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VOLCANOES IN THE PAN.
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lesoo Q1 z didn't know t3, t the
graphy was like this!"
"Why, what slid you think it we
like? asked hie another.
"Oh, all about strange countrie
and strange people, All abou
where 'Sleek ahold travelled an,
where Captain McJ)enald goes.
I can find my way round the world
by and by if I study real' hard."
by,
seem .to be studying hard
enough," said his father, laugh
1• : ing, "What is it that's so• diffi
telt?"
"Oh, that the world is round, an
that it turns on its axle—"
"Axis, I guess Con mean."
"Yes, that's what she calls it
but I thought she'd made a mit
.take—and that it's all ruled off in
to latitude and longitude and equa
tors and poles and zones, like
baby's striped ball. And yet s3,
says that whichever way I travel.
led, I wouldn't see any. lines."
"Those stripes, which you will
finclonly on the map, will help you
to navigate your ship when you are
a captain or a mate," said his fa-
ther, earnestly, "but you'll have to
learn more arithmetic than you have
lately, But what is the lesson this
morning?"
"Oh, it's about mountains—they
are so hard to got over. Now I
thought that all mountains were
firm and grand and noble,—they
are .in the photographs. we have,
and that, all covered 'with snow,;
-they just stood still for scenery I
"But here it is about ,volcanoes
that smoke and bubble and over-
flow and spit out stream and rocks
and make earthquakes and land-
slides and everything 1 How do
they change so?"
"You just happened to see only
the snow-covered ones," said'his'
father.
His mgother, who was patiently
stirring the breakfast porridge en
the stove, cried out suddenly, "Oh,
come here, Kenneth, and I'll show
you just how 1 Don t come too near,
dr else that biggest volcano near
the middle will spit out little corn-
meal rooks and yellow lava—I mean
porridge -and burn you I"
So the little boy stood by her
side and peeped carefully into the
porridge pot, where all sorts of lit-
tle cones were rising and bursting,
throwing hits af- tee porridge with
each explosion of the hidden steam
and sinking again"with a little ring
'or cup at the top, which did not
disappear for some time.
"See, that cup is the crater, all
boiling inside, but it's. a solid crust
outside till new little volcanoes
form."
"Whet makes it?" said Kenneth.
His father was peeping over his
shoulder. "You ought to be the
teacher to -day, wife," he said.
"Why, the very same thing that
makes the volcanoes in the earth's
crust. Now here's where your
zones Colne in. Which is the hot-
test?"
"Why, the tropical, near the
equator."
"Well, that is the front part of
the stove, and the next set of cov-
ers we'll call the temperate zone,
and the back covers the polar re-
gion. All this spitting and explo-
- Bion of steam enols when mama
moves it back, now that it is cook-
ed, and she knows what a solid
crust forms on what is left on the
very back of the stove after break-
fast. Well, that •is so with the
earth's crust the farther we go from
the equator."
"'There are over two hundred vol-
canoes in the world," said his mo-
ther, "and the people where the
volcanoes are lean, their ways, and
do not go too near, so that the
steam which is walled up in them
can't destroy them. The Latin
people thought that Vulcan, the
god of fire, dwelt within them, and
called them 'vu]canus.' '
"So that's how they got their
queer name] cried Kenneth. 1.
never thought before.!"
"Yes .Do you think you can re-
mealbei' your lesson now ?" asked
Ms father'.
"I'm sure 1 can 1" cried the boy,
"Natural geography is much. more
interesting than l thought it was.
1 guess every boy will be stirring
the porridge to -morrow. The tea-
cher will wonder hole we all
learned so much.''—Youth's Com-
panion.
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HIS LITTLE MIS'T'AKE.
-'•,The diner dropped his knife and
i brie"with a' clatter.
"Waiter!" he cried,
"'Yes, ssir," said the waiter.
"What's this stuff " demanded'
the diner.
"Steak, sir, I thinly'" replied the
waiter, examining -it closely. "Yes,
there's no doubt IS's steak, sir." .
"But the smell!" rolireci the
diner; "It must be weeks,—. Here;
email it fol•,; yeurgeif:te
The tearer shook his head, and
bent confidentially over the diner's
shoulder.
