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NOTES AND COMMENTS
Is Franco dying? The word de-
population ix now an unhappy re-
ality in la hello France. In 1907
the number of deaths was 793,889,
againeb 773,969 births---thab is to
say, the population has decreased
by 19,920 inhabitants, For a cen-
tury at least the number of deaths
rarely has been greater than the
number of births, and when such
has been the case it usually was
the oonsequenee of an epidemic. In
1854 and 1855, when ib occurred,
there was an epidemic of cholera,
and in 1870 there were 155,000 and
in 1871 355,000 more deaths than
in the preceding years, owing to
HSN THE TIIOUbE BEli
Preacher Holds the Church Must Preach
the Poor to Save the Nation.
He that humbleth himself shall laid has any right or place in the
be exalted, -St. Luke xiv, 11, ohurclt.
The 26th of October happened to Those who aro high in the coun-
he St. Crispin's Day, Crispin, ells of the church must bo made to
with his brother, Crispinian, attest- realize ehcso greab facts, that the
ed his faith with Ms life in the year salvation of the church 2s the sale
288. He was beheaded at Soissons, :ration of the religious life of rho
Franco, in the persecution under nation, and therefore of the na-
➢laximin, tion itself, for I (mullet conceive
The most significant fact concern- of any separation between thorn,
ing him is that ire was a shoemaker and thea this salvation depends ape
and the patron saint of shoemak- on going hack to the people with
the war with Germany, In 1880-2 ors. It is only the Christian the simplioiby and sincerity of a
influenza caused a great increase in church which makes saints of cob- gospel of self-sacrifice which Jesus
the death rate, and in 1895 and in biers. To -day, when an enterprise both preached and lived, so that
is bo be projected, efforts are made men may comprehend that this re -
1900 the number of deaths was high; to enlist in its support the great, ligious organization is the one body
indeed, during the last ten years those who by wealth and birth aro in which the rich and the poor, the
the number of deaths always has natural leaders. high and the mow, the weak and
been high. In 1907 the births were • The Christian church was °stab- the strong, meet together for the
32,878 fewer than in 1900, and at dished amid the humblest and poor- Lord is alike
est classes of society; its shoemak-
THE 111AKi.IL OF THEM ALL.
the same time the number of deaths ers, its washwomen, its fiahernten
increased to 13,603. In 1907 the
number of deaths was 793,889, or
95,612 fewer than in 1900. But at
the same time there were 92,574
fewer births. Since 1900 the birth
rate has declined steadily and gra-
dually. The death rate in France
is not abnormal and any gain which
it may relaize, elan in the decline
of infant mortality, is of little im-
portance. The highest death rate
is in the large cities, and it is the
north, Brittany and its neighbors,
where. the birth rate exceeds the
rate of mortality. It is not by in-
crease death rate,but
cr s in the. °
ea o by
the decline in the birth rate that
population is reduced.
4•
The little brown men of Japan
have taken kindly and quickly to
wireless telegraphy. It is said that
all the ships of the Japanese navy
are fitted with wireless telegraphy,
including destroyers. , They not
only have receivers, but also trans-
mitting stations. The wireless tele-
graphic apparatus in use is the re-
sult of the experiments and com-
bined work of Engineer Kimura,
C.npb. Tonami, imperial navy, and
Engineer Matsushiro, attached to
the ministry of communications,
who commenced their studies in
1000. Ever since 1902 these officers,
after having studied all the systems
in use in Europe and America to
which they could obtain access,
have secured results in the appara-
tus produced by themselves which
they regard as superior to those
from other systems in use abroad,
and their apparatus has been adopt-
ed and installed on board all the
Japanese ships. Engineer Kimura
oleo is the inventor of F1 wireless
telephone which is used on Japan-
ese warships.
A FEW FIGURES,
There are 481 systems of short-
hand,
Tho best ostrich feathers bring
$25 a pound.
Two peerages a year become ex-
tinct in England.
The world's annual coffee crop is
700,000 tons.
Twelve marriages in every hun-
dred each include a widow or a
widower.
The sweepings of London's shim-
tleys make annually 50,000 tons of
scot,which sells a fertilizer s tttl orf r
o
$200,000.
