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"What I says, Mr. Giles, is this
vVhat'a it matter If they're Eue-
;Deb, or l reuoh, or German so long
as I gots my wages regular every
• eaterxtey, They saga to me, '1)o
;your work and don't ask any ques-
tionea anti l does it. Now, if I'd
seen 'em, makingguns or bombs
,and thrargs, I'd toll them up at the
police -station pretty sharp, but all
I've seed 'em doing is mucici•9g
.bbleeds '
a aut wi' i ns sand satin' tatoi's.
There ain't no 'arni in that, is
there 'Pi
Mr, Giles and four or five other
a'egulars who were .sitting in the
snug parlor of "The Artichoke" ap
parently had no answer to give at
the moment, •for silence, save Por
-the occasional setting down of an
-empty tankard, fell upon the little
party.
The trouble was that "Silly
Sam," as he was . locally called,
lending that nobody else in the .d:s-
trict was over-anxious to have his
:not highly valuable services, had
taken up a job at Sansome's Farm:
and Sansome's Farm, in spite of
its English name, was tenanted by
three foreign farmers, who were
cordially disliked by the inhale,
tants of the little Berkshire vil-
lage of Chugleigh.
Not that Chugleigh really had
Anything against the foreigners
Their only crime, apparently, was
that they never came for an leanest
glass to "The Artichoke, ' they
never mixed with the other fa•r,ners
of the disrtrict at the neighs ,ring
market town, they once souacliy
rated one of the laborers' wives for
taking a short cut across their
tneadows, and lastly, and worst
crime of all, nobody knew anything
about their business.
They .never seemed to sell any
farm produce, and it was stated
that the farm land was goiug to
rack and ruin. So it was that a Len
Silly Sam took on the job of odd
man there, he came in for the re-
proaches of the entire village.
However, Silly Sam now .laving
explained the situation so lucidly,
there was nothing more to be said,
and conversation soon turned up-
on the small local happenings
which had found notice in thsir
weekly country newspaper.
These had no interest for awn,
and, having spent his last coin, he
lit a very black clay pipe and saun-
tered out into the village street.
And there this story might have
ended but for the fact that the gos •
sips at "The Artichoke" had not
bad their conversation to there -
selves.
It was this seemingly insignificant
fact that saved Greatt Britain from
one of the most far-reaching and
terrible disasters that it has ever
been her fate to endure, A con-
versation among yokels in a little
country public -house which preven-
ted the overthrow of the British
Empire.
• is * s
Charlie Summers was a. second
division clerk in the Board of Ag-
riculture. Incessant work among
statistics of Swine Fever and Foot
and Mouth Disease gets very mono-
tonous, however enthusiastic a
worker may be, and it was always
with keen enjoyment that Summers
got•out his bicycle on Saturday
afternoons for a run into the coun•
try,
He had often been to Chugleigh
before,. for it was one of the pen -
Hest villages for many miles round
London. Moreover, "The Arti-
choke" was his favorite resting
place. But on this occasion the dis-
cussion about Sam's berth had in-
Itere.sted him, and before leaving
hashed asked nine •host a few quer-
,tions about the saran a farmers,
and had inquired casually in what
direction Sansome's Farm might
leo.
He decided that it might perhaps
be worth his while to cycle dott•c
there to have a look at the place.
For Sam's remark about them
"mucking about wi' insects" had
startled Summers, and made bis:
keenly alive to all sorts of possib:ll-
tices in the situation.
True, they night be butterfly col
lectors, or even breeders of butter-
flies,
Again, they might be breeders of
silkworms; but why take a big farm
for the purpose, particularly as h;
had found out that there were nt
mulberry trees in the district.
Plainly, it was a mystery, ami.
Sunitners wanted to solve it.
Ten minutes' ride brought bin'
to the place, .a big, old-fashioned
farmhouse, forming ane side of a
square of bu.ildiegs. The other
three sides were catnposed of bairn,
stables, and cow -sheds, the four
Odes inelosing a big yard, about
which a few stray fowls were search
ing for grains of corn that weren't
there.
