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FOLKS
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TJII', IiUNA\V'Ay PUMPKINS.
Whet1 \1k. Belinda pinnies -thee garden
in Ilse spring, she made her pumpkin -
/led beside. Iter heck A nee. "11 will he
away from the boys there,' she declared,
and hien she. frowned, You see, Altss
li('lindrt didn't like toys, end That was
one vitrosin wlty boy:, didn't like Niles
Belbldn. 11 was las lied she didn't know
tills, hies,.( everybody might have been
happier,
Allss Belinda ; gerilt,11 teas 111e heat In
lawn. I li t rut,ee tt ere redder and sweeti-
e' than leer neighbors'; her apple; were
jucter and rnunder; her genres hung
Mickel.; Icer; rued Iter puulplcins-- net er wrrc
1!IPo'e bigger or yellowy), dn' 111000 le•nri-
dt•rful pumpkins in ell 1110 aurid, 11 ten
BECAUSE OF CONVENTION
WRITER TELLS OF ORGANIZED S'I'U-
PJDITY iN ENGLAND.
There Aro No Original ideas in Asiy
t)eptulnenl_ Medical 'Profes-
sion Scored.
"Conventionalism is the main moss
cf our nalinutl1 digenaralion, and con-
v0utionalisut Is merely another mune
ter orgailizcid stupidity by the retne,-
siun nt Originality, 1t Is a sot of red-
Iapetwn which [wrench's every dcp et-
ruettt of tuitional life."
Snell was the, pronouncement made to
the Daily Mirror by ono of London's
ire 1Ing medical then,
"(trent 11rltuin has been beaten," he
sold, "tit fonlhnll, tennis, golf, rowing
mrd sheeting by oilier countries, and in
IN MERRY OLD ENGLAND KIDNEYTROUBLE
AeI:\YB IlY MAIL At,otrr JOUN IStJt.L
ANI) Ii ld PEOPLE.
Occurrenirs In Ileo Land 'chat (velum
Supremo in the Cc i i oi•t[al
World.
Through treading on a rusty nett
sc.rue teretes agog /sirs. 13, Faw•cus, of
Sunderland, has just died frwn lock -
w,
Lord Aberdeen was a4 Bow SI (Pet
('4l:e' f't,urt, lined at2 for ex.:Poling
the ten tulle nu liour Wit on his
tuol,n' car In SI. James' Park.
The isle of Sinn di l not bremlin a
lust of the United Bing(;nu unlit heel,
when the sovereign rights of the Deeruy
Itemily were putrhns.d Air ;1Y100,000.
The !ivies!' Government bits decided
her manners, ole 1 Ly, religion, late, k (Immo $710,0:A foe tl)t rcbuilding of
car build wu the slue >. which 'Teddy told i Lirclielne, and dress she is fast drop- keit , 1on, Jamaica, and the pcuphl nr
Jos and Smt' Deu,ukd'o told. ling behind 1111 other nasions. I.ug.aest have further subscribed :111A3, -
i can't tell yen, jest w'itnl. mite Belinda "1 akc shooting, Ins Widows). The 000.
did to help grow such nlartelbeis penile- icdlitnry aulhorilies have just discovered Mr. Thomas Lister, postmen, of Mel-
litus, ',mired. Mut she kept the weeds that a right-handed man is usually left- len, alio has retire(( utter forty years'
covey, mrd gave them so 'meth sun Ilial oyes!, Conveniiennlisln says 'shoot limn service, was the lust poslntau to wear
they grew great green leaves to use us the right shoulder',•' common sense says uniform, Its when he joined no unl-
sumshndes and vuving fans to keep lilt` opposite.. forms erre prnvulech
them cool, "hook nt the Telephone companies, Mr. Carnegie, gift of :14100,000 to
When ,Sues Iieibuln rehose hev. s pump- They put the receivers on the lett-hand Rung Edward's lioapilnl Fund Is not -
kin pending r plume .lark ars 'frewere side, when most people are right -eared, title as the first recorded rccognflien
away off in sloth,. Slaps, ui ia litrip, ck,nvenlionnlily again. It is done to -day by Aar. Carnegie 01 the work (hat is
Ill t because it is always Leen clone that way, being clone by hospiIsIs,
buttered and blackened house nest duos
WAN empty end fuelorn They came Ic 'crake handwriting, everybody who heeds quiet," said the Marylebone,
live es 11 lust as Mi.,s Belinda ,,e pump writes a free, quick and useful band is radon, 1 tiLo Court jailer to ND old
lea vines were beginning le blossom and In Ids his pert or Dench (wile differently , (dell woman, accused of begging.
