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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1906-12-20, Page 3nott000-000neeernoOneeneeentl FOLKS VOILJIMEI 000v000 or) 00 0-o0-0ooc43-00 A W0111) OF 111T'011TANCI:, I want to tell 1110 children In very earnest way, About the great inmertnnco Of the little word, obey. The snldlers of an array, \Vio (rain In a•mor gay, ].,earn first this chiefesl• lesson : Their leaders to obey. And they who join Chu1sl's army Where you should be and slay, 11 they are faithful soldiers, Alt lovingly uboy. Dear children, love your parents, And prize them much, wo say, And deem 11 sweetest. pieasure • To their commends obey. Obedience Is a jewel, Its worth can naught outweigh, And all the path to !leaven 1s hearken and obey. TifE IIAPPIN1SS SOCIETY. Keeps your body warm, yet lets your slain breathe —knit, not Woven,— it fits, ANGLE Underwear Guaranteed Against Shrinkage Pee Trade Aloft( Trade -marked in red, In a variety of styles, fabricsand prices, for women, men and checker', an cl guaranteed. eye 203 "Bean' and Vigor depend upon floe duality and quantity of the blood."— Humanitarian. —^ Dr. Carson's Tonic Stomach and Constipation Bitters A Purely Vegetable Tonic and Blood Purifier. Price '50 cents per Bottle. neighborh neighborhood, able will seo nd tin o in any your ores: two bottles upon receipt of ONB D01.LAIt (60c. per bottle) carriage prrpatd. Pamphlet cent FREE on appfloatlon, Tho Carson Medicine Company 87 \Veliington St. West, Toronto "Have you ever heard of Lhe 'Happi- less Society?'" It wits a new Idea to Margaret May when a friend asked her to juin it. "What should 1 have to d0?" Margaret asked, "Only this. To try every day of your life to give a title unexpected comfort or pleasure to somebody ; just a spe- cial little taste of hnppiness that they would not have otherwise; to got some- thing a little out of the common rou- tine.' Margaret was quite ready to begin, so hal' name was entered on the Ilst of the "happiness Solely." . The first circumstances certainly favored the new momber. An unhopod for rose to o. deo lover of flowers, for whom roses were a rarity; a nickel to make good a Toes over which a poor child was grieving forlornly why it was double measure for one day 1 The next clay she found a friend whom en Inflamed eye had kept indoors, and who could not even !beguile the weary hours with a book. In these days Margaret began to think that Mile unexpected opportunities were all about her, and was alt the more disappointed when the last clay of the week came to Ilnd tent nothing at all seemed to want anything that she could dc, At school, as at home, Margaret looked In vain Inc some one on whom to be- stow the little fragment or jay which was that day's due. Nobody—so It seemed—needed anything, at least, not anything that she could give, and she began to wonder it the "Happiness So- ciety" were net nonsense, after all. She went, just at nightfall, into the sitting -room, and there was no one there but her old grandma. She had al- ways taken, her grandmother's happi- ness for granted. Surely grandma had everything that such an old lady could possibly !leant; and theft w03 nothing to do for her. ' Ma'garee looked at her as she sot by the tiro -place, though there was no fire there now, because it was wormier. She hall sob there, just so, night after night, ever since Margaret oould remember. Why, site guest be as old es the pyra- mids? Suddenly the thought flashed in- to the girl's mind that old people die al Iasi; and she wondered just how the house would seem when grandma sal by the fireplace no longer. How lone- some the room would look I A sudden little ache pricked Margate et'sheart. She knelt down by bei gra•uimolher'S side, and kissed her with such e. kiss as she had never given her before—a kiss of love. "All, Margnrel," she, said, "you have made me tel young again. Your mo- ther used to kiss me just like that when she was as young as you are now. 'You have made me feel happy, dear child.' And so Margaret knew that the oppor- tunity had sprung up, just where She was not looking for it, beside the hearth of home. RAILWAY ON MONT BLANC. Plans Perfected for Suspension Line, Chnnlounlx to the Algutlle du Midi. PHiNTI. O PRESSES SDR SALE. 