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OYSTERS.
Oyster Loaf. Cut the top from
)load of bread and scoop and seral e
pit the inside, looming the bottom
?rid sides whole. Set the hollowed
paf with the top crust laid .by it,
O open oven to get very dry and.
arm. Cut four dozen oysters in
alves. Cook them over the fire in
their own liquor. When they Ise-
lin to curl at the edges, add the
numbs of the loaf, rubbed fire. A
rge tablespoon of butter idled
1a one of flour; add a teacupful of
bot milk; season with salt'aud pep-
;nee and cook for i,uree minutes of
/ ter the milk is added. Butter the
inside of dried loaf. Fill with the
oyster mixture, put an the upper
crust and serve.
Clear Oyster Soup.—Wash each
oyster and strain liquor through
fine sieve. One quart of milk, one
int of oysters, one teaspoon of
butter, one teaspoon of salt, 'e'bite'
pepper. Put oysters in when the
milk comes to a boil.
Oyster Bouillon.—Mash and diep
fine fifty good sized oysters, put
3n a double boiler, cover, and cock
slowly one hour; add a pint o: WO -
ler, a level teaspoonof celery seed,
and strain through cheesecloth; re -
:eat, add a tablespoonful butter,
s>, little salt, and serve in cups.
Steamed . Oysters.—Buy the • oy-
_ eters unopened. Wash thoroughly
with brush or coarse cloth. Place
them separately in a steamer or
coarse sieve over a kettle of boil-
ing water. The deep shell must be
undermost in order that no liquor
May be wasted. As soon as oysters
.open, they aro done and should
'be served at once with pepper, salt
and butter on nice brown buttered
toast.
Panned Oysters. --Plump a quart
of medium sized oysters in their
own liquor, adding a tablespoon-
jul of butter, a tablespoonful of
lemon juice, and salt and paprika
to taste. Serve on toast.
POTATOES.
Delmonico Potatoes. — Arrange
alternate layers of cold boiled po-
latoes cut in dice, grated cheese, a
minced pimento, and white sauce,
+., llow two cupfuls of potatoes, one-
lhird cupful of cheese, and one and
ine-fourth cupfuls of sauce. Cover
With buttered crumbs and brown.
Fried Potatoes and Celery.—To
rix raw potatoes sliced in the usual
manner add a medium sliced onion
;find three stalks of celery sliced ra-
ther fine. Salt and fry in hot olive
oil, or ham or bacon fat. (Use the
outside stalks of celery, reserving
the others for the cable use.) The
celery gives the fried potatoes a
delicious flavor, and all those who
have tasted this recipe say it is fine.
Brabani Potatoes.—Cut the pota-
toes in dice and fry them for a few
minutes in hot lard. Lone before
hhoy are done take them f r es, tee suds will come out quite whits.
and butter. Then add beaten
whites and lastly the nuts, Will
keep fresh for a week or ten days.
Mexican Tomatoes and Rice. -
Take four tablespoonfuls of rine,
wash, and dry in a napkin. Place
rice in the frying pan with a table-
spoonful of lard, brown it over the
fire a light tan eolor. Add to this
three diced onions and allow to
partially fry. In another kettle
have a quart of tomatoes, salted
and peppered to taste as for stew-
ing. To this add four diced pota-
toes,•two green peppers that have
been prepared and allowed to lay
in salt water a few minutes—a
tablespoonful of butter and cold
chicken cut in small pieces (al-
though this latter is riot necessary
to the success of the dish) and when
boiling add the rice and onions and
pack away in your cooker for an
hour.
Mexican Beef Stew.—Take 25
cent beef brisket, cover with wa-
ter and boil until tender, strain, and
let stand a few moments. To this
add one cup stewed tomatoes, or
two fresh ones, one-half teaspoon-
ful of salt, Bermuda onion. Add
last of all one tablespoonful of but-
ter into which one-half teaspoon of
chili pepper has been placed and
fried.
CHEESE.
Potted Cheese.—Three pounds
well flavored cheese, three 'quar-
ters of a cupful of butter, soft
enough to mix; three-quarters of a
cupful of vinegar, three-quarters of
a tablespoonful of mustard, mixed
with two tablespoonfuls cold water;
two and one-half ueaspoonfuls salt,
speck of cayenne pepper. Put
cheese through meat grinder, using
the finest cutter. Add vinegar, but
BATTLE OF TIIE LINERS
THREE CORNERED FIOUT 1'O1t
SUPREMACY AT SEA,.