Going up to the gate, Sumtnei s
peered aver. He had decided that
he was badly in need of a glass of
milk should any questioner appear,
but was at ounce obvious that
neither cows iior horses formed part
of the menage of Someone's Farm.
Quietly, yet apparently cereal qt-
ly, he opened the gate anti tudlvn,tir-
ea to the hous.o• Nobody seemed
to be about, so be walked over to
the sta,bdea. Nota soul was to be
seen, but in one corner of the stable
was a huge pile of green stuff—po,
tato haulm, eabbege leaves, and
other leaves all mixed up together
Could this be the insects' foori ?
Then 3 t l t
ey exceptionally tionall big
Appetites,
He passed on to the barns t1r
big doors of which were open jus
a few inches, and a wondrous sigh
met his glee,
The barn was full from end to eu
with queer -looking cages nla<l
mostly of thin wire gauze.
Each gage was about twelve fee'
long by seven or eight feet wide
and the interiors wore one moven
mass of life, Suddenly ho sv.
knocked sprawling to the ground
and a flood of German oaths were
•
hurled at .him. Quickly regaining
his feet, he was about to deman
an apology, when an aniinou
growling from a, huge 'mastiff at
his esseilant's side froze the words
on his lips.
At the same time the German's
anger seemed to vanish, He was
full of apologies. He begged a
largo number of pardons for his
stupidity in mistaking Summersfor
a tramp, but really they were so
pestered with these vagrants, who
wandered all over the place, that
he had meant to teach this one "a
lesson.
Could he do anything for his
guest 1 A glass of milk? He was
afraid that was the one thing he
was unable to supply, but Back's
Farm, half a mile down the land,
usually had plenty.
He trusted Summers was not
hurt, and, with an elaborate bt.w,
he wished Summers "Good -day."
Summers smiled pleasantly as he
passed through the farmyard, but
his face took on a very different
expression as soon as he regained
the road.
For the short glance he had had
at the occupants of the barn had
confirmed all his suspicions.
Of one thing he was certain — a
number of those huge cages con-
tained literally masses of the dread-
ed Colorado beetle. He had caught
sight of their peculiar orange and
black coloring, and had no doubb
about it.
Now the Colorado beetle is so
terrible an enemy to growing crops,
and multiplies with such exeraor-
di.nary rapidity, that it is an of-
fence punisheable by prison for
anyone in this country to be in pos-
session of a single live specimen in
any form whatever, whether in the
shape of egg, grub, or complete
beetle.
And here was a man breeding
thousands and thousands of them.
For what passible purpose could
this be other than the devastating
of the whole country with the
scourge.
But Summers had seen more than
that. Other cages had contained
thousands of locusts, and every-
body knows how absolutely bare of
every green thing a plague of lo-
custs will leave a country.
No need to speculate now for
what purpose were the huge piles
of green stuff he had seen in the
stable.
This was a terrible plot—possibly
an official German plot—and the
game would be to release these ter•
rible scourges as soon as the wea-
ther was sufficiently warm, and
when the whole •country was at its
wits' end with this appalling visi-
tation, then would be Germany's
moment to strike that blow for
which the German people are work-
ing and toiling and living.
All these thoughts crowded
through Summers' brain as he ped-
alled back to town.
Clearly something must be done
at once. It'was now Saturday ev-
ening ; it was not even safe to wait -
till Monday morning, so Summers
rode straight to the private house
of his chief and asked to see him
on important and urgent business.
The chief, looking very surprised
and a trifle annoyed at the intru-
sion, came out to the library, but
before be could open his mouth
Charlie was pouring out his extra-
ordinary story.
''You're sure of this, Summers?"
he inquired at the conclusion of
the story. -
"Then we must act at once," he
said.