"You're malting a little mistake,
sir," he whispered, glancing cauti-
ously round. ' 's that other gen-
tleman's lith yew lra�ti tenell.'t-
1`1
THE AVERAGE WOMAN
NEEDS MORE BLOOD
Nerves Easily Irritated, She War.
Pies Over i;itt;e Things
To the woman in the home -the
woman.. closely confined to the
house either through household
duties or the ore of children, or
both—Dr, Williams' Pink Pills are
a positive blessing, The average
woman has too little blood, Her
nerves are easily irritated, she wor-
ries over little things, has severe
headaches and baokaohes and is
sink most of the time. With the wo-
man who uses Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills the condition. is different, She
is always well and the caro of her
children, or her household duties,
is a real pleasure. This is because
Dr. Williams' Pink Pi115 enrich the
blood supply and bring bounteous
health and strength. Here is proof.
Mrs. Fanny Shepherd, Girvin,
Sask., says: "I am the mother of
a large family and was worn out,
weak and irritable. T kept going
to my doctor about every six weeks,
and he would give me something
"to keep me going a Little longer,.".
But it was like winding up a clock,
I soon got run down again, and al-
though life seemed hardly worth
living, I did not wish to die because
of leaving my little children." I'
continued like this for some years,
but at last summoned up enough
energy to strike out a new depar-
ture and got a supply of Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills. I barely hoped
they would help me, but to my sur-
prise, before I had been taking them
long I. began to feel like a different
woman. I still continued taking
the Pills for some time, and they
made me as well and strong as any
woman need wish to be. Once more
I would enjoy life thoroughly, and.
have done so ever since. I never
need the doctor now, and everything
seemsbright and cheerful. I shall
always recommend Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills to anyone who in my
opinion needs a tonic of any kind."
Sold by all medicine dealers or
by mail at 50 cents a box or six
boxes for $2.50, from The Dr. Wil-
liams' Medicine Co., Brockville,
Ont.
"My wife is getting awfully
strenuous," remarked Whiffles.
"Yesterday she broke a plate over
my head. What would you advise
me to do?" "Well," replied Snif-
fles, "you " alight buy castiron
plates."
Time tries all things, and as
Bickle's Anti -Consumptive Syrup
has stood the test of years it now.
ranks as a leading specific inthe
treatment of all ailments of the
throat and lungs. It will soften
and subdue the most stubborn
cough by relieving the irritation,
and restore the affected organs. to
healthy conditions. Use will show
its value. Try it and be convinced
of its efficacy.
Hypocrisy makes fewer people
uncomfortable than brutal frank-
ness does.
Minard's Liniment Cures.Carget In Cows.
The girl was very ,pretty, Lean-
ing her dimpled elbows on the table,
she said to the critic:— "And what
is your lecture to be about, profes-
sor?" "I shall lecture on Keats,"
he replied. "Oh, professor," she
gushed, "what are keatel"
That Tormontins Cold that made you wretched
lastwinter will nut oo,ne back if you take Allen's
Lung Balsam whoayour throat Is raw and sore.
This admirable remedy is frs.Yrom opium. Take
UM time.
Young Golightly (to pretty girl)
"Is the seat nei`t to• yeti. engaged,
Miss?" Miss: "No; but I am.
And he's going to get in at the
next station."
Minard's. Liniment Cures Distemper.
1tOYAI, LOVERS.
The Wooing of King Alfonso luted.
Princess Enn.
One would think that the shadow"
ing and guarding to which rulers
of nations have to submit would
never be less welcome thanto a
royal lover duri;Ig his courtship;
but Mons. Xavier Paoli, to whose
lot it fell to safeguard Icing Al-
fonso 'and the Princess Ena,' nee
Queen Victoria of Spain, at that in'.
teresting period, relates that this
young King 'accepted it with ibt
best grace in the world: 'Perhaps
he did so because the Frenchman
was a man of tact' and sentiment;
certainly he felt assured of '- his
ympaehy, for it was not long be -
ore he asked him, with the engag-
ing desire of every lover to hear his
sweetheart praised:
"She's nice, isn't she?"
A little later the two young peo
ple, accompanied by the whole lit=
tle court, sought a beautiful spot
in the gatden of the Villa Mouris-
cot, where the Princess was stay-
ing. Near a little lake a gardener
:awaited them, holding two young
fir -trees.