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Countless Spies Who help the Ends 01 Justico and Who are Unknown Alyslerles, A dozen yeal:s ago London was In- fested by a gang of foreign "terrors,' who, under the guise of rluerrhiete and socialist reformers, '.V11'e, 111 1'dt:111 y, 110 - thing but common thieves. They were very elusive gentry, for they hedged themeotves round tv(lh all the mystery of n secret society. The police could not discover enough about 111010 to jus- tify on aero+l, '1'ltmt, all at once, sufficient evidence was furnished to tine authorities to lead to the prompt arrest of the entire gang. The Information conte from n acct and mild Illte tripe -dealer, who looked like a rabid!. fie didn't like the pseudo - anarchists, because they had made Ute neighborhood so dangerous end 111)001- lriledps. (hal the people didn't want to buy t "Tliey hadn't any appetite for a nice, tasty supper when they were so afraid of being murdered or robbed," said (fie ifllle rabbit -like man plaintively. 'So I've just wormed out the secrets of the gang, so that I ntlght tell you all about them. and gel Iho villains smashed up. But don't you tell I told you, or all their friends will come round to kill mel" Equally unknown was the spy whose secret evidence led to the raiding and suppression of an - INFAMOUS GAMBLING CLUB. which was conducted by human vul- tures. Among those arrested was a business man, who had lost so much money to the leading spirits of the club that he was hopelessly in their clutches. They were ruining him body and soul. Atter the arrest, however, and atter he lead paid the heavy fine hnposod on him, he was free. True, he had to leave England, and start again In Australia. But a devoted wire accompanied him, and helped by her, and free from his evil associates, he did well. As long as he lived he never knew That it was this wife who had given In- formation to the police. She had learnell his secret frau his broken talk while he was dreaming, and bud thought it better to 101 hint bear his punishment, rather than leave him to the tender mer - eles of the vampires who would have dragged him to destruction. But she never dared to tell him what she had done.' Very much the same motive inspired another case. A. young clerk was arrest- ed for embezzling the money of his em- ployers, welch lie had lost in betting. He could not tell who had set the pollee on his track, and he never found out. But it, was Iris own father. HIS OWN FATTIER DID IT. ROYAL ALPINE HOSTESS. Queen of Italy Shares Ilut With aParly of Tourists. Queen Margherita of Italy Is slated to have had a novel experience while making an ascent in the Italian Alps recently, accompanied by two guides. leer Majesty was overtaken by a heavy snowstorm and sought shelter in a hut uh'cady occupied by a large party et British and German Alpinists, who had likewise been omelet in the storm. 'Fhb Queen was immediately recoff- nlzed by the tourists, who were on the point of leaving the hut, when her Ma- jesty said:—"Pray, let me be your hos- tess, plentlemen; we must wale until the storm has passed." Queen Margherila insisted on looking alter the tire, and shared the frugal re- past with the other Alpinists and the guides, Her Majesty sat by the fire all night, while the others slept on the floor. The tourists departed early the next morning, after (honking the Queen for hc' hospitality, end—Queen Margherila descended the Mocugnaga with her guides. A serious project to build a suspen- sion railway almost to the summit of Mont Biahc is reported from Geneva. A Swiss company has worked out the de-.. tails of the plan and has secured the ap- prove] of the French Govcrmnent. The same company Is at present building. el similes' line to the summit of the Wet- terhorn. The new line 1s to run from the vale or Chamounix to the summit of the At- gulIlO du Midi, a pinnnale 12,600 ioot high in tine centre of the Mont Blanc group and adjoining the principal summit. Ac- cording to the contract, an ordinary cable road Is to continuo the existing road