three of the gret yellw buds peeped front -the conventional style taught .in Alt, yea,"replied the lady, "it's a sltll
b peeped schools: tr.ngue teak's a arise head
through the fence to ser. what the pie, "Bid there is no drpeelaneni of nation- '1'I1n decision which the British Boned
they \veer. doing. Pumpkins, qtto see.
nl life where convenNentilisnt is so
often nee curious, and want to see. moment as in the medical profession.
11 tons n funny buck yard that rouse. "1psay in ni1 seriousnessthatthe
with this battered and blackened hoose. enormous death -rata ancon
Some Luer bushes grew by the bask g children
deer, and a rhubarb plant made a great and the unhygienic condition of our
green blotch on the rocky, unkep1 sit of people is due to lois. Doctors meet to -
(Moly hind. Then there was a long gellter and read learned papers to one
clothes -line always full a1 clothes, Iwo another, and these are ahetsvards pub -
children and a furry kitten. liehe(1 in papers which no layman sees,
The pumpkins found all this very h1- ALL J3ECAiUSE OF CONVENTION.
icresling, anti one day two very, very "rhe traditions of the old mystcry-
nnnghly young ones planned to cwt mongering doctor have been kept up Loo
'sway, They were the smear, that were
hiding in the yellow blossoms when they
peeped through the fence. 1L was nit
rosy moiler to (Ude beneath the rhubarb
Mont, nod ,iacky and Tess never spied
them until they had grown so round and
yellow that the green leaves couldn't
cuter Mon any longer,
"(lit 1" exclaimed Jacky.
"Uh I'' whispered 'fess. And They
clapped their hands and danced a lively
lig.
"We'll hove a jack-o'-lantern, with
great holes !Or eye's, nn' a candle lo
light hint f' shouted Jacky,
"An' maybe pumpkin pies, alt' two lil-
tL) saucer ones with what's left ever,
to, you an' mei" said Tess, rapturously.
,fust (hen 31iss Belinda (clue softly
clown her walk -and ,lucky and 'less re-
mentbered.
"1 'spat we can't, have one of thew,"
sohbr' 'fess,
"No," said ,tacky, "we can't 'less we
break 1110 eighth commandment and
Meal,"
Tess shivered, "1 'sped; she said and
Men este cried a real hard cry, it was so
(lieappoinlin g,
Jacky just sat on the steps, and kicked
Ms heels together hard. Ills face was
red, and his eyes were height.
"Why didn't Miss Belinda keep her old
pumpkins t" he declared, loudly. "She's
.t <TYt55 old tiling, nn' only scowls at uS
every day. She has heaps of pumpkins,
nn' 1 don't believe site makes one single
jock-o'-lenlern ; and if the vines ran
away and grew pumpkins in our y('cl,
Tress, why aren't these pulnpkins outs?"
But Tess shook her head and sobbed
again. "They' didn't grow their toots
here," she said. "Thera never would
have been any pumpkins in our yard
'less Aliss Melinda had platted them t"
"We might find only ane," argued
Jacky. "It's hard to see everything that
grows. Besides, what would 11 mutter,
ilst one, when Miss Belinda's going to
pick a whole shediul?"
'.fess shook her head again sadly. We
oust get the cart and carry them home
tight now, 'less they'll be is temptation,
Jacky; \Ve must do it right now," she
said,
13y and by Amiss Belinda heard a funny
creak, creak, corning up her walk. She
opened the door, and looked straight al.
Jacky.
"It's your pumpkins," he explained,
soberiy. "'They ran away an' grew un-
der our rhubarb -plant. That's why the
didn't see Them at' bring them to you
before."
Ales Belinda smiled, She had a plea.
mit loots 11 Ilse wrinkled face when she
curl IL :Tacky forgot that she frowned,
and was (t "cross old thing." It ahvays
pays to be pleusnnt,
"i hope ,you'll snake a jack-a'-lnnlern
cut of the biggest pnmplcit ," he shgges-
bed, politely, "cause it's 'specially good
ter that 1"
'b\n' the other one," exclaimed Tess,
"would make a b-b-n-Iiful pumpkhl pie,
with hen little saucer Ones anode out of
whnl.'s left over."
