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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1910-8-25, Page 6TRAVEL BY TROOPSHIP ACCOUNT 0r TRE SOLDIER'S LIFE AT SEA. Selma the Great Troopships Carry imEnglandCron tO Foreignn Servide. Between the end o£ September and the commencement of the fol- lowing April, which is the period known to his Majesty's ferns as the trooping seasou, the hired transports ply between Southamp- ton and many ports overseas, carry- ing thousands of our soldiers to false their -turns of foreign and Co- lonial service. To the majority of them life on a troopship comes as -a decided novelty, and not by any means an unpleasant one, says Lon - slow Answers. Of course, nobody enjoys the. pangs of trial -de -mer, but once they have survived, the days pass plea- ses tly enough, The only thing there is to complain about is the overcrowding. There aro usually. some fifteen hundred souls aboard, and the room is deeidedly limited. .But, although Tommy may "grouse" a little, it takes more than a little inconvenience really to upset him, and it is a happy crowd that jostlesits neighbors og the rolling decks. "REVEILLE." "Reveille" goes early. We are out of bed -represented, of course, by a hammock in time to see the sun rise. The skirmishing commenc- es at once. Every hammock must be rolled and stowed away in the shortest possible time, and the sight of a few hundred men rolling and lashing up their bedding, push- ing and falling over one another, laughing and shouting at the top of their voices in the semi -darkness of the mess -dock, is one to be remem- bered. While we are filling our lungs with ozone the deck we have just left is undergoing a transformation. Mess -tables are fixed in position, the forms are secured on either side of thein and long before the citizen ashore is awake breakfast is being brought from the galleys. Meanwhile, the decks have been swabbed. The merry hose -pipe dis- tributes its stream impartially over them, and any luckless wight who may happen to get in the way ; the fatigue -party of barefooted swab- bers swarm gaily along the decks, anal soon everything is very clean and remarkably wet "BURGOb." The messing on the boats has im- proved a great deal during the last few years, and the breakfast is not to be despised. The inevitable "burgoo"—otherwise porridge — is almost sure to form the first course and is followed by bread, butter, and brawn, or something equally appetising. Appetites wax lusty by the time we are a. few days at sea, but there is enough to go round. Breakfast over, we are bundled unceremoniously on to the upper decks, while the mess orderlies and their assistants remove the remains of the feast, if there are any, and clean up. ' At about 9 a.m. the only real general parade of the day is held. The troops, hi clean attire, and, as a rule, with bare feet, fall in at the pests allotted to them, and there is a muster roll -call, generally fol- lowed by gymnastics. The latter, on the uneven deck, fully deserve the term, and evolutions are per- formed that are not to be found laid down in any of the text -books on the subject. This is particularly the case if the instructor be gifted with the priceless gift of humor. To no a squad of men raise themselves SITTING IN THE DINNER, A groan of :anguish ascends from No. 27 moss, and a howl of delight from all the other tables on the steels. A mess orderly has descends ed with more haste and vigor than dignity, and is to be soon sitting in the remains of what was intended to be a dinner for sixtoeu of his comrades. However, he is net x hurt, and another repast is - P o tutted from somewhere, and a fresh start made. Suddenly, there is a fearful crash, a wild inrush of water and inen, and .plates and eatables are floating across the deck "in con- fusion. Somebody' has forgotten to close the ports. Hammocks are drawn at five in the evening, and by half -past eight everybody not on dylty hes turned in. The decks are visited frequent- ly during the night by the orderly officers,and a number of sentries axe constantly on duty night and day, in case of fire or any unusual occurrence, as the orders put it. Needless to say, smoking between decks is prohibited, though the rule is not invariably observed; but it is short shrift for the Tommy caught breaking it. SPORTS ON DECK. Sports, boxing competitions, and concerts are the rule on all troop- ships. The former comprise ob- stacle