from Chamouret as far as the first station, which is to 130 near Bosons glacier at a height of about 8,000 feet. Prom tint point on a double aerial cable system Is to be used. Fetinlnleg of the cost are in the neigh. boyhood of $800,000. and four yen1's will bo required to complete it. The first and easier half, however, can be carried out in one year, so that by the end of next summer, it Is expected, tourists cnn matte the enilre journey to the glacier. - The route of the new lino posses over a series of glacier's 0nd sleep crevasses, so that those who patronize it will be able to realize tlhe thrills of Alpine climb- ing without the sil.ghlest danger. In sections where avalanches are frequent tunnels will be constructed so as to -ob- viate 11119 peril, Four-fifths of the way, however, will be in like open air. • In several places the road will tollew the waving contor of the glaofers and the sensation of riding on it w111 be not un]li that experienced in a ship in a roiling sea, an illusion whieh the tints o1 the lea mn.y enhance, The motive power will, of etnirso, 1st elceh'feity, This will be Predefine! et taw, Cast by, utilizing the Waters of the Meer Arve, A return ticket to lha sum- o tl W111 post $:15 at first but 11 le hop- ed toreduce the 1a71'f ,soon 10 $10 incl ultimately to *'1)5. EATING CAUSED AGONY HEALTH RESTORED BY BILEANS. Mrs. J. Whitfield, of Swan Lake, says: "Bilenns have done me a wonderful anounl of good. 1 can hardly describe how bad I felt before 1 look them. I could not eat but that it caused pain. 'there was a oonslant sensation of tight- ness In my side, and my jiver was en - Lively out of order, 1 could not sleep at nights, suffered also from kidney trouble, and was altogether rundown. I had been ailing in this way la yeas, and it is gratifying to find that Bilenns were equal to my case." Biloans have been called "a woman's medicine" became() of their exCeptonnl fitness for the various ailments Nutter to the sex, as well ns for liver disord- ers and stomach ailments generally. Unlike most liver and slouh0ah niedt- cines,'Bilanns coninin nn bismuth, mer - miry or any mineral whatever. They are purely vegetable. 13ilcans Inc absolutely unequnlied for female ailments and irregelarilics, oon- etpation, piles, annenlin, debility, n'heu- matsm, blood impuritos, ale. They bone up the system and noble it to !throw off001ds and chills, strengthen girls just emerging into womanhood, and speedily restore energy end strength to those who are rundown, Of all druggists at 50c. ,a bos, or post free from the Bilenn Co.. Toronto, en receipt of price, 6 boxes for 82,00, EXPRESSIVE. "Dear mel" exclaimed grandma. " wonder what makes the baby cry so. "1 know, grandma," replied 11111t Tommy. "Ile cries 'cause he ain't 01,1 euough to swear yet." IJAVE Y0U PILES? Dr. Leonhardl's Item -Raid Is ne Inter, nal Remedy that entirely noncom the cause 01 fits, and cum; to May cured any ease, no 010110r how long standing. If you have Piles, and Dr. Lennhnrdt's Hem -!]old will nut curd you, yuu get your money hank. A lhouwuld donee Guaranies. gum. with every bottle of ]leu! -lipid sold. $1,00 All Healers, or The Weenie Fylo Co., Limited, Niagara Fulls, Out. "One-half of the world doesn't know haw the other half lives," quoted lib wife. "No," rejoined her husband, "led it keeps about nine -tenths of that half lousy trying to find out." Con 1t truly be said of any other book than Webster's International Dictionary that it ts:— The Standard of the Federal and Stale Courts? The Standard of the Government Printing Office? The Basis of nearly all the Schoolbooks in the country? Indorsed by every Slate S••Ihoot Superintendent? Universally re- commended by College Presidents and • Educators? Adhered to as a Standard ldntinl'd bt over 00 per cent, of the Newspapers? Reliable, indispensable, Complete, Sob en11110, Practical, Popular, The Safe Outdo for a Prolesslonnl Man, Business Asan, 'Teacher and Student? Should you not own such a book? Look else- where for advertisement In This paper. As 1110 011 Rubs in the Pain Rubs Out. —Applied to the seat of a pain in any part of the body the sten absorbs lee soothing