Very soon telephone messages
were flying hither and thither, and
Summers himself was sent with a
private letter to a high official at
Scotland Yard,
No definite action could be taken
that night, but at eight o'clock next
morning a determined little band of
picked Scotland Yard .men, each
armed with a heavy Colt revolver,
were tramping along the road be-
tween Chugleigh and Sansome's
Farm.
Summers with them to act as
guide.
They soon reached the farm,
which appeared to be as deserted
7)8 CVer.
According to the arranged plans,
four of the men walked straight• up
to the barn -doors, and, making
sure there was no one inside, closed
the doors and stood on guard.
Two of the party then approached
the entrance to the farmhouse and
tapped alt the door,
Instantly it was opened, and two
huge mastiffs flew straight at their
throats,
At the same time the three Ger-
mins dashed out, ca•oh with a, re-
volver in his hendh
13u1 new the remaining two Sant
lnncl 1'n rd num rushed to the ros-
atn 1't.;lr two comrades had
t
a
0
as
d
gone down before the onslaught of
the doge
es though
they had heels
felled by a pole oxo.
Immediately the revolvers rang
out, and beth the doge end one of
the guard over the barn -doors
cam, tin
p 'Wielding to the noun d,
gg
All this time Sutntners had stood
at the gate watehipg, but this feri-
eus'fXght was too good to be missed.
He threw himself into,the thick of
it, and the guttural curses of the
struggling Germans, the groans of
the
two men on the ground whom
he
dogs had mauled, and the
growls and screams.' of the dying
mastiffs made up a scene calculat-
ed to remain in Summers' memory
for many a long year.
But, numbers, as usual 'had told. three ree Germans were no match
for the six who had tackled them,
and the fight, though a fierce one,
wait •noon over
Bound hand and foot, the farm -
ere lay in their own yard, one of
the men mounting guard over them,
when, very much to. his astonish-
ment, Silly Sam appeared from ap-
parently nowhere, and ,stared open-
mouthed at the Beene before him.
He was immediately sent to get
a doctor to attend to the injured
men, while Summers and the other
men made a tour of exploration
dyer the farm.
Inside the barn were initially
millions of the beetles and the lo-
custs, hot water pipes having been
;fixed up to keep the .place at a
high temperature.
Indoors, documents signed by
high German officials left no doubt
as to the realness of the plot. Tn
a month from the releasing of these
terrible scourges the first trans-
port of German troops were to be
landed on British shores.
But now the bern was piled up
inside with straw, and in a very
few minutes was a mass of flame.
A-eamparatively small coniiagra-
tion perhaps, but one which saved
Britain from. being humbled to the
dust.
No word of the story came out
in the papers, but a few days later
three heavily -manacled Germans
entered a British penal colony, from
which they are not likely to emerge
in a hurry.
As for Summers, a subsequent in-
terview with his chief led to an un-
expected advance in his .position,
and one of his most treasured pos-
sessions' is a solid gold cigarette -
ease sent to him with a gracious
little note from His Majesty, The
case is adorned with the Royal arms
and is simply inscribed : "For ser-
vices rendered.''—Pearson's Week-
ly.
JAPAN AFTER BUSINESS.
Building in Tokio Has 25,000 Sanm-
plos of Goods.
Japan is establishing commercial
bureau, and museums throughout
the far east. There are now about
forty of these, including many in
alien. One is located in Korea,
another in Singapore, acrd a third
at Bombay. Similar museums have
been started in Hankow, Chung-
king, Shasi and elsewhere in China,
and one was recently opened in
Bangkok. 0f the local institu-
tions, the largest are in the big
cities of Tokio and Osaka, writes a
correspondent at Tokio.
I visited the Tokio museum the
other day. It takes up the better
part of a large three-storey build-
ing, and it has about 25,000 samples
of foreign and native -made goods.
It is something like the Commer-
cial Museum in Philadelphia, save
that it is larger and more like an
exposition. It contains all kinds of
foreign raw materials and manufac-
tured products, shown side by side
with those of Japan. There is
Japanese lacquer made in Germany
side by side with the beautiful na-
tive product, which is worth its
weight in gold and which no Euro-
pean artist can copy. There are
Japanese clocks and watches, and
even Japanese pearls. The latter
are magnificent, and they are home-
made?
