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CHINA.
CHAPTER XVII.—(C00Einu0d),
Scum lueldess Chinamen by chance
.G were In the tit ay, tit Melt was a sorry
thing fur them, as the big Englishman
kept his left nInt moving with a flail -
like, double-jointed ucilon, rout when his
list enwe In voided wllh the cranium
rof a pigtail celestial, the fellow bowled
over very much as da the pins in an
alley when a well -directed ball shrikes
the Kingpin in the von.
Thus In a rrteastirc he was plowing
his way through all obstructions, intent
anle' upon aecaupiisbing the duty in
hand.
When such a man directs his whole
endow, ors to reaching a certain end he
is apt In cut a pretty wide swath during
his advance.
• , Lord Beckett certainly did.
Petoskey saw hint routing, and knew
he had about reached Iia end of his
rope for the present. Iia was a soldier,
fend had learned tha art of deserting his
entrenchments.
s- The first duty was to embarrass the
enemy as touch as possible while cover -
Leg his own retreat.
Thus he suddenly sent hencoop and
burials whirling In hurricane mess
car directly in the palls of the advancing
foe. and in the saint-darlmess Lord
Beckett had about us mucic as he could
manage to avoid sprawling over the
ntuneenus rolling objects that bumped
against his shins.
These few seconds were valuable to
the diplomatic coma, and, in foci, they
were just what be depended upon In
order to caery out. his Utile design.
The bulwark of the junk was but a
few feet away, and an energetic man
could reach it easily enough with a
single bound,
Doubtless the spirits of the vasty deep
were calling to Petoskey just then; he
may have even heard the mermaid
voters such as proved so seductive in the
ears of ancient mariners.
• At any rale, the ratan evinced a most
'derided fancy for immersion that was
certainly not founded upon any sud-
denly contracted religious fever.
Lord Racket: might have lot fly at his
dieappea'ing figure as it shot over the
side, but he saw no reason for wasting
ammunition in this reckless way.
Since the bold Russian had accommo-
dated himself to the conditions, and ac-
complished just what was most earnest-
ly desired of hint, what was the necessty
fur putting a bullet somewhere within
the limits of his anatomy or crippling his
wing? He would need both arms to
gala a landing.
So Plympton brought up at the rail.
Ile had plainly heard the great splash
that betokened the arrival of the man -
frog in the water, and could even tell
about where he might bo at the lime,
from the series of wavelets that marked
his course.
This was tine progress.
Now to scatter the remainder of the
Chinese crew like chart before the wind,
• and sweep then over'the side
Larry was already engaged in this
laudable taste, and had succeeded in
rounding up several of the followers of
Confucius, just, as he would have done
a flock of sheep.
• Tine wretched Mongolians bore no little
resemblance 1.o sheep, and evidently
placed the utmost dependence or, their
bell -wether, for when Petoskey vanished
from the scene, with Iffin went the last
vestige of their valor.
Panic-stricken, they chased hillier and
thither about the deck, and the advance
of either Larry or his big comrade in
any dieettion sent one or more over-
board in hot haste.
A little more of this bustling and the
const seemed clear; no living, moving
obee'ollrer than themselves and a
couple of wounded wretches occupied
the deck.
Larry surveyed the scene with some
little complacency—indeed, truth to tell,
he puffed out his small chest very much
as might a pouter pigeon, for such a
splendid victory meant considerable in
his estimation,
Lord Beckett was more sensible,
Icnowing their victory was not yet won.
"See (tow Avls is getting along—then
look to the wounded wretches, I have
other work cut out for me here," he
called in a Voice of authority.
CHAPTER XVIIi,
Larry was only too glad to have some
one along with him capable of handling
the tiller, of assuming command and
giving orders; for being himself mo-
dest by nature he did not feel capable of
undertaking such a part unless abso-
1't .lately compelled to do 80.
Accordingly ire paddled nnvay on his
short legs be the cabin, where he found
Avis on guard, watching the window
eagerly, ready to carry out her Instruc-
tions to the letter should the occasion
have arisen.
