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The Wingham Times, 1913-03-20, Page 5TILE W'INUIIA.. TIMES,MAIICH 29, 1913 ...� � CWRUDE Just A r�r�r ved at � �"� I yi n •,. G eau►..: rg, r ti !1 fr. N'io Li LII KNOX'S WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELLERY AND SILVEA WARE. i STATIONERY AND FANCY GOODS Watch and Jewellery Repairing promptly attended to leimpatmeat A M. KNOX'S Watch Repai,ing a Specialty. Plv-,ne 65. O=,nosite National Hotel res,•, -sr x._'^" Pr'minont People Prce.d To 7t.m fy For "AApFruit -a-tivos" MR. TIMOTHY MOORATH 130 ATLANTIC AVE., MONTREAL, MARCH Iet. 1912. "For years, I suffered from Rheu- matism, being unable to work for weeks at a time and spent Inteoreds of dollars on doctor's medicines, besides receiving treatment at Notre Dame Hospital where I was informed that I was incur- able. I was discouraged when a friend advised me to try "Fruit-a-tives". After using three packages, I felt relieved and continued until I had tised five packages when a complete cure was the result after years of °fac- toring failed. I consider "Fruit-a- tives" a wonderful remedy. You are at liberty to use this testimonial to prove to others the good that "Fruit-a-tives" has done me" TIMOTHY McGRATH. soc. a box, 6 for $2.5o -trial size, 25c. At dealers or from Fruit -a -fives Limited, Ottawa. The editor of the Mitchell Recorder who by the way is an old school teacher is getting somewhat rusty on his geog- raphy in that he refers to Owen Sound as being in Bruce county. In the pocket air tester of C. Glat- zel, an Austrian, a rubber bulb draws a sample of the air i'ito a glass tube con- taining paper moistened with palladium chloride. Carbon monoxide turns the paper brown within ono minute if the noxious gas is more than 0.1 per cent. Electric Restorer for Men Phosnlionol restores ever'nerve in the body to its proper tensioa: restores vin. ami vit:ulty. Premature decay and all sexual s+.•r'ed at once: rhosphoaol will h• mos • v^u a ,•ew nun. Price $3 a box, or two for $5, !Vele,' .o encad,ir.,:'t. Tile SoobeU Drug Co.,S Cr...no:ines.Ont. • The above is a picture of " Chief Little Bow," who was probably the first inhabitant of CARMANGAY, where once the savage roamed at will, NOW the farmer tills the land. Wheai, ways, Co3J and Viter t! CARMANGAY is a NATURAL RAILWAY CENTRL on account of the topography of the country. It is situated on 'the Little Bow River, and has an UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF PURE WATER. It has VAST QUANTITIES OF COAL close to the town. OUR PROPERTY is WITHIN the TOWN LIMITS and ONLY TWO BLOCKS from the centre of business. Send for our illustrated booklet describing the property we have to sell int aflian gay Work for your Morley in the East, but invest It in the West is CUT OUT THE COUPON NOW tai AND SEND IT TO US __ Western ,Canada Real Estate Company Head Office. ---502 TEMPLE BUILDING,• Toronto. Ont: morHatYA,- GUT. BRANCHES r. HAMILTON, ONT. LONDON. (I'M II H i.5. Aa... 302 13.tsr Quirobsto It Do.aInN. Saadi Cloolo ss WESTERN CANADA REAL ESTATE Co. 502 Temple Building, Toronto, Ont. Please send me without obligation on my part, literature containing facts, figures and ,views of CARMANGAY: Name -•»•• Address a- BLrEDiNia A KING. Louis XIV., a Grasping Doctor and n Ambitiot.s Surgeon. In 1693. when Lou's XiV. began to fee; Pie first touches of ; his physi- cians ordered him to be bled once a month. That duty was of course in- trusted to Marechal, his Irish sur-' nn. e t~ There was at the time in Paris, says the British Medical Journal , a yoneg brother of the craft who con- ceived the idea of making his fortune by bleeding the king. The enterprise was difficult, but he knew that the most solid doors can .ften be opened with a golden key. Following the advice of Ingo, he. put money in his purse and sought an introduction to Antoine Daquin, the Icing's chief physician. The ne- gotiation was conducted on a strict business footing. Daquin, who was kris in to love money, was told that 10, :0 crowns were deposited with a notary who had instructions to trans- " • the sum to him as soon as the surgeon had got the job. It was not an easy thing to manage, as Marechal never left the king. One day, however. he asked permission to leave Versailles for three days. Da- quin seized eze opportunity to intro - duet. his protege, whom he had ready at hand for the purpose. Feeling the king's pulse one morning, 'as usual, he pretended to he alarmed at its stren,. h and volume and ordered the illustrious patient to be bled forth- with. As :Marechal was away, the king hesitated. but fear soon made him yield to his physician's proposal. The young surgeon bled the king, and Daquin got his money. In the meantime a message had been dispatched for Marechal. who was not far off. He returned to Ver- sailles in haste and was much sur- prised to find that the king, whom he had left in the best of health, had been bled. 