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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1915-07-08, Page 6VIEW POINT, (Wee Bride—leri sure the rest of the honey- moon will be just tut happy. t know our love will laid. ilridegroume-I'm not worrying about the love, dear, but len a little nervous about the money. HARD AT WORK. (Segment Mock.) Tees -Slues alwaye etratning to find greunde for divorce. ell ,Beese-You might fly ale, Was t.latinh tn.- evnienee ALMOST TOO MUCH. (Life,) Dashaway-Playing tennie with a gill isn't violent exerciee, is it? Cleverton-Oh. yes. Very. But, leen, I'm malting love to her at the same time. FOLLY BY THE FOOT, (Judge.) • "There's one o' them dera new etyles." said Silas. "What Is it?" asked Mandy, lowerin,. her eyes. "Why, that there sign says, "Shoee Fliined inside." THE LIMIT, (Yale Record.) "They tell me he he •,let got eenee enough to come in nut of the ruin." 'Oh. worse'n tha J le esti' t e enough to get out sh..wt,r %aim It' s off." .11.41.11* HIS ADVANTAGE. (Philadelphia. Record) Lawyer-Imay, doctor. why are yoo always running us lawyers down?" Meter (dryly) --Well, your professitm doeen't make anaela of men. does it9 Lawyer -Why, no, you certainly have the advantage of us there. docto-, CHARACTERISTIC. (Indianapolis Star.) Said U.pson certainly 19 a tactful woman. She seems to carry everything before her. Said She -Force of habit. I pregume I understand she was a waltrese before oId man Gowen let her marry him. MONEY WASTED. • (Judge.) .Agent-Woule you like to look at this lovely set of Dickens? Umson-No; I never have a hit of luck with books. Agent-Whaddie mean, luck? 'Unison -I bought a set of doctor booke last year, and I haven't been sick a 41. since. - HONEST CONFESSION: (Judge.) Marjorie -Everybody seems 'to.. notice whetheleyou go to church. Madge -Yes, dear, that's the 6111y ren - Son I go. • • • BUT TIME IS M•ONEY. (Philadelphia necore,) "The man who Is always punctual in lumping an appointment never loses any- thing." No,; only half an hour waiting for Hie ether fellow to show up," M•OLLIFYING. (Dartmouth Jack D'Lanteen.) She -Our waiter looks awfully tottele doesn't he? He -That's all right, I have a bill to tender him. DIFFERENT. - (Houston Poet.) "That man who as waiting for op- portunity to knock said,- when it. knoex- ed, that it was a. mighty Punk opportun- ity." "He was not waiting for an opportun- ity to knock; he was wailing to knock opportunity." NOT ALL OPEN. (Life.) "Do you think Mrs. Dasher's life is an open book?" "Well, I've a suspicion that severel of the pages are stuck togethee." 07.101.7=7.7.007.7.7.07.77.1.7".7) 77.777, 7 . GIFT OF SOUL._ "lie• nimbi n tereible none, this morning, without any reason el/lett- erer. A• serap DE it letter, Wileh Ite saw lying on My table, was the cattee ef it. all. As if 1 code not have•bon- eealed it if 1Ind wItilted, But h* wee in •e jealous Mood. ila scoldett, he threatened. be wept. Yes, he wept, What stupidity: .A. matt who weeps linen ntd, move me at all. He only entices me think him "Yon do not love him, thee?' "I do not love bint as 1 OW e:x months ago. Sueh lzn afteetion is de- lightful, but of courie it cannot last," ."(,h, I know you toe a practical wo- IU'lko"u tatty that as 3 sarcasm, 1 ac- eept it as neempliment. Yes,. 1 ant a practical woman, and I am proud of it. Jacques' has beneved very welt teward me; but lie gambles, aod for some time Past hs has tieen lesing. This mire his temper. , He temente me, and he torments himself. Why -should I bear this, 1 ns) ycul le 1a ere tired ot bina could 1 not show him the door? If be le tired of me, can he not re- main away?, But in that case let tea do to decently and without utaking a seene." eveoeld t pot be well to tell hitt. "If you "wish." "But where eau 1 $83 hen?" -Here." elle had not left the hense, then, as the servant tole me?" "Not at ell. Go awl give him a lec- ture," "1 eame here. for that purpose." , "Then you are'doubly• welcome. Do You wish- me to take you to him?" ` "It woulil. be very amiable on yout part to do so." She rose with a laugh and said: "Ah, there is no one like me for "That ke whet they tell me." "May are very indiscreet." "And why so? :Mat is thn way good mutations are established.' "'lief crossed the drawing -room. -"You are with Woreseff or, his racbt?" she asked. "Yes." • "Dies he play the role of sultan, the dear Count?" "There is a man who knows how to live." "Perfectly." Thev had. rettehee the first landing. She stopped, and pointing to the door WITH THE WAR LIARS. (Buffalo Express.) "He told me that the bullet had sever- ed his vocal cords." "But how could he talk?" "Oh, he spoke brokenly, to be sure." 4 • GENTLE LUCILLE. • (Segment Block.) Lucille -Anything Oen be accomplished by gentle methods. Cruelty i tinuocees- eater, ledna-I suppose instead of whipping cream you would just scold it. • REAL CHIVALRY. (Baltimore American.) "I want you," said the fair, society leader, "to give me a plain opinion about my Aipture." "Madame, said the gallant cavalier. bowing, "to speak in plain terms Of that eortrait would be impoesible.." 