She received her cousin gladly, •and
was apparently well satsfled to know
there would be no present necessity
for heroism on her part—not that she
would have shrunk from the perfor-
mance had it Come to that point.
When she heard what work Larry
had upon the deck she insisted on assis-
ting him, nor could he dissuade her.
Of such material are Anglo-Saxon
women of .to -day made—the cries of the
wounded foemen appeal to their bravo
.yet tender boons, and with gentjo hands
they bind up his wounds.
In the late Spanish-American con-
flict the dons learned many things that
had not previously entered into their
philosophy, and among them was the
chivalrous spirit in which most English
spea(cing people trent a fallen foe.
Those wretched Chinamen who gasped
upon the deck of the junk, writhing in
the torture of thane wounds, must have
bean ahnazcd when the iady, whom they
had been instrumen(ol in abducting
Nat her fi'iitnds bent over them, and
with the rare skill of an army nurse
bound up their het'Is In a crude but
effectual manner, considering the
paucity at material at her command.
As for Plymplon, there was never a
min.uio That he was not in It.
Ile knew it was imperative that they
should get ashore with all speed, and
while Larry had been about the busi-
ness assigned hint, the big man had
taken hold of a setting pole with which
he was vigorously probing the water
alongside, in the hope and expectation
of reaching some stably foundation
through means of which he could push
ashore.
in this endeavor ira seemed to meet
with continued disappointment.
Ply:nplon was, however, a roan of ter-
ttle resources; when one idea failed to
pan out as favorably as he expected, it
was his way to turn and utilize other
methods.
The end and not the means, was his
motto.
Hence he wasted no more Lima with
the pole that was too short, but slam-
med IL on the deck with a growl of dis-
gust,
They were floating with the current,
and unless something was speedily done
to counteract this insidious influence
they might so continue to pass on clown
rho stream.
Then he cast his eye aloft.
There were the big, mat -like straw
sails, quits useless in their clewed up
condition; could they not be utilized in
some way in order to bring about the
desired result?
It was a bright thought.
But even broad sails need wind of the
right sort In order to carry the craft on.
Was there such a disturbance of the
air?
Plymplon plainly remembered that
some lime before he had felt a night
zephyr blowing, but had not noticed it
particularly of late, which was not
strange, considering the series of amaz-
ing adventures through which he and
his little companion had passed.
As he faced around, he believed he
caught a faint puff of cool air; it was not
much, to be sure, but possibly all that
would be required once the big mating
sail had been dropped.
Next he sprang to the mast to dis-
cover where the ropes lay and how they
were to be manipulated.
Plymplon was something of a sailor—
that is, he had at various times owned
yachts and sloops, and knew about as
much as the average amateur nautical
man.
Whet was better and more to the point
in the present case, however, he had
been on junks before, and the little
stock of knowledge thus obtained was
Nicely to prove valuable to him now.
Whether he unfastened the ropes cr
used his knife upon them, the sail came
down with a rush and a roar.
The vast arca caught the zephyr et
once, as was evident in the turning of
the boat.
All that was required' now lay in the
lino of a steady hand at the tiller, by
means of which the junk could be turned
to the shore line.
It may seem strange that all this rack-
et and riotous proceeding could be car-
ried on without attracting a fleet of
outer boats around them ; but the Chi-
nese are a peculiar people, apt to mind
their own business to an extent that may
take them past serenely on the other
side of the. highway while a fellow is
being despoiled by thieves, doubtless
acting upon the principle that it is none
of their funeral after all.
Besides, the junk had been carried be.
low the city itself, with its floating popu-
lation.
This was a feature of the case that
never disturbed Plympton a particle, so
Accustomed was he to depending upon
his own powers.
Indeed, more than likely, 11 the truth
were told, he was grateful at heart that
their little circus on board the drifting
junk had been without witnesses, for all
the chances seemed to indicate that had
a fleet of officious sampans fluttered
around Them, the occupants must,
through the ties of race and religion,
have sympathized with the coolies who
were being worsted on board, and as a
result our gallant rescuers would have
found thein' self-imposed task made
doubly difficult.