liniment under brisk friction nnd, the patient obtains almost instant relief. The results of the use of lh'. Thomas' Ecleclric Oil have surprised many who were unacquainted with lis qualities, and once known it will not be rejected. Try IL Angel Child—"Aunt Daisy, what is meant by 'a fictitious character'?" Aunt Daisy—"That means one that is made up, dear." Angel Child—"Oh, yesl Then you're a fictitious character, aren't you, auntie?" The old gentleman had found out the truth by careful, secret Inquiries, and, convinced that appeals and remon- strances would clo no good, and that a sharp pull-up and a sharper lesson might work wonders, had inforuled the pollee. He turned out right. The youth cane out of prison sobered, and determined Io redeem the past. Every chance was given him, and he worked his way up, Lin he was at the head of a big busi- ness of his own, with the past redeemer, But his father had never let him guess what he had done, lest 1t should cause bad blood balwen them. At least one murderer was given up to the police by a spy, who sUpulaled that he should not be called as a wit- ness, and that his name should not ap- peal' to the case at all. The murder was a peculiarly bad and cold-blooded One. But 11 was committed so cunningly, and with such diabolical cleverness, that the murderer imagined himself perfectly safe from arrest. He was a man holding A GOOD SOCIAL POSITION. Imitations Abound, but insist upon getting the genuine, "The D d: V' ilfenthal Plaster. It has stood the teat of years. It cures aohot' and pains quicker than any plaster. "You bad boy, you have made a grease spot on the new sola with your bread -and -huller," said Mrs. Fizzlelop to her son Johnny. "Never mind, 1110, you can sit on 11 wizen there is company 1n the parlor." Worms derange the whole system. Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator de- ranges worms and gives rest to the suf- ferer. It only costs 25 cents to try it and bo. convinced. Ti]B ARRIVAL. OF MICKY. "Winnipeg—October, 1006, My Dear Pat, I'm wnrldn' on the roads here in Winnipeg, but not for long. Sure Micicy Mogan, who is here three years come St. Patrick's Day, has a rich young lady to drive him found the city .wid a beautiful span; and he to satin' up behind an' his arms folded loiko n foine gtntleman in his own right en- toirely." — Relying on his supposed immunity, he led a gay lifo for some time. Ho never guessed that there was on his track a literal angel of vengeance In the shape of a man whom he had robbed and guinea years before. This man had sunk to be an outcast, Miser- able, degraded, hopeless. But his hate nnd desire for revenge had never died, Tirelessly the tracked out the murdererer's guilt, nnd finally gave up the murderer t0 the gallows. But then, his work done, he slunk further into his obscurlly, for lie null not bear that the world, which had once honored him, should come to know to what depths of misery and degrade. Lion he had sums. Strange secret spies of the police are lurking about everywhere if they enuld only be found.—Peerson's Weekly. . TEE PROPiIE'I"S BEARD. Veneration of Ancient Relies of the Sullen .of 'Turkey. The Stilton proceeded recently to the mosque at Top Kapu Serat, In Slnmbul, for the veneration of Mahomel's beard mid part of his cloak, which Ore kept there. There is always some doubt whether the Sultan will proceed by land or sea, The Bosphorus and Golden Horn arc patrolled by hundreds of launches and boats, and all traffic is suspended for hours before his departure and return. On land some five milesofsteels aro lined on both sides with troops stand- ing shoulder to shoulder, end sand 1$ laid a foot deep throughout tihe way, •90 Haat the Padishalh any not be discom- forted by the otherwise uneven and bumpy roods. This year his 111njesty went by sea, leaving 1']idiz about ten in the morn - Mg, his launch, surl'onnded wrth in- einneruble orale, steaming to Seraglio Point, where the Sultan landed and drove to the mosque, returning again late In the evening. Tramp (in the country)—"les, I once rode. cr blcycie, but 1 and ter give it up," Biker—"Why?" 