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CHAPTER V.—(Cont'd), to, be very ill and suffering agony,'
but everyone laughs, flirts; plays,
sits under the little tents under the
trees, dances at :the Casino, and
elle goes on, "What a life_ that eats.,a fair dinner as usual, eo that
brute Mersey leads her about if Pallidi Mors be indeed among
money. ,All those dreadfully plain its, she looks just in every one,
else, I came to Aix from my own
place on the White sea, and the
gay groups, the bright alleys, the
green -embowered chalets, and the
goat-herds with their flocks, which
come 'tinkling their bells down the
hillsides in all directions, all seem-
ed to me like an operetta of Offen-
bach's, spiritualized and washed
with the pure daylight and the
mountain air, but still Offenbach.
How are your children? Do they
Lady Usk was angry and roused,
"Look at my poor little sister,'
girls to dress and nothing to do it
on, and yet if they are not all well
got up wherever ethey go to he
swears he is ashamed to be seen
with them. You can't dress well,
you can't do anything well, without
spending money, and if you haven't
money you must get into debt.
That is as clear as that two and two
are four, Whenever do mon remem-
ber their own extravagances? You
=eke ten cigars a day ; your cigars -
cost a
igars.costa shilling or 18 pence each — still call for me? That is very
that is 10 or 15 shillings a day.; Lo sweet of them. A clay at their years
a week, not counting your cigar is as long as a season at mine. As-
ettes I Good heavens! £5 a week sure them of my unforgetting gra-
for sheer, silly, personal indulg-
ence that your doctors -tell you will
canker your tongue and dry up your
gastric juice! At all events our
toilets don't hurt our digestion,
and what would the world look like
if women weren't well dressed in
it? Your cigars benefit nobody,
and only make your teeth yellow,"
"Well, in a year they cost about
'what one ball gown does that's worn
twice."
"I always wear mine three times,
even in London," says Dorothy Usk
with conscious virtue. "But I
don't see any .sin in spending
money. I think it ought to be consideration and believe in my
spent. But you are always dragging sincere regard. Bien a vous.
money questions into everything, XENIA PA SABAROFF."
.and Boom says that the Latin per- "A pretty letter," says Blan-
ton whom you and Lord Blanfordford. "Many thanks," and he re-
stores it to its owner.
"Buncombe I" says Usk.
"Not a bit in the world," says
his wife, with contempt and indig-
nation. "She does' not 'pose,' if
you do!"
"My clear George," says Blan-
ford, "you are one of those thor-
oughgoing Britons who always
think that everybody who doesn't
deal in disagreeable remarks must
be lying. Believe me, there are
people who really see 'the side
that's next the sun'—even in a crab
apple."
"And deuced irritating, too, they
are." says Usk, with emphasis.
"'What e beastly bad day,' one
says to 'em when it's pouring cats
and dogs, and they answer :.`01r,
yes; but rain was eo wanted we
must be thankful,' That's the
kind of answer that would make a
saint swear."
"You are net asaint, and yon
swear on small provocation," re-
plies Blanford. "To look at rain
in that light argues true philoso-
phy. Unfortunately, philosophy is
too often strained to bursting in
our climate by having to contem-
plate rain destroying the crops. If
we only had rain when we wanted
it, I think the most unreasonable
among us would view it with equa-
nimity."
Rain is at that moment running
down the painted panes of the Sur-
renden casements, and driving
across the lawns and terraces of the
Snrrenden gardens. It makes Usk
very cress; all the ensilage in the
world will not console him for rip-
ening corn beaten down in all di-
rections, and young families of
pheasants dying of cramp and pip
in their ferny homes.
"Dig a big pit and cram your
soaked grass into it; very well, I
don't say no," he growls. "But
what about your mildewed wheat?
And where should we be if we had
to undergo a blockade? I'm net
against making more pasture, graz-
ing's all very well; but if there's
a war big enough to sweep the seas
of, the grain ships that come to us
from the colonies and the United
States, where shall we be if we've
nothing to eat but our own beef
and mutton? Beef and mutton are
solid food, but I believe we should
all go` mad on them if we had no
bread to eat toe."
