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TIM. CRITIC.
My father says the paper somehow ain't
got up ;Mat riebt.
Ile finds a lot of feelt with it when he
reads it at night,
He says there ain't a goldura thing in it
worth while to read,
And that it doesn't print the kind of
stuff the p-mple need.
He tosses it aside and says its strictly
"on the bum" -
But you ought to ioar him holler when
the paper ,Ioesn't come.
He reads about th' weddin's and he
snorts IF:e all git out.
He reads the social doin's with a most
derisive shout.
He says they make the paper for the
wimmen Zolks alone.
He'll read about the parties and he'll
iume and fret and groan;
He says of information it does not con-
tain a crumb.
But you otrsnt to hear him holler when
the paper doesn't come.
He's always fest ograb it and he reads
it plumb clean througias
He doesn't, miss an item or a want ad -
that is true.
He says: "They don't know what we
want, them durst newspaper guys;
I'm goin' to take a day sometime and go
and put them wise.
It sometimes seems as though they
must be deaf end blind and dumb,
But you ou.-ht to bar him holler when
the paper doesn't come.
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The above is a pkture of "Chief Little Bow," who was probably the first
inhabitant of CARMANGAY, where once the savage roamed at will, NOW the farmer tills the land.
Railways, Wheat, Coal and Water!!
CARMANGAY is a NATURAL RAILWAY CENTRL on account of the topography of the country.
It is situated on the Little Bow River, and has an UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF PURE WATER. It has
VAST QUANTITIES OF COAL close to the town.
OUR PROPERTY is WITHIN the TOWN LIMITS and ONLY TWO BLOCKS from the centre of kusiness
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THE WIN GHAM TIMES
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"A Child Can Run MN".
They said that a child could roe it,
was a little ehild:
So meekly and maidenly mild:
it looked a simple fraction,
boimnt It with good goid &Ha's,
11:1111tA it the lioneyeee,
And I wish that i had the gay yellod
That that boat to me!
The motor was perfectly simple-,
You toyed with a Jigger here
And twisted a simple thingumabeb
And tickled its left hind ear,
You told It a funny story,
You gave It the mystic sign.
And off It would go with a yo heave
no!
Said the fellow who sold mc mine.
It ran -oh, yes, when be ran it,
And that was in early May! -
And I was a care free butterfly,
But now I am ohl and gray.
They said that a child could run it -
oh, ultimate cosmic smart!
They knew I would look like Methuse.
Ian's spook
Ere t ever get It to start.
-New York Sun,
Overlooked Her.
Two black faced ininistrels were give
mg an entertainment ou the sands of
n certain seaside holiday resort recent -
.y. While one of them was telling
funny stories about the humors of
hoarding house landladies the other
went among the crowd making a col-
/ection. He at length went up to a
.stern looking woman, who promptly
snatched the tambourine from his
fiend and poured the contents Into her
lap. As site returned the empty tam-
bourine to the astonished minstrel she
exclai med
"Tell your friend who knows so much
about landladies that the one he
forgot to pay the last time he was
hem!" -Weekly Telegraph.
Broke.
I don't consider I am broke -
At least not what's considered such -
Until the wife refuses NV nen
I go to her to make a touch.
-Detroit Free Press.
And even then there l a chance,
Although, of course, the crime is rank,
That there may be in time of need
Some coppers in the baby's bank.
ank.
toGlobe.
And If the baby's hank is not
In funds and leaves you in distress
You might climb out at night and hunt
The pocket in your helpmate's dress.
-Houston Post.
And, best of all, there is the chance
That you con make the needed touch
From some flush sport whom once yea
staked.
There Is a chance -but not much.
-Seattle f'ost.jntelligencer,
Already Provided For.
"My three :4(.110010N cousins are com-
ing tomorrow to stay for a few days,"
observed Mrs. Harlem at the bseakfast
table.
"My goodness, Marie." replied her
husband, "you'll here to order a lot
more meat and things"
"No, I won't. I've ordered a dozen
bottles of pickles and almost half a
ton of candy." • Fun Magazine.
The Artist and the Girl.
Into his studio she boats
To see his masterpieces.
And as she views them one by one
Iter interest increases.
Then suddenly she conies across
A frame turned to the wall.
She seeks with curiosity
The meaning of it all.
