing at her; and for a week Jessie almost forgot about Amelia and Evelina. She remembered, too, what Aunt Helen had told her, and io kept her new baby outdoors nearly al] the time, and gave her 5 drink of water every day. and Iven let her sleep outdoors nights,. ri a oorner of the porch. But one sad day she forgot. She e tad been playing in the kitchen, tad' went away and ]eft the- new loll on the shelf behind the stove. `here she sayed all day and all that night, and is was very warm ]here, and no oue gave her A drink, although she was very.: thirsty. tl.nd oh, when Jessie found her what a change there wash And how Jessie cried! Instead of a plump, fresh, young-ladydoll, there was only a little dried-up, old -woman doll, with a face as black as a shoe end full of wrinkles. The ayes were so sunken that you could hardly see them, and a nose all pinched to - bether, and hair so dry that it roke off as soon as it was touched. When Jessie hpd finished her cry, Per Aunt Helen took her gently on Per knee and said, "Now, my dear, you see what happens to little peo- ple who stay in the house when they ought to be outdoors. Whets you look at your poor doll you will know why we want yon to play in the. fresh 'air."—Youth's Compan- Ion. FACT AND FANCY, When a man gets low down, it is generally a]1 up with him, It is useless to try to curb a young girl. What she wants is a bridal. Foxglove is a hewer having no Folks to foxes. Foxgloves are Folks gloves—that is, fairies' gloves, Those who borrow trouble pay big interest. The barometer was invented by rorrieelli, an Italian, 256 years ago. It isn't the girl that fires up the quickest who will make the best match., The poorest Chinaman will eat a holiday sinter of eight courses— soap, eggs, fish, shellfish, a bird, two meats and preserved fruit, Another, Modern .Miracle Locomotor Ataxia Cured The Sufferer Had Been Given OF as Incurable by Several Doctors—Hospital Treatment Also Failed—Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Worked the Miracle. Before the discovery Of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, locomotor ataxia. was considered an incurable disease, It has been fully demonstrated, however, that this disease can be cured through the use of these pills, where the treatment is persisted in, and the directions carefully followed. Locomotor ataxia is a disease of the spinal cord, and first shows itself in an inability to stand erect when the eyes are closed, or in the Clark. It is characterized by peculiar disturbances of the gait, - and difficulty in governing the motions of the lege. One of the common- est and earliest, signs is a tired, feeling, particularly notedin the knees and ankles. This sensation is provoked by slight exertion, and is not relieved by rest. Often a numb feeling is associated with it, and these two symptoms are always present in the early stages, As the disease progresses, there is an increase in the duration and ex- tent of the numb feelings, covering at times the foot alone, then ex- tending to the leg. .The disease is usually of slow growth, and the in- crease and intensity of the symptoms is not noticed, but its progress is constant, and gradually approaches a total lack of feeling in the legs, causing a wobbling gait and an entire inability to govern the steps. As the disease progresses the patient loses all control over bowels and water, and becomes utterly helpless, and has to be eared for like a child. In proof of the power of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills to cure this terrible malady Mrs. Sarah Jane Buller, of Antler, Sask., says : "For seven years from 1900 to 1907, my son James was afflicted with loco- motor ataxia. During that time he was treated by several of the best doctors in the West, but their treatment failed to be of any benefit,'and he kept growing worse and worse, till finally be lost all control of his limbs, and could not move at all. I had to carry him from his bed to a chair, where 1 would have to tie him, to enable him to sit up. He was as helpless as an infant; he lost all control of his kidneys and bowels, and we daily looked for death to relieve him of his suffering. In 1905 we sent him to the Brandon Hospital, hoping that the treat- ment there would benefit him. In this, though,' we were disappointed, and the hospital doctor advised me to take him home, as they said they could do nothing for him. At this time