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DISEASE-FREE MILK.
Infant Lives Saved Wherever Pas-
teurized Milk is Used.
Wherever pasteurized milk has
been used infant lives have boeu
saved. In Germany this effective
method of insuring disease-free
milk is employed on a large scale.
And Chicago compels pasteuriza-
tion of all uncertified milk brought
to the city. The federal health
authorities have indorsed it, and
great scientific bodies have given
their approval,
In New York it is not disputed
that large quantities of contamin-
ated milk are daily received.
Sourcesof supply and points of dis-
tribution are so numerous that any
thing.like adequate inspection is im-
practicable. The only safe -guard
is to see that all the milk not actual-
ly certified as clean and whole-
some is freed from dangerous germs
by the simple process of which has
been found to yield such admirable
results,' One private citizen of New
York, Nathan Straus, bas demon-
strated this is the most practical
fashign by establishing and main-
taining .depots
aintaining_depots Inc distribittaon of
pasteurized milk to no less than
29;000 children a day, among whom
the death tads: is very such lower
than in districts not reached by his
beneficence.
No matter how great t'lei fry :u+ -
age of a Melts,. the bankgron-:,1
only a yard wide.
11i1RE ANp'1'$171177,
Notes of Interest ficin the Pour
Quartette of the Glebe.
There are eo convents in Norway.
France's total wealth X
ax10,8Q
,-
000 000,
`There •ere over 2,000 motor -Dabs
ie. London.
Seven thousand British slbjects
are born at Ape every year.
Three million needles is the daily
consumption of the world.
The !total area of the British
Isles le 120,079 square miles,
The music of "Home, Sweet
Home" is probably Sicilian,
Mr, Taft is :the twenty-sixth Iaro-
itudent of the United ,States;
It is estimated that the world G,s
seventy-two million years old.
A man hand is, on an average,
1 3-4 inches longer than that of a
woman,
Japanese dead .are buried in a
squatting pasture, chin upon knees.
The shortest will on record con-
sisted of only three words --"All to
wife."
It is estimated that the area of.
first -plass timber in. Mexicois
twenty-five million acres..
Oil was used for burning in lamps
as early as ,the spoch of Abraham,
about 1921 B. 0.
In London,. property to the value
of 4;1,083,393,000 is insured against
fixe.
At the funeral of an unmarried
woman in Brazil the mourning col-
or is scarlet.
One-seventh of the foreign com-
merce of Great Britain passes
through the Suez Canal,
Three American Presidents have
been assassinated—Lincoln, Gar-
field and McKinley.
Of the 305,488 persons married
in England and Wales in 1850, 118,-
171 could not write.
More than fifty million square
miles of the world'•s surface is tak-
en up by the Pacific Ocean.
Blue, yellow, green and red are
the colons of the new banknotes to
be issued by the Bank of France.
Of 1,000 parts of the moon, 576
are visible to us on the earth; 424
parts remain hidden to man's eyes.
One estate belonging to the Ozer
covers 100,000,000 acres, or about
three times the area .7)f England.
Special railway carriages for dogs
fitted with hot-water pipes and mat-
tresses, are to be provided in Prus-
sia.
30,000 feet is the greatest depth
of the Paoifie ; 27,366 feet of the At-
lantic; Southern • Ocean, 25,200 feet;
Indian Ocean, 18,582 feet; Arctic
Ocean, 9,000 feet.
Milk, taken in large quantities
from a neighboring dairy, was used
to extinguish a fire in Sh•apperton,
Victoria, recently, the water sup-
ply having given out.
The Sahara is not such a. barren
place after all. Some time ago
there were 9,000,000 .sheep in the
Augerian Sahara alone, 2,7)00,000
goats, and 260,000 camels. It is
estimated that the oases of this des-
ert contain 1,500,000 date -palms.
BRETON PEASANT'S HOME.
