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"THE CONSPIRA.TORS". ere'
Tlf3N'T that I begrudge Tim
Watson hie honor obeing pres-
ident of our school class, but X
*So think he might have gotten It le:m-
eetly, an' not by mean trickery,
You see, teacher told us how the big
boy s and girls have their presidents an'
other 'portant positions In school; so
we thought we'd have a president, too.
Tim Watson Is the biggest boy, He
had no ,trouble frightenin' all the little
alums to Vote for him; but most of the
gills were for me. Election was to be
next morning 'fore school time.
'Course, 1 wae mighty anxious, an' I
schemed nest I knew how, I got a
pretty good plan, too; an' if somebody
who pretended to bo my friend hadn't
tattled to him. I'd 'a' been 'president
now, I'd like to ketch that fellow!
We nad to walk 'most a mile to school.
It'd been snowing and there was lots on
the ground. My idea was to hide our
fellows in the bushes, and, when the lit-
tle fellows „came along, to make them
pris'ners. Then one of us was to watch
'em while the rest of the fellows ran to
the schoolhouse and voted for me. In
that way td have what teacher calls
the "majority."
Well, sir, we hid: among triose bushes
till we were almoet frozen. After a
while Tim nn' some of his big friends
passed, as well as lots of the girls.
Indeed, so many girls 'went by that
B111 Jenks whlepers to me:
"Gee! I never knew there was 50 0110.133'
girls. Funny, I don't seem to know all
of them, neither,"
But it teas so cold that all were muf-
fled up, 00 we 'spected nothing, That
is, until the school bell rang, and we
ba -d to hustle to eehooi or be late.
Then we found that Tim had already
been 'lected president: .And that he had
made the little fellows put on their sis-
ters' cheeses and coats, so that we had
been fooled at our own garnet
NOw 3, for one, don't think Tim Wat-
son did right. Do you? An' I think
I've got a better right to be president.
A Speedy Trip
e e stele hero, James," said Mr. Blank,
calling hie office boy, elf Mr.
Burns should happen to call
while I'm out, be sure to tell him that
I've sailed for England."
Hardly had the employer disappeared
when Mr. Burns entered.
"Mr. Blank has gone to England, sir,"
volunleered the office boy, when he had
assured himself or the identity of his
visitor, "Sailed this morning, sir," he
added.
"When will he return?" impatiently
queried Mr. Burns.
James looked reflectively at the oppo-
site wall and dug his bands into his
trousers pockets for inspiralion. At
last came the highly Intelligent re-
sponse: "Don't think he'll be back tin
after lunch."
Possibly Will Be.
A schoolboy essay read like this:
America is a forolgn country. Amer-
ica has much coal beds. When it le all
used we shall have to use our brains for
fuel, and It will be scarce."
." •
FOWii "PAY!! 1 g' LEEEMAIP
4 HIJREAH, it's comet I can see It
in mummy's faced.' shouted
0111
"Hurrah! Hurrah!" echoed 130s0 and
Marian and 131111ebOY,
Mother smiled at thle enthusiasm.
"Yes, 115 cozne," said she, producing
the letter Just received from daddy,
"and he wishes us to Join him 3u0t as
noon as poesible."
"Gain' to see daddy!" piped Billiebeee
while the rest all leughed. Joyously,
You see, the Burtons had decided to
build a home in Switzerland in which
they planned to :mend the greater part
00 each year, But it 10 no easy matter
to purchase the eight sort of ground,
so Daddy Burton had be -on spending
some time In Switzerland during his ne-
gotiations, Then, too, he wished to
personally superintend the building of
their little chalet, for, although tho
builders know perfectly well bow to lay
out the house to best advantage—in
order that certain parts would receive
the sunlight and others the cooling
breezes in summer—there were certain
modifications especially desired. Now,
however, the dwelling was completed,
and he wished ble family to take pos-
session at the earliest possible moment.
