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YOUNG $ —
Peru -ria
FOLKS $ for
Catarrh,
FAT! 11 11'S G1RL, Coughs,
1 ler hall' is sI'night and stubborn ; she COWS,
has freckle; by Ilse scum; GrI
She i, apt to have a rout within her p•
Choicest 1'411;11ure,
Shn is undersized and settees by Iter
sisires fair and tall,
But site never tires of doing Mildly acts
fur uuu and ell,
Mary faint's the wale' In, and hunts her
fuliter's hid ;
Almy sweeps the kitchen Boor and picks
up Tommy's bat.
God's wondrous gift of beauty missed
her homely Mlle, taco,
But her loving little mother -heart IL
filled with double grace.
0000000000 Qoococrkoo a
THE LITTLE DEER AT THE
FOUNTAIN.
Every night when the moon was round
and shining brightly hl the sky, little
Steeped and her mother would w'tlk
on the lawn to breathe tho pure sweet
air before going to steep. !land in hand
they would walk 1(e end down on the
Lawn and around past the fountain.
A lithe stone deer Blood at the foun-
tain. Margaret. Wcis very fund of the
little deer; she wished very much that it
was a real live deer, like the deer in the
park. ",Marmon," said Margaret, "why
don't we 'MVO a ih•e deer hhsteud of a
stone deer? A ltvo deer could drink the
water at the fountain, and I think it
would bo much prettier than a plain
whit: stone deer."
But mamma thought ibo stone deer
was nicer, because it could not run about,
and trample the grass.
One night, when the moonlight was
flooding the lawn and making the water
glisten and sparkle, litho Margaret ran
out on the lawn alone, to talk to 010
111110 deer,
"1 wish you were a live deer," Mor-
gereL was saying, ns she stood by lire
111il0 shine deer. You would be my pet,
and you could ton and piny with me."
"You ore very nmeh mistaken If you
think I cent run and play," said the
lilllo deer, and, oh ! he begun to run
and prance about the lawn.
Margaret was delighted, "Oh, can
you, ;kerb", can you really?" she cried,
running attar hint as he pranced about.
"Papa has often told nae Ilial I could run
as fust as a deer -dot's try ; let's run a
race across Ihe lawn."
And the little deer ran, and Margaret
ran as fust as the deer.
"1 can 1 I can r cried Margaret, clap-
ping her hands. "1 can run as fast es a
deer 1"
"1 can leap, ton 1" said the little shone
deer.
"i can slip l" said 'Margaret.
So away they went, skipty-leap, all
around the lawn. Little Mnrgarct laugh-
ed with )flee, and loss, d her arms in the
nionellighl. She was soh happy to have
the utile deer play with her.
"N, w we are tired," said little Mar-
gins!, "lcies sit down by the fountain
and rest."
"I'm not tired," sold Ihe tulle stone
deer. "You may ride on my back if
you like."
"Oh ! may I?" cried Margaret.
And the little stone deer kneeled down
and iinrga'et jumped up an his back,
and away they went liko the wind.
Little Margaret clung with all her night
to the deers neck, She is d never taken
such a fust ride hc'ore ill her life. "1
wish you 0 uldn'L go quite so fast, if
you please," she said, el lost.
"That is the w•ay 1 used to run when
the hunters chased nut," said the little
slime diner.
"011, little deer," said Margaret, did
Ihe hunters ever chose yuu 1"
"01 course, they chased me," said the
deer. "'1'hnL is the way they caught 010
i. hying 11113 hero to stand al your foun-
tnhn:'
!'ell me about it," said little Star -
gavel, letting go and rolling down to the
soft gross.
"Well, sou know I was brought up in
the forest," began Ihe deo'.
"\3argnroL I ,elcrgcirCL 1 what Inc•you
doing asleep lucre on rho damp grass."
said her mother, stooping so to lift little
Margaret, "Conte in, and be put to bed,"
"1 haven't been asleep," said Marga'eL,
rubbing her oyes. "I've been pinytng
wills the little stone deer. ]Io ran and
played with ane, and I rode on its bacic;
and ho was going to tell 110 about the
L11110 when he lived in the forest."
"Well, he can tell you about it to-
morrow," laughed Meilen..-Vs mother,
"It's bedtime now."
The little deer never told 1\largaret.
Never ngetn did he run and play and
tall: with 111110 Margaret, though often
she carne out in the moonlight and
coaxed hint, But Merger -et never forgot.