White Coif of Mistress, Burnished
Brass, Beautify Poorest.
The Breton peasant has some
oharming qualities=courtesy, good
humor, detachment from the pro-
saic side of life—but the virtue of
cleanliness is not for him. The cot-
tages are frequently vexy dirty and
the approach to them is sometimes
over a pile of refuse. There is no-
thing of luxury in a cottage inter-
ior, but you may generally count
on two things to beautify the poor-
est. One is the white coif of its
mistress (always spotless., however
dirty any thing else may be)., and
the other is the brass trimming of
the armoire usually polished to a
degree of brightness that is posi-
tively dazzling. Same of these ar-
moires are really beautiful, with
elaborately carved panels, and in
many cases are heirlooms that have
been in the family for generations.
When there are the beds—one of
them, of which the mistress is very
proud, will be modern, with coarse
Nottingham lace curtains draped
over it.
You give it a few complimentary
words rn order to satisfy its own-
ers, but what you really want to see
it the "lit-clos" in the far corner,'
and if it is a "lit eros a deux eages"
you are mare• than content. Some
of these "lib otos" are things of
great beauty, like the a-rmaires,
and the carvings on the sliding
panels are enough to make a col-
lector green with envy. But imag-
ine how :stuffy they must be to sleep
in—and in winter the panels are
shut. One day I was expressing
my admiration of a certain "a-
dios" when madame pulled the slid-
ing panels apart and revealed the
figure of her husband sleepily rub-
bing his eyes and wanting to know
what was the matter.
KNEW THE ROPES.
"What do yoti say to a young
lady at a dance?" queried the youth
who was about to attend his first
ball.
"Oh," replied the 'society man,
"talk to her about her beauty."
"But siuppose she hasn't tiny 1"
said the youth.
"in that case." ,rejoined the
aueietymin, "tells to her about the
ttg,inciis of the other girls present."
et Hate a pretty sharp remark
1, err n slow man to the quick.
PERSONAL 1!'ARAQIIA.f.#Jif,$. •
Interesting Notes About Sense of
the Wor'ld's Great People.
Count Tolstoy, the great disciple
ot rt
n 3'e' e
rr alsian hes as unique , a i..
e e,
q
m
rhod
of training his children. Two
of his sons once showed thole' die-
epprovel of a lady who was aiming
at their father''e house by going into
Another room and imitating her not
very beautiful voice, The Count
followed them and asked if they
were mocking his guest. "Yes,,,
was the reply, "but why does she
howl 'so?" "Well," said Tolstoy,
"if you wish to protest against leer
singing, either go outside for the
purpose, or else come into the room
where siie is singing and toll every-
one you don't like it. That would
be rude; but, at least, it would be
upright and honest."
Lord Cromer, "the man of the
five hand and the velvet glove," is
a great etudent of ancient lore. He
reads Cicero in the original, knows
all that Herodotus;hall to say about
Egypt,, and is intimate with the in-
trioaeies of the Book of Job.. He
is, of course, an Egyptologist, Otto
his •collection of Egyptian and Sou.
(Lanese arms, amulets, ornaments,
head-dresses, and eurioe of a.,
kinds tvauld make a profeseor dance
with envy, His knowledge of the
English poets is remarkable; but,
while he is by no means a denouncer
of the theatre, he has a strong ob
]action to the "problem play," and
has been known to oram a "woman
novel" into the fire to get it out
of the way. He is a man of many
clubs, and is ono of the most cul-
tured and respected gentleman in
England to -day.
These are few more demonoratio
monarchs alive today than King
Victor of Italy. He. is very fond
of going out chamois -hunting, quite
unattended, and one day he met
with an amusing experience. He
had shot a chamois, and .a peasant
boy, who had neon the animal fall,
offered to go and fetch it. The
King thanked him, but the lad in.
spired what was to be his reward.
