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"go doesn't pare, Betty. Can't
yau see that he doesn't eared A11
he thinks about feels about lives
for, is himself and hes ambition, Be
Wants to `get on,' Re works and
studies and saves hie money like a
very miser. He neglects you—I bell
you he cares for nothing except hie
work."
"Rush, bush i Flow dare you
(speak of him like this I"
• I dare, Letty, -I dare, beoauee
Z lo've you—heart and soul I love
you, Lefty, and.I can't stand see-
int neglected g You day after day neg ee ed an d.
alone; Will you marry me instead
of Robert Ashley/ I'll work for
you, not for rnYeolf,,,
11e looked round at the bare
room and book to Letty's white
face. It had grown very white of
late—white and thin and sad—and
Jack Stephen, who never let a day
pass wit out seeing her, had be-
come desperate and let himself go
to -night, Six months since her
Aunt had died, believingthat Rob-
ert Ashley
ob-ert'Ashley would at once marry her.
And instead of that Robert Ashley
had put it off. Week after week
went by, and day after day saw
Letty neglected and alone.
She looked at Jack Stephen now
with sudden longing in her eyes.
She could not understand why Rob-
ert should always be kept at the
Scapital when she wanted him.
he could not understand why he
worked -so hard—why he could not
take her out to picture -galleries and
concerts, as Jack did; and now for
the first time the dull longing, that
had been unrecognized in her
heart, to be Jack's wife instead of
Robert's grew suddenly into a des-
perate pain..
"Oh, don't --don't," she cried,
with a sob. "He says he will come
hi to -night on his way back from
the hospital, and I—I'11 speak to
him then. I'll tell him what you
have said,"
"Yes, tell him," he said hoarse-
ly. "If he—if he cares at all he
will see, and then he will look after
you. But if he doesn't, Letty?"
"If he doesn't, Jaek—•come
back,"
His whole body trembled for a
moment under the temptation that
assailed him. He struggled hard
with himself. It would have bean
so easy to persuade her now, but
her premise was given to another
man.
"Give him a chance, Letty," he
said, huskily. "He doesn't mean
it, perhaps. Perhaps he's a good
ehap .after all—working hard be-
cause of you."
Letty turned away with her face
hard.
"Jack, Jack," she sobbed, "take
me yourself 1 I don't want to mea-
n him after all. I want to marry
you,,,
Jack slowly, gravely faced her.
"Letty, I luno you 1" he cried.
"I'vee temptedyou to -night. I've
been wrong, 1 had no right to speak
as 1 did; and you must tell Robert
first. It made nie mad to see you
left day by day as you are, with
only your aunt's old housekeeper
to are for you. Lefty, it drove
me crazy; and you must forget all
I said until you have spoken to
Robert. Then—"
"Then 1 Jack, Jack. you'll come
back to morrow i"
"Yes. Ili come back to -morrow,"
he said.
foolish, deer, 1: will marry you as
sawn at I can; only, Iaetty, if you
would only understand how much
auooeosmeans to mel I must get
on, I must carve my way and make
my name."
He stopped abruptly, checked.by
- I know, I know, and I hate it,
she ericd. "It is all you think of
your getting on,' and I'd rather
—oh, I'd rather be the wife of a
oouunon fisherman than the wife of
you whoa you area big man. Oh,
I want you to go—I want yon to
go. I will never marry yon."
He did not go. All thee' he knew
just then wee that this pretty girl
stood between him and his work,
between him and his ambition.
"But whet does it all mean 1" be
asked. "Lesley, you oan't mean
what you say. You are only a bit
upset—a little out of sorts. Look
here, dear; tell me what you want
me to do, and I'll do it. You can't
really mean me to go."
"I do mean it, she cried, and blew with that curious sound from
look --hark I Do you know who this the north. The oarriage slowed up
es coming upstairs' 1 I heard the hall
door open a moment ago below and
Mrs. Harkaway talking to him. Do
you know who be is 1 He is the man
1 want to marry."