Everything oonsidered, than, Plymp-
ton saw no reason to regret the fact of
their strange isolation,
It had taken all of their resources,
backed by the ever -welcome auxiliary of
luck to manage the business in hand,
and had their enemies been encouraged
by fresh arrivals, the' affair must of
necessity have gone heavily against
them,
There was considerable satisfaction In
realizing that they wore alive, and with
fair clianaes of ultimate success ahead
of them, instead of floating upon (he
bosom of the dark river filled with vane -
tures from Chinese knives. Lord Rack-
et( seemed to think so, for he moved to-
ward the rounded stern of the junk, in
order to grasp the steering gear, with a
light step and an air of anima me
stratgaly In contrast 'With the 'despon-
dency that had grasped him but a sihort
time before,
The tiller, bent in the Chinese way,
was knocking back and forth in aimless
fashion when Plympton reached 11i
Ito had put out his hand to clutch
this adjunct of the primitive steering
gear, when he as soddenly sprang back
tie though the deadly hooded head of a
poisonous coils had appeared alongside
the o'ooked AbMU.
The cause of this actlonewasnot far to
seep, Coit a grim, dripping figure had
suddenly shot into view from behind the
stern, and the gleam of a knife ac 1
sliced the air told how eagerly the yel-
low -faced native had aimed is take his
lira.
Ii'o had been overboard, and had
elf, Zs miss le as good as a mile,
they say, althougb a close shave is apt
to send a cold shiver down one's back;
and Plymplon, being a marl. of Un-
bounded nerve, knew just what remedy
was needed for the present disease.
Itis revolver had never loft his hand,
for he could not tell at what instant such
a ready recltonera might be needed, and
when a man 'has usa for such a tool tie
wants It very badly.
5o that the atnbillrnts Neptune, who
had came up as 11 were out of the sea,
had little time to figura on whether valor
or discretion were rho briar atter the
absolute failure Of his vindictive attack,
when Plymplon sent its compliments,
and the vieinily oI the rudder was again
free from foes,
Perhaps that particuiar sailor man
would stay where he belonged after
tints --at least he had been lett to believe
that was his place.
Ills coming had given Lord Beckett
something of a chill.
in imagination he could sen all the
other natives who bad jumped over-
board clinging to the sides of the junk,
gleaming knives clasped between their
teeth, only waiting for a favorable op-
portunity to strike and spare not.
The prospect was so filled with grim
suggestions that it alarmed him, not so
much on his own account as for the
others. who, chancing near the rail
might tall victims to a wailing blade.
Accordingly he, called Larry and bade
him bring his Cousin to the, stern, giving
both sides of the boat a wide berth,
He had already brought the tiller hard
Mee, and such was the intiuenco of the
air that the boat drifted in toward the
low shore, evidently a rice Ileld, and
which could be faintly discenrned
through the gloom.
Once alongside the bank, a landing
could be made, and then the boat sent
adrift in such a way that it would take
time and patience on the part of any
who climbed aboard to make the shore
a second time.
Plympton believed he was able to ac-
complish this readily enough if given
half a chance. They drifted on, gra-
dually closing the gap existing between
them and the shore, and yet In their
impatience it seemed as though precious
minutes were lacing wasled while this
went on, minutes that were fraught with
momentous consequences to them.
Besides, they were all the while in-
creasing the distance between them-
selves and the walls of the city, and
their tasic of returning would be made
the more difficult; indeed, even Lord
Backett was a little appalled at the
trials and tribulations likely to tall to
their lot while endeavoring to make ig-
norant and bigoted natives understand
what they wanted; and, as for Larry,.
he would likely pray for the friendly
comfort and guidance of the astute Rai
Wang, if only for a short half hour.
All of them breathed a sigh of relief
as the boat approached land, and pre-
parations were made fat quitting the
junk with as much expedition as possi-
ble, no one being in the least sorry that
the tragical voyage had reached Its con-
clusion.