Often from Ihe most delightful story she
world lift her eyes, and ch'eanl again of
her play in the moonlight with the Me
stone deer that cane to We and ran
races and 1011(1(1 with her at the foun-
tain.
STORY OF 110d'GUS .fli'VELS,
'Music hall Fiimier's Attempt to Bam-
boozle Railway Ends in Flight.
A curious incident happened In Rome,
linty, some lime ego, when a leavel-
lnig trunk tens Inst. The ohne' it music
'hall singer, dee'ared ilia it contented
vnhlnLle effeels end jewelry, and she
'wen caGked $25,003 In tined settlement
of all realms. 13111 the music hail star
seemed..
11 so happened that, pending negotia-
tions, the trunk was discovered, ani
the order was at once given by the nf-
91el0l8 for n list of its conlente. An
expert jeweller was also rcquistioned,
end hies response was to the effect (hitt
the asserted precious diamonds were all
tnlse. Tho feet rennihcei the sats of the
owner, who disnppenred, and has not,
teen. !lewd of since,
POPULAR AIR.
Firsibe•n-"I palled the governot'':g
lag In the tune of WO This horning."
Second Sol---"Goid1 I3y the way,
kvould you mind teaching Inc 1116 tune?"
Pomona is a household friend in
more than a 401111.1010 hordes. This
number is increasing evert/ dart/.
Peractta has beeocide a household word
all over 2118 English. speaking world.
It is an old tried remedy for all ca-
tarrhal diseases of the head, throat,
lungs, stomach, kidneys, bladder and
female organs.
Ask Your Druggist for Free Perera
Almanac for 1907.
ABSENT-MINDED I'Ui1Lif
117,1120 Articles Left in Public Vehicles In
World's Metropolis.
1s the public growing more absent-
nt elect 7 An answer in the affirmative
would appear to be the legitimate de-
duction from the figures supplied in (Ile
annual report of the Commissioner of
Puttee, regarding arifc•hs found in nabs,
onulthuses and Iramwny cars, and re-
ceived al We lost properly oltee.
Last year 57,1420 arlieles were found,
an hhcreaso of over 5.0110 on the pre-
vious yem. In 1501, 110,211(1'1 •es were
found, and since then there has been n
steady Incrense. ','here were received
last year 4.1,525 written Inquiries in re -
geed
to lost goods --en increase oI 5,435
on the figures of 1001, and 01 14,051 on
those of 1003.
Owners of the lost, articles were found
in 20,770 cases. '!'hese were of the de-
clared value of :£27:215 10s., and awards
amounting to £3,500 128. were paid to
drivers and conductors who found the
lost netters. In 13 cases awards 1(l' 211
were laid, eve of £0, one of £7, for of
£8, Ihrce of 1:210, ono of 1125, one of 1130,
end to one ease the lucky Under received
x1100.
Public forgetfulness was mnsl marked
in the case of umbrellas, no fewer then
25,337 being left, in public vehicles.
liege numbered 4,1107, articles Of null's
clothing 3:270, women's clothing 3.220,
purses 3,707, operagtnsses 7703, jewellery
1,535, and watches 232.
DISEASE MADE BONES
SNAP LIKE CLASS
Frank L. Wellington has died at his
Monne in Trinity Avenue, New York, the
victim of a d'sense which mused his
le mins to snit)) Tike glass. One dny while
holding a strap in a street ca' his arnl
snapped off. A sho•I limo Inter a leg
bone snapped. According to his l.lhysi-
eial this terrible condition was brought
about by talking medicine which cue.
lathed a certain mineral poison.
Again and agn(n has it been demon.
stinted that mineral medicines are
harmful. 1L is because 13ilenns, while
1.e elective foe all liver and digestive
disorders, yet contain no Bence of *ny
mineral, but are, on the aonlrery, pure-
ly herbal, that They have wont the pride('
01 medicni men, trained 11111'808 0111
scientists all the world over. 1.lilrnns
differ from nearly every other livor
medicine in containing 00 mercury,
and from nearly every other slemnrh
medicine 10 being free ,,ern bismuth.
They are else free from elenttol• They
are compounded from the (Most. known
medtclaed hetes and rents, end are thus
lite host fnnlily lnorliclnn That can he
obtained. They apernlo gently no the
bowels, curing censli1.1111fnn and pars,
They correct, acidity of the Molnar!),
stimulate the digeslion, lone up the
liver, end correct, the ,secretion of Idle,
Their general nclton is et the sane lime
cotreelive and tome -correcting faulty
secretion, toning 11p weak nee dehili-
fated organs. They dots cure ahtrnhin,
green Siekneee, female 0i1111011I and
hmegula•illee, blond impurities, 111011.