"I'm all for pasture," replies
Blanford, "and as the British isles
can never, under any cultivation
whatever, feed all their population,
we may as well dedicate ourselves
to what is picturesque. I am fasci-
nated by Lavcleye's portrait of
England when she shall have turn-
ed grazier exclusively; it is love-
ly „
"I don't think Laveleye believes
in peasant proprietors, though be
is a professor of social economy "
"Social economy!" says Usk,
with a groan."Oh. I know that
feel of a word!
In plain English
it means ruin all round •and fortune
for a few manufacturers."
"The manufacturer is the princi-
pal outcome of 2,000 centuries of
Christianity, ofvilization acid cul-
ture, The result is not perfectly
satisfactory or encouraging; one
mast admit," says Blanford, as he
titude. I shall be pleased to be in
England again, and though I do
not know Surrenden, my recollec-
tions of Orme tell n e d'avance
that I shall in any house of yours
find the kindest of friends, tire
most sympathetic of companions.
Say many things to your lord for
me. I think he is only so discon-
tented because the gods hav• been
too good to him, and given him too
completely everything he can de-
sire." ("That's all she knows
about it!" says Usk, sotto voice.)
"Au revoir, dear Lady Usk. Re-
ceive -the assurance of my highest
are always quoting declares most
sensibly that money should always
be regarded as a means, never an
end, and if it is to be a means to
anything, must it not be spent be-
fore it can become so?"
"That's neither here nor there,"
replies her lord; "and if Boom only
reads his classics upside down like
that heal better leave 'em alone."
"You are never content. Most
men would be delighted if a boy
read at all."
"I don't know why, I'm sure."
replies Usk, drearily. "Reading's
going out, you know; nobody'll
read at all fifty years hence; pok-
ing about in guinea -pigs' stomachs
and giving long names to insects
out of the coal -hole is what they
call education now -a -days."
"Frederic Harrison has said very
aptly," remarks Blanford, who is
present at this conjugal colloquy,
and seeks to make a diversion on
it, "that the boast of science is to
send the Indian mails across seas
and deserts in nine days, but that
tscience cannot put in those mail-
bags a single letter to Voltaire's
or the Sevigne's, and he doubts
very much that there is one."
"It's an ill bird that fouls its
own nest," says. Usk, grimly; "still
I'm very glad if those scientific
prigs fall out among themselves."
"I think some people write
charming letters still," says Dor-
othy Usk, "Of course, when one is
in a hurry—ancl one is almost al-
ways in a hurry—"
"Hurry is fatal, Lady Usk," say
Blanford. "It destroys style,
grace and harmony. It is the curse
of our times. The most lovely
thing in life is leisure. and we call
it progress to have killed it,"
"Read this letter," says his hos-
tess, giving him one which she
hr,lds in her hand. "There is no-
thing private in it, and nothing
wonderful, but there is a grace in
the expressions, while the English
for a foreigner, is absolutely
marvellous."
"I thought there were nn foreign -
era," says Usk. "I theueht steam
had effaced nationalitieel"
His wife does not deign to re-
ply.
Blanford has taken the letter
with hesitation. "Do you really
think I may read it?"
"When I tell you to do so," says
Dolly Usk, impatiently. "Besides,
there is nothing in it, only it is
pretty."
Blanford reads; it is on very
thick paper, almost imperceptibly
scented, with a princess' crown
embossed on it and a gold X.
"It is very kind of you, dear Lady
Usk, to have remembered a soli-
taire liico, myself in the midst of
your charming children and your
many joys." ("My many annoy-
ances, she means," interpolates
Lady Usk.) "l will be with you,
as you so amiably" wish, next
Tuesday or Wednesday. I am for
the moment in Paris, having been
this month at Aix, not that I have
,any aches or pains myself, but a
friend of mine, Marie Worm:eoff,
has many, and tries to cure them
by warm sunshine and the cold
douches which her physicians pre-
eerfbe. Thete are many pleasant
people beret every one is supposed reaches down a volume of eigh-
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lives at St, Ilyaclnthe, thought he was
going to be disabled for life.