And then, 1 can't iced you just stow it
happened, but Lha little Cal: went creek,
etrent:, down Miss Ilelhlu'rs walk, and
Miss Bclindit's pempkies went, with it.
' Shes ill " declared jui)ilatl• ,tacky,
"'Yeti i'hlldl en seem to know just what
pumpkins grow for."'
"id' she said,' exclaimed Tess, with a
smile, "Of pumpkins gnaw to make chit -
devil happy, I'm going In help them ivy
shaiiing and being kind."
"Air. Deeply," said 1111' hostess, "won't
you oblige lire with one more song?"
"Oh, rosily," replied the eminent boa-
rrn 'the hour is so late, 1'nt afraid my
singing will (listed) the neighbors.
"Never nil Moll 'They've got a dog
whose howling til, night citslurlas usl"
tfnshnnl-"Darling; I believe hitt I
eat failing,"
Wife (in alar e---"Pra0.ioust (low often
I have warned you, Gett'ge, against
your foolish. speatlallonsl
Hnshnml- -"I don't mean in lousiness,
dear; 1 nie4.11 fni falling In health,"
Wife (rL'ner'ed)•-00h, Is that all?"
11 lidos Mentes to start a business
but it will atop without any.
ling. And yet a man who displays a
little originality is condemned and Os -
trudged because he despises convention.
"Our lene.hers are •incompetent, The
man who lectures on physical degenera-
tion is not strong enough to swing a
cul,
".(rile, muscular development expert is
It puny four -foot num, with e, flat chest
and brentnstick legs, and the diet spe-
cialist looks us though a gond square
,neat would be the salvation of hint.
"And ell because of convention,
America, Germany, and our colonies
throw aver conventions and beat us all
along the line. When aro we going to
get rid of antiquated ideas?"
NEW AND STRANGE.
Something About the Latest ideas on
the Market.
A novelty in (keds Is that which
sneaks the time instead of announcing
!be hour or half-hour by so many
sItoken of a bell. The phonograph in-
side the °beck tells the time in a well -
modulated voice. -
Barbers are adopting an idea which
has less) used by (retrain dentists; this
,s to have a Dud of papas on She chair,
insleucl of a pod of cloth, w'her'e the
Loud fts's. Alter emelt sitting the upper
square of paper is removed, leaving the
pad fresh and clean for the next occu-
pant. The advantage of this idea is
oltiotbs,
1n placing croked food In this or jars,
It is customary to sot lila receptacles
in. a bullar and Loll thein for a short
time prior to sealing. '1'o take Nle jars
hunt this boiling water without being
*mulcted is a feat requiring same skill,
eo a lifter has been invented. A plate
is pushed under the jar; a handle is
than turned, when u holder drops over
ilte neck, anti the jar is lifted clear of
the water. and deposited oe a ,slab.
Tice lifter is a kind of n11niature (fans.
A form of dry shampoo is now being
adopted by diose who aro prevented
by fear of rheunalisnl or neuralgia from
wetting the head. Powdered orris is
gently Tubbed on the head, atter Mlle
ham' has been brushed; a cap is placed
eter the hair, And is allowed to remain
all night, 1n the morning the hair is
brushed again, and the result is equal
to that of any ordinary shampoo.
A flag -holder, for window (1000rn-
tiotts, has been devised by a workman,
A wood block Is made with a rounded
edge in which holes are bored ie re-
ceive the slag -staffs. Tills rounded edge
gives lite proper spread lot- ,two, three,
or more lines, which are faslcned in
these sockets lay screws to prevent them
iron being 1•ilotvn away, The block is
bevelled an one side so as to give n
salisfectory eagle for flying !lags to
advantage, and It can easily be weasel
to the window frame. This holder is So
simple that anyone can make if,
A new sleeve -holder, for keeping short
sleeve:' In. place white putting on on
cn crcottL or jacket, is ulnae of a length
of tripe with n ring at both ends. One
ring Is smaller then the outer, so that
11. 0011 be slipped Uito gh the larger one
Ie foi'In a 11005e in the ewe. The Close
is tightened round the end of the sleeve
aid the urns, w11110 lite free ring is hold
by line thumb, The short stove IS
Ilius kept from being pushed up, and
much trouble .and annoyance .is pre-
vented.
ro-vented.