Robert made uo reply. He was
taken aback. He looked towards
the door with a grave, set face,
and when it opened and Jack en-
tered he drew a sharp, rasping
breath,
"Very well, Lefty," he said,
quietly. .
And a little. while afterwards she
did. A little while afterwards Rob-
ert Ashley gave her away in earn-
est, and when she and Jack set out
gaily for their yachting and fisb-
ing cruise ho went back to his lone
ly road towards success and fame
and riches.
failed. Every experireent he had
with a sailing -boat of nay own' -T-•''
conducted lied been sneeeesfel, t"But, good lieavena, you could
Be took up a bag of instruments never live on that 1"
which stood on a table and whole. Jack shrugged hie ehonldere,
ed off the oleotyio light. "We managed," he said, "Letty
"Over by the sea wall did you is a brick. She haa
p tta kept y
say she lived '1" ho asked. "Which Peart through the thickest miafor-
bouser tunes. Her courage never failed
"I don't know, air, But she said until Nellie fell i11. Then--"
there was only one •cottage ab that "Then 'you came for me. Why
end mod you couldn't mistake it, ' 'didn't you come before?
Robert frowned. It was surely "Letty wouldn't lot me. She is
impossible that oho could be living Proud, Silo did not want you to
ihi that old, tumble-down ruin oe a know what we had Dons' to, and we
plaee which had once been a fist* shouldu't have aline here if we had
erman's hut, and which was now known you were here. We thought
too damp and dilapidated and rot- Sou were in London, a big man,
ten even for a fisherman 1 Ah I Rebore looked round. The
Ele sat forward in his brougham, light was broadening on the sea,
staring out as he roiled through the The stormy wind was drifting away,
town- towards the cliffs, and the I might have been a big man, he
poor ' end tyhere only fishermen said to himself, if 1 had married
lived. Letty. Now--"
He turned his head, and a soli,:
The wind was blowing strong from
the north, and .lbshermen'a wives =tart' 'horseman galloping over the
lay awake o' nights when the wind rough road attracted hie attention.
"Who hi that?" he asked.
Jack, with heavy oyes that had
had no sleep for nights, turned
elowly,
"Some madman out for a morn-
ing ride," he began. "but," .ho
turned again "you think—you are
III.
"There's a lady to see you, sir."
His housekeeper stood holding
open the door in a gingerly fash-
icn, with a dubious look upon her
face and a certain coldness in her
grey eyes as Robert Ashley lifted
his head.
".A. lady?" he asked. "Tell her
I'm engaged, and that it's not like-
ly that I shall be able to see her to-
night. I might be sent for to the
young Prince at any moment. Ask
her her business."
"Yes, sir." The woman with-
drew. Robert returned to his case
the case of the young Prince who
was staying at the big hotel on the
sea front. He had come there a
few days ago, and it had seemed to
Robert that the luck he had waited
for all his life had come at last,
when the Prince fell ill with diph-
theria. A doctor had been sent for
from town, and that very day there
had ben a special consultation; but
Robert had been the first to be
called in. He was still attending
daily, and it would give him the lift
he wanted the little help he had
'waited for which would put him
in a position to climb the ladder of
fame.
He had never got above the first
rung or two. He had meant to be
top of the tree. But luck had been
against him. He was clever—far
beyond the average, and he never
wasted his time; but he was poor,
and he never had a chance to rise,
and now he was getting old.
Now here, at his very doors, was
the thing he wanted—a bit of good
fortune. If he did well for the
Prince he would make his name at
last,
He turned to his notes on the
case—an ugly ease, and yet, if only
be dared use the knowledge ho be-
lieved he possessed, he might make
England ring with his name.
