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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1908-4-16, Page 6Weett Pao 1)0900000009.090114 YOUNG FOLKS ODOOOOi�ETQO�' TEDDY AND TILE SQUIRREL, ,,,, Teddy1s a little bluer -mei -white ter. 'do, with the stubbiest of tails stick- ing straight up into the air, as if it WON) trying to meet bits Sharp little: ears, that 'seek up, too. ire lives in •a big yard, web a 11,0use in hionerldaI it, where s reader lives, mei 4 big teard fence all round it, with beams running along below the top on the fence -posts, for the boards to be nailed to, Teddy carnet get over that fence although ire woukl litre to, and has 'tried to many fuues, for over in the next yard lives his best playmate, Dodo. Dodo is no dog at all, but a big gray equierel. with a huge bushy tail that flirts and quivers whenever he moves. Dodo lives in a little wooden house up on the branch of e tree, and hos a wide rind e whole faintly of little agDLrrels up there with him. Dodo Sue elm up and down that fence as cosily as you can climb the stairs to the nur- sery, and he hes Bene it many times, otter when Teddy was very close be- hind ]rim for although he enjoys play - A MEDICINE FOR SPRING Do Not Dasa With Pu'gatives— A Tonto is All People lied.. Not exactly etck--but not feeling quite well. That's the way most pee` lee feel in the Spring, Easily tired, appetite variable, sometimes, headaches and a fearing 01 depression, Perhaps pimples or erruptirns appear, or there may be twinges of rheumatism or neu- ralgia. Any of these indieatO that the blood is out of order; that the ll-cloot life of winter has left its mark upoe you and may easily develop into more e.er:otu trouble. Dmf t dose yourself us many people eeriest/1y do with pur- gatives in the hope that you can put year brood right. Purgatives gallop through the system and weaken in- stead of giving strength. What you need in spring Is a tonic medicine that will make new. rich blood, build up the weakened nerves, and thus giveyou new health and strength. Dr. Williams' Pink P11is is the one medicine that can Io this speedily, safely and surely. Every dose of this medicine makes new, ing with Teddy, be Mears ]lam. His rich, red blood, strengthenss_ the apse- - a depressed men and women, bright, ac- tive and strong. Me harry Huggins, Oshawa, 'Ont., says:—"I don't think there is anything equal to Dr. Wil - favorite game is to watch Isom his tree tete clears the skin, and makes tired until Teddy is looking the other way, then climb over the fence, run up close behind Teddy and chatter shrilly et him just a second. But one clay the laugh was on the Dame Pink Pills as a cure for nerv- ousness, indigestion and a run down condition of iso blood. For sometime I was a great sufferer from these trou- bles. I tried several remedies, but no- thing helped me until I began to}cin; Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. Before tak- ing them I felt like an old man, but by the time i hail taken Sour boxes my Note there was fn the house He fresh- strength had returned, my appetite im other side, Teddy knows why he is in the big yard. Ile is there to watch the house and ace that no one comes in to Meal or to hurt anything. Perhaps that is 'why he will not let Dodo stay there. One day, when Teddy was away down et the end of the yard, Dodo cane over and thought he would go in and see ed up the steps and into the pantry proved, my nerves were steady and window. The pantry was a wonder- ful place. 1 -be lasted all the kinds er crumbs. and at las decided that half a loaf of Graham bread was the very nicest thing there. That was within. easy reach of the -window, boo; so he eaught hold of 1t and dragged it to the sill, and then tumbled it out, But climbing It now was a different matter. IIe could go up the fence alum but he could not take the bread with him. And to make it worse, Teddy had started up that way. Pddlo locflccel up and clown the fence, and et last saw a sloping Nord that reached to the beam. Ho dragged the loaf to this, and IGund he could go up; tut that Leek hen curly to the beam, and tho top of the boards was a foot higher. He tried and tried to gel over, but the hread was toe heavy, At last he grew se vexed he chattered at the bread, scolding it for being se obstinate. And Teddy hoard him. Just a second later Teddy came with n springanti aliened to catch him. and -rrightened Do'o lot go the bread and scr•enit:led to safely on the fend0 top. He went so meekly that he knocked the brerid eft. and it fell to the ground 00 Teddy's side. Teddy jumped and turned to see what it was he had drop- foel. Teddy liked Graham bread very rnttch; so he set down and ate the half- knt greedily. And as for Dodo, he weed only sit en the fence end scream. "Dore, cookie be seemed, to say. "Stop this dog! He is eating year brendi" But cook was out of the kitchen, as he should have I nown, so Teddy had the tent, and Dodo earl to go home without his plunder.