In India, in the healthy neigh-
borhood of Nogapatam, living is so
cheap that beef costs only three
cents a pound, mutton two cents,
chickens from two to five cents
apiece, eggs four cents a dozen,
butter five cents a pound, and
fruits and vegetables in the same
remarkable- proportion -as, for in-
stance, pineapple, ten cents a doz-
en, and new potatoes, five cents a
peck,
SOMETHING APPROPRIATE.
She bustled into the shop as
though she hadn't a moment to.
spare,
"I want a book for my husband,"
she grumbled. "It's his birthday,
and I want it for a present, Show
Wo what you have, and be quick,
please. Nothing too expensive,
mind you, and I dont want any-
thing too cheep, either. He's a
mild-mannered mail, and .not fond
of sports, so don't show me any-
thing in that line. Poi goodness'
sake don't offer me any of those
trashy novels, and, no matter how
rnueh you try topersuade me, I
won't take anything in the line of
history or biography. Come, now,
F'tn in a dreadful hurry, and I've
already wasted too much time here,
Of conrso, you don't know my hus-
band, but from all I've said; cant
you suggest .something appropt'i
ate 1''
"'Yes, ma'am. Here is a little
volume, entitled 'How to Manage
a Talking Machine,'"
its laborers became its saints. In The church will find its saints again
a world cursed with aristocracy itamong the ahoemakers
of society,
y,
rather than draw thorn from the
dominant Croeseses of to day.
Ab a banquet the other night I
observed far above the heads of the
guests a sparrow which had some-
how wandered into the room. Dur-
ing throe hours, from time to time,
I watched that indomitable bird
beat itself upon the ceiling to seek
an exit to the upper air. I could
not but admire the unwearying
persistency with which it strove to
escape to freedom, but iLs efforts
were futile, Nob that way lay the
upward path. It was necessary to
come very low, close to the fright-
ening mass of humanity, with its
babble b e and clamor, togo
the doorway or the window which
would give access to the high hea-
vens and the bright stars.
The church mune go back to the
humble people of this land if she
is again to lead the nation to the
high heavens and the bright stars
and what lies beyond. She Hurst
humble h ereel fan order that she
may bo greatly exalted.
Rev. Cyrus Townsend Brady.
found its home and won its success
among the plain people. It was
not until the lapse of 300 years
that it converted an emperor and
brought an empire under its sway,
and the anemone it did these things
trouble began.
A CHURCH OF CLASS,
To -day it is largely grown to be
a church of class again. The plain
people, the laboring people, find
themselves at fancied odds, if not
with its teaching and preaching at
least with its practice. They are
not irreligious, us, the people; t
he arc
anxious usand
0 wistful for v something
which will spiritually uplift. They
want amelioration of those condi-
tions which everybody deplores.
They do not find alae church fulfil-
ling its• divine mission and cluing
its great work. It• seems to thein
to be a church of the world to -day,
a church of the so-called higher and
more leisurely sections of society.
They do
not feel
that the g
r
oat sub-
stratum of humanity upon which.
the foundations of the world aro
TIE S. S. LESSON Sia 8• Frill of voniib and fi}t�tinesa —
Literally so, these wards o£ the
prophet reflecting vividly t}te aw-
INTERNATIONAL LESSON,
NOV. 29.
Lesson IX. World's Temperaatee
Sunday. Golden Text,
I. Cor. 9. 27.
Verse 1. Woe -The Hebrew word
thus translated is a simple interjec-
tion indicating distress.
Crown of pride -Samaria, the
capital of the northern kingdom,
crowned the summit of a low hill,
the sides of which were terraced
with vineyards and gardens and•
about which lay a fertile valley.
Drunkards of Ephraim -Tho dis-
solute aristocracy of the capital
city.
The fading flower of Ms glorious
beauty -Elements of social decay
and disintegration were already
evident on every hand.
2, A mighty and strong one -
Referring to the Assyrian power
which was to be the instrument in
Jehovah's hand for inflicting chas-
tisement on his apostate people.
With the hand -Or, "with vio-
lence."
3. Trodden under foob--By the in-
vading army of the enemy at the
time of the fulfillment of Jehovah's
judgment against the nation.
4. Tho first -ripe fig before the
svmmee-It is a familiar fact that
in Palestine a in the • fig produc-
ing
s other oc}uc-
, gP
ing countries, the main Drop of figs
Is preceded by a few scattered first
fruits. These "first -ripe figs" are
still esteemed a great delicacy,
Rosea, Micah, Nahum, and Jere-
miah, as well as Isaiah, refer to
this early fruit (compare Hos. O.