A terrible pain in the bac% Rept frim..
in tho house and under the doctor's
earn for months. Nothing seemed to
give relief,
Then he tried "Fruit -a -twos," the
famous fruit medicine. Note the re -
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"Fruit -a -does" cured me of chronic
Vain In the back that was so severe
that I could not drive my horse,"
writes awe. Marchessault.
If you have Weak Kidneye and that
Biting Pain in the Back, by all means
try "Fruit -a -lives," Which is made of
fruit juices.
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teenth century memoirs, and adds,
with entire irrevelenee to manufac-
turers or memoirs; "Is she really
as handsome as your children tell
meg"
"1Vho V" asks • Usk. "Oh, the
Russian woman; yes, very good
looking. Yes, she was here at Eas-
ter, and she turned their beads."
"Hae she any lovers elder than
Babe?"
"She has left 'em in Russia if
she has."
"A convenient distance to leave
anything at; Italy and Russia are
the only countrierremaining to us
in which Messalina can still do her
little murders comfortably without
any fuss being made."
"She isn't Messalina, at least, I
think not. But one never knows."
"No, one never knows till ono
tries," said Blanford. And he
wishes vaguely that the Russian
woman were already there. He is
fond of Surrender, and fond of all
its people, but he is a little, a very
little, bored. He sees that all Lacly
Usk's doves are paired, and he
does not wish to disturb their har-
mony, possibly because none of the
feminine doves attract him. But he
cannot flirt forever with the chil-
dren, because the children are not
very often visible, and without
flirting civilized life is dull, even
for a man who is more easily con-
soled by ancient authors off the lib-
rary ebelves than most people can
be.
This conversation occurs in the
forenoon in Lady Usk's boudoir. In
the late afternoon in the library
over their teacups the ladies talk
of Xenia Sabaroff. It is perceptible
to Blanford that they would prefer
that she should not arrive.
"Is she really so very good-look-
ing?" he asked of Mrs. Wentworth
Curzon.
"Oh, yes," replice that lady,
with an accent of depreciation in
her tones. "Yes, she is very hand-
some, but too pale and her eyes
too large. You know those Russian
women are mere paquets de nerfs,
shut up in their rooms all day and
smoking so incessantly—they have
all that is worst in the oriental and
Parisienne mixed together."
"How very sad!" says Blanford,
"I don't think I have known one
except Princess Kraskawa; she
went sleighing in all weathers, wore
the frankest of gingerbread wigs,
and was always surrounded by
about fifty grandohildren."
Princess Iiraskawa had been for
many years ambassadress in Lon-
don.
"Of coarse, there• are excep-
tions," says Nina Curzon, "but
generally yon know they are very
depraved, such inordinate gamblers
and so fond of morphine, and al-
ways maladives."
"Ah," says Blanford, pensively,
"but the physical and moral per-
fection of English women always
make them take too high a stand-
ard; poor humanity toile hopeless-
ly and utterly exhausted, many
miles behind them."
"Don't balk nonsense," says Mrs.
Curzon; "we arc no better than
our neighbors, perhaps, but we are
not afraid of the air; we don't
heat our houses to a thousand de-
grees above boiling point; we don't
gamble—at least net much—and we
don't talk every language under
the sun except cur own, and yet not
one of them grammatically."
(To be continued.)
SPOILED THE EVENING.
"I suppose you had a perfectly
lovely time at the dinner party last
night?"
''No. Through same mistake
they sestet] me next to my hus-
band."
The Edinburgh Deaf and Dumb
Institution, which has just celebrat-
ed its centenary, was the first in-
stitution of its kind in Scotland and
the second itt Britain.
A fancy dress parade and page-
ant had been held at Galashiels to
raise funds fora memorial to Rob-
ert Burns in appreciation of his
song, "Brew, 33raw Lade o' Gala
Waters."
0n the Farm
DISADVANTAGES OF WEEDS.
1. They rob cultivatedplants of
nutriment. -
2 They injure drops by crowding
and shading,
3. They retard the work of bar
vesting grain by increasing the
draft and by extra wear of machin -
airy, (Bindweed, thistles, red root,)
4. Tlroy retard the drying of
grain and hay, "
8. They increase the labor of
threshing, and make cleaning of
seed difficult.