White Star Giants to be Excelled
by the Hamburg and Cuuard
Companies.
The fight for the supromacy of
the sea between Clreat Britain and
Germany is by no means confined
to the building of Dreadnougets
and super -Dreadnaughts. Both
countries are striving to excel iu
the matter of mercantile fleets, and
the fight is centered mainly upon
the passenger and freight traffic of
the north Atlantic.
The struggle has been going on
for many years and vessel has fol-
lowed upon vessel, each eclipsing
its predecessors in speed or size.
The Lucania and Campania, built
for the Cunard Line in 1893 to
steam 22 knots an hour, were real-
ly the first to set the pace for speed.
The Lucania in 1894 reduced the
passage from queenstown to New
York to 61=3 days; her best day's
run being 502. knots, and this re-
cord stood for many months.
The next ocean greyhound to ap-
pear was the Kaiser Wilhelm der
Grosse of the North German Lloyd,
built in 1897, with a speed of 22%
knots. In 1897 she did the passage
from Southampton to New York
in 6 days, her best day's run being
580 knots,
The Hamburg -American Line
then made a bid for the record with
the Deutschland, built in 1900,
which easily proved herself the fast-
est ocean steamer afloat at that
time. In 1903 she did the voyage
from Cherbourg, to New York in
5% days, and she has also steam-
ed from New York to Plymouth
in 5 days 7 hours 38 minutes.
THE NORTH GERMAN LLOYD
replied with the Kronprinz Wil-
helm, built in 1901, and the Kaiser
Wilhelm II., built in 1902, of 23 and
23% knots respectively, but the
Deutschland's ocean record re-
mained unbeaten :until the appear-
ance of the Cunard company's Lu-
sitania and Mauretania, both built
in 1907, of 24 knots speed and 70,000.
horse -power. The • North German
Lloyd launched in 1908 the Kron-
p linzessin Ceeilie, a fast boat of
23% knots. She has covered 590
knots in a day, but has never been
able to lower the Mauretania's re-
cord of less than 4'3 days from
Queenstown to New York.
ter mustard salt and cayenne And so for the present the lour -
pepper. Mia and rub the whole to- els for speed rest with the Cunard
gether until smooth. Taste care-
fully and season more highly if
Line, and the Mauretania's record
is likely to remainunchallenged
necessary. Pack in small Tars. for many days, for it has been found
Pour one teaspoonful of brandy that the addition of a knot to the
over top of each jar to prevent speed of a ship is too costly in coal
spoiling. Cover tightly and keep in
a cool place.
Cheese Sandwich, Grate one-
half pound cream cheese with three
pimentos cut fine. Add a mayon-
naise dressing of two eggs, well
beaten, three even tablespoonfuls
of sugar, a lump of butter the size
of a walnut, one-half teaspoonful
of dry mustard, three tablespoon-
fuls of vinegar, and two of water.
Boil until thick, set away to cool,
when add a little milk to thin, then
add this to the cheese and pimen-
tos; spread between slices of bread.
USEFUL HINTS.
Fresh milk applied to boots and
shoes has a presentative effect on
the leather.
Never wash game, inside or out;
merely wipe it with a cloth rung
out in hot water.
To remove iron rust, dampen
cloth, rub on cream of tartar, rub
well, and let stand an hour, then
wash.
Coffee or tea stains if rubbed with
butter and then washed in hot soap
and and turn them inti, a *14
pan With a generous lump of fresh
butter; fry them until a golden
brown, after which sprinkle some
shopped parsley over them; season
with salt and pepper, and spray
them with lemon juice.
FOREIGN DISHES.
Liver, Spanish Style.—Plaeo in
baking dish :layer of sliced onions,
then slices of liver rolled in flour,
en liver layer' of onions, a medium
sized sliced tomato, two small green
peppers chopped fine, salt and pep-
per to season, two orthree small
slices of bacon ---or a tablespoon of
lard may be substituted for bacon.
Cover with boiling water, bake in
raotlerate oven for about an hour,
,adding water if neecssary.
Potato Calcc.-•'-Two cups of sugar,
testi cups of flour. one sup of but-
ter, one large cup of English wal-
nuts, one cup of potatoes mashed
and soasoned ready tb serve, one
and it half cups of chocolate grated,
Ono -half cup of tnilk, five eggs,
rising all the yolks and whites of
three, keeping two whites for boiled
teaspoons belting
powder. one eaolt of Cloves, eirina-
nlon, alisplee and nutmeg; one each
of lemon and vanilla. Bake either
In loo£ or layers. .Cream butter
Oki sugar. Add milk, then ;mike
Lamp chimneys will not break
easily if placed in water, which
meat be very slowly brought to the
bail
When washing flannels put
teaspoonfuls of ammonia into
gallon of water to soften the
rio.