'He was not on friendly terms with Daquin, and he quickly erasped the situation. He went to see the young surgeon and forced him to disclose t' whole plot, When the king learned the troth, he flew into a t•-rrible rage. ordered Daquin to be arrested and placed the matter in the hands of the council of state. That obsequious body, after a very short deliberation, unanimously voted that the physician who had trafficker! : t the blood of the king deserved death. The royal wrath, however, subsided to some extent. and he graciously spared Daquin's l'" . hut deprieved him of his office and exiled him from the court to Quimper-Corentin. The too greedy physician dirt not long survive his disgrace. --London Standard. All the Vowels In One Word. There are' but six words in the Eng- lish langutige which contain all the vowels in regu:ar order -viz. abstemi- ous, arsenious, anenious, facetious, materious and. tragedious. There is but one word which contains them in regular re;Qerse oteler, and that word is duoliteral. Besides the above there are 140 English words which contain all the voe:e:rt in irregular - order. Twelve of these begin with the letter a, seven with b, twenty-three with e. sixteen with d, fourteen with o, four with f, seven with e, one w'th Il, sill: with i, two with j. two with m. two with n, two with o. thirteen with p, one with q, five with r. nine with s, two with t, fifteen with u and six with v. A Curious Church. The most singular chore]: in the world is probably St. John's, at Davos Platz, in Switzerland. Davos Platz is over 5,000 feet about sea level and is .famous as a winter resort for con- sumptives on account of it: great pur- ity of air and prrteetion from high winds. St. John's Chnreh is a very slilall building, but nevertheless it has two steeples. One of these is much larger than the other, towering high above the church anti presenting a most singular appearance, being twist- ed after the Manner of a corkscrew. The steeples contain steno fine chimes, whlleh in ancient times were used to :;"mi(' the alarm wli:'n there was a threatened invasion of 'odd animmlals. Not In His, Lire. "I presume, my yowl i.,:low. you're a laborer:" . aid a lawyer to a plainly dressed witness. "You are right -I'm a workplan, sir," replied the witness, who was a civil eu_gineer. "Familiar with the use of the pick, shovel and spade, I presume:" "To some ex- tent. Those are not the principal instruments of may trade, though." "Perhaps you will condescend to en- lighten ole as to your principal imple- ments*" "It is scarcely worth while. You don't understand their nature or use." Probably net, but I insist on knowing what they are." "Brains." e) MOTHER'S FOOL. "I do declare," said the farmer's wife, "These boys will make their mark in life, They never were made to handle a hoe, And at once to college they must go. Ned is little better than a fool, But John and Henry must go to school." "Really, wife," said Farmer Brown, of cider As he set his mugdown, "Book learning nver will plant the corn, Nor bee potatoes, sure as you're born! Nov mend a rod of broken fence, For my part, give me common sense." But the wife was bound the roost to And Johnrule, and Henry must go to school. Ned, he had to stay behind, For his mother said he had no mired. Five years at school the students spent, Then into business each r ne went. John learned to play the flute and fiddle And part his hair, of course, in the middle; Henry, he looked higher than he, Hung out a sign; "H. E. Brown, M. D In the meantime their brother Ned I1ad taken a notion into his head. He quietly trimmed his apple trees, Weeded his onions and planted peas, And somehow, either by hook or crook, He tried to read full many a hook. And at last his mother said He, too, was getting book learning in his head. Now the war broke out and Captain Ned A hundred men to battle led, And when the rebel flag came down He came marching home as General Brown. But;he quietly went to work again - Plowed the ground and sowed the grain, Re -shingled the barn and mended the fence; And the people all declared he had com- mon sense. Now common sense was very rare, And the State House needed a portion there, So the family dunce moved into town And the people called him Governor Brown; And the students that went to the col- lege school Came home to live with mother's fool. ••••01.... • When Blood is Poison. The blood must be filtered, otherwise you are poisoned. If the kidneys fail the liver is overworked, and becomes torpid. By using Dr. Chase's Kidney - Liver Pills you get both these filtering organs working right, and also ensure healthful action -.of the bowels. For this reason these pills are an ideal fam- ily medicine. They cure biliousness, constipation, chronic indigestion and kidney disease. A farmer in Puslinch the other day returned to his home at dinner time from the woods, where hewasghopping wood, to find that his good wife had forsaken him and returned home to her parents. Her belongings were missing and with them also the younger boy, while the elder was left as his portion of the family. The father had visited his daughter, and after his son-in-law left for the woods, he hitched the team to a sleigh and hurriedly loaded her be- longings and drove into town. After reaching town he telephoned a nearby neighbor to inform his son-in-law that his team of horses would be found tied in one of the hotel sheds in Hespeler. Suffered With Kidney Trouble For Ten Years. `those who have never been troubled with kidney trouble do not know the se.tilering and misery which those af- :'.irxt;d undergo. Weak, lame or aching back comes from int kidneys. and when the kidneys are out of order the whole system becomes ,1,, anted. 1)oan's Kidney Pills go right to the seat •f the trouble, and make their action reoi:tr and natural. Miss Mary Daley, Penfield Ridge, writes: -"I now take great plea- ::tro in expressing myself for the benefit I nave obtained from your wonderful ;.l.ruiriac, I)oan's Kidney Pills. Having teen a sufferer with kidney trouble for the last. ten year, and having spent bun- •Ireds of dollars in the so-caileo 'Quack' •urs.+, from which I derived no benefit •:hatever, and after having been advised '•e fry Doan's Kidney fills, I at once nrrchrrsed a box and from the first oh- • ...bled relief, and after having taken five e.� ant now completely rurevd." Doen's Kidney Pills are 50 cents per ' or, or three boxes for 81.25, at all •lars, or mailed direct on receipt of i• ;• by The T. Milburn Co., Limited, eronto, Ont.. When ordering specify "Doan'a " ANTED A live representative for WINGHAM d sur, ounding District to sell high-class stock for THE FONTHILL NURSERIES More fruit trees will be plantcd the Fall of 1011 and Spring of 12 than ever before in the history Ontario, The orchard of the future will be best paying part of the farm, We teach our men Salesmanship ee Culture and how big profits in it growing can be made. ay weekly, permanent employ. nt, exclusive territory. Write particulars, STONE & WELLINGTON 1 THE WINGHAM TIMES iDE-A,r4eC- zLr? SECRETS OF HONE LIFE Statements made by patients taking the New Method Treatment. They know it Cures i?" No Names or Testimonials CONSTITUTIONAL BLOOD DISEASE. Patient No. 18474. "The spots are all gone from my logs and arms and I fe,-1 good now. I am very grateful to you and shall never forget the favor your mod.cines have done for me. You can use my name in recommending it to any sufferer. I ant going to get mar- ried soon. Thanking you once more, etc." SAYS TWO MONTHS CURED HIM, Patient No. 16765. Ago 23, Single, Indulged in immoral halts 4 years. De - poen in urine and drains at night. Varicose Veins on both video, pains in back, weals sexually. Ifo writes: -"I received Your letter of recent date and In reply I am pleased to say that after taking two months' treatment I would consider myself completely cured, as I have seen no signs of them coming back (one year). THE WORLD SEEMS =WEREN'T. Patient No. 15923. "I have not had a regular Emission I don't know -when and am feeling fine. The world seems altogether different 0 m and I thank God for directing me to You. You have been an honest doctor with me." wed without written consent VARICOSE VEINS CURED. Case No. 18888. symptoms when be started treatment:* -Ago 21, single, In. Bulged In Immoral ii" bin c'eetal Sears. Varlcoco veins on both sides-nlmpies on tho face, etc. After two months' uta:m••11t lie write: as fonotvs:^- + ar welcome. letter to hand and am very glad to say that I think myself saran. My varicose veins have completely di:;. appeared for quite a while and it ecems a cure. I work harder and fool le; -s tired. I have no desire for that habit whatever and If I stay like thin, wuh•.t I have every reason to believe I will. Thanking you for your rtiad attention," etc. GAINED 14 POUNDS IN ONE MN -TIT. Patient No. 13013. This patient (au"i 55) had a chronic case of ;nervous De - My and Sexual Weattness and was run down In vigor and vitality. After ono month's treatment ho reports en fol- j lows:- 'I am feeling very well. I l;�ve.. gained 14 pounds in one month. a•, teat I will have to congratulate you." Later report: -"I am beginning to feel more like aman. 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