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THE WINE llAM TIMES.
H. B. ELLIOTT, PITBLTSUIER AND PItOPIETOR
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1913
CAUGHT IN HIS OWN TRAP.
The Toronto Star has neatly trapped
Mr. Foster.
Like others of his party, Mr. Foster
is now showing wonderful hind -sight in
regard to Canadian -American relations
and the American tariff. He told a
North Toronto audience the other night
that
"the Conservative party had in 1911
foreseen \lh'tt ..as corning in the
United States and had urged Canada
instead of binding herself by an agree-
ment, to wait until the agitation for
tariff reduction had borne fruit."
But the Star, lamenting that in an
audience even of North Toronto Con-
servatives there should not be found
one man of sufficient intelligence to
question such a statement, quotes from
Mr, Foster's speech in the House of
Commons on February 14th 1911:
"For you find no intimation
amongst the powers that be, or the
powers that are to be, in the United
States, that they are quite willing,
for purposes which I shall hereafter
disclose, to open the barriers and to
make free trade between Canada and
the United States, they are at all dis-
posed to throw any barriers down
against the rest of the world. They
do not intend to do it."
Mr Foster was then arguing against
the fact that capital would as a result
of its passing turn to the United States
rather than to Canada, because the high
protection would be maintained there,
• while in Canada. he said, "unstable
conditions would be imported by this
arrangement."
Was ever a cabinet minister more
crushingly convicted out of his own
mouth of perverting facts? Only ex-
tremaly stupid people, who forget every
yesterday to -day, can be persuaded
that the Conservative party in 1911
either expected or expressed any wish
for the opening of the American food
market to our products. It is plain
enough what Mr. Foster himself
thought. He went on in that speech
Feb. 14, 1911, to show in absurd detail
what damage to Canada such an open-
ing would bring: see Hansard. The
Conservative press echoed him.
Not long ago Mr. Crothers, speaking
to a Rodney audience, falsified a speech
of Sir Wilfrid Laurier, as a reference
to Hansard would show. Messrs. Fost-
er and Borden vie with each other in
self -repudiation or contradiction. The
present Government is distinguished
for this sort of thing.
Chronic Dyspepsia.
The following unsolicited testimonial
should certainly be sufficient to give
hope and courage to persons afflicted
with chronic dyspepsia: I have been a
dyspeptic for years, and of all the
medicine I have taken, Chamberlain's
Tablets have done me more good than
anything else " says W. G. Mattison,
No. 7 Sherman St., Hornellsville, N. Y.
For sale by all dealers.
Tnere are more than two million acres
of land under cultivation in the Trans-
vaal.
TETE WINGIIA31 TIMES, OCTOBbl 30 1913
W'JNGHAM TWENTY YEARS AGO
(From the TIMES of Oct. 27, 1893)
LOCAL NEWS.
Mr. Robert Pelton, of East Wawa -
nosh, has moved into the fine new resi-
dence which he erected in town this '
season.
Mr, Walter Taylor has purchased a
brick house and two lots on Centre
street, near the f tctory from Mr. Mark
Cassels at a fair figure.
During the season, Mr. T. 11. Ross,
with the assistance of Mr. G. A. Smith,
sold upwards of 130 Massey -Harris
machines and implements of different
kinds.
The Wingham Presbyterian church
have appointed as delegates to she
Prohibition Convention for West Huron
-Dr. Macdonald, Mayor Gordon, and
Messrs. Wm. Hutton and D. Sutherland,
Dr. Towler and Mr. John Neelands
will represent the Wingham'Methodist
church at the West Huron Prohibition
Convention.
Messrs. A. Kelly, Geo. Pocock, sr.,
Geo. Pocock, jr., and airs. A. Ireland
have been appointed as delegates to the
Prohibition Convention for West Huron,
from the Wingham Baptist Church.
t The annual meeting of the Ladies'
'Aid Society in connection with the
Wingham illethodist church, was held
at the residence of Mr. Chas. Lloyd,
ion Tuesday afternoon last. The officers
l elected for the ensuing year are: Mrs.
E, G. Sparring, President; Mrs. J. J.
Homuth, Treasurer; Mrs. R. Mclndoo,
Secretary. Collectors were also ap-
pointed for each ward of the town.