raees of a most complicated description, so far as the obstacles are concerned. Pillow -fights, in which the competitors sit astride a pole lashed above a tank filled with water, mop -fights, and so on; and the boxing bouts are always full of interest. The chaplains, and both military and ship's officers, take part in promoting the concerts; and, of course, the ladies are to the fore ; while there is always plenty of talent amongst the troops them- selves. From time to time a "trooper" a condition which cannot be en - returning from India. is fitted as a lured. hospital -ship. The mess -tables and MEN OF ABILITY PRISONERS. other paraphernalia are removed The Earl of Minto has convinced from the decks, and in their plac- es are fitted up swinging -beds, foe tion is necessary; hence the arrest the reception of the poor fellows of thirty-seven persons in connec- who, from one cause and another, tion with a plot at Khulna. What are being invalided home. It is a sight to make one think profound- makes the arrests peculiarly signi- ficant is the fact that the men ar- ly to see the embarkation taking rested are superior to the former place. Some can walk on board agitators in ability and come from a dozen widely scattered centres. The charge against them is that of making war against the Emperor. Now, as always, the assertion is made that an Indian scare is un- warranted. H. N. Maitre, editor of Hitabadi, a -vernacular paper with a large circulation, has just arrived in London from Bengal. He alleges that his country is, on the Sometimes Blown Into Eternity With whole, contented and that there is Hie. Own Ammunition. t --ut the slightest danger of a mut- In certain of the petroleum produc- any. He says that police spies are ing districts it becomes necessary some- at the bottom of the information times in opening an ell well—sometimes • which reaches the Government. when the well has become clogged or apparently exhausted—to begin or re- 1 "— m new the flow by exploding nitroglyc- FROM AFFLUENCE TO PENURY erin at the bottom of the well. This ; BENGAL STORM CENTRE MUTINY IS TJIBEesl'freeED ll�l BRITISH INDIA. ],'artition of the Pe !Niece Ordered by Lord Curzon Wet Proved Unpopelate Anxiety over the trend of affairs in India is deepening in London, It is reflected in the neseipeeers aid in daily discuss' -ons in official c'ir- Clea,: Unless eons/Verna intprc've: soon the public is warned to trek c'nt for a second mutiny The re. portedwidespread political ci:il- spiraoy in Eastern nougat is the culmination Cf a / ing series of events of A LIKE CITAK,1C' ER: Bengal is the sto'in centre of the anti-British movement iu mels, Lord Curzon divided Bengal into two provinces on the theory that the population of the old ?ravine)) had increased out of all proportions to the general increase in India and that the division was necessary for efficient government. This partition was intens.siy nn-. popular. The babu, or English- speaking, agitators attacked it ve- hemently and it became a highly ef- fective battle cry. Southern and Western India apparently are standing aloof from the crusade, but Bengal controls and the see tremists there are creating a situa- tion that is driving Secretary Mor- ley and his colleagues . to their wits' end. The babus in Eastern Bengal, which is the new province, fine themselves in a political min- ority compared with the Mohamme- dans, and they assert that this is without assistance, some must have a helping shoulder; but too many lie prone on their stretchers, and are likely to remain recumbent un- til they are carried ashore to the famous hospital at Netley. Ir -- t 'THE OIL WELL SHOOTER.. explosive is employed because it 1s ex- Man Who Retired With Fortune T,e- plodes readily by the dropping of a Comes Organ Grinder. weight upon it. A man who carries nitroglycerin from well to well for this Another pathetic instance of a purpose is known in the oll regions as fall from affluence to penury came a "shooter." to light at the Westminster (Lem The shooter has a wagon in which to don, England) Court recency, carry his explosive. A square box un- when Alfred Richard Lampert of der the seat is carefully padded, and Grosvenor road, Pimriao, was when it has been solidly filled with charged with begging and web. cans of nitroglycerin, which is a mo- causing his eleven -year old (laugh- bieses-like fluid, be fastens down the ter Eileen to gather alms. cover and drives slowly away