fie spoke his .love in German --she
nn:stared not a word. 1n French ile
Ivied to woo her -the maiden never
healed. Ile tried his luck in English, in
Isiah -all lu Wein, in Greek, Turkish,
end Lelln, and in the tongue of Spain,
And then - an tnSpiralien came to tine
anguished -youth. "'i;ito universal lan-
a
' l � 110 tied 1 fry, Lo'
lan-
guage," C 11 IDOIhT'
,}, S
110 kissed the demur )Hoiden and press -
el her to Itis breast; she understood
that language, end -well, you Ifnoty
Lite rest,
The tread nlislress of a certain vil-
lage seheol was one slay examining n
Lew of hor select pupils in grammar,
"Stand up, Freddie and make me a
sentence eotttatning the Weed 'seldom, "
she said, .pointing to a small tlrchin.
Freddie paused se 11 In thought, then
with a flush of triumph on his face, re-
plied, "Last Week tether had Ileo horses,
but yesterday 110 ia811od !Oat
of Trade is said to have reached to stop
the duplication of names by IIIc owners Ihmnghl 1 would try Peruna, so i wrote
of ships is tt'wise one and aims to les-- to you and began at once to lake Perun•t
seri a growing evil. and Ala Wahl.
The lieu, Thomas Lord, who Is In "I fool: .only lw'a bottles of Perunn
,Su,Qered Tien Years-Ra1{eved Ire Three
AlonMs•,
11. C. B. I''1Z1?ll, Mt, Stirling, Ky.,
1rn - 'wriies'.
'f,hate suffered with itidney and
other /rouble for ten }saws past,
"Lu3t Atnrch 1 commenced using
Perunn and continued for !lure:, months.
have mol used 1L since, nor have I felt
(1 pain.
'1 hollow that 1 ant well mud I there-
fore give my highest commendation to
Vac c, -olive gtintill's Of Parona,
Pe-ru-tta For Kidney 'Trouble,
Mrs. Geo. 11. SI ser, Grant, Ontario,
(.roti., writes:
"I had 11411 been well for about bin'
years. f had kidney trouble, and, ht
Mot, felt badly nearly all the line,
"This summer i got so very bad
ills Moth y'•ear, and is the oldest Con-
gregational minister in England, con-
Irrates to lake .preaching engagements
to different parts of tee country.
A rentarkullle accident occurred at
Ilarlcsden, a woman being knocked
down and templed on, and her leg
bicken, fn a -terse to be the iiest at a
big amines sale,
Lord Roseberry inaugurated and pre-
sented to tho viilaga of Checldington,
(sticks, a complete water system, which
has cost £2.000, as a meniorial to the
lute Lady Roseberry,
The report of the Government inspec-
ior appointed lo inqulre bolo vita Isle
ell Wight hes disease recommends that
Inc bees should be wintered upon stores
eentaining an admixture of beef ex -
Known. as the Cardiff warning man's
Milker, George Matthews, who bed
conducted the Cost Sptotl Financial
Association, was at CardIll Quarter Ses-
sions found guilty of extensive frauds.
In the savings bank established by
the North-Easier'n Railway Company
for their employes, the annual report
shows a stem of X854,662 standing to
the credit of the 10,532 depositors, giv-
ing an average of k81 ench.
An electric tramway car in Birming-
ham collided with a wagonelto contain-
ing ten old women, who were being
driven from the I1nch's 'Trust alms-
houses. All were thrown out, and Iwo,
each aged seventy-four, were seriously
iujlifed,
An inquest WAS ]veld recently nt Is-
lhigtott on Alarming John Lumbers, a
ixeli%elnau, who fell from his bicycle.
The pipe which he was smoking was
forced through his palate, pierced the
base of the skull, and lodged in the
brain. A verdict of "aCciclenlal death"
was returned.
Five people had a remarkable es-
cape from death in a motor smash on
Me Brighton road. 'rhe car dashed
Iin'ough a hedge and chopped into a
stone quarry,
Since January .let the Royal NaUon-
ttl Lifeboat institution has voted re -
wands for saving 844 lives, and the life -
beats have been launched to the aid of
vessels in. distfes son no less than. 200
occasions:
BABY'S DANGER.
