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The Wingham Times, 1913-03-20, Page 34. Just Arrived at KNOX'S WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELLERY AND SILVER WARE. STATIONERY Alegi FANCY GOODS Watch and Jewellery Repairing promptly attended onnpt y atten a to M. KNOX'S Watch Repairing a Specialty. Phone 65. Onnosite National Hotel „a,y�aa�caesa .__..e._-_.30•10... THE W INUI1A.D2 20, 1913 CRATiTUE frI9r;k1TED ifITR Pr-,minent Pi le Protri To T(ss:,fy For "Fruit-a-tives" MR. TIMOTHY McQRATH 130 ATLANTIC AVE., MONTREAL, MARClI Ist. r912. "For years, I suffered from Rlreu- inatisrn, being unable to work for weeks at a time and sneut lintels -Ms of clnllars on doctor's medicines, besides receiving treattuent at Notre Danie Hospital where I was informed that I was incur- able. I was discouraged when a friend advised tyre to try "° Fruit-a-tives" After using three packages, I felt relieved and continued until I bad Used five packages when a complete cure was the result after years of doc- toring failed. I consider "Fruit-a- tives" a wonderful remedy. 'You are at liberty to use this testimonial to prove to others the good that "Fruit-a-tives" has done me" TIMOTHY McGRATH. 5oc. a box, 6 for $2.5o -trial size, 25c. At dealers or from Fruit-a-tivesLimited, Ottawa. The editor of the Mitchell Recorder who by the way is an old school teacher is getting somewhat rusty on bis geog- raphy in that he refers to Owen Sound as being in Bruce county. In the pocket air tester of C. Glat- zel, an Auetrian, a rubber bulb draws a sample of the air rite a glass tube con- taining paper moistened with palladium chloride. Carbon monoxide turns the paper brown within one minute if the noxious gas is more than 0.1 per cent. Electric Restorer for Men Phosplionol restores every nerve in the body to its proper, tension ; restores vin. and vit(u:ty. Premature decay and all sexual a.'r'cd at once: Phosphonol will max.• v^n a ,'ew man. Price $8 a box. or two for $5. I('.'`t,:.1 to use The & Dobai'Drug Co.. ti Ons. • The above is a picture of " Chief Little Bow," who was probably the first inkabitiaat of CARMANGAY, where once the savage roamed at will, NOW the 'harmer tills the land. Railways,1hea , Col and Water 1! CARAMANGAY is a NATURAL RAILWAY CENTRL on account of the topography of the country. It is situated on the Little Bow Rive and has anF UNLIMITE COAClosD SUtotPPLe t OF PURE WATER. It has VAST n. OUR PROPERTY is WITHIN the TOWN LIMITS and ONLY TWO BLOCKS from the centre of business. Send for our illustrated booklet describing the property, we have Ur sell int afliiaitay Work for your Money in the East, but invest it in the West CUT OUT THE COUPON NOW lit AND SENT) IT TO US Western Ca1a4a Real Estate Company Head Office .-502 TEMPLE BUILDING,. Toronto, Ont: MONMXAt. OUT. BRANCUESr, HAMILTON, ONT. LONDON, ONT., is Sam Ua. Am.s 302 Lion. Ciamalbors ti Demtaks peak Ci mllem WESTERN CANADA REAL ESTATE CO. 502 Temple Building, Toronto, Ont. Please send me without obligation on my part, literature containing facts, figures and ,views of CARMANOAY: Name.. -....- Address • ---•••'•^^^""^'" THE WINGHAM TIMES BEIEDiNG A KING. Louis XIV., a Grasping, Doctor and n Ambitioe.s Surgeon. In 1091 when Loll e XiV. began to feel tie! first touches oft •, his physi. clans ordered him to be bled once a month. That duty wa.5 of course in. trusted to Marechal, his Irish sur: genu. There was atthe time in says the British Medical Journal , young brother of the craft who con- ceived the idea of making his fortune by bleeding the king. The enterprise was difficult, but he knew that the most solid doors can often be opened with a golden key. Following the advice of Iago, he. put money in his purse and sought an introduction to Antoine Daquin, the king's chief physic:an. The ne- gotiation was conducted on a strict business footing. Daquin, who was kri(. in to love money, was told that 10,' '0 crowns were deposited with a notary who had instructions to trans- • the sum to him as soon as the surgeon had got the job. It was not an easy thing to manage, as Marechal never left the king. One day, however. he asked permission to leave Versailles for three days. Da- quin seized fee opportunity to intro - duet his protege, whom Ile had ready at hand for the purpose. Feeling the kin!:'e pulse one morning, as usual, he pretended to he alarmed at its strep,. h and volume and ordered the illustrious patient to be bled forth- with. As Mare' tial was away, the king hecitatNI, but fear soon made him yield to his physician's proposal. Tile young surgtvm bled the king, and Daquin got his money. In the meantime a. rnessage had been dispatched for Marechal, who was not far off. He returned to Ver- seille- in haste and was much sur- prised to find that the king, whom he had left in the best of health, had been bled. "He was not on friendly terms with Daquin, and he quickly grasped the