(To be continued).
REVOLUTION IN SURGERY.
Clever London Surgeon Originates New
Method of Skin Division.
A revolution in operation has been
achieved by a clever surgeon, who has
discovered a method of incising the skin
tvlthout leaving any visible scar.
Well known operators at Guy's and
other hospitals in London have arranged
with this surgeon to do what may be
'described as the superficial part of their
operations, leaving him to begin the
operation and to attend to the conclud-
ing part of it.
The fact that glands, tumors, and so
forth run now be removed without there
being the ,slightest outward trace after
the operation Is the most important
item of progress which has occurred in
surgery for many years. When the op-
O'eraton is made in the region of the face
or the nate the advantage of the new
method will be at once realized.
Not a little of the success of this me-
thod is of course due to the practice and
skill of this surgeon, but the fundamen-
tal difference between the old method
and the new is that the new method of
skin division consists of dividing it up•
on the slant, in contradistinction to the
usual practice of dividing the skin at
right angles to the surface. The . rea-
son why a cut through the skin upon
the slant and subjected to properly ap-
plied pressure heals so perfectly is
simple enough. Canted is perfect, and
the greater the pressure, within limits,
the better is the result.
This surgeon made lois, first experi-
ment with an adapted hollow ground
razor. He now uses hollow ground
scalpels made especially for him.
After the operation a magnifying
gins Is used to see that line edge of the
skin is in proper position end a right
dressing of glass and wool is used to
prevent the skin oonlracttng. in many
cases massage is used. Old scars and
the indications of former operations can
be removed by this method.
4—
WATER TI•HING TO DRINIK.
Mrs. Wagg (with paper) : "0h, John,
hero's something good to 1rnow, It says
is few drops of lesion juice in a glass of
water will kill all the living things In
it. We'll try it."
Air. Wagg : "Pardon me, my dear,
not for mite. I'd sooner swallow an
aquarium titan a morgue any day."
It 1s easier to break the will of a dead
man than the will of a live woman,
We like best to call
SCOTT'S EMULSION
a food because It Stands so em-
phatically, for perfect nutrition.
And yet in the matter of restor-
ing appetite, of giving nett/
strength to the tissues( e.tpecially
to tate nerves, its action is that
of a medicine,
bad for fretampae.
SGOTT & 1�OWNE, Chemists,
'Toronto, Oet.rlo.
Iso, nwd r,.1 all dr.r$4lit.,
DO YOU 1, `,T A 9`` 'w -v"
ON
T 1 iivt PUR TEA? THEN USE
HANDLING CLOVER 1IAY.
Clover hay is more diilitult to cure
and handle and shows up worse when
badly trade 15101 thnutty or meet other
grasses. As a rule, the leguminous
plants have more sap than the grasses.
Many farmers are asking questions
about my crop of alfalfa and stopping
ut my door us they pass, writes Mr. R.
S Seeds. 1 certainly have at beautiful
stand. In my opinion there is no rough
teed equal to clover bay. Stock will Jo
better and stand more on less grain if
they aro fed clover hay than any other
feed, provided it is well made. 1 place
the emphasis on well made:
Many (armors can cut and put up hay
which they think is first-class, but which
really comes out in bad shape and they
wonder whet is the mailer with 11. Aa
a rude, 11 Is burned end dried mit, not
made at rill It is cut down and allowed
to lie until it is practically scorched,
then raked and hauled In. This kind 01
hay -making is more disasirous to the
legumes than to timothy and outer grea-
ses. In ray opinion more hay is spuilyd
ly dampness and the scorching rays of
the sun than by rain, It has always
(:eon a source of amusement 10 mo to sail
farmers wait until Saturday before start-
ing the mower, so that they can haul it
in the following Monday. >:ttturday
above all clays of the week is the one T
would avoid.