1110115m, nausea, headache, gas, pain in
the chest end between the shnuidel's,
constipation, 111i18, rind all female ail-
ments, All clrnggisls and stores soli
Tllleals al, Ofly renis a box, or post
free front the Tlflem Co., Toronto, of
receipt, or piece.
Never Sedge yourself by the ladle tel
your neighbors,
FROM
NOTES
BONNIE SCOTLAND
OF INTEREST I It:S'S 911051 11 1111
i3\NILS AND 11 11M3,0.
What Is Going On in the I7ilihlnnds
anti Lowlands of Auld
Scot in.
Mr, Throes \hhsen liar been UPUp-
101,111111,11(..(111Up-
101,111111Up-
101,111111,11(..(1tilusgOws new Lord 11+1111111+11111 "1
(
Sir Iluhet•t Diens Tooth, Bart., )reset•
of lienufucl I:1(.+lin shootings, gave a
grand bell Iasi wc,'k,
A public meeting was held in thin
Town hall, P,a'!nl ello, la protest ngninet
the vulgarization of I1 c promenade.
The lute Mrs. .inns Goldin of Todd,
Lockerbie, has left £2,0110 to the Free
(lurch of Seolliuul Gd` the furtherance
of evnngelislte work in India,
1',orcl Lovett haps retired about 2,000
wild duck, which will form a most en-
joyable addition to the covert shooting
1(t Beaufort Cttslle,
Ah'. ,Tames 14. Elder, M,A., of the Con-
tent school, Inverness, has neeepked en
assisltmbship in (ileu«rnoek Puh110
sellout, under the Kilbirnle 'School
Boned, Ayrshire,
At Slrubane Boned of Guardians'
meeting a woman, Mrs. Simpson, was
appointer( to lake charge of the work-
house, holler and boiler room at is. per
day and rations.
The total receipts in connection with
the Inverness Soldiers llcane Bazaar
were :2105, 5s. Od,-leaving £1.101 Ss.
81. to be handed over to rho Building
Committee.
The Grangemouth steamer Skulla
was sulk in collision 01111 the Nome,
glen steamer 'Sento, near the Forth
bridge. The chief officer, William Me-
Ceskill, was drowned.
The Kilmarnock Burns Club, at a
meeting on Saturday night, resolved to
assist the fund for the Auld Brig by
bolding a concert in the Exchange hall,
and by issuing collection sheets.
The Dingwall Peat end Porridge Club
held theft' autumnal outing recently to
Actlillay, wlieh'c an enjoyable meeting
was held, nand the mystic rites and
ceremonies of the order observed.
In the will of the lute Mr. ;hones Smith
Napier, iron merchant, Glasgow, hand-
some legncins, amounting in all 10 near-
ly £11,000, have been left to Glasgow
and other elene1ies, as well es to a num-
ber of churches.
The remains of the late Ainjor 1, Ai.
now, one of the founders of the quern's
litho 'Volunteer Brigade, were necoreled
military honors from St, Andrews
parish church to \\'arrtston cemetery,
Edinburgh.
The new wing of the Western infirm-
ery of Glasgow wens opened recently.
11 affords accournodalforl for seven,;;
eat tents, but es 510 eases are still wait-
ing for ndmi sign, further extensions
seem urgently called for.
Mr. \V. Boss, Dunrobin, on Ills depnr-
lure for New Zealand, was presented by
his 1cie t.ls with a purse or sovereigns
and a Milestone bag at o. farewell
gathering held 111 1110 Sutherland Arms
Hole. 1. Ah'. Boss leaves Golspie with the
best wishes fl' his sueces8 of a large
circle of friends.
The total herring cttfeh al Wick for
the season is Ott 485 cruns, against 100,-
097 iast year. There Is no business in
cured icerrings In the local market, near -
1y all lite stocks being droned out,
elks Lucy E. B. eleckenzlc, Elgin, has
gained a free studentship in drawing
end painting at the Board of Education's
Art Schools, South Kengsington, Lon-
don. A free studentship °milts the
holder to Gree admission for two sessions
to the lectures end Instruction in one of
the schools of the college.
"ATKINS" CANNOT COOK.