He drew a deep breath and sigh -
ea impatiently. It was folly even
to think of it ; the boy was a Prince,
and a Prince could not be experi-
mented upon. The other special-
ists would be dead against such a
"I couldn't come, Letty, and proceeding even if he suggested it.
there's an end of it. There was a And yet if they did not the boy
most bothering case at the hospital, must die:
It baffled everybody, including old He turned sharply. Mrs. Free-
Grigge, and I had to stay and see man was at the door again.
1t out. " "If von please, she won't go. She
"But you promised me you said
you would come—you said that no -
says you'd see her if you knew;
and her name's Stephen, sir; and
thing should keep you. " it's about her child—a girl—dying
"Yes, I know I did, but I cuouldn't "of diphtheria. sir, in a cottage over
help it. It was a =est extraordtn- - the sea wall."
are- case, Letty—a. ,shooting affair, eStephen; Diphtheria!" The
a pistol accident, and the bullet had two names got jumbled up in his
lodged in the left side just above thoughts. He stood staring at his
the heart—half in. half out of housekeeper so sternly that she be-
the--" gen to apologize at once.
"Olt, don't tell me about such; "I did me best to get rid of her,
things.' Leity roan:p>ea tar feet; air; but she says it's desperate;
suddenly. "1 hat' there. I am she says tracheotomy was performed
sick of them—of er:uhieg—of you on the child three beers ago and
and your sill, h -nmtel awl I dont' that she's sinking fast. She came
want tai marry c.:,u--I eaeit to give tr, ask you of your charity, sir—"
you up."
Robert Ashley stared at her for
a moment dully, then 'sleety rose
to his feet.
"Do you mean that, Letty l" he to have the carriage ready at once.
asked, in a still, quiet voice. Tell Mee. Stephen I am coming;"
"You know I do, she cried, pas- The door closed silently and
sionately. "You moat know that swiftly, and for a moment Robert
do. Any woman would if the had
been treated as I have been. Oh,
yes, I'm tired of it all, and I don't
want to marry You."
He stood, feeling baffled and per -
lewd. H i
1d dimly--; He res ze tui y - h , ehad
"My charity !" Robert's voice
was harsh and strained, and Mrs.
Freeman wondered why he laugh-
ed. "My charity 1 ... Tell Jones
steed motionless. For a moment ho
besiteted. Dared he go 1 Stephen!
How the namo made his blood tin-
gle. Dared he risk the life of Let-
ty's child --if it was Letty, and
somehow Ie d t h
t seems o have no
doubt of it. He had heard nothing
and Robert looked out. A low Bela -
entities but lay before them. One.
light showed in a window, but it
was not sufficient to' guide him to
the door, and he stumbled forward,
groping with his hands. f
He knocked, and at the ;soundo
a voice inside he lifted the latch
and looked in.
At first he saw only the confusion
of a sick room, which was a living
room as well. A lamp on a table
threw a patch of light over a dirty
floor and over a child lying across
a couple of chairs beside it.
Robert stepped in, blinkinga lit-
tle at the light, and then suddenly
he became aware that the tall fig-
ure had risen and was facing him
—tire figure and face of Jack Ste-
phen.
• Robert fell back.
"Not your' he Dried.
Jack came forward.
"Thank God you've come," he
Dried, in a husky whisper. "I was
afraid of asking you, but Letty—
Letty couldn't bear it any longer."
He looked round at the child, and
then stretched out bis hand to Rob-
ert.
"You'll help us 1" he said, simply.
Robert stepped forward and sat
down opposite the child.
"Where is Letty l" he asked. "I
didn't dream it was her—I didn't
think—I must have left her behind
on the road."
He stopped; for even as he spoke
a hand was on the latch, and Letty
—breathless, dishevelled, desperate
—rushed in. She gave one glance
•at the child and tore off the. . hat
from her head.
"Thank God it's all right' Rob-
ert will save her," she said.
Robert east a quick glance at her
worn face. How haggard it look-
ed! And Jack—what brought them
there like that/
But he had no time to spare to
ask questions. He bent towards
the child.
"How long ago was tracheotomy
performed, and who performed it?"