The reunion was a happy ono. There
was no one like daddy, you know, and
they had missed him sadly during his
"WITH BELLS HUNG ROUND THEIR
NECKS',
absence. So you may imagine how de-
lighted they were to see him again and.
to inspect their quaint little home.
"Looks just like the Swiss cottage
we've seen among the toys In America,"
commented Bess, after a thorough ex-
amination of the chalet,
"Yes," replied Marian, "but I never
ILLICENT Was a little girl who
always looked on the dark side
of things. Sho was constantly
on the lookout for trouble, and expected
the most disagreeable things to hap-
pen, It seemed to afford Iter a melan-
choly pleasure to be able to say "I told
you so" when her worst fears were
realized, and the weather proved
stormy, or the baby refused to sleep
when every well-behaved baby should,
Or the dinner burned to a crisp, or some
such catastrophe occurred, Even when
the sun shone anti things were running
smoothly, she hovered round with dis-
mal forebodings, furnishing more than
the necessary shadows to the brightness
Of the day. For some shadow is needed
to teach us to appreciate the sun.
"Dear, dear," sighed her mother;
"Millicent, I wish you would pay a visit
to the Kies. of Sunshine, and come back
with a whole bundle of sunbeams to
make up for the shadows you carry with
YOu always:"
"Is there such a person?" asked Mil-
licent, eagerly.
"Certainly there is! But X cannot tell
you how to reach his kingdom: Those
who do find it are ever after the hap-
" pleat of mortals."
Millicent pondered over her mother's
words all day, When evening came and
she lay down to sleep, she fixed her
eyes upon the moon, sailing through
en Unclorlded sky, and her last waking
thought was a wish that she might find
the kingdom of sunshine.
The next thing she was conscious of
was being lifted 5113o11 a moon -ray, and
carried Up, up, up, until elle was leid
en a cloud, lumillous with moonlight.
"You :MO to find the Sunshine King-
dom?" whispered a tiny star to her.
(Millicent had heard of singing stars,
but never before of a talkative one).
"Follow mel"
Sbe was carried in the wake of tho
twinkler, quite out of the land of moon-
shine, into a land of purple night—the
realm of shadows, through which many
must pass before they can reach the
sun.
"We are traveling toward the east,"
twinkled her guide. "We will soon be
greeted by Dawn, You will knoev her
by her rosy draperies."
So, On and on. until a crimson light
THE SUN GOD XN HIS BLAZING
CXABIOT
glowed through the gray and Mese Mil-
licent's cheek.
'T will stop bete," said the star. "I
ant the morning star and must go on
duty at once.'
Coneucted by Dawn, the little girl
passed on to the region of the sun.
So glowing and gorgeous it was that
she was dazzled. The Sun King sat in
a golden chariot drawn by fiery steeds.
He reined them in at her approach.
"What would you With me, child?"
he asked In • gelatin accents. "Speak
quickly! The. hours are such fleet -loot-
ed damsels that they will soon outrun
me, I am in continual chase of theme'
"If you please, 0 Sun Xing, I would
like a bundle of sunbeams to keep with
me always, so as to be able to drive
away the shadows!'
"Anil 10 your heart large enough to
contain thetn? It is only there that they
H 31'S just the 110r00 ler 111 o Dick Very Moly' bro ten 11,
„rhoy..,:y he 1100111 got a trio 1,
when an auto whizees by,
He doesn't oven blink an oye.
Ile's ,180,1001h101 to keep;
no really de stet eat a heap, Med meet' 11111 away 00 conree-
1 He'e just a WOOdell rthkingelleree.
each gentle Waevet rze muot boo bees . Parrish,
will consent to remain. The child that
cannot carry sunshine in her heart will
never be able to drive away the shad-
ows. It is not necessary to come to
the Sunshine Kingdom for them. They
play about the earth many days of the
Year. Children should catch them and
store them up for use on cloudy days.