to the For twelve months nr more he well that he is to shoot. Usually he has gone out with a. street organ, makes the trip very early in the morn- sn which was a placard statiog that ing to avoid the customary travel and ho was a professional Tuan who un - so diminish the chance of danger. For the most part the roads are bad, til recently held a good pox tion, and the wagon jolts along in a way to but that through a series of misfur make any one but an old shooter de- tunes had been reduesd•to acute cidedly nervous. If It is dark there poverty, and theref.rre, much is great danger that a wheel may drop against his will, was compelled to into a hole with force enough to deto- resort to organ grindi•ig. nate the explosive. Several wagons When warned against taking his bearing shooters and their loads have child with him, he was said to hate been blown up, but no one ever lived replied that to leave her at home to tell what sort of jar caused the ex- meant a loss of 30s. a week to frim. on their toes, place their hands on plosion. A solicitor, Mr. Thomas -Ball. hips, and, after endeavoring to sit, In such a case little is ever found ex- said he had known the defendant down slowly on their heels, roll i cept the great hole in the ground which personally for twenty-five years. At solemnly in the direction of the' the explosion has dug, with possibly a a comparatively early eerie(' in scuppers, is a new experience to the I wheel of the wagon a quarter of s 1 life he and his sister retired with tyro in mile away in one direction and another MARITIME GYMNASTICS. KING REVIEWS ARMADA. BRITISH FLEET ASSEMBLED AT TORBAY, Blue and Bed Scuadrons Realistic Battle Exercises on a Granit Seale. A description of the mighty er- reside reviewed off Torbay by King George. is given in The London Daily Express. Once more the weather cleared up for the benefit of the King. When the morning gun beanies' from the Dreadnought at 8 o'clock the spit of flame found lurid reflec- tion in eflect'ion•in a douse sea •fog, through which the royal yacht 'owned like a shadow. People ashore murmured disap- pointment at the pitiful weather. On Monday wind and rata paused the abandonment of the royal pee- gramme. To -day fog and drizzle promised to bring about a like re- sult. But as the morning wore on there oamo' an improvement.What sail ors expressively term the "dirt" that was obscuring the bay began to thin and roll up. One after an- other the forms of the warships stole out, shrinking to their proper, proportions as they stood forth in clear-cut shape. The land stealthily unfolded its panorama, and presently the sun gleamed down on the waters. SIGNALLED BY SEARCHLIGHT The overnight arrangements had been that at 4 o'clock in the morn-, ing the `Blue" force of the late manoeuvres, commanded by Admir- al Sir Edmund Poe, and compris- ing the Atlantic and Mediterran- ean fleets, should put to sea, and that six hours later the "Red" force, commanded by Admiral Sir William May, and comprising the Home fleet and cruiser squadrons, should leave in search of the "Blue" enemy and bring him to action, The whole fleet unmoored ship at dawn and remained riding to single anchor, but not a vessel had stir- red from her berth at gunfire. As the fog cleared away two or three cruisers moved out of the lines and went off, grey and smok- ing, seawards. Signalling was car- ried on by searchlights, for bunting and semaphore were scarcely dis- tinguishabfe. At frequent intervals there are surprise fire alarms. The fire -cell goes, there is a furious dashing hither and thither of soldiers and sailors, and out of apparent chaos domes perfect order in considerably less time . than in takes to tell it, Sentries are at their posts, proper- ly armed, troops at their quartos's; the orderlies of the Royal Army Me- diate Corps are in attendance on the invalids in the sick bay, and the officers responsible fox the sat.ty of the floating town have gone their rounds, and found all correct—or otherwise. If otherwise, somebody is in for a very bad quarter if an hour. Unless we happen to be detailed fes guard, or some similar duty, il,e rest of the day is our own. There is dinner -and by no means a bed. dinner—ab noon, The mess order. Iles parade at the .cook's galley, and in turn, as the numbers of the different messes are called out,they receive the delicaciesapportioned to them, and convey them • to their appointed messes—that is to say, they do