'Tramp ---"Well, yer see, the owner wile, 001010' down tlead e ra rope hindod bemo, across tand thori front.". CHAPPED HANDS. • ANIMALS THAT WEEP. Travellers through the Syrian desert stye seen horses weep from thirst, a auto hits been seen to cry from the pain ,f an Injured foot, and comets, it is said, 'lied leule in etrelums. A ow sold by its alders: who !cad tended it from calf - 'mod !sept pitifully. A young 00110 ape .1. cd 10 cry than vexnliun if Livingsbme. tetra nurse it in his arms when 1a u lard hhn to. Wounded apes have did ery- ng, end apes have wept over their' young ones stein by hunter'. A c11im- ponzea trained to carry waler•jugs 111011 ane, and fell n -crying, wheel proved •urrcnv, though it wruldn't Mend the 11111. Italy, diesevering (heir young drowned, have been moved to leaks of grief. A giraffe which a hmdrnlan's rifle had injured begun to cry when np- preacherl. Se lions often weep over lire loss of their young. Gordon Cumming observed tears trickling down 111e luee of a dying elephant. And even an orang- oulang when deprived of its mango was so vexed that it toolc to weeping. There Is little doubt, therefore, that animals do cry from grief or weep from pain or annoyance. SOMETHING ENTIRELY NE\V. Plan of the Pacific Coast Securities Company Absolutely Safe. The old idea of "nothing new under the sem" is completely put to (light by the Pa:ifo ('oast Securities Company of f'ortlald, Oregon, in handling the stock of the Sea Island Copper Company. This Company, whose officers are business men of many years' experience have perfe:ted a plan whereby the In- vestor's Honey is under his own con- trol and he does not lake the stock un- til earnings and accrued dividends are satisfactory. A new booklet, "Some- thing to `et You Thinking," has just been issued for free distribution, and it is valuable to anyone contemplating investment in corporate enterprises. ZAM-BL'K TIIE HEALER. At this .Season chapped !lands, chil- blains, rough, red skit, and other ef- fects of the cold' Ore very common; and 'L.am-Bele, the homely healer, Is In great demand. Miss E. Brown, of Markham, says: i certainly think Zalrh-Buk the finest balm in the world. I used it for cihap- ped !hands, and it made Them as smooth and soft as a baby's hand. My uncle has also tried it and found it. wonderful" Mrs. 51, A. Doyle, of \\fieksan Ave- nue, T'oro'nto, says: "My son used Zann- Buk in the first place for chapped hands and cold -sores. h10 found it so good that wo now always keep a supply in Ole house, and use it for cuts, bruises, ul liurns, etc. It is wonderful t how soon ease comes after Zaln-Buk is applied to a sore or itijuryl" Not only for chapped hands, cold - sores, ohtiblains, etc., but for cuts, brui- ses, ulcers, running sores, blood -pois- oning, festering wounds, abscesses, pimples and eruptions.etc., Zam-Buk is a cure, it also eases the pain and smarting of piles, and stops the bleed- ing. IL -will close old wounds and sores which have defied all other treat- ment. Rubbed well in over the parts af• (acted it cures rheumatism, neuralgia, sciatica; 1L enses tightness and aching chest 111 eases of colds and chills. The nnnglo limier can be obtained .f all druggists at 50c. a box, or post free from the Znm-1Bulc Co.,T0ronto, upon receipt of price. 0 boxes for $2.50, HER FAULT, "Don't cry, little. boy. What's the ]nntIer?" "Boo -tool My mother's bin. an' lost 11)0 again," A Magic Pill.—Dyspepsia is a foe with which 1111.1 am consthnlly grappling, but cannot exterminate.' Subdued, and lo all appearances vanquished in one, It makes its appearance In another di- recij-mn. In many the digestive appara- tus 1s a9 delicate as the mechanism of a watch or scientific Instru'tent in w'h!ch even a breath of air will mance a variation. With such persons disord- ers of the stomach ensue from the most trivial causes and cause much suffer- ing. To these Parrnelee's Vegetable Pills are recommended as mild and sure. PROFESSIONAL "ASKIIR," Sir R. Harington. at the Disca'ged Prisoner's Aid Society conference at Cardiff, Wales, told a story of n friend whose servant lett to get married, ito last sight of her for a long lime, but al lest she called at his house, very Well dressed