Robert asked, whispering.
"Three hours, and by Dr. Thomp-
son, and—and he says there is no-
thing else to be done."
Jack's voice broke. Robert took
his bag and opened ie in silence.
He took out asmall instrument
and a phial. Then with steady
white hands he drew away the sheet
from the child.
Letty's child] And if he failed/
If what he intended to do did not
succeed after all? Letty1 How
her face came in between him and
the child!
His hand did not waver, his face
did not change as lie stooped over
the sick girl. She gave acry as
he touched her and Letty caught
her husband's arm. She gave a
wilder, louder cry presently, and
Jack, putting his hand on Letty's
shoulder, held her hack, and in si-
lence they stood.
Robert put back the sheet and sat
down again,
An hour passed. No one moved,
except every now and, then Robert
to force something from a cup be-
tween the child's lips. The night
grew. Outside the washing sea
wout on with a threatening sound.
Robert started forward presently.
A grey look had crept across the
child's face. Some change was
coming. Letty took a step forward
and Robert locked up.
"Keep still," he said, sternly.
Letty went back to her husband.
Her face was drawn. She threw
out her hands, then suddenly
stumbling to her knees buried her.
taco in her arms across the table.
Jack stood still, upright, rigid,
hie face turned to the motionless
doctor and the child -his darling
child! For a little longer they re-
mained, and then the dawn began
tr. creep across the slay.
Robert lifted his head and bent
to the child again. She was stir-
ring. Her head turned slowly, stiff-
ly on the pillow. Robert held up
his hand and beckoned. He stoop-
ed and held a spoon to her lips.
She opened her eyes and looked at
him. Letty's egos 1
"How is it you are here --like
ppthis?„
done so for some time that pretty Robert stood outside the cottage
Letty Dayfield was not the wife for of her or her husband for years, looking into Jack's face. "Yon can-
e hard-working doctor. Iter small and yet he somehow knew it to be not have lost your moneyl"
erbito hands were always pushed her. "1 have --- every penny, ' said
out to thrust him back, while his Iia trembled suddenly 10 every Tack, "I was ruined through a ace
Whole heart burned and ached to limb, and then his brave grew stern: t faulting solieitnr, and you know I
et on—to sucoeecd and become a Letty's child! Dared he? Yet was neves learnt a trade --I was gond
But What of you, Letty 1 leihat
oats you dol Oh, no, no, don't be
ig man, be not !sortainof the result] Was. fur nothing. and se we drifted
if'
sure about Nellieii She'll be all
right l"
"Yes, yes, now," answered Rob•
art, "I shall be back again in an
hour or two to toe what—halloa ""
The horseman, dashing up, loan'
forward over his perspiring horsi.
"Ter. Ashley?" he cried.
"Yes—yes."
"Then come to the Prince at
onee. Sir Joseph Honnibrook has
met with an accident, and no other
doctor can be got from London For
several hours, and you are to at-
tend to the Prince. He is sinking
fast."
Robert sprang into. his-brough•
am.
s * * * *
"And the, Prince did live, after.
all—didn't he, uncle2"
"Yea, darling,"
"And tthat's why you are Sir
Robert, isn't its"
"Yes, darling, I expect it is."
"Well—and what did you get for
saving me?"
Robert turned to the child at his
side and took her face between his
hands.
"I got," ho said, "what is worth
more than fame or successor rich-
es, if men only knew it—love l"
Nellie nestled up to him.
"You couldn't do without me,
could you?"
"Heaven knows I couldn't," nee
answered.
"And daddy and mother—well,
they think a lot of won too. You
know, mother said you saved me
and her too because you put dadd,?
on his feet. And I don't under-
stand that at all. Wasn't he beta
with feet, uncle?"
Sir Robert Ashley laughed, awl
patted the child's cheek.