situation. He went to see the young surgenn and forced him to disclose t' whole plot. When the king learned the truth, he flew into a terrible rage, ordered Daquin to be arrested and placed the matter in the lintel, of the council of state. That obsequious body, after a very short deliberation, unanimously voted that the physician who had trafficked : t the blend of the king deserved death. The royal wrath, however, subsided to some extent. and he graciously spared Daquin's i'" but deprit ve(1 hint of his office and exiled him front the court to Quimper-Corentin. The too greedy physician did not long survive his diso ace. -London Standard. All the Vowels In One Word. There are. hut six words in the Eng- lish language which contain all the vowels in regu.ar ogler --viz, abstemi- ous, arsenious, antinions, facetious, Inaterious and. tragediou. There is but one word which contains them in reguyar reverse on.ler, and that word is duoliternl. Besides the above there are 149 English words which contain all the v„we'" in irregular order. Twelve of these begin with the letter a, seven with b, twenty-three with e, ee w t' a four ( 1 ' tee with cl fourteen t n n sixteen with f, SeVe1t with g. one r `th h, sis with 1, two with j, two with m. two with n. two with o. thirteen with p, on^ with q, five with r, nine with s. two with t, fifteen with 0 and six with v. A Curious Church. The met singular clung: in the world is lIroh:tbly St. Tnhu's, at Davos Platz, in Switzerland. Davos Platz is over 5,000 feet about sea level and is farnoue as a winter resort for con- sumptives on aceouut of its great pur- ity of air and l,reteetion from high winds. St. Tnhn s Church i' a very sthali buildiest, but nevertheless it has two steeples. One of these is much larger than the other, tbwering high ehove the claire!' and presenting a meet .in_ alar appeerance, being twist- ed wistetl after the manner of a e•erkserew. The Aeeples contain surto fire chimes, which in aueiert times were nsed to soiled the alarm u Ix n there was a tllreatel:ed inviljion of wild animals, • Not In His. Line, "I presume, my ?s 5'l f'ii'•w. you're alaborer'?" aid a lawyer to a. plainly dressed witness. "You • ry right ---I'm a workman, sir," replied the witness, who was a civil eneineer. "Familiar with the use of the pick. shovel and spade, I presume?" "To some. ex- tent. Those are not the principal instruments of Illay trade, ti,1u02." "Perhaps you will condescend to en- lighten ore as to your principal imple- ments?" "It is . carcely worth while. You don't understand their nature or use." Probably net, but I insist on knowing what they are." "Brains." is Cut Glass at half lets and Manicure ill kinds at half price. rs Watch Fobs at half cent. discount ish. 'ON NGHAM w • • a 4 • • • 0 Vj• 0 • • i • • • • • 4 4 •' • • • • i • • • • �•••••••••w* ••••o••••• • • MOTHER'S FOOL. "I do declare," said the farmer's wife, "These boys will make their mark in life, They never were made to handle a hoe, And at once to college they must go. Ned is little better than a fool, But John and Henry must go to school" "Really, wife," said Farmer Brown, edown, As he sethis r A mu g of tld ",Book learning never willplant the corn, Nor hoe potatoes, sure as you're born! Nor mend a rod of broken fence, For my part, give me common sense." But the wife was bound the roost to rule, And John and Henry must go to school. Ned, he had to stay behind, For his mother said be had no mind. Five years at school the students spent, Then into business each (ne went. John learned to play the flute and fiddle And part his hair, of course, in the m Henry, heiddle; looked higher than he, Hung out a sign; "H. E. Brown, M. D In the meantime their brother Ned Had taken a notion into his head. He quietly trimmed his apple trees, Weeded his onions and planted peas, And somehow, either by hook or crook, He tried to read full many a hook. And at last his mother said He, too, was getting book learning in his head. Now the war broke out and Captain Ned A hundred men to battle led, And when the rebel flag came down He came marching home as General Brown. But:he quietly went to work again - Plowed the ground and sowed the grain, Re -shingled the barn and mended the fence; And the people all declared he had com- mon sense. Now common sense was very rare, And the State House needed a portion . there, So the family dunce moved into town And the people called him Governor Brown; And the students that went to the col- lege school Came hume to live with mother's fool. When Blood is Poison. The blood must be filtered, otherwise you are poisoned. If the kidneys fail the liver is overworked, and becomes torpid. By using Dr. Chase's Kidney - Liver Pills you get both these filtering organs working right, and also ensure healthful action- of the bowels. For this reason these pills are an ideal fam- ily medicine. They cure biliousness, constipation, chronic