"This it mine," said the King,
iloks u
"And this is mino," said the
Princess, '
"We must plant the trees side by
side, se that they mfsy always re-
mind us of these never -to -be -fore
gotten days," added the King; and
each taking a spade, they set laugh-
ingly to work, ' The Princess,
daughter of a gardening race, fin-
ished first, King Alfonso digs
ly,
"There is no doubt about it," he
confessed, ruefully, 'r1' am . very
awkward, 1 must put in a month
or two with the engineers,"
Yet a few more'days, and Mon-
sieur Paoli was greeted from afar
by a joyous voice. King Alfonso,
beaming allover his face, cried out
to him:
"Ws all right, Paoli; the official
demand has been granted! You
ewe before you the happiest of
men !"
The pretty Princess was not, al-
as!
l-as1 the happiest of brides. Mon-
sieur Paoli saw her at the moment
of her return to the palace from
the bridal prooession, so cruelly in-
terrupted by a bomb, her trailing
robe of white satin splashed and
stained with blood, and tears rain
ing down her face beneath the ens
veloping veil of lace, He saw, too,
the young husband, kiss .. and com-
fort her on the threshold; but the
impression of that terrible day lin-
gered long to cloud her early hap-
piness. It was banished at last by
motherhood. `
When next Monsieur Paoli was in
Madrid, the King beought'and disc
played' to him a pink -faced bundle,
demanding, like any other proud
young father :
"There! What do you think of
him? Isn't he splendid?"
She had talked for ten minutes
without a break. •'But what were
you going to say, Regulus, when I
interrupted your she asked.
"Bellatrix," said the young man,
looking at his watch and grabbing
his hat, "I was going to ask you
to marry me, but I' shall have to
put :that off until the next time. I
have• less than three minutes to
catch the last train. Good -night;!"
IOTHEB, S APPRECIATE
BABY'S OWN TABLETS
Because they art, the only medi-
cinewhich gives the guarantee of
a Government analyst to contain
no opiate, morphine or other harm-
ful narcotic. This means the mo-
ther can give this medicine to her
youngest baby with absolute safety.
Thousands of mothers know this and
will give no other medicine to their
little ones. The Tablets cannot do
harm—they always do good. When,
the little one has a cold; baby in-
digestion; colic; when he has worms
or his teeth are troubling him, I
Baby's Own Tablets will prove
their worth. Concerning them
Mrs. E. Merriam, Shetland, Ont.,
writes : "I use Baby's Own Tablets
for my three little ones and consid-
er them the very best medicine dur-
ing the teething period. The Tab-
lets are sold at 25 cents a box by
all medicine dealers or direct from
The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co„
Brockville, Ont.
ALTITUDE RECORDS.
. Butcher --"Twenty-eight cents a
pound."
Mrs. Murphy—"That's awful
high. I guess that's the aviation
meat Oi've been reading so mooch
about."
TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY
for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart -Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c,
50c, .$1.00. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
taMurine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
THOSE NEW RULES.
"Why was, Bunks put out of the
game yesterday 1"
"He hadn't shaved and was dis-
qualified for unnecessary rough-
ness."
Worms feed upon the viltaliby of
children and endanger their lives.
A simple and effective euro is Mo-
ther Graves' Worm Exterminator.
"Ah, me valet toils me. I'm going
to a wedding to -morrow. Miss Wil
liamson's to be married to some
fellah, you know, but I cawn't think
of his confounded name." `"Why,
old man, you're to marry her your-
self." "By Jove! so 1 am. -What
eemeinory you've got, deah boy!"
A Medical Need Supplied:—When
a' medicine is -found that not only
ants upon the "stomach, but is so
compounded `thee pertain ingredi-
ents of it pass upaltered through
the stomach to find action in the
bowels? then,. there is. available a
purgative and a cleanser of 'great
effectiveness.. Parmelee's Vege-
table-Pills
ege-
table Pills are of this character and
are the best of all ills. During
the years that they have been in
use they • have established them-
selves as no other pill has done.
It's a long way to heaven by the
back' ,door,
It's no use talking brotherhood
when you're only courting men to
uuldtly elope condhas ethos col,ln, I,s I5 have them boost your eoolesiastioal
tate throat add luodd • • - 223 cants. burdens.
