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BITT^RS.
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Glade, N.B., wwritis
troubled with Hurl.
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began to use Iiuxr•: •
1 only used two 1. .
now over ten seen,
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during tate past 3t' se, t=.
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Co., Limited, Toronto. Crt.
tl: =3.
LIST OF PRIZE WINNERS
(Continued from page 3)
Mrs. Burwell), Mrs. Alex McCarron;
Pansies, A. K. Copeland, Mrs, Alex,
McCarroll; Petunias, Mrs, Alex McCar-
rol, Mrs. lltiwssh; Phlox Drummondii,
H. E. lsard, Mrs. Burwash; Phlox Per-
rennial, Mts. Alex McCarroll, Mrs.
Burwash; Sweet Peas, Mrs. D. S. Mc-
Intosh; Stocks, H.E. Isurd, Mrs.Burwash;
Zinnias, J. Menzies & Son, H. E. Isard;
Marigolds, Mrs. Burwash, Mrs. Alex.
McCarrol; Floral design for cemetery
decoration, Mrs. Burwash, Mrs, A. Mc-
Carroll; Aare! de ,t,,,, i u<,.,, u, .ora. on,
H.E. Is: rd, Mrs. D.S. h1eIn.ush; I;ass;• t
of Annual:, airs. Alex Mle('arrol, ilr-
Burwas,l; Table bouquet, Mrs. Alex. Me
t;arroli, Mrs. Burwash; Hand bouquet,
hard plants, John Menzies and Sons,
Mr.. Alex McCarro:i, Hard bouquet,
tenter plants, Mrs. Burwash, Mrs. Tat-n-
isi::
ani-i,r:: Geranium, sings: White, Mrs. Bur
w•ush. II. E. Isard; Geranium, double
whit_, 1V. i. Currie, H. E. Isarti; Ger-
aniu'I:, single scarlet, Mr.,. Burwash;
C-era,tium, double scarlet,Mrs. Bur -
wash: Geranium, ting •• any ota.r, Mrs
Burwash, H. E. Is.rrd: Gereni•.nn, trouble
any of her, Mrs. Burwash, DIY ..1. Curri• •;
Regrnia in bloom, H. I:. Iserd, Mrs.
Burwash; Fuchsia in bleonn 11.E I=ard,
Mrs. Burwash:Hothouse plan^s in Won),
Mrs. Burwash; Foliage slants, collec-
tion of, H. E. Isard. Ml.. Ilurwaeh;
hems, Mrs. Burwash, Ir. E. Isard.
LADIES' WORK.
Apron, fancy, Mrs. W. McKeezie,
Mrs. Tamlyn; Apron, kitchen, Miss
Livingston..•1rs, D. isr. M,2Irt.)<:-_: But-
ton Holes, Mrs. W. McKe::.:e, Miss
Livingston; Case for Gloves, Collars,
Cuf:s, or handkerchiefs, Mrs. W. Mc-
Kenzie, Mrs. I. Stewart; C ,ar_• piece
for table, colorcd, Miss Ag- e;•Centre
piece, Miss Livingston, Paal Powell;
Crocheting Cotton or Silk, Mrs. W. Mc-
Kenzie, • t'r c etieg wool.
Mrs. T _ mill[ o_h
. l 'ie r.
Hiss Agnew lies.. Tamlyn: Leather
r
Post Cards, Mrs. Tamlyn, Miss Livi;:.-
ston; Coronation Work, Mrs. Tamlyn;
Curtains, stencilled, Miss Mulvey; Darn -
in •b W McKenzie Mrs. Tanrlyn;
g,.,rs• • c•
Doylies, Miss Livingston, Mrs. Tarnisi ;
Dress., sideboard, Mrs. Alex. McCarrall.
Miss Agnew; Drawn Work, Mrs.
Tamiy n, Ml:. W. McKenzie; Dress,
Child's Fancy, E. W. Orvis, Mrs.
'l'ar lyn; Dress, Girl's Cotton, Mrs. W.