They who look on the bright side of
things and make the best of every
hardship are able to spread more real
sunshine than I have ever done. Go
home, my child, and see that your heart
Is so filled with cheerfulness that it
will overflow and spread to then around
you. This is the kind of sunshine that
knows 110 shade."
It may have been all a dream, but
Millicent profited so well by the lesson
tho Sun King taught her that today
she is known both far and near by the
name of "Little Sunbeam."
AMY SMITH.
Singing Ilettles.
The Japanese, who know so well
how to add little unexpected attrac-
tions to everyday life, manufacture,
311 a great variety of forms, iron tea-
kettles which break into song When
the water bolls. The song may not be
a very perfect melody, but it is per-
haps as agreeable as the notes pro-
duced by some of the insects which
the Japanese also treasure for their
music.
The harmonious' sounds of the tea.
kettles are produced by stetun bubbles
escaping Loin beneath thin sheets or
iron fastened close together nearly at
the bottom of the keltlee. To pro-
duce tho best (Alecto some skill Is re -
(paired In regulating the flre. Tho
character of the sounds varies with the
form of the kettle. These singing
kettles have been used for many cen-
turies.
,Apprentioesthip,
"Yes," said Mr. Pater, with ill -con -
coaled pride, "my youngest inn, makes
some smart remarks at timee. Only
recently he asked MO ivhat it meant
to be an apprentice. I told him 'that
it meant the binding, of ono person to
another by agreement, and that one
person so bound had to teeth the
other all he could of his trade or pro-
fession, while the other had to watch
and learn how things were done, and
had to make himself useful in every
way possible' •
"What did he say• to that?" linked
one of the audiente.
"Why, after a few minutes tbo
young rascal looked up at me and
ealtl: 'Then I suppose you're appren-
ticed to mother, aren't you, cla'"
A 3 -Year -Old Colonel.
It is a wonder that the poor little
grand duke who is the hale to the
dignity of czar Is not already over-
whelined by his titles, Ile Is nearly
ele Yearn old, lio Is loth= of an the
Cossacks, chief of the regiment of the
Guard of Vinland, colonel of the Fin.
ty-eirst Regiment of Infantry of Zit-
oeek, of the Twelfth Regiment of In-
fantry of eastern Siberia, of the Corps
of Cadets of irnalikend, and captain oe
the Fourth Battery of Horse Aetilleree
NotWitlitsatullng these dignities, it is
said that his greatest Joy in life Is a
pollywog dressed in blue and red, tor
possession of which 110 00easlonally
lights with his youngest sister, Pen -
con Anastasia, who IS 0 yeate old,
Mother—I rim sorry to hear that
Tommy Smith tied a kettle to a poor
dog's tail. YOU wouldn't do Ouch a
thing, Would you?
Bobby—No indoor/ mother,
Tutother—Why didn't you stop him,
Bobby?
'Robby -eel couldn't mother; / was
holding the clog,
THE PROCESSION STARTS
even dreamed 00 having it In such a
glorious place. Why, looking up through
your big dormer window that groat
mountain seems as though it were about
to fall on me How much snow It car-
ries on its summit!"
"Big moutain bas white cap," gurgled
Billieboy, more excited than any one
else.
At luncheon Sid told of his rather dis-
couraging experiences in attempting to
make tho natives understand him.
"I tried both French and German at
tho village, but they didn't seem to
know either language. However, I came
to the conclusion that it wasn't alto-
gether their fault when I spoke what /
thought was pretty good French to a
Frenchman at the hotel. He listened to
me for a while as though puzzled, and
then asked me if 1 wouldn't mind using
French, as that was the only language
he understood."
When the laughs had died away, Sid
went on to tell of a celebration which
was to be held at the village on the
motrow,
"Yes, it's what they call the Chal-
andra Mara, a celebration held always
on the first day of March to welcome
the return of spring," explained Mr.
Burton.
Shortly before daybreak next morn-
ing they were awakened by the mu-
sical tinkling of bells in the distance.