More little lives ,are lost (luring the
hot weather months that at any other
time of tine year. 40 the summer
months tittle ones are the victims of
diarrhoea, cholera in15 1tun, dysenlry
and stonutch troubles. These canto sud-
denly and without waning, end when
a medicine is not, at hand .to give
plomp1ly the ;short delay may mean
death. During the hot weather months
Baby's Own Tablets should be kept in
every home where them is a young
chgd. An occasional use of 1110 Tab-
las will prevent stomach and bowel
troubles. Or 1f the troubles conte un-
awares it prompt use of Ibis medicine
wilt bring the child through safely,
Ages, J. Renard, New Glasgow, Que.,
says: "1 cannot speak too highly of
111d.13 is Otvn 'tablets, One of my chi)-
dren )lnd a. severe akinete of diarrhoea
which the Tablets promptly cured.' Sold
by• medicine deitlers or by mail nt 25
cents a box from The Dr. Williams'
Medicine Co„ Brockville, Onl,
PITH, POINT AND PATHOS.
Maty men have litany minds, but not
ninny of us aro mind readers, all the
some.
1'erclship is one ship 11151 con general.
le be depended upon to \nuke the voyage
of life all right, -
\Votnan differs ft'out molt in that she
can generally los' her hear( without los-
ing Iter head,
Alen who drink lo forgot their sor-
rows forget that they aro simply sew -
in,: n now Crop,
Revenge is the poorest crop MM. 0101-
letl trial error sieved in despair of spirit.
' Virtue may he Its own reward all
right, but the reward is one that can-
nel always be collected,
Widow's weeds cotlkl never have been
gl•:etvn in the Garden of Aden.
leew Wren known their own minds -and
those who do, wish they (ewes
The shortest life is sufficiently long to
feel regret , l .g L iel ,
King Edward Clow wear's braid on ills
[misers -ter tt'hiecii nobody eon upbraid
hint.
And it's easy to advertise Ilia tact
rind one of Altmann. and now I (eel
better that I hove for some time.
"I feel that Penner and Stannlin cured
mo and made a different woman of me
altogether, I bless the slay 1 picked up
the little book and read of your
Peruna,"
Il is the business of the kidney's to
remove from the blood all poisonous
ranted/As. They must be active all the
lime, ole the system suffers. There ere
limes when they need a little assistance,
1'erumt is exactly ihis sort of it rem-
edy, 11 has saved many people [rain
dLsasler by rendering the kidney's ser-
vice at a lime when they were not able
to bear their own burdens.
_..-e. —
GIINERAL INIOOII,IATION.
interesting Hits of Knowledge About
Most Everything.
1t is estimated that to put the entire
British telegraphic sy.slem underground
%vcuid cost about $125,000,000.
It is calculated that the amount spent
in advertising in Great Britain amounts
to about 8450,000 every day,
British 'louses of Parliament cost 816,-
500,000, which is the same amount as
St. Peter's at Rome cost in building.
The German Empress owns jewels
worth $550,000, and has the right. to
wear the Crown jewels, valued at 8800,-
000
Coffins of heavy plate glass, hermeti-
cally sealed, are now being used. It is
said they are much more sanitary than
any aloe' kind.
Tho largest serpent ever measured
was an anaconda, which Dr. Gardner
Ic•unci dead in Mexico. It was 37 feet
long, and 1t took two horses to drag
along,
Western Australia )las the highest pe•-
centage of mime of any of the Austra-
lian Colonies ; but the average number
of mines is lower than that in any part
of the Southern States of America.
The worst attack of cattle plague
known in Great Britain was from 1805
to 1867; 124,382 cattle died and 110,183
were slaughtered. On this occasion the
plague was imported Irom Russia,
Germany exports more than 3,000,000,-
000 lead pencils •every twelve months.
They are shipped to foreign countries at
the rate of over 10,000,000 a day, count-
ing six days to the week. -
Probably the greatest number of wild
geese ever seen at once flew over lite
town al. Lewiston, Illinois, a short time
ago, Their number was estimated at be-
tween 14,000 and 15,000, and for nearly
half nt hour the sky was quite black
whit them, -
Suturn, which shines as a yellow star
01 the first magnitude, is nearing the
earth, and will'be at his. least distance
Ilii. month, some 760,0(10,000 utiles, or
nearly twenty limes as far off as Afars
el his nearest approach quite recently.
When near the earth, as at present, a
smolt glass will show the planet's rings
and bells.