McKenzie, E. W. Orwis; Embroidery,
Deiph. Mre. Tamlyn; Embroidery, Eye-
let, Miss Mulvey, Mrs. Alex. McCarrol;
Embroider;;, Jewel, Mrs. Tamlyn;
Embroidery, Mt, Meiick, Miss Living-
ston, Mrs. Tamlyn. Embroidery, Roman;
Miss Livingston, Mrs, Tamlyn; Ern-
broidesy, on Cotton or Linen, Miss
Livingston, Miss Agnew; Embroidery
on Siii: or Satin, Miss Living ton, Paul
Poweit; Embroidery, as applied to dress-
making, Mrs. Tamlyn, Miss Agnew;
En,lomidery, Punch, Miss Agnew, Paul
Po,.eii; Embroidered Pillow Cases. Miss
Livingston, Mrs. Alex. McCarrol; Etch-
ing ma any material, Mrs. W. McKenzie,
Mrs. Tamlyn; Fancy Wool, 'qrs. Tanrlyn,
Miss Agnew; Facinator, Miss M. And-
erson, Mrs. Tamlyn; Five o'clock Tea
Cloth, Miss Agnew, John Menzies &Son;
five o'clock tea cloth, embroidered,
Mrs. Alex. McCarroll, Miss Agnew; five
O'clock tea cloth, lace work, Mrs.
Tamlyn, John Menzies & Son; handker-
chiefs, Miss Livingston, Mrs. Tamlyn-,
Irish lace, Mrs. Tamlyn, E. W. Orvis:
initialed towels, Miss Agnew, Mrs.
Alex. McCarroll; knitting, Mrs. W. t mains dry.
McKenzie, Mrs. Tamlyn;Lace, Brazilian Bulb growers differ as to the proper
Point, Mrs. Tamlyn; lace, Duchess, ' depth to plant bulbs, some insisting
Mrs. 'ramlynl lace, Honiton. or Point, 1 II that they be deeply buried, while others
yard, Mrs. Tamlyn; lace, Teneriffe, Mrs. ? i=l,;1st that only a shallow covering of
Tamlyn; laundry bag, Mrs. Wm. Mc-
Kenzie, Miss Livingston; mat, hooked
rag, E. W. Orvis; mat, hooked wool,
Mrs. Alex. McCarroll; mat, wool door,
Mrs. Alex. McCarroll; mat, fancy
table, Mrs. Tamlyn, E. W. Orvis;
Mitts. Man's Woollen, Mrs. W. Mc-
Kenzie, John Menzies & Son; Mitts,
Women's Woolen, Mrs. W. McKenzie,
Netting, Mrs. Tamlyn; Patch on old
Barn eat, Mrs. W. McKenzie; Photo
Frame, Mrs. Tamlyn, John Menzies
4 Soi'; Pin Cushion, Mrs. Tamlyn, Miss
Agnew; Purse or Handbag, Paul Powell,
Mrs. Alex. McCarroll; Pyrography,
Leather, Miss Livingston; Pyrography.
Wood, Mrs. Tamlyn, Miss Agnew;
Pierced Brass, Miss Livingston; Quilt,
Crazy, E. W. Orvis, Mrs. Tamlyn;
Quilt, Patched Cotton, E. W. Orvis, J.
W. Edgar: Quilt, pieced woollen, Mrs.
Tam lyn, E. W, Orvis; Quilt pieced cot-
ton, E. W. Orvia, Mrs. Tamlyn; Quilt,
silk or velvet, not crazy, E. W. Orvis,
Mrs, Tamlyn; Quilt, any other,
E. W. Orvis. Miss Mulvey;
shawl, lady's wool, Miss Livingston,
Miss Agnew; shirt, man's fine, Mrs. W.
McKenzie, Mrs. Tamlyn; shirt, man's
coarse, E. W. Orvis, Mrs, W. McKen-
zie; shirtwaist, embroidered, Miss
Agnew, Paul Powell; shopping bag,
Mrs. Tamlyn; slippers, pair home made,
Mrs, W. McKenzie, Miss Agnew; slum-
ber rug, Mrs. Tamlyn, E. W. Orvis;
sofa pillow, embroidered, Miss Livings-
ton, Miss Agnew; sofa pillow, needle
work, Miss Agnew, E. W. Orvis; sofa
pillow, painted, Miss Agnew, Miss
Livingston; sofa pillow, any other, E.
W. Orvis, Miss Livingston; sox, pair
man's woollen, Mrs, W. McKenzie, Mrs.