SHE CURED HER
HEART DISEASE
WREN SIIB CURED TIER NIP.
NBYS WI'irld DODD'S
KIDNEY PILLS.
hart, Henry J. Jacques found a
speedy relief for all her troubles,
and now enjoys the best of heitlth,
St, Rose du Lac; Man,, Jan. 23
(Special) -That Heart Disease is
one of the results' of disordered
Kidneys, and is consequently eas-
ily cured by Dodd's Kidney Pills,
is' the experience of Mrs. Henry J.
Jacques of this place,
"My. heart troubled. me all the
time," said Mrs. Jacques in an in-
terview. "And I knew what ter-
rible results might follow. The
fact that my limbs would swell and
my back ache ,led nie to believe
that I also suffered from Kidney
Disease, so I determined to try
Dodd's Kidney Pills. I bought
four boxes, and before I had finish-
ed' the third box the swelling was
gone, my back was; well, and my
heart no 'longer troubled me. I
am now inthebest of health, and
I owe it all 10 Dodd's Kidney Pills."
Heart Disease is one of the trou-
bles that come' ~ from, ;enhes,lthy,
Kidneys.- They fail to strain the
impurities out of the blood, and
those impurities are bound to af-
fect the heart, which is the engine
that propels the blood through the
body. To cure Heart Disease cure
the Kidneys with Dodd's Kidney
Pills; to prevent Heart Disease
keep. the Kidneys toned up and
healthy by using Dodd's Kidney
Pills.
A "SORT OF COUSIN."
The lawyer eyed the woman in.
the witness -box in patient despair.
Then he rallied visibly.
"You say, madam," he began,
"that the defendant is a sort of
relation of yours. Will you please
explain what you mean by that—
just how you are related to the de-
fendant
e-
fendant?"
"Well, it's like. this," replied the
witness.. beaming upon the . Court.
"His .'first wife's cousin ` and my
second cousin's first wife's aunt
married brothers'named Jones, and
they were cousins to my mother's
aunt. Then, again, his grandfather
on his mother's sicte and my'grand-
father on. my mother's side were
second cousins, and his stepmother
married my husband's stepfather
after his father and my mother
died, and his brother Joe and my
husband's brother Harry married
twin sisters. I ain't ever figger-
ed out just how close related we
are, but I've always looked on him
as a. sort of cousin."
"Quite right," assented the law-
yer, feebly.
Dawson—"The facial features
plainly indicate character and dis-
position. In selecting your wife,
were you governed by her chin?"
Spenlow—"No; blit I have been
ever since we- married."
ilo. utew
nulckly otop9 cau¢hs. aures colds, beela
the throat and lends - - 25 cent*.
Many think that it is trust in
Providence that enables them -to re -
nein calm in -the face of the disas-
ters of others.
PILES CURED IN 5 TO LI DAYS.
Your drul•66'ist will refund Inane. if PAZO OINT-
hINNt' fills to euro any ease o Itching, Blind,
Blooding or Protruding Piles in a to 1S days. sea,
When you see a saint floundering
around you may be sure he is trip-
ping over borrowed garments of
piety.
A Household Medicine. -They
that are acquainted with the ster-
ling properties of Dr. Thomas' Ec-
lectric Oil in the treatment of many
ailments would not be without it
in the house. It is truly a house-
hokl medicine and as it is effective
in dealing with many ordinary com-
plaints it is cheaper than a doc-
tor. So, keep it at hand,' as the
call for it may comp most unexpect-
edly.•
'
Faith is manifest not in resigna-
tion to fate but in fidelity to ideals.
Mtnard's Liniment_ cures Olphtharla.
When the preacher is elevating
himself he is lifting no one else.
Lea et Flesh, cough and pals In the chest may
not moan consumption, but aro bad signs. Allaret
Lung Balsam loosens the cough and heals imam.
ed air• passages. Nota grain of opium in it.
In a Sunday -school the teacher
was giving a lessen on the subject
of Daniel in the lion's den. "Now,
what do you think was the first
thing Daniel did when he came out
of the lion's den?" asked she, After
a , moment's pause a small girl
piped out:—. "Guess he telephoned
1
nine to his wife to say he was all
right.„
toremember
Is
keno
me
mber
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'*len you 1i22a a remedy
fee COUGHS and. COLO/$
STAB PAY FOR Pli SICIANS.