Farmers who resort to this method are
the losers and not the gainers, While
they mny gain a day, they are losing
in quality and quantity a great den]
more than the real value of the wages
and labor of ono day's work. Suppose
it begins to rain Monday morning, just
about the time the hay is Rt to rake up,
or looking al IL in another wee, suppose
the sun is strong Monday morning when
the hay is Rt to lake up, nine times
out of len, the two dews and the two
days' bol sun are sufficient practically
10 cure the hay,
I like to mow in the late Memnon or
dirty evening, using a 0 -foot mower.
The next morning before the sun gets
hot, I lake a tracker and knock the dew
off and set it up so 118 to let the air anti
sun get through It. I "teal" Ib again about
noon; immediately after dinner start the
hay rake, hauling it in at once or put.
ting 1t in cocks, If It is put in cocks, I
do not scatter them out unit) the dew is
oil the next morning. If I think It will
rain near the middle of Etre day, I put
the clover In cocks.
If It rains tine morning after the hay
was tedded and before I can get 11 into
cocks, I start with the Tedder when the
sun tonnes out and stir up the hay l0
knock the rain off. 1 have had about
half an acre of hay in cocks on Tues-
day, and after en almost continuous
rain have torn the cocks apart the fol-
lowing Friday and hauled in nice, green -
colored hay.
In my experience, I consider a ton al
good alfalfa hay ground worth almost
es much es a ton of wheal bran. 1
like to cut clover when most of the
heads are out and red. 1 always work
ten hours a day, except In harvest. Then
this rule does not apply. When a man
1e in the midst of his clover and Lim-
cthy, the ofd saying is a very important
one, "Make hay while the sun shines,"
MANAGEMENT OF THE DAIRY HERD
In the first place, too much empha-
sis cannot be laid on the practice of a
dairy farmer always, as fat as possible,
breeding and rearing his own heifers,
paying the greatest attention to select-
ing the calves from the best butler pro-
ducing cows. The productiveness of a
herd can be greaUy improved in a !ew
years by this practice, and there is less
risk of introducing disease.
To 1111 tip the places of old cows, and
those which prove unlucky or unprofit-
ebie, young heifers to the number of
one-third or one-fourth of the total herd
should be available .each year, The
time at which heifers should bear their
first calf depends a good deal upon how
they have to be reared, which, needless
ltsay, should be as well done as pos-
sible. Everything possible should Le
clone to develop the frame, as it has
been proved that the largest animals in
any particular breed are the most eco-
nomical producers of butler. Then,
provided heifers have been well reared,
they can be put to the bull at a year
and nine months. Some breeders like
them to come in at a year and nine
months, or two year's, and then milk
them as long as they will, and then let
them have a season's spell. Anyway,
Um aim should he to develop the frame,
to Heifers,
large digestive capacity.
1 eife s, after their first calf; should
always be milked for as long a period
as possible, say len months, even if.
only stripping, and never allowed to go
dry about six months after calving, t s
they often will if precautions are not
Lekon. This eneaurages a most valu-
able had!, that of persistent milking,
A cow should never be dry more than
six or tight weelcs out of the year, but
she requires this lime to regain strength
for the fallowing season. • A goad cow
will often nrtllc up lo the time• of calv-
ing. brut if allowed to do 00 will •tot
produce as good results next year. Abe
must be dried off systeneteally; first
by milking only once a day, and then
once in two clays. then soy twice tit
week till perfectly dry. Great care must
be taken not to finally turn her out un-
til the udder is perfectly clear, or the
loss of a quarter may result.
PASTURE CROPS FOR HOGS.
Vetches,—A crop remarkably pala-
table to pis and one (hat. gives a fair-
ly good return per acre Is the common
black vetch. It is very little, if any, su-
perior to peas, however, and the seed
is usually more expensive.
Hairy Vetches. --Melte a very good
green teed for swine. hitt the seed is ex-
eedingly expensive, and a large amount
Is required per acre, It has, however,
not Infrequently stood tluvrugh the
winter hero, and so might be utilized
for an early spring pasiure. Lille rape,
it will grow un agent if not too closely
pastured 07' [flipped.