a friend advised the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. Being willing to try anything in the hope of finding relief for my boy, •I bought a supply. In less than three months I noted a slight improvement in his condition. In six months he could walk once more and from that on the improvement continu- ed, till now he -is fully cured and once more able to attend school and do the chores about the house. What Dr. Williams' Pink Pills have done for him is truly wonderful, and I would strongly recom life." mend them to all sufferers, for they most certainly saved my boy's In substantiation of what Mrs. Ruller says, Mr. A. E. Steele, :the. well-known lumber and coal dealer of Antler, writes: "With reference to what Mrs. Ruller says concerning her son's eure by Pink Pills, 'I have no hesitation in saying that what she says is absolutely true in every particular, as -I am personally acquainted with the case." This great cure is not the only one performed by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. They have brought thousands back to health and strength after some of the best doctors in the country have been forced to give up the case as incurable. Not only in cases of locomotor ataxia, but in eases of partial paralysis, sciatica, acute rheumatism, and many other severe ailments have they been successful. The whole secret of their wonderful success is their power to make rich, red, health -giving blood -the one essential for good health. The pills are sold by all medicine dealers, or direct by snail at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50, from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. NOT AT FIRST SIGHT. "Did you fall in love with your husband at first sight?" "No. I can't say that I did. In fact, I'm sure now that I' didn't be- gin to love him until after he had had his salary raised three times.' Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere. You will never find peace in life by hiding from your neighbors. He fubetltute for D. &L" Menthol Pluto', olthougkeome unscrupulous dealers may ray there hi,..Recommended by doctors, hospitals, clergy Jtodeverybody for pleurisy, stlnnew, eta Husband of Three Months -"Do you believe a wife is justified in tak- ing money from her husband's pock- ets ?" Husband of Experience — "Certainly, if he is so careless as to leave money in his pockets." Minard's Liniment Co., Limited. Gentlemen, My daughter, 13 years old, was thrown from a sleigh and injured her elbow so badly it remained stiff and very painful for three years. Four bottles of MI NARD'S LINIMENT completely cured her and she has not been. troubled for two years. Yours truly, J. B. LIV.ESQUE. St. Joseph, P.O., 18th Aug., 1900. THE USUAL CUSTOM. "You must find that impediment in yonr speech rather inconvenient at times, Mr. Browne?" "Oh, n -no; everybody has his lit- tle p-pe-culiarity. S -stammering is mm -mine; what is y-yours1" "Well, really, I am not aware that I have any." "Do -do you stir y -your tea with your right hand-" "Why, yes, of course." • "W -well, that is y -your yieeuliar- ity ; most people u -use a t -tea- spoon." Jones went to bed all right the other night, but when be awoke be. found himself in the street in the grasp of a policeman, "Hold on," he cried, "you mustn't arrest me. I'm a somnambulist." The police-, man replied, "I don't care what yer religion ,is—yer can't walk the streets in yer nightshirt!" It's no use talking about your faith ifmon never find a friend in you. M1t'{71 V P,rl el rnlcl,ly Stank rnntilta. for the Ihrent .,.d lends, ai Little Girl—Mother, is Uncle Jones deaf Mother—No, dear. Why? Little Girl—Every time he gives me five cents he says "What do you say?" and I'm never say- ing aying a'word. Sore Throat is no trifling ail- ment. It will sometimes carry in- fection to the entire system through the food you eat. Hamlins Wizard Oil cures bore Throat. Jinks -Do you know, I was re- fused three times before I found a girl who would have me. Blinks I see. Just like a patent medi- cine. "Wel] shaken before tak- en." Children WIII Oo Sleighing. They come home covered with snow. Half a teaspuonlul of Paint killer to hot sweetened water will prevent any' illofeotr. Avoid eubetitutes, there is but one Peinkiaer "—Perry Davie' -86o. and 60a "Bliggins is always afraid he will not get his money's worth." "Yes. He even waited until a warm ;day to buy a thermometer, so that the mercury would look larger.ef Small but Potdnt.