10; Mic. 7. 1; Nab. 3. 12; Jer, 24.
2).
5. In that day -The day of judg-
ment and desolation.
Will Jehovah of hosts become a
crown of glory -A beautiful pro-
mise in figurative language to the
remnant or residue of the faithful
whom Jehovah shall redeem and to.
whom he himself will become a
source of beauty, strength and joy.
7. And even these -The men at
Jerusalem among whom the priest
and the prophet are especially re-
ferred to because of their being the
spiritual leaders of the people. It
was they who opposed Isaiah an the
name of Jehovah, and claimed to
have the authority of divine,reve-
lation back of them in this opposi-
tion and in bho support of the po-
liticians.
Reel with strong drink -•Judah;
on the whole, still contrasted fav-
orably with Israel, but even here
the besotting sin had for a long
time• been drunkenness. .
Swallowed up of wine - Pi'rhnps
better "confused with mine," or
'wholly absorbed in their Nereus.
ings.'' The meaning ire the origin-
nl is not clear,
Err in vision -Deceive theenselves
with regard to s tpposcd divine to-
velabbons which they claim Iso have
received.
A GIRL I) EE1"t•3 T'.ACT,
Row the Late ()veer' Yletoi'ie Put
an End to heavy Drinking,
When Queen Victoria aseeudod
the throne it Was considered no re-
proach for men to drink thornselvee
senseless after dinner. Noblemen
of the highest rank joining the
ladies after dinner In a state of
semi-iuboxieation apparently creat-
ed no disgust, and the habit of
heavy drinking continued. Frank In the morning the ragpickers
Ilird in "Victoria, the Woman," Some sidelights were 8/WWII :n turned out the Lin, but tossed aside
Saye that the queen herself ended Ger•itrau co],,,'ii aclnn.tieteatien, at Lire h
tatteredBeuvelu e witout in -
it., at least as far as the court was the trial in l3„rlin, recentl,v, of aperction, umo caters oul,ned
Leer Hurn, an ofeeial recently re- to pass that way. They picked up
called from Dainaralanel. The eel- the now mud splashed piece of pa-
dence showed that once when herr per, one remarking to the other:
Horn was un a i(,ur of insimectien "Perhaps there is a fortune lit -
in 1903 the trcarnmy at S•,lc•,cle was r.:ole 1" They drew out the notes.
rifled and &au stolen, The theft "This is some fuoPs leas i • "
WAS TORTURED ED TO DEATH
DOINGS OFA 11Ftf"1'1I, GERMAN
OFFICER IN AFRICA.
Limbs of X111111' Ii'lw Committed
Theft Were ]tanked Until
,91110 )lied,
IONIC NOTES IN A DUST BIN.
llow
They Were Dlseovered and
Returned to Their Owner,
Ten 1,000 franc bank notes, re-
presenting the savings of a woman
srho lived at Nanterre, near Paris,
were hidden by her in an old en-
velope, which was placed in a
drawer. in a moment of forgetful -
lams the envelope found its way in-
to a duet bin.
concerned.
Girt though she was, Victoria set
her face against the practise the
moment she became her own mis-
tress, and expressed her disappro-
bation with great tact and skill.
When she went to the drawing -
SHE HAD TO HAVE THEM
LADY 1VIIO BORROWED "GOWNS
FRO 31 Dd.l7iERS.
Row She Was Able to Shine at g,
House Party for the Prince
of {Wales.
It is fast becoming a case of beg,
borrow or steal for the woman who
aspires to be smart and in :the
swim, writes a Loudon correspon-
dent, It is more imperative to -day
for a woman to be exquisitely robed.
during the country -house visiting
season than during the London sea -
bras traced to a native called Zedu,
P mn ty, I son. In crushes and crowds in
they said ; so by way of revenging i boron frocks pass muster which
mean wjLh edo ladies after dinner, and £O of the money was rc: over• thernselvoa on the unknown joker won't stand the mese limited space
she remained standing until the ed.P
gentlemen carne into the. room, The Zedu was summarily sentenced and not believing the notes wereLa a country house and t
Y 1 to genuine theytore them to i ' the sharp
knowledge that her majesty was five yearn' arrest in chains and two ml threw tem aside. Pieces eyes eofo one's st mimics. s. At
standing until the gentlemen left birchings of twenty -live strukes Two market women came aloe I this season women with dress al-
the table made it impossible for each. After the. first whil,ping Herr afterward. g mowancea of $50,000 per annum are
>rau o tae
re -
IN bent bacicuatde and la ened rater and at1 • d t
them to stay behind longer than the
Horn ordered !bur t b , l shortly a erwar With the often driven to desperation to keep
few minutes necessary for the drink -
rivals. of their class they
pace with the sartorial art of their
ing of coffee. rivals.