—Youth's Compan- ion. "I 11APPIED HIM UP." 1 was feeling a renewed man. I( you need a medicine this spring— and mast people do—try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and see how speedily they will make you feel like a new person. Sold by all medicine dealers or by mail at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 from The Dr, Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. BRITAIN'S LATEST WAR FIGHT TO THE DEATH THAT WILL BE 'WAGED WITH RATS. Egypt and India Willi Also 'Varve a fiefenlless War Against 'These liodents. At last rats are doomed. Sir James Crichton-Browne has formed a society, the role object of which is tear exter- mination. The greatest rat centre in the world Le London, and it has been estimated that round about the docks there are fully six millions of them. Sir Lauder Brunton has slated that the plague of rals is a national danger. London spends over $50,000 a year on lighting the pest, and all over the world a re- britain's latest war tentless war is being waged against Mese rodents, says Pearsen's \\reedy. Egypt has Wren special measures against the creatures and an anti -rat campaign is in active progress at the present time. The Nile rats aro very big and fierce, and they swarm up from the river in thousands, infesting the tewns all around, Khartoum being the great centre. India is the most determined enemy of the rat. Year after year that dread- ful scourge, the plague, takes a terrible tee of llunlnn life, and it is believed That its propagation is largely due to rats; 111e infection being conveyed to human beings by means of the biles (:f fleas, which have forsaken rats stricken with the plague. In various parts of India the Brit- ish Government bas establisher, sto- llens for the reception of rats. A pro- per staff of officials Is appointed, and each stelian is provided with cages for the reception of the rodents. Rat traps ore supplied free to the poor. A teeth- ing a head Is paid for every rat caught, dead or alive. The whole of the rats are thrown talo a tank Containing a selution of carbolic acid. After the bodies have been in the tank for a cer- tain time they are withdrawn and cre- mated. Weekly rot`hunls are also or- ganized in the plague districts of the country. FARMS TO BREED FIERCE FELINES. Agnes is a little girl with such a bright, happy face that it is a :pleasure to lock at her. One day, In answer to bee mother's call, she came running Thorne from a neigbbor's, two or three doors away. 1kr eyes were bright, her lips so smiling that her mother smiled too. "Do you want me, mother?' asked Agnes. - No, dear," spill her mother. "Net for anything imparlanl. 1 missed you, that Is all. Where were you, daugh- ter?" "At the Browns'. And, 0 mother, Waller was cross. bet 1 happ(ed him up so that he get all over it; and then the bnhy cried, and I had to happy her Me then some one stepped on the kit- ten's eit-tenis tail, and 1 was just going to hap- py her up when you called me. The mother laughed, "Neely, what a hn,ppying time you hod! It must make you happy yourself to happy up little boys nerd babies and kittens, for you look as happy as possible." And this is true. The, more we try tr make others happy, the happier tee shall be ourselves. Then put away frown,, and pouting lips. Try to "hap- py up" these who are troubled, cross, r^ skit, and soon you will find yourself se happy that your lace will shine with tm1 f lee. in another forty years it had found 14s• The popularity enjoyed liy the dim way to America. peror Joseph of Austria compares very Atter the bleak rat had been t'stab- favorably with that, accorded .our otvn Betted soma time to Europe, the fierce fling, When Francis Joseph ascended brown rat eine, en the scene; gradual, the thione he was only elgllteen year,; ly it came westwards from China. Then, of age -.