—Parmelee's Vegetable Pills are small, but they are effective in action. Their fine qualities as a corrector of stomach troubles are known to thousands and they are in constant demand everywhere by those who know what a safe and simple remedy they are, They need no introduction' to those acquainted with them, but to those who may not know them they are presented as the best prepara- tion on the market for disorders of the stomach. "Pardon me, madam 1" "For what?" "I inadvertently jabbed my eye against your jewelled hat- pin." TRY MURINE EVE REMEDY for Teed, Weak, Weary; Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't Smart—Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 60c, $1.00, Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Dye Rooks, and Eye Advice Free by Mail. aMurine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago: Jest—"It pays co know tall girls." West—"In what way?" Jest—"Why, I met one during a shower the other day and walked home under her big hat." PILES CURED IN 1 TO LI DAYS Your druggist will refund mono if PAZO O5NT• MEAT f a ding or i''rotrud� g 1'IIos°in n do isms, Blind, ]loth parents of a child on whom an inquest was held at Bethnal !uuf!!I were deaf and dumb, anal 41 Mice was translated by r the finger language NINO AND SCOTLAND, Holyrood Has Been a Royal ices donee Since James t'Y,'s Reign. Soon after the coronation th Ring and Queen will visit Scotian and hold e levee and a court f Holyrood Palace.' The date of th visit is not yet Axed, but it is pos Bible that it will take place durin July, It is expected that the Kin and Queen ,will reside in the pa]ae during their stay in Edinburgh. I will be remembered that in May 1903, nine months after their eor °nation, King Edward and Quee Alexandra went . to See -bland all held a levee and a court at Holy rood --four the first time for 8 years, Their Majesties did not, how ever, take up their residence in th palace, . but occupied Dalkeit House,` which was , placed at thei disposal by the Duke and Duches of Buecieuch, Holyrood Palace ha been a royal residence since the days of James IV. Portions of 'i were destroyed by fire in 1654 and in 1650, and were rebuilt on th second occasion by Sir Willis Bruce and Robert My]ne, the King's Master -Mason for Scotland It continued to be -the home of th King of Scotland until James VT succeeded to the throne of England. After James VI. came to Englan Holyrood was only used occasion- ally as a royal residence. In Aug ust, 1860, and again in'1881 th' Queen held reviews of Scottish vol- unteers at Helyrood. King Ed- ward and his brother, the.Duke o Edinburgh, lived in the palace while attending Edinburgh Univer- sity. i+ 0 d n 0 g g 0 t n d 0 e h s s t e m e e d e f THE WILLOW ON THE FARM. The rapid growth and hardiness of the willow make it almost invalu- able on the prairie. It is not al- ways a thing of beauty, and it has the objectionable_ feature of shed- ding its smaller branches—especi- ally when the tree gets old—and making a litter on the ground. How- ever, the prairie farmer usually wants protection first, and can af- ford to wait a while for the beauty. The willow is about the only tree which can give him that desired pro- tection in a short time. The first planting of willows should usually be made in the form of a windbreak. To obtain the best results, two rows of cuttings should be planted, about eight feet apart and one foot apart in the rows. This makes the plants closely crowded in the rows, with plenty of room between the rows to cultivate and for the first two or three years they should be cultivated as regu- lar as corn. The- full sunlight from the sides causes them to spread sideways, with many -branches from the ground up. They soon form an impenetrable hedge. A WONDERFUL IYIEDICINE FOR LITTLE: ONES Baby's Own Tablets are a won- derful medicine fox uttle ones. They never fail to give relief to the baby when his stomach or bowels are out of order; when teething is painful; when worms make their appearance or when any of the many childhood• ailments seize him. What is more they are absolutely safe and cannot harm the youngese child. Mothers have the guarantee of a govern- ment analyst to this effect. Thou- sands of mothers, through grateful- ness for what the Tablets have done for their children, strongly• recommend them. Mrs. E. J. Ward, Galt, Ont., says :—"I have