"I'onunies" in British Army Victims of
Inferior Cooking.
There are very few men In the Bril-
lsh arllly who ore satis0ed with the
ma1ner in which artily (toutklug is done;
and who eon wonder?
The secret of indifferent army mess-
ing ltrs 111 the unpreparedness end ult-
willingness 'of snldie'-cooks tut' their
work. Men aro selected at random
been the ranks, tolnlly regardless of
their qualifications, and are thrust into
n nook -house to prepare, perillps 011
the very day of appointment, dinner For
a company of Bret. It says much for
the soldier's adaptability and the car
pacify for extraneous week of the one
`trained cook in n halinlion-the serge-
a11
cviak-111nL meals +1('o 0011(0d ss well
as Ihcy are, But. this conking Is at ids
beet primitive, end al fin worst abso-
lutely ',Shunts to any stomach but that
alt Ilii osl l•ich.
Liltic opporltmity Is allowed the son.
semi. cook foe training Ms charges;
they come and go wild the abrupt ra-
pidity of nil soldiers on billets that are
uncongenial; and men leve not infre-
quently to be detailed to act es ce0115
1(e for any nrdfnn'y fatigue. The work
el Ihe soldier -cook is as physically ex-
eclkng as his very exacting or! elite
well bo, often testing from 4 a. 111 to
5' p. in. lie has seven working days,
and his only recompense cones from
the errnnlslnnee that he is not required
to tiny the orthodox tlhreepense per diem
for his mecshlg.
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PRUDENT.
"Dona you Think yeti might to tell
NI her of our ehgegeuhinl, Bob?"
"\Ves 111111 your father who has just
tone loan?.
"Well, 1 think I will well till he has
hall lime to put his slippers 011"
HANDiCAPPLID,
"Have (11e leshlmos adopted any of the
ways of c[vili•cntinn yet?" asked the
young 111011 \vtllt Ihe plastered hair.
"Exceedingly few," said the arctic ex-
plorer, "Think how cOelly it would be,
for inslnnce, to put on a full dress suit
11p there and wear it to tetters in ono
evening."
"Iliehes have wings," Don't believe
11; if they Ilnd they'd fly one wny ger
cnsiolally, It only by accident,
'!lent) LAUGHS (iii', Lt(''.
Cables Turned In Amudng Clew Before
Zurich Court.
The Zurich (Switzerland) dish tel o- url
was the scene of an ummming incident
the other dny, fee (leo 11,,0 the el-
ouuie of 11 gmat•re l-ehveen 11 (11.1111111
mosideut of 7.urull and a Swiss citizen.
'111e I• t',r hw1 indulged in mule s11 115
epithets tat the 00 pc use of the (lomolli,
\vlt+, lorlhwl111 100101 an melon for
dclanulUou of eliiireeter, seem 1(111-1' the
pv ins•diugs 11) 1(011 111,' :+wins d„fcudant,
apparently u hal-headed individual, ho-
curie a line for using intem ,er,lle lan-
guage in collet, \-ho reupnn 0 brand smile
of nieli •irus satisfeclii n c veisprcud ills
plaintiffs face, Eventually, deiundanl
made an offer of 21 to settle the alr11 P1'
in router, which prupesiUun the judge
etfongl0 advised pluinliff iii accept, The
German, however, disdainfully refused
or, 1110 ground !lull his Income was 201
pe' month, and that 21 was no conanen-
surntn with the injury done to n ultra
of his position. A widespread conver-
sation them ensued between the judge
and the clerk oI the enurt, who consult-
eil the local tax register. 'Phis led to
the discovery that the German wns as-
sessed on a ridieulohisly shall amount.
Tho judge thereupon mode a note re-
commending the lax surveyors to assess
plalntilf henceforth on his full income
'of 2401 per annum. 1t was then the
turn of the defendant to laugh, and the
public joined in lustily.
-O'
3 IN ONE FAMILY.
CURED OF SKiN DISEASE BY
ZAM-BCIC.
Once more Znm-Bok, the great berbal
balm, has been proved vastly superior
to ordinary remedies, and has cured
where other preparations had signally
failed.
Mr. 7. C. Bales, of Burk's Falls, re-
ports the 01180 referred to. IIo says 1
My three children were all broken out
with sores on face., lands end feet.