their best to do so. To carry a dish of steaming meat along a. swaying deck, with both hands employed, and through a crowd' of men, is tot easy::,• in the opposite direction. The shooter generally takes from 80 to 240 quarts of nitroglycerin In his wagon. The smaller amount is quite enough if It should explode to leave no trace of the driver of the vehicle. When the shooter reaches the well which 1s to be treated long torpedo tubes aro placed within the casing of the well, and the nitroglycerin is poured carefully into them. The welt may be 1,500 feet deep and is seldom less than a thousand. When one of the tubesis filled it Is lowered with the utmost care to the bottom of the well. This operation is repeated until the shoot- er is satisfied that the load is heavy enough to accomplish the purpose. When alt 1s ready a bar of Iron, known as a "go -devil," is dropped Into the well. The instant It leaves his hand the shooter takes to his heels, seeking a place o1' safety. Suddenly the earth trembles; there is a crash, followed by a snap; a mut- fled sound arises aid becomes louder and louder until a column of oil and Water shoots from 75 to 100 feet Into the alt, The country for hundreds of feet around is; filled with, clouds of spray floating to leeward. When this subsides the well la in operation and the shooter melees his fee and drives away.—l:Tarper's Weekly, an ample fortune from an excellent West End butchery business but the bulk of the fortune the defen- dant lost in Stock Exoaanre sperm - latices. Then he took a boarding house at Brighton, and managed t•r get rid of the rest. Friends, who had no idea of his fall to poverty, were said to be ready to kelp him, and be was bound over. Heels to Match Walk. "In every theater audience there are critical persons who are prolific with suggestions for making the play more realistic," said a stage manager. "Some of these hints are worth con- sidering too, In one play that was. staged not long ago the biggest bit was made by a character actress who bad to wear down -at -the -heel shoes. On the third day of the New York tun I received a letter from a shoemak- er, who called my attention to the fact that the woman's gait and her shoes did not match. Her heels were ran down on the Outside, whereas the walk she assumed on the stage must inevi- tably csuse her shoes to run over on the .inside. That wag a point that had escaped the notice of everybody 10 the company. Upon looking into the matter we found plehty of .evi- dence to upbold our critic, and we a0e cured a pelr of property shoes with When be blows his own horn heels worn away cm the Weide-New matey a man strikes a bum note. York Press. • - . READY FOR USE IN ANY QUANTITY , For making SOAP, soft- ening water, removing old f paint, disinfecting sinks, closets and drain* and T for many other purposes. i• A cam equals 20 lbs. Sal e t Soda. Useful for five hundred purposes. ti ...fold EoerytJhars dt E. W. Gillett Co., Ltd, Toronto, eat. fee" ..m ilea sees'the A DEFUNT ENGLISHeLIN. Re ltefusee to Ifand Over a Span- ish Beauty. An Englishman and his wife, liv- ing outside Tangier, aro resisting is a spirit reminiscent of the days of chivalry the demands of, the Spanish and British authorities that they shall hand over a Span- ish girl who has taken refuge with them and refuses to return to her parents. The episode, states the Tangier correspondent of The Lon - (Ice Daily Mail, seems to belong to the operatic stage rather than to life in the twentieth century. The girl is the daughter of the doc- tor of the Spanish Legation here, and is considered a great beauty. Some time ago she made friends with Mr. and Mrs. Levison, whose estate is situated outside the town. Mr. Levison is part-owner of some mines at Bilbao, and married a. Spanish marchioness. He was formerly a well-known gentleman jockey, and once rode in the Grand National. At Madrid he had a seri- ous racing accident, and then came to Tangier for the sake of his health. A great friendship sprang up between the Legation doctor's' daughter and Mrs. Levison. The girt eventually went to live with the Levisons. Her parents did not ap- prove of this, and tried to remove their daughter. But when pressure was brought on her to return home she tried to commit suicide and wounded herself slightly. She was nevertheless taken home, but a fortnight later she escaped and went back to Mrs. Levison. The doctor again tried to recover his daughter, but