used Baby's Own Tablets for two years and would not be without them in the house. They are wonderful.me- dicine for little ones." Baby's Own Tablets are sold by medicine deal- ers or at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock- ville, Ont. Slicus—An honest man seldom loses his money. Cynicus — Good reason. An honest man seldom has any to lose. An Oil of Merit,—Dr.. Thomas' Eclectric Oil is not a jumble of me- dicinal substances thrown together and pushed by advertising, but the result of the careful investigation of the curative qualities of certain oils as applied to the human body. It is a rare combination and it won and kept favor from the first. A trial of it will carry conviction to any who doubt its power to re- pair and heal. KEEPING IN TIME. The colonel, who had an eye for neatness but not much of an ear for music, took occasion one day to compliment his bandmaster en the appearance of his men. "Their uniforms are neat," said the colonel, "and their instruments are nicely polished and kept in or- der; but there is one improvement that I must insist upon." "What is it, colonel l" "You must' train veer men when they perform to life their fingers all exactly the same time, and at re- gular intervals on their instru- ments, so—'One, two; une two 1'" ., 1_ Cti r uiskly etc Y oo P fico throne and IuaQn. ' :u r:ea cold.eD. koqoonis.- e H HERE iS A TALE WITH A MORAL LIT'rLB EDITII HARRIS CURED OP DROPSY BY DODD'S KIDN.Y PILLS. Two doctors said she would die, bu to-do. alts is a health y y, happ girl—healthy Kidneys in children the guarantee of a happy, usefu life. McTaggart Seek., Feby. 27 (Special).—That no child is too young to have Kidney"Disease even in its, worst form, and that Dodd's Kidney Pills will euro it in any form has been abundantly proven in the poll: of little Edith Harris of this , In May, 1903, this little girl, then two years old, was so swollen with Dropsy that her waist measure was increased from 18 inches to 34 inch- es. Two doctors said she must die. Dodd's Kidney Pills • cured her and to -day she is as merry and healthy a child as is to be found in the neighborhood. In a recent interview her father says: "Edith is better than ever. She has no return of dropsy since she was cured by Dodd's Kidney Pills, over seven years ago. She goes to school and is healthy. I always keep Dodd's Kidney Pills in the house." There's a moral for parents in this story. Many a child has grown up to a life of pain and suffering because its kidneys were neglected. .A life of health' and usefulness is assured if the Kidneys are kept in order with Dodd's Kidney Pills. Two little negro boys were having a row. The insults that were be- ing hurled at each other were fin- ally clinched by the following re- mark :— "Yo—why, yo mos' black enuff to go naked to a funeral." t n One of the commonest complaints of infants is worms, and the most effective application for them is. Mother Graves' Worm Extermina- tor. "Mamma, may I play with John- nie Cross?" "No, Georgie. He's a bad boy. Let him play with the other had boys:" "Well, that's -all right, mamma. His mother says I'm the worst boy in the street." Only IOE That le AXATVE BRo QUININE' Look for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the World over to Cure a Cold In One Day. mo The crowded oar is a better test of religion than a roomy church. Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia, WELCOM)t VISITS. Little Bilderson prided himself upon his good appetite and his ca- pacity for amusing. He was din- ing with a friend a few nights ago, and did his best to keep his host and hostess, with their six-year-old daughter, amused, and 'at the same time he managed to do ample jus- tice to the good things provided. "Oh, dear, Mr. Bilderson," re- marked the little one, after the guest's wittiest sally, "I wish you'd come here to dinner every. day." Bilderson beamed with satisfac- tion. "Do you, dear " he smiled. "Why 1" "'Cause," came the reply as the observant maiden glanced round' the table, "'cause there wouldn't be anything cold to eat the next day I" He—"I suppose if I kissed you, you would never speak to me again?" She—"Why do you al- ways look on the dark side of things ?" It is easier to prevent than it is to cure. Inflammation of the lungs is the companion of neglected colds, and once it finds a lodgment in the system it is difficult to deal with. Treatment with Sickle's Anti