Tamlyn; tatting, Miss Livingston; tea
cosy, Mrs. Alex. McCarroll, Miss Liv-
ingston; toilet mats, Mrs. Tamlyn, Miss
M. Anderson; tray cloth, drawn work,
Mrs. Tamlyn; tray cloth, embroidered,
Mrs. Alex. McCarroll, E. W. Orvis;
towels, Mrs. Tamlyn: underwear, suit
of lady's, Mrs. Alex. McCarroll, Mrs.
W. McKenzie; whisk holder, Mrs. W.
McKenzie, Mrs. Tamlyn; wood carving,
Miss Mulvey; work bag, fancy, Miss
Livingston, Mrs, W. McKenzie; yarn,
P. Gibbons; collection of lacjy's work,
Mrs. .amlyu, a115 Livingston, Miss
Agnew.
Gil.ii.D1£^N'3 DEPARTMENT.
IJemm.•d handkerchiefs, Jean Currie,
i.
Groves; darned socks and stockings,
lean Currie.; crochet work in cotton,
Leola Naylor; pencil drawing, Annie
L Currie, Maggie Robertson; sofa
cushion, Jean Currie; six button holes,
I ran Currie, Gertie Ransom, patching
00 any material, G. Groves, 0. Groves;
oestdressed doll, Mrs. Alex. McC'arrull,
Mrs. 1. Stewart (firsts), Pinkie Smith,
Jean Currie, (seconds); plain sewing
by child under 10 years, F. Rachel Currie;
initialed handkerchief, W. Ransom,Jean
Currie, collection of fancy work, Leola
Naylor, Jean Currie. Special, by Mrs.
IL B. Elliott, for best two guest towels,
prize of s. box of fancy handkerchiefs,
L.:ola Naylor.
SCHOOL CHILDREN'S
COMPETITION.
First Book, May Dinsley, Gladys
Wilson; second Book, V. McKenzie, N.
Walker, third Book, Olive Groves,
Winnie Ransom.
A. Mat velruus Es. ape..
"My little boy had a marvellous es-
cape," writes P. F. Castiams of Prince
Albert, Cape Hope. "It occurred in
the middle of the night. He gota
very
s. vere attack of croup. As luck would
have it, I had large bottle of Chamber-
lain's Cough Remedy in the house.
After following the directions for an
hour and twenty minutes he was through
all danger." Sold by all dealers,
Plant Bulbs Now For Winter Bloom.
Plant bulbs in October or early No-
vember, for the less time they spend
out of the soil the better. After the
bulb has stopped flowing cut away the
flower stock, but leave the foliage in-
tact; never cut the leaves of a bulb
away until they turn brown and wither,
for the bulb cannot mature without the
help of the leaves. You must always re-
member that during the summer the bulb
stores up its flowers for the following
year, and to pertain perfection it must
have strength, sunshine and air gather-
ed through its leaves. When the leaves
wither it is a sign that the bulb has
complete1 its growth and no longer re-
quires the nourishment gained through
the leaves; then they may be cut.
Bulbs will thrive in almost any soil,
but they require thorough drainage.
No matter how wet the location, this
can be obtained by setting the bulb
into a cushion of sand or fine ashes.
Have this cushion $hallow or deep, ac-
cording to conditions, for the bulb must
not come in direct contact with the
damp sail. It is a wise plan to bank an
inch -deep layer of sand about the bulb,
for the rootlets can penetrate this and
seek moisture while the bulb itself re-
PIL
Do nt suffer
a another day with
Itdhing, Bleed•
ing, or Protrnd.
ing Plies}. No
etirgioat Oper-
ation required.
Dr Clie.se'e Ointment will relieve you at once
told a3 certainly cureou. ilea a neer: all
dea". I, or Edmanson, bates & Co., Limited, "bottle" with hot sand, which retainsToronto, Sample bort freest you mention this the hest Ior'a leer time.
pow *ad nom Sic. tm thea to 11�►7 poet*.Ji
earth is required. Therefore, if you
strike the happy medium and bury the
bulb one and one-half times its depth in
the soil, you will obtain successful
results.
If it should be necessary to move
bulbs before the process of ripening is
completed, that is, before the leaves
have withered, do not disturb the rootS
if you can possibly help it. Take a
large clump of earth With each bulb
and plant it where the earth is moist.