This quiet but significant action with true chains, and his feet were 1 1 g hem up and A story is just now'being told of
of the girl queen had a most ben°. fastened together with an iron ring. t; uk them to the Commissary of. a lady who was one of the guests
fieial result, and bythe time she 4 I olicn. }
SGREAMEI) FOlt MEItL'F. There rho were Pieced together
recently invited to meet the Prince
married society was alreadybegin- Y P g
y
of Wales ales a
t a
famous u country
„ Y
and itssasfoud h
Mug 6look askanceThe
n that
none weld
u t- man screamed
gat o )e bot- without: ccs- house in Scotland: She did not
tle" and "two -bottle" roan. satiou, and declared he 'mould show 'pissing. Two hours later the notes consider that her wardrobe was up
where he had hidden the none it eo curiously discovered were re- to the essential standard demand -
--es---` they would release him. He Was stored to their owner, eel by the prince, who fancies him
released, but then refused to carry _______,r,.._____ self a connoisseur in gowns, so sho
out his al 4111;0, This was repel,: immediately 'phoned to two swag-
ed several times; and at last flora• IRELAND WINS 'IRIS TIME. ger West End ateliers. She ex -
Horn ordered no notice to be taken '- plained that she was in a violent
of any further appeals, and Ge21,1 Has Distinctly (—Cie of Old -Age ' harry and must have the arments
was left tied to the flagstaff f sr Pensions. en approval. They were according -
twenty -four . -four hours without fund or The British Chancellor of the ly forwarded, without demur. They
drink. Exchequer says that the total num- included dinner frocks, teagowns,
DIED FROM TORT1'Rt;. Ler of claims recen'ed by an old- tailor-made suits and so forth. The
yy 501111 after he was taken down age pension officers up to the 10t1t same night they were packed in my
which has been submitted by a Bir- he, died. At the Lorne District inst, amounted to $468,164, of lady's boxes and dispatched to
mingham ham firm. The new • a
g weapon ort o^ �
Scotland. h
which S wore P t telt .. 3 .,e n re a
, 84 ceachturn
erne fromin u n
England, Court n
L u t .I•Ierrd
Hurn was• r •
f• c i u +
u.,.r , c!g ,
t made entirely
for 1 •n
t nl Uatlll
It
Y g L 1 4for a week. anda
to f• tth
from Ireland,e end h
rola c 49,077of o
has a perfectly scraigltt taperingcharged with causing the ma
s n from
death, but was acquitted, Ths hc°tland and 13,416 from Wales. visit it was again carefully packed
blade instead of a curved and case was taken further till it reach -
get
Asquith's estimate in his bud- in its tissue paper and returned
broader blade which has been in eel the German court, where Herr get speech was for half a million from her ladyship's London house •
080 in the British army, with little burn was scntonoed in May. ,sat. pensions in the first year. The ap- by, her maid to the firm which sup -
bury. abian, for over half s nen- In appealing against the 801120 me Plications up to now nearly reach Plied it.
troy. In the new grip there is an Derr II+ern brought several Fair,. that figure, but it is possible that My lady's rival, who was furious -
ingeniously made recess whereby nesses, who declared that Zedu was a considerable number of claims
the user obtains power for thrust- not In pain when tied to the ting
ing. The grip is checkered, , pia- staff, but only cried out ellen Euro
violin an excellent cellent h
okl.
g The
manufacture is to be begun at once, peens were ere within hearing.
,2 ......�._._q,�_�,�
to a flagstaff. Ills arms and les ley re
13 cognized the eeattcred pieces of
A NEW SWORD,
Recent wars have proved, so peo-
ple have been told, that the cavalry
sword has ceased to be an effective
weapon on the field of battle, but
evidently those in authority at the
British War Office do not share that
view. The Army Council bas just
approved a new cavalr sword
HOME-MADE BAROMETER.