and looking very prosper- ous. Ile asked ler what her !husband's ocaupalton ons. She was reticent on filo subject, but at last niter a deal et pressing, said lie was an "asker," which meant a wandering beggar. She ndtied that her husband could go down about 120 streets in the cout'ce of a day, anci that Jt ons a very bnd street that did not preen too a halfpenny, 5o !het ho earned about 5 shillings a day. Our idea of n m011NSt man 1s one who cnn keep leis opinions of himself to him - 6011, TWO IS COMPANY. Aunt—Tommy! How cruel) Why did'you cut that worm in two? Tommy—It seemed so lonely. A Veteran's Story. --George Lewis, of Shamokin, Pa., writes; "I am eighty rears of age. I have boon troubled with Catarrh for fifty years, and id my time hasp used a great many catarrh cures, but never had any relief until I used Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder. One bos mood mo completely." 60 oents.-26 Miss Gabhlo—"And she accused me of retailing gossip about the neighbor- hood." Miss Shape—"The ideal" Miss Gabble—"Posflively insulting, isn't she?" Miss Sharpe—"Yes, for you're really a wholesaler," ITCH, Mange, Prairie Scratches ane every form of contagious Itch oa human or ford'simals 0anitaryad in Lotton.0 1minutes no erb0l fails. A gentleman bought a new variety ti potatoes, and told his gardener to be sure and plant them far enough apart, "Well, Sam, did you plant the potatoes tar apert, es t told you?" Sun—" i did she, 1 planted some in your garden and some .in miner so they are tour miles apart." A lady writes: "I was enabled to re- move the corns, root and branch, by the use of Holloway's Corn Cure.' Others who have tied it have the same experience. John—"Was Mabel offended when you called on her with your face unshaven?" Jim—"Yes; she said she felt it very much." Helpless as a Baby.—South American Rheumatic Cure strikes tho root of the ailment and strikes it quick, R, 1V, Wright, 10 Daniel street, Brookville, Ont., for twelve yeore a great sufferer from rheumatism, couldn't wash himself, feed himself or dress himself. After using six "Itable lftforever,"-2681 think painha left me "A man always gets on easier by tato ing his wife's advice." "Yes," answered Mr. Meekton. "When things turn Out badly there isn't so much talk about it." Yeo, 1t 1s humiliating to have a shin covered with foul eruptions It is painful, ton, wily not oral fairness ,vith and restore your la to its nat. WORSE THAN LANGUAGE. "My husband Is a brute," said the ex- oitable woman. "Hove you been scolding him?" "OAil 1 f coursesuppose I have. " he lanced back and 11 141d harsh langunge7" "Woreo than that Ile yawned!" 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INE SiIIRR NITo., CO.. liojllod, Dari ou(h, N.S.120 Wellington y .TORONTO, Street Wee; BRANCH OFFICE A postal card brings our Catalogue "0," which contains completerules of the game of Hockey. TAKES OUT . IN TRADE. Johnny—isn't fathers queer? Auntie—Why, what's the matter now? J.—When a boy does anything for his pa he doesn't get. anything, but if an- other man's boy does it he gets a cop- per. Her Heart like a Polluted spring.—!sirs. Sanies Srigtey, Pelee Island. Ont.. gays: "I was for five years anlictod with dye. pepsin, constipation, heart disease and nervous prostration I cured the heart trouble with Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart, and the other ailments vanished like mist. Rad relief in half an hour after the first dose." -27 W1iAToBRAND. "Well, il's just this way," said the sportsman, "the man who can go out hunting day after day and not care whether he gets anything or not has the right sluff in hila." The Demon, Dyspepsia. — In olden limes it was a popular belief that de- mons moved invisibly through the am- bient air, seeking to enter into men and trouble them. At the present day the deuton, dyspepsia, Is al large in the some way, seeking habitation in those who by careless ter unwise living invite him. And once he enters a man 14 is difficult to dislodge him. He that finds himself so possessed should know that a vnl'anl friend to do battle for him with the unseen foe Is Pnrmelee's Vegetable Pills, which are ever ready