"Your mother's a goose," he
said; "because if she hadn't fetch-
ed me bo you that night I should
nevere have dared to treat the
Prince as I did; and then I
shiuldn't have become famous, and
1 shouldn't have been able to in-
troduce your father's invention to
Lord Plower, who called me in im-
mediately afterwards; and then
your father wouldn't have been the
big man he is either. It's all your
mother's doings, girlie."
"Well, mother's very clever,"
said the child, with a sigh.
"She's better than that," said
Sir Robert Ashley; "she's pod."
—London Tit -Bits.
EATING IN OLDEN DAYS.
Guests Were Required to be Sober
on Arrival at Feast.
Even at so late a period as the
restoration, 1660, it was the -custom
for guests to take their own knives
and forks to an English banquet.
The London Chronicle remarks : -
"Pepys records that he did this
when he went to the Lord Mayor's
feast in the Guildhall. In the pre-
vious reign the lord chamiserlain.
had found it necessary to issue re-
gulations for the benefit of officers
invited to dine at the royal table.
They were required to wear clean
boots, nob to be half-drunk on
their arrival, nob to drink more
than one goblet to every two.dish-
es, not to throw the bones under.
the table, nor to lick their fingers.
"The Stuarts undoubtedly d
much to refine English table man-
ners for it was one of the points
admired in Mary Queen of Scots
that the customs she introduced
from Franco made her court and
royal banquets more exquisite and
genteel than those of her rival,
Queen Elizabeth, As forks came
into use the old-time importance of
the table napkin began to wane.
From beinga necessity ib became a
luxury, on the fastidious use of
which etiquette has ab various times
placed stnarg lir( 1 dad. -edam dated
placed strange values.
"Under the third empire in
France St. Beeve brought disgrace
upon himself because at breakfast:
at the Tuilerieshe carelessly open-
ed his napkin and placed it over his
knees, ` To this he .added the crime
of cutting lis egg in two at the
twiddle. Court etiquette prescrib-
ed that the half -folded napkin should
lie on the left knee, and the top of
the egg was to be merely broken
with the edge of the spoon and
drained with the Lip of the spoon.
"For his faili'tgc in these respects
he a fool to imagine, for a tnement' down - is' this, A11 1 am good for 101St. Beuve's name was, struck off
that he wearer rail ETe had never to fish and Shoot, and I thought—! the imperial vieiting list.,r
CI.iINES'E NATIVE SOLDIERS
Possess '1'i'enllerful Endurance ---
.ti1,.rmy 4tlieee's Opinion,
One of rho greatest assets pos-
sessed by Chineee ae soldiers is in
their marching pewee; another is
their Ability to manage with the
smallest amount of transport <M-
ing to the hardy outdoor life and
climate to which they are accustom-
ed, and tai the feet that they live
almost entirely en rice, writes Ma-
jor C, D. Braes in the United Ser-
vice Magazine. Two other points
in their favor are that they have no
oasts' prejudices, and have already
learned the vietue of discipline be-
fore they enlist. Drunkenness is
praotically unknown among them,
but they have the national failings
of gambling and opium smoking.
Illy own experience leads me to
class most native soldiers as grown-
up-childrenand perhaps the most
childlike is the Chinaman. All the
traits which have to be studied in
dealing with children are so many
keys to open the door to under-
standing their nature. Most amene
able to kindness, he is at tiniest quite
capable of taking advantage of it,
Firmness ho not only appreciates
but prefers; that is, onee he rea-
lizes, as boys say, that it is no use
to "try on." Above all, he admires
and will do 'anything for those
whom he realizes are trying in-
variably
n
variably to be just to him. Whe-
ther
he
ther gratitude is to be set down as
a -characteristic opinions may differ.
My own is that lee has it, and
would exhibit it more often did net
the hide -bound conventions by
which Chinese unwritten law aux-
rounds him make it sometimesnear-
ly impossible. Whatever feelings
may remain. in the hearts of those
whose fate it has to go through the.
unique experience of serving bis.