Those who love experimentation
may try the following method of
fol stela, of things existing in aris- making a cheap barometer, practis-
tocratio social circles of the capital 1 ed in 1''rance, Take 8 grants of pul-
city. We ore r•6tniucled, as vivo read verizecl camphor, 4 grams of pnlcer-
these words, of the similar state of ized nitrate of potassium, 2 grams
affairs in Rome shortly before the of pulverized nitrate ammonia, and
downfall of the empire many cen-i dissolve in GO grams of alcohol. Put
turies later. the whole in a long, slender bottle
9, Whom will ire teach knowledgee closed at the top with a piece of
bladder cont
---The prophet is here quoting the t}ning apia-hale to ad -
mocking retort of the nobles and mit the air. When rain is corning,
priests whom he has thus sevely re-
ally
solid particles will tend grade-
priests
and who apparently inter -
forming
to m°out, little star crystals
rept hint with their acotiing replies.
forming in the liquid, which other -
Tho quotation continuos through wise remains clear; if high winds
the next verse, are approaching, the liquid will be -
10. Precept upon precept; lino some thick, as if fermenting, while
upon lino -Plan Hebrew if this verse a film of solid particles forms on
gives a series of repeatedmenu-
the surface; during fair weather
syllables, the exact sense of which tyre liquid will remain cIcar and
is nob entirely certain. They are solid particles will rest at the hots
intended to imitate the mocking, •tom.
stammering words of drunken teen
as these mock the wearisome reps- A GOOD START.
sl snob of
fThor meaning eofsthteawholc "My dear,'' said a gentleman to
retort is: "Who are we that we his Newly -married wife, "where 'did
by this man?
should be leeturcel all those books on astronomy on
Are we. newly born infants? Is it the library table come from'? They
are not ours."
nlejsstnry to repent over and over pleasant limosnrprlsc+ for
again to us this message as one you," responded the lady. "lou
would teach a child?"
11. Nay, but by men of strange
lips and with stammering tongue -
Or, "for with stammering lilts,"
etc. The quotation has ended and
the prophet replies to the mocking
interruption of his hearers by
pointing out that his unwelcome
and oft -repeated message will he
followed by a severer word spoken
by John
vah himself to t
i
s en.le
P P
10 a still more uncouth language,
namely, the harsh and barbarous
accents of the Assyrian invaders.
12. This -The coarse of action ad-
vocated,previously by the prophet,
is the rest, the only means of avert-
ing the impending disasters; and
this alone is the one possible means
of bringing refreshing to the ex-
hausted nation and city.
13. Therefore--Beeanee the warn-
ing of the prophet has been disre-
garded the punishment and destree-
tion foretold will surely come upon
the city.
Tall backward - Retreat from
their haughty position and bo cast
do13.rwn.
oken, and emceed, and taken--
Defeat and capture and utter de-
solation will be the inevitable out-
come of the conllieb which their
apostasy from Jehovah will in the
end bring upon then,
ONE REASON,
"Wheal I was in danger from a
tiger," said an old Ease Indian, "I
tried sitting clown apd staring at
him, as 1 had,no weapon,"
"Flow did it work4" asked the in-
gnisitive tourist,
"Perfectly. The tiger didn't of-
fal to touch me,,,
"Strange-w•very strange, How did
you account for iti"
"Well, sometimes I have thought
't was because I sat oe a high
Manch of a very tall tree."
Over 10,000 windmills are at work
w r
ills Holland,
1y envious of the unique display of
will be rejected on scrutiny.creations her ladyship had exhibit-
The relatively large number of ed, realized that there was only one
applications from Ireland, probab-house
in Dover street which could
ly, is due to the fact that there are turn out a rose -leaf charmeuse tea -
mime persons of sixty-five years of gown of the order her ladyship had
worn for the prince. She immedi-
ately repaired to the particular
house, therefore, at which she was
well known, and said she wanted
such a robe.
"We have the identical thing you
desire," they said. "It is one of
Doucet's," and forthwith the gar-
ment was produced.
"Why," she explained, "that is
the identical garment Lady A.
wore at the Duke of G.'s house
party a few days ago. Beautiful
as it is, I should not think of wear-
ing a model which was repeated."