Dr. J. E. Tamlyn is visiting the
World's Fair just now.
Mr. D. Geddes, V. S., wife and
family, of Lucknow, were visiti ng Mr.
Geddes' sister, Mrs. A. McLean, Shuter
street, this week.
Dr. and Mrs. McDonald retul ned from
their visit to the World's Fair, on Mon-
day. They were greatly pleased with
what they saw.
Mr. T. W. Crawford, mail clerk on
main line of the G. T. R., is relieving
Mail Clerk Cousins, of London, this week
Mr. Crawford's h)st of Wingam friends
were pleased to see him looking so well.
Mr. 3. 0, Dallas, of Buff ilo, is . in
town visiting his parents for a short
Um, . He has just i eturned from a
visit to the World's Fair.
BORN.
Marriott. -In Wingham, on the 8th,
of October, the wife of Mr. A. Marriott;
jr., a son.
Lockeridge-In Lower Wingham, on
October 23rd, the wife of Mr. Robert
Lockeridge; a daughter.
Taylor. --At Windsor, on September
30th, the wife of Mr. Arch, Taylor,
formerly of 13elgrave; a daughter,
MARRIED.
A I);D.
Anderson -Munn - In Bluevale, by
the Rev. Wm. McGregor, of Wingham,
Mr. Thos. Anderson, of Turnberry. to
MissK eat
Munn, of Morris.
Fraser-Gemmili-At the residence
of the bride's father, Turnberry, the
25th instant, by the Rev. T. L. Keir-
nan, Mr. A. Fraser, to Miss L. Gemmiil,
eldest daughter of Mr. Wm. Gemmiil.
DiED.
Duckett -In East Wawanosh, on Oc-
tober 23rd, Edward Lloyd Duckett,
aged 66 years.
O'Callaghan In East Wawanosh on
the 20th instant, Patrick O'Callaghan,
aged 62 years.
Fallen In Culross, on the lath in-
stant, Mary, wife of Nr. Daniel Fallen,
aged 85 years, 5 months.
Why Men Don't Marry.
(Christian Guardian, Toronto.)
A certain American writer, Mr. E.
E. Rittenhouse, dealing with the fact
that thirty-nine out of every hundred
men in the United States and Canada
of marriageable age are unmarried, de-
clares that there are "an enormous
number of men who lack the moral
fibre and courage to marry and take a
man's part in human affairs. While an
army of single men are lavishing their
earnings and effections upon themselves,
and many of them developing extrava-
gant and often vicious habits, another
great army, of young women, is forced
to toil in our factories and business
houses for the necessities of Iife. This
is an unfortunate state of affairs."
Mr. Rittenhouse blames the men for
this state of affairs, but the Daily
Telegraph, of Montreal, takes issue
with him on this point. and insists that
the women must bear some of the
blame. The editor says: "There is no
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every bag, iden-
tifies Canada
Portland Cement.
blinking the fact that we are in age of
revolt against domesticity on the part
of the women. The majority of our
girls refuse to take an interest in house-
hold work. They scorn economy and
quiet life. They have expensive tastes
Their beau ideal is a young man with
plenty of money, an automobile, and a
neverending capacity for giving them
'a good time.' Let young women who
want husbands. go in for the study of
domestic economy. Let them dress as
neatly as they please, but with due
regard for propriety and theadvoidance
of reckless expense, Let them pre-
serve at all times a strict regard for
decorum in their conduct. The young
men likely to make the best husbands
are not inclined to ask frivolous and
extravagant and incompent young
women to become their partners of
life." We fear that on the part of
both young men and women this indict-
ment will hold good in all too many
eases. There does seem to be some-
what of a "revolt against domestic
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life," but the race will surely sw:ng
beck again int 1 a more moral and desir-
able state,
Would not be Beaten.
The ''story" wilt be new, I am sure,
to many readers of the extraordinary
interview that tools place at Rosyth,
Scotland, where some of the ships of a
naval squadron were lying, between an
e-lthusiastic missionary and the com-
manding officer of one of the war -boats.