4 • MODERN VERSION. (Indianapolis Stare Teacher -Why did Shylock insist upon having a pound of flesh. Little Clirl-Cluesa he thought a trading stamp went with every pound. 4 • • BECAUSE. (Judge,) Drawing Teadier—Itestus, your , draw- ing of the mule is very good, hut why didn't you finish it? Ra.stus-'Cause, iviiss ns to leave out de tail. you MI' WHATEVER IT IS, (Detroit Free Press.) "I don't see how they can afford to do what they do en' his salary," "Do you. kno wwhat his salary is?" "No, but I don't see how ;they can af- ford things, just the same." - * LETS IN FLIES. (Kansae City Journal.) "Your husband is rather Stout," "Weighs over 300 pounds. He's in gummier time.' "How so?" "Takes him too long to get through a :ereen door." ee • • • 1)01t SUPPLY VS. DEMAND. (Indianapolis Star.) "You should turn your pen to higher things." said Out well-meaning friend. *Perhaps I should," replied the nileged humorist. "but there la nothing (loin' In eltysetaper jokes at present." CONDESCENSION. (Washington Star.) "Does your wife shore your ideals and aspirations?" "To some extent.When we go to a bell game together she hopes the home team will win. " 'CARELESS. (Detroit Free Press.) "Hew did Mable eatch cad?" "Her own careleeeness. She forgot Diet It is faehionable to wear furs this sum- mer, and went , out without them," WOMAN'S CA PAM LI TI ES. (London Daily Mall.) As the war goes on women will have to take over a great deal et the Walt at present performed by Men. The Wo - nen van -drivers, lift -attendants, and tioor.operiers who may be seen any day at Harrod's Stores are a foretaste of what Must soon be the rule instead of the .exteptIon. It win come to be con - :Attend a nisgrate for any, man of mili- tary age and fitness to be employed m oeeetilatioile where MA place could he fel. (.11 on efficiently by a „woman. One of the things Ma struggle will Leath us 10 that the range of wotnen'e industrial eapabilities is far wider than the %%mild had realized. 'When a woman is a hello Ow Foillething 10 adore,4 chuckled the Punster. "Mere titan that NN Welt luta. led so many men to Matt- tass or euicide. Ile knew it was umee Up of the intoxication of the senses, the exasperation ot weunded vanity, nrld a sort et Mysterious terror which takes possession of those Wilo, habit - tutted to the tumult of A feverish ex,- istenee, see themselves condemned suddenly to a life of isola- tion and silence. The transition was brow and lips tightly drawn, lield like passing from the gaiety of a, ball- room to the stilleess of a TraPPist within his augers the despatch he had received, without power to open monastery. Only a strong soul and a tranquility .of win= patrierehal lite he! had beeu able to iereet Ins Unworthy passim and renin the dignity of matunood. The weddiag glleete nuW proeeeded to the house of the hr.dee father, there nu Partake of the bouquet tet forth. br nu of the newly -Mar - Led pair, As they aisembled in the grounae, a little boy, who. served the good cure of Torreveceltio an men lYte, pushed through the crowd and relining up to the venerable priest, handed him, a blue envelope Which had Just been left at the vicerage. Pe cover the distance between TOrrevec- ehlo and San Pellegrina, the little fel- low, with his mountaineer's legs, had taken only an hour. He arrived' breath - lees, his face covered with dust and Perspiration. The cure read OW address on the envelope and then headed it to Pierre, saying affectionately: "Here, my dear child, this is for you,,, A group had Already formed. around the young man, who, with clouded "jacques is in there" slue said. The actrees, standing item in her rose-colered gown, with her , fresh mmplexion toad her brilliaut eyee, the light fallingeon her from a window that overloofed the sea, was so beau- tiful that Davidoff paused an instant to look at her. Ho could understand the irresistible spelt wielded by this fascinating and feline creature. He could understand the pleasure a man might feel in allowing himself to be torn by these polished, sharp and delieate claws. In her he sate the sphynx who devours those who are bold enough to attempt to solve the eternal riddle she propounded, Ills eyes expressed hie thoughts so cleat ly that Clemence said with a smile: "What would you have? One must protect ono's-self." And she ran lightly downstairs,. Davidoff rapped, and a voice reepond- ed, "Come in." He turned the knob and opened the door, and beside • the open window, buried in the depths of a large sofa, he saw jaCques, his eyes hollow, his lips livid. As he recognized the doctor the young man grew a Shade paler and his brow clouded. Ile rose, and going toward his visitor slowly stretched out his hand, "You are angry with me," he said: "A little." "Only a little? T