Professor Moore Proposes a Na.
tional llledical Service,
To have the State pay all doe -
tars' bills in the United Kingdom
is the rather startling idea of Pro-
fessor Benjamin Moore, of the Liv-
erpool University. "He proposes to
substitute a national medioal .ser-
vice fox the present system "where-
by a mob of 32,000 sweated and
Underpaid British doctors in pri-
vate practice earn on an avorag
less than $1,200 a year. An inter
eating point is thin Professor. Moor
regards, the foreshadowed legisla
tion for invalidity Insurance a
Poor Law reform as te step toward
his ideal of a national medical ser
vice, He estimates that for an ex
penditure of less than $50,000,000
year for ten years the eradicatlo
of consumption, producing an annu
al saving of $105,000,000 to the Da
tion, could be guaranteed. From
the point of view of the medical
profession, as well as the nation
Professor Moore makes out an at
tractive case for his scheme. Tho
state would employ the 32,000 doe
tors at an annual average pay of
$1,500 a year, total cost about $50,-
000,000 per year. They would no
longer bo sweated (as he says they
are) by the friendly societies, ton-
tines, etc., and their quarterly
cheque from the State would re-
lieve them of the annoyance and
waste of time in sending out bills
and hunting up debts,-aeiv,
eetee ie
them more leisure to keep in touch
with the rapid progress of medics
science. From the public point o
view he suggests that the gain
would be immense.
ACIIES,-PAINS 0;%.11'D
RHEUMATISM
Zam-Buk will give Yon Ease.
Have you a bad attack of "gen-
eral aching ? Ytu know the feel-
ing. Limbs ache, muscles seem to
have become tired out, your back
aches, now"and again a twinge of
rheumatism strikes you here and
there. Your chest feels tight, there
is a pain 'between your shoulders,
and altogether you need toning up:
Cold is responsible for this con-
dition, and a vigorous application.
of Zam-Bilk will put you right. Take
a hot bath, if possible, and then
rub your chest and the aching
limbs well with Zam-Buk.
Mrs. B. Gone, 76 Berkley St.,
Toronto, writes ; "A few weeks
ago I was suffering from a
bad cold, which had settled in my
throat, chest and limbs. I tried al]
kinds of remedies, new and old, and
found very little relief until I used
Zam-Buk. On applying this to my
throat and chest I found such ease
and relief from the tightness and
soreness I determined to use only
Zam-Buk. I also rubbed it on my
limbs where I felt the rheumatic
pains. In three days from the time
I first began applying Zam-Buk I
was free front the cold in throat
and chest, and also the rheumatism
in my limbs."
Zam-Buk will also be found a
sure cure for cold sores, chapped
hands, frostbite, ulcers, blood -poi-
son, varicose sores, piles, scalp
sores, ringworm, inflamed patches,
babies' eruptions and chapped plac-
es, cats, burns, bruises and skin
injuries generally. All druggists
and stores sell at 50e, box, or post
free from Zam-Buk Co., Toronto.
Visitor—"My ! What a fine baby!
How much does hes weigh?" Fond
Mother—"I really don't 'know. He
hasn't been weighed since this
morning."
Imitations Abound but insist upon getting Eb..
enuino The ll t'L" Menthol Plaster. It has
s
stood the test of years. It aures aches and pains
quicker than any plaster.
The saint who says he cannot sin
may be an earnest man but it is
wisest to trust some other man
with the funis of the church.
Diphtheria, Quinsy and Tonsilitis
begin with sore throat, How much
better to cure a sore throat in a
clay or two than to be in bed for
weeks with Diphtheria. Just keep
Hemline Wizard Oil in the house.
IRELAND BEST FOR POULTRY.
The exports of live stock to Groat
Britain was more • than twice as
much as from all other sources; in
better Inland was second to Den-
mark.; in eggs second to Russia;
third to the. United States and Den-
mark in ham and bacon, and ex-
ceeded any other country in poul-
fay,
ISSUE Ido. 4-11.
The Rayo Lamp Is a hign grade lamp, sold at a low price.