GARTERS
ITTI,E
IVER
PILLS,
URE
Melt Ifeadaeho and rellsve all the troublea incl•
dent to a bilious state of the system, such as
111zz1nees, Nausea, Drowsiness, Distress a9•
eating, Pain in the Side fie. While their rat at
remarkable anemia has 'been shown in curing
SICK
iteadacbe, yet Carter's Little Liver r111s are
equally valuable in Constipation,earingand pre.
venting this annoying complaint, while thcyalso
correct all disorders of the stomach, stimulatethe
liver � d regulate the bowels. Evenif they only
EAD
Achethey wonld be almost priceless to thosewho
suffer from this distressing complaint; butfortu.
nately then r goodnessdoes aotend here,andthose
who once try them w111 andtheao little pills valu-
able In so many ways that they will not be wtl-
ling todowithout them. Butafterall sick head
ACHE
Ts the bane of so many lives that here is where
we wake our great boast. Our pilin eurait while
others do not.
Cartcr's Little Liver Pine are very small and
very easy to take. One or two pills make a dose.
They are strictly vegetable and do not gripe or
purge, but by their gentle action pletiso ali who
use them.
CABTzu uscI0Y1i9 CO.. VET TORE.
:mall !it. Small Imo, ball F?ich
The Vagrant.
The road is long and dusty, his legs
re dd and rusty, and wearily he wends;
his clothes are all in tatters, but noth-
ing to him matters; he has no home or
friends. The village housewives shoo
him, the farmers' dogs pursue him and
bite him when they can; the little child-
ren eye him with dread as they go by
him • alas, poor friendless man! He is
a horrid warning, and some cold winter's
murning, we'll find him in a ditch, as
dead as old Jack Horner, and in the
Paupers' Corner his nameless bones
we'll pitch. Aud once this weary wan-
der had dreams as full of splendor an
any you have known; and he had hopes
of rising to heights of fame surprising
where we could stand alone. But ere
he sought the treasure, he'd give some
days to pleasure, some hours to wassail
high; and so he played and rambled, in
pleasant ways he gamboled, and youth
went slipping by. He wasted all lis
chances, and now as age advances, we
see him in his regs; this is the true life
story of hosts of failures hoary, of hosts
of hungry vags. And is it your en-
deayor, young man, so bright and clever
like this old wreck to be? Oh, Youth,
while you are playing, in westrei path-
ways straying, the golden chances flee!
WALT MASON.
A hot water bottle that has begun
to leak can still be used to furnish heat
enough, not by water. Fill the rubber
5100 H1.%VARD, 5100.
The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cute in all its stages, and
that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure not known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being
a constitutional disease, requires a con-
stitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is taken internally,acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in do-
ing its work. The proprietors have so
much faith in its curative powers that
they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails to cure. Send for list
of testimonials,
Address F.J.CHENEY & Co., Toledo, 0.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Hall's Famiiy Pills for constip ation
The Court of Appeals at Montreal de-
cided that the Minister of Justice was
entitled to ignore the habeas corpus
writ secured in the effort to prevent
Thaw's deportation.'
Felt in n Faint.
Mrs.Edwin Martin, Ayre's Cliff, Que.,
writes: "Before using Dr. Chase's
Nerve Food I wvas in a terrible condition.
Dizzy spells would come over me and I
would fall to the floor. I could not sweep
without fainting. Dr. Chase's Nerve
Food has so built up my system that I can
wash and do my housework. Your
medicine cured me when doctors have
failed."
The Marys who bring, ointment for
our feet get but little thanks. -Wm.
Makepeace Thackeray.
Varicose Veins
and Itching Piles
•
El 2 1913
PARADISE FLATS.
Janitor Relates Thrilling Experi,
ence to Grocer.
A "RESHFRSHAY" AFFAIR,
tistutlly Arise From Same Cause—
Dellei and Cure Erected by Dr.
tnhaw'o Ointment.
Nearly every .ocly kn• was of Dr.
Chase's 01ntnlent a& the m,.,t effective
trentment fee ones or ber.rrr:l:oats
that int .11'~ :•len,, sur• 1 r••„ ;:l ' to
eotenound.So-mu••'t s of e•-bu't :,n 1
rr.W ry' aria,-:; frnt,i t'tis '"^r t tb',t
on:, 14 not Ion•: in VIII,' • h':' frier
'viten hu has foun,l rn • r rt.r•.