Consumptive Syrup will eradicate the cold and prevent inflammation from setting in. It costs little, and is as satisfactory as it surprising in its results. IN A PINCH. "Mamma," said a bright little miss, "I can't Wear my new shoes." "Why not, dear 7" asked her mo- ther. "Because," she answered, "they ate so tight my toes can't breathe." ISSUE NO. 9-11, AVIATOR'S SUPBRSTIP1ON, Even the Bravest of the Airmen Have Peculiar Beliefs, A chapel in the department of the Charente -Inferieure, France, called Notre Dame du Piantin, has juet been dedicated to aviators, and a medal with •the effigy of this new Notre Dame is going to he struck and distributed to all flyers who ask for it. It is' a curious commentary upon our human weakness that the ad- epts in this newest science or sport, who seem to brave everything, aro really rather superstitious persons. Santos -Dumont attributes his im- munity from 'accidents to a medal of St. Benoit, presented tohimby Cotess d'Ll'u, which he wears on a bracelet. Edmond Poillob always carunries about with him a four-leav- ed clover, and is very fond of horse- shoes, which he collects, Tabuteau, who holds several records, believes, like a Monte Carlo gambler, the number twenty-eight is favorite to him, while poor Lelagrange, who met with his death at Bordeaux, had a passion for the figure thir- teen, for no other reason apparent- ly than that he was born on March 13, 1873. THE MILKMAN'S FIB. Boy—"What is a white lie, Pop ?" Father"Most of the milk we buy, my son." "But it's no use trying to get by without stopping," concluded the man, with evident relish at the prospect he was opening up to the stranger. "Ef you was to under- take that, it would be all up with you, for he would think you was proud. "Ef you want to °erne out of the mountain *hole, don't go past Tom's cabin without stopping, whatever you dol" FAMOUS BRITISH ADMIRAL. Tells What Zam-Buk Did for Him. Many famous persons have testi- fied to the great value of Zam-Buk, and amongst the most recent is Ad- miral Rodney M. Lloyd. Writing from the Royal Naval Club, Ports- mouth, England, he says: "I have found Zam-Buk most re- liable for healing cuts and abras- ions; while for the relief of skin irritation it is invaluable." Another famous user of Zam-Buk is Mr. Frank Scudamore, the fam- ous War Correspondent, who says: "Some poisonous dye on my underclothing came in contact with a small ulcer on my leg and blood poisoning set in. Inflam- mation, pain and swelling followed. My medical man's treatment did not seem to do any good, as ulcer after ulcer broke out, until my left leg from knee -to foot was one mass of sores. I hacl seventeen deep ul- cers atone time. I could not put my foot to the ground, and was really in a pitiful state. A friend advised Zam-Buk, and I applied this herbal balm. It was really wonderful how it soothed the pain and aching and gave me ease. "A few boxes of Zam-Buk healed the sores, and the limb is now per- fectly healthy. Zam-Buk is a cure for piles, ec- zema, cold cracks or chaps, ulcers, ringworm, poison, cuts, abscesses, burns, children's rashes, abrasions, and for all skin injuries and dis- eases. All druggists and stores sell at 50c. box, or post free from Zam- Buk Co., Toronto, for price. Refuse imitations and substitutes. .10 "Pa, what's a cynical smile?" "Your mother will show you, my son, the next time I tell her I can't spare al] the money she wants." A Standard Medicine.—Parme- lee's Vegetable Pills, compounded of entirely vegetable substances known to have a revivifying and salutary effect upon the digestive organs, have through years of use attained so eminent a position that they rank as a standard medicine. The ailing should remember this. Simple in their composition, they can be assimilated by the weakest stomach and aro certain to have a healthful and agreeable effect on the sluggish digestive organs. Doctor (to his cook, who is just eaving)—"Sarah, I am sorry, but can only give you a veru indiffer- ent character." Sarah—"Well, sir, never mind. Just write it like you do your prescriptions." There le No Such Thing as a barmiees eonjh, Mho trouble goes from bad to worse unless cheek. Id. Allen% Lung Balsam cures the worst of fold°, 15 allays inflammation and Blears the alts massages. ] I A REAL FROST. An American and a Scotsman were speaking about the intense cold in the North of Seot,and. 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