Their condition was pitiable, and al-
though I cried various ointments and
salves they did not got at the root
of the evil, and the sores contin-
ued to spread, One day 1 saw a re-
port in a local newspaper telling how
beneficial Zam-Buk was for skin dis-
eases, ulcers, etc. 1 got a supply of the
balin and applied it to the children's
sores. Almost irnmediaiely they gel re-
lief, end the sores began to heal. In
ono week Zem-Buk 001000me 1110 trouble,
and lo.day the children have not a pim-
ple, or spot or nark of disease on their
altirh. Zan -Bute is a splendid healer.”
'Lam-Buk is a Treating balm com-
pounded from saps and essences of
the finest known medicinal herbs. it
hes high antiseptic power, killing dis-
euee germs which settle on sores and
eruptions, ole.. and which set no fester-
ing, blood 11010011 and suppuration. It
cures (3000rna, Skill rashes, cuts. burns,
iritises, ab.ce5505, 'ulcers, agile, black-
heads, ringworm, bleed poison, ole. II.
heals cracked and chapped hands, cold
sores, etc. As an embrocation it gives
speedy relict in cases of muscular rheu-
melisn, sciatica, etc. Rubbed of the
cheek do canes of colds, it relieves the
lightness and aching. All druggists and
stores sell al 50c, a box, or may be ob-
tained post .free Irons the -'Lam-Buk Co.,
Toronto, upon receipt of price. 6 boxes
for $2.50. Send one cent stamp for
dainty trial box,
TRIED AND FOUND WANTING.
"I see, you have no faith in Mine.
Ds Skynn's wrinkle and wort eradica-
tor?"
"No; I Lrled It on a large pickle and
ti faiktd absolutely."
A SIMPLE CURE FOR PILES
Pile sufferers knew that Ointments
and other local treatments sometimes
relieve but never cure. They don't re -
711 1(-o the cause.
'1'Ilere is a little tablet that taken
Internally removes the cause of Piles
and cures any cnso of any kind no mut-
ter how long standing.
A month's treatment costs $1.00. Ask
Icr Dr. Leonhnrdt's Item -Bold to thou-
sand dollar guarantee goes with may
treatment.)
All deaiers, or The Wilson-Fy is Co.,
LunlLod, Niagara Falls, Ont.
PETS AT SCHOOL.
The new public elementary school at
Yarmouth, Englund, hail a pe10 section,
0111011 already incudes n whale Angola
rabbit, canary, end bowl of gild -fish, do
ail of which the children lake immense
Interest.
To purge is Ihe only effect of many
Mlle now 011 Iho nuu'ket. Pnrmeleu's
Vegetable Pills fire Meru than n pill' -
olive. They strengthen the stomach,
where other pills 30001(en it. '1'ha'y
cicaroe the blood by regulating Ihe liv-
er and kidneys, and they stimuiate
where other pill compounds depress,
Nothing 0f nn 'Weenie; nature, used
11-• Merely p01951100 powers, enters in-
to their composition.
NOTHING RUT 1'iHE TRU7'Ii,
stolen t—"\ly physician tells mo 1
15111 working too 111(1'(.1(
vi
\inrks- "'fhel \l. 17, eclenlly ]snows
1315 bnsinr,"
17uncu!n ss'Why do you think so?"
Marks.. -"I have been comparing notes
With a few of Our mutual friends (111,1
I find you have welted us pretty Bard,"
Does tit
Doesn't:
shrink
Pen-.
Angle
Underwear
4c�e yin has the soft
warm feel
the skin enjoys.
`w°
ra Doesn't itch.
Made for men, wo-
mien and little folks,
in a variety of styles,
fabrics and prices.
Weauthorize every dcalerin Pen -Angle
Underwear to replace, at out cod, any
garment faulty is material or making
"itenllh and Vigor depend upon the
quality and quantity of the blood." -
Humanitarian.
Dr. Carson's Tonic
Stomach and Constlpatton Bitters
A Purely Vezetabie Tonic and Blood
Purifier. Price 80 cents per Bottle.
Ifoon aro not able to obtain It in your
ne,gnborho"d, we will gond to any ad-
dress two bottles upon receipt of wen
DOLLAR (see. per bottle) carriage
prepaid.
Pamphlet sent FREE en application,
The Careen Medicine Company
87 Wellington St. West, - Toronto
CORRECT.
Little Boy -"\Vanua hear my doggie
talk?"
l Kilo Girl -"Dogs can't talk."
"Mine can. Now listen. Rover which
part al Ilei- steamer do you like best?"