In cleaning wall paper with bread
crumbs use two -day-old bread in
small pieces; clean with downward
light stroke. Never go over the
same surface, anti never work "noxi •
zontally. Cut away soiled part of
bread continually.
• Macaroni or rice, after -being
cooked, if put into a colander, and
rinsed with cold water, will not
stick together in a solid mass, As it
is otherwise inclined to do. The
rico can be put in the oven after -
weeds to reheat it.
To prevent the skin rising on the
top of milk that has been boiled, as
soon as the milk is hot, put the leis-
sei containing it bete a pan of cold
water, Leave the milk until it is
cold, and you will find that there
is not the slightest skin formed.
Mustard is thenearest approach
to a universal ours-alL Few pains
will .not give way before a musters'
plaster, and a wide range of inter-
nal inflammation honk colds and
other causes may bo stopped by this
timely application. It is the first
of egg beaten high, then potatoes, and best resort in threatened peen -
soft spices, chocolate and baking mollis, congestion of the 'Snag, op
tpowder iia flour, and al d to eggs rle4ermined colds I ebtr%,
two
one
fab -
consumption to be remunerative,
and experience has also shown that
the average traveller is not so keen
on making record trips as on hav-
ing a comfortable voyage. Compe-
tition, therefore, is now taking the
form of increased tonnage and bet-
ter accommodation for passengers.
Speed is being sacrificed to luxury.
The lines which are pitting their
resources against each other are
the White Star, the Cunard and
the hamburg -American. At pre-
sent the North German Lloyd does
not aim at ships of great tonnage,
and indeed: it is doubtful if it has
any present intention to strength-
ening its fleet. It may be said that
the two English companies are as.
active in competition against each.
other as they are against the Ger-
man line.
THE LARGEST VESSEL.
When the White Star Line plac-
ed on the stocks the Olympic, re-
cently launched, and the Titanic
it was believed that the limit in
sizo had been reached. Both of
them are of 45,000 tons and over
880 feet in length. But it has since
been learned that the Hamburg -
American Line is actually building
a vessel destined, it is boasted,
"easily to displace the Olympic as
the largest vessel afloat."
The vessel, which is being con-
structed at the Vulcan yard at Ste -
tin, has not been designed for speed
-•-twenty-two knots being aimed at
—but in other respects she will be
a remarkable .advance upon any
vessel at present afloat. Her length
will be 881 feet and her gross ton-
nage .50,000. Her captain's bridge
when the liner is fully loaded will
be seventy-seven feet above the
water line and the flag at her mast-
head will be 208 feet above the
water. The hull of the new liner
is so enormous that the Deutsch-
land couldfloat within it as in a
basin, even her funnels being hid-
den. The Deutschland is 602 feet
long and her gross' tonnage is 15,-
-500,
The Hamburg -American: Line an-
nounces that besides this leviathan
it has fourteen other steamers
building with a joint cargo cape
city of 110,000 tons. This German
compan3P already the largest
steamship owner in the world. The
boast that its new vessel will be the
biggest steamer afloat may, how-
ever, prove unfounded.
THIi CUNrARD LINE
pa, s i cl.fleati ns - and
invit-.
has i a...,.,1 fro o.
,etcf tenders for he construction of
hugs yteate
Used in Comedian, home& to produce,
delicious home-made treat, anti a taupe
ply is alvealys included ;In. Gportsmena'
and Campers' Outfits, Decline
all imitations. They never
give aatlefection and cost just
ae pouch.
is. W. GILLET f CO. LTD.
Wlenlees Toronto, Ont. Montreal
4Warded bighs,t honors at all
rte. lei Erposittons.
New York trade which will exceed
in every measurement the White
Star liner Olympic, now the largest
vessel in the world, and will equal
in size the Hamburg -American lin-
er now being built. The following
table shows that the new Cunarder
will be longer and narrower and
two knots faster than the German
vessel, but will have the same gross
tonnage:
Length Breadth
Ft. Ft. Speed Tons
New Ounarder 885 95% 23 50,000
Mauretania . . 769 88 25 32,000
Olympic .882M 92 21 45,000
H'mb'g Am'ka 881 100 22 50,000
The internal arrangements' of the
new Cun--der will be of the most
luxurious character and will in-
clude Turkish and electric baths, a
printing establishment for a daily
papera swimming pond, a theatre,
I
etc. t is roughly estimated that
the new liner, which will carry 3,-
790 passengers (650 first class, 740
second and 2,400 third), will cost
$10,000,000.. She will have a coal
capaity of 6,500 tons and will carry
four funnels. She will be propel-
led by turbines.