Oats rind Pens,—Theca two eerie if
grain mixed In equei parte by weight
and sown at the rale of three bushels
per aero, furnish a pasture or soiling
Ceylon GREEN Tea
Free from ail adulteration of any kind.
Lead packets only. 40o, 60o and 000 ger Ib. At all Grocers.
fllGilEST AWARD ST. LOUIS, 9905.
COBALT -The Wont's Richest Silver Mining Camp
THE COLUMBUS COBALT
SILVER CO., L,.iidyl+Ited.
Authorized Capital Stock, 0150,900. Shares 51 each.
BOARD OF DIRECTORS:
noir. I:umaa0n Iranca torr, Pro:,tdent. JAMEB 1'IIDHOPE, Req„ M.P.P., bead of
Director or the Ontario Dank, and 1or- the arm of Tudhope Carrige Co., Limited,
merly 'Prea.uror el rho Province of Ontario Qrtlna,
DAN1101. Filmset', Iran., M.R., Managing
JOh N I"LISTT Eu „ vice-Preahlaet, Head Director, Cobalt Out.
or tate Ban of P'tett, Lowndes d Co., Dir- Josseu COLUMBUS. 5Qeq„ Explorer,
eater of Ontario Dank. Bailey bury, Ont.
tOLIOITORS-Olark, MoPhoraon, Campbell & .farvie, Toronto.
The force of men now developing the Columbus Mine near Giroux
Lake, not far from the famous Drummond. Foster, Jacobs and others in
Coleman Township, have now a vein six feet with Neper ore than ever
before. 11 is about a fare:'one conclusion that this mine will soon sur-
prise the war9d. On account of low capitalization, 1 have very little stock
left for sale at $1.00 per share, as 11 is only a question of short lime when
the stuck may advance to $5.00 or over.' Send at once for lull particu-
lars, or mail your order with narked cheque or axprass order to the order of
DANIEL SIMPSON, P. 0. Box 129, Cobalt, Ont.
Stock sold on the instalment plan.
crop that gives very good returns per
acre. Either sown alone is fairly sat-
isfactory, but not nearly so valuable us
the conabbtation,—J. H, Grisdale.
FUNNY BLUNDERS IN TYPE
TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS
FROM SCRAPBOOK.
CULLED
The Printers Made "Death of a Prelate"
Read "Death of a Pirate"—
Snouts of 40,000.
An old New York newspaper roan,
now turned farmer, kept a scrapbook in
which for yea's he pasted hundreds of
the typographical blunders aid other
errors that always annoy, but some-
times amuse, newspaper writers. A few
selections from this collection are given
here to show that vagaries of the types
and blunders which writers sometimes
matte when driven at top speed may be
compared favorably with some of the
current humor of the day.
IL was a New York newspaper which
announced that "A long line of scor-
pion's feathers flied into the church,"
instead of "surpliced fathers." A jour-
nalist once fatuous under the press
name of "(lath," wrote a Fourth of July
article in which be told with fervid elo-
quence how the effete monarchies of the
old world trembled in their boots when
they read the immortal declaration
penned by Thomas Jefferson. "'Thrones
reeled," he began, a sentence, and next
morning he wished he hadn't, when he
saw in cold type "Thomas reeled."
A daily newspaper up the Hudson re•
ported the speech of a Fourth of July
orator who had something to say about
the "Fiat of the Almighty." It got into
the paper "the fist of the Almighty."
BOY VERY DEAD.
The old-time reporter, with the how]
for copy ringing in tris oars, sometimes
perpetrated remarkable English. A
young Chicago newsga(herer wrote of a
man who had died of asphyxiation'
"Mr. Johnson was found reclining on the
bed, while his legs extended over the
floor and toward the outer edge of the
room"
A Chicago daily found a little boy
who, according to its veracious chron-
icler, was very dead indeed. The re-
porter wrote, "The boy was quite dead.
No efforts could resuscilato him in the
least."