Shop assistants in the smart hous-
es are as perfectly trained never
to show surprise as the best ser-
vants. The young shopwoman
merely remarked that she was sure
"Mrs. X. was mistaken."
People are now wondering what
attitude the house in question will
take up against her ladyship. The
teagown was a $500 one, and it is
a recognized feet in the trade and
to the best dressed women that a
great house like Doucet never
turns out two models alike.
SERPENT SAI'1:9 1101"S LIFE. age and upwards in Ireland than in
England and Scotland. In the re -
India Tillage School Story ignite portion perort of the census for th thousand of lthethe
totalpro -
Oriental fn Dctaiis• population is given as follows with
A strange story is given by a sub- respect to persons of sixty-five
scriber of a drama said to have years and upwards; England and
happened in a Jubbulpore (India) Wales, males 42, femals 51; Scot -
village school, says the Paisa Akh- land, males 41, females 56; Ireland,
bar. males 64, females 63.
A few days ago one of the teach- The high proportion of old peo-
ple enumerated in Ireland is, says
the report, mainly accounted for by
emigration.
crs detained a Monajar boy, wear-
ing ornaments, after school hours,
saying that he would nob be allow-
ed to go home till he had prepared
}us day's lesson. When the rest of
the students had gouts away and
there was none to watch them the
master sltut..tlre boy up in a small
rcomn and demanded all his 'orna-
ments.
On the latter's refusal the mas-
ter gave him eeveral cuts with a tracting the attention of the Paris,
blunt knife. As the knife was too France, police. Within the last ten
bad to kill the boy and the boy also
nae suffering from excruciating
pain, be requested his teacher to
kill hire by a e one lying in the
MOTOR CRS RUINED.
Acids Thrown Over Many Vehicles
by Paris 'Toughs.
A new form of crime is now at -
days no fewer than twenty-seven
motor cars -in nearly every case
cars of expensive make and luxuri-
ous upholstery -have been serious -
school compound. No sooner said ly damaged by corrosive acids
than the master agreed to 14 and .poured or thrown over them by un -
went to Ming the stone. The Inas- known persons.
ter had hardly lifted the stone when In every case the painting an 1
a black serpent rune up and coiled varnish has been ruined, the brass
itself remind his arras. work deeply corroded, the loather
The half dead buy, seeing that work injured and the tires eaten
know, clear, you said this morning leis master olid not come back shout- away. The cases have all occurred
that we ought to study astronomy ; eel and emiee passersby came there, in one district -that known as the
and so I wont to the bookseller's Seeing the boy in this state, they Opera Quarter, in 111e very heart
of Paris -and the corrosive liquid
appears to have been thrown from
a window or other elevated posi-
tion on to the cars. The police have,
however, found it impossible to lo-
cate any particular street as the
scene of the
outrages.
__
PUNISHED FOR HIS RASHNESS
and bncight everything .I could on
the subject,"
Ie was eche minutes before be
spoke.
My dear,„ he then said slowly,
his voice, husky with emotion, "I
never said we must study Astrono-
my. taid
we n
est study econo-
my,”
nno-my,,
• SHE GOT IT.
Tt was ab dinner, and there had
}seen chicken, of which the little
daughter of the 1191150 had partak-
en with groat freedom.
"I want some More chicken,"
said Frances.
"I think you have lead as much
as is good 'for you, dear," replied
I''rances' ma.mme. "You can't have
more now; but hero is a wishbone
informed the police, who reached
there immediately. The unfortu-
rode nrnstcr was atilt in that condi-
tion, seeing the police, the ser-
pent left his prisoner and the mas-
ter was .arrested.
STUDENT AS A LAMPLIGHTER.
Many hardships endured by stu-
dents attending university or col-
lege in Scotland have been brought
to light from Lime to time, says the
Glasgow News, A student of An-
derson's Medical College some
years ago fulfilled the duties of
lamplighter during his spare hours
in a neighboring berg. He had no
ether income than the few shillings.
he received weekly for lighting, ox-
tingnishing and cleaning the burg
that you and mamma can pull. lamps, mai from this he paid his
That will he fun I You pull one c•oilcge fees and kept himself fair -
side and I'll pull the other, and
ly. rovpcciahio On one occasion he
witaover gets t.lt° lunger and can applied for an increase of wages
hove her wfa11 com0. true, Why, Foal was called before the commit -
baby, you've got it! What was your tee. ()ne of the bath" remarked
wish, T''rannos1''
"I with for some more c:lticken,"
said Frances, promptly..