Perhaps the most important fea-
ture of the design of the vessel lies
in her double bottom, which has
been so arranged as to permit the
use of, oil fuel. When the Lusitania
and the Mauretania were being laid
down there was a rumor that they.
were to be run with oil, but the
project was abandoned because of
the cost and the difficulty of ob-
taining a supply. Now the condi-
tions aro quite different and the
Cunard directors have taken the
departure which in the opinion of
shipping authorities must lead to
a
Reliable
Bcvcra
CS
Have gained a reputation for excellence which
makes them popular favorites everywhere..
ANIMALS AS CRIMINALS
DUMB BRUTES ARE BROUGHT
INTO COURT.
All Due to the Superstitions of
People so Prevalent
in the Past.
The Saint James Gazette in are-'
cent issue relates that a woman liv-
ing in Etampes, near Paris, was
counting her money as she walked
along the street and dropped a
note of $200.,, The bill fluttered to
the ground and was picked up by a
goatherd who was passing with'a
herd of she -goats. As the goat-
herd was about to hand the bill to
its owner a goat grabbed it and
immediately ate it.
The weman accused the goatherd
of having purposely fed her money'
.to the animal, and called an officer,
The man and goat were arrested
and taken before a magistrate. To
prove his honesty',the goatherd of-
fered.to sacrifice the goat. The
animal was killed and the bank-
note was recovered, somewhat dam-
aged,
amaged, but with the number intact,
so that the woman' was able to ex-
change it. The goatherd then .de-
manded that the woman pay for the
goat, which she refused to do. The
case is still in the courts.
This is not the first time that an
animal has been haled to the bar
of justice in France. Herbert
Spencer, in his Descriptive Socio
logy, qtkeeks' Du Boysas relating.
several . stances of the prosecu-
tion of az,imals for crimes of one
sort or another. It is stated that
A COW WAS EXECUTED
REVOLUTION IN SHIPPING.
It is just seventy years since the
Brittania, of 1,139 tons, the first
Cunarder, crossed the Atlantic,
with Samuel Cunard aboard, taking
eight hours over two weeks to do
the trip.
The ship now under construction
for the Hamburg -American Line
will be with a device invented
by Herr Frahm of Hamburg for re-
ducing the rolling of vessels at sea.
It consists of U shaped tanks ex-
tending from port to starboard
through the hold. The water in
them rises and falls as the ship
rolls, thus counteracting the 'oscil-
lation of the vessel.
The tanks have been tested on
the two Hamburg -American liners
Ypiranga and Corcovado, plying be-
tween Hamburg and Buenos Ayres.
Without the tanks the vessel rolled
up to eleven :degrees on each beam.
This was reduced to two degrees'
when the tanks were in operation.
The German Emperor has congra-
tulated Herr Frahm on his inven-
tion and expressed the hope that
the system would be introduced on.
board all vessels.
The pitching tank of Herr Frahm
is not the first device .for the pre-
vention of seasickness tried by the
Hamburg -American Line. Four
years ago a trial was given to the
invention of a .German engineer,
Herr Robert Otto. This consisted
of an arm chair the seat of which
was moved sideways, backward and
forward by a small electric motor,
The rapid and varied motion was
supposed to neutralize the effeets
of the rolling of the vessel. Many
of these chairs were placed on the
Patricia, running between Ham-
burg and New York.
The correct accompaniments to
all ,game are bread sauce, fried
crtfinhs, good gravy and potatoes
fried in any fashiu.i.
Try mixing flour -and water for
thickening with a fork instead of
the usual spoon. It is less likely
to turn lumpy. 1 . In hemming the armhole of a
cor-
set cover fold the hem over a cord,
tearing down. for
To cream butter and sugar
cake in told weather place crock
with butter and sugar input of hot
water while berating and it will
cream quickly.
Rust on steel can bo removed by
rubbing sweet oil well into the 'til-
face, Let it stand two days; then
rub the steel with'unslaked lime no
til surface is clean
Wlren Tusking salad dressing beret
eggs thoroughly, then beat in the
vinegar a little at a time, and the
dlessing will not curdle. If yolks
only are used the dressing will be
for the Live'pools much smoother.
with all due Ceremony after con-
viction for a capital offense, ' in
15460. Insects which ravaged a vil-
lage
il lage were tried before an ecolesias
tical tribunal in due form in 1587.