Gracious Majesty as soldiers in the
late Chinese Regiment of Infantry,
T feel that I am on sure ground in
saying that the memories of those
who trained them' will long retain
the happiest recollections of the
trials through which officers and.
men passed together.
LUCK IN A SNEEZE.
Bridegroom WVho Sneezed was its'-
garded happy.
During the Middle Ages Italy was
devastated by an epidemic which
seemed to have sneezing as its fa-
tal symptom. Straightway a.
sneeze was considered evidence of
approaching death.
In somewhat earlier times the
luck or ill luck of a sneeze was de-
pendent upon the side toward
which it was directed. The right
side was considered lucky, the left
unlucky. A sneeze was heard on
the right on one of the ships be-
fore the battle of Salamis and it
was considered a lucky omen.
Xenophon° considered a sneeze
from one of his soldiers a signifi-
cant prophecy of victory.
Theocritus stated that a bride-
groom who sneezed was sure to be
happy and lucky, while Catul us
declared it a good omen if two lov-
ers sneezed.
In the olden days if a man sneez-
ed while dressing he went back to
bed again before completing his
toilet and the captain of a vessel
would delay his voyage if one of his
sailors sneezed while weighing an-
chor.
At the present time there seems
to be a superstition to the effect
that a sneeze before breakfast indi-
cates the reception of a present be-
fore the week is out. A sneeze on
Sunday, it is said, is au assurance
that you will meet your true love
before the end of the week. On
Monday ib means danger; on Tues-
day that you will be introduced to
a stranger; on Wednesday a letter
and on Thursday something better,
There is ;but one omen concerning
snoozing that is undeniable, and
that is that the sneezer either has
a cold or is catching one.
TOOTHBLAOK TWO CENTS.
As we have bootblacks in this:
country, so in the Sunda islands,
they have toothblacks. These
toothblacks are old women, with
pots of black paint, books of gold -
leaf, and vegetable -brushes. From
but to hitt they pass, and for a
small foe—a yam, a- bunch of bee
nanas, three cocoanuts—they paint
the Sunda islanders' teeth a glisten-
ing black—all but two front teeth.
These they gild. And the Sunda
islander thereafter goes about with
a self-conscious smile, revealing a
symphony in black and gold 1 Col-
oring teeth is a common trick
among the semi -civilized. In Ma-
cassar, dark brown is the popular
hue, and in Japan, among the poor
classes, the teeth of wives are
painted black.
MAN MEEK M N RETORTSS.
"Fountainp ens," snapped the
nagging wife, "remind me of Some
husbands,"
"What is the resemblancel" ven.
Lured the meek little man
."Expensive, can't be tiepog
upon, won't work, and half
time they aro broke."
"That's pretty rough? Martha,
but you wouldn't compare et faun.
tain pen with some womee."
"I guess not,"
"No; a fountain pen will dry up
and some wives wort t,
And n �def
A d the he ma or the weeds,
i;
o ds.
RAGE 01' mammas.
Australia !ta Mules Her Boys PHI
Olds Fit,
Before embarking upon any, of,bho
projeots for modified oonseriptlon,
or univorsal training for the de,
fenoe of the Commonwealth, the
Australian Cioverninent, says a
oorrospondont of The London
Chronicle, is wisely eoneidering the
foundation of all national defence
the physical training of all the
ehildren of titin young Dominion.
The Labor Governmentbegan,
and its suooeseors are to carry to
fruition, a' groat scheme which
will pub every girl and boy in Au-
stralia up to the ago of twelve or
fourteen through a course of oath -
fully graded physical training, In
the ease of girls this training is in-
tended to wafer the ordinary be-
pefits of health, sound develop-
ment and a hardiness which in bhe.
eyes of an older generation-inigltt
be unattractive. In the case of
boys, however, it is intended to
form the basis upon which more
technical training in senior cadet
cops, and, later inn militia, infant-
ry and light horsecorps can be
built.