At breakfast Mr. Burton observed
that early In the day all the boys of the
village go about the streets ringing
large bells bung about their necks,
"In a little while," said he, "they w111
gather about the fountain In the Dublin
square, after which they will have their
procession."
"0/1, can't we go and see it?" pleaded
Marian.
"Yes, I mean to take you," replied
Mr. Burton.
Breakfast was disposed of hastily, and
soon they were in the village. The pro-
cession was an interesting one. It rep-
resented the return of the cattle to the
summer grazing grounds. First came
ono of the largest of the boys, who was
dressed in black knee-breethes, white
stockings, old-fashioned wooden shoes
and a long nightcap, He carried a milk
pall on his arm, and was supposed to be
the owner of the herd. The ethers fol-
lowed In single file, each personating a
cow. At the end of the line another
large boy, dressed in rough clothing and
wearing a broad -brimmed hat, In his
nand
bo carried a staff. This boy is
the herdsman, whose duty it is to see
that none of the cows drop out of. lino
(the cows always march In single 1110)
Or stray from their accustomed pas-
tures.
Singing a "yedie-song," this procession
wended its way from house to house,
where gifts of fruit and nuts were col-
lected. Mr. Burton informed the others
that with these gifts the boys would
glve a feast that afternoon to all the
'villagers and that the day would end
In music and song.
A few days later Binieboy burst into
the house, clutching in each clubby fist
a. bundle of scarlet Poffines.
"Oh, mumsy," cried he, announcing
an important discovery, "there's noth-
ing but grass."
You're an observing little Billieboy,"
laughed mother; "but, as a matter of
fact, that is all they do raise here.
They have no grains of any kind, or
even timothy. Grass and olover they
have, and that is all."
Sid visited the neighboring town quite
DECKING THEIR HEADS WITH
WREATHS
frequently now, and had already made
quite a number of friends. Today he
asked his father it lut could not attend
the national athletic carnival, which he
had heard would take place within the
next few months.
Mr, Burton promised to go with him,
and then gave a very interesting talk
on athletics and sports In Switzerland.
Besides shooting, cite Swiss have verY
few of the worts with Which we are
acquainted, But nearly every Swiss,
man and boy, engage in gymnastics—
v;restling, running and the like. The in-
struction is almost entirely under the
control of the government, and there are
branch clubs of gymnasts In nearly
every town. There are a great many
contests and reunions which are more
or less local, and once a year a. great
national assemblage, when winners in
special events are presented gifts by
the "crowned maidens."
)
ynyclowgeal
Fq1
Tn. &area oe all the dear ple.ces to
1110
is my little window Sleet:
Though &Indy and bright 18 the gay
nursoree
JIM heaped up with toys, Moo 00300'1 1 ever see.
sure that most cheerless and Ois-
tnal be
Without any window seat,
Croat tales about fairies 1 carry to
rood
In my little eviltdOW seat;
Tins windoW 10 Fairyland 50011114
.A.nd, IftifV4 t2o.Pakrincesses," ono
does not need
/ Look tar trom my Window Settto
A thly brown cottage I see, through
Ole glaze,
From Ins, little window* scat;
Sometimes 3 prebend 'tit a witch who
_ lives there,
ot whom all good lassies artd lade
Sheeld beware,
Or the home of the big, middle -Meth
and wee boar;—
Put I'm Sate in my Window seat,
The nicest of all the nice plaCes 10
dream
rt My little window 00311
Por there, in the light of the StraNing
atinbenne
.A. monarch 1 am, and my 101113(101n I
deem
MY own -ingest, own Window scat,
Velmt interested Marian and ell IlitheY
most waa the opportunity of en3oying
every kind of Weather. When it was
summer dosvn on a level With the chalet
al/ you had to do to get a lino ride en
your sloe wain to trudge up the MOU11-
lain side for a disteenee, Where there
wee any amount of =OW, Tiley en-
joyed themselves immensely.