8. They damage the .'quality of
flour, sometimes making it nearly
worthless, (Allium vineale L.)
7. Most of them are of little value
as food for demotic animals.
8. Some weeds injure stock by
means of barbed awns. (Squirrel
grastail s,)grass, wild oats, porcupine
0. Some of them Were wool and
disfigure the tails of cattle, .the
manes and tails of horses. (Bur-
dock, cocklebur, houndetongue.)
10. A few make "Hair balls" in
the stomachs of horses. (Rabbit,
foot clover, crimson clover.)
11. Some injure the quality of
diary products. (Leeks, wild en
ions,)
12. Penny cress, and probably
others, when eaten by animals; in-
jure the taste of meat.
13. Poison hemlock, spotted cow -
bane and Jamestown weed are very
poisonous.
14. Many weeds interfere with a
rotation of crops.
le. All weeds damage the appear-
ance of a farm and render it less
valuable. (Quack -grass, Canada
thistle, plantains.)
SOME SMALL BENEFITS.
1. They are of some use in the
world to induce more frequent and
more thorough cultivation, which
benefit crops.
2. The new arrival of a weed of
first rank stimulates watchfulness.
(Russian thistle.)
3. In occupying the soil after a
crop has been removed they pre-
vent the loss of fertility by shading
the ground.
4. Weeds plowed under add some
humus and fertility tb the soil,.
though in a very much less degree
than clover or cow peas.
5. Some of them furnish food for
birds in winter.—W. J. Bea], Lan-
sing, Mich.
PLANTING THE ORCHARD.
In preparing to set out an orch-
ard we would select a field afford-
ing natural drainage and, if pos-
sible, natural shelter ; that is, if
one has a grove or hedge on the
farm to take advantage of, as a
shelter for the orchard, for there
is not much use growing fruit and
having it blown off by the heavy
autumn winds. A row of cherry
trees planted thickly around the
outside of the orchard would make
quite a good windbreak and prove
a source of profit as well. We would
also plant an evergreen hedge out-
side of all, and if fruit trees and
evergreens were set out at the same
time, the shelter would be sujici-
Ont by the time the trees had fruit-
ed.
A good preparation of the ground
would be to plow and harrow, then
sow with peas or buckwheat, and
when it had grown up sufficiently,
to plow it down. This would make
the ground mellow and provide an
abundant supply of the best kind
of food for the roots.
After pulverizing the soil and
smoothing it, lay off the orchard
in rows each way, at whatever dis-
tance the trees are to be planted.
Set up stakes in line and plant
where the lines intersect. This
will leave the trees in' line every
way and will facilitate working
among them. When planting the
trees dip the roots in a pail of
water, as the clay will adhere
quicldy to the wet rootlets and fa-
cilitate speedy growth. For years
heed crops may be grown between
the rows of trees, if plenty of ma-
nure is used; the tree can thus be
cultivated with profit. Late in the
fall the young trees should be
wrapped about the trunk with
building paper to the height of
about eighteen inches to protect
them from being girdled by mice.
Thin is about the way we set out
our trees and wo have never yet
had an apple tree fail to grow. If
every farmer in Prince Edward Is-
land could be induced to plant five
acres of orchard the exodus would
step and we would double our po-
pulation in fifteen years. --A. B. E.
Islander in Canadian Horticultur-
tat.
'1
"Mamma, the angels hove to
work awfully hard, don'tthey?"
queried little Viola. "I don't know
dear," replied her mother, "Why
do you think they do?" "Well,"
answered Viola, if they have to
lightup the stars every night and
blase them ant every morning, I.
guess it mast keep 'em pretty
busy."
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ADVICE TOYOUNG PEOPLE
AltDI;EW CARNEGIE'S RULES
FOR SUCCESS.
Says They Should Letirn to Concen-
trate 'Their Mind on One
Pursuit,
Every lad standing upon the
threshold of manhood is possessed
by an ambition, That is to say, this
should be the fact with every nigh-
minded lad. His ambition is to
achieve success.