do not deserve s'o' riuch indulgence. I told you last that I watt a eowara you have ieceived the proof ef it soon enough." He spoke through his clenched teeth, with a slight contraction of the fea- tures. Davidoff, Whom he inspired with pity, sat down beside him and e.aid affectionately: "What has happened since we parted to prevent you keeping your engage- ment with me? It ought to have been it Pleasant one to keep." "Can anything be plea.sant to me?" responded Jhcques, in a low voice. "All that I do is hateful and miserable. ,An evil spirit has taken possession of me,. and inspires me with the most fatal thoughts." "Resist it," reterned the doctor, "You allqwed yourself to yield to iny influence e few: hours age; do so Wady head coulfi bear It with calm - nese, , "Come with me," said the doctor to Jacques, "I give you my word that I will not quit you until you are cured, mentally and phyeically." Jacques burst into a fit of nervous laughter that sounded harsh and pain- ful in the doctor's ears, "No, no, abandon me to my fate," like a flash; do not stop until you he cried. "I do not want to be curedt have given it to Monsieur. Some - am already sentenced, and nothing thing serious mutt have happened, for can change the decrees of fate, I have in three years or more there has not lived only for happiness. Anguish and come to Torreveccido a paper like misery are my doom!" that!' So, I get out without a mo - den terror. He lowered his voice as if with stud- " eou know v ell; it is not 1 wno act, who speak, who suffer, and who conie plain, There is another within me who is leading r e on' to my fate, Even 11 I wished to stop myself I could not do so, Ah, I feel this implacable squl ag- itating itself furiously. It is jealous! It takes vengeance of ane on myself. So long as it inhabits my body I must suffer. On the day on which I Shall be delivered from it-" Davidoff interrupted Jacques with a quick gesture; he knitted his brow and was on the point of saying: "You are mad! Laurier has disappeared, it is true, but Laurier is still alive. I humored your fancy because I had a conviction that only faith would give you' back the strength to live. But slime you have reached such a, state of hallucination as to make your recov- ered health the cause of your ruin, it Is my duty to declare " the truth to nue sa:c1- to himself. "I must allow him his One thought, however, made him Pause. "He will not believe me!" he friend restored • to mental health in order to prove to him that he himself may recover his sanity." He turned to - gee tly : ward the young man and said very "Since you do not wish to accom- paay me to Paris I will go alone, then. I shall see your mother and sister there." A shadow passed over Jacques' face, tears. and. his eyes shone as if moist. -With "Thanks," he said in a choking voice; "try to make them forgive me the evil I have done them. They are do good, so -affectionate!" He rose, and a quick shudder passed through his frame. "Oh, I am a wretch!" he cried. 'It would be better for me to be dead!" At this moment the sound of a cleer voice calling "Jacques!" in the garden below, was heard. He advanced hastily to the window. Clemence was gathering roses. She saw him, and cried gayly: "Well, is your sulking over? The air is delightful. Come down, and we will go to Villers to breakfast." Jacques turned to Davidoff, and cried in agitation: "She calls nie, you see. She is wait- ing for Me. She is not so bad as I said. She has terrible moments, it is true, but at heart she loves me. Come, my friend." He drew Davidoff toward the stairs. They went down into the hall. There Jacques pressed the doctor's hand tightly, and as if imgatient to be alone gtith Clemenee said: "Adieu. Once more, pardon me. Reassure my mother and cure my Adieu." sister -AK, that above all! Poor child! my own, when, driven to despair, I was on the point of doing so. You have restored me to myself. It is And. with rapid steps he hurried to - for your sake that I feel myself still ward the garden where his pitiless ty- bound to humanity. No! I shall rant awaited him. Davidoff, already in never forget you, and whetoer in Lad - the street, strode quickly away. noes or in joy; my thoughts will of tan Through an opening to the shore he caught a glimpse of the yacht, which recur to you." was steaming., out to sea, lea'ving Agostino could scarcely restrain his tears at these words, and more af- its wake a trail of black smoke. "I am free," he cried; "let me pro- faded by Pierre's -departure than he would have been. by that of some fit by it.'" He went to the telegraph °Moe, took member of his own tardily, he began a sheet of paper, and standing at to sob, while the wedding guiests, giv- the desk wrote these words: ing themselves up to merriment, "Pierre Laurier, Care of Monsieur le were laughing, singing and shouting Cure de Torrevecchio, Corsica: in the garden. Pierre, after he had "Return at