"Well,. what do you want?" asked
King Victor. "A franc and half
your luncheon," was the reply. The
bargain was struck, and the pea -
sent went off and fetched the dead
chamois. The King .handed him a
frame and proceeded to divide his
lunch into two equal portions. But
the peasant turned away in con-
tempt, for the royal lunch consisted
only of black bread and a large
raw onion. "Rah!" exclaimed the
boy disdainfully. "I thought you
were a real gentleman, signor, but
I see you are only .a poor beggar
like myself after all!"
Like so many of his .subjects, King
Edward is a great lover of coffee,
and prefers it made altar the Tur-
kish fashion. He is, in fact, quite
a coffee connoisseur, and it was the
excellence of the brand supplied at
Ritter's Park Hotel, Homburg,
which made his Majesty so frequent
a guest there in former days. Now,
however, there is no need for him
to go to Hamburg far the flavor he
fancies; for some time ago Ritter's
coffee -maker Ervin Abraham—was
taken into the King's own Royal
service, and the merry Turk now
Ails the profitable past of coffee -
chef to King Edward. Apart from
his skill over the ooffee-pot, 1tnin
A braham is quite a droll, his quaint
idioms and keen wit frequently
amusing not only the King's en-
tourage, but even his Majesty him-
self.
It is not generally known that
the Khedive of Egypt is a poet of
no mean order—in Arabic, of
course. Those who have read his
verses speak of them with enthusi-
asm. Abbas Hilmi's poetry is me-
lodious, lofty in theme, and full of
allegory, as are most Arabian
poems. In the course of a former
visit to England the Khedive sent
the late Queen Victoria a magni-
ficent bouquet with one of his
poems. Here is a rough paraphrase
o£ one of the verses: "I send you
this bouquet as a testimony of the
love of the Egyptian people. Each
rose, each lily, each jasmine repre-
sents the heart of an Egyptian, and
its perfume is the incense of a
prayer which mounts to Heaven
for thee, 0 powerful Queen, 0 flow-
er of Queens." The Queen had the
poem framed and hung in her bou-
doir.
READY FOR ANYTHING.
A hawker one day entered it busi-
ness man's office and coughed slight-
ly to attract attention, The mer-
chant turned abruptly to the man.
"Well," he asked, "what can I do
for you?"
"I are
travelling," the pedlar
began, "with a patent electric
hair -brush---"
"What do I want with a hair-
brush?" growled the beeines man,
"Can't ou see I'm bald?"
"Your wife, perhaps—"
"Bald, too, except when she's
dressed up."
"Yes, sir. But you may have at
home a little child=
"We have, It's one week old,
and suite bald."
"Of emirs°, nt that age," said.
the necner. 'Bub," he persisted,
perhaps you keen a dog?
"We do," emir the business man,
ha.irlese Chinese dog."
The pedlar dived into nnother
packet.
"In that mase, allow ine," he sail.
"to show you the latest thing in
hair -restorers,"
THE KAISER IN CONTRAST
A. )IJ:7W STUDIES TAXING JUi
ALL 1ROUNl).
Only One Instance of lily Cleve:
uess, Oat 'rheic is Another
Side to the Picture,
A man's character. Dan usually
be summed up i33 the phrase,
"Take hint all round," be is tine,
or that, or the other; but, if there
is one man in Europe ' to whom
you cannot fit a character in this
way, he is the German ''Emperor,
elle Kaiser is °never, one 'man
says, and it is quite` true, as this
storyo
shows. When the ballet
tJoppelia was in rehearsal at the
Opera ,louse, in Berlin, His Ma-
jesty came to see how it was going
on. Things were all at sixes and
sevens and, after he had watched
the meddle for some time, he
mounted the stage and began to
poach the ballet girls in person,
showing a perfect knowledge of
theatrical routine. He then in-
structed the orchestra how the
mean was to be played, taking the
baton out of the conductor's hand
and conducting them himself,
Stage manager, conductor, musi-
cians, actors, actresses, and ballet
girls gazed in astonishment at His
Majesty, whereupon he turned to
them and remar'keu, "Yes, yes, you
may stare at me, but you know that
my interpretation is correct." And,
as a matter of fact, it was, and the
ballet went splendidly.