Some tropical plants can renlly be,
seen to grow. An eminent scientist, who
matte measurements in some botanictil
guidons in Java, recorded a gt'otvth in
a bamboo of 171n. In a single day.
Another bemire() was observed to ncicl 8
inches to 115 height daily for fitly -eight
(Ws, while two others grew -4 inches
steadily each clay for sixty days.
'1'he most wonderful bird flight noted
m Iho migratory achievetneut of the Vir-
ginia plover, which leaves its haunts 111
is'(rll America atcl, laking a course
down the Al11mlic, reaches the coast of
13tnsil in one unbroken flight of fifteen
hems, covering n distance of over Three
thousand miles at the rate of foul' miles
a minute.
'l'(IftUtll'I' WAVES,
Avon 'cum lo talk; women tall: by In-
stinct. -
Slimy a gill supports hceeelf and a
largo family by marrying,
'I'Ite mon who waits for just Ilia right
time to sttu'I; Dater gels nnywlierc.
A poor nen hawi't 11.11 11 to do with
lawyers, but some of thea have 11511,
A girl is very, very inlelleolnnl if olio
cruet tell you what another .girl lin, ren,
Leve, says a bachelor, is the Ming
\tilled makes you believe what you
knave 1s net (rile,
Pnaplc who boast Ih,'y net er did ally-
Ilnng to Is, tislmmed of, Ino lucking 111 n
sense of shame.
'i'he mann who et11 1 nf1n'd a nnoinr-emu`
ran eettsule Meisel(' with the thought
that you tore 0 fool, Ali you have la ihat 5 ben) doesn't cost so touch and is
do 1s Least publicly of your wisdom, almost as dtmgelves, -
Nurses' and
Mothers' Treasure
-safest regulator for baby, Prevents
calla and vomiting -gives healthful rest
-cures diarrhoea mahout the 1#aalhll
effects of medicines containing opium
or other injurious drugs. 4 a
Cures 260,-.atdrug-stores,
,„4p„„,„,,,,,„,„ ent
Diarrhoealaafmud :(1,
atontreah .*
SE1 F -I IFeLP l d'tEN'I'IAL.
1'1xperienre shotes turn', anti ntore
every day that the man who lulutvs
rrost is he at leo 18 most in demand, ia,lh
in the pled'signal and in the coIitAtes•-
chit world, tend in donrevtis lite as well.
The chill+ r and Rut 611ntdet011 have no
r..hetnr,e tow:, and in theft' pias,
tLe shrewd, \t'e'll -,ulna t''t, tt„Il-nl-
formed business man, in the Elul lase,
cunt lite arrteahle, 1p,llr,thcd fl1 •11(1 slid
,V,t)lpnnimt In Nle Init,e'1'It qurib.
he can be rutlivuied fn our , spare
little. and ili, the• roan tt•tui put% his
1 tslelt to the, best use wit gels nu in
this tvoi'11,
11 1s n Liver fli.1.-Mtnty of Mc Mb
1110105 I11rel nen has to '1(11 mel wilt
hove their orient in a disordered lit,•r,
wlurrh is n ('rl:,•e!(' men, p tiara
MIS :Intl& L1 the disturhaneeg that
come from irr,'gitur hnb(is of tact; .I
Nita, to tinting and drinking, This lo.
(aunts for the greet malty liver reg,
talars naw .pressed on the attention d f
sff° Pt's, Of these s is lone 14'
pceriorein Ittet 1'.n'mtrice'h Vegetable
Their operation though gentle is tf
lite, and the most d,,lietitc can Use them.
She tslornly)- "\What Was that noise
1 heard in the hall early this nuu'nin;t
when you cote in?” Ile thitslily)-"It
must have been Met day breaking, my
darling,"
ITCH(, Mange, Pralrio Scratches and
every forum of contagious Bets in human
er animals eure(( in '30 minutes by Wel.
feed's Sanitary I:olfort, 11 never fails,
Seld by nil druggists.
"You say she married for love; but
T happen to know that the titan she
married is worth a uttllionl" "Of
coarse; the metier' is what she loves!"