Y141:4 a( ';t n 1 fir t"i . r • • n..11 :..1 •"
of Dr. t "t s t .nine t.
This 1^i' r ♦., r f r• 1!' f fr•r m Vie
Bufferin": r f v:,ri: oar' , en 1 y the use
of Pr. Cha=r':. Ointment. Many suffer
from this trouble n'' U.to w'inn: the
comfort to be obtal•t-,i Irs' ttte use of
this groat sortltin;, 1 inaaent.
Airs. TZ. T Evans, 131 tl,tr:rn street,
Toronto, writes: ites: "We nave used Dr.
Chase's f)i.ttmrnt for years. I have
been troubled with varicose veins, and
find it the only thing that gives re-
lief. For every purpose when a
!soothing, healing ointment is needed
there is nothing o I good as Dr.
•Chase's •Ointment " 60 cents a box,
an dealers, or Felesanson, Eaters
& CO., Limited!, x'oronto.
But Lady Torrington's Straight Was
Beaten by the Countess Divito's
Flush and Troubte Ensues When
Mrs. O'Sullivan, the Hostess, Calls.
By M. QUAD.
[Copyright. 1013, by Associated LlterarY
l'ress 1
S
it was a rainy night and the
evening tendo slow with him
the tlerulan grocer lind a light-
ed caudle and a basket of eggs
before him. As he found the bad eggs
be laid ttietu aside with:
"Dot 1bes for some hospitals."
"Dot rhos for solve orphan nay tum:"
"Dot vitas for some worthy widow."
"Dot v[lus for der chirett,"
"Dot vitas for der heathen."
IIe hid found live bud ones, and
they were still coining. and he was
sighing over the wickedness of man
when the janitor of Paradise flats
[lune softly stealing lu.
"133' gully: By golly!" exclaimed the
grocer as lie rose up. "Vhy, some one
tela me dis afternoon maybe you vitas
dead:"
"No; I still live," was the reply, "but
I'm not giving the tenants to under-
stand that 1.01 in robust health. This
limp is suilposed to be for rbemmatism
in my legs, 111111 on top of that 1 have
)iy regular asthma and heart disease.
When a janitor has got his tenants so
1N LESS THAN A MINUTE MERE WAS A
ROW.
that they nre afraid to ask him to
sweep the halls for fear lie will fall
dead he's got n pretty good thing."
"Und dose families do dey quarrel
some mute, or vhas all pence and hap-
piness?"
-It's sail times over at the riots, Itlr.
Wasserman. said times, and there are
hours at a time when my heart aches
over the wiekedness of human nature.
The last time i talked with you each
of the three
womenCi was tryiug
to out -
fu
the other in style, but the barber's
wife had carried off the palm. 'There
MIS 11 week in which Mrs. O'Sullivan
of the first door and the Conntess Di-
vito of the second were crushed to
earth. Mrs. O'Stillivao was the first
to rally. One morning she twisted up
her hair in a Isnot, spanked three or
four of the rbiidren and ran the goat
out of the house. and, going upstairs
to the colored woman, she knocked on
her door and said:
"'Lady Torrington, tt lady as is a
lady knows another lady as is a lady
as soon as she sets her eyes on her.'
"'Yon bet yer she do!' said Mrs. Tor-
rington.
A Recherche Affair.
"'Then i am a Indy, you are lady
and the countess is a lady, and phwat's
the use of any hard feelings? I'm go-
ing to give a little recherche affair this
evening, and I've come up to extend a
high flown tnvithtion; "
"Vhas it a party?" asked the grocer
as he absently toyed with a string
bean.
"Yes, of course. The word 'resher-
shay' knocks you out, but as a janitor
I make use of it a hundred times a
day. It means the same as four X's on
a can of sardines -something very ex -
elusive, you know. The barber's wife
knew all about it, god she wasn't over
a minute accepting the imitation.
She's got tired of quarreling and was
ready to make up. Then Mrs. O'Sulli-
van extended the invitation to the
countess. I stood by as she did it,
anii I tell you, Mr. Wasserman, it
made me proud of Paradise flats. She
knocked do the door, and as it was
opened she made a grand courtesy and
said:
"'The Lady O'Sullivan's compli-
ments to the Countess of Divito, and
will the Countess of Divito ctrnde-
scend to honor the Lady O'Sullivan
wvid her royal prisenco this evening at
the hour of 8?'
