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Dear Old Sir James.
From the Ottawa Free Press.
Dear old Sir James Whitney! We
can't heip admiring him. He is such is
typical, old-fashioned Tory, and the
breed is getting quite rare.
"Please go 'way and don't bother
me," is a fair interpretation of his re-
marks to a decidedly "influential" de-
putation of labor men.
The sensible way is to let the Gov-
ernment interpret what is best for the
people and what the people want
This is his answer to a long string of
requests for legislation.
"The people," what do they know?
Just a mob of atoms made to show off
the powers of a czar! How dare they
attempt to think for themselves? They
only think they ;think.
wit he Government," meaning James
Pliny, knows what is good for the peo-
ple. They think they want cake and
ice cream, but what they really need is
plain bread and water.
TIMES CHANGE.
[Judge]
A run about the lawn or floor.
Served well its purposes of yore,
When we dear friend, were younger
far,
And nothing could our pleasure
mar.
And we were—well, say, aetat four.
Later, when years—perhaps a score—
Came on us, we would both deplore,
Our early taste, and crave a spar„
A run, a bout.
But now we wish for nothing more)'_""-
Than just a million dollars for
The bare necessities that are
Essential when one owns a car,
A racer, speeder, chaser, or
A runabout!,, :.f,,
Ducks as Mortgage Lifters.
"I have been breeding Runner ducks
on my farm for a number of years, and
for a hardy, beautiful fowl, they can-
not bo beaten," says Robert R.
Stewart, in Farm and Home. The
number of large white eggs which they
lay seems almost unbelievable, and I
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have found more profit, with mu
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them than chickens.
"They require a much less expens
house, and you are not bothered w
lice, mites, roup, canker, bumblefo ,
frozen combs, etc. After they are
few weeks old they take care of the
selves. They are very small eate ,
and their feed is not as expensive a
for chickens.
"I have always been able to dispose
of the eggs in town at more money
than for hen's eggs, and I now find
that the hotels will pay 40 cents a
dozen the year round.
"An Indian Runner duck egg is as
mild as a hen's egg, as white, and
larger. With good care and with only
water enough for them to drink, I
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find that they will lay from eight to
nine months hard running. The Indian
Runner duck is a pretty goad propo3i-
tion to help lift the mortgage off the
farm."
Unappreciated Help.
Tho doctor was once called in to
treat the spoiled child of the family.
After his departure the mother return-
ed to the room and told the child that
the doctor bad complained that he had
been very rude to him.
"Oh. mamma," replied the. child, "he's
just an old fogyl He got angry be-
cause [ put my tongue out for hits
before he asked me."—Youth's Com-
panion. -
Poor Girl.
"May i tell you the old, old story?"
be asked.
She looked down, blushed and nodded
her assent.
So he told her for the twenty-seventh
time how he once won the game for
Yale.—Brooklyn Life.
Different.
Madge- Dirt rhe count ask you If yon
would love him? Marjorie—No; ne
asked me If I would marry elm.—
Judge.
im—Judge.
When there to no good within no
good comes Hitt, I'roterb.
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
C A.S T O4R I A
The Primary Colors,
Primary colors aro the colors into
which white light is separated by the,
dispersion of a prism. Those named
by Newton are red, orange, yeliovr,
green, blue, indigo and violet Artieta
reduce these to three—red, yellow and'
blue. Scientists generally consider red,
green and blue to represent the prit
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of nerves in the retina which can re.'
,pond to these three colors. The idea
of three primary colors is that from
the combination of these three all hues
may be produced which are to be found
in white light.
Paying the Pope's Physicians.
By a long established custom thiel
physicians of the pope are paid erery
week by the pope's chamberlain. When
his holiness is seriously sick the physi-
cian does not receive this emolnmene.
Froin this custom no physician of the
pope has departed since the tits of
Sextus V.—Le Cri de Paris.
When She Nage.
It is not always a sign of 111 temper
when a woman "nags." Sometimes the
most unselfish and sweet tempered fall
into this direful habit Nine times out
of ten the woman Is tired.
Rose to the Emergency.
Newedd—Did you sew the button on
my coat, love? Mrs. Newedd—No,
darling, I couldn't find the button so I
just sewed up the buttonhoie.—Boston
Tra necript.
Headaches and
Heart Trouble
Nervous Prostration of Three Years'
Standing Cured a Year Ago by Dr.
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FOR YOUNG FOIKS
Girls Can Play Baseball When
They Wish to Learn.
AN EXPERT WITH PADDED MIT.
Healthfulness of Exercise In the Open.
Girls at Van Cortlandt Park, New
York—The Boy With a Queer Name.
Riddles and Games.
Girls. as a rule, do not care !Mich to
play baseball, although most of them
like to watch a gauge in winch their
brothers and acquaintances are taking
pint. Perhaps girls do not care to play
because they lack the knack of throw-
ing the bail. When they du acquire
this art, however. and can throw over-
h:tnd with precision girls do about as
well !IS buys.
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CASTS& moan CO..ITZW ZOIL.
ka,11 hall Doi+ hall
Out el vrdby.
Little Prances—We dot a new baby.
Mrs. Neighbors—You don't sayl Lit-
tle Prances—Yes'm; an' its eyes open
Jest like my dolly's, but 1 dess some-
ilo's the matter wif its works, cause
ds eyes don't go shut evwy time they
my It down.—Chicago News.
An Explanation.
She presented herself at a fashion-
able wedding.