-he is now seventy -seven --and In 7727, ono of the most remarkable the people of both Hungary and Au. scenes ever witnessed took place. Ener• stria vie with each older In loyalty to metas numbers of rats swam across the their monarch. How many people, by Vclgu in a seemingly endless army, ih1 way, aro aware that the Austrian and rapidly advanced over Europe, Emperor is the only living European driving the belief rat before It. monarch wive has led an army in 110 The black rat was aur couhmd:n IloUse lual battle with the enemy? This woe rat until the present brown or grey in ISMS, at the 13111110 of Santa Lucia. rat made its appearanee in our isles when 1.110 Archdnite, as 110 then wa4 less than a century end a half ago, ]leaded the cavalry charge against the 'Whenever the brown rat has landed it Sardinian squares ansi captured the has quickly driven out the older binek guns which had been playing havoc rill, the stronger end bigger creature ilii day with the Austrian troops, Fran - proving an easy victor in the fight for eiscop Josephed was one of rt. to few few who es - existence, s Them is a great difference in the ha- afterwards he ons called to the theme. tails of black mid brown rats, The When be started ranching 1n his early brown rat is distinctly a burrowing ant- days President Iloesevelt was looked 11101, but the black rat prefers the top d.wn upon with some contempt by leis moots of premises, and is not parti- hired cowboys, owing to the fact that culchr}y-partial to burrowing. be was a. college graduate and also Benlle, rats are most remarkable wore glasses. One bullying fellow, creatures, full of strange contrasts, 010Ill ell "Long 11te," used to be fond of glott and bac!. They aro shrewd and entering drinking bps and taking up cunning to a degree„ while all their the glass of any man he thought he senses are remal'ltably acute, and by colt1lt1 frighten. Ile played this trick nisi of their marvellous teeth can find on Roosevelt, and was so certain that their way through what seem insur- he was a typical "tenderfoot" that he mountable obstacles, did not even make his customary blue THE BATS' GOOD POINTS. first with the revolver. Before "Long Hunger will drive them 10 accomplish Ileo" quite !anew what had happened he the most w ldrithem feats, and they found himself on the floor; then he was extraordinary y picked up, rushed cut of the saleon. are frightful enemies when short of and Rung dower again On the ground food. Under the pangs of clnrcalton outside. Ile was unable to gel up for they will nut hesitate to attack any live five minutes; and then he quietly sneak- ing creature, man or elephant. ed out of the Sapp. Yet the hated rodents have many good points. They are extremely clean animals, and take es much care over their toilets as cals. No creatures are more hind and loving to their young. They will swim foaming rivers, and dare the most formidable of enemies to order to protect their young or to furnish food for them. - Although they are visited with so much hatred they make good pets; it Is no uncommon occurrence for a pris- oner In a rat-inre.sted place to maim firm friends with the rodents. Rats are sometimes starved, curious to relate, owing to their teeth growing ko long. In order to prevent their teeth getting to an Inordinate length, they, become their own dentists, grind- ing their teeth on stones. If the, rat is cooked in the sante fashion as the rala- bie its flesh is superior, according to author -less. TEAT FOB FEAT, Madame Adelina Pala q,ueen of song- isle's, 11f18, in the course of her -long girek,ssional career, nlct with many ad- vcnlures--:Ohne amusing, Sone other- wise. On ,ne occeskrin, many years ago, she attended a supper -party after a con. erre one cf her fellow -guests being an erninenL lawyer. After supper, the lat- ter preasea the diva to sing, but for a wldle site refused. "Sing. and 1'11 do anything you 111101" be (holly pleaded. Syn Madame Paltl sang "home, Sweet !lame." Now, Mr. 11.,' She remarked, at the close of her song, "please stand en your had." 'Good gr'nclolhs, child, you're joking)' WAS the aslant:shed reply, "Not at alit' retorted the singer, ''A bargain is a bargain," "Se 1t 1S," agreed tyle la\Wyer resigned- ly, "tiers gdcsl" And up In the air went MS feet, wevj trig wildly t0 preserve his balance, timid general lipplause, Every man thinks, he 0640 go the paek if he Wallet halltiirspjjed. 