once. Your presence has hi some measure succeeded in calm - become indispensable. When you ter- ing the young man'regrief, said quiet - rive here wait for nothing, but Join ly: me immeditteely at the Grand Hotel. "And, now listen to me. It is ne- Davidoff." c'essary that I should reach Paris at He gave the telegram to the clerk, the earliest possible moment. When again. Take your hat and overcoat, raid for it, and went out murmuring: abes the next ?mat. leaVe Beetle, and end follow- me. There is still time." "Tf I do not succeed in saving the where does it stop?" "No," afisWered Jacques, With de- brother, I shall at least try to save the "There is a steamer of the Morelli termination. "I shall not leave this." sister." And he took the train for line leaving for IVIarseilles on CHAPTER VL day," answered Agostino. "By going Tues - "What Cletnence has told me, then, Paris* Is true?" to town you can engage your passage "Ali, you have seen her? Ad she Davidoff's telegram was delivered to on her, and to -morrow at daybreak complained of me, did she not? The Pierre Laurier on the very day of you will be out at sea. From testis wretch!' It is she who is the cause of Agostino's marriage with the daughter • to Marseilles there are thirty hours." 'In three days, then," 'said Pierre, "I shall be hi Paris. Prom there, my dear Agostino, you must allow Me to send some toltene ef re- membrance to your dear Ones, You need have no scruples in the matter, I have lived here with yon, wearing ' the garb of a peasant almost a year, bet I tun. not Peer. Put away your Corsican pride; from your brother, your mother, your sister, or Ybtir 'wife Yea may accept anything. DO not 'forget Me, and be assured that you shall one day see me again. When I retell). to your ielatid perhaps, if heaven so far favors me; it will not be alone. EMbrace and adieu until thTette" tWO Mtn entbrated each other as on the night on which they were tossed about by the' ehgulfing wave, under the pale light of the Moon; and *hen they separated it was with min- gled smiles and tears. Half art hour later Pierre was driv- ftig repialy toward Torrevetchio, and on the same evening, after packing up his pictures and eltetchee, arrived at Beata. Ile alighted at the ifin eeliere he 'had Passed his tint night on Ceraleati soil, Went to engage 1118 passage ori board the steatrter, and then entered a clothier% where he re- placed his velvoteett garments by it e0111Plete atilt of bhie, cloth Wbith be- came hitrilL tiekoeryter POVerty is no Mine. Melly a fellow "What is it?" tusked Agostino, aiiii- ously, • "That blue paper," said the boy, "which was brought a little while ago teen Bastia by the postman. He made a special trip with it As it seem- ed to be urgent, so Maddalena, the servant of M, le Cure, said to me, 'Run meet's delay, and here I am. As he spoke, he wiped off with the• back of bus hand the penetration. which was running down his face, showing his white teeth in a broad smile of delight at having performed his mission so successfully. "You are going to drink a glees of Tollano and to eat A morsel of bread with us, Jacopo," said Agostino. He pushed the child toward his father -in - taw, and then, greatly troubled by the uneasiness which Pierre's face „be- trayed, he said to him anxiously: "What is the matter?" Pierre opened the envelope slowly, unfolded the telegram, and read •the imperious summons addressed to him by his friend, He turned pale and his brow clouded. His heart suddenly seemed to contract. "Is there any bad news?" asked Agostino, "No," returned the painter, "at least I hope not. But I must leave you. I must go at once to Paris:" "Leave us! And now!" cried the bridegreiom sorroWfully. "Wait at least until to -morrow." "If they had told you when the sea was between you that your sweetheart was ill and mighe die durifig your ab- sence," gravely answered 'nerve, "would you have delayed going to bee?" Agostino pressed his preserver's hand with emotion and tears filled his eyes. "No, you are right," he said, "But you must know how much your de- parture will grieve us," Pierre drew 'the young man aside, and there speaking to him with a sudden emotion, which threw a new light on his friend's character and past life, for Agostino said: "There is no need ta east a gloom over the feast. From here to Torre. - Vecchio by the highroad is a matter of twelve miles. I can hire a carriole at the inn, and go there alone. Once I ant on the other side of the moun- tain, you will explain my absence to ycur guests, and thank each one of those present for the cordial recep- tion they gave me when I came here. shall never forget the time that I have spent among you. I was griev- ously ill, both in heart and minde In the peaceful and laborious existence I have forgotten the sorrows that I thought were incurable, and it Is to you I owe all this -to your mother who has been so good to me, to your little sister who has so 'often brought to my mind by her naive and winning grace the young girl who is waiting for me now, and finally to you, my brave fellow, to save whoSe life I gave up my intention of putting an end to DISFIGURING RASH: SPREAD- OVER KO ..,........ Itching and Burning. RestlesS.and. fretful at .Night.. Used Outicura TWO.Nlonths,. NoTraceofTroublet Elocardine, Ont, -"My teatime began with a rash around. the ears, This epread over the Nurture of the body turning to small sores whicit were itching and, burn- ing. The rash also appeared on my child's taco and for the time disfigured him. Tile Itching was SO intense that it • constantly caused him to het. tato the eruption. 110 was ere-, - restless and fretful at eight. P'The first two applicatioris of Cutieura Soap and Ointment etopped the burning and eased the Itching. In two months' thrte no trace of the trouble was seen.", (Signed) G. Campbell, May 23, 1914. Sample Each Free by Mall With 32-p. Stan Book request, Ad- dress post -card "Cutieura. Dept. D. Bos- ton, U, S. A.." eiold throughout tho world. THE SUMMERY GIRL, A quiet resort of the aummery sort Is where I ant longing' to be Where Mils with. eright glances tucking rotnauces, And cool woods would beckon to mo, IVItere roaming anti 'mating and Win. ming and floating Formality put out of curl. And port IS the heart oe the Of sisaullmer,resorty girl. I've tried every lolly end eseigeroug folly The prqdigal city affords; I've toyed to satiety with each 'Variety Of the eta served us on mugs; And none of it thrills me -with ennui me - And yfeitil4I'dmeg-et all in a whirl Could 1 ramble apart at some summer moor t With a summery sort of a girl. Oh, dull may things grow at. garden , or show And unspeakably dull at the club! You may note streaks of gray, eeel you're getting passe, And sigh you're no longer_p. cub; But Just take to the woodS, run away from your mood, - And you'll soon Trisk about like a When1‘,1tari resort molarr •lemllminegryyou start at it summer sort of a girl. -Lee Shippey In Judge. all me misery. Yes, she is destroying Me she le killing me. It vveuld be int- possiule to conceive what she Makes eta suffer. I know not -what Mailnese she has inquired me with. , Can you understame that should be jealous of her? This Morning we had a frightful scene. Slue forbade me the house, and I am, here stall! 1 ain here still! Ahd wilt? Beeause I cannot live with- out her. Because, I would sue for her miles on my knees n) it Were neces- sary!" "Make the effort te keep ova trent her for a feW days." "NO, no, that would be hripossible.' What a void in my existence lf the sbould pees out of It. No! I have sacrificed everything ter this wernan, I have Made everything yield to my love ter" her. To give her up now 'would be to end everything," He buried hie facie In his hands and was sileht for n few mcinents; then in, an aeeent of deeperatiten: "When I arn tet the end of my re- eources," said, "then I will see her no More. Ah, that day is not far off, for luck 13 agatnet .me, gut iteep on playing, although I know perfectly well What the end Wili be. You see It is not easy to peetteh to me, for ant beforehand witir you, Abandon tue to ivy fate, My friend. I ran not 'worth the efforts you have Made to save rite," ntvidoff had listened to jeCauete words with a pang at his heart, study, of a well-to-do farmer of San Pelle- grino. The young sailor had prospered In his trading expeditioart to the Medi-, terran.ean ports, and he brought a for- tune of six thousand francs to his bride. The latter, it rosy brtinette of sixteen _from the mountains, had, a house and some olive groves of her own. The yOung people had loved each Other for a year past, and on the understanding that Agostino was to give up his seafaring life the marriage had now been celebrated. On emerging front the church of San Pellegrino, the newly -married pair were greeted by a suteession of alias fired itt their honor. One might have thought from the noise that the vil- lagers were engaged in a Vendetta and Were tryhig to exterinitiate each oth- •er; vivas broke forth front the guests, Every face beamed with joy, ti,nd the bright sunshine, the heat and the smell of the powder seemed to produce a general feeling et intoxication. Pierre, giving his anti to the little Marietta Whose coinpaniott he had been in 'the church, followed with de« lighted eyea ever detail of the anima. ed arid novel Scene, dreaming already of the betoltiful picture he would paint of it, and Which has since become se famous Under the title Of "A Corsleati Marriage," 'His heart was at peace, and his Mind heti reeoveted its balance. Not a she. do* darkened his soul. He Was COM4 ing with mingled curiosity and cam- pletely absorbed in the conteMplation may be it intoner," added the ("yokel Penton this pitiable form of insanityof the happiness of these people Whetn is a setraight as it Urine, and yet it isac•beer. He Was familiar with the feeling he loved, and in the simplicity and suit* in at to get broil*. ° are summerY INVII.0101•1111111=061111•Pli LIQUOR AND MORPHINE HABITS A.re dieeases, not vices. feud there- fore curable. Patients are under my personal care and receive their I treatment In ordinary hospitals as ordinary medical cases. D. H. ARNOTT, M. D. 226 Queen's Ave., London, Ont. ...,.......