Mr. Levison refused to give her up. The doctor complained through the Spanish Legation, and the Brit- ish Minister wrote to Mr. Levison requesting him to send the girl home. No notice was taken of this communication. The Spanish Min- ister went in person to the British Legation and arranged that a Spanish official and a police repre- sentatave should go to the Devi- sees', accompanied by a represen- tative of the British Legation, and take charge of the girl. When the party arrived at the confines of the estate Mr. Levison threatened to open -fire on them if the police en- tered. Eventually the British of- ficial was admitted alone to parley with Mr. Levison. On approaching the house he noticed Mr. Levison and the servants standing armed, and the two ladies were also pro- vided with revolvers. Mr. Levison informed the official that if the police entered to seise the girl he would fire on them.. The girl ad- ded that she would shoot herself rather than be taken away. The police thereupon returned to the town, and Mr. Levison is up to now master of the situation. BIRM1NGRAM'S BREAD. • lltuelr of It illado Under Unsanitary Conditions. BETWEEN THE LINES. Then several destroyers came from Dartmouth, having on board nearly all the cadets from the Roy- al Naval College there. Among them was the Prince of Wales, who was transhipped with a batch to the Dreadnought, but shortly after- wards went in a steam pinnace to the Royal yacht, at the top of the gangway steps of which the Queen was waiting to receive him. The weather cloths which had been laced around the Royal yacht's decks to meet Monday's gale had riot yet been removed, On the battleships and cruisers, bluejackets in No. 1 rig and ma- rines in scarlet tunics clustered along the sides in readiness for some coming event. About half - past ten Admiral May went along- side the Royal yacht in his steam barge, and the King, in the undress uniform of the admiral of the fleet, stepped aboard the tiny craft, which flew the Royal Standard from its diminutive mast. The little craft passed across the head of the great armada and made leisurely progress between all the lines. THE ENSIGN DIPPED. As she passed each ship in sue - cession the side was manned and the ensign lowered to the dip. His Majesty, who seldom had his hand. removed from his ?;row in acknow- ledging the running salutes, fre- quently interrogated Sir William May. The weather steadily mended during this long tour of inspection. The Atlantic and Mediterranean stilt of the inquiry, says Engineer - battleships steamed away seawards, ing, is set forth thus:—"1. The led by Admiral Sir Edmund Poe in work of the baker is, of necessity, tee Exmouth. Shortly afterwards the Home fleet, led by the Dread- nought, steamed eastward in col- umn of divisions. Out in the offing a series of tac- tical evolutions was carried out, first by squadrons and finally by the entire fleet collectively, Battle exercises of a realistic' SAILORS SORELY TRIED WERE AT. THE MERCY OF THE SEA FOR DAYS. Captain and His Bride of a FeW Days Went Down, She in His Arris. A thrilling tragedy of the sea was described by twelve survivors of the crew of the sailing ship, Swanhilda, who reached Liverpool recently from South America. The Sicanhilda, a vessel of 2,000 tons sailed from. Cardiff, on March 16 Capt. Pyne, who had been married two days before, was accompanied THE KING'S WATCH. A Napoleonic. Gift 'net Embarrassed Jerome Eionaperto, Previous to bis eievatiou to the etre.. eroignty Jerome llonaperte bad formed a friendship with some young authors at that time In vogue for their wit and reehless gayety, On the evening after his eouiination to the crown of West- phalia be met two of hie jovial come panions just as he was leavine the theater, ' '"My dear fellows, said be, "I am delighted to sed you. I aupposo you know that I have been created king of Westphalia?" "Yes, sire, and Hermit us to be among the first"— "Ela, what? Yell are ceremonious, me. thinks. That might pass were I sue rounded by my court, but at present away with form and let us bee -off to supper" Upon this Jerome took his friends to one of the best restaurants in the Palate Royal. The three chatted and laughed and said and did a thousand of those foolish things which when un- premeditated are so delightful. It may be supposed that the conversation was not kept up without drinking. Whea the wine they had drank begau to take effect, "My good friends," said Jerome,. "why should we quit each other? 