4 —_ i'--- •---' EARNED BY 1-150 INGENUITY. The Comtesso de Martel, the well- imown novelist who writes under the name of "Gyp," has a pretty wit. She was on one occasion assisting at a charity bazaar in Paris, to which came Baron Potheeeld as a visitor. The writer immediately pressed him le buy something. "What, am I to buy?" said the wealthy nobleman. "You have nothing I want. Slay, I have an idea. Sell me your ate tograph. I should like that." Without delay, the lady took a sheet of note -paper, and wrote: "Received from Baron Rothschild the Muni of 1,000 francs for charity.—GYP.' Tho baron read, handed over the money willingly, and departed,. well pleased with the comtesse's ingenuity. The Salvation Army has talten a hand in the war of extermination, and war of extermination, and for some time has keen collecting cats in England. The relines have been consigned to the Snivetaon Army settlement in India 7n order to assist, in routing•out the chtet means of disseminating the plague. Two cut farms have been established in or- der to breed cats of the fiercest type, The rat is quite :a new -comer, Com- paratively eptaiking, to our part of the world, as really it Is a nlvtiroA of -Asia, which has made its raids westward. It was somewhere In the sixteenth cen- tury that the black rat first came le Europe, while it reached our shores about a couple of hundred years ago, AGONIZING PILES. Cored by 'Lam -Built. ' Mr. F. Ashridge, of 3 St. Paul Street., Se Catharines, Ont., says: "For five years 1 suffered untold agony with pro- truding piles. Tho pain was so great at tines I would almost scream, I went down in weight and had no appetite. 1 tried everything 1 heard of for,piles,but (rot no roller. I went to several doctors.. but they would give me little hope of ever getting rid el them and I finally gave up 10 despair. One day a friend gave me a sample of Zan1-1luk salve and told me of someone who hail been cured. 1 decided to try it, and the re- lief I got was encouraging. d bought a box, and the piles kept on diminishing. I used three boxes 'and nm 11001 com- pletely cured. One -thousand dollars would be none too small an amount to give for such a cure as mine. I `wish e could convince every sufferer of the value of Zanl-Bnir." Zane -Bilk cures cuts, burns, Shopped hands, cold sores, itch, ulcers, enema, running sores, catarrh, piles, bad legs, abscrs-cs, face scree, spying eruptions, and all stein diseusles, Of ell druggists and stores, 500., or from Zam B , Toronto. ON BUSINESS BENT, Mother --"Tommy, what are you do. ing in rho pc-?" 'Tommy--"Oh,nlry just ' putting a MW flings awayl" DRUGGING CHILDREN A SOURCE OF DANGER When you give your child a so-called "soothing" medicine you are not curing its sickness. You are merely -drugging it into temporary insensibility. Sooth- ing medicines contain opiates and an oterdose may kill the child. Whoa you give your 1lllie one trilby's •Own Tablets you have the guarantee of a gcvernmcnt analyst that this medicine is safe. And you have the word of llsousends of grateful mothers that (his medicine will promptly cure all the minor ailments of childhood. 'Mrs. L. W. Smith, St. Giles, Que., Says:—"I have used Baby's Own Tablets for my little girl for constipation and other Doubles and have found them the best niediicine I have ever used." Sold by medicine dealer's or by mail at 25 cents a box dream The lir, Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, One PERSONAL POINTERS. Interesting Gossip About Some Promin- ent People. Many stories are told concerning the dry wit and humor of the iron. Joseph Cannon, Speaker of the Washington Cannon's salary Mr. a n as a it. C r \ Congress. Congressman amounts to $417 per month, and on his election to the Speakership he decided to go to a W- ee. bold than he had formerly lived in, Ile accordingly was conducted by lte clerk of one of the more fashion- able establishments to such a small suite of looms as his actual needs re- quired. "Meow much is It?" asked the Speaker. "We would let you have it for lour hundred dollars a month." As the Speaker hesitated, fingering his cigar in a nervous way, the solicitous clerk inquired, "That is not too much, Ls it, Mr. Speaker?" "Oh, no, not at all," responded Mr. Cannon, gravely, "I was merely puzzling my ;brain 10 think what I could do with my other seventeen *Marg." The world loves a lover, and for that reason is deeply interested at the mo- ment in the doings of Prince George of Greece, who is to marry Princesfa Marie Bonaparte. The world also lovesi a brave matt, and has net forgotten how Prince George saved. an Emperor's life