Amid With surroundings as theme it
did not take long for the weeks, and
then the months, to slip by. Soon thnie
autumn, and with ite ending the Pesti-
Val of the Aupentiadung, when the re-
turn of the Cattle from the mountains
was celebrated. Here in eastern Switz-
erland, ht the lofty valleye of Engadine,
all the original customs had survived.
"As we saw the aering festival We
certainly shan't, mew seeing this," said
Mr. Berton.
Sid climbed all the way up the Moun-
tain to where, In tiny chalets, dairymen
and %%omen had been making butter and
cheese during the summer months. The
men and Women now packed these
products in large baskets, which they
leaded 1313023 their shoulders and car-
ried to the base 011 the mountain, Here
the butter and cheese were packed 111
wagons. The COWS, who had been feed-
ing on the tender grass Ingh up the
mountain all summer, were now driven
down, Then the long train of cattle
and wagons began Its march toward
the village.
In the meantime, their friends at home
prepared to welcome them. A. delega-
tion, led by a company of Children, set
out to greet the returning train. The
boys and girls were arrayed In their
very best garments and carried wreaths
of flowers, while the older members of
the party bore banners and various de-
vices made of colored paper.
When they met the train, the children
stood on both sides of the road and
sang their song of weleome, Then they
decorated the beads of the cattle with
wreaths, and packed themselves upon
the great piles of cheese with which
the wagons were laden.
Sid was shouting and waving his flag
With the best of them as the procession
entered the village. His sisters and
brothers cheered hlm from the roadside.
All the villagers united in song.
Finally a stop was made and the
cheese and butter were removed from
the Wagons and stored. Later In the
day there was a grand frolic on a grassy
plot near the town, where games were
played and songs were sung.
Tired, but thoroughly pleased with all
they had seen, the Burtons entered their
chalet that evening. And as Bess and
Marian began to sing softly the first
11110 of the festival song, "Hurrah for
the Alps," the irrepressible eid threw
ur'Illiusrrhaaht 2 LI. tR.e,"tlidp's and Switzer-
land."
Even Mr. Burton Joined in the bur -
rails that followed, while Mrs, Burton
whispered to herself and hurrah for
such a happy little home."
Only One for Him
AS the train stopped at a small sta-
tion, the traveler leaned cut of
the 'window and called to a small
boy standing on the platform:
"My boy, won't you please buy a butt
from the shop yonder, and while you're
about it you might as well get one for
Yourself for your trouble."
Very 3001 0118 lad reappeared munch-
ing a bun. Handing the traveler his
change he said:
"Very sorry, sir, but there was only
one left."
A Pertinent Question.
A. little boy went to the dentist's to
have some of his "first" teeth ex-
tracted. .Alter they were out the lit-
tle fellow felt very unhappy about
his loss, when the dentist, to Comfort
him, said:
"Ole never mind about that; they'll
come in againl"
"In time for dinner?" asked the lit-
tle boy, his face clearing.
Pull of Glory.
William Dean Howells, the popular
Writer, says that when his talented
daughter, elildred, was a child she
looked up suddenly from her break..
fast one bright morning, and said:
"leather, I am full of glory."
"What do YOU moan?" asked her
father.
"Why," said the little girl, "a sun-
beam Just got on aly spoon, and I
have swallowed ft."
Pitting Punishment.
Toby—Boohoo! Boohoo! I got whip-
ped for thin' nothine
Tony—Honest, what did ytili do,
Toby?
Toby—Nothine I tell yoe. I've Just
got the whooping cough an' when I
asked pa to buy me a Mite and let me
take lessons he looked mere 'flayed than
he did when I used. to 0011911, an' sailed
right into me.
Tabby Jones
SI5wnhwen"site nrst carne tO uff—a, curt -
Only a, mite of a 11111013
piing little ball of fav, which no
one would ever have taken, at first
glance, for a, real, live pussy cat,
But Tabby had come to stay, and
soon, by her nilschlevoue pranks, the
proved that the was, Indeed, a real
pussy—and a neely ono, too.