Counsel was granted . them and
several months passed in the usual
memoirs, : pleadings and delays.
Theywere finally condemned.
Berriat Saint Prix enumerated
more than 80 cases of sentences of
death or excommunication pro-
nounced against animals, ranging
from an ass to a grasshepper, be-
tween 1120 and 1741. A sow which
had killed and eaten' a child was
tried, mutilated and executed in
1356. alter having been dressed;; in
man's clothes. The executioner
received his usual pay' for the ex-
ecution. During theeame century
three swine and a pig were coil -
skinned to be burned, felled . in
buried, for having eatena young
shepherd. The rest of the herd
were condemned as accomplices and
their sentences were remitted on-
ly upon application to the •Dicke
of Burgundy, whose pardon was
granted with all the forms of
chancery.
That the ancients ascribed rets -
ening powers to animals, we know
becauso we are told in the Bible
that the serpent was condemned
to "go 'upon his belly" because he
tempted Eve.
IN THE MIDDLEAGES
this belief was very general. The
aaciont,Irish aro reported to have
had such, a. veneration :,for ' wolves
that they chose them tee godfath-
ers for their children, while in oth-
er countries wolves were regarded
as lycanthropes or witches who had
token that form. In Italy oats
were often suspected of bong dis-
guised witches. One story has
come down to usof a hunter who
cut off tate paw of al wolf and re-
tained it 08 a trophy, ., but upon
eliciting his hag lio discoverett it to
he the hand of his * fe.
ncredible that
lulu have been
prevalent when the thoroughly
modern Montaigne was engaged in
writing, but such was the case.
The Demonomaine des Borders of
Bodin appeared in 1581, .while the
first great skeptical work in the
French language was published by
Montaigne in 1588. Of this work,
which dealt with the superstition
of witchcraft generally, Lecky
said : "It would scarcely be . pos-
sible to conceive a more striking
contrast, then his -treatment of its
presents to the works of Bodin and
of Wier.". It was about this time,
also, that Ayrault protested
against the condemnation of ani-
mals, on the ground that where
there was no understanding there
could'be no crime.
VENERATION OF ANIMALS
has always been .common in the
East. The Indians have their sac•
red elephants and, the Hindoos be
lieve that the souls of men enter
into the bodies of beasts and even
of insects. A man who resided in
Constantinople was bitten py a
vicious dog a few years ago and
when he applied to the authorities
to have the animal killed, he was
informed that the law did not coun-
tenance the killing of dogs,. but that
the beast would be banished to a
neighboring island if he would pay
the expense of transporting it.
Many visitors to Constantinople,.
ineluding Mark Twain, have cam-
mented upon the plague of dogs in
that city, and it has been within
only the last few years that - the pro-
gressive. element in Turkey has.
succeeded in driving the curs from
the capital
Tho .Egyptians had deities who
took the form of men and women
and the heads of animals and birds.
There' was Kneph, the ram -headed;
Thoth, the ibis -headed; Pashi,
the cat -headed; Bast,the lion -
headed ; and Rather, the tow-
headed. R+y ILhons and Horus
were all hawk -headed.
Set had the body of an ass, the
tail of a Tion, and the ears and
muzzle of -a, jackal'. The soul of
the god Osiris was supposed to in-
habity the•.bed of the
emceed hull
Apis, and after the death of the
bull, the body of his successor.
The Saint James Gazette does
not state whether the lady of Etam
pes thought the animal was train-
ed or.whether she held ib morally
responsible for the theft; but it is
evident that whatever her feel-
ings may have been as to the ani-
mal, she blamed the man. And we
must admit, in the language of the
sporting writer, that she certainly
"got his goat,"
It seems almost
Much superstitions
A POLICEMAN'S PARADISE.
TUE POLICE ..IN ..GERUANY
HATE A. HAPPY T 1lE.
10
He Carries a Small Library of
Books Under Itis Blouse-• .
Maker Many Reports.