sem= years ago. In a pineo of donor in the Winter Patrice at St. Petr orsherg hangs a. walking -shelf which, 11 it Could speak, would tell rho story, Of how Prince George saved the Czar from a murderer's blow. The Royal cousins were walking through the streets of a Japanese town during the Celebration of a religlous festival, where A fanatical polleeman aimed et the Czar with a heavy bludgeon, The blow must have tolled Nicholas --tion the Czarewitoh had not Prince `George averted 1t, ,and ltnoelced 1115 assailant gown With his stick. - The Putter Store A SPACIAL SALE Mother Graves' Worm Exlermintor bars no equal for destroying worms in children and adults. See that you get the genuine when pw'elrasing. "The most cxlreordin0ry thing about him is that he ahvnys attaches import- ance to the most hosigntfieant things," "Yes, that is plain to be seen. 11 11 were not so, how else could he have such an opinion of himself?' TO CURE A COLD iN ONE DAY Take LARATIVR BROMO Quinine Tablets. Druggists refund money if 1t falls to cure. E: W. .G80V11'S Signature la on each box. Sae. Single DURING ALTERATIONS. 13 1N014 Natural Wavy Switches in brown shades only > 0W1.tda Please .end Cash with order, BIND PCB CATALOGUE. The Pember Store 127.128 TOW STREET, TORONTO, - ONT Fare Excursions to Toronto April 16th to loth. FURS We pay highest prieo for all kinds. SHIP TO Ua Liberal assortment. Prompt returns. D. H. BASTEDO 00. Manufacturers and Exporters, 77 Hing 8t. nest, Toronto. ICetablisbao 1878 REPARTEE. "Tim" Healey, the Irish member 01 parliartee. A volerament, M once informed lthim that at at hewould ',sooner vola ler the devil than for Heaney." "But possibly your friend may not turn up," said "Tim,' adding in a tone of mild enquiry. „Perhaps you would support nee then?" TIlERE S EVERYTHING IN BEING F1BST. The first train in Canada was operated on what is now a part of the Grand '!'runic Railway and this great .system leas ever been on the alert to stay in Ltd. first rank, in keeping with, this gencral policy ire "International 1.1m. tie," the premier train of the Grand Trunk Syetetn, is also the finest and lastest train in Canada, and, one of the lastest long distance trains in the world. Leaves Montreal every day at 9.10 a.m., Toronto 4,40 p.m., arriving at Detroit at 10.00 p.m. and Chicago at 7.40 a.m. UP-TO-DATE. Gladys—"Got yer spring hat yet, Mamie " leamio--t :Sure. Ate mother got it for ane three years ago." Sleeplessness. -When the nerves are unstrung and the whole body given tip tr. wretchedness, when the mind is fill- ed wilh gloom and dismal forebodings, the result of derangement of the fliges- lire organs, sleeple.ssness comes: to add to the (Heiress. 1f only the subject could sleep, there would be oblivion far a while and temporary relief. Par. melee's Vegetable Pills will net only in - (Mee sleep, but will act so beneficially that the subject will wake refreshed and restored to happiness. LOVE AND GBOCERIE,S. Love cometh 11110 life, Abiding with us still; 13u1 though ho has a winsome way, "Viz Love that never loves le pay 'The jingling grocery bill. "Does your wife take any interest in current polities?' asked the earriest wo- man, "No,' replied Mr. Ferman, "she dori t. But if it's currant jelly or cur- rant roly-poly, wily, 1 believe she could tell you mere things about 'em than you over dreamt of." In its initial stages a cold is a local aliment easily dealt with. But many neglect it and the result is often the development of distressing seizures of the bronchial tubes and lungs that i render ]'rte miserable fon the unhal PY victim. As a first aid there Is nothing 111 the handy medicine line so' certain in curative results as Bicicle's Anil-Con- serplhe Syrup, the tar -tamed remedy for oath -and coughs. IN THE SAME BOAT, - "We get some sad cases," said the attendant at the lualic asylum to the interested visitor, and opened the door of the first cell. Inside was a man silting on a three- legged stool, gazing vacantly at he wall. "Ills is an unhappy story," said the attendant, "lie was 10 love with a girl, but site married another pian, and he lest his reason from grief." They stele out seflly, closing the door behind them, and proceeded to the next inmate. This cell was Utterly padded, and the man within was stark, sliming mad. "\\'110 is this?" Inquired the visitor. "This?' repeated the attetelant. ""This is 111e othee man. ISSUE NO. 15-08. PILES CURED IN 6 TO I8 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT le guaranteed to cure any case of Ttailing, Blind, Blooding or Protuding Plies in 8 to 14 days or money refunded, 000. NO TL\le TO WASTE. Lady (lo caller)—"You won't mind my going on with my work while you're ]fere, will you Then I shan't Seel I'm wasting tinge." . • Shoppers nd HltRl.d a Owners hero You Visit Toronto There is no place where those who are refurnishing ter aping, can Rad ac much that is eoononiloot and beautiful; so much that to In the highest ar•ttstio taste, and In such a variety as to offer things that are in keeping with any style of decoration. Our offerings consist of:- Turikish Ru52;9 Oriental Bras9Tltfar0 Indian Ruga Russian Crassware Persian Rugs Japanese Art Warc'o • visitors are always welcome and they will find our collection very interesting. COURIAN, BABAYAINN 40 King 8t, Soot, Toronto, Ont. This is the time to paint with Ramsay's Paints. Paint your roof, paint your steps• paint your whole house. Ramsay's Paints ere the oldest and best known in Canada for style, beauty, wear and tear. Your dealer has a large stork. Look at his color carols. They nre beautiful. Write A. Ram- say & Son Co., Montreal, For paek of Sou- venir Pictura Post Cards of Homes. - '1115 POOR BOARDER. Quite snail was his bedroom, but he Was neer[ awl content as a saint. Ile made no complaint for, you see, There ons really no room for com- plaint. ITGfi, Mange Pralrlo Scratches and• ,every form of contagious Itch on human or animals cured in 30 minutes by Woe ford's Sanitary Letson, It never fails. Sold by all drugglsts, NO DANGER. "I shall expect you not to wear my clothes," said the lady of the house. "You needn't worry on that point, madam," retorted the new maid. eI wouldn't eten patronize your dress- maker." r s -maker." 1 'sternally or Internally, It is C,004.— When oOd—\\hen applied externally by brlslc rub- bing, Die Thomas' Ecieclrio 011 opens tee pores and penetrates the tissue as few liniments do, touching the seat of the Ia•ouble and immediately affording relict. Administered internally, it will sill the irritation in the 111roet which induces coughing and will cure aloe - eerie of the bronchial tubes and res- pirnlory -organs, Try it and be con- vinced. HAPPINESS. True happiness consists in the Foretelling low to fret Abeui the many things that we Are sure we cannot get, yThFrolics!) External Remedy A MACII1NE P011 WOMEN. should be' the Bost obtainable, 'rho singer and Wheeler k Wilson sowing machines aro noknow, lodged the lightest running, most durable and convenient of any, Look for Melted 8. Any laity /unkind need any make of Stade ) maahtno ford 54000 er Moro write Singer Hewing ..IAhh'Nfffaohins Ge„ ,M'anninfi Chambers, Toronto for beautiful set of ten soubenir Wows of Ontario, ae for asking. '1-00 PROSPEROUS. Rellingstone--"This hero country is gett(n' too prosperous." 'Pattarddn--"That's right. 1 was Obliged to refuse six fobs ytstldy," %Yeah and Sickly Polite envy those in rested ,health. No neon to stay sick when by the nue o the beet tomo 'Perrovlle"rycit ooh got rich bleed fluid renewed etrength.earl! vino*, Will Relieve Those Suffering From Neuralgia 8heumaticm, Cant, Colds, Sore Throat Sprains aril Pains Price 55 cadge Cents. All Druggists. or by mail from The IPangfl Company, - Toronto WE OUACANTEE IlELIEP, 11005150 1111E 17. it ,f We A ,res to Make You Hear Ordinary Conversation Providing You Can Still Hear Thunder. We wish you to see a new electrically sensitized soaring dovies, called tho Electrophono, that instantly causes even the deafest people to hear clattery. The very best result we can promise you as a re. ward for using the Electrophono is the complete. last- ing restoration Of your bearing. Nast to that in importance is tho certainty that the moment you apply this marvellous little instru- ment you will be able to hear clearly and distinctly either In nubile or 111 private. This eaiootifio electrical sound -conducting instru- ment fits snugly over the ear, as shown in cut, and Is so small that it usually escapes observation. /to purpose is to magnify sound waves and throw -them directly on tho ear -drum. In a manner according to nature. The result is your deaf oar Is exercised just ns well ears are, and after a while most people and their hearing has become as gond as ever. Mean- while. however, with the Electronhone attached you can hear even the faintest sound without strain, et - fort or embarrassment, and your pleasure is vastly