"Friend of the bride or the bride-
groom?' asked the usher
"I'm the fiancee of the organ blow-
er;" she explained, blushing.—Lippin•
colt's.
Those who jump at conclusions are
more than apt to fall upon uncertain-
ties.
Photo by American Press Association.
GIRL PLAYING BALL.
:seen handling n ball with as great skill
as their male companions. They can
send a ball on a line with the real mas-
culine throw, long supposed to be an im-
possibility for the gentler sex.. The
girl in the picture was snapped by the
photographer as she was reaching for
a throw. You can see that she handles
her glove like a real ball player. There
were several girls on the field fully 09
skillful, but she was the only one
caught by the camera. Exercise in
the open is necessary to robust health,
and the young people of both sexes
should take advantage of the summer
season to strengthen their muscles and
inflate their lungs.
The Boy With a Queer Name.
Little "I will" was a very small boy
wilh the sweetest face any one could
wish to see, and under his white biouse,
with its big sailor collar, beat the
sweetest little heart that ever grew.
Of course "I will" had another name.
Ills "really truly" name he would have
told you was Louis, but those who
kuew him thought that "I will" suited
him better.
"Dear," mother would say, "will yen
run upstairs and get my scissors? You
will find them on tho sewing machine."
"I will, I will!" would sing out the
pleasant little voice, and in a twinkling
the scissors would be put in mother's
hand.
Or father would say: "Louts, gather
up your toys. It is almost supper
time."
"I will!" would come the smiling an-
swer.
Dear little "I will!" He is a big boy
now, big enough to study Latin and all
sorts of other hard things, but the sun-
shine of his merry baby ways has.nev-
er faded from blsmother's heart.
What a pity there is not a little "1
will" in every home!—Sunbeam.
Game of Portrait.
In fhe game called portrait one per-
son leaves the room, while the oth-
ers choo0 the name of some one they,
all know. The person on entering the
room has to guess the nanie selected
by asking queetionslto be answered by
"ye.s" or "no." II'or instance: "Is she
married?" "No." "Have I seen her
today?" "Yes." "Has she fair hair?'ti
"No." Sometimes the company choose
the one who went outside for the "port
trait" and the guessing is more dill.
cult
Riddles and Answers.
When is.a soldier not half a soldier?
ell►! n he i in quarter&
Why is a hive like a spectator at the
circus? Because it Is a bee holder.
On what day of the year do women
talk the least? On the shortest
What three letters turn girl into
'woman. A -g -e.
What island is nearest heaven? The
Isle of Skye.
What pudding makes friss beat belie.,
bell player? A. good( batter.'
An Bnlottta.
Three-fourths of a Groes and', circle come
plate,
Two halt circles on a e dlcular
Aa Ea I a .1P�n'tU'1MiiM OD
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111ii amiss ant[ a circle Ootnpletea
Asselner.—Telosents. 431
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SERVED A FINE DINNER.
The Prince Enjoyed It, and the Fam-
ished Guests Politely Smiled.
Prince Leopold, the lute regent of
Bavaria, was extremely hospitable, re-
ceiving many guests and keeping npelh
louse, to which Cattle in turn utlicers,,
scientists, artists, manufacturers all,
the best soelety lu Ali -inlets iliiuself•
the wielder of all excellent knife and,
tork be took the pleasures of the ta-
ble seriously and desired that all his.
guests should do the satins
Some weel(s before his test 11111e99.
he fell asleep at 11 dinner party Imme-
diately after the first course. Elis.
guests were restrained by respect for •
etiquette fruul i\'aking him. nut con-
tinued their conversation In law tunes.
T'he servants (lid not dare to continue -
serving the dinner. The prince con-
tinued to sleep alai anus negau to -
snore. The guests continued theircon-
versatiou In somewhat louder tones,.
but the prince slept for two hours, dur-
ing which time no one left his place.
The guests sat famhlied in the same -
room with a marvelously appointed
dinner.
At length Prince Leopold awoke. fie -
gave a Lurried glance round the table
1113d saw only a 111111 00t of well man-
nered guests successfully pretending
to have noticed nothingPersuaded;
that his doze had passed completely
unobserved. he said. "Now let us go --
and take coffee."
The guests rose accordingly and pro-
ceeded to the drawing roues. They
were served with coffee, liqueurs and
cigars. The prince. thoroughly re-
freshed by His sleep, indulged In a
great deal of excellent conversation.,
which listed till midnight. The party
then broke up. and the guests depart-
ed, tarnished wits hunger, with an offi--
cial sterile spun Molt lips.
ti.e Inartistic Frock Coat.
I e1 nn• (,tour>e wnnnw In all our
clirue.. :11111 n: ti 11 uta vires, but at
ea..i .et Mimi preserve Aster from our
01011 es 1';111 you imagine Confucius•
n: 1, til; mat ,tnil a top hat? i re-
lora ire urn, k s• on as the most boffi-
n:, . est:netil ere: warn by that ab-
SI1111 111111110 - man 1\'hen 1 pass a
temize .statue of a British statesman.
moistest up In n bronze or marble
rr•n. t1 coat 1 covet u.3 eyes and slink
b% nl 11 1wruxysm et horror. There is
1111 one thing wor-e than 0 frock coat.
0i nistew ur marine aoti that is a pair
01 ,:..u.-er. 111 nturhie or bronze. 1
I Bildt "Ir sculptors uugbt to strike
cis est Ute hruuze treck coat and the
u,i rine trunset's. If they must make
•ihe:es of our statesmen let them mod -
m hear m their pajamas. — London .
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