'The paths are open to him. Not
always paths of roses, but that mat-
tern nothing. The harder the way,
the steeper the hill, the better it
may be. That which ^ is achieved
without effort may not be worth
achieving. That which is won by
struggles with difficulties and hard-
ships must bo worthy of ambition,
and when. it is won will be worth
the cost.
There are several rules I would
lay down as necessary to success.
They 'are based upon personal ex-
perience. Determination to suc-
ceed might, perhaps, be set down
as the first rule but it must be pre-
sumed that it is the gateway
through which a young man enters
upon the pathway of his active life.
CONCENTRATION.
So the first rule to be stated is
this. Concentrate yourmind and
efforts upon one pursuit. Never
mind what that pursuit may be, so
that it is useful and honorable,
make it the eentre of your thought.
1 don't believe in a too broad
application of that old saw, "Don't
put all your eggs into one basket."
There is a time when it is unwise
advice.
Such a time is when you are pre-
paring to enter upon some pursuit,
a trade, a business, or a profession.
Then put all your eggs into one
basket; and watch the basket. Put
all your thought and your energies
into that one thing. More men fail
to win competence and wealth from
disregard of this rule than from
any other cause.
Master your vocation, when you
have chosen it. Don't try to be a
Jack-of-all-trades. The result may.
be that you will be master of none.
For a second rule. be advised not
to be content with simply perform-
ing the part assigned .you. Do nob
measure your day's work by the
hands of the clock, nor grade its
quality by the amount of compensa-
tion you may have been promised.
The successful worker is the one
who takes pride, in doing his work
well and who regards the few extra
minutes devoted` to it as well spent.
If you succeed in doing more and
better work than your employer ex-
pected of you, it will be as much to
your own interest as to his, for 31
hedoes not perceive that you are
more valuable to him than he ants-
eipated, he will lose you eventual-
ly to some other employer who will
see what there is in you.
VALUE OF WORK.
Then, for a third rule, do not be
eager to make too good a bargain
fur yourself. A' good market may
be lost through over -estimating the
value of goods "offered,
This is true of labor, mental or
physical, as it is of merchandise.
Be fair in your business. Modify
your estimate of your value by the
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estimate of those for whom you seek
13 work, and then let the problem
work itself aut.
This will follow. Men- who be-
come great millionaires, co-operat-
ing as they must with others, must
secure and hold the implicit confi-
dence of all people with whom their
business brings them into relations.
They' must be reputed to be fair,
liberal and considerate in all
things. Their word must be bet-
ter than their bond, sad ibeir de-
sire to do the fair and liberal thing
better than either word or bond.
My next rule is, never speculate.
To gamble in stocks is not more
culpable than to gamble at Monte
Carlo, but it is less sensible. The
chances between winning and los-
ing are not so evenly divided.
None of the rules for success is
more important than the fifth. Be-
gin early the habit of saving a
portion of your earnings, no mat-
ter how small year earnings may
be, If you aim to be a millionaire,
or even to have a .competence upon
which to retire from routine activi-
ties, the habit of saving is indispen-
sable.
But you cannot save unless you
observe the sixth and final rule of
this series. It is, you must live a
sober and discreet life. That does
not mean that you must live a du]1
life by any means. Life is full of
possibilities for enjoyment, and
there are few of them that you need
to ignore.
NO INTEMPERANCE.
.Avoid intemperance, however.
That is the stumbling block that has
thrown many a young man fromthe
path of success. I do net like to
Preach to young men, but because
I have practised'from my youth
what I now recommend to you upon
the liquor question, it is not out
of place to say let liquor alone.
A young man may perhaps wisely
take a glass of wine at dinner, but
it is not wise to go beyond that. As
to drinking between meals, it may
mean the opening of the sluice that
will carry you into the slough of.
despond.
There is a quite general impres-
sion among the medical profession,
I believe that after a man is forty
the occasional glass is not harmful,
but beneficial. Just postpone test-
ing the benefits of intoxicants until
then.
Or, it might be a good rule for
young men to resolve tbet they will
not make 'Mae test until they become
millionaires. This would probably
give a majority of them, to say the
least, time to think the matter over
and render a final decision, shaped
by not only deliberate but by quite
natural judgment.