Nearly all intents are more or less
subject lo diarrhoea and sl eh cern-
paints while teething and no this peri-
od of their lives is the most critical,
motlu•rs should not be without a bot-
tle of Dr. .1 D. Kelloggs Dysentery
Donal, This medicine is a specific for
such complaints and is highly spoken
of by those tvho have used it, The
proprietors (lain it will cure any case
of cholera or summer complaint,
"\Veil, oicl amen, 1 haven't 50011 poll
for an age," said a man le a friend who
had become a Bcnedidc. "How do you
Pied matrimony suit pot?" "I1's an ex-
pensive thing." was the reply. "If I
had only known what I had to pay in
milliners' bills--" "You tvoukl have
remained single, eh?" "No -1 would
hove married a milliner!"
Physical Pain and mental anguish atnfot the
victims of skin diseases. (lot rid of both by rah
bind WYervecle Oarate on the heated, Itching, dis-
figured face. Ile relief given is among the
wonders of inedioine
peeler (lo patienly.--"Your henrt is
ranter irregular. nave you nnything
That is worrying you?" Patient -"Oh,
not particularly) Only that just naw'
n-Lcn you put your hand In your pock-
et I thought you were going to give me
ycur bill,"
Pleasant -os syt'up; nothing equals 11
as at wenn medicine; the Annie is
Mather Graves' Worm Exterminator.
The greatest worm destroyer of the
age,
Small Boy (in awed tones)-"Pn, do
you know, I looked into the parlor just
now, and what do you think I saw?"
Fnlher--"Can't guess, my boy.' Small t
Bey-"\Vlty, sister Polly was silting on
the, piano -stool, and her young matt
was kneeling in front of her, holding
her hands like glue." Father -"Alit
sensible young fellow that, He was
holding her hands to prevent her play-
inb the piano."
Give Holloway:s Corn Cure a trial. It
removed ten corns from one pair of
feel without any pain. What it has
done once it will do again.
INSANITY IN BRITAIN.
The Lunacy Commissioners' Report
Shows lltere:ISe.
Tho annual report of the British Lun-
acy Commissioners, published recently,
shows a disquieting increase in the pop-
ulation of Great 13rilain's asylums.
WAS A BOGUS NOBLEMAN
SI1CUftl;D AN EARLY S'TAWI' IN CA -
OP GRIME.
Seymour Barton, Who Posed as N
Nobleman, Imprisoned for Lite
for Murder,
Seymour Barton, known from one
end of America to the other as "I,ard
1t'1•inglon, will nus hung for murder-
ing 111111VS 311`011111 four year:: ago, but
Wilt Undergo lifelong imprisonment. In
cenunuilitg the sentence, the Governor
ae Ali--.M,urii •annx,uneed ; "Nu loan in
31 -'611(1 1.111 ),e executed V iI1t UL his
n.itsenl,' nod llurlr,n alq,utenlly still
Ili -nits lift, worth I1ih',t
'Pius cl tppnur' from the public stage
anoi11er of the tribe of bogus nnbietnen
wh,, iutleosrd Iheuiselves upon lite guili-
btlify oI deotocrtla p10510, many' of
niretn, 1lrhnps lite tllajuri1t', still death;
le,wc a lord. Barton's chief sleek -In-
hale se11, tt good English ascent, It dce-
u'nL ti.ic,tan"e, and colossal Cheek,
and 11c so assets worn used to advantage
net t (Ile liu-iy in rural iti
t h r e, rue itis lacteal ea 1.3311,5, hedivenotnlc1p-
s,
parently Reirenuid wilts open tams.
STA117'111) EARLY 1N CRIME.
Barton secured tut early stat'( in his
11,11 i' of e't'hic'. \\ bean hut seven gents
of age Le tea, arreshul at '1'tulbridge.
Wells, Englund. for itttattdiaristtl. 1 -Ie
received a sentence of Site years, hal
brelce out of jail, - When eighteen he
became a store accomplished criminal,
stole 810.000, was arrested and sen-
rt d la t.n y arimprisonment, but
ile forged pardon papers and again es-
caped,
Then he travelled in the best society.
stele everything of vrilue that he could
find, visited .France, Germany, Spain
and Iridin, and served terms of impri-
sonment in all four countries. Altcr-
ualely Barton was an adept and then a
tunglor in his crimes. Sometimes his
performances hauled Ilse oust skilled
detectives, and again his work tuns easily
traced out. Ilis matrimonial wits al-
most as varied as his criminal career,
MANY AIABRIAGES,
In 1880 be married Miss Celestine
Elizabeth Miller, of New York, took ,ter
to England, and deserted her. In 1002
ho married a young Canadian woman
and deserted her three days later. In
1003, posing as Lord 13arringlon, he
married beautiful Miss \Viihetmina
Grace Cochran, of Sl. Aids, daughter of
tt lCansas City pork packer. She dis-
ecvemd Thal he was not a real lord and
obtained a ditoree, while Barington got
six months in jail. Many other mar -
sieges are attributed to hila.