"I've called to see you, sir," said the
man of peace, "about the state of re-
ligion in the fleet. We have had a glor-
ious awakening on the Arethusa, and
now I want to interest your men op the
subject of their everlasting welfare,"
.,Aha,
"Yes, sir, we baptised ten men on
the Arethusa yesterday.
"The deuce you did! Here,. boat-
swain order out 20 men for baptism
first thing to -morrow morning. I'm
hanged if I'll be beaten by any Are-
thusa in this squadron."
$100 ettswA1to, 8100
The readers o this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all its stages, and
that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure not known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being
a constitutional disease, requires a con-
stitutional treatment, Hall's Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in do-
ing its work. The proprietors have so
much faith in its curative powers that
they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails to cure. Send for list
of testimonials,
Address F.J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, 0.
ISold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation
Sayings of Fred A. Johnson,
"The first two crops after putting in
twenty-one thousand tile paid for the
underdraining in increased yield per
acre."
"There is a twelve -acre patch near
the bush, This year I sold from it $1,-
200 worth of potatoes. I.have paid for
the land three or four times with pota-
toes;and some years potatoes were pretty
cheap."
"When you take much food from the
soil you must return a like amount or
your soil will soon play out. This
spring we used about five tons of ferti'
!leer, as well as several loads of ma
nure."
"In the last two years I have sold
fifteen thousand bushels of potatoes
from this farm, and have not had one
single complaint as to quality."
"Let the Amercians have our mar-
ket for their early potatoes; they are
ready to take in return far more late
potatoes than we can send them." it
8 Boxes Cured Psoriasis,
Mrs. Nettie Massey, Consecon. Ont..
writes: "Three doctors described my
trouble as psoriasis, and one said I
could never be cured. The disease
spread all over me, even on my face
and head and the itching and burning
was hard to bear. I used eight boxes
of Dr. Chase's Ointment and am entirely
cured not a sign of a sore to be seen.
I can hardly praise this Ointment
enough."
A Dental Curiosity
It may not be generally known that
the Father of his Country was one of
the first Americans to wear artificial
teeth. By the time the War of the
Revolution had ended he had parted
company with most of the outfit which
nature had given him. An ingenious
physician and dentist of New York un-
dertook the then unusual task of re -
equipment and produced at length a
full set of artificial proof of the hero-
ism of our first president for it is a
matter of fact that General Washing-
ton wore those teeth for many years
and, so far as we know, never com-
complained of them.
The teeth were carved from ivory
and riveted, wired and clamped to a
somewhat ponderous gold plate. Three
large clamps particularly figure con-
spicuously in the roof of the mouth
and must have caused difficulty, if not
anguish, There were an upper and a
lower set, and the two were connected
and help in position relatively by a
long spiral spring on each side, says
Harper's Weekly.
Nevertheless Washington wore them
long and well, a fact eufflciently attest-
ed by the worn and dinted condition of
both teeth and plate.
At the last account these teeth were
the property of a dental institution in
Bal ti more.
BUSINESS AND
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BAI'fISr CHURCH -Sabbath services
at 11 a. ,n. and 7 p. m. Sunday School
at 2;30 p. a. General prayer meeting
on We1 ia,lay evenings. Rev. G. Vic-
tor Collins, pastor. B, Y. P. U. meets
Monday evenings 8 p. m. W, D.
Pringle, 5. S. Superintendent.
METHJ DIST CHURCH -Sabbath ser-
vices at It a. m. and 7 p. m. Sunday
School at 2:30 p. m. Epworth League
every Moaday evening. General prayer
meeting oa Wednesday evenings. Rev.
J. W. titabert, pastor. F. Bachanan,
S. S. S.I,):rintendent.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH ---Sabbath ser-
vices at 11 a. m. and 7 p, in. Sunday
School at 2;30 p. m. General prayer
meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev.
D. Perrin, pastor. Dr. A, J. Irwin, S.
S. Superintendent.
ST. PAUL'S CHURCH, EPISCOPAL -Sab-
bath services at 11 a. m. and 7. p. m.
Sunday School at 2:30 p. m. Rev. E.
H. Croly, B. A., Rector. Alex. Al-
deron, S. S. Superintendent.
SALVATION ARMY CITADEL, -Service
at 11 aon., 3 p.m, and 7 p.m. on Sunday.