The Dogtee-"1iow!_"
Twitchy Muscles and Sleeplessness. -
The hopeless heart sickness that settles
upon It plan or woman whose nerves are
shattered by di,•ease can beet be pic-
tured in contrast with a patient who has
been in the "depths" and has been
dragged from them by South American
Nervine. George Webster, of Forest, Ont.,
says: "I owe my Ole to it. Everything
aloe failed to cure me:'. -44
Even an optimist is liable to back-
Ml:de when he has a bull on the back
of his neck.
Nothing looks more ugly than to see
a person whose hands ae covered over
with warts. 'Why have these disfigure-
nlelts on your person when a sure re-
mover of all warts, corns, etc., can be
found 111 Iloilu,vay's Cern Cure.
Atte' telling his wife a lie it is a re-
lief to a mates 015W:11100 to find that
bho doesn't believe him.
The Greatest Tonic is "F1- Na 1111. no"It is
pleasant in taste and containsj,
moat and strength -giving qualities that are need-
ed by those who oro sick: and weakly.
NATURALLY.
"What de yea think of Professor
Knlowal1'0 latest vacuum theory?"
"Poohl there's nothing in ft."
If your children nw:et. and are rest-
less during sleep, cempled, when awake,
with a loss of !appetite, pale counten-
ance,
t 1 nose, etc. 1(d
I
once, piecing n the y
may depend upon 11 that the primary
cause of the trouble is worms. Muriel'
Graves' Worm Exterminninr effectually
removes (hese pests, a1 once relieving
the tittle sufferers.
i.'11OOF POSITIVE.
"Is she really so popular as a dross-
rnaker with the swell set?"
"Web, she's just, failed because she
0.ai11•1 collect her hills."
No Reasonable Ilan expects to cure a neglect-
ed cold in a day not tune and Allen's Tung
Balsam will overcome the cold and stave
off s sound consumption,
mow Coiter. will cease and lungs be
o
AT THE LAUNDRY.
"What do you think the Most press-
ing evil of the day?"
A cold iron.
Manly Strength and Womanly Beauty
depend on purity or the blond, and much
of that purity depends on uerfect kidney
altering. If these organs are diseased
and vaill not perform their functions,
man will seek in vain for strength and
woman for beauty. South American
Kidney Onre chives out all impurities
through the body's fllterers"--reeairs
weak spots. -46
MS WAY.
"\VelI, Willie, 1 must commend you
ler 111i way you go downstairs; grand-
ma 21 io'i hear a sound, i wish 1 could
ga do,vesleirs so noiselessly,
"Ain't ,,•00 too old, grandma, to slide
'6)1011 banisters?"
ITutl, Mange, Prairie Seratchoe and
every form of contagious Itch on human
or animals cured in 30 minutes by IVul-
ford's sanitary Lotion. 1t never fails,
110Tl:I. LIKE A BATTLESHIP,
A unique hole, which owing 10 Its
slender shape is called the "Toothpick,"
is being erected in San Francisco. It
wens being put up a1 the time of the
ea'Ihqualie, and the, steel skeleton was
un1njured. Now, Instead of finishing
the walls with stone and brick, 0s mss
first intended, great pinks of boiler iron
will be riveted on just as the armor of
0 battleship is, The steel pietas
strengthen the structure of the building,
it, le ,sold, cannot be shaken off, and pre-
sent. a 511111011) surface for entitling,
HORSE'S Al3'l'1FICIAI. FOOT.
'i'ho veterinary profession is much in-
terested in a surgical operation which
lens been accomplished by Profnssnr
Uclrislci, one of the slot( of the selerhe-
ery 5011001 11t 13Utl1nt est Having ampu-
tated a ho'se's 1111111 at the fellock joint,
Misr several failures he succeeded in
filling 'a leather 11no1 or a rlinciel limb
that enabled the aninmi 10 walk about
mid lake exercise.
The net, el living Consists in not being
11 clend ono,
ISA % \b', 2-..07.
PRICE 09 GREATNESS.
Ambitious Village Deserts to I10(Sge and
Hailers for Its Sin.