Increased by the assurance that no harm is being done, as Is the case with artificial ear -drums, trumpets, etc., that poison and ruin the oars of all who use them. Come and test the Eleotrophone free. We agree to make you hoar. You will receive courteous attention and not he urged to purchase. We would advise, however. that when you have tried an Eleatrophone exactly suited in your degree of deafness, you pay a deposit on It and try 11 at home, Those who cannot call should write for our froo illustrated booklet and list of satisfied users of the Eleotrophone Sent on Trial Anywhere In Canada, Remember the Electrophono will open up a new Wend to you, per- haps you are only looking for temporary relief, but you will find that 11 will do much 1.1101‘0, the Etcc(ropllone gradually restores the natural hearing. 'We satisfy 09 per cent of our Patrons, because we sell all insla•ulnents subject to one full months' trial. Free Trial to All Who Calf. Free Booklet to All Who Write. Excursion rates on all rail reads April lain to .21st., over Easter holidays. 1111grs. and Patentees: The Stolz Eleotrophone Co. CANADIAN OFFiCE ; THE BRAND ELECTRO OZONE, LIMITED • 334 SPARINA AVE., TORONTO. Elestrophane In use. A GRAVE AFFAIR. "Father," -said the lawyer's pretty daughter, "I just won't Mien when old Judge Prosy makes love to me," "My dear child, don't refuse," cried her horrified father; "that's contempt 01 court." VVh1AT CAUSES iiIEADAGfE. From October to May, Colds 800 the most ire• qquant cause of Iteadaohe. LAXATIV.6 IiROMO QUININE removes cause. II. Iv. Grove on bas Sao TIIE GREAT TROUBLE. Of course, the world may owe A living W us, though When fate's unified, We're apt le find h Collectors mighty slow. The Flogging Energies Revived. — Constnnt application 10 business is a ta.x upon the energies, and if there be net reiteration, las,sitlde and depres, Sion are Sure to intervene. These comes from stomachic troubles, The want of exercise brings on nervous ir- regulnri.tes, and the stomach ceases to assimilate food! properly. In this con- dition Parmelee's Vogelable P111s will be found n 1'emeeralive of rare power, re- storing the organs 10 healthful action, dispelling depression and a•eviving the flagging energies. Mother—"To ',bine that my little Eth- al shou'id have speeen so impertinent- ly to papa to -day at clinnerl She never hears ire tall[ in that way to 11im, Ell e1 (stoutly)—"\Veli, but you choosed 1111, and 1 didn t." You ere right in regarding orysipolns as a dangerous disease. Annelid, tl,e swollen,Golfing skin with Weaver's Curate: And take I''eaver'o Syrup internally. H --"Flow can. 1 repay yell for that delightful waltz?" She (whose train has tattered)—"Oh, don't repay me, settle with my drehnakerl" Thos. Sabin of Eglinglon, says: '1 have removed ten corns Linen my feet with I'Iollewny's corn Cure." Reader, go thou and do likewise. 'President Fnllicres enjoys =Wool' and indoor- pursulis equally well; Fond et shooting In the morning, in the even- ing he is generally to be found either reading, pal/Ung, or writing. In his time he has Composed some very read- able verse. 1Ie is else en assidnens collector of rare bootie, and on ncen- sloes may bre seen runsmnging amongst the second-hand volumes !lint are dis- played for sale on the riverside quays 111 Pals, YOUR OVERCOATS tlnd-tatad 80101 would look hotter Arsd. 1t ria srenb s1 our to yo,, Sona, write diroat naleoab, nn. Its ERIT15Di AMERICAN DYEING 00. 8' WANTED to boat Irons owner baring GOOD FARM for Bale. Not particular about location - son for ailing. state when and possession ion, and can be had. Will deal with owners only. L, Darbyshire, Ilex 984, Rochester, N, Y, 7i R ETE r�QR��Ra��t�E CO.LD �--, PETERBOROUGH. 3 y Old, Cenadd. 5ENDFIIR CATALOGUE, ELI DRftLS with ono of Loomis' Into lmpr sed mnebine@ you are 'sere of 'largo profits on the capital Invented, - They are the leaders In this line DrillingyMachinerynmado 10 Amerrico lnAddress LOOMIS MACHINE- CO.,1IFi:ia, OHIO. EARN tz AIR THIS RIFLE Icor hunting or target practice. The king air Alio is sura death to small. game, Wo will give this gun to nay boy who will sell twenty-five paokaged of Blaine tar us. Send 500 the Maine: to -day. We trust. you. when you sell the 2E packages 8010 soots each, return our 52.00, -and 'we will �rop td iately Saud you the rifle, ell chargerThin 00LOr11At. 1HANUPACIIRINU'00., Dept:. a, tilimilton. Ont. 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