•••••••••••••••••.•••••••• UNGALLANT. (Ottawa Citizen.) It is pointed out that June is the lay. mete month for battles, and we all know that many engagements do culminate in that same period. In making buttonholes in materials which fray easily it rs.a great help to stitch twice around on the sewing machine before the hole is cut, as a firmer foundation is secured and no fraying results. LONDON'S 13LUIVI BABIES. Cater Children That Thrive Where They Court Death, Lenclon gutter babies ere immune to ordinary diseases And thrive under 00n. ditione that would he death to etber children, old Dr. Thoreaa healtit of- ficer it the Finebury aletrIct. Dr. Tha- lami works in the moot completed of the London boroughs, where 0,000 famines live and aline in 6,000 rooms. "'Some of these babies," he says, "as soon or even before they are able to crawl, are pieced on the aidewalks early in the day, to be watched or nursed by a. girl. of four or five years. They are true gutter children. Sometime the im- mature nurse falls Asleep, wearied hY her task, and the baby crawls to eau other side of the road, heedlese of traf- fic. Both are filthy and gutter stained, from which they have wrung Hoeft au- perior to the ordinary diseases of child, hood." Among the cases reported are but they geent to live. In fact, the 0:1711: thAe"h;aby four months old was given e oleo of raw fat and bacon to chew, be. cause the grandmother said bacon was good for babiea canaries. One baby was deflect with stout and caoniiisee.ed by the mether as a mire for the Another baby of nine weelte was fed chiefly on weak.tea. eDr, Thomas complains of the ealreY Ganlpe, who act as nurses in the dis. beet, undoing the work of the doctors in many cases. He says their arro- -gance is equaled only by their ignorance. -New York Tribune. Wonderful Bilious Remedy Actually Prevents Attacks There are two great causes. of bile- ousnees-they are constipation and defective liver action. When Dr, Hamilton's Pills, are tak- en, they are not only correct consele pated bowels, but act upon the liver Rs well. Quite unlike oreinary 'medicines which purge snd give, temporary re- lief, Dr, Hamilton's Pills remove the conditions whie,h cause biliouseees, and thus permanent cures are effect- ed. No person who occasionally uses Dr. Hamilton§ Pills will ever suffer from the headache, bad stomach', or bilious complaint. Get a 25o box to - (lay. 4 - • The Behavior of Kites. "The tree -tops eing, the lilacs sway, The elouds skim by like cotton sails; I've walked the gardener'a beds all day Through watching kites with swing- ing tails. The kite, when first you take him oui Upon the hill Where breezes swish, Will knock his head and flop about, And wriggle like a drowning fish. But give him string,' up, up he'll rise, To soar at ease from place to place; A -wobbling down when daylight dies, A smile upon his painted face. If Aunt would only watch the kite, Perhaps she'd get to Understand The reason why 1 fret and fight At being led about by hand. If she would let me out instead Across the fields, I'd never fight, And end by coming home to bed A -smiling nicely, like the kite." -Melville Chater in St. Nicholas. Wigg -1's a good thing we can't See, ourselves as others see us. Wagg —Yes, a good thing for the looking - glass people. It would put them out ef besiness. PURE ICE CREAM Your Doctor WILL tell you is a very nutritious and highly digestible food—but it must be pare—Ice Cream to be safe must be made in a perfectly sanitary Dairy. When you eat City Dairy Ice Cream you get the benefit of the inspection of Toronto's Health Department. The more Ice Cream you eat in summer, the better health you will 'have, if it Is City Dairy Ice Cream, because, "If Ws City Dairy It'S:Pure that's Sure." "to Sale by diatiaPIMInaditagt ithil4latieildiarat Ott .yaivIiiiirito Look for thp Sign. TORONToi Wo went an Agent in every town. • HOME STUDY , Arts Courses, only, il j.13 ' SUMMER 4 • 'y SCHOOL J. ..,. 4' illaPt Pad AVglaile QUEEN'S UNIVERSITY KINGSTON, ONTARIO ARTS goucaTioN MEDICINE SCHOOL OF MINING NutnNo 4 cuuc. MECHANICAL. tam CIVIL. ELECTRICAL. GEO. T. CHOWN, Itescletrar ,..........=....1 "Cranks" Catalogued. A catalogue of murderere IS one of the memento, in ;he offices of the United Itatee secret (service in Washirigten. III his catalogue all the "cranks" in this tountry are listed, firat elplutbeticallY older their names and aliases, and se- iondly, under the particular forms taken 7 their obeespions. The catalogue is tot up by oontributions from the poe Ice of every town and city where a ;rank Is found, •-•-•.