An atntl;hmg story is told 11y the Sbras-
ihurg Post at Ilio (xpems0 111 the nuthori-
hes of a smell village in the (band
levity of I3aden, Germany. • 'These
worthies, It eeetes, fu11 of 1101(1 pore,.
limn, were anxious to show al tile recent
census a population of over 1,1)00; 11111
the minutest preliminary count felled to
raise the total over 003. As the village is
stinted In an out -1.f -the -way Cornet' of
Lite Grand Duchy, 111,4 elurnce of the de -
e111.1 tutd beim.{ wade up in nn odd VW -
tee int two and a G w e'amps, 3311.0 00th
ridered i nhrnely remote, and the Inn,
gondaSh r 1011, in despair. in the nick of
WHO, however, a band of glt>sics to -
rived, 1:110 brought up the Intel to 1,0114.
Never were ghpsics made more 0010110111.
Used us they 331'1e to harsh rebuffs, the
swarthy eanderpr'.s were lewildtred,by
the receipt of all serfs of pleasant at-
tentions,
ttensions, and menial) the villagers 6111V
Iheir hamlet inscribed on the roll of
"places of more than 1.000 inhabitants."
But a sad awakening was in store for
them.. A new law was passed In Baden
increasing the !twat responsibilities of
places with a population of 1,000 or
more, end so the villagers found them-
selves saddled with luxes which, but for
their unfru'trinate local vanity, they
would have eseapPd. There was the in-
evitable revtiloinn of feeling, and the
burgomaster's lit, we read, bus not been
a happy bn11 71111(15,
•
NO RETURN WAS POSSIBLE,
"1 am going to see your father about
yoti' suid a leacher to a boy who 11011
'exhausted her patience,
i11 you do you'll never come back."
\✓hy?" demanded the teacher.
"'Cause en's dead:'
Something Mere than a Purgative -
So popular is Rickle:s Anti -Consump-
tive Syrup as a medicine in Ilse treat-
ment of colds and coughs or ailments of
the throat. due to exposure to
draughts, or sudden changes of tem-
perature, that druggists and all dealers
til patent medicines keep supplies en
hand to meet tette demand. 1t is plen-
samL kit lake, and the use of it guaran-
tees Ircedum from lhreet mud lung dis-
eases.
STUNG.
IIr' --"But do you think, Miss Liters,
that your father will accept the for a
son-in-law?
She -"1 sllnnldn'L wonder; we so rare-
ly think alike."
Jost n Word of caution; where the skin le
destroyed byburns 00 scalds apply weaver's
Ilarate immediately : the sooner the bettor.
WALKING AROUND.
"Been in Egypt, eh?"
"Yes, and saw nothing but munnnfee."
"Huh! You can :ice plenty of thein
here."
speechless and Paralyzed. -"I had val-
vular inseaeo of the heart," writes Sire.
J. S. Goode. of Truro. I1.8. •I suffered
terribly and was often sneeehlese and
partially Cure Inc the heart gave of Dr.
g gave me re-
lief, and before I finished ono bottb+ I
was able to go about. To -clay I am a
well woman." -43
Our idea of an impossible man is one
wbo hasn't a bit of foolishness in his
Snake -up.
Nip Disease In the lu(1. I1 is difficult
In eradicate a disease rafter it has be-
come seated. therefore it 1s wise Io
take any aliment In its initial stages
anti by such remedies as are sulilcient,
slap it in its muse. (:old is the con-
nu,nese complaint of man, and whim
neglected lende to serious results. Dr,
Thomas' Ecleclric Oil will cure tide
severest cold or most violent cough.
DEEPEST MiNE13AL 13013E.
Whet is believed to be the deepest. end
most successful coal bore in Great I3ri-
tain, 11 not, indeed, in the world. is that
which 11110 been stunk and is nearing
rcnnplelfon in the neighborhood of
Cameron Bridge, Fife, Scotland. The
bore has reached the enormous depth of
4,00011, Al that dietanc0 from the sur-
faee the Dunfermline splint coal, a seam
of sp1811212 mineral, has been probed.
How ler In the future it will be before it
is commercially expedient to work coal
al such a depth is n preblenl which only
training englnecrs can sol0e.
PAPER GAS PiPES.
Gas -pipes of piper are being made in
France. Manila paper is cut. In strips
equal to 1110 length cif the pipes to be
mode. These ere then placed in a re-
ceiver filled with melted asphalt and
wrapped around 11 core of iron until the
desired thickness is welched. After be-
ing submittal to strong pressure the
pare' is coated will) sand, cooled, the
cera wilhcirnevn. and the ,eller pipe sur-
face covered with n waleq>ronf prepa'a-
111111. It is claimed that these pipes are
ns good as, 5112 more ecumenical than,
metal ones.