At 8 o'el)ck on Thursday evening.
There will be special music provided in
the Sunday evening service from 7 to
7,15
POST OFFICE -Office hours from 8a. m.
to 6:30 p. in. Open to box holders from
7 a. m. to 9 p. m. P. Fisher, postmast-
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PUBLIC LIBRARY -Library and free
reading room in the Town Hall, will be
open every afternoon fe im 2 to 5:30
o'clock, and every evening from 7 to
9:30 o'clock. Miss R. Brown, lib-
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TOWN COUNCIL -C. G. VanStone,
Mayor; J. W. McKibbon, Reeve; J. A
Mills, George Spotton, Wm. Isbister,
W. J. Bsyc., A. Yeune. and D. Bell,
Councillors; John F. Groves, Clerk and
Treasurer. Board meets first Monday
evening in each month at 8 o'clock.
HIGH SCHOOL BOARD -Frank Buchan-
an, (Chairman), R. Vanstone, Theo.
Hall, C. P, Smith, W. J. Howson,
John A. McLean W. F. VanStone
Dudley Holmes, Secretary. A. Cosens,
treasurer. Board meets second Mon-
day in each month.
PUBLIC SCHOOL BOARD.- A. Tipling,
(Chairman), Alex Ross, J. L.
Awde, Dr. A. J. Irwin•. Robt. Allen,
Wm. Moore. H. E. Isard, Dudley Holmes
Secretary-Treas.,John F. Groves;Meet-
ings second Tesday evening in each
month.
HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS -Harry E.
Ricker, Principal; G. R Smith, B. A.,
Specialist in Mathematics; M l•. E wing,
Specialist in Classics; Miss Wnite,
Specialist in Moderns and History; Miss
B E. Anderson, First Form.
PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS, -A. L.
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Reynolds, Miss Farquharson, Miss Ans-
ley, Mise Barber an 1 hiss Bentley.
BOARD OF HEALTH.-C.G,VanStone,
(chairman), Wm.Fessant, Alex Porter,
John F. Groves,Secretary; Dr. R. C.
Redmond, Medical Health officer.
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ARTHUR .1. IRWIN, D. D. S., L. D S.
Doctor of Dental sur„try 0" the rennaylvonla
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RAILWAY TIME 'MIMICS.
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rRAlNe T.SAVA run
London 2.85 a.m.-.. 8 80p.m.
Toronto &East 11,00a to0.45 6 m.,.. 2.80p,m
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saw reproduced tit a pu;eul,;l-
sine a photograph which sra; f1 s- 5 1 .•
ed in all seriousness as f. oiminl
cabbage of gigantic proportions, '
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at the picture were dee'lved, to. t1 a
cabbage partially obscured a \.bet:;
family of five or el'. persons who stat. 1
somewhere in tI"s t ackgroun'l,
in reality the vrgeable \vas ',f 011'
ordinary propor`io:• and 1..0)'•'iy lnr1:-
ed lar In pro.x,r inn to the hinny .1
beings hecatre nt' 1•s nearness to
lens of short latus.
lu the same I,ay if a tisIaeral:,n 11: ;
caught a fish six inches long it uta;
be made to appear gigantic in tt
photograph. Py :.lc ens of !.lis t" 1
and line the fin er...ie., may bang th
fish a good six or et ;ht feet nears:
tbe camera than. :'a tlimeelf is, 1i,,a•f
the lens does the SP'.
Very lauglta.ble caricature phott.-
graplls :no; i.. - )' simply 1.10.-
iuging :he ".s\ ing back" of the ca.: •
era out of the perpendicular. Your
friends may be natio to look til=e re-
clining gian's or dwarfs with b14
bead:. In fact, a'l eleno51 endless
variety of quaint deformities ulay L'
devised by varying the elevation o:
the camera and toe. angle of luso ba':i:
Care must be to en, however, to.,"
"stop down" the lens as much as por-
sible in order to bring the whole pic-
ture well info fo(:u... This, of course,
means that a good light is required;
otherwise the exposure must be a
long one and you: ._.odes may move
anti spoil tbe picture.