------ Olnard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. -... e "A LITTLE QUEER." -- Ris Eccentricity in the End Proved His Own Undoing. liev, Mr. HagaMore. to Whose memory a a slab in the church at Catshoge. Leicestershire, England, was "a little .titteemear.:1 ditedseienrn jsantratrythensure,vieer:vnidnegeanti )X his property, valued at 0,500, to a •Itilroad porter. This queer old preacher kept one ear - rant of each sex, whom he locked up every night, His last employment of an yvening was to go the rounds of his gemises, let loose the dogs nue fire off els gun. He lout hie life In a curious manner. Starting out early one morning to let 3ut his servants, the dogs fawned _upon m andelthrew him into a pond qf wa- ;er. The servants heard his cries, but, 3eing locked up, could not render ttssis- .ance, ao the old man was drowned. When the inventory of his property was taken, he was found to be the owner of 80 gowns, 100 pairs of trousers, 100 pairs of boots, 400 pairs of shoes, 80 whigs (although he had plenty of tat - ural hair), 50 dogs, 98 wagons and carts, 10 wheelbarrows, 249 razors, iii plows, 50 saddles and 222 pickaxes p.nd shovels. He Kiraly was "a little queer," - London Stan(1ard, A•••••=106 Miutud'Es Unineent Co., Limited. ht. Gents,—i cured a valuable hunt- ing dog of trange 'With MINARD'S LINIMENT after several veterinaries had treated him without doing him any perm line n t good.' 'Yours, etc., wii..riti I) GAGNE, Prop.' of Grand Central Hotel, Drummondville, Aug, 3, '04, Purifying. tho Air. A pitcher of cold water placed on the table of an occupied room will absorb all the gases -with which the room is filled from the respiration of those eat- ing or sleeping in it. In -a few hours this pitcher of cold water will make the air of the room pure, while the -water itself will become totally unEt for use. •_ • Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper. TRICKS OF BULLETS. ISSUE O. 27, 1915 HELP WANTED-FAMAIA T A.1)1.48 WANTED TO PO PLAIN .14 and light slowing at home, whine or ;spare UM(); 0000 pay: Work sPnt any eletanee; chargee peed. Send stamp ter particulare. Nate:mut Manufacturing Co., eiontreaL FOR JIM -E. %0Olet HOUSE AND ONE ACRE, with outbuildings; near Hamilton; only eeelie Apply, Geo, R. eitudewood, James street isouth, Iitent.ilt_on, Ont. FARMERS, ATTENTION! 'UTTER, 1100S Alc`1).""i1OVIeTil wunted, highest prices peed Lot Welt quality exoduce. Tne Ityan Produce leo., 115e (Allege Street, Toronto, One.. The feWat atoCi flmianar kingaeawrL atch, in A pearl nas been accomplished by a vattchunaleing firm at Chaim de Ponds, Switzerland. This wonderful clock, the only one of its kind la the world, was finished a few years ago, A pearl that weighs forty-fiveegrains and has it diameter of aboltt halt an, inch con- tains all the works. It 'took an em- hloyee of the firm fifteen months to nollew_ out the pearl and fix the 'wheels. T1.io *watch is guaranteed tie keep good time and may be worn as a ring on the finger. PILES CURED at HOME by New Absorption Method If you suffer from bleeding, itching, blind or protruding Piles, send me your address, and I will tell you how to cure yourself at home by the new absorption treatment; and will also send some of this home treatment free for trial, with .references from your own locality if requested. Immediate relief and permanent cure assured. Send no money, but tell others of this"' offer. Write to -day to Mrs. M. Summers, Box P. 8, Windsor, Ont. ADVERTISING. (Pittsburg Gazette -Times,) -Advertising is the connecting link be- tween the merchant and the customer, There is not a doubt that daily adver- tisements, In which there is a compre- hensive and specific presentation of facts, fig -urea and commodies, are read with the seme avidity ap newt, reports and usually with greater care and a more definite end in view, Therefore, the mete chant who falls to advertise is not (siz- ing up to his real oppottunities and is not alive to the first aid in prosperity. Occasionally They Defy All Rules and Make Queer Flights. It has been truly said that, once you fire a bullet from a modern rifle, none can forecast what it will do or where it will ultimately come to test. Even when a pullet has an uninter- rupted course, says Mr. Frank Scada- more, in the London Globe, it is cap- able of upsetting all knowncalcula- tions of its flight and range. Before the Battle of Omdurman a sick of- ficer Was taken across the Nile and placed under an awning, at least 5,500 yards from the nearest point of pos- sible fire. This should. have ensured him an ample margin of safety, but none the lees a stray bullet ate up the intervening three miles of desert, struck him in the head and killed him. Sheirtly before the Battle of Gilds% in Sudan, General Sir Archibald Hun- ter, Colonel Hacket-Thompson, C. B., and another °Meer whose narne es- capes me were reconnoitering through an 'opening in the wall of