for the tial. BLIND WAS D0\VN. The M]ssis 51ary Ann, please explain to 010 how it is that 1 saw you kissing a young elan in 4110 kitchen last night. The Maid—Surel I dunno how it is, ma'am, unless yez were 1001(111 through the keyhole." The heat of rho Tropias fades ro•y cneexs, It takes away the energy. Forrorim" le the best tonic to brace you up. It stimulates the system, at to to e. Almakes druggists Boll 16. Tt is pleas.. LAWYER. The young lawyer woos consulting In Ileo jail with his unfortunate client, charged with stealing a stove. "No, no," he said soothingly ; "I know, of course, you cddn't really stool the stove. 11 i thought Ior a minute that you were guilty, I wouldn't defend you. The cynics may say what they like, but there are same conscientious men among us lawyers. Yes, of course, the real difficulty Iles in proving that you didn't steel the stove, but ill manage it now that you have assured the of your innocence. Leave it all to me, and don't say a word. You yah hand over a guinea now, and pay me the reel ---""A ' A guinea, boss?" repented the ac- cused man, in a hnaso voice. "Why don't you make it ten lsanguinea eould pay ye j easy, 1 got no money." "No money I" The lawyer looked in- 1ignan1, Naw—ner know where 1 Ido git any, either," Tine young lawyer seemed plunged in glean!, Suddenly he brightened. "Well," he said, more eheerlthlly, "1 like to help.. honest mon In trouble. I'll tell you whet in de. I'll get you out of this scrape, and we'll call 11 square if you'll send the stove round to my•o(fioo. I need one." MEAN ADVANTAGE. Nellie (aged 7)—In Greenland the nights are sometimes six months long. Johnny (aged 6)—Yes, and 1'11 bet the old folks sit up three or four weeks at - ter they send the kids to bed. Sudden transition from a hot to a cold temperature, exposure to rain, sitting in a draught, unseasonable substitution of light for heavy clothing, are fruitful ,Gums of colds and the resultant cough se p'•reeus to persons of weak lungs. Among the many medicines for bran• chins clisordrrs so arising. there Is none better than Pickle's Anti-Consumpltve Syrup. Try it and become convinced. ('rice 25 cents. There is this difference between a wise man and a fool—the wise man learns something from everyone he meets, while the fool tries to teach some- thing to everyone he meets. Loss of Flesh, dough, and pain on the chest may not moon omisamption, but are bad signs. Gough:Notgrainopiate in i Allen's a aof loosens tud teals the Mr. Plant (who is fond of dogs)—"Mica. White, don't you think you ought to have an intelligent animal about the house that would prolecL you and--" Miss White—"Oh, Mr. Plant This is so suddcnl" Under the Nerve Lash.—Tho torture and torment of the victim of nervous proetra, tion and nervous debility no one can rightly estimate who has not been under. the ruthless lash of those relentless hu- man foes. M. Williams, of Fordwfch, ' Ont., woo for four years 'a nervous wreck. Six bottles of South American Nervine worked a miracle, and bis doctor eon• Armed it. -05 • FROM A CHILD'S DICTIONARY. Iles' Mother -"Vat will assume n grav0 responsibility when you merry my daughter. Remember, she was brought up in the lap of luxury." !ler Adorer— "Olt, she's pretty wail used 10 my lap OW," "Dust—Mud with the juice squeezed out of it," "Snoring—Lelling oft sleep." "Backbiter—A mosquito." "Fan—A thing to brush the warm all with." Ice—Water that went to sleep in the cots" 'Apples—The bubbles !1101 apple trees blow." Yourpct°jrfr Can cure your Cough or Cold, no question about that, but— why go to all the trouble and inconvenience of looking him up, and then of having h i s prescription Milled, when you can step Into any drug store in Canada and obtain a bottle of SHILOH'S CURE for a quarter. Why pay two to five dollars When a wentyy-five cent bottle of SHILOH will cure you asquiek y 7 Why not do as hundreds of thousands of Canadians have done for the past thirty-fotue years; lot SHILOH be your doc- tor whenever a Cough or Cold 1°1)17E86 p ears, SHILOH will cure you, and all druggists back upthis statetnont with a positive guarantee. 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