indigestion and kidney disease. A farmer in Puslinch the other day returned to his home at dinner time from the woods, where he was chopping wood, to find that his good wife had forsaken him and returned home to her parents. Her belongings were missing and with them also the younger boy, while the elder was left as his portion of the family. The father had visited his daughter, and after his son-in-law left for the woods, he hitched the team to a sleigh and hurriedly loaded her be- longings and drove into town. After reaching town he telephoned a nearby neighbor to inform his son-in-law that his team of horses would be found tied in one of the hotel sheds in Hespeler. uffern6 Nil Kidney Trouble FOis' Ten 'Years. Those who have never been troubled with kidney trouble do not know the : •laering and misery which those af- _hol d undergo. "Weak. lame or aching bade comes from :1,c kidneys, and when the kidneys are (,rut of order the whole system becomes qer _in'ged, 1)ouu s Kidney Pills go right to the seat rf the trouble, and make their action :wetter and natural. Miss Mary Daley, Penfield Ridge, writes: -"I now take great plea- sure in expressing myself for the benefit 1 nave obtained from your wonderful .aeriicise, Doan's Kidney Pills. Having seen a sufferer with ki$ney trouble for he last. ten years, and having spent hun- frcds of dollars in the so-called 'Quack' -Inca, from which I derived no benefit alata'ver, and after having been advised t Iry I)oan's Kidney Pills, I at once purchased a box, and from the first ob- • Tined relief, and after having taken five am now completely cured." Dean's Kidney Pills are Fill cents per .,lx, or three boxes for 81.2:.1, at all •:!lora, or hailed direct nu receipt of .• by 'Che T. Milburn Co., Limited, nano, Ont. When ordering specify "Doan's." NAinT ED A live representative for WINGHAM ld sur,ounding District to sell high-class stock for THE FONTHILL NURSERIES More fruit trees will be plant(d t the Fall of 1911 and Spring of 12 than ever before in the history Ontario. t The orchard of the future will bo best paying part of the farm, e teach our men Salesmanship nee Culture and how big ,profits in it growing can be made. Pay weekly, permanent employ. tot, exclusive territory, Write ...t particulars. STONE &i WELLINGTON \iii fioitc)lr•To, • "IrC)U., iSi rry ? SECRETS OF NOME LIFE Statements made by patients taking the New Method Treatment,. They knew it Cares fl" No Names or Testimonials used without written somata VA1tICOSE VEINS CURED. CONSTITU1IO* AL BLOOD DISEASE, Patient No. 16174. "The spots are all Cone from my legs and arms and 1 fes l good now. I am very grateful to you and shall never forget the favor your nwd'.cinea have done for mc. You can use my name in recommending It to any sufferer. I am going to get mar- ried soon. Thanking you once more, On" SAYS TWO MONTHS CURED MIS. Patient No. 10705. Aga :3, Single. Indulged in immoral halts 4 Years. De. posit In urine and drains at night. Varicose Veins un both sides, pains in back, woak sexually. IIs writes: -"I received your letter of recent date and in reply I am pleased to say that after taking two months' treatment I would consider myself completely cured, as I have aeon no signs of them coming back (one year). THE WORLD SEEM DIFFERENT. Patient No. 15023. "I have not bad a regular Emission I don't know when and am feeling fine. The world seems altogether different to mo and I thank God for directing me to you. You have been an honest doctor with me." Case No, 10888, Symptoms When he started treatment: -Ago 21, single, in* tugged in immoral Ir•b'to several years. Varieoao Voins on both cldcs--pimples on the face, etc. After two months' tivaL'n-,nt he writes no follows: -"Y ur welcome letter to band and am very glad to say that I think =yaw cured, My Varicose Veins have completely dis- appeared for quite a while and 11 eeems a cure. I work harder and feel Ir -'s tired. I have no desire for that habit whatever and if I stay Rico this, W1,i.•a I have every reason to believe I will. Thanking you for your kind attention," etcA, , (3MD 1D 14 POUNDS IST ONE MO:h'TIL. Patient No. 13533. This patient (aro,l es) had a chronic case of Nervous rre- IlitY and Sexual Weakness and was run down in vigor and vitality. After ono month's treatment he reports ns fol- lows: -"3 am feeling very well. I ht:'o gained 14 pounds in one month. cu that I will have to congratulate you." Later report: -•I am beginning to feel more Bice a m',n. I feel my condition 13 getting better every week." His last re- port: --"Dear Doctors -As I feel this Is the last month's treatment that I will have to get, I thought at one time I 'would never be cured but I put con- fidence in you from the start and you have cured me." CURES GUARANTEED OR NO PAY We treat and curd VARICOSE VEINS. NERVOUS DEBILITY, :BLOOD AND URINARY COMPLAINTS. 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