The Party Comes Off.
"The countess had probably etpected
to be bit with a washboard," contin-
ued the janitor, "and she wail too sur-
prised for the moment to speak, int
when she got at it she responded ace
cording to coutt etigaette. I knew
Mrs. O'Sullivan bad some little gafto
on hand, but just what It was 1
couldn't figure out. Soviev'err whet
oho asked me what sort of refresh.
;nears went with a rec ietche affair i
recommended bottled beer, sliced on-
ion and sardines and bided my time
to unravel the mystery."
"Lind dot party comet oiit" queried
"It does. Yes, at 8 o'clock last even-
ing Lady Torrington and the Countess,
Divito descended to the first door and
were received with all due honors by
Lady O'Sullivan. YOU know what a
prelude is, don't you?"
"Yes. It vbas sumet'!ngs dot takes
place afterwards."
"You are wrong, Mr, Wasserman. It
is something that takes place before
anything else. happens. In this case
the prelude was a glass of beer all
around and a song by Lady O'Sulli-
van, and then the honored guests were
invited to sit down to a little game
of poker. As soon its 1 beard of it
the mystery tats explltined. Tim O'Sul-
livan had been couching his wife at
poker for a week."
"By golly, and some gambling goes
on:" exclaimed the grocer iv consid-
erable eseitemen1.
"Soule g;tmbiiuh goes on," sighed the
janitor. "If the guests were surprised
they didn't shute 11, and for half an
hour all went well. 'Then Lady O'Sul•
liven gets threes."
"Three pokers?"
She Got Three Kings.
"No; three pings. Yet, she gets three
Icings, hit Indy Torrington gets a
straight. you see,"
"Who this ;I straight?"
"don't you knew about poker, Mr.
\Yasserma n?"
"Netter. 1 shust keep a grocery and
hof all kinds of vegetables In season."
"Well, a straight bents threes, but In
this case the countess had a flush, and
that bents tt straight. It was the best
Mind of the three, but no one knew it"
"Bud dose Womuns snake some bets,
eh?"
"They do. Lady O'Sullivan careless-
ly remarks that her band is worth a
uh'kel, and she Is followed and raised
by the other two. By and by there
ryas $10 on the board."
"Von don't say!"
"Then $10. $15, $25."
"By golly, but how awful!" - -
"1)o you know what 'call' means, Mr.
Wasserman?'
"1 du. One time a man calls me a
hilt' and I hit bhu on der nose." -
A Poker "Call" Different.
"But a poker 'call' is different. Lady
O'Sullivan tinnily called and showed
her band, and It was when she dis-
covered that the countess bad a flush
that the fon began. All grabbed for
the money, and in less than a minute
there was 0 row on hand. It took me
raid two policemen to separate those
women, and they had scratched and
bit and pulled hair tilt each was a
sight to see. The countess had fainted
away when we carried her up to ber
flat."
"Und don't somebody go by der po-
llee station?" asked the grocer.
"Und don't some judgments of beaf-
eu fall on nobody?"
"Not at all. We simply pulled them
apart autl left them to fight it out some
other day. They are certain to have
another try at it."
"But 11 vas awful-awfull"
"But what are you going to do about
it?"
"1 can't do uottings maybe, but It
makes me grieve in my heart. Mr.
Sprocket. you take two cans of green
cora rind three tomatoes and go home
and say to dose wowans dot it vitas all
w•anity and wickedness and dot if
sooch peoples can go to heafen vhen
dee die denI
down
stay like to here
mit my wife and keep a grocery, mit
earned salmon shust ash good ash new
for 22 cents a can."
it Won't Work In Mexico.
The following is a translation from
one of the Mexican newspapers:
First Senor -What was the row at
the school yesterday where the Amer-
ican who talks Spanish is teaching?
Second Ditto -We were forced to dis-
charge him this morning, In a mo-
ment of forgetfulness he told the boys
that each one of them bad a chance to
grow up some day and become prod -
dent, and a general fight started. -St.
Loris Republic.
Taking No Chances.
"What's this?" said the editor. "'Mr.
Longbow is lying at death's door?
Make that read 'laying."'
"What?" exclaimed the reporter in
surprise. "That's not correct."
"No," replied the editor, "but it'd
better to make a grammatical error
than offend Longbow's relatives Hid
reputation for veracity is notoriously
bad." -Exchange.