Polly and Tabby Were enemies trona
the very beginning of their acquaint-
ance. Undonbtedly 11 Was Ineptly emit..
ousy on part of the parrot; for Pollen
who for a long time hue been the only
pet Of the household, eid not take Maul-
ly to the idea Of sharing our favors
evitil Tabby. But if Polly tenneed her
111 will by teasing the eel, Tabby was
not a whit behind in taking every op-
portunity to pay the parrot back In the
eame 00111,
One morning the two were quite peace.
able. This In Itself was remarkable,
TABBY IS ASHAMED
and a warning that something especially
annoying would soon happen.
Sure enough, early in the anathema
we were startled to hear from the di-
rection of the pantry a succession of
shrlelcs from Polly, and teen the words,
many times repeated:
"Tabby Jones, stop that! Tabby
eones, stop that!.
Hurrying to the scene of disturbance, •
we were sUrprlsed to find Tabby in the
act of pilfering from the pantry, while
Polly sat on the window ledge scolding
at the top of her voice.
It was hard to tell le PUSS were more
ashamed of being caught than she was
angry at Polly's betrayal.
Needless to say, each became stlll
more distrustful of the other after that
day.
Net Ball
rus to one of the very newest
games. A popularity greater eve11
than that of ''diabolo" is pre-
dIctee for it.
Net ball resembles in some slight de-
gree both Mabel° and tennis. Each
player (there are usually two in a game)
is provided with a little net fastened be-
tween two sticks, elehen the sticks ere
held wide apart the net is extended, and
presents a. surface) similar to that of a
lawn -tennis racquet. When the net 161
held loose it forms a pocket in which
the ball may be deftly caught.
Two halls (a lawn -tennis ball may well
be used) are continually kept in motion,
being tossed between the two players.
Whenever a player fens to 'return"
within proper bounds, or misses a ball
thrown to him, it counts a point for his
adversary.
While it is easy to catch the ball in
TOSSING TEL, BALL
the net it is rather diffiellt to make the
right sort of "return.' This latter le
done by tossing the net forward and at
the same time Jerking the sticks as far
apart as possible. When 3,013 -10005110
very skilful you may use your net Just
as a tennis racquet Is used, not em-
ploying the "pocket" at all. This, of
course, gives you a great advantage over
an adversary who has to catch it each
time In the pocket before returning.
Net ball WEIS born in England, and is
already becoming quite the 110g1.10 in
France.
Hle COULDN'T help being funny—,
Pierre couldn't—and if I was as
tunny as Pierre I'd run oft to a
circus end be a clown, too.
But that wasret the flrst time Pierre
ran awaY. Once ho toid jimmy and me
all about how be followed his uncle on
board ship, 'fora the vessel sailed from
France, and hoW Pierre's uncle decided
iet last to keep him. Pierre's uncle, you
know, Is chef at our liotel, so that's
hoW we came to know them both,
JimMy and 3 knew—oh, a hong while—
how very funny Pierre was, '011.1135e One
thno When We gal's a. little enterthine
ment he came dressed in a clOWn'S stilt
and danced releer dances and Sang all
sorts Of fenny songs, So we weren't
surprised a bit tvlien Pierre ran away.
Heel always said he Was tired of belle'
in' his uncle in the kitchen—that's what
Pierre did, you know—ancl Soon he Waa
Wang 0.3110.3, somewhere,
It did surinlife lie a whole lot, though,
When in the very. next circus we went
to see whom should we lincl but Pierre!
He came over to the ropes and actually
spoke to 3111IIII3' (1110 Me, Yesser, he
did! Jimmy and / felt prouder than
anything.
Soon SS 31111111Y and 0 get to bo as big
es Pierre—art' he's almost a men-ewe're
gain' to, join a eireus, too, without Waite
to groW as funny as Pierre. Most
likely we'd haVe to wait a 'hundred
years to bo that tunny,,
PIlePcItE