a disused sakeeyeh, or waterwheel. The hole in the wall was so small that the ; officers had to stand one behind the other to see anything, The officer • whose name I forget was in front us- ing a pair of binoculars, while Sir Archibald Hunter was in •the rear. The glint caused by the setting eun shining on the glass of the binoculars attracted the attention of a dervish who, together with others, was retir- ing along the Nile. He stopped, took aim, and fired. It was a very good shot, for it sped through one lens of the binoculars, through the brain of the officer holding them, killing him on the spot, through the shoulder 'of Colonel Haeket-Thompson, and finally lodged in the breast of Sir Archibald Hunter, where, I believe, It remains to this day. The vagaries of a bullet when it touches the human frame are almost beyond relief. During another Sudan battle I caw an officer, a friend of mine, go down apparently ghat tierougle the head. To my surprise and relief I met him walking about after the battle apparently none the worse save that his head was ban- daged. Then he Showed me how it bullet, striking 'and deflected by one of the hooks of hie eennet chain, had run right around his fon:heath cutting a groove under the skin, and had then, glanced off the heonit hook on the • -4 • 4b— ••••-. Other side. MODES OF THE MOMENT. The 'tailored maid" in midnight blue teems to be Just as popular in June as she was at Eastertime. The seenbre- neas of the "midnight darknesa" is lightened a bit by etiffs and collars of old gold or tan -and these glowing tints, by the way, are much amarter for tuffs and cellars than white linen. The Elton jacket which just touches tlie waist line and shows a glimpse of the blouse beneath is one of the popu- lar summer modes. The eton suit is adaptable to cotton novelties and re - tine Mt Well as Silk or serge. Brotize pumps ate not rieW but "everybody's wearing the," They are attractive and they ault almost every accasion. -- The bride's gonth no longer sweeps the ground. Delete Pashion hits tuelt- ed it up to the fashionable ankle length. The 1915 bride would rather be fashionable, it seems, than oeati- mental, 40 • • A Military Compliment, During the South African war an or- der was iesued to the men of the High- land regiments that they must cover up their tartan kilts as they made too good targets for the enemy. The order proved very unpopular and caused a great deal of dissatisfaction among the soldiers concerned. When Sir George White heard this he thought of a way Out of the difficulty. "Let 'them cover up only the front of their kilts," he said, "The enemy will never see the other side." -London An. ewers. Mlnard's Liniment Cures Garget In Cows, The Trouble With Golf. Queen Victoria once induced Count Shuvalov, the Russian ambaesador, to try a game et golf at Balmoral. The Russian did try, but after innumerable misees he turned round to one of the bystanders aud said: "Ach, moneteur, it wottld be a very nice game if the 1 ail was ten times lnrger. Now let us go home." But what he said in Russian to him- self is not recorded. .nen—eneeen WEAR LOT 01 ShoesfireverySport and Recreation Sold b Alb, 11 Good She 'Dealers 111444,%‘. 7.41 Meinter 4114.oi tlie FaA 01 Like Accepting, an Office. "Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?" solemnly in- quired the officiating clergyman. "Yielding with reluctance to tbe earnest solicitation of my many friends, I do!" etMerously answered the Hon. Howland Hoopinore.--Puck. Mlnird's Liniment Cures Colds, Etc, Out of the Mouths cif Babes. Teacher—Malachy, ran you tell me Why you were unable to lift yourself by your bootstraps? Little Malaelly-'Cause I wear ghee& Marrima-Mrs. Nextdoor thinks yott are such a well•behaved little boys, Tommy. Tommy -Well, I don't dare -just so eho doesn't think I'M it sissy boy. Little Laurene-Mamten, I've got a etteetion that needs an itilaWer. Marntaa-Well, What ie it, dear? Little Laurene-if it takes elite tall - ore to make it Man, how Manydress- maltere does it take to Make a Wo- man?-Chihage Nears. ZAII.BUK HD OUTDOOR , LIFE. , Every tennis or 'ball player, everY swiminer, every eanoeist, every man or wonian Who loves outdoor life and exercise, should keep a box of Zam-Bult handy. Zam-Buk is a purely herbal prepare. tide, whiehe as soon es applied to cute, bruises, borne, sprain, blisters, etc., Sots up highly beneficial operations. Virst, its antiseptio prOperties render the Wound free from all danger from blood poisolthig. Next, Its tgoothiiie Properties relieve and ease the pain. Then its rich, herbal balms peeetrete the tiileUe, and set up the wonderful process Of healing. Barbed wire scratches, filmed stings, ekitt dieettsee, ouch as eezetha, beat realm, hig 'worm, babies' heat sores, chafed places Sore feet -are all Quickly cured '1) ZanteIlult, it tileo eases ancletturet, pile. *All draggles tted stores, Vet Zant-Buk 130ap also; 280. per tablet.