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COVENTRY, ENGLAND.
CURIOUS ENGLISH NAMES
I,TII'rpll OF LONDON f'APl1lt
IIAD ITABI) USE,
Offered to Supply Podigeees fcr
the headers of his
Popov.
When, some few weeks back, the
editor of a London daily offered to
enlighten readers as to the origin
of their surnames, ho imagined that
possibly a few score 'of people, or
at' the outside, a few hundreds,
might possibly send in letters of
inquiry, Instead, thorn were marry
thousands, and very strange read -
leg some of the epistles made,
r'Onir young lady, who signed her-
self
Edith Ivory Mallet,' wanted to
know if her curious patronymic
"had anything to do with cro-
quet."
As surnames were invented cen-
turies before that game was even
thought of, this suggestion was of
course quite untenable. He found
out, however, that in the very vil-
lage where she is now living, there
dwelt, some five hundred years ago,
a certain Ivry Malet, and the gene-
sis of the name became at once ap-
paient.
SOUNDED JEWISH.'
Another fair i-quirer was much:
troubled because people called her
"It miserable Jew" on account of
her surname, which was Isaac. She
wrote from a street in South Lon-
don, but informed ere that she
came originally from South Devon,
where her family had lived for at
least two hundred years.
Of course! She need not have
told me that, for Devonshire is the
home of the Isaacs. There is no-
thing of the Jewish strain about
them, the Hebraic looking surname
being derived from the personal
name Isaac, at a time when it was
popular as such, and when there
were no Jews in Devon, nor, for
the matter of that, anywhere else
hi England.
"MY NAME IS HEAVENS."
Yet a third fair correspondent
wrote, "My unfortunate name ie
Heavens:" ` He answered explain-
ing to her that this was merely what
genealogists term an "initiative
corruption," and that it meant no-
thing more than "son of Evan."
But he was able to give but scant
oomfort to a man, and a fishmon-
ger at that, who rejoiced (or other-
wise) in the name of Rotenberin.
However, he was able to point out:
to him that the original bearer of
the suggestive patronymic was
worse off even than he was, for it
was once spelt in full. Rottenher-
ring, being so found in the,archives
of Hull in the fourteenth century..
STARTLING PEDIGREE.
A gentleman who claimed descent:
from the Piantagencts begged of me
to look up his pedigree. I did so,
with the result that I discovered
he was the great grandson of a
travelling tinker, who, in 1 i.Sd,
was hanged for sheep -stealing. We
did not pursue that pedigree any
further.
Another curious ease in point
was that of a lady named Heber-
den, who, in writing, mentioned in-
cidentally that she had heard her
great grandfather was an exceed-
ingly famous London physician.
Following up this clue, he came.
across the following sextain in an
eighteenth century leafllet:-
"You should send, if aught should
ail ye,
For Willis, Heberden, or Baillie;
M1 exceedingly shilf r
tl race,
Baillie, Willis, Heberden;
Uncertain which most sure to kill
is
Baillie, Heberden, or Willis."
He has yet to learn whether the
lady was pleased or not at this evi-
dence of the "fame achieved by
her ancestor.
—a --
LORD BYRON'S DIET.
Lord Byron had decided views on
diet.. His fear of fatness rather
than its suitability to his work dic-
tated the starvation to which he
subjected himself. In 1813 he lived
upon tea and six biscuits a day, and
in 1816 his dint consisted of a thin
slice of bread for breakfast and a r
vegetable dinner, He chewed mas-
tic and tobacco to keep down his
hunger in between. While at
Athens he drank vinegar and water
and seldom ate more than a little
rice, and "Den Juan," it is said,
was written mainly on gin and
water. A"d yet Trclawny has re-,
corded that no man had brighter
slat or a clearer voice.
PA'S OBSERVATION.
Little Willie—"Say, pa, what is
an ideal wife and an ideal hus-
band?"
us-band't"
Pa --"An ideal wife and an ideal
husband, my son, are two of a kind
that seldcsn mate a pair."
Women ere much, braver. than
men,Ne man wounl fasten his
suepanders wit,`,r, a pin-,