The bogus lord supposedly murder(%)
Jetties AleCann - and a friend for his
mone3, with Lhie intention of ntarry-
lrlp :firs, McCann. McCann aided Bar-
ton, Inking him into his own home to
live. In June, 1003, McCann disappeared
from home, and a few trays dater his
body was foundina quarry. Marton
was arrested for the murder and con-
vieted.
-,W
In Fields Far 011. -Dr. Thomas' Ee-
lctirlc nil is known i' Austrnlht, Mouth
ant Central America as well as in
Canada mrd the Gulled Slates, and its
ccnsutttpiion increases each year. It
has made its own way, ancl all that
needs to be clone is to keep its name
lefore the public- Everyone knows
Mat it is to be had at any store, for
alt merchants keep it.
Mrs. Jenkins -"My little boys get the
measles." Mrs. Tompkins -'So has
mine; he got it from Ihogrocer's child-
ren." :tits, Jenkins ,disdainfully) -"Oh,
1113' little ls)y got ii from the clergy-
man's children-"
If you aro out of aorta get abottle of Terrorise'
Oa beat tonic, and you will be surprised how
(pinkly that thud feeling will wear o0. $1,00
bottles. All Beate -o in medicine.
"I am thirty -Ove vent's old," announc-
ed a woolen of Iifly-six et a lea last
wreck. "And f urn lwenly-six." said the.
wcntan of forty-five. Then, turning to
a girl of seventeen wlto stood near by,
she asked: "hate old arc p011, Ethel?"
"Oh," replied Ethel, "according to pre-
sent reckoning, 1'In ;not born yet"
Tested by Time, --in his justly -cele-
brated Pills Dr. Parmelee has given to
the world one of the most unique medi-
cines offered to the public in late years.
i'tepa'ed to nieet the w'.mtt for a pill
which could Pe taken sentient nausea,
nn,t that would purge without pain, 1t
bas met all requirements in that direc-
tion. and it is in genet's' use not only
tecauso of litese. two qualities but be-
cause it is known to leossess alterative
At• the beginning of this year one out and curative powers ic'h place it hl
Of every 282 persons in England and the h'out rank of )nedlciw'hnes.
Wales L,,, reported to be insane. Ten
years ago the ratio of insane persons "Aly friend." said the solemn teat.
was only one to 314. Front 1.869 to 1006
1113 population of Iatglend• and Wales
increased 551; per cent.., while tine in-
sane Increased 133 per cent.
A significant fact brought to light by
the report 1s lila spread of senile de-
mentia, which alone accounted for over
38 per cent, of last years fresh lunacy
cases. Discussing this phase of the
situation, one medical lulherily ex-
pressed the belief that we live too long
for the land of work most of us d0.
"The advanced medical knowledge of
lo -day," said titre authority referred 10,
"keeps tl-nlult.itui'o of persons alive
what. ,Hinds arc prnc'lfcally worn out.
Tilo present age demands wore bruin
worn and nerve sh•atn Now Oreery opts
limit was demanded only a few years
lig,,. There is less and less demand for
people who can only 1st their hands,
Too physical wear and tear has de-
creased, while the brain work and 1110
N11'8i11 011 1110 nel'yons system have hl-
cren,c,1.
"the r"sulL, is 11111 1.11(1 mind dies lust
roil no llody is I<'1'!, silve by medical
Science, tl'lmich lltns adds to the you w.
(tel Or senile dementia cases in our
ass luta,,"'
DARK slir'i11?1l.
'noes unye.ne Snow where the dead (31
night is bUticd?
have you ever clone emelt to snake the
Community in which you reside Iho bet-
ter tar your living in I(?" "I have
done much," replied the other, 1n1mte-
"10 purity the homes of my beIkuw-br-
ings.r' A)l,'I C('lhliltkd no solontn
than, with a pleased enols, „you disiri-
Lule tracts?" "No; I clean carpets."
A boy never so thoroughly realizes
that quarrelling is sinful 55 when he is
felling licked in u fight.
rued"
heat, httl�asS111
said. �^
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