There are lamps th5E oust more, Out thorn Is 1)e bettor lamp made at any
orrnament to Constructed
of in' and y house, uThera 1. still ingiknow,t dean e
Y Y nothing , known to the at.
of lamp•) vice. that can sed to the heroe of tits PATOyo s,Lampin to a lights
giving; device, Avery dealer l age where. If put at yours, writ. far tie•
.aldpt,ve uiroular to the nearest nganay of
The Queen City 011 Company, Limited, Toronto,
Kilts Bone Spavin
Rich Valley, Alta, May SAth; 1003
'•I have used your SpavIn Cure for a
long lime and would not be without it.
have killed a pone Spavin: by its use,"
elm CARLSON.
That tells tho whole story. And
hundreds of thousands have had the
sameexperience in the past 50 years.
For Spavin, Ringbone, Curb,
Splint, Swellings and
all Lameness,
Xendall's Spavin Cure cures the
trouble -makes the horse sound and
Well—and saves money for the owner
. because it removes thecause of the
trouble. .
Xeep a bottle always at hand- 51 ore
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your dealer for fret copy of our book
'A Treatise On The Hors." or write us.
N
DR. E. I. ISENDAL6 CO. Eneabsr0 Pans,51.
ADAMANT.
"There are a lot of girls who
don't ever intend to get married."
"How do you know?"
"I've proposed to several."
Pills for Nervous Troubles.—The
stomach is the centre of the nerv-
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suspends healthy action the result
is manifest in disturbances of the
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COMFORTING.
"Oh, that my son should wish to
marry an actress e' shrieked the
proud patrician mother.
"Now, ma; don't take on so,"
besought the undtttrful heir, "She
isn't really an actress; she only
thinks she is."
MINARD'S LINIMENT CO, LIMITED.
SIRS, -I have used your MINARD'S
LINIMENT for the past ag years and
whilst I have occasionally used other'lini-
ments 1 can safely say that 1 have never
used any equal to yours.
If rubbed between the hands and inhal-
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cold in the head in twenty-four hours.
IL is also the Best for bruises, sprains,
etc.
Yours truly,
J. G. LESLIE.
Dartmouth.
NOT THE SAME.
Young Bricle. "I didn't accept
Harry the first time he proposed."
Miss Ryval—"No, dear, you
weren't there."
Mrs. Winsiow''s Soothing Syrup
nae been aeod for over SIXTY-FIVE YEARS by
MILLIONS of MOTHER for their CHILDREN WHILE
TEETHING, With PERFECT SUCCESS. It SOOTHES
the CHILD. SOFTENS the 00810, ALLAYS nil PAIN;
OORES WIND COLIC d Ie the beet remeds for
worldt li euro and'aek t rr!il sIVYInnlowe Soothlne
Byorves." Oane0.uhdr F, oTowtd vra a nAs Oa
June 11th,101E.
Serin:Neeber 1100
• AN OLD AND WELL TRIED REMEDY..
Father—"You never heard of a
man getting into trouble by follow-
ing a good example." Son—"Yes,
sir, I have—the counterfeiter."
APhyslolan Isnot always at band. Guard your.
silt against sadden coughs and oolde by keeppin
. bottle of Painkiller in the house. Arentsubstii-
tutus, there is but ono "Painkiller"
Davis' -Etc and SW.
You cannot sweeten the world
with pickled piety.
Minerd's Liniment Cures Colds, etc.
The only lonely people are those
who can find no one to help,
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE 101tOMo Quinine Tablets.
Drug4gqists refund money if it fails to cure. It. LV,
GEM'S signature is on oaoh box. 450.
There are almost sure to be
thorns in the Christmas packages
when we set our own hearts on
thein,
"Excuse me, mum," said the
fashionable lady's new Irish cook,
"but would you moind, now, if I
had this address printed on me
card?" "Why, not at all, Brid-
get," replied the fashionable mit.
tress. "0f course, it ie unusual,
but this is your home now, and if
you have a card it is perfectly pro-
per for you to put your address on
it." "Thank ye, mum," said Erin's'
bn,a
wnv daughter. "An'
A1:, 1,noticed
ye had pr]utcd on yes. cards, :num,
'At Horne' on Thursdays.' Would
it be proper for mc, mein, to have
printed on moine, 'T'ueedays off'?"