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MIMES HOME, BH.TGT .TER,
AND LABOR. LIGHTER.
.4 PASTE THE i? F DALLEYOLrn No DUST
(`NOWASTE HAMILTON, CANADA i 'NO RUST
TIT -BITS. POU!.,TRY NOTES.
In the department stores of Los An.
geles 64 per Gent. of the employees
receive less than 82 a day and 42 per
cent. receive less than $1.60 a day,
Every pretty girl one sees in remini-
scence of the garden of Eden. -Fred-
erick Sheldon.
Don't Speak Any More.
"I thought you and Mabel had had a
quarrel," said the mere man.
"We had;" answered the woman. "1
bate her, and she hates me now."
"But I `saw you two meet on the
street yesterday aitd' kiss each other
very affectionately."
"Yes, but that's all we do. We don't
speak.". -Cleveland Plaid Dealer.
Avoid Sanative Cougl. tiedichies.
If you want to contribute directly to
the occurence of capillary bronchitis
and pneumonia use cough medicines
that contain codine, morphine heroin and
other sedatives when you have a cough'
or cold. Ari expectorant like Chamber-
lain's Cough Remedy is what is needed.
'That cleans out the culture beds or
breeding places for the germs of pneu-
monia and other germ diseases. The::I is why pneumonia never results from
a cold when Chamberlain's Cough Reni-
r edy is used. It has a world wide repu-
tation for its cures. It contains no
morphine or other sedative. For sale
by all dealers.
Deferred Returns. •
Tommy went fishing the other day
without his mother's permission. The
next morning one of his chums mel
him and asked:
"Di. you catch anything yesterday.
To .. , t'►
"Not till I got home," Was the re.
sponse--National Monthly.
And He Tried Agai&
"What's the matter?"
"She bas rejeeted me again. Shellaid
this is Anal."
"Did she say liow final?" intittlred
the older and more expel/ti ed mgnr-i
itirps1dngtbn B endd,
A Model Graduate.
sl Wonder wby that 'chap Is atiraati
So quiet?'
'[Weil, you see, he graduated *rota
the school of experierlge, and that in-
titatioti has no college 011,"•-$t, Pita
An Arden, N. C., girl, who appeared
on the streets in the split skirt, was
taken into a millinery shop by a police-
man, while the slit was sewed up, then
placed in a carriage and sent home.
Mrs. Arrel, aged 72, of Castledawson,
Ireland, travels to the Presbyterian
Sunday School four miles every Sunday
morning.
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
CASTORIA
Scale and other insects, it is said,
may be kept from palms and foliage
plants by a careful washing with soap
and water, being careful to rinse thor
oughly with clean water afterwards.
Nothing ruins ivory -handled knives so
quickly as putting the handles into
water. Wash the blades and wipe off
the handles.
The poultry like fresh straw now and
then just as well as a cow lilies to be
well bedded.
The daily ration is not complete with-
out animal food in some form, Skim
milk fed separately or with the mash
furnishes a partial substitute for the
creat ration.
Keeping too many breeds is a poor
way to succeed. One or two varieties
given the best of care is best.
A poultryman that is too careless to
keep the henhouse free from vermin
does not deserve to succeed,
Poultry should be kept off feed twen-
ty-four hours before being killed' and
dressed for market.
Be sure to provide some shade in the
rens or you will find that some of your
chicks will not feather.
Chicks that have been drowned in
watering tanks that someone forgot to
empty would make a good sized flock.
A hen is not lazy by nature, and will
not surprise you in what it can do if
given the right chance.
It costs no more to feed a hen that
lays 150 eggs a year than one that lays
60.
Pieces of wood soaked in cedar oil and
laid in drawers of an ordinary chest,
closet or bureau will impart all the
virtues of the most costly cedar chest.
HEST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AND CHiLD.
Mas. WIrlSLOW'S SO01'11I 10 S4rttP has been
used for over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS of
MOTHERS TEETHINor G, witheir PERFECT SU WHILE
L
CESS. It
SOOTHES the CHILD, SOFTENS the GUMS,
ALLAYS all PAIN ; CURES WIND COLIC, and
Is the best remedy for DIARRHOEA. It is ab.
solutely harmless. Be sure and ask for "Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup," and take no other
kind. Twenty -Ave cents a bottle.
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AND
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