This is only one instance of the
Kaiser's cleverness in unexpected
places, but; there is another side to
the picture.
GERMAN MONEY FORM.
One of his first aets as sovereign
was to show his illinisters how the
Imperial Arms should be printed,
but after it had been in use for
some time an antiquary of great
learning proved that the new design
was not only wrong, but even hum-
iliating to the Kaiser. At the same
time, His Majesty "sub -edited" the
German money order form in such
a way that the public could make
neither head nor tail of it, and
thousands of pounds' worth of un-
issued forms had to be destroyed.
Then he is kind-hearted, and in
proof of that take the occasion of
his visit to Honef. The pupils of
the college at Honef thought the
visit would be an admirable chance
for a holiday, but the college au-
thorities thought otherwise. So, on
behalf of his class, one of the pupils
went to a public telephone, and
rang up the Schloss Schaumburg,
in Bonn, where the Kaiser was
staying.
He wanted, he said, to speak to
His Majesty on a matter of the
greatest urgency, and he was so
mysterious about it that the Kaiser
actually came to the other end of
the line. The boy poured his peti-
tion into his astonished ears, and,
LAUGHING HEARTILY,
the Kaiser promised that the holi-
day would be granted. Next day
one of the Court Chamberlains
went to the headmaster and an-
nounced the Imperial will that the
college should be closed when His
Majesty visited Honef.
So much for his kindness of
heart, but his treatment of some of
his elderly generals is, to say the
least, inconsiderate.
At manoeuvres, when he is sur-
rounded by a large staff of officers,
some of the older ones not so easy
in the saddle as they once were, be
will suddenly gallop off across the
country, choosing the most difficult
route, over hedges and ditches.
His staff go streaming after him,
and those who are not "in at the
finish" are carefully noted as being
unfit for further sei'rice, and are
dismissed at the first opportunity.
Who can be more generous than
William II. ? Nobory, surely, as the
following anecodote would serve to
show : The fernier who owned the
little farmstead in the village of
Rezonville, in which the Kaiser's
grandfather passed the night on the
eve of the Battle of St. Privet, was
in distressed circumstances. When
His Majesty heard this, he pur-
chased the house for a thousand
pounds, about three times its value,
and told the old man he could stay
there as long as he lived.
But the Kaiser can also take ad-
vantage of his authority to be very
mean.
HIS VULGAR. SIDE.
A. wealthy native of Bremen pre-
sented his town with a beautiful
statue, and there was some sugges-
tion that the Kaiser might present
another statue. The Kaiser
promptly sent for the merchant,
and told hint that he ought to erect
a second statue as n "pendant" to
the first. Au Imperial wish is a
command, and the merchant felt
himself compelled to erect 'another
statue •equally costly.
It is not necessary to give in-
stances of the Kaiser on his dignity ;
some people may think it iimpossible
lie could be anything other than
kingly.
His Majesty, however, can be
vulgar wit•lout being even funny.
One day at manoeuvres he went to
the mese-room and yelled out:
"Come along with those sausages :"
After a bears,, ureal, during which
several highly -spiced sausages
quickly disappoat'cd, washed down
by many mugs of hoer, he heaved a
great sigh of satisfaction, and pat-
ted his stomach approvingly, rovingly, -
"Pm much more comfortable in-
side now," he snide--T'earson's
Weekly.
I
TOO YOUNG AT FORTY
IS TIIE YOUNG- 1)1AN NOW A.
DAM NUMB,
1
71e Iles no Idea the Value of 7'aet
1)iplonlaey., end Caution in +
Bits, ie:e a
For the last dozen years' (here has
been a boom in youth. There aro
signs that that boom is coming to an
end, The boom arose out of an al-
most sudden recognition of the in-
calculable value of energy, Old-
fashioned firms, with slow -going
methods, found that 'business was
falling ail g off, and decided to introduce
new blood into their establishments,
says London on Answers,
So men of forty were 'sacked by
the scorn to make way for perky
youths of twenty with quick, alert
ways, keen, self-assured eyes, and
bare, aggressive chins. The -twenty-
year -old seemed to possess more
steam than the forty -year-old, and
steam was considered to be the
thing.