1f you approve of my proposal you shaill accompany me.: You, 0.,, shall be my secretary. As for you, P., who are fond of books, I appoint you my Libra= Ilan." The arrangement was accept ed and ratified over a fresh bottle of champagne. At length the party began to think of leaving and accordingly called for the bilL Jerome produced his purse, . but the king of Westphalia could only. find 2 louts, which formed but a small' portion of 200 francs, the amount of the MIL The new dignitaries by club- bing their wealth could only muster about 3 francs. What was to be done? At 1 o'clock; by his wife, and the voyage was to in the morning where could resources be their honeymoon trip. Fair be found? They determined to send winds carried the ship under fullfor the master of the house and ac - spread of canvas through the fro, quaint him how matters. stood. He pies. Then, on the morning of seemed to take the frolic in good part May 16, the officer in charge notic- and merely requested to' know their eta breakers ahead. Almost at the names. Having told him, the restou- moment when he called the Cap- rateur set his customers down as thin, the vessel struck rock and be- sharpers and threatened .to send for gar; to fill rapidly. She had gone the commissary of police. This alarm- ed Jerome, who, seeing that the res- taurateur.doubted them, banded over his watch In payment. This watch hall -been a present from Napoleon, and on the back was the emperor's cipher So quickly did the Swanhilda set- in brilliants. tle down that the port and star- On examining the watch the restau- board lifeboats were launched aim- rateur concluded that it had been' uitaneously. But the fernier boat, stolen and took !t tor the commissary. which contained the Captain and of police. The Inner, recognixing the. imperial cipher, ran with It to the pre - his wife, had scarcely touched the water- when it was capsized by a tett The prefect flew to the minletee great breaker. of the interior, and he In turn went to the emperor at St. The men in the starboard boatCloud Next morn - were unable to render any help, ing the Iiooiteur scammed en ordi- acd they saw Captain Pyne, hold- Hance to which Jerome' was ordered to Westphalia at once and prohibited ing his bride in his arms, disappear from conferring any appointments till ' beneath the waves. When the Chir- his arrival at his capltaL-T. P.'s Lon- tecu sailors surviving out oi"a crew don Weekly. of twenty-five tried to land on the island they found the sea too rough and were compelled to put out again. Their boat was at the mercy of the sea for some days, and they lived on a little rain which they col- lected. One man went mad and struggle(' to leap oyerboard, and although he was restrained he died later from exhaustion. SIGHTED A LIGHT HOUSE. When they had almost abandon- ed hope they, sighted a lighthouse off the Argentine coast. A wireless message was sent to the mainland and they were taken ashore by an Argentine gun boat. The gunboat afterwards went to Staten Island to search for any me^ who might have swum ashore wisen the port lifeboat was capsiz- ed It discovered the bodies of four men who had died from star- vation, and a survivor who had been driven insane by the terror of his experience was found in a cave. Eventually the man recovered. He said that he and his comrades lived for some on tins of grease and ato shellfish when no more grass remained. Apparently he had lost his rea- son when he found the body of Captain Pyne and his bride locked in one another's arms washed to and fro by the waves. ashore on a small island off Staten Island, which lies near the South American coast. VESSEL SETTLED QUICKLY. The Birmingham (England) Trades Council recently set about an inquiry into the condition of bakehouses in the city, as regards sanitation and the work and wages of the bakers employed. The re - associated with more than ordinary injury to health. 2. The hours worked are excessive, often exceed in;; ninety per week, while the wages are low. 3. In some bake h m are rer aired to work am and other outhouses. 