This is quite as good as the "bull"
culled from a feutilleton In the Paris
Figaro, which ran :—"Not a cry did she
utter nm' give any sign of life, not even
when her brother-in-law put his hand
(0
dealed,"er 'heart and said to Vague, 'She is
A steady and venerable evening jour-
nal solemnly informed its readers in a
compfiruenlnry notice to the Catholic
I''ireside that "its stories are not of a
nature In destroy the morals of the
youngest child"
This is what the London Globe celled
"an inadvertence" :--"Ily an inadver-
tence our recent notice. of Dr. Macaulay's
new book commented on the absence of
illustration as a defect. \Ve now find,
however, that it contains twelve wood
cuts oI much merit."
CLOTHED wrni SCANTITY.
The Winnipeg TIrnes, on the death of
a reverend gentleman, meant to say
"the death of a prelate," but printed
"the death of a pirate."
A Cardiff newspaper, reporting the
sermon of the Rev. Dr. Mellor before
the Congregational Union, where tire,
clergyman spoke of "Women Clothed
with Seedily," by an mmfortunale trans-
position of the "c" printed the phrase,
"Women Clothed with Scantity."
A London paper said that Ernest
Renal) had occasion to telegraph across
lite British Channel the title of a lec-
ture he was to deliver In Westminster
Macy. The title as written by him was
"The Influence of Rome on the Forma-
tion of Christianity." 11 was published
in England as 'The Influence of Runt
oe the Digestion of Humanity."
THE SNOUTS OF 10,000.
it was in a New York paper's report
of a political meeting that the word
"shouts" was so ludicrously misprinted
as in make the blunder famous. "The
snouts of 10,000 Democrats rent the
air," read the report.
A local reporter wrote that Dr. Tal-
mage closed his services with the hymn
"Nearer, by God, lo Thee," but the blun-
der was caught on the fly in the: proof -
room and dud not get into tine paper.
At the time of the ltleeker"massaore in
Colorado a despatch from the west at -
tenanted the trwgedy to the farmers
"having pulled dotvn the Indians' tents
and corrals." One paper put it into
type as "pulled down the Indians'
beets and carrots."
WOMEN'S CHANCES OF MARRIAGE.
The women of Great Britain have
nearly twice as many chances of being
mauled as the women of any other na-
tion in Europe. This is one of the many
remarkable facts shown in the annual
statistical abstract for the prineipal na-
(1oes of the world, issued hp tine Board
of Tradereeantly. The period covered
by the figures is from 1993 to 1908. in
each of those ten years there have been
fourteen or sixteen marriages per 1,000
of the population in Great Britain, while
in oilier countries the rate has remain-
ed steadily at between seven and eight
per 1,000.
He : "When I was small I was a most
extremely intelligent child." She t "Yrs.
Ilnw very unfortunate that you should
have grown up I"
i~
"Jones is kicking because be only got
GotrOx estate,"
�
Was he ane of the heirs?"
"No --ho was one of uta lawyers."
ten thousand dollars out
of the
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THE SPONGE BATH.
tionWhile the grant majority of women
have neither the facilities nor the time
to take a full bath every day, nearly t II
can take a sponge bath, winch is all that
Is necessary lux' cleanliness, A basin,'
a sponge, and a cork gnat comprise the
essentials, end five minutes' application
a day will keep the pores of' the skip
open and the .body in ti healthy.cutidi-
,
RELIEF FOR NERVOUS HEADACHE'
The ordinary headache from which
so many watnrn suffer will he greatly
relieved, and, in many eases entirely
cured, by removing the waist of the
dre.,s. knotting the hair high up on ,he
head out of tihe way, and, while lean-
ing over a basin, placing a sponge soak-
ed in water as hot. as it can be borne
on the back of the neck. Repeat lite
bmcanitiuyd ttohmes,eearsalso applying the sponge
.
SLEEPLESSNESS.
A Swedish servant -maid, finding that
her mistress was' troubled with sleep-
lesness, told her of a practice of the
people of her country who were simi-
larly satiated. It was to (nice a napkin,
dip ft. in Ica -cold water, wring it slighi-
le and ley it across her eyes. The plan
was followers and It workad like a cleat'm.