AGENTS -WANTED.
QATARI' 1104BOUTtTo.0ex, 010E4
lZ0ofdTrld, r tampion and
temAreylendmDat
OM5 WORK. -.wld weave R1LIAOLE'
'families to operate oorhigb•s sod autt Inas
tic Knitting Machines at home f wiiofo or bpa,e
time knitting for the trade ; good waged. For all
partiunlars address, The L'i,nadfan wholoeal(
Dietriboting Co., Dept, w, Orfllia,Ontario.
SN. WANTED, . age 0815, fur Itromon 4100
monthly, and bra te,nsn 580, on all Canad-
ian railroads. Experience anneceseary, no
strike. Pasitinno guaranteed co)nppetent men.
Promotion. Railroad Employing 1leadgn'irtOra
—over 400 nen sent 10 positions ,nonthly, 'tate
age; good stamp Railway Asnoolatian 1)0435.
s,,, asp st"orne'.trno), I;rnnidvn. N.Y.
WANTED.
11' EARN Tai; IBARISNR %RAPID -.s ,11
A.1 system -constant practice -careful iu,b3tie-
lon-few wooke complete course -tools Imo.
3raduates earn twelve to eighteen dollars weak•
ty, write for catalogue. hider Barber College.
64I Queen Nast, Toronto.
CANCER, Tumors, Lumps, eta, Htternal
our home d treatmencured
u Write without
before ton
late. Dr, asuman Medical Co., Limited.
Collingwood. Ont.
Y,lr ur ercocits
ahl ceded Surto would 1003, bet',, dyed• U r,v,f 1)t
oars In your town, write direct to. hiuntrcal, Bos bit
British Arnerloan tyeing Go.
AP LRO
operations in Canada today pro.
vide fine chances for , oung men.
We teach Te:egraphy and Statim,
Agents' work complete in shortest
time, Partionlars frao. Write
Central Telegraph and Railroad
School, Yong, and Oerra,tt Sta.,
Toronto.. W n, tauter, President.
The Soul of a Piano le the
Action. Insist an the
Piano Action
A GREAT DEMAND FOR
PAPER STOCK
WASTE PAPER Or ALL (TRADLES.
Also Bags, Iron, Metals, Rubbers, 5to.
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Phone for particulars. Main 2653.
INFiY $ a box
LSfor$5
The mosthighly efficient application
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your suffering and live quietly.
"Common Sense" for Piles will do it.
$I a box, $'5 for 6 boxes. Mailed on
receipt of price. �,,
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�. oa
Qjt t,!f
Fire, Lid htnind
Rust and Storni IP'soof
Durable and
Or a anise ntaI
Let us knew the size of any roof
you are thinking of covering and wo
will make you an ieterecting offer.
M®ta�llc �eofh g Goa
Limited
MANUFACTURERS
TORONTO and WINNIPEG
SIA
t. .000
'cwsa1Ar•.. 11;
Wife—"My dear, the nursery
needs redecorating. What wotild
you suggest for the walls?". Hus-
band—"Corrugate:) iron."
There is no poisonous ingredient
in Holloway's Corn Cure, and it
can be used without danger of -in-
jury.
EASIER.
Fancier—"This dog, madam,
would be cheap at $100."
Lady—"I would take him; but
I'm afraid lay husband might ob-
ject."
Fancier—"i5Iaciam, you can get
another husband lunch easier than
a dog like that."
CJ1.E'i IHS Lt f,17: BACK
West Port William, Nov. 7, inos.
"1 have been troubicd'with a lame back.
for the past twenty years and have used
Plasters and Ointments without effect. At
last 1 tried Gin Pills, which proved jest.
the thing, and 1 would highly recommend
them to anyone who has a SG'ained of
Lame Back."
11. I'IARi(NESS.
Gin Pills net directly on the, Kidneys.
relieve the pain-•-neetralioe Uric .acid.
which, generally forma whet) there is
is d
>', y
tZt +sec 1'i sable. '
'1' v t ,n PiI r •.ourself before haying
f'•1) It ••u •n' Snr. 0Oxes. Write IValiunal
h,ut nil Chemical logical Co. (Dept. W.• .1.",l.
101Vb.,), .el' lree sampitio