Someone has said that in Ger-
many it takes one-half of the na-
tion to control the other. Cer-
tainly no foreigner visits the coun-
try without being atruok by the
immense numbers of police and the
innumerable regulations they have
to put in force. "Verboten" (It is
forbidden) seems almost the nation-
, al motto of Germany. In a twenty
minutes' walk in a Berlin park
you can count at least fifty notice -
boards, all forbidding something or
other,
You would fend, for instance, that;
you cannot sit Clown on any seat
you like, Some seats are marked
"For Children," some "For Nur-
ses and Children Only," others
"For Adults Only." There are sep-
arate paths for cyclists, pedestri-
ans, riders, light vehicles and
heavy vehicles,, for children, and
for ladies walking alone.
WHEN ENGAGING A SERVANT.
There are notices forbidding peo-
ple to walls on the grass, and oth-
ers forbidding dogs to walk on the
grass. The German dog is said to
be so thoroughly accustomed to
obeying police regulations that any
dog found on the grass is bound to
be a foreign dog.
No one in Germany can engage
a servant without supplying the po-•
lice with particulars as to her
name, her age, her nationality,
the color of her hair, her complex-
ion, the state of her teeth, the per-
iod she is engaged for, and many
other points.
She, too, has also to send in a
report. Another report has to be
given when she is dismissed, tel-
ling where she is going, and giving
all the personal details over again.
When a householder changes his
place of residence the police have
to be informed of . his income, hie
futureabode, the number of his
family, and other things, to use the
hallowed phrase, too numerous to
mention. When a foreigner domes
to a German hotel or takes a house
he soon finds a policeman swooping
down on him, pulling out a little
book, and insisting on a full con-
fession.•
In Germany ono is forbidden to
leave the front door unlocked, to
hang a bed out of the window, to
play the piano after eleven, to
cross a bridge on the wrong side,
to "ramble about in droves after
dark," to shoot with crossbows or
blow -pipes in the street.
SHOWERS OF POTATOES.
Students Bombarded Members. of
Senate and visitors.
Boisterous scenes marked the
first meeting of the now National
University of Ireland for the con-
ferring of degrees, held at the Uni-
versity buildings, Dublin, a short
time ago.
In addition to ringing bells' and
shouting and singing, the students
in the gallery showered cold and
boiled' potatoes, squibs and bags, of
flour on those in the body of the
hall, end on niembsrs of the senate
as they passed up to the platform,'
Ladies' hats were favorite tar-
gets and the reporters' table was
so bombarded that the 'pressmen
beat a retreat. The explosionof
fireworks added to the deafening
noise,
No word of the speech of the
Vico-Chancellor, Sir uhristopher
Dixon, could be heard, and he sat
down without having finished his
address. Members of the senate,
with their lady friends, -left the
building, showing disfiguring signs
of the bombardment they had un-
dergone.
ALL DOGS MUST BE MUZZLED.
You must not break bottles of
jugs in the street, too. If they do
get broken, .you must not leave the
pieces anywhere. Whether you are
to pickup the pieces and carry
them always with you the regula-
tions do not say. You must not
leave them there and must not put
them anywhere else.
But usually the regulations are
very precise, .Bull -dogs and other
large dogs must always make their
public appearances in muzzles and
be led by a leash nob longer than
sixteen inches, and they must walk
not on the pavement but in the
street. If your dog barks in the
street after ten a policeman soon
runs up, shouting: "That -dog-
must—not bark!" ." If your child-
ren are making a noise in the
street he soon lets you know of
that, too. Waitresses must not
chat with customers. Their skirts
must be of a certain length, and
their collars of a certain height
Your clothes must be seemly. In
Berlin not long ago a Highlander
set out for a party in full Higblard
evening dress. '
He met the inevitable policeman,
To the question: "What aro you
doing in those clothes I" he return-
ed the answer :"Wearing them."
"Whyl" (The' German polieemas
always asks "Why l")
"To keep myself warm."
FOR HORSES ONLY,
In the exec' the Highlander was
escorted back to his hotel in a eke,
ed carriage. It needed the British
Ambassador to persuade the .polies
that there is a country in which
Highland dress is not regarded as
unseemly, and to got the usual fine
withheld.
For all these crimes have a defin•
ite fine. The watertroughs in the
streets are marked "For Horses
Only." If you mistook them for
the public baths or fish -ponds you
would not puzzle the ponce, Every
contingency, possible and impoe-
sible,is provided against in the
bulky manual of police regulation'
that every town issues. This man.
nal, by the wily, points out precise-
ly what breakages you may compel
your servant to pay for and what
you may not.
Tho fines aro usually small, Soma
are as low at two cents, while few
are higher than $2.2e, But there 1*
no worry. You always know ex•
aptly what you will have to pay for
your fun,—lt'earscn's Weekly.