4, Leveler'. accommodation in the sweating character, and on a. scale of gran- dens is of the most primitive kind, irc]y larking, a bucknt iii st id the odors of adjacent stables deur owing to the number of ships engaged, were gone through. Seven Dreadnoughts, two : Lord Nelsons, three Tnvincihles, eight King Edwards, six Queens, four Purloins, two Triumphs, and five Majesties formed the colossal bat- tle fleet, not to mcntion a whole seaful of cruisers, The King followed all the curds - es with the keenest attention, and expressed deep satisfaction at' the smart tactical work whieh he wit- neased. Four hundred thousand diamonds are cut every year insone Amster- dam factory alone. ur ant yard frequently constituting the sole provision for washing. ii. ]tee- forms are made exeeeelingly rlifli- eta, even ter wellelieserttsd run. players, by the tinsernfitil1il1t erne petition of the gwratrrs, The Operative Bakers' Am/elation erre pose to .seek to be scheduled uncles the Trade'Beanie Act Ilan other measures have been thoroughly tried. The Lord Mayor deprecates this, belirviiig that the, workers ear accomplish the object by organ- isation. Professor Mei-rimed so- dr;recc the report, and deseribes its contents ee "it .national scandal.". Berlin has 41,000.. trees in its Tie]gian girls are taught to iso streets—more than any other city housework and marketing as part in the world, of their school lessons. Beginning at the Foundation. The progressive people of the parish were anxious to reconstruct and adorn the ancient church, and the senior warden wrote to the bishop about it. "There are but two things to be done In St. Gregory's," wrote the bishop in reply. "Let the sexton keep it clean and the parson keep it full."—Youth's Companion. When Franco Washed In Holland. In the sixteenth century clothes were sent from ell parts of France to be washer? 1n holland, where the water of the canals was supposed to have apeolat cleansing properties, The cost Of transport was about ten times great- er'le those days than at present. JUST HAD IT. i -Te (at •breakfast next morning)0 --They say we are going to have an early fall this year, my dear. Sic (frigidly)—Judngi g from the noise downstairs when you came in at 2 this morning, should say you had had a late fatl .1, I A woman may be able to do her In dch0o1 the ether day a ymrng Ind awn housework, but alio always has was asked what he would rather bo to gel) some other woman to, help when he grew up. "A stockholder," ise her ,keep a secret, replied.—Argonaut, ' MIND YOUR TEETH. The Value of Keeping the Mouth and Gums Perfectly Clean. A man is known by the teeth he keeps. The worst thing that can hap- pen to our teeth Is for them not to have enough to do. It is the worst' thing that can hnppen to us also.' Sete itualized and cultured as we have be- come, we still fight the battle of life with our teeth. though we no imager chew our enemies' ears or throats. Bone cored, enamel coated and rock ribbed as the bills, our teeth are . more absolutely under our coutrol than almost any other structure of the body: Neglect them and they decay at once Give them proper attention and they will go on repairing themselves tot forty, fifty, sixty years. Give children plenty of roughening food to chew, and they will get the pearly vigor of the savage tooth wttt the endurance of the. Caucasian's. Above all, the food should be of such a character as to give exercise and massage to the gums. Part of this can be given by plenty of coarse food In addition to real food—not as a substi- tute for it—and part by intentional and vigorous friction with the toothbrush, To brush the gums well is half ths. value of brushing the teeth. Keep the mouth and gums strictly clean, and the teeth will take care of themselves. There are thirty-three lis• tinct named and labeled sorts of bacilli or bugs in our mouths as normal parlor boarders, but they'll behave with per. feet propriety unless you give them carrion to get Brunk on. -Dr. Woods Hutchinson in Survey. Bill Lange's Long Hit. in an article on "Batting" in the American Magazine Hugh S. Fuller- ton describes as follows the longest hit ever recorded: "Lange, who was of the middle ages of the genre, made a hit in Ciudnnati which is regarded by many us the longest hit ever, made. The ball clear- ed the center field fence, which wen, on top of a high embankment, sailed across Western avenue; went throiigb the window of a saloon and wile found behind the bar, The bit trade a fortune for the saloon, as ?sig crowds went be see the ball on exhibition," Domestic Economy. "My wife threatened if I didn't get her a new hat she'd go home to her mother." "Why didn't you let herr" "Her railroad fare would cost more than the hat."r-Boston Transcript. Bright Bey,