A Startled Mor
Hears !Pat Cough
She Thinks of tho Ccnsequonces
-Croup, Whooping Cough
or Lung Trouble.
If sho is a wisp mother she will haul
the never -tailing remedy at hand-.
Collstoole Expectorant.
it is the best, the safest, the mast
reliable and positive cure for all tonna
of coughs, colds, croup. whooping
cough, sore throat, bronchitis, asthma
and lung trouble. No harmful drugs.
The most delicate child, the weakest
stomach, welcomes it. It is pleasant to
lake. It is the most reliable household
remedy known to medical science,
effecting remarkable cures every day,
entwineused your Colt11 Io Expectorant 1
consider 1 a splendid medicine foruuuglla or an)
throat or tun' trouble. would not Like to b.
without It in 11,e iiuusa."
MRS, J. LLOYD,
Vitt,ria, Onh
Thousands have borne similar testi,
irony to the wonderful curative proper
ties of Coltsfoote Expectorant. At alt
druggists, 250. per bottle. No other
Cough Medicine "Just as good" as
C TE
EXPECTCI:AI1T.
oHENILLE QURTA:NS
eta all kinds of nous" Hangings, also
LICE CURTAINS GYGG11(0 ('St GLEEWAS75.
(.
Write to "..bout yours.
113111Ga AhnialOAti OYE1na 00., Rax tax, dkontrovl
STILL wain US,
"We don't hear much about the stren-
uous life these days."
"No, everybodies too busy living it
to talk about it."
Itching, Burning, Shin Diseases cured
for Thirty-five cents. -Dr. Agnew's Oint-
ment relieves in ono day, and cures Tet-
ter, Salt Rheum, Scald Bead, Eczema,
Barber's Itch, Ulcers, Blotches and all
eruptions of the skin. It is soothing and
quieting and acts like manic in the care
of qli baby humors. 35 cents. -47
INFORMATION WANTED.
Elia-1 always keep him at arm's
length.
Stella-IIo.v long is his arum?
The Effects Produced by Witch Basel when!
combined
entlo,ld with tnroarool as trulylmmagnd ical, Tit being al
specific for rheumatism and neuralgia.
IIow do pillows dhler from a pair of
sea les? `
The one !tint 15 dowel IS a1300yS rho
litil,st.
For the Overworked -What are the
eaLISes of despondency uud melimehnly?
A discr'de'etl liver is one cause e.hhd a
1n•.me nine. A disordered liver means
a dieoodered slomaeh, it disordered
stnum(dl nn:aa dentrieb0nee of the
ncrveus eyelenc. 'flits Lrinee the whole
Lod). elm sublectten and the victim
feels sick all over. Parneel - is Vege-
table ]'ills are a recognized remedy in
Lite state and relief will follow their
use.
TIME FOR RECREATION.
"One (annot etwaye judge a mal by
ills _clothes,' -quoted the ineemizer,
"113:.is right." rejoined the denlorn.
Sizer. "Most of the chaps who wear
sweaters ere in 1110 1(51 1' sweat 1311155"
Doctor
Your
Can cure your Cough or Cold,
no question about that, but -
why go to all the trouble and
inconvenience of looking him up,
and then of l:avinghisprescription
filled, when ,you can step into any
drug stole in Canada and obtain
a bottle of SHILOH'S CURE
for a quarter.
Why pay two to five dollars
when a twenty-five cent
bottle of SHILOH will cure you
as quickly?
Why not do ea hundreds o'_
thousands of Canadians have
done for the past thirty-four
years : let SHIL011 be your doc-
tor whenever a Cough or Cold
appears.
SHILOH will cure you, and all
druggists back up this statement
with a positive guarantee.
The next time you have a
Cough or Cold cure it with
The Low Dome
OXFORD
Sepurulor
fns prove 1 to be nn0 0 11 e beet all -
mind Cream Sepllraufi for a fernier
o buy.
'Cir `42-
because it Ls built for hard every -clay
nee, is a gond skimmer, has inter.
changeable ball -bearings, is rosy to
wash and turn, and has Low Down
Supply 'rank. If you enitsider 301111'
Ovral interest you will see the unproved
i,nw Down Oxford before buying.
this act will only appear unce,enwrito
to -day for catalogue and price to
FAfMSDitS IfP'0 HD SUITt,Y UO.
Li mrrup,
Ned Otaee and laetory:
t.T to i\tl v C2/1191`
or to E0 Sussex Si., 'Ottawa, Ont."