The first night the lady slept for hours
without waking—something she had not
done for several nonlhs. At the and
of that (lune the napkin had become dry.
By wetting it again she at once went
In sleep, and it required considerable
farce to arouse her in the morning.
CLIMBING STAIRS.
In stair climbing keep the weight well
over the advanced foot with the chest
the farthest point forward.
elo strike only the ball of the foot rn
the stairway gives buoyancy of step to
most people, although some claim that
they can place Lhe whole foot lightly
on the stair to good advantage.
Be sure to take your time. Remember,
you are lifting the weight of the body
many limes and it is no light exercise.
The worlc the back has to do ought to
b': no greater going upstairs correctly
than when on a level, The legs are the
members of the bodily community which
ought to perform that service.
Medical authorities have recommended
walking upstairs correctly as good ex-
ercise for reducing prominent abdomen
and relievaing indigestion. The com-
monly conceived bugbear of some house-
keepers may become a boon. They
ought to reach the top of the stairs ex-
hilarated, feeling a healthful glow.
LOOK TO THE CELLAR.
Sickness in families frequently can be
traced to the cellar, for the cellar not
unusually opens into the kitchen. The
kitchen is heated and the cellar is not.
Following natural laws, the colder air
et the cellar will rush to take the place
of the warmer and therefore lighter air
of the kitchen. This would be well enough
if the cellar air was pure, but often it Is
not; partly decayed vegetables may be
there, or rotten wood, etc. A day
should be taken to throw out and carry
away all dirt, rotten wood, decayed
vegetables, and other accumulations
which have gathered there. Then belie)
down the cobwebs, and with a bucket
or Iime give the walls and ceiling a
good coat of whitewash. 1f a whitewash
brush is not at hand take an old broom
(hal is partly worn out and spread the
whitewashs
o n thick and strong. It will
sweeten up the air of the cellar, the par-
lor and the bedrooms and it may save
the family from many atlifations.
TRY TI•IE "ALWAYS HAPPY" CURE.
It will pay you to get the "always
happy" habit, by which is simply meant
cultivating the taking of a hopeful view
rt everything and everybody. It will 'n-
erease your enjoyment Of ordinary
pleasures, improve your health, and
make of you a more efficient worker.
11 is based on the following contentions:
All the evil passions are traceable to
one or two roots—anger and worry.
Anger is the root of all the aggressive
passions.
Worry is the root of all the cowardly
pessions.
Envy, spite, revenge, impatience, an-
noyance, selfishness, unrest, and the like
are all phases of anger.
iealousy, fear, the belittling of self,
the "butes," and all the introspective
forms of depression are the children of
worry.
Anger and worry are the most unpro-
(llable conditions L•nown to man. While
they are in possession of the mind, both
mental and physical growth are suspen-
ded.
PETS OF QUEENS.
Queen Alexandra Breeds Cats For Her
Friends.
Queen Alexandra's fondness for cats
has evidently descended to Princess
Victoria, who not only keeps a large
number of feline pets herself, but breeds
some of the finest 'specimens for her
friends, She possesses several very
valuable ahh1ch111a kittens, and some
beautihl Persians, and most of them
have grown so fond of their Royal mis-
tress that they follow her about like
dogs.
Mrs. Longworth—better known es
Miss Alice Roosevelt, has a passion for
animals of all kinds, . She rides a spit
lied pony which, she says, is "worth
his weight in ten -dollar notes," and she
has three dogs which she has trained
so well that they could earn for her a
living at a circus.
The Queen of Norway, who, It will
lit remembered, Is a daughter of icing
Edward, never took any particular (n,
terest In pats Until she made her hornet
In Dehmerit. Then, possibly because
she felt rather lonely In a stralgo land,
she soddenly developed quite a craze
for birds, andher canaries, parrots,
and cockatoos aro probably. the finest
'privwovld a f collection osuch birds in the
"Why do you suppose the frog Newts
so when I play the piano, Mr, Candle?"
"A dog (mend be :(aught. to cenceal hie
feelings,"