S,•vr-ral pr:, ,'.Biala): literary mea.
of Paris conceived tl.e idea of mak-
ing investigation:; a.uong the beggars
ou file Loulavas's s by disguising
th.anselves
as l0. 8':15
of the Legging
>
fraternity and soliciting ing a ns They
succeeded heyone. their utmost expec-
tations, both in discovering fraud
cases of counterfeit cripples and blind
men, and by the liberal fees which
they themselves received. A good
story is loll of a nuint;cr cf these
bogas beggars sailing upon the Duo
(l'.\u.nale, v. ILL -h appeals for relief, to
ea'l: one of whom the duke gave 5
franc,. At last, however, a genuine
oeegar appeared, to whom the duke
said: "I have received about twenty
mendicants of tatters to -day, and 1
recogutzed theall, in spite of the:r
rags, 1.ut 1 dent know you. ?oa
muss Le a Logos literary man. Ge
out:"
Minister's Partin;; Shot.
The minister had just reach_)
his farewell sermon to the congrega-
tion with ..lio::I he had had much
tru.lble.
"slow bean:I:ei," said a visitor to
one of the deacons, "and how apero-
prime for a fLl' ,, i1 1 :-_r..lo:T,,,
"'Think to?" sad the tleace 1
brut':; .
•'\Vhy, y.,s. What batter 'e.
could lie lirtcl than '1u my 1'a(5cl .5
house are 1'8any mansions. $ * 1' •f
1 go to pr:-; are a place for you.' 13y
the was, \1•'Tcre is he going?"
The (liae.n 5 :'ilea sourly as II e7\
answered, r' le b.,.mut'S
the et l;e p uitentiury."
.A (,uec1 `'c rwiita 1:ait f.
To ha! eh a cbiek'•n by ho dine; r -
eg. t'or the allo:te!i ti :e til 100 •lel,
armpit is believed in i:t Le be
certain (•har:a .,t valent death,
more cs:.' dully it tlr I 'rd i? ;+•set
lowed .whole for'y day's af'er 1t et/me;
to lite. A robber '•t:n 1•n(1 devastate'
tie (lisiri; t of , nbhr:" for Sian;
years lwu,;, 1. I1t.• i• re-
• ,)a.tea' kilo; lir' :0'rr: Rt lei
('d ;,o.h t.h0le • • •' '
1.11 the apathy .:
p :559ttinf4 lit.a, 1',r.tte :
of itis iavttlnet:' •
ly, however, ;:'i:- '
the; rig:;•:
l'•I ri' sal ill! i'• 1,
l.Te., i; a tee:,, , •'
of a'„ 1 (1' •.
5'. et
1tt+til
01' six : t •
te.r.•1 (no. 1,s.) - , .
tT Ol till e 115.7. ev
)x5,11901 ere 510 f ,t -, r ,. f its•
(
Yon ..is i Tac„
itn•1 if 'h, it...• r- f- -
liJ' lit•„ '7 til
.. +•,,a.
•
• In `
A11'i e. 11)' li.avc (i (act-,
c:. et' alo' lar, it a '•)'(r,1 1`' , 0,
e'riege li•ealoci 'isrlitl-t• lire an f
1 ),i,•. \i )ih 1L.
Mon aaInte(11,) • 1:' •
ata,' 'means lnatrlt. For insi alt'..
who have returned from a lash's
to Mecca ha..lsg it over their doe rs u;
a• .1c111 that they have made the great
journey.
Ilex Clever::ess.
Slue Mary Graham is cer';ti,t'y a
ve?y clever woman, yet she has little
to .:i y.
Ho ---That's where her cleverness
ro•nl's in. She leads a man to believe
that slue thinks he is worth listening
to.
How It Was Becoming.
"That dress is becoming, my dear. '
said the man who thinks he is a di-
plomat.
She looked at !Tim coldly for a mo-
ment and then replied:
"1'es. It is becomir ; threadbare."
Scalding a Brandt.
To scald a brand is to make a brand
look old. The way to scald a brand
le to pt' a wet cloth on the animist
ween' the hot brand' is to be placed.
The brand will slow plain and, the
hair Is not burned.
And :'pow Ile Doesn't.
IT3 ,s, 1i- -Do you like cnngregatiott-
til SiJ.ging?
Powell•-yI did until the cats in oar
neigllborilood. adoptel the idea.