The scheme has received the gen-
eral approval of the Deakin-Oook
Government. For au expenditure
of 24,000, spread over three years,
it will provide Australia with a
body of physical training teachers
and experts, working under Feder-
al ooutrol, and capable of instruc-
ting hundreds of thousands of Au-
stralian children oath week.
The machinery is to include per-
manent training centres for instruc-
tors and school teachers in each of
of the six States.' The co-ordinatiirn:
of the system of medical inspection
of .children now being introduced
into Government schools, with -the
national physical training systole,
is also proposed.
The scheme is well received by
the Teeple.
' WHALE SRTANGLED ITSELF.
Cause of the" Trouble to the Tele-
graph Cable.
From Seattle comes a remarkable
story, brought into port by the
cable repair ship Burnside, The
Burnside had been sent north along
the coast of Alaska 'to 'repair the
cable, because during the last win-
ter difficulty had been experienced
in sending and receiving messages:
The vessel picked up the cable
connecting Valdez and Sitka a few
utiles off Cook Inlet not far horn
Sitka. The craw never had such a
time hauling a cable on board as
they did that day on the Alaska
coast. Finally the cause of the
great weight was found. .
Some time during the winter a
whale, feeding on the bottom of the
ocean, with wide-open mouth col -
listed with the wire rope.
Unable to shake the big wire from
the mass of whalebone rn its jaws,
the big fish "turned turtle," rolled
over once, turned round, rolled
again and dived.
In these few moments the fish
proved himself his own hangman,
fur the cable was twisted tighter
about the head of the whale than
any mortal could have twisted it
with the most powerful machinery,
The whale, drowned and the car-
cass was devoured on the bottom
of the ocean by other fish. The
Brew of the Burnside hauled up an
immense load of whalebone, and
found a great twist in the govern-
ment cable that had been the cause
of the unusual difficulty in sending
messages to and from Dither end
of the rope.
ONLY MADE THE FIRE.
An Irish lawyer who used to have
an extensive practice in the crim-
inal courts. was once engaged to de-
fend a Jew charged with setting fire
to his shop. He felt so confident
of being able to hays his client ac-
quitted that be put him in the wit-
ness box.
"Now, my good man," he began,
""remember you are on your. oath..
You stand here charged with a ter-
rible grime, I want you to look the
jurymen in the face and tell thein
you are not guilty of this cowardly
deed. Are you or are you not guil-
ty -of this charge of arson?
The Jew, who had never heard
the word arson used before, and
thinking it was ,soma now charge,
tried to save himself. Ina thor-
mighly frightened tone he answer
ed : "No, your honor, I am not
guilty of arson. All I done vos to
make der fire,"
BLACK IRISH BULLS.
An Irishman excused himself
from going to church by saying lie
had such an excellent telescope that
with it lie could bring the church
so wear he, could hear the organ
playing. ]t was Pat who observed,
after watching two men shoot at
air eagle and kill it, that they
alight have saved the powder and
shob, as the fall alone would have
killed the bird, And it was Pat
again, who telling a story as., ori -
genal and being informed by one
of his auditors that he had read
it in the translation of the Latin
work, pried out: "Confound those
nelents 1 They are always steal-
ing one's good thoughts,"
—di--
A
di A dead beat always gets more
credit than he deserves,
And occasionally a man throws
oft trouble by putting on a bold
front.
GATE OF AFGHANISTAN
farm II/STORY 011' 911114
I111Y11B1l PASS,
alt is the Cbiol Caravan and 'Trade
Route Between milia autl
Afghanistan.
The history of the Khyber Pass
is practically the story of Anglo -
Afghan relations, and it has been
the scene of some of the most thril-
ling scenes in the history of tho
British Empire.
Great Britain commenced seri-
ous interference ire.. Afghanistan
about eighty years :ago, when she
took Shah Sujalt under her' wing.
Almost immediately the Khyber
tribes began to give trouble, they
were dissatisfied with the amount
of annual blackmail paid them for
the right of way through the Pass.