51111 SC1)Ii1:D,
Lord Houghton's sister was often
annoyed ale her brother's indiscrim-
inate hospitality, ".Do yon reinem-
her, ' my dear," he nskecl her at
dinner one day, "whether that fem-
oris scoundrel X. was hanged or ace
quitted l"
"Ho muet have been hanged, or
you would have had hint to dinner
long ago," replied the lady. ,
GIU1AT RELIEF,
Squilbob-How did you enjoy the
mountain climbing?
Squilligau---Siinply great, My
wife was so otte of breath that she
didn t stay word for taro utiles:
that en able bodied, healthy look-
iug young roan like the applicant
light find some other Employment
instead of 'isasting his time ns he
was doing. The application for an
ir:crcaeo was refused. Ono may
ccuecivc the bailie's surprise at a
subsequent mooting when the town
Meek react n letter from the lamp-
lighter tendering his resignation,
as he had pawed his final examine -
tem es n frilly qualified doctor.
"No, sir,- (aid the stern parent,
"1 cannotgive my conspire -.net least
not now. lteiinro I will think of
confiding miry daughter to emee care:
you twist seeecied in doing some-
thing." "()h. I've alone that. 1
sure sdrd in kissing her last night
after slim ilio( ,tmsured the that I
never anal+.! .unlit you had given
your approval,
The captain of a merchantman
Was once filling up his crew for a
long voyage when an Irish seaman
came up. "Oi'd Mike to sail wid
you, sots," he said.
"All right, my man," replied the
skipper. "Where have you sailed
before?"
"Australia, sore."
"Well, you must bring me your
character,"
The character was obtained, and
as the Hibernian was presenting ib
another sailor came tip, saying he
wished to join.
"What line were you en before?"
"Cunard, sir."
"What country?"
"English,"
"All right. Go forward."
Shortly after, as the two men
were swilling the deck together in
a heavy sea, the Englishman was
swept overboard, bucket and all.
Paddy finished his job, and then
n<ac}e for the captain's cabin,
"Come in," responded the corn
mender to his rap, "What's up
,nowt"
"You'll be remembering that
Cnnarder chap ?" queried Pat,
"Cet'tainly."
"Ycz Lek ]tint without a charac-
ter ?"
"I did; Anything mules?"
"1Te'e gone overboard wid ycr
beeltei "'
A woman gets more enjoyment
out of a good cry than a malt dews
cut of a hearty laugh.
MRS. JONES'S ECONOMY.
"Maria," said Mr. Jones, upon
one of his worrying days, "it seems
tc' me you might be more economi-
cal, Now, there's my old clothes.
Why can't you make them over for
the children instead of giving them
away 1"
"Because they're worn out when
you're done with them," answered
Mrs. Jones. "It's no use making
over things for the children that
won't hold together • ,youcould onld not
do it yourself, smart as you are."
"Well," grumbled Jones, 'I
wouldn't have closets full of things
mildewing for want of weak, if I
was a woman, that's all. A penny
saved is a penny earned."
That was in April. One warm
day in May Mr. Jones went pranc-
ing through tho closets, looking for
something ho couldn't find, and
burning things generally inside oub.
"Maria," he screamed, "where is
my grey alpaca dust -coat?"
Made it over for Johnnyl"
"Ahem ! Well, where's the brown
linen one I bought last summer?"
"Clothes -bag!' mumbled, Mics.
Jones, who seemed to have a • diffi
eulty .inher speech at that n:p
anent. r Just made it into a nice,
one."
"Maria," asked rho astonished
man in a subdued voice, "wonld
you mind telling me what you have,
Clone with my silk hat; you haven't
made that over for the baby, have
^011.1"
"Oh, no, dear, answered the
wife, cheerfully; "I've used that
for a hanging -basket. Ft is full
of plants, and looks lovely,"
lifr. Jones never mentions the
word economy, or suggests making
over -he has had enough of
A quaint writer enYs-"I have
seen women so delicate that they
ere afraid to ride for fear of the
horses rennin • away, afraid to sail
fair fear the boat should overset
and afeititl to walk for fear tate dew
night fail; but I never saw ono
afraid to get married."