"The picture that you've hidden here -
A sweetheart, I suppose.
Which, were it real, I have no doubt,
To her you would propose "
"I would," quoit. Ile. "I'll turn it round.
Now, won't you please step nearer?
The light is very poor today
You see, it's but a mirror."
-Boston News Letter.
Nervy,
First Flatter --My Morn) clock never
wakes we now.
Second Flatter- Well, the noise isn't
wasted. It wakes me every morning.
Filet Platter- Is that so? Say. would
you mind running down and pounding
on my door when you bear it? -Wash-
ington Herald.
A Riddle to Willie.
I asked my pa a simple thing -
"Where holes in doughnuts go."
Pa read his paper, then he said,
"Oh, you're too young to know!"
I asked my ma about the wind,
"Why can't you see it blow?"
Ma thought a moment, then she said,
"Oh, you're too young to know:"
Now, why on earth do you suppose
They went and licked me so?
Ma asked, "IA here is that jam?" I said.
"Oh, you're too young to know!"
-Ladles' Home Journal.
A Plum Tree.
She -Maud Richleigh's family tree 'a
not much to boast of.
He -I don't know about the trunk er
the branches, but the leaves are ail
right. Two of her ancestors left over
s million. -Boston Transcript.
Zeus Goes a -Riding.
Ho, Hermes! Catch my winged steed
And bring him on the green.
Vulcan, acilust Ms steering gear.
Pluto, get gaso
Please see his wings, Minerva, dear,
Are in alIgnmen . straight,
For I would use riy monoplane -
Pegasus up to dile.
-Judge'n Library.
No Coubt.
"What," she asked, with a haughty
sneer -"what world the garden of
Eden be without en Eve?"
"Well," he calmly replied, "It would
probably have le -en quiet, for one
thiug."-Cause.
A Lecturer's Paradox.
Against the men or ,s sails' is, sows,.
And fate, the misrmer mamas il t,
Drought eoinbea.sa toi a
lilt he vas IMO or
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FORGET IT.
Are you puffed up with inordinate pride
And think that your standing is high?
An? you ever convinced that deep woe
would betide
If you were to suddenly die?
Do you ever imagine the whole ve rid
would pause
If you wore the one in the hearee?
Forget it tin world woeld'a wobble,
because
It would probably miss others worse.
Are you ever obsessed with the feeling
that you
Are sure the main spoke in the wheel?
Do you ever insist that great honor's
your due,
And to you all mankind should kneel?
Do you ever opine that when you are
called hence
"resin cause the machin'ry to break?
Forget it the hole you will leeve's as
immense
As a needle withdrawn from the lake.
Are you working away as your talents
require,
And doing the best that you can?
Are you honest and square? Does your
soul never tire
In loving your own fellow man?
Are you meeting each duty, howe'er
humble your lot?
Are you standing strict watch on your
post?
That's enough- -though we all will be
quickly forgot,
It is you that the world will miss
most.
A `et ender ex ker.
"It heals like magic," is a favorite
expression when Dr. Chase's Ointment
is used. It works quickly, stops all
itching at once, often heals in a single
night. For eczema, salt rheum, bar-
ber's itch, skin irritations or eruptions,
it is a most satisfactory treatment.
Being antiseptic, it prevents lab od poi-
soning.
Passing of Father.
[Life.]
Father is going. The patient, kind
spirit who made us say our prayers at
night and tucked us up in bed, will soon
be a thing of the past. Even, now it is
rare to find him anywhere.
We can see him yet -for our childish
memory goes back almost to the begin-
ning -bending over ou- cribs and anon
in the still (except for our presence) -
watches of the night heating the milk
over the gas -stove. And when mother
used to come home from the caucus, how
father's face would light up when, be-
fore turning in, she nodded her approval!
There was nobody in all the world
quite like father. No matter what our
troubles were, we always found a safe
refuge in his sympthetic bosom. How
soft was his voice as he read aloud to
, us at night from Elinor i.ilynn's fairy
stories and other well-known classics.
And when we tossed on our beds in fev-
er there was no ecoling touch like fath-
er's.
Who will take his place?
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No ,vi ,1 can expect to be tree from some
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The blood can easily be purified and
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It has been on the market for over
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Mrs. Lillie Mitchell, Guelph, Ont.,
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