It appeared that when the Shah
-was a fugitive they had concealed.
and protected him, and in return •
he promised them a subsidy. Their
demands not being satisfied, the
tribes rose, and there was a good
deal of fighting round Ali Musjid,
a fort that was regarded as the key
of the gloomy defile. From that time
onward it is a,tale of British poli-
tical missions, murder, guerilla
warfare, . and punitive expeditions.
By the end of 1841 the British oe-
oupatior of Afghanistan had re-
sulted in the murder of Sir Alex-
ander Burnes, Sir William Mao-
naghten, and a number of other
British officials. It was decided.
that the country
MUST BE EVACUATED.
The evacuation began on a dreary
winter morning in January, 1842,
The snow lay deep on the ground
when the troops, with their wivea
and children, set off- on their jour-
ney.
It was related afterwards that
the Afghan ohiefs had sworn to an-
nihilate every soldier of the Brit-
iali army with.tho exception of one
who was to be spared that he migbt
tell the story of the massacre of all
his comrades.: The oath was ful
filled with relentless fidelity. 01
nearly four thousand •soldiers and
twelve thousand camp followers,
only. Dr. Brydono'.and four or five
natives escaped massacre.
The details of the retreat are
horrifying. Baggage abandoned to
the pursuing Afghans; soldiers
slaughtered and plundered as they
fell from the ranks; babies desert-
ed in the snow. by their mothers,
themselves dying,
Relief expeditions were sent from
India across the Khyber. That led
by Wild, owing to the desertion of
some of bis native troops, failed to
cross the pass, and it was not un-
til April that Sir George Pollock
forced his way across at the head
of a British fore; defeated the Af-
ghans, and rescued Lady Sale and
others who had been kept prison -
iris in Kabul.
After inflicting punishment on the
Afghans, General Pollock again
left Afghanistan to its fate. Dur-
ing the years .that followed, Rus-
sian agents began to have .too much
influence in the eountry, and it was
decided to ,send another British
Mission to the Ameer,
Sir Neville Chamberlain started
from Peshawar, but half -way across
the pass, at the fort of Ali Musjid;
he was stopped, and
COMPELLED TO RETIRE.
A few months later he attacked and
occupied the fort. Then he march,
td into Afghanistan.
A treaty was made with the Af-
ghans in May, 1879, and in June
Chamberlain and his army retired,.
Next month Sir Louis Cavagnarf
and a.Britieh escort were honorab-
ly received at Kabul, but by the
middle of August the mission had
been massacred.
Puniishment was again inflicted,
and the Bretish tools possession of
the Pass, But to this day those
who use the .pass in travelling be-
tween India and Afghanistan are
at the mercy of innumerable war-
like hill tribes.
The Viceroy, Lord Lansdowne,
rode through the Pass -in 1889; and
10 thefollowingyearitwas visited
by Prince Albert Victor of Wales
(the late Duke of Clarence), Tho
lastRoyalvisitors to the Pass were
the Dtike and Duchess cf Con-
naught,
NOW THEY DON'T SPEAR.
Sanderson was on a visit to Simp-
kins, and, in due course, natural-
ly, lie was shown the family album,
"Yes," said 'Simpkins, as he
turned the leaves, "that's my wife's
second cousin's Atint Susan. Poor
old soul I She had the most remark-
able nose I ever saw, It was the.
shape of a note of interrogation.,
And that's Cousin James; and
thate,pp a friend of ours; and that-
A,h (now, who do you think that '
ts4
"Don't know,' said sSanderson.
"Well, that's my wily, s first hus-
band, nny boy]"
e
nc l ljiiin-
t what' a c, t
cJ
l
less -looking ass l n a
But, excuse nuc,
old fellow, I didn't know your wife
was a widow when you married
iter," -
"She asu't1" said Simpkins stiff-
ly, "That, sir, is a portrait of my
sell at +Jho aga of ttvent,Y.