WHAT THE "TRADE" THINKS.
Now business men are coming
back to the old idea—that steam;
otherwise energy, albeit a very ex-
cellent thing in business, is not the
only thing—is not, indeed, even the
most valuable thing.
"A smart young man," exclaimed
a veritable prince of the furniture
trade to the writer a few days ago,
"I wouldn't have such a thing in
my place again, though I've had
plenty in my time. I employ over
a hundred and fifty salesmen, and
I don't think there's one ander
thirty-five years of age. Your
smart young fallow, with tTie'
jaunty strut and cocksure manner,.
is a thing of the pant, as far as my
business is conecrned. Your young
man of two and three and twenty
may be good, sterling stuff all
through; but, like whisky, or wine,
or a good Stilton cheese, be wants
time to mature. As a salesman,
he's of no account. He can't sell.
He thinks he knows what people
want better than they know them-
selves. He scares them away.
"That's what energy does in its
pure, unadulterated form. To be
really effective, it wants keeping,
and blending with other things,
which only experience can give.
WHAT -THEY -WANT QUESTION.
There are signs everywhere that
this opinion is growing. There was
a time when cheek was really a
formidable weapon, but people now
are not so easily bluffed as they
used to be, nor are they so credul-
ous. They don't believe everything
the smart salesman tells them; they
judge for themselves, and if what
the smart salesman tells them
differs from their own judgment,
they feel insulted, get angry, and
don't buy.
A portly, comfortable -looking
man, with a nice round face, hair
a bit thin on top, and a quiet,
respectful manner, can do more
business in five minutes than all
your "swaddling clothes" men can
do in five hours. He gives people
what they want.
The fact of it is, your very youth-
ful business man has not the dim-
mest notion of the tremendous
value of tact, diplomacy, and cau-
tion. He cannot read character,
cannot weigh consequences, cannot
foresee possible d•evclopments.
Seeing the chance of making im-
mediate profit, he rises like a way-
ward, indiscreet chub at a fly,
forgetful of the hook that may pos-
sibly hoist him out of his comfort-
able surroundings. Either as a
shnpmn, clerk, or artisan, he is not
half the real value of a man of
forty. In big business establish-
ments you find very young man,
working not so much for the good
of their firms as
FOR THEIR OWN HAND.
They plot, they intrigue, they do
all they can—figuratively speaking
—to cut one another's throats.
Their one aim is to feather their
own nest quickly, and, in their im-
patience, they grow discontented
and disloyal.
With a man of forty it indifferent.
Experience has taught him that the
batter his firm does the better he
will do. The responsibility of a
wife and family makes it necessary
that he should keep it.
So he works honestly and zealous-
ly for the good of his firm, doing
all he can to keep his pol;ition,
and always striving to better it in
his own quiet and unassuming
way. He doesn't try to clutch the
100015 in one jump.
Your younger man is different\,
He. has got the false notion that ho lr
is the smart man, and that all
others are foals. He gives him
self airs, Ile is ludicrously inde-
pe.nclent---as if anybody in this
world can be independent of other
people ; He is lofty and conto n-
ptuons in his bearing, insulting in
hit off -hand manner, and irritn•t;ing
nin his vulgar. ill-bred ageoessive-
ess, lie has been takers once ter -
ha],
is in his life aI, leis own valua-
tient, and be thinks that is always
g
Ding to be the case. The sooner
ltn finds out his mistake the. bolter,
Asir the sooner bit gee; rid of his
ovcr.woettinp cnneetl, awl learns
t.lint a bounder's nrmUur,nt is not
half